Episode 222

Ex pay check. They come and get this paycheck, huh, Like this is your day off, but I'm up here to get my paycheck. Dog. It really used to be. It really used to be a time where niggas had to pull up for their paycheck. Keep my motherfucker check. That's why I just want to how about this. I changed my account uh direct deposit to another bang so it takes two paid cycles and then sent me a live check on the damn because I was straight looking at it. I was

looking at my account that where the fuck? I don't check my mail like that, open my dumb ass, my dumb ass flash flash deposit that ship. You have to wait the nigga. I'm like, nigga, this is the same check y'all direct deposit, Like why are y'all taking five days to actually play my check? I went the funk off, like this is the same motherfucking chick y'all every two weeks, And I think it's They're like, bro, we don't know if you got fired or not, because you're right

because here's the same check we see every two weeks. So why I didn't come through this goddamn Because I'm leaving your fun ass no, and that sh was wild because you used to have to fight yourself, like damn, I want to call in today, but I can't call in because I gotta go get my check. Know when I worked at Walmart and I saw all the time where brow be working today, say yeah, I know maning something back then, I was like, you go back there if you want to cart

you you're supposed to be here all right. Well, if this is your first time joining us, I would like to properly introduce myself. I am a host of favorite otivational speaker MEMI MEMI seven hundred or come and walker. It's a nasty Make sure that you are shopping the cious Vibes dot com for all your adult and intimate toy and lines you reade needs look lascivious l A x C I V I owe you. Yeah, I had a I had a dumb moment last night on his hair. I forgot I didn't. I

wasn't paying attention at the computer charger charge. The dogs sat here, Oh dead is a like two hours the whole charger. I was on the live like, yeah, I might have to get all my phone and die well as usual Chimo toe. But those who weren't familiar with her. TikTok. Oh TikTok, is that one of the videos that you said, It didn't sound like it. I wasn't just watching cook Tiktoka nothing, just open Tiktoka.

Was looking for something. She was cooking corner. No. I gave Casey the nickname Kimmeltoe because I told everybody how she sat on my cell phone and her camel toe broke my phone screen. Come come, come, Come, come, come, she said. All I got to know is where that one end goes and my butt. You can you can use it whatever because it's a it's a bullet, so you can insert it vaginally. You can insert it anally if you want to just use it to tickle a nigga

nuts or something like that toy I'm talking about. The Munch For those who aren't familiar. Munch is a multi function vibrator available on the site. It is sixty dollars uh. It has a thrusting and vibrating bullet on one end, and it has a munching mouth with a rapidly flicking tongue on the other. So yeah, you can use it on your nipples. Glitterists head of the penis balls, whatever you whatever, you want to put it on.

Yep, it's yeah, and I mean, hey you can. Hey, if you want to use it to give a goot smooch, you were more than welcome to do. So it was made for every think you need that. I don't even know what we're talking about, but that's the candidate for episode NW already got one. Ain't nobody food of that ship a whole series? No, Yeah, but but that toy is very, very versatile. Actually posted some reviews. There were two besties like they bought it from me

from us Yeah, they I bet yeah. They they bought them at the pop up shop and she sent me like they text exchange like after she was like, dude, let me know after you try this. So I posted that the reviews. Yeah, but everybody who's you know, who was purchasing so far, they love it. I really need people who purchased things to

leave reviews directly on the site for me. Please. You are able to leave product reviews on the site, so if you can definitely help me out with that and make sure you're leaving reviews on the site for other customers who aren't familiar with me or you know, my products. That helps me because a lot of us that's how we shot. We use product reviews and you don't want ship that you're looking at, like dang, I like this, but ain't nobody talking about it. That's how the Rose got so popular because

so many people were talking about it. The Rose was out for minute before even I actually I made my review and that review got shared so many times with people that was like I'm going to buy, I'm going to buy them, going to buy you and that. Yeah. So my homegirl, Allegra, she reached out and she was like, Mimi, why don't you like you need to be getting paid for this. I was like, damn you

right out and said in plenty referrals. She was like no, she was like, you need to open your own and you know, sell your own ship. So Allegra is actually the one that lit the fire under me for Combers Candy Closet and got me started because I was like, damn, you're right, like you know, especially because I was already doing only fans. But see Casey's in the comments. And that's another thing she said twice as nice fuck that roll. Because the rolls was so popular, I kept telling

everybody about twice as Nice. I was, yeah, yeah, I was putting every day, those will be restocking. I'll be getting to smoking here. You got all the smoking snacks. You a smoker went to the store. Yeah, I said you did you ready? Because I really quite said, hey, guy nod. We know he didn't because we can go. Yeah, that's why we late late today because we literally he walked in.

He was like no. That's why Tone laughed and the chat after that because yeah, but I was telling everybody about about twice as Nice, and a lot of people weren't picking up on it because it didn't have the word of mouth that the roads did. But once people actually trusted me and my recommendation and actually bought the twice as Nice, I don't have one single person that doesn't love that toy. It's phenomenon. That's my favorite. I preferred twice

as Nice over the broc. You come to work tomorrow, smoke weed every day. But as usual, I am joined by my co host. We got the narcissists, the pie Guy one aka the Forgotten One. Today you just lost one. The man behind the magic. We got the classic man, mister Tone Death, the producer for Hostally awkward and so many other amazing pies on the CR network. Mister Essential, especially because he had to go back out and pick up one. Today we got Tomas in the building aka

mister ignored. The group chat. Nigga's like five group chats in my damn phone. I gotta figure it out. It's a lot of stuff. Hey, all I know is November seventeenth at Delicious Bites. We have canned bites. It's gonna be an art show at Delicious Bites where food is getting to be available for purchase and artwork by can beat. So just make sure November seventeenth. In November six is my birthday. No one there, that's a Friday. I haven't made the ad yet, but I will like chats too,

So like I pinned all the group chats to the top. Oh you're talking about the chats? Yeah, like you like when you can do more than like one or two more than one? Okay, I do that. There's still niggas be like, some niggas get in the group chatting, But some niggas get in a group chat and go into a whole blown out conversation for like two hours before you can even get to it. I'm like,

I'm out of I'm out of the loop. I tag out type of nig you don't go back and I tag out because I'm like in the restling group chat. Sometimes I'm not like, I don't scroll back to where I last go minute. I just like trying to fit in where the I'm just let it go. I like to sleep about the time I see ship like there, I don't even the whole show, and I don't care why that coming. You heavy on the narcissist and then out of the blue you got your

comments like that. As long as I can put it in my butt pause, I don't care. London has been on this and the bullet really really really vibrates like that much like I put it on the table to test it, like when I first first first got them and I was sorry, it is gonna be a good time. If you ever had Tomarra tomorrow White's food at Delicious Bikes, you should try. Delicious Bikes should be a sponsor. They should just be a natural sponsors. The food is outstanding, everyone outstanding.

She's got vegan, she's got non vegan, she's got the only choices vegan. Yeah, but I just make sure that people know she got vegan, but she's got the the the cheesecake cups NI vegan too. Yeah, why is she too fine? Then I get to hear ninety eight point three they gotta because three D we are not two hours late. We were thirty minutes late? Yeah, because why can we just y'all? I'm like, don't own ship. I was reading comments and said, Joab two hours late.

I said, we was only thirty minutes and this is her first comment. We've been on for how long you late, nigga? And then she just said she our ahead of us, niggah with her near minds? Did you know you? Did you introduce her? Okay, that was wondering stuff. I said, well, my birthday is November six, and tell you throwing out all right, I mean, I'm saying I just want to make

sure I get that there before we got in. But okay, go ahead, because I saw this and I was making sure that stop discuss nasty work. Nasty work happened, say, and of course, last but never least, the beautiful Serena in the building, hell beautiful the owner of I am chronically resilient, and also the new Yeah, I still got my work hood you on and then also the owner of the Luxury South, Caroline Lowly to Jay jab this rebranding this weekend, you have had, you know, beautiful

astronomical feedback. No, actually it's my my mom. So that's where I come from. I was cleaning off my dresser and guess what I found. I bought. I forgot. I bought another banging body butter from me that I did one that means you've been Ashley all this time. I'm using the man the Strawberry. I'm gonna have an actual post. I'm gonna say, hey, I want some suggestions whatever. It's the top folk that person's go wood for because they because they know they love them. God damn teeth Wood.

I'm buying it all. As soon as bathroom body words hit me with the one two sails. Actually yep, they're about to have another one. Because as soon as Black Friday hitting me, if I'm ashy, I walk around, what is that Champagne ship from uh Champagne to just keep the banging body butters on that. Come hi, Rabbi, you haven't been here in a while. You been in your deep relationship and ship cold Mario. We're talking about tonight Mario keeping the hostage in the baby if you if you not

save Rabbie blink twice about we broke up again? What's up? Death, Rabbi can celebrate accepted her friend requests last week you finally did. Yeah, while you are here in black listing people because trying to kill him? Yeah? Yeah that Taylor p Wow when to say no, I didn't know nothing about tel does he really said? I don't think he does. Tommy only doesn't say no. But have you seen overly aggressive women? Rita said, putting it in the buttons? What I walk in on? That's what I'm

talking about. Yeah, we were talking about much one of my newest toys on laius vibes dot com. I definitely encourage y'all to go get that because, like I said, there's so many functions on one toy, and you can use it on so many different parts of the body, and not just women's. You can use it on you know, your partners, I said, testicles, head of the penis, you know, go ahead and let the thing vibrate across the shaft a little bit, make them little toes pop

do a lot. Man, look at me like that? Yeah, that is a while we're not talking about what's going on the good when you buy the sunflower to crack the shell place it's pretty because it said Taylor Port is horrible. I took ship right the rabbit crib. Oh yeah, because you know that you playing. You're not supposed to bring ship that's cooking wine, that cooking sherry. Well they actually tell you because like there's like cooking wine, cooking wine, like it's like salt and ship added in it, like

that you're not supposed to drink. But the experts actually actually tell you that you are supposed to cook with the wine that you would drink. Bro, don't tell you. I'm you do that bring out the greatness? Like maybe if you like, I don't know, Taylor, I haven't had anything, have had anything because you a whole. That's a rabbity line. No, no, Rabbity is lying. She's telling about some she ain't had nothing in her ass in a while. I guess diamond foot don't count. Specified were

you I need to order tonight? What's some favorites again? Definitely make sure that much twice as nice ain't stocked in yet. But what I'm gonna use the bros on my tip one of these days. Thank you. Yeah, big Paul Bro, we didn't even know that to yourself. Hey, that's what I I've done it. Yeah, it's different coming, it's a different way. That's just like I Bro would have walked through the circles everybody head. It was like, y'all last night, what's wrong with that? It's

a lot wrong party. The niggas that let you take charge, it ain't no. So when they let you take charge, you got to make them let you take charge. That's where all the excitement that break that down put the niggas in the back room. So for a nigga that just lays down and like all right, you know, just have at it, that's not where the fun is at it when he kind of like he's exerting his masculinite

and ship because he doesn't want to feel like he's being dominated. But you got a fucking forcing and not like in a RAPEI way, it's just yeah, but not in like a rape way. Is just you're showing that you're more dominant that he is in that moment, and then the motherfuckers melt like better. The stories that we tell here protect I'm just these are the victims

when it's your turn, watch the fuck out. But I'm just I'm talking about that saying in that same session, all right, yeah you see, and and that's why, Hey, that's why I'm called a switch because I can go back and down what you'd be doing the tag team because bait, that's not Bab's a he's a big, buff ass nigga. So for me to control this nigga and like fucking grab this nigga by his fucking throat and man handed like like I love it. I don't know what Mario is talking

about that. I got called out my name for saying there should be a marital aid fundraiser for the homeless port. How do we get here? I don't know. I'm just I'm just reading it. That's my sur MD twenty twenty era. No tailor Port is not MB twenty twenty, niggas, it's not. No, it's not I had MB twenty twenty. You can believe that ship a Taylor Port is m D fifty to fifty. Read it. That's why we jig. All right, So Mario was gonna explain, I

feel like it will help cut down the population. Too many poor people having sex for entertainment. If we give them sex toys, it would encourage them to do better. I see what she thought. It was a good idea, all right, all right, so he wants to have a sexuoy drive, marital aid drive, a marital aid drive. That makes it more polity or correct. Hey, it's nasty work if you are married and you're homeless. This is nasty. Like both of y'all homeless and y'all married. That's

that's bad. That's bad. This is a bad situation. Bro. Can you imagine a homeless only fans that's wild? It's probably already out there, no, because no, it was tone just said, YOA shouldn't be trying to fucking listens for content. So I'm like, dog, a homeless only fans is wild. Like you got to go to the public library to use their wife by to upload ship they using first of all, using their government phones, So that's start right there too. And somebody google people already like

public sex, so there's a lane for that. Then dirty mic and the boys over there fucking in the yards. You know, they haven't recorded that a couple of times, So that's homeless sex. Niggas niggas right, you know, there's some regular porn from like that looks homeless. Yeh oh yeah, like because y'all already know how I feel. I am not a fan of commercial porn. I don't like commercial I have yeah, but some amateur ship really looks like they just pulled whatever fucking crackhead was, Like, yay,

you can record as long as I get that rowdy. You know, I have one request. I seen someone one request? Can all the black amateur damn porn? Can you change the battery in your damn smoke, detective, please? I think it's just the one person you follow. No, every time, it's always some niggas trying the house. Hey, I like

that ship, but change changed, like, don't Lucky for me. The hotels are like me, where you can actually go I mean, I mean in a hotel outside somewhere because my you know, my people, they love public stuff. But yeah, a homeless only fans will be wild. You get the home, you just let them go their own. Do you stand there with the camera? Do you just set it up in the vicinity and

see what happens? Like wow, quite a bit about back in the day in the trap, the homeless used to use my basement for their own playboy mansion. See a homeless persons throw away. See there's a lane. I don't know who's watching this lane, But isn't that the other guys where the homeless had I've definitely seen them, she said. I've seen some wild videos of the homeless fucking on the street. Me too, Like they've definitely like on the bus stops and ship like they beget I guess they would be home.

I guess they would be homeless. The ones that I see, like reels and ship people will post like that. It's crazy. I haven't seen porn though, I mean it happens people outside. That's what it's called. Shut your dirty mouth, that's funny, you said, I don't watch that, no, like, and I'm serious, Like there is a lot of because, like I said, we get a lot of flak for having only fans as women, especially like locally, when I know way more guys locally

that have only fans than women here. But the guys, it's like they be so thirsty to get kind tent that they will live like anybody that says yes to be on camera their recording. It's like, bro, this fucking entire video looked like it's stink. I'm just right on here. Look, oh it's dank. Mm hmm. They spent their money, so it was okay. It's not okay, bro Like your basement smell like moth balls and dirty draw and and old and old. Mine used to smell like that.

And that's why I quit. I told y'all, I was running like a little mini brothel in high school, like because we could. And I used to let them. I used to let them run holes in the basement down there. But that last bitch, she was a little ripe. I was like, mm hm, y'all gotta go. That ship was in the drywall for like four days. Ye dirty, dirty and the girls down there, Like that's gonna be had a dirty Michelle and the girls for now. I

do that one. That's the name of show dirty. I know everything like that. We might we might do. I get it, but that's that's that's one of the options. That's right, But that that ship is crazy almost only want we're gonna start doing it like the boat Winkle show, like whether they have one title or and then they have a second one, Like

it was like dirty, what was a dirty mouth? Dog? Mario said, I've got some pussy on the bus stop in my youth, and when I stayed in Cleveland, they were always having homeless sex on the train, the train, the play, because there was always someone sucking in some box cards somewhere homeless or not. Bro, you know what disgusting. That's why I was mad walking trying to get the little The essence of homeless people is wow, no, no, no, but the true homeless why y'all essence

out here? Essence homeless, assence assassinating. They don't don't because there's and it's like people be so like excited to like visit New York and ship I've

never wanted. I'm not the minute you get off that plane of New York slaps you no right, Like public transportation in New York nothing but dirty and the boys on those and yeah, and honestly and honestly, like a lot of a lot of the filmed videos that I have seen with homeless people getting busy in New York, New York crazy party is they're not even homeless. That's just how New York can be sometimes. Oh no, homeless, bro, I'm like, is it worth staying in your good hand washed pair of

drums? You just get a tequila. I hope not that much. No, that guy, I can see the bubbles in it. That's a caffeinated beverage it. Yes, you a caffeinated beverage trump there. Yeah, but what do we have drinking in there? It has carbon? Oh, Mario said, we need to turn off your mic. The essence of homeless people dirty micing the boys or the essence of homeless people? How it works? That's a Rocky and Bullwinkle title. Bro y'all is horrible. You you bring

us together for this? This is how people start or in their week. First of all, this is not why I bring y'all together. I bring y'all together for quality family time and psychological release. Okay, we are your therapy. This this, this podcast is a reflection of your thoughts. So how often do you think about homeless sex? Man? How often you and the boys getting busy in your yards? That's what I'm saying, Like, what be on your mind? How did we get one that's sick? They

shouldn't be fucking unless they're doing content. I was just my fault because see I feel like that's one of those things where had we not had this conversation, I would go back and listen to the trump Like, dam why talking about homeles sex y'all was out here talking about homeless people talking about toys and it just okay, So technically this is Mario funk. Yes, yeah, Mario was doing the homeless sex drive. Thanks a lot, Ma, you

don't even be here. Maybe that's the name of the episode. Thanks for nothing, Maria. We're the only show that does not have a topic more title pre airring. Wee si chemistry is so naturally organic. We just when I have topics. I can't help that. Yes, blame Mario. Let's go see the way you be dogging me, like, don't be all this life. But I'm just saying, though, does that not look like Teddy Pendergrass? He congratulations to your wife. She's got her she's got her doctorate.

Doctor Hayes started listing to your wife, she gotta why are you? Oh he's he's one. He post his wife and be like, hey, look at that ass. He was one of them niggas. But you know it's speaking of that, And it's so funny because I say that all the time. You have so many guys that love to tell us what other men not gonna like bro, if you don't want that, that's fine. But I know plenty of guys. They love to show off their wives. You

nigga's not married. Y'all been single longer than us, trying to threaten us with being single, like I'll go die along with cats, Like I would rather that than be with you. Shit, you how fucked up to be or a woman for me? You for me to want to die? And I'm allergic to cats, like, definitely allergic to cats. So for me to want to spend the last ten minutes of my life with cats rather than be in a lifelong relationship with the Walgreens cookies? Is the lick? That's

that's I'm just saying this is a lick like that? Then then are the ship right next to Actually, I'm allergic to neglect to motherfuckers? How about that neglected in the group? This is up there with white boy one white boy, one Dominican Dominican one white want to well until we prove that his dad is not white. Well, since we've already discussed how shitty New York is, we might as well go ahead and broke this video. Play the

news video, Timmy, you're allergic to everything? She is yeah, crack pipe vending machine in New York. Instead of Dorrito's, you got free crack pipes. The neighbors hated it because it a mecca to junkies. Eric Adams, put this vending machine out there, What do you want to tell them take back? We need to not put drugs in our community. I mean, if you want to put something here, put something for the kids to learn, something for the kids to do useful, you know, with their

lives, not do drugs. I want this moved. I don't want this here. I think this is a horrible idea. Primetime Foyd New York City for the crack pipe vending machine contracts, and we found out that New York City paid six hundred and seventy six hundred thousand dollars for one vending machine. If we wanted free crack pipes so badly, why didn't we take a regular vending machine. We already had removed the milky ways and put in crackpipes.

But here's the kicker. We found out the crackpipe vending machines only really cost ten grand a pop. So where'd all the other six hundred thousand dollars go? A bunch of nonprofits skim the money off the top. They said the money was for true reining. So we just paid someone six hundred and fifty thousand dollars to train a guy had to plug in a vending machine. This isn't an F thirty five, and the crack pipes are free. Nobody even

comes and collects the money. We reached out to New York City Health Department and they basically told us crackpipe's cure addiction. So who got the money? Services for the undeserved? Who supposed to help the homeless got two hundred grand for the crack mar Chel and Y also got two hundred grand for the crackpipe vending machine, and their pack endorsed Schumer. And guess what Schumer did to return the favor. He's asking Congress to buy the group of new headquarters for

three million dollars. That's your money. Another group got money too. None of these nonprofits are nonprofits. It's all profit. Politicians send them our money. They take a big cut of it and endorse the politician who sent them the money, And each year the number of homeless crackheads goes up. Every he wins except for us win time time out ain't no fucking way that that

was, like, really on the news, it cannot be. No, that's a real news, that's a Republican news network on top of that, So you're telling me in the middle of New York City it's a vendor machine that's giving out crack pipes. What the entire fuck is going on in the world. But they laughed at Mario, bro it's a very who is it is twenty twenty three, who's still smoking crack? Anyway? A lot of people like crack. I thought we moved on to like oprs and heroin.

Wire is very very very very very close to reality. Mario, you said it also had narn can't help you with Yeah, yeah, I think it's actually when you have certain prescriptions, I think it's required that you. Yeah, so they don't even they don't care if you're drug aic or not. If you get certain prescriptions. I think it's a requirement keeps them from stealing stealing what she ain't no damn toasters and ship in that it's a crack pipe,

y'all acting like they gave niggas free crack. The free crack might help you from stepping man. It's just like you can get needles and ship for heroin same ship. It's not that I right, it's not that outrageous. Actually that ship is wild. It's wild, but it's not outrage it's the whole thing crack machine. Where is the Vendom machine with the gelato in it or the Vendom machine with the wedding cake or some ship? Where is the

weed vendor? Where is the damn repassed green bean machine? Still hit the cerame sitting in the bit of machine though also to be like one or whatever? Yeah? Yeah, what would you want? Like green beans on hand? I went to a funeral and I had the option to get some green beans. Just want to make sure everybody did you get some? I didn't. I wasn't hungry, but I was just wondered. It was it was, it was. It's been a gold bowl of just green beans and whatever

smoked me. I was feeling some kind of way that day, and it wasn't. Really it goes. It goes with the cons They have those one, yes, but do we have those? Probably do well? You don't leave the blocks at least it don't look like it was stepped. Don okay? I have a sh you got about it? Mm hmm. I went with you weren't here for like a month, and I went with the silk the SI just talking about ship, talking about right now, I'm here. I mean, I'm right here. I'm right here. I'm right here.

Don't beat that guy. Were you here? Were you here the day I were bying? No? All right, relevant happening. I didn't say that was relevant. I'm just trying to move on from it. Say we got better days ahead of us. Can beats is here? Cheer cheer. Mario said that keeps you from overdosing. I am for them giving out narking and quick maybe even I be needles to keep people from sharing. Yeah, that happened because of the age epidemic. Yeah that makes sense. That was actually

on the wire for a season. Oh I didn't, I didn't see I was over here. I thought you was my partner. You trust, young gras. What have we said about everything trusted? Because everything is everything is trash as the ground the opposite. No, but he really believing that ship though, I'm the baby showers are nice, yes, pause pause, pause, But the repass green beans, then our cant brings you out of an overdose. But what is the public health risk with crackpipes. Did they burn

their lips and pass some blood born illness? I'm sure they got crackpipes that don't burn your lips because they were using like antennas like most cracked users. Literally we having cracked up lips. Have you got blood all over the place of their AIDS infested people smokeing crack together, I'm assuming their blood inested people. Look, bruh, that's you don't take in our can because you might overdose. Who's that that you don't take our can because you might overdose?

Facebook is you're hiding behind an anonymous monker man, Sir sir man. I don't know who they are, I said, sir man, because I don't know which one is. I figured that was Jamal because I saw him saying, I know that's right. If you burn the pipeline enough, it's going to burn the lips, regardless of what is made of. Yeah, it's the same thing with smoking the ball. You do think everything is just said that you take you take nar can because you might overdose. Who's at that?

No, I know, I'm saying who here said that? For him to put that in the comments? Like yourself? Brother, Hey, I don't know. I mean, I don't see you I'm something bad. I'm using my better judgment to see that, it says Facebook user. That's what I'm saying, give unless you're talking about because of what they make it a requirement, like with certain your prescriptions and ship, like they make you take nar can. And I don't mean like they make you take it, like

physically take it. I mean like they make you take it with you my Caroline brother. It's not that even if you don't abuse your drugs, if you have certain prescriptions. Now I think that it's they make it mandatory now that you have to have. They're like, all you might not be, you know, a crackhead, but just in case you is, you'll be ready to type ship. I just think most of most things, and most of the stretch, you're not between you know what, between you and my

brother in the comments, I don't know who's more cynical about life. It's okay to certain things trash, but some things that you think are trash, I'll be like, no, you can't be real human. Okay, this is the test. That's that do you eat candy corn? That's not all tests. No one should eat candy corn. That's the trash test. If he says trash, he's not a contrarian. She said, we used to give junkies and ar cane when they odd and passed out. You should that's

there. Yeah, they need that. We want them to live and get high another day that they've been advertising that on ninety eight zero point three. But we can get it if they need it. Oh, yep, you see me because she said, yes, what oxy? They gave me a script for narcan? Well, oxy is different with any machines, clearly they

are. No. But that's what I said. I said, with certain prescriptions, they don't make sure that you have nar can too, like even if you not you know, showing the history of drug abuse or anything. Once you had those prescriptions, they automatically do it now for some places because they because mama, you know, she's in pain management and with all of the ship that they give her. Right Peo, I mean, that's how

we look. We can't help that. We got titties. That's how you wear a fucking seatbelt, or we just don't take you take the wait to god damn many here way, the motherfucking gotten damn nigga. So s doc thinks everything is fucking trashed. But this nigga eats candy core He did you say, what was that test? He wo has the most invalid opinion in

the history of opinions. This nigga is not to be trusted. He's eight years old with a beer domestic terrorists bro That is wild for him to say so miss past green beans, but he eats candy with the little white potatoes to like what is his own? That's your friend is out of patrol and people are dying, dying. It's wild out here. Yeah, that's why they don't want me to do much. I'm trying to be safe, not tra well. Accept that I think I have. I think I have a

new crackhead on the block. Now it's the one dying. Just I hate raising brawn. Cut off one head, another one grow. I think when they when one crackhead realizes the spot opens up, they quickly move in. Now. The only reason why, like squatters, the only reason why I'm going. I don't think I've ever been around for that kind of transition. Because crackheads are durable. They last for a long time. Crackheads have outlived most of the people that are Like if I went to my old hood.

The crackheads are still there. It's the other niggas that die. I resented them niggas when my mom passed. My mother was eating by the man, she was being healthy and ship. She died of cancer and fucking crackhead walking. This motherfucker to today she died, Damn there fifteen years ago. Crackheads still running walk. I only assumed this because I was standing on the porch one night and I was smoking raising bran. A certain car pull up in

front of her house. But I'm like, man, that could be in body, that's probably not folk, that could be anybody, until like five minutes like went by, and then like he turned the car back on or some the lights come on and he slid down the front of the house, slid the window down. Was like the meet the blood cutz. I was like, house, I know what you do for a fucking recreation, Like,

I know what type of time you want home? Bro, what you said, don't tell cracks to my people, the people that live next door to me, because we don't know this one. I knew the other one that stayed on the other side. I knew him. That's my nigga. Right, but I don't fuck with these people that on the left side, so they still need they cracked too. Like I know, I don't be hearing crackheads talk about they got diabetes, they got the gout, nothing.

They don't care like uba got, No, I said, I don't be hearing about crack as having diabetes, the gout, none of that ship. It's like crack is a fucking repellent. No, they just don't care about all that because the cracks don't kill them. I don't care about betes. They don't care crack down. Raising bran crunch is not trash corn, but raising brand. Raising brand is trash. Raising crunch is a whole different ship. Bro, long time. No see, it's like it's like we.

It's like we. It's got granola, it's got sweets, shi sweetersh it's fire, even though I still think raising anywhere. Hey, but you do that drop some like you cut some strawberries or some some bananas and throw that ship in there. It's a smart bananas bananas and that sh it's crazy pipe not peels. The hashtag knock it off, sir, who probably you could you keep talking about the seatbelts, No, I said, that a long time ago. I was talking about Andre Douglas, welcome to the show,

thank you. They don't get that ship alcoholics to yes, you know, and but it is it's like alcoholics they got kidney disease, lived all this kind of show. Niggas beyond niggas, beyond dialysis and ship. But crackheads, bro, they don't be having nothing wrong. They just be dry as fu. They just be ashy as a bitch like they be dry butads. Crackheads get super speed because you're not catching them on foot. They get super stripped. And the feet too. They don't like, they don't get cold.

You know what the number one breakfast or crackheads is. You see them walking out of You see a crackhead walking down the street like seven o'clock in the morning, right eat and eating onions. So Mimi was talking Mimi, Mika was talking to Sean suck Shot bucking up, get light and the good cleaners, crack head to clean your house out. You think, yo, it'd be empty and a bitch looking like crackhead. I bet you they could paint this whole studio for us. Hey back in the name. My mom's

at the liquor store she wanted to sign painted no lie. The sign was ship sixteen feet by like four feet as long as ship a freestyle. That ship for a fifth of fifth of wild house rolls and a case of a case of h slit my liquor ball. That ship he freestyle. That shouldn't cursive. That ship was beautiful. One neighbor is probably the only crackhead I know that passed away. And I'm almost forted you. I don't think we have all kinds of ship, but they feel I don't think. Where do

you think you went? Bro? They take him to the hospital. He didn't come back right, Yeah, you just got on the run. Yeah, he probably just left out the hospital and just posted up somewhere new he checked out. That's what you think them crackhead is gonna get it done quickly and cheap. Yeah, that's a good question. That's a good question. They can't. All I'm saying is we should put this to the test. Your five Mexicans when your fire crack heads. I'm not being around five like

five crackers. Got five Mexicans, five crackheads and five armors. People telling niggas build the house and see who get down faster. You want faster, You want to fisher because the armis is gonna give you the best house that you're gonna get out those three Wow take still out here. The crackers is gonna get it done quickly and cheap. See. Yeah, but they in there also double double work case and your ship. Yeah, they know how

your ship is built. Paint you got. You gotta give them a rock thing to keep them going though, So you gotta give him a head we got we got them here painting, painting the studio of a sudden, you see a crackhead, a crackhead podcast pop up somewhere like God, damn, oh my ship, miss gonna hire me a couple of Mexicans, then don't go convince him to start a pipe about your journey on. I can't wait to add a new pie to the network bro Talk podcast. It's pretty well

fuckers got podcasts. I ain't got no mines having no podcast. I got what what are they paying you with? Just the team? Just the team? Yeah? Where the crack heads paying with goods and services? Because I have them doing so much work. Goods and services that sounds very crack That sounds very suspicious. Services services? What would the pie name be like, we want to smoke, I get high keeping in cracking. I can't.

That's the music they play. I can't every day rock and roll. You said it straight from the Rock. The crackhead living under Andre When I said, when I was talking about crackheads that live past my MoMA was legitimately talking about Atkinson. They all there, all the niggas do there. They ain't never gonna die, like Zombie lying that one apartment complex. They put a new fence round that bitch. I don't know what that's for. You see, now, welcome to the show man. Hey tona boo. We want

to give her a happy belated Yeah. I almost don't got an no. Straight from the Rock started like the rock is definitely in the building. You could have be anywhere in the world, but you came here and we appreciate you, and let's smoke with me. You know how we usually always start with the lighter flick. You start with lighter flick? Who married? Man? Wait? What he married married? That's cool? You be married.

You was talking to one about he was gonna follow her. We can't be friends on the book find the fan like you tuned in to watch me saying wow ship every week, but that's cool. You gotta say ship like that we married because it gives against perception that you know, I get it, I get it. It's cool. But like sootilator, I got a home now. I've always felt like we've been like cool, like I ain't really never like I ain't never tried nothing with you, like I ain't never really

hit on you. I ain't pushed up? Are you none of that ship? I was like, we should kick it, friendly ship, ice cream, whatever you want to do as some friendship, like you can pick it and for her to just be like, yeah, you know on some friendship, I ain't really trying to date nobody and ask you on no date. Let's kick it, got kick it. I didn't use the word day. I have no intention on paying for anything that you wouldn't and fucking are the

exact same ship. You can't use that word. But what I'm saying my praise that second it brought me the wrong recause I'm like, you know me and I ain't never been on that with you lying what you what you tripping them for? I don't know I get why she said it. As a woman, you should totally set you up bound, I was saying it. I'm like, bro, you've been knowing me since high school, and I ain't never trying none of that ship with you. I never got flowing,

right, That's what I'm saying. Like, it's not like here or two like, I'm not giving you legitimately knowing me about you. She's setting the boundaries, and I respect them for saying the boundaries. I want my wife to do the same thing. I'm married, so you know up front, right, and that's coolunny ship, I mean, unless you want to tell you the joke, I'll be funny. Now. Speaking of crackheads, did y'all see the flavor place son and play? It's no longer a crackhead flavor.

Flavor is clean. He's been clean. It's been since the pandemic starts, so it's been like at least two three years. Damage has already done. He looks cleaner, even if he would have never smoked crack. The fact that he was gonna end up looking like, thank you, thank you, that's my partner right there. It does. Hey, yeah, we kicked it, fu Meca said. If someone asked me to kick it sounds like a date and sounds like you're paying to be honest, thank you.

Yeah, woman is so crazy, not really because you are a guy. If you are a guy, and with you being a guy, we're telling you how when niggas come at us with kicking it, what they mean and what they on. So even though you're not on that, because the majority of niggas who's come at us with that kicking in line what they're on. Niggas feel like they gotta, you know, put a hard stop right there, just because of the history of what kicking it means when other niggas approach

us. You might not, but that doesn't mean that on a consistent basis that me and my partner, Kurt Dog he used to call it, we call it a name A while running back toy door, said Walter Payton, Barry Sanders, we call that all you need to get them? What is an inch to get through that hole and get to the damn touchdown? All I need is a I'm talking about a window of opportunity, the window of opportunity. I just want to throw that out here the wind, the window

of opportunity. All I need is a little, a little window of opportunity. I'm taking to the house that's kicking I just like I got you out. I guess for me, it makes you hard. That's why he's not supposed to speak to you, motherfucker. That's why everything sounds like something different when it is not. It's coming from a genuine place, at least for me. That's why these niggas, some people, it's these niggas on earth, these niggas that need to be like remove from earth pussy and don't fuck

because they trying to get to the damn test. That don't help over ship. What the fuck I'm talking about. That's the same thing. Niggas who get that little inch they think I'm gonna eat this pussy, IM gonna get your ass. It don't work all the time that way, but they go out there, they do everything they can. They trying to get that in and this and this logic. Because I don't know how to talk to the niggas who eat pussy just walk away, And that's just like real ship.

I don't know how to talk. I don't know what to say because everything sounds like I want to the table, like where are you niggas who eat pussy and just walk away? Some people are pleasers, okay, and pleasing us please, that is true. But halfway through that ship, like all right, okay, let's let's I'm not I'm not, I'm not. I'm

not doing that unless I know it's like a I get it. But but but we are not going to act like there wasn't the longest stretch of women who was out here sucking dick and not getting head and ship in return. That was there was a stretch of time y'all. Did y'all getting paid back for that ship right now? Because niggas, Actually it was nasty for niggas, it was, and it was shameful for us to subdict. I don't know what world, but there is a world. It might be an also

in the universe. It may be somewhere seven planets away from the sun. But there is a world where women treat niggas just how the niggas used to treat women. You coming over, you're gonna eat this as if you're gonna go the fuck home. It ain't no spending night, ain't no getting none to drink. Matter of fact, put your clothes on on the hallway. My guy, you get out. I come, I come to fair exchange.

It's gonna be a fair exchange. But I've told y'all the stories around here, Like niggas will look at me crazy, because when I'm done, nigga, I'm gonna wipe down, go home, hop in the shower, and I'm get me a good ass sleep. Like I'm not here for this ship. You read this. If a woman asked me to kick it, she's getting dotted. How niggas thought that we was, like, what did you think? Like I was gonna sit down and like to play back with you, Like now as soon as we done, nigga, I'm packing up

equipment. I'm finish. I wasn't talking about the size of the motherfucking meat, nigga. Pause. I was talking about the opportunity that the opportunity all you need some of these niggas is looking for that little crack and crevice of opportunity to actually not talking and be salty as walking away. Well, no, some of them don't be salty. Some of them do that ship and

like it's still another day that ship again by my time. Wait around, If you didn't pulled a minimum of three times and all you've done is you're probably not gonna get to put your guineas what's my man's name? The nasty work shit. I love that phrase. Nasty work. It is nasty work. Hey. That was That was what Jonah Hill was doing to that girl in that movie when he was watching them badass kids. It's super bad. No, it wasn't super bad. He was baby, they want badass kids

because one of them was that little Mexican kid with the boots. Wasn't not the one He was riding about her house on an actual bike. I don't know because it started it literally they ended up in like a minivan or something the movie started with and she kicked him out afterwards, Yeah, and he was like, oh, I thought it was gonna be my turn, and like she's like I got I gotta go to work or I gotta go take this, Like she had to go do something that exists. Yes, I

know that exists. I hear about them from a lot of females, like and the nigga left he was good. Sometimes that's all they want, bro. No, no, no, no, that's all he wants. Something wrong. You cannot get that involved in the pussy and not get the pussy. Maybe they had the pussy before and that the women like the women lying that maybe the women like maybe that's it. Maybe they didn't. They just

don't want to say. Some women will lie. I'm not gonna say for every case because and I will say this because I have a cousin who is like this, every single every single nigga she swear and this was every single nigga she swear that he only gave her head and just you know, and that was it. They never fucked. And I'm like, certain niggas that was on I'm like, I know, bro, and he ain't that type

of nigga, Like you know what I'm saying. Like, and don't get me wrong, there are some niggas who are will be that for certain people. But I'm like, just based on back then when she used to do it all the time, I'm like, ain't no way in hell, bro, Now this nigga, he's an ugly nigga, Like I believe it, Like he was like you know, he really just looked like a motherfucker just

wiped and left it there. But certain niggas, I'm like, bro, ain't no way this nigga and that nigga was on that and I know that for a fact because they not them type of dude. Like, I know it, But every single nigga you tell me you never fucked them, they only gave you head, because you don't. You don't want to be the one that's fucking in the group. I'm afraid of the circumstance that that may have happened, if that ever happened. And I'm like, and I'm in

that circumstance. There's a girl out there. There's a girl out here that you slept with. She told everybody that you only gave her head. That might be true. There are women, we know what. I hope that I'm talking to people who don't be out there talking about who they you are. I hope you are not dealing with people. I hope I'm anybody who out there talking about, yeah, he only gave me head, and I'm out here walking around like, hey, guys, not knowing. But it

is a pleaser in the damn Olympics of ship in that evening. But there are also guys, I think, Dad, they make themselves look stupid because they they will open that door. They will open the door knowing that they only gave you head and try to beat you to the punch and tell people that y'all slept together, knowing that y'all didn't, and they only gave you head. That happens too, and it's like, bro, I wasn't even gonna tell nobody that you even you know, was down there second on this

motherfucker like a peach. But now because you're trying to make it seem like we got down, like now I got to put your bins out here, And I wasn't even on that at first. I was just I was just appreciative for the net was gonna, you know, leave it alone to the error where people just did ship and check the fuck up when it was that

error. I don't know that with y'all in public together. The only the only time I've ever known that to happen was when it was a duck duck and they really didn't want nobody to know that they her in the club. It definitely would be chicking. I know, I was already gonna fuck as soon as we left the club. Now spoke about it now talking about Trey's content there, The pleaser phrase is not just intended to just give the walk away that bothers him. He won't do it. I mean, you don't

got her do it. I'm just mad that they're out there. Do you feel like the day they're fucking up the algorithm for you? Algorithm algorithm, somebody is out there encounter is gonna expect that. I'm just gonna be like that algorithm that is not algorithm out balances off pow. So Tommy response. Tommy's response reminds me of a post that I share and every time every time I see it, I like I scrolled by or somebody like or calming on it, and it pops back up. I start cracking up. There's a

post that I shared. It was either yesterday or the day before. It was a guy saying he was like, Bro, how you mad? I let my girl lick my ass? This is my booty, all right? Why are you mad that I ain't pussy and left? That was my choice that he's my lips. Bro, if I want to eat pussy and leave, I'm gonna do that. I don't. I don't have that kind of wheel power. But they have that. Well, either you have it or

you fighting. But I also haven't been in the circumstance. So I'm like, if I look up and when I'm out there, mystical ass, I ain't doing that ship, like I'm not out there just taking ship. But at the same time, like, really is this nigga like, but you might just have to let it be. Some niggas just like to eat bah. I understand that, but I am I just said earlier, like I

cannot explain what I would feel in that position. Absolutely walk away, But at the same time, I'm like, you're gonna be walking away to But but I'm doing sixty nine. But I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about niggas who know that they might not ever get the ass and only do that too. That's all I mean. It ain't about them. You just got Sometimes your head is bad that you don't want to give you accept the fact. Are you good? Are you good at mine? No? Not

the black man rough how many? How many women you think walk the face more than more than enough? It's more than us. It was so because Teresa calls you and was like you come and to eat this box? That box when you gets you a car called Megan because Megan probably fucking but you hung up on the fact that all you did was eat Teresa. Maybe it's my circle of influence. Maybe that's what you're letting influences decide for you.

My circle influences people who don't because you hang out with niggas like that's the nigga who eat candy corn. But there's a lot of things that you got school by one. Just to know what pussy is, just like just one time, fine to know what that pussy like, just remember was like, uh, if I give woman head then mash we never spoke again. It's I mean you and your feeling, y'all, nigga Munchie call her back. It's the same. You gotta keep trying. You gotta make new friends,

but communications to keep on trying. Did you have that conversation whatever before you put it that like this is a two way street. Yes, you can uh elaborate, man, I don't want her to because I feel like that next coment gonna be nowt I know you like, I'm chicks are live, but I'm not lying on my jay. Yeah, I mean everybody alive lone about holds you. It's so corn man. I'm laying dirty dig down all

the time about chicks lying on this ship. But it's it's usually and again, whenever I say something, do not like not all or no, it's the other way around. Everything has exceptions. Nothing is absolute. So when I say this, don't dispute what I'm saying by trying to throw another scenario. But typically how it works is niggas will lie about bitches they didn't fuck, saying they didn't. All the women will lie and say they didn't fuck

niggas that they actually all the women in the thread. I'm cock blocking. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I will leave. I'll leave these niggas alone. Y'all survive out in life. And he pussy and walk away said, if we're not gonna smash, I don't want to tongue punch that fuck spot.

It's a special type of willpower. I mean, I mean, I go if I if that's where I am, If I'm in that space, he we gotta tommy women are we're not gonna I don't want to tongue They nothing leave too, bro, they don't want to have to get pounded all the time to get there. Well, if my if my race, if my my statistics are equal to what they are, I should go. I should go to Pottawin. Man, I'm good. We were just talking about playing. You weren't in a couple of weeks ago, Nigga tells me he

was like, come get that pussy eight. I was in Target buying baby shower kIPS. You know what I did. But also I've had head on situation there. This trash like whiskey, Dick, whiskey, Nigga is real ship, get too drunk, can't do ship. The niggas be trying to think that the hint that they believing Biggie when the hnnies in the system conscious, you don't want to be You don't want that next to your name and the bench. Fine, I absolutely don't. Tommy Penth is correct. I

think it corrected you. I don't. It's nothing wrong with it. Only I see call up there. We don't want to hear ship from you, mister candy Corn. But nine to more shop never happened. Nigga, h O box with nine. Damn your mouth blocked, nasty word. He's not cock blocking, no cock no cock blocking, mouth blocking. Okay, you're head blocking. I mean are you? I'm clip blocking? So is that what I Spice was calling niggas but she called him a munch That's what it

is, niggas. I enjoy it, Damn. I mean it gets me to a point of that stop it's time. You're right. As soon as you say it's time, you're gonna tell you this time out. I'm not taking that risk. I don't do it enough to actually have that voice. It's time, it's time, it's time. It could be like it is time. I so angry right, like he man is a motherfucker. I'm just the niggas exists. The niggas exists. The mouth sometimes I'm from a

god to another. Let's just say hypothetically one wasn't acting no because I don't like racis, so I know you ain't talking to me. I hate racist And if we all like congregating in the parking lot of everybody that but next week and tell me I let you down. And I was like, I'm gonna go to this bitch house and I'm only gonna eat pussy. I feel like you would judge me. What are you doing? You wouldn't judge me? But what if that's all one wants to do. I'm clearly on this

police. I like touch, so I probably wouldn't mind. Just ain't puzzy because we have the relationship we do. I'd be like, that's one ship. That's one ship. I literally accepted. I would accept that, like, all right, that's your ship. I'm just her ride might be so called. I was like, I just want to put Tommy hates niggas that just eat pussy as much as I hate or no, no, no, as much as you had a niggas say get it hard for me. Hey saying that out loud, that was nigga. If you ain't hard yet,

you got problems. Nigga. If you asked trying to get it hard for that's the move you thought that was? Like, yeah, but spin on it, come on, you want to munch? No thinking you said it on air is there. It's up there and it stuck there. Thank you for accepting that. You came back to tell me about the start fucking world war on niggas that just eat pussy and don't get that. Don't dog de clear it all. Oh okay, okay, I'm about to actually rock the

whole ship. Need to be eradicated. I'm gonna rock the whole ship. It's some niggas out there. I ain't funk it though. She just gave me some head. Yeah, nigga, but that's what I'm saying a lot of well, I guess, And I'm not trying to you. I guess if you suck to a bus yeah, maybe, but if you just suck it, like all right, I'm done and walked away. She just sucking dick men of society. I walked away coming. If you walking from a dick suck and you ain't come and you ain't fuck you a menace? You

out there serial killing people? How you walk away from that ship? Why you sucking dick and not letting niggas bus? Hey? Some sometimes it's just happen. Sometimes sometimes sometimes it don't happen. Sometimes it's bad, and sometimes it ain't bad. And sometimes niggas just don't come. Yeah, And that's what I was gonna say, Like sometimes it's bad and then sometimes just some There are some men out here that they cannot get off from head, no

matter how good it is to them. And I told y'all before I was reading about this when I was locked up, if it's like a mental block for some of them, and for some of them, it's like they have to be in control in order for them to not like it's it's the whole thing I can count. There is a population that cannot happen that's happened in my life. I got some wine. Some niggas something like I just started drinking eggs now and you ruined it. It's some niggas who before that over

im, like like we're referred to get. But then there's like there are some women that they don't like head at all. And I always talk it up to him like they had to have a bad experience, like there's some traumated like a nigga bitter or he was just like hate that, bro. Yes, yes, like they latch onto your ship like it is a gravy pork chop and just or literally suck that motherfucker. Do stop that hurts, Let go, Let go if you want to do if you want to do

it, and you're not so you turned down here, bro. Yeah, I don't even know why he's still in the commerce. I agree, but he eat candy corns. I don't. I agree he eats candy corn, So I don't care what dick suck is the preface to the pussy. But if she makes you come nigga, some niggas done at that. I just understanding that his homeboy eat candy corn. Yeah, which makes his opinions. I'm literally overlooking that ship because he like, he trashing a whole other bunch

of other ship that I don't agree with. Candy Corn is just one of the minute trash. He trash a whole bunch of other ship. Now he don't like raisis at all? Expired grapes he called? Did he just say I'm coming you nasty? Absolutely drinking egg now, but not candy corn. That's why. Yes, I have hated egg my entire life, but I think that was like last Christmas or something. The way that wine mixes it, it tastes just like a boozy milkshake. Okay, have y'all ever had

a boozy milkshake from Yes? Yes, the alcohol changes the whole consistency, It changes the whole. I don't like nog I don't know what the is. But if you're I don't like you just to love that milk? What is nugga? Anyway? Then you really think about it, like once you start taking Yeah m hm, So at that point that is trash. I'm not I'm not making demands, but in a circumstance and we are in for play and ship happens, and I'm happening to eat your pussy the rest.

The rest I must have. I must have a reason to believe that that me getting there is is this just as bad as niggas want to fuck on the first date, because nah, she's anyway no. So what it is with that is what bothers me about. That is the fact that no niggas that feel like, oh, well, I bought this particular item off the menu, you fucking those are the same ones who shame women for wanting to be compensated, Like you do the same thing, right, It's literally the

same thing. Like so you hate holes and sex workers and calling bitches prostitutes and ship, but you were literally saying, if I'm spending this amount of money, you gotta fuck. You just said you didn't like now when she first and said, if you're trying to fuck with me, you got to spend this amount of money. You tried to shame her for it. But when you want something because you spent a certain amount of money, then it's okay. Nigga does the same ship if I'm dating. If I'm dating and

I'm spending a lot of money, my that's my investment. Thinking that that's gonna be my woman might end up having like lifelong pussy, not just the first date pussy. Like, I'm not taking a couple of days. Men, once you find out that once, once you winded done and get to the point that you that's your woman ship, it's it's good you don't take

Tommy said, nigga. This is money market pussy, Nigga. This is an investment, long haul and if it don't work out, I'm like, all right, let me stack my money money up for the next chick that I want to try to invest in. But I don't do it often because I ain't got no I ain't got a long bread like that episode. It's to eat if we fucking, and that's a mutual thing, not because I

took you. If I think you to Flimmings, it's because he I really really like you, and hey, this is we could do this every so often, you know, not every day because we're going to go to damn Cheesecake Factor one of these motherfucker tis. I see, that's just a model of commercial restaurant here. So I don't like things that are like too thick, which is very weird because I will definitely swallow semen. I just I don't like drinking milk. Now, I'm just saying like you would think,

like, because I have a problem with the consistency of certain things. Because then it's just like niggas took whatever was left and two percent milk and put water in it. It's also nasty to just sit there and drink it. Like the taste is just but but it's also the consistent. It's just it's too fucking thick. You can drink milk that's homeless, but milk is homeless. Eyes had catfish. You've never tasted egg now, which is why you were afraid of Hey, egg nog by itself is just I will not drink

about itself. But like I said, it's this nigga. Wine ain't ship right in a lot of ways, but when it comes to mixing things, this nigga is a fucking scientist. He always finds a way to perfect the perfect fucking ratio of drink to alcohol and everything he does. Okay, So when he did it, like I said, it tasted just like like if you ever had like a milkshake that kind of like melted a little bit. That's what it tasted, just like that. And that's the only way I

would drink it. Is if this nigga makes it for me, I will not touch it otherwise, I mean like liquor is usually yeah you don't like slam, then that's when really not good because and I'm like you just sat there, will just drink glasses and milk. So it was going like that ship anyway because you just weird. Yeah, drink especially when I if I bring you some almond milk, you I will try it. Milk is a little thicker than milk, so the consistency is very kind of gets to a

certain point. But vanilla flavored almond milk with cereal, yeah flavored, like what I should have been doing that? Oh I about to right right, no, stop, I'll be so glad when the month of October and like Thanksgiving because they didn't put them fucking pine cones and my job and I hate them. Ship smell like outside ass just everything about you that's white, the one I'm not fucking white. Boy. Stop you heard that scene white nigger.

Yes that's what that sounds. That's all boy is sound white to great white man over there the utmost you can go there finally see even with even windies happen like because they got a fucking pumpkin. Frosty and the girls love that ship. Like, bro, don't put nothing punkin on me, because if I sit down, some of the pumpkin served don't work. Gotta fire

bump. If I sit down and I'm about to bit and a delicious sweet potato pie and it's pumpkin, Bro, I can't tell the difference Sometimes between pumpkin and sweet potato means woever, making the pumpkin is making it good. Dog. Remember when Granny used to make them sucking egg pies? That just sounds like it should happen, Brittany Cole, we were talking about niggas who

eat pussy and walk away. Granny used to because she would make sweet potato pie and it's like she would always fall asleep, and like you know, the top was a little brown and ship. But them egg pies, that motherfucker would make them perfect every single time. They all consistency. And that's how I wouldn't know if it was an egg pie versus a sweet potato pot If it was too light skinned, that's an egg pop because she ain't burned

that motherfucker. I don't want that ship. I remember the first time I got tricked with that ship niggas eating pumpkin pie of trashy candy corn Thinos is right. Don't putting the fucking pumpkin pile on my plate, or I'm gonna give you a pumpkin head. Thank you. You're all caught up just that quick that you just got the snaps right, that's the c And we really ain't talked about ship. We really haven't. We talked about We talked about

crackheads for a crackhead, you know what I mean? Like me has all these videos and that's what I just sorry, whatever, that's what happened to you. I don't read MH. I'm not singing, though I've improved. I'm proudly thank you. I thank you. Your time office has grown suspension and I'm not even actually buying into Sriita's singing ways either. Just said your suspension, your HR suspension since she didn't come from a couple of episodes.

Hey, Brent has a question, you said, are these the niggas that spend the block though? Oh another layer? Who these are? I think that only pussy niggas are the inbox, and several several women niggas too. I'm just I'm just gonna eat the pussy. Why are you just hating on the whole community right now? Bro? I mean like you really have a lot of men. I appreciate it. Appreciate it because how he feel about

niggas who just eating pussy and leaving. It's how I feel about the fact that every fucking year, you know what, I gotta bow on my own tone fucking mind fucking two k. So I feel them single though, so most niggas were pulling up. Even pussy ain't got no bits either, the right pussy to get the mad at least twenty bucks towards. They don't get no damn wicked. They don't get nothing, get no perks, nothing. They walking away. I did get my job. Niggas will get on social

media and post the girl and they can we live without you. I'm so happy I found you and be right, can get that pussy eight. So this is true Waukee County shot I sent to that is these gunshots. I mean I think that the person it was, I'm just saying I've seen somebody

touch the whole herd get married. I mean about that. A couple of weeks ago, I was like, it's so crazy, how like dating people and then it not work out and they get in like other relationships and ship, but they still be like trying to put their mouth on you, and it's like, I am so happy because had we actually continue, I would be the bitch you out here embarrassing. Mm hmm, right, that's true. There's something about the characteristic of that nigga. I don't. I don't.

I know that they're out there, but it's a characteristic about them. I know that don't really fit the regular ass nigga, So yeah, I do. I don't. I don't like them. I don't like them.

There's something about them that actually is content with being that nigga, and it actually adds on other characteristics that go around with them that probably fitting the niggas that's inbox all the time, bagging your ass and the niggas who out there fucking off on the on the women and wives because that's all they want to do. They just want to do, and they end up paying you too. They will actually give you some money and ship like, hey, I'll

you to put it and get you some money. That's doing nasty work, nigga. Nasty nasty nigga. That nigga. You can be pissed off because now you now you see like now now now you now you see. I was the niggas. Since we want to they can let me ask your question. I saw this on like a podcast. I thought this was pretty interesting. So, like, would you be more upset if, like you walked in or your significant other cheating, or like if you went through their phone

and you saw like the cash APPI history. Are you an o PL? I would be way more shut up niggas see you missing the questions much like you missed the group chat. I'm reading, I'm reading the comments. It's o p L. What do you want? Answered the question? Cokies? Bad niggas for eating cookies because he didn't see proceed. I'm sorry he told you to answer the question. Question. Yeah, I was reading a comment restate your question? So I saw this on the podcast as I was just

flipping the ring. So would you be more upset if you caught your significant other cheating like in the act, or if like you went through their phone and you saw the cash app history. This motherfucker spending money on somebody. Absolutely that she's spending your hard earned money, Doug. It's the visual I think I can get over. You're sucking a nigga, but you're spending my money on another nigga. Cash up history. You ain't saying it was my

money. But we a couple where you getting your money from, bitch, I'm giving it to you. I'm just saying it doesn't matter if if she asked me for one hundred dollars. It doesn't matter if you got a job or not. If you asking me for money on any kind of level and you spending money on another nigga, I don't do if it was your paycheck, bitch, was my paycheck. You can't get my Jordans because you find

another nigga Jordans. That's where it always comes down. It's like, what if I need an ah and I'm like, damn, I'm a little short. Let me call back, bait, let me get some money on this. I can't do it. And then I go to your job history and find out you buy other nigga. I'm in love with you, gonna walk in and see you. No, that's absolutely no comparison. So here's the thing, and it's like, you know how you always do like a little

Devil's advocate thing right now? For me, it's like I think it would have to depend on like who it is, because even when I'm in relationships with people, I don't have, like it's not guaranteed that I have like the type of connection to them that maybe I should in a relationship, because that's just like how many times have we said, like with me and baby, that's not babe, we're not in a relationship, and my connection with him is stronger than everybody I've ever been with, right, So I think

it's one of those things where in our situation, we have been in environments where we've agreed to that. So I don't know if that would hurt as much as seeing, you know, spinning on another bitch. But then at the same time, it's like, was you spinning on this bitch and I was still getting everything I asked for it, so you know what I mean? Like, or was it like you constantly telling me no because you spinding sh it on her? Like because some niggas got it like that and they

just's he's depriving you. I'm clear and everybody I'm beating everybody else bro fucking somebody or no. I think we're feel free to answer in the comments, what the hell is going in my home. Me, why you don't do that, Brett, I can honestly and truly say that, like I don't. I don't know because I think walking in like walking in, I'm a filler way, but because it's like, no, it never happened, bro, I'm still a free man. I think it's like I'm just and I

hate to say it. Okay, let's take let's take it one step down. I hate to say it, but I feel like in a way,

like I'm I think I'm kind of numb to being cheated on. Like I've I've been betrayed by so many people when it comes to like sex, like motherfuckers that her family have gone behind me and was sneaking and fucking niggas that I was fucking with, and motherfuckers that was laid like chilling in my couch drinking my motherfucking clear kool aid and ship like you know what I'm saying, Like that I was telling motherfuckers it was water so they wouldn't drink it.

But you know, like motherfucker's kicking it in my house and then going behind my back, and like so I've had those kind of betrayals and shit, and I've been cheated on ship. Bad's not bad, like we've we've been through that kind of shit. So it's like, I don't know what I was doing that situation. I don't like even with like the whole like the baby thing, Like it wasn't the chick and him having sex with somebody that bothered me. It was like, nigga, you have like don't we hooped

the next week? More it's more emotional behind you, Like it's more emotional behind her giving you money. And it's not because that's why I'm stuck, Because you can have sex with somebody and not be emotionally attached. But I'm an also trick on the motherfucking not be emotional. What I'm saying for me is I feel like because in order for me to get some money out of you, I gotta be having a level of conversation with you to a degree.

That's that's how some people walk like that, like I might gotta talk to you a little bit for you to, you know, for me to get what I want. But now that means y'all spend the time together like he's speaking to you on a on a different kind of level. Not really, And I only say that because and if it's not really, then I really shouldn't be with you because you're stupid. But what I'm saying, remember how the guy was sending me money all the time Apple Panye, and shit,

I never met him before. We don't talk every day, but no shit like that. Some niggas just do that. But what I can say is looking at the situation and think, like I'm thinking of the taunts in my head a bit saying I fuck your niggas, Like, man, bitch, you fucked anybody, it ain't but you coming to me like I had your nigga buying this and then everybody getting wet down, So I think I'm with you. You walk in on a nigga palm and her cheeks, you

won't be the same. Absolutely, absolutely not if I walk in on anything. I grew up in a culture where we share bitches stuff, so yeah, it's gonna hurt. It's definitely gonna stand here if I liked you like that. But because it's like I am a person who is like literally the love of my life. We've gone to sex parties together, so it's like with being in that situation, it's like I knew going in what the outcome could have been. It just so happened to be way too many white people

there and we wasn't on that. But had the one black thick bitch in there not had a fucking afro in her armpit, that could have been, that could have been in motion, and I wouldn't have felt the way about it. So so I think with me having like a kind of with me being open to having like a swinger lifestyle, I don't think that it would like you know, it would be like bitchassics, so you fucking hoes without me type ship, Like I'd probably be on that like fucking hoes without me.

Nigga bad enough to find out that she fucking somebody that you like. No, that's bad, that's not just she's spending money on a nigga, you know. So again like me, me just said the taunting. So now my bitch is buying you fly ship. Now you you walk around here looking like me. Because my bit about money is that's almost assumed, that's almost assumed the physical act of sharing something that's very intimate. Money is money this nigga, this day and age. I mean, but it's so why

so so money is you have to work for that bread understood. That's just like, but this is just my opinion. It's different. I mean, I was, I was, I was. What I'm saying is different when I find out that your bitch is just fucking versus you have two boyfriends, because there is a level of intimacy that I enjoy that I know that now you're sharing with another person, y'all having late phone calls on the phone, y'all cut on, y'all doing that kind of ship. That's the type you

can fuck anybody. Tis for you to be sharing the level of intimacy, nigga that with my mom. There'siggas with a lot of bread out in the world that have like fucking budget lines for these that's what they do. That's that's given. That's what that's what it is. Until you see the act. That's a whole different. That's a whole thing. I have literally had a customer come and buy five of whatever because you got house, you know.

But But my thing is, like, like I said, like I think I may just be numb, like because when I find out niggas fucking with somebody else, like I don't bring it up. I don't have a conversation, nothing like I just cut you off. So I think because like I said, I'm used to like that level of betrayal, and that's fucked up to even be able to say that, like I have to go with kind of like the default because I don't. I don't think anything like that

shocks me anymore. I think what it is is on the same level. I think it's on the same level because if you if you are, if you're bold enough to fuck a bitch and you are fucking her and taking the risk of me walking in and that shit money ain't no problem for you. So both of them go hand and hand. So I'm gonna be mad ais fucking both. But the visual act of that ship is like that'll cut deep, especially if you love, like that's your love, your life. He

was like, oh my goodness, Like that's that. I said, you got some nigga grabbing cheeks like that, like damn nigga. Because I and another reason why I feel like there's like outside of like I said, like with us going you know to like parties and ship. The reason why you've seen the ozarks. I didn't finish you know, the ship though, well, no I didn't. I when the second was like the first It was like the first episode of the first was he wasn't his wife cheating on something?

Oh yeah? And then the whole entire time he remembered that damn act, the whole damn act, and he actually was watching that working ship and he reenacted that ship with her. That's a wild as ship. He slapped

her ass and ship. She was like, oh my goodness. No. But so when Bede's and not Bay went y'all on the story about him taking his ass on the only fan he got like he thought that, you know, his way of getting back at me, he emailed me a picture of him and somebody he used to funk with, like, well, how did that feel? And honestly I felt nothing, Like I'm how that feel? Like nothing discussion like he did, and he was like, uh now, now how did that? How that fucking feel? That's that ship? Don't

that don't feel good? Then I'm like follow, I told him it looked dry, but whatever, But no, I didn't like, I didn't feel anger, I didn't feel hurt. I didn't feel like I literally felt nothing when I saw it, like damn, like this nigga was really like fucking her like I felt nothing. I told you, Like it was the after effect of like him getting a baby mama and shit like that bothered me.

But it's like it wasn't even the fact of damn, like he had sex with her and he's like, you know what, Like no, like it just it. I felt fucking nothing. So yeah, I think that would come of bother me because it's like when I think about, like you said, like intimate things like how we go and we duck off, like weekends in Chicago and ship like that, like and I brought them. He was

like, no, he was. He was like, I wouldn't even do that thing because he was like, it wouldn't even feel right, like you know, y'all spot like, because my main thing is like I would be more upset and y'all might be like, bitch, what is wrong with you? I would be more upset seeing him out on a date with somebody then I would seeing him in an acter sex. And the reason for that is because I know how he is on dates. I know that he's very protective, so I know that if it's a crowd, he go hold her hand

and weave it through and make sure she's good. He go you know what, I'm saying, like he checking out for but that's just how he is. And to see him be like that with somebody else, go fuck with you, which is why the intimacy level of that ship with me. I don't give a about you fucking somebody else. Man, that's his life. You're gonna get over that ship. This house gonna be houses if that's what you're gonna be. But for you to be sharing quality time with another nigga,

oh my god, I'll break my mother for the heart. Bro. You like nigga, you took me here for my birthday and you're sitting here with till I'm fin clean toolsday. I'm here like you don't want to get

shot the niggas. Yeah, so I'm I'm. I wasn't phased at all when he you know, he he actually sent me a picture like to get back at me because of what he saw on my only fans, and I didn't have any emotions toward it. I don't even have the damn your intellectualise know what painter trying to get back to get back at that, Like, we don't need joke. My ghost my ghost game is is doctoral level.

Okay. I think I think ghost to a degree should be decent. Who does what sending pictures or or signs up for a month only fans that they know that they don't want to watch right at that part, imagine watching and then the motherfucker fire a dispute and got his money back, absolutely clapping up of that brother. Nasty word that nigga went and then boys like long. Then I was like reversal, Hey Tom, he was playing two K hit the why but reverse, Hey, hey that that hurt more than the damn

pay back video. Just charge. I had to text that like that, Hey, my god, I know you were in your feeling sixteen like twenty, like you actually watched the content, nigga, Now you didn't, you wouldn't utilize the services. Now at this point, this is I know how I'm gonna get you. I know how to get you back. Punch that bitch right in the pocket, put you in the pack. Like that was a really good question. Some of the ghost it's tough and it's hurtful.

Oh, I just want to borrow a person that I'm sorry for you. It's kind of money. Like I feel like ghost into a degree should be okay because I feel like when you when you be honest and you tell the motherfucker like, you know this ain't really I mean, you know you cool, but I don't like you it ain't work. Instead of a person just

kind of like receiving that and then you know, okay cool. I feel like they always hit you with the why I got to explain to you why I just told you it's not working, But you want me to explain to

you what the real reason? Well, okay, if I just like slowly stop talking, like we ain't even that deep into it for me that I have to explain you, I don't really like you like that, So I just kind of back, hey, because they want to know like if it's if it's something that can be repaired, like if it's you know, especially because you don't know how we know how. People have different perspectives on that.

So to them they might feel like they're engaging you in that, and to you, you like because they feel like, all right, well, I write him every day, you know, tell him good morning or whatever. So to them, they're communicating with you every day. But you like, bro, hey, if you motherfuckers ain't gonna asking the conversation, I

don't want to God, damn song right now. So they writing you, they're writing you good morning every day, so they look at it like, bro, I'm hitting you up every single day, but you're looking at it like, Bro, you hit me to say good morning and then I don't hear shit from you for twenty four hours, Like that's not consistent enough for

me. They can look at it as consistency because they're like, well, I hit you every day, and you're not looking at it as consistency because it's like, Bro, we don't talk like you say good morning, and then I don't hear from you until the next fucking day. So then you tell them that and they're like, all right, you're right, I can do better, and then she starts, well, hey, one, how

was your dad? So that's why people want to know, because it could be something that they could be reading incorrectly and feel like if they like you enough, it can be corrected. But if you're just like, man, I don't like this bitch because I didn't realize that her I do that. She can't do shit about that. You don't want to say that out loud, even if that's the reason some people are shallow. I don't even know if that should call you shallow if it's just like yo, I like both.

I like my you with both eyes that focus on me, like I don't know where you're looking for? Don't that is life? Man? I don't heard women be like I don't want to date the niggacause he's pat I don't want to do that nigga. Nothing wrong with that niggas himps is bigger than mine. Okay, you see my hips. Ain't nothing wrong with having a dangly eye. She can give you a head and watch Martin at the same time. What's that benefit me or herd? Have you ever heard of

instant dating? Was instant dating? Yes? I have? So Instant dating is okay? Say I agreed to go on a date with somebody. We walk into this place and if we don't like what we see, a motherfuckers walk out? Is that that's like that ship on the reels, I'll be watching. They'd be at the table and they be having a conversation that you gotta get up. Whoever, No, that's that's speed dating. I don't know if that's technically what it's called. What be doing next time? Next

time I come across this ship? I'm sure that's what I'm talking about. No worries, all right? Oh no, you know what. I saw one and the chick hit the button on her dude, but then she tried to spend the block on you, and he was like, yeah, I don't do second chances. Like she didn't have the button on, dude, because they actually had a lot of ship in common, and it was like she was just being, well, I want to see what else is out here type ship, So she hit the button on. They got some hips

and we'll be talking about that, nigga. See that's what I'm saying, and be dancing. There's a picture. There is face to face ghost in this instant. It is instant. Yeah, that's why I said, like, y'all agree to me somewhere y'all walking. If motherfuckers don't like what they see, they walk right out. I'll be like, oh damn, that's what we're doing. But how I found out about instant dating was because of a TikTok where a girl I didn't know that that that's what it was.

So she was sitting in her car waiting on him, and she was like, Okay, I'm gonna you know, like I saw him when he walked past the car. He didn't you know, saying this. So she get out and he just kind of like let the door close in her face and ship and then he sat just like walked like, didn't say nothing to her nothing, So she didn't know. That's how she found out what an instant date was. I getting walked out, Yes, that's how I found about

it. Somebody walked out on Oh from that video, Oh video, somebody walked out on her. You didn't walk in with the seatbelting running tea any way to change up the concept, Well, you know what you gotta actually this gotta be gotta be an out close. But that video, that particular video, she was that particular video. She was confused because she was like, dude, I looked like and she did like she looked like she does on her page. Like it wasn't like she didn't have like nobody, but

like she looked like her. So yeah, she was actually cute. So I don't know what, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, there's there's got to be able to find there has to be an outclause on some of these circumstances instead of going through the whole interaction. I don't get this. I'm not I'm not engaged. I won't engage. That's why I've already already stressed everybody else about myself. You know, had people thinking I was being stressed out. If someone walks out on me, that's on

them. They ain't walking out, though I can agree with that. You never know, you never know, you're right, you never know, you never know what people be feeling. Absolutely, ye, don't walk out, don't walk in with the seatbelt. Dog probably knew her and she knows girlfriend. I'll never been there in a cookie ye. So uh. I wonder if I can find it without dude doing the momentary face to face something. Okay, Yeah, I found I found a video recently. We with it.

Huh you do? It's something? The cookies were great trying this to TikTok? Should I sent it to you in the group? It was it was the service that that was that it's a little suspect little how about very which question that's been down that's why downtown oh by By. Yeah, it's it's different down there. And I didn't know, like way fucking money regardless, I didn't know there's one in bayfew Ano, the one on North avenue,

and then I know the one in base shors. So yeah, something that's a that crumble, that's crumble crumbles in the sure crumbles is a big assiece of cake. The cookie. I walk out of the fires like you walk out of the front door. It's a big It's glowing in the dark. You can see the sign. I'm like everybody always saying something, your cookie is good, let me go try. So I walk in. It is deserted. It's one guy, and then there's two dudes in there working

in the back. I walk in, I asked him, as they're still open, Birdie like kind of got his head down. You're like, yeah, I'll be with you on the same folks already, and cookies he was putting together due order, okay, folks already. Like his beard was like too perfect, it looked like it was glue on. He had kind of he had kind of like a box top. And then he had two cross earrings in his ear. So I already knew what type of time he was on. But whatever you want to be on, bro, that's cool.

Whatever you do is with you now. I'm already high. I'm too ships to the wind. I'm in here I'm excited. It's a big ass TV with a menu full of fucking cookies as a fat nigga, and I'm high. I don't know what to pick? Is that everything is there? So bro, come back to the counter. You look up. He like he's see that. Like I'm I'm lost in the cookies. I'm just looking. But apparently he's staring at me. Whatever. So I'm like, you know,

what's the best cookie? What's your I'm just having a general conversation. This nigga is like he looking at me kind of funny, but whatever, we ain't here talking. I was like, I've never been here before and the menu is just bright. It looks amazing. So I say, what's your favorite cookie? This nigga said no. He was like he was like, he's like, I like the peanut butter and the chocolate chunk. Just like, you excuse me what you're saying. He was like, oh,

no, I'm just talking out loud. I let it go. I'm just like, I'm here cookies. Oh you want your cookies? He wants your cookie. He was flirting so hard. All I wanted was some cook you want some want one? So niggas like, so that's what I'm saying Like that nigga said, I like chocolate chunk just like you. What hold on bro? So like bro, I'm white chocolate. It gets better. As I picked, I picked out my cookies, so you ring it up. I see the total reach in my pocket, grab my water. I pulled

my wallet out. I go to like look to see if it's like you tab it. If I could do it, my watch goes. I got you, I got you on me. That was the last night of Starbucks. I was like, then as I get out of as I get like me, you gotta enjoy this. As I get, as I get, as I walk the cookie place and I go back to the man where I'm finna me brother, we will walk back to the car. I'm eating like I took a bite of the cookie. This is fire. I'm like,

I should actually like go back and pay for something. Then I thought about him, like, if I go back, he's gonna think I was picking up what he was putting down. He guarantees he's gonna ask me for my phone number. I don't want the problems. Just take my two cookies. I'm going That ship was Wow, this is not the story of I do think that's nice though. That is my my juice universal because I was in there looking like this and he still thought I was handsome. My nigga said,

like you. It was the like what's what the cookies and ship? Look at real macadamia. He tried to take disgusting work. Oh, I definitely wanted to go back for some more cooks. I'm like, I'm glad I didn't know he wants you to come back for some more cookies. I'm never going to the downtown location. Okay, So can you transition us into this banana video? Please? Sure? So? Thank Yeah, so we're looking for stars. Were paying three thousand on your first video? Just a

quick application? Could I take a BBC never tried it before? Let's see what going out too? Yeah? What's your number? Yeah? Letsten listen. H I mean yeah, it's about to be that's your new life. Yeah right, I went in arid. I think about this whenever I brush my teeth and I brush my tongue and I actually gain Like if your if your nigga is brushing his tongue and he don't have no you don't have no gag, like you need to leave. I do appreciate that I'm not halfsome

you got a gag reflex. Absolutely that she feels all my life. That should feels somewhere brushing your tongue. You alright, and then yeah, I'm good. I'm straight. Absolutely, I'm straight. I said that was her her wake up, that was her, that's her alarm in the morning, me brushing my toe, that's why. But if you've never been doing something that cook, now, I will say seventy five hours, Hey, seventy five hours to say mixing pick, Oh, you better off take a five

hours go pick and save and get you some slice of bakes. And yeah, that's true. But that something came pretty fire. Yeah, good of anything south to caramel. And that's what I was looking at. A sugar sugar. I think it's like confetti, kind of like birthday cake. That's just sugar. Butter cookie, that's a birthday cake. You can just all like you didn't even eat. I'm going to join that Cookie Member club because y'all know I love free ship and like discounted. So one deluxe cookie,

our delicious deluxe cookies are just one dollar for Cookie Magic members. You know, limit one per day. You know, you know what we need to do for first birthday, chicken skins. We need to go to the wreaking Bad plays, the age reaking. We need to We went and they was like it wasn't over, and it was at the time that it was supposed to be over. What are you doing for? I'm like this nigga reaking. I'll be here because Sunday, because I mean, if we depend how

long we're potting, we'll probably be potting into my birthday. Your birthday on Monday, that's sixth. Oh, it's a celebration. It's a celebration, bitches November for to get the fuck on my nerves everybody. Yeah, yeah, I will happen nineteen year old bro same day. Yeah, anywhere. Also, I'm gonna let y'all know I'm going. I'm gonna androy it. I made my decision. I'm going to Joy. I got my daughter of iPhone fifteen. I said, I'll just go against Scream because I got I'm

the real nego botet. She ain't bought it, she just received them. FuG I'm a real nigga for bone both they're both eleven ninety nine birthday helping me. Yeah, thank you for tuning in. I really appreciate it. I love when new people jump on the live birthday. We will either do the diz O or uh well if depending on where we go, we might go on a Saturday because when we go to y'all ever been to Fox and

Hound. Yes, it's been a long time. So Fox and Hound on Wednesdays and Saturdays, they have buy one, get one andres including steaks and whatever. So that's where I took him last year because you know, it's exactly it's four of us, Me and Mama, Ree and jelly Bean. So we went and I paid for Bree and Mama dinners and then you know, me and jelly Bean shiit was it was free. So yeah, I'd like their drinks out there too. But yeah, it's anythink got a seafood

bar like show had a seatfood barn. Nobody seafood anymore. M m hmmm mm hmmm, dude, Showy seafood bar was fire. I don't even do buffets, but I would do that ship like right now, man my finger like that Chinese Chinese. I'm lying because I did go to the Chinese buffet just recently. It was fire. It was it was at lunch. It was fresh, fresh, fresh fresh like Chinese buffets. They'd be on that

ship. Think the same after you got your ship, like, okay, there's nothing else I can get, get some more of it rice for a minute. Yeah, just fried rice on the bar ain't the same white. I feel like he's going to be in that town. What's that? So was it last week which you was? It was a week that you wasn't here, okay because you was here lives week. No, you was here Lines week. Yeah he was. But like ton Tone doesn't share the enameration

that like Chinese, like that ship is top it is. That's that's my favorite food. Chinese is. Like we was, we was like we was sharing the moment. I was like I get it. I get it. I don't like it, like like Chinese food. He thought we was trying to convert him, but we were really just excited. I can eat Chinese food, especially when you put me on I can't. I can eat Chinese food for the rest of my life. No Bush, absolutely no Chinese food

in Mexican food. That's number two, Like I umber, and it actually changes, it will change. Oh it's a damn you know what. A Matt rooster is up the street there's a little cafe and like thirty eighth and in what street is that? Green Field's Matt Rooster on what mad restaurant ain't Matt Rooster is green that's Greenfield because not just National green Fields on Greenfield like thirty eight or thirty ninth, it's a little ass cafe. Food is way

better than fucking Mad Rooster. It's I had a damn enchilada inch a lada uh inch alada omelet. That's the tastiest fucking I ever had my damn life. I just made a post asking about who had the best honors because as I'm gonna get the name of it, y'all gotta go there and try it. It's it's you go in there. It's really nice inside. They on top of the ship. But it depends on the restaurant. One day it

might be Mexican. My top top Chinese for me, but those are the two top two said on Greenfield Greenfield like thirty ninth Greenfield question going yes, unless it's a Chinese buffer, then I will ask no questions because they put yep, that's at because they putting they putting MSG in the right. So what's a little COVID buffets are questionable one day, questionable for freshness to who's all there? When I went to that one that went to up North.

That's why, like, that's why Chinese buffets are so respectable to me because it's only five motherfuckers working here, but then they're all family. I felt like if I'm taken the because there was not that many people in there. I was like, it's like a lot of people don't be Chinese. They don't. You don't get I felt like five people that work they were serving me and five people that worked there, and you're gonna get six people in

this motherfucker at the time, and it's usually old people you got. I'm not a big buffet person, but you got it. In the Chinese, they're already saying this ratten and cat and dog and that I don't like the tastes, like outside right it is green, this is super greasy. I'm like my coworker be telling me, I just start fining my front tries and dug he said. And we used to go to that Chinese buffet joint frequently. Yeah, including when you lied and said you was on that diet.

How long that's the thing in the city when I went to the one at lunch. It was it was fre It was like because they just because they just opened. But you know what I've noticed, like maybe it was just the one where I want to for my birthday, but like they wasn't even letting ship get like too low, like if that ship hit like a certain plateaus. Mother with price scooping around the buffet. Yeah, I'm getting out General South Chicken. I was like, yeah, so you gotta catch it.

But it is a roller the dice. Last day my ass talking about that was the last day of my diet. There's a Chinese I want to there's a there's a Chinese restaurant in Glendale next to the because we it's next door to that. What's the Japanese one that the Japanese cooking it's next to

that. Bachi places a Chinese restaurant right there and his fire and be sure in the little circle we're picking, you're talking about Samurai King, King King, King King and something King China. I think it's King China or something like that. I've only been restaurants got some of them's racist names and that was the last name their worst. So like when I was in Tampa, I was like, really, Kim Lee something. I was like, you

know what, I just want to why I got to be racist? Mom on the front door, like why I got to be Kim Lee's walk or something like hey, can we give a moment of silence for William Host? Mm hmm. I'm so sad. And they left was doing I just ring and I'm like, damn man, the shake back after the pandemic? What does that mean? Translate what? Oh? I'm sorry, we don't hear

something in native tone? M M. Mother said Mongolan grills still send a birthday coupon because they still open the My bucks just ain't here, m M. There's a lot of yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, I been wanting to know how to respond to some ship. Just can you read this from me? Read it? Read it, Read it to me a woman's tongue rich around here and read this. What what did this time about? Well? This is I think this is what Chi was talking about earlier.

She said, who happened? Grill? She's that they got the exact same ship? Had they on the damn West Dallas? You get you a flat top and down home yourself. Just bang a spachelor against your store with some chicken right like whipping whipping Hey, so back when let me get you make a stir fry. They need to leave me alone. So I left. Yeah, yeah, even going the Rockies a lot, Rocky real cool cool, no coming Rocky so one huge. How would you feel, because you

know how you are about your hair. You know you've been going to the same barber and ship for a while, same person. Twit shir all of that. You know you commit to people for your hair. So for whatever reason, you can't get in, right, Tommy, this is for you too, So you can't get in and looking and you you know you basically you know who's cutting today. And a guy says that he can cut your hair. You know what the pricing is and whatever. But he thinks that

you were inquiring about his naked hair cutting services. Absolutely, so you get here and he's trying to cut your hair with his dick out. Oh no, I'm not staying whatever whatever down payment he might have asked for, just keep it bumping a trick question, staying I'm cutting here with my dick in my hands. I will beg my mama to come out of retirement before I sit here with his wood on my elbow, give me a shape because you know, barbars real close and I gotta said yourself, are you just like

not getting the cut? Are you about a broken draws one? Have I seen his work? Like you please put the Sookie's on, sir, Like, wait, which work, nigga? This digger is like his? Are why would you was situation? You're both from the hole in the door. We're happy to be so we now can walk with you? And then whi's work? I thought he was cutting hand? Like what you man? Which word is this? Is he the only fans on the side you might give

your hand. They'll do that like they you know, so okay they have Well, I'll do a special if you allow me to you know, cut and you know, use it for content. So you're thinking that it's just you know, he's gonna put me on his Instagram and ship, but no, he's trying to cut your hair with his dick out so you can put on like this like this, Hey, hey you're doing bang that's crazy, like you show up, cush. He got on high socks and some air

forces dick out candle's lid. You're like what the barber shoppings don't even worry about that big dog comes in this chair, Chocolate Chunk, don't worry about it. You got it or not? Like scroll down, I can't tell it's not the nugget video. As I say, I say, what looks like it's a cat. That's it. That's what we got. Wheady go. So I'm gonna just have to I'm gonna have to win it. You're not cut my hair, Chocolate Chunk, is that that that motherfucker just come

through? Because I didn't say nothing and I just heard it ding. So did the ship just go through? Because I'm so then it ain't his fault that I didn't download. But what would uncomfortable? I'm only doing that? Why folks giving out naked haircut? Why do you have a client for? Why are there niggas into that? It's a true new iPhone tells you how much battery the motherfucker is that you have on location? You might I said that, actually, if you have your location on, they know how much

batter you have on And that was something I saw. I saw that on the TikTok Okay watch Cambrielle, I like to day, thank you, thank you for joining us. So yeah, so it does that I saw video. Okay, you saw the same thing I saw. Okay, so it's probably motherfuckers can tell you what tells that. You can't even be like, hey, my phone died and now you just turned a bit off because it was only eighty five percent last time. It was last three sechs right,

life three sixty does the battery percent is thing? Yeah? Uh mm hmm. And whoever man that ship has a follow girl on Twitter who cut hair then ride you like she got something afterwards? Mm hmmm hm. I was watching with the dudes that are having like the strippers in there. I was strip club slash. That's too much. If if the fade is nice, I'm still particularly about getting my hair faded, Like I don't care what the

going on around, it's cut my hair. The barber shop, it's sanctuary, so you want somebody's working on you while absolutely because that's a you know, absolutely not the barber. The barber shop is where me and my barber and sharing a bonding experience. We have a great conversation and no because he cuts my hair. We talk about life and then I go home, you know, she twists me up, he shaked me up, and I go to home. We have just I know exactly how much time I have to

actually have the conversations. I have forty five minutes. I have forty five minutes. I'm usually there for forty five minutes. He washed my hair, washed my beard, cut me up, Mind me up, about forty five minutes. We have a good conversations, right, and that that is our that is our time together. I'll schedule this time. I'm gonna have to what if the barber gets a little too excited. He didn't get so Tom didn't get the image. We're trying to see it because it's like he wasn't

able to view it. So I'm gon put it on the mic. So y'all go have to now so we can they can hear a title. It's a new barber today, and I'm like, hey, my name is Jay. I want to know if you had any books for today. Sorry for the late text, but I seen you post it on the ground because I need you the barber to cut my hair because I gotta wok and go to So it's the last minute. I'm a punch with word barber, like trying to find the barber to cut my hair. And this is said, so

here like. Macon was like, what said, yeah, I do have to file open the earliest I have ton thirty am to lady's six pm. I said, okay, can I do ten am? He said yeah. The link to pay deposit is in my bid. All right, So the man proceeds to text the phone of mine. It's a I got a special goal for Brandon, one hundred dollars. It includes food, ink, de massage, infacial. I'm not twen dollars off a for with loud contents. So in knnedy it kind of was over my head because I'm like, fuck

black, this is a barber. I'm kind of rushing, so I'm like, k de massage. But I'm like, okay, you got a massage. And he doing the pat because I've always wanted to do one of them patriots at the barbers too, like you feel me when they pulled the stuff off your skin. So he like, and I not swing right dollars twenty dollars for content. I'm thinking that the man want to put me on TikTok do it right? You know, I'm wising, So I look, he said, heyd So I said, m first of all, what you mean?

And KT like because they did done on me, Like, I K what does that mean? It don't even one word in my mind? And then I say taking content for your TikTok right, like it's just clarifying, like okay, oh oh, he said, my bad nakid and now my only fans. But if you're not into that, I'm down to give you the regular cut for seventy five dollars. I might as well up with the special guy, Like what the hell is going with these barbers? I ain't never met? You said, like like no, no, for real,

like re my bad naked you know my own fans. But if you ant into that, I'm gonna give you a regular cut for seventy five dollars. Why would I pay seventy five dollars? Why would I even feel conting? I feel uncomfortable already, there's nothing more to talk about. Yeah, an, I'm going to better this girl this because this ain't cool, like these

ain't women no offering sex? And then when you don't want the section, I think, Hi, they make you can age to the point you might as look up for the special so you know, no, so for the special, he said, I got a special going on right now for one hundred dollars and cluse the full naked and a facial. So he's thinking, you know, so you're taking twenty dollars off. So okay, I'm paying

eighty dollars now for the full treatment including the facial. But because I don't want to be on your only fans with you dick out, you want me to pay seventy five dollars just for a haircut. So that's why he's like, Bro, you're putting me in the box. Damn near go for the special, but now I don't want to come to you. What the world are living in? Oh my god, there's so much conversation. Once he said, once he said one hundred dollars, it's like, all right,

nigga, I'm going somewhere else. So what's the average for a haircut man? Well, he said the link to pay the deposit was in his bio, so that wasn't saying like his only fans link was bio. I guess looking through the bio to seeing if there's any any suspicious shit that he should be concerned with. I guess they wouldn't be if he got only fans. But yeah, these people who are charging one hundred dollars now, like I know, eventually's gonna get there, but they are already hard I know.

I mean not across the not across the way. It's some people who are broaching that that that price arrange right now, but most of them are forty fifty bucks. Like because I am a girl, Okay, I don't even got to get all of the ship that the niggas fucking get. And I don't know, big monster, like, bro, my hair is already gone. No mark, they're not naked, they're nicked, No so naked.

They're not going to naked doude barbers like that we know of. This particular person was trying to find somebody to cut his hair because he had a wedding to go to, and the dude offered to cut his hair for a deal if he would allow him to cut his naked and put it on his only fans. So he's like, so you want to charge me eighty dollars for like full service treatment with the facial and everything. And now the facial was

questionable because what kind of facial are we talking here? I just feel like it's gonna be a nigga greezed up with the with the with the like the color rubber gloves butter, and then in the middle of him like winding you up. He stopped looking at the camera like Wiggams dick and he comes back like no, like you're not FeelA, be taking breaks home? My shape up to shake your eyes like what are you doing with brother? Cut my hair man and put your draws on niggas. That is wild as fun.

That is wild work. That's wicked. And then it's like have like you know, like the clippers, like the core belonging shit, like you put it between his butt cheeks to like hold it. The vulnerability that you have to actually because you are in a situation that you need a fucking haircut for a with I don't need that. But no, you don't go to the wedding look a raggedy you gotta look Christal, I'm not going to that. But between a rock and a hard place, I mean, but it's something

he was in Atlanta. That's not Atlanta. Shipm But again, women are comfortable around other women. I would, but I really am more concerned about my ship being hot. I want my should be right. I don't care what you I don't care what you're looking like and don't and don't pull out no spray paints. Brit said, I'm overwhelmed by the fuckery all up in this conversation. Paba say, I'm a fan. I'm gonahad to miss this. Pay twenty five hours for everything at my barber? What part were you

going to all in the city. You're gonna you're gonna think you a celebrity. Celebrity celebrities don't pay for a price but nothing. What's the white place called smart cuts? I got good rapport with my barber cut my hair for like three No, but like that's some wowsh but just but just imagine if but just imagine it, because like he got a way to go to he trying to get to your last minute. Just imagine if he booked and it didn't dawn on him that this nigga wrote like the n k D, like

the abbreviation for naked, and he didn't ask these follow up questions. You to show up like you're you sing the movie The Breaks, right, I will. There's a solution. Hey, he just say't you ain't you ain't incurred the inflation yet? Twenty five dollars? Is that's ninety one? Barber might need to give himself. His barber is undercutting the market. There he sucking a market that thirty five to forty dollars average. He said, he pays it. No, I don't know what my nigga charged other people.

But I know when Ice in the jam back and my red twist is fifteen bucks for the lining and the beard. Now what the next nigga that's sit down and he's gonna pay fifty bucks? Not here to count nobody pockets. I know what I pay. It's just like when niggas say, hey, man, hook me up with you weave man. Then they want my price. You cannot have my price because that's my front report. I mean, that's see, he said. The inflation is there. He charges thirty to

fifty per cup. There you go. So you you are, We're you're walking in and saying, I Mark Chambers, bitch special people cutting my hell, y'all. Niggas just grandfather in. That's say damn y'all. Remember back in the day when you had like being grandfather then on Verizon was like the Holy Grill gather, all right. That was that was the thing. That's

crazy. I forgot about that because it was a big thing. That everybody start getting them because I had the very very very first iPhone and even though I was on another network, Like when I got that iPhone, I had to activate it on a T and T, So damn I was two phone showy back then. Looking back phone, I'm just mad because I lost some You didn't need nothing else because you still have watches and ship. Niggas had

watches and cameras well. It was just the point that we had some fancy touch screen ship and it was you know, new, but it was gone and it wasn't swim gym mm hmm, no gag this niggas. It's really just Solictening giving niggas haircuts with his boss out. That's wild that whole conversation. You say, but don't tell me you swing your nigga cutting everybody. But I'm saying, like, just like if all bet I'm a book because he got other ship to do for this wedding and he didn't ask him follow

up questions the way that nigga would have showed up. And then it's like I highly doubt that he like answers the door, you know, with it Johnson out and ship, so you know, bro come out and ship and he's like, all right, you know, I'm gonna get ready out whatever. And you know, Broke, he facing his phone, he's sprolling come out and this nigga is oiled up. I got he's gonna have you and

everything. They're gonna have to sit down in the barber's chair, put the cake on everything, put the put the hot towel on to get them all together. That's when he come back out well oiled up. It's when he takes that clock and we take that off. You got his shakey ass. Who is the second nigga that rubbed you down? I'm out, Bro, this is a three man weave and I seem to be third man. I'm gone. They're trying to run a train on you. Vulnerability we have,

but our barber do have to be deal with. Yeah, yeah, that's the barber that you go to and he came with that bullshit. Oh my goodness. They said, so, Bro, just drop triut for every customer. Baba said, this sounds like a plot twist to a too B Booby. Absolutely, Oh, I said you a thing with a movie because I

am selling dope about that month. It's gay trappers and what if you come out like with edible body paint, like and you know how they got that red white Barbara pop and he just like a real life special baby is yes, yeah you want to night? Can I report this to the business? Absolutely? Who do I got to tell that these things is looking like a contracted state game because those are state license entity you get yoursel Yeah right, Ain't that like we call that, We call it ah licenses. You know

it's a license. You gotta have to actually do that, something like that cabaret you gotta have cabaret license and something like that. You might be like, I gotta dress up. You're trying you're trying to cut your hair, dress like a Starbucks barista and ship baby my honey time. So and uh, everybody stop dropped him. Bron said, Dude, the barber still wear an apron. That's what I'm saying. Got the got the Hugh Heath and Row bone when he got the apron on under the Hugh Health and Roll.

But you know what, maybe not maybe he just like he turned his cheeks to the cameras down there. Yeah, so you don't you know that he's Yeah, nothing up my sleeve. I can do that too, bro a niggas friend beam on your ship while you ask niggas wild beam because I feel I don't know why. Don't don't ask me why, but I really just feel like the barber will have on crocks. Mm hmmm, asked Naggad lining niggas up and croc not crocks Amschris Brown influence playing in the background, Fucking

rubberts Day talking about some maybe he wear an apron back. You're like what you see? Well, you know what I look like? Damn snitch well, speaking of capes. Speaking of capes, all heroes don't wear capes. Shout out to this woman who decided to pull on the top of a parking garage across from a jail and twerk her naked ass to entertain the inmates. Go ahead, went to the top of a parking garage to twork to the prisoners across the street, and they're flashing there lights for her. Come to

her. Nig no, no no purpose, He rolls, don't wear caps, so I feel like her. Niggas in there and he has negotiated so many packs of rams everything. Yes, yes, that nigga. That niggas the real Poe God. He is the boss of the pie in there because there ain't no way. I ain't no way he could be like, all right, come do this and everybody because I'm not gonna benefit off of far away man somebody's they were flashing. I just wouldn't want to be the nigga

that guy to shared a bunk with. The nigga got excited beating his meat. Listen like, excuse me, brother, I get it. Sorry, bro, it's either it's the naked bar roommate beating his dick on which ones? Which one you're going with? If you're beating you on me, at least you stand to yourself. I'm if I'm in jail, as long as you don't walk on my side and SLF. But if the option, the option to beat your meat is watching some why is he making eye contact?

I hate when people because now we're locked in and we're looking at each other. It's like Charlie Murphy, It's almost like a was like, but the option to beat your meat from a chick that's six hundred feet away from you, and you can get like pouring on your phone in jail that not everybody has pour on their phone because not everybody has the phone. Not everybody is that will connected niggas beat their decks. Two pictures of women in clothes in

jail, because we can't pass nudes through jail. Like if they feel like, yes, she was too revealing, they won't even make you on the outside. I ain't finn to you know, pay for you to have an iPad question nigga from the other side who spotted her being a jackass on top

of the building. Yeah, I'm like, because that commentary sounds like somebody that like they know that inmates is over there, and like, look she flashing her ass over there, like they look like like this happens often, and she's like this is this must be like a weekly thing, saying Hey, I'll come back out here on my break every fucking Thursday, and this bitch is on this roof line throwing ass ship. I'm gonna watch the show

too. I'll be back next week. I guess that would be the highlight of my jail Simpsons if I'm sitting there like that, right, I got thirty I got thirty days. I mean I got about would rare thursdays? And would you rather be able to look across the street and see some ash cheeks clapping or you have to worry about Big Terry in the shower seeing him naked? Which one you want to see him? Want to clap your cheeks? Say less? You never know? Could be chocolate trunk, Well Terry,

that was never me. She looked like the undertaking. She had a bunch of tattoos, and she had a rasp as voice. You want to fuck this pussy? No, actually she she caused the uproar because she had a smell to it and people kept complaining and she got an almost all it was an ass. It's an assy essence. M h ay. So I saw this video and I'm like, bro, I have to play this because I know that a lot of people have had embarrassing moments like during sex.

Whether it was for me, I think probably, like in the early stages before I realized like Quefin was normal, normal like that used to really fuck with me because I'm like, oh my god, this nigga like I'm not putin and you know not everybody knows, but please play that Nugget video for me. Her hot pocket was humming hit no it says Nugget one. I was getting attention from a gentleman and it was spectacular. He's a demon. But that was fantastic. I was coming and I left him. I haven't

been. It was just a little like a little nugget. And I don't know air hockey. I did because I didn't know if he had saw it or not. He came out with this like he had been the war, and I was like, hey, what's going over to you? I saw it did hit. It would hit the glass window. When I say, I put all my might into that nut And I don't know nothing to do that though, because I ain't gonna I had parted during the night, because sometimes when you be trying to you, I would have picked it up.

It's like a little bird, like a little bird, and I would have let it Marie, because you know why he caught you? When when did we just watch it? Was hers? Yeah, So she nutted so hard that and she tried to clear it. Literally, I said, these olds are that's like the look of disgust on her face the entire time that old girl was telling that story. So there was a long time ago, like I was on a house arrest and I was watching y'all, remember like E

Bomb's World and shit like that. E Bomb's World used to be like super fucking entertaining. So there was a video on there called The Nugget. I don't know what timeed to me to watch it, just it sounded inter I'm like the Nugget? What is? So I go and I opened the video and it is this white girl. She's like kind of like hanging off of a chair or couch and she is trying to push like a ball, like I don't like a it's like a ping pong ball or something like that.

And it popped out. But that wasn't the only thing that popped out, like it was like a doodoo nugget. That's why I was named the Nugget. I saw that ship years ago and it has been embedded for over a fucking decade. And she and she was and she she was just like it was just her. So for her to be in that situation, like, Bro, a nigga was down there like he had doodo by his chin because when you really look like pped up off his heads, like like the positioning

of it, like this is koochie. She is down here, Like, Bro, the Doo Doo Nugget was right here. That's wild. Came back. That's what I did. That's why I was so funny to me, Mince said, Imagine the sound it made when it hit the window. That story she was potting, she was, she potton, I'm saying but something something. Another another definition of potten is you're talking to you telling too much. That's one thing you just don't share. Literally, you just don't share

that one. Like they weren't even like they were like, oh really, what ship? What did you do? Knowing we didn't ask for this, right, Beca said, But it's a fluided like what but came? Was like saw that ship that was bothered by it? I saw that. It seemed like he was bothered by by the way she described it. Batman. He didn't even look at her when he said it. And then it's like who house was dead? Bro? Because if if she went over to his crib and just flung doodo across his room, like come on, man,

where is it that? What happened? Guss? Like it's your room? You know you're getting you know, like okay where you but like once you leave and go home like this, nigga's not gonna be expected. Well he saw it, but just say he didn't. He wouldn't be expecting to find no ball of ship over by his fucking surround sounds bigger? What like, how do you approach that? Like, Okay, let's say he didn't see and you just flung doodoo across brodie room and then you know, some time

go by, small little Pepper was like man kind of stinking here. How do you phrase that to like, maybe she not really your girlfriend yet, but you want to make her your girlfriend. You gonna babe, you know what happened in here? Just what you men? What happened? You know? Smell kind of do you know? Last time? Was what happened when I left he roof? You know you think about this turn that I just

found like under my dresser. Bro say, you got so many questions asking, bro, that's what we're here, But I I'm really just because like it had to be instinct it say, air hockey is making it so funny because like you know how hard we had the air air hockey puck It had to be because that's some wild ship. Like literally that was wild that she pushed so hard to orgasm that you poop in my bed on my silk sheets. Said, that was a serious nut ship. It Moppenna crazy you're going

to make it. That's a flex. Can I use that as a pickup? It don't sound it don't sound so well, I hate that pussy, go ahead and get championship. Well, we have played on the show before, Miss still Bogan, and she told the niggas she did make some ship. She's definitely said that was it doo dooo residue just chilling on the side of her hand. Honestly, bro for her to flink it like that,

I think it. I think it was like I think you rather do I see and I always call it resid do doo like I never called it do do residue. I just call it resid do do you so many so many titles right now call you the cookie monster? But no. But I'm thinking like for her to be able to flink it like that, I don't think it was like mushy, because otherwise it wouldn't like it wouldn't hit the window, like it wouldn't have went airborne. It was like it was like,

you know, like a piece of kibble your diet. Now you're starting to talk like me, Speaking of which Mark said, he was like, see these holes that they don't want to go to cheese gave factory. That is maybe the factory taking in your bed improper diet. So question for the fellas in the comments and hear in the room, what would you do in that situation? Like you you saw it? You you saw it? You you are. I would hope you like her, you sucking her enough to make

her. I was getting some oral attention from a gentleman, and it was spectacular. He's a I was coming and I don't know, I haven't been. It was just a little like a little nugget. And I don't know a hockey I did or not. He came out with this like he had been the war, and I was like, hey, what's going over with you? I saw it hit. It would hit the glass window. And when I say, I put all my might into that. And I don't know you do that because like you were the guy in this scenario, you

should. He said, what color was the She said she didn't think he would see it. Maybe she just thought she was she was fast enough. Probably Yob said, asshole, I'm talking ship, the same ship she just dropped like you started it. That deserves the most silent ghost of all ghosting. You never hear from my ass Ever again, if I like you and we should happened now, I hope I hope that you got a good enough sense of humor because if you know me, I'm not gonna let it go.

It's it's always gonna find a way to come up. Like like just imagine just sitting in the house always talking ship just like today, like what were saying, you gotta do something drastic, like just you sickle my ship. I'm sick of your ship literally, like you just gotta come home one day and like y'all watching TV in the bed and you just left like a random cocoa puff on the sheet for her to see. You think this is funny? Yes, absolutely, Like you better be happy. I think it's

funny. And I ain't put you on your fucking forehead because you really ship close to my chin. Bruh. That is some wild just I don't I don't know if I can handle that because I'm like, I am a lot of things, but Squeam is just like top of the list, so like vomit ship. Like I just made a post earlier today before the p and

I was like, bro, being a parent is nasty as fuck. It's because anybody who's been following, like y'all know, like jelly Bean, like has I had had issues with like like chronic like something's wrong and having to like strap up gloves. Well that was the first time. This time, I was like, you know what, it's a pository we did like you so blocked up, like it's not working, like I had to go like full squirt bottle, like I had to to hit her with the animal.

So it's like to have to sit here and be like, all right, I need to relax so I can, you know, like spread cheek and nice, bro, like being a parent is so fucking disgusting, and and me in my mind knowing because y'all know I do ain't no prep, like I completely flushed, like I don't like residudu, so I'm doing only fans and shit. And if you know, my ain't a bub beads and bulbs pop out, You're not gonna see nothing. I make sure of that. But I know in my head, like, bro, when I pull this

out, it's gonna be nasty work. And I'm like I'm just sitting here like trying to talk her through it, like I was like, bro, just sing or something like don't think about it watching the Yeah, so like you know, and I am administering this innermood ship trying to like get her together, and I'm like, bro, who the fuck told me to have kids? Like I help? Yeah, like like she's fourteen, so I

want I need to stop. Yeah, I just some nasty, just nasty daddy as ship when they like babies and toddlers, when they constapaated, like goddamn. I'm look back at it now like goddamn. And then if you tried every fucking thing, I have to do it mind middle one too, And it's like you know, when they kids are already fucking suck because they just they will hurt you, scort you when I give a fuck about it, or if you have a boy pissing your face. It's like the time

I didn't get that happened to me though. The time any air hits the bottom, it's like ooh, and it's just free a piss or a dude fountain, like you're getting hit with something. So I used to try to like like I would let it airlok bit and then put up because I already knew motherfucker's trying to. That's why I said, kids just dicks. Kids are assholes. They try to hit you on purpose. But yeah, like

you know, it's like shit is expected when they're younger. But it's like I have to tell my teenage daughter like, bro, like just go to your happy place, just sing a song or something while I get this done, because neither one of us want to be here right now, but we need a remedy and this, this is where we're at right now. So if you haven't had kids yet and you like think about it, yeah,

like just know that a form of birth control. Was thinking about the fact that one day your kids might have to be tutored up while you fill them with a liquid laxative. Yeah, dog, yes, it is fucking disgusting. And jelly Bean is one of those kids where when she gets sick, she don't have the mind to be like, damn, feeling a little queasy. Maybe I need to, you know, lean up, like she just

throw up? Like, bro, what doing like my youngest one wife to be like, I'm just gonna put buckets by you because you look like something

to happen. I'm gonna put this bucket right here. Yeah, but sometimes I just everybody's signals may not be the same but I feel like your body will send you signals for when some ship is about to happen, Like for me, normally, when you gotta ship, your stomach get the bubber, so it gives you like a five second hand start, and you should probably give to the bathroo Like I know when I feel like I have to vomit for some reason, but mom starts the water, I'm like, okay,

I need to the toilet or garbage can this ship's gonna come out. That's why I don't like peanut butter, because peanut butter it makes my mouth salivate like I'm about to vomit. That's why I don't like peanut butter. Like peanut butter, so it's it's not the taste of peanut butter. It's not the taste of peanut butter. I don't have a problem with the taste of

Mexican food peanut butter, but peanut butter and jelly it tastes good. I just like how thick peanut butter is and how much it makes my mouth like uncrustable. It's perfect. But no, I can't. It's the perfect combination. I saw that. I like the strawberry one, the strawberry. I saw that on TikTok and I have not tried it, but it's like a peanut butter jelly donut. I was. I was grilling peanut and jelly sandwiches. Stuf. I found a pet for one as I want this one click

that say what video? I feel like this would be he's talking to birds forgot? Yeah? Yeah, Oh, he's talking to birds. I have told you all a million times. I can't stand cats because cats are evil and they turn into people when we are not fucking looking whatever. Cats. This motherfucker got at home. They are at the crib, but they kicked up waiting on her to come back. So as soon as they see like the lights pull in and ship, they got morphed back to their little fore

legs and ship. Nick's let me tell you my story about the cat. Today, I'm giving out candy for trick or treating. This motherfucker runs out. I'm screaming for the kids. I said, y'all got come get your cat. I can't do this because it's gone. It's gone. It's in the bush. It's an hour the house. Come home. No, she was in the bush. She went into the neighbor's backyard. I'm going, I'm hopping fences trying to get it. What you gotta get her tested for

feline ags. She didn't get around nothing. Don't take your cat. We watched her the whole entire time. She didn't get near no one else the magic Johnson. No, don't say Mocha got the clap. Mocha is a stripper. Name might be out here all the time, but she was a tea mom. She's got the hi kitty nigga. She's definitely a horror. I call her horror all the time, so I say dirty horror. I can't believe imagine that Trump she put them kids through. We just on the

porch trying to get some candy. Your motherfucking pet launch out here pretty much. I took off like the kids are still taking candy. Like he's got damn cat lady and let her cat out on us. Where is the HSA. I was like a home of association when you need them, that'd be the perfect cat for one, because like you're being racist, makes sense now? Racist? Yeah, but he like he gives like Rooks sometimes hate niggas white people do. I'm equal opportunity hated. I hate everybody to say this

is true. I have never not discriminated against nobody on trust them new niggas. We don't trust the new niggas, the Grammy, their fingers down the check my god. So y'all know how I always end up stumbling on like random animal facts and videos. Yes, you always asked me what side of the Facebook I'll be on the ship comes to me. I feel I'll be saying some ship and I'd be like, did that ship just find you? So? Can you play that shitty situation video? Bro? This would be

like one of the worst ways to die. I saw that. So this is a cub and his ass. His head is stuck in this buffalo's ass, Bro, how did you even get it up there? The bad ask it? That's all These cat cubs are bad. I'm gonna eat your way out, Like I can't breathe clinching his ass cheeks they can brow Would you go approach to white You know white people got this thing about oh my god, we gotta healthy. So you're gone clearly guess things? Probably yes,

how can you breathe in the ass? Hey usually gonna walk. This is the literal definition of aspeciation. Ain't gonna hate it, right, See why thought I was crazy when I was like, I wonder if animals ever get this stuff when when they ain't got hands. I don't know that you like, I don't know what you're gonna do. But then ass she probably have been it up. No, she really just sat there next And how did you get your glass? In that situation? Start eating? You don't learn

to know how did you get your whole heads? Now you're gonna get betected until I get to you. Now you're just gonna be That's where you're gonna be it. But that's what I am one, Like, how did you even get it up there? Or was it because like it was dead? Like so when it comes to us having anal right, we have to relax, No, we we have to relax, Like the more tense you are, that's what makes ain't no painful, Like you have to relax the muscles.

Ain't no more relaxed that you can get than like just laying dead in the fucking desert and shit, I feel like, but I don't. You just said, like here your theory about cats and then being people. Imagine if like animals like could talk to each other. Imagine like that was his first kill or being a part of the first kill, and his homies back at the village was like, all right, so when you get around your first kill, what you're supposed to do to help your parents shove your head

directly in the ass. As soon as he walked over, and so the dead body was like, here's my chance, Brian them said, when you see the dead buffalo head up ass and he just went for Now he's stuck fighting for his mother fuer life. If he don't make it back, they gonna know what happened, because it's like, now I have scientific questions like exactly how much oxygen? How much time did he have? Yet not much like how much oxygen is in the anal cavity for him to be able to

survive? Before you know it's curtains. So y'all asking all the wrong questions, were asking how long till the mom be like, well, lost another one to move on with the rest of her Now I think she figured that out, like soon as she walked over and saw it wasn't nothing. They don't be given a damn when one of them got to go. Some male can stay later on in life anyway. So some parents kill their yeah, she was like, well I gotta do this, harol. We lost another

one. He just look up both of me. Well we are going to go ahead and get out of here. I want to thank you guys for tuning in and engaging as always, especially because Mario and Tone started some bullshit. Mario started it. I made a rhetorical question that you niggas latched onto Tommy waiting to a pussy eating frantic and we're here. It's on your mark on. That's it, and go put your hand out of my pocket, stop eating his pussy and that fucking bastards telling then to get your hand out

of my pocket. So, once again, thank you guys for tuning in to this episode of We Just. You know it's dump We Just. If you were not able to tune in for the full live then you were always welcome to watch the replay or just check out the audio when we drop on Tuesdays when Tone remembers because we had people asking last week in the group, where is a lot? It dropped, but it got stuck kind of like that that cub yep. Until next time, nigga, we got a hole stuff