Episode 214: 20 Piece to Life

Okay, so okay, that's he's on the Bengo boards. Now when when y'all are watching porn, is it one of those things where it's like, all right, now that part I wish was me type shit sometimes now is it the head part of the coucie part though cochi part seep and I get a lot of head comments like niggas is always dang man, I wish like you know sometimes the way they suck. Then you'd be like, that's a skill, Like there's like it's some it's some ship that you just like.

That's that's like I don't I don't know if you can call it talent, but you'll be watching that. She'd be see why they pay you the big bucks. It's like you you get paid for that part. You have to appreciate it from that laptop, please, because clearly, if you were a part of time, you just gave up his job that quick. No he working, but the thing was still on the side, so we can't see if it was a comis normally you see little it'll be a number right here.

Yeah, But that's like because I have my moments where it's like depending on like what I'm watching and shit. I'm like, I can definitely get jiggy with that. I can see why she is having a good time and enjoying herself, like you know, but it's it's never the head that they're given that feels like a dialogue. Why are you literally watch dialogue? Some

some scenes we haven't dialogue. It's just won't think I am a se Sometimes sometimes I just watch it if the thumbnails, like if the thumbnails to breathe a lot of is there hair still blue? I've been calling her a smurf slash water sport sports slash make just get forced out and you got to go back in? What? No? Okaya? No? Can I get the button? I've been I've been needing to use my button time. I've been asking for what I see them kind of like skins on Twitter all the time.

It's like, you know, working it out. And then she she's she bust but it's so much that pressure. Yeah, like I'm saying, like master bass like that. And then she pushed the dog. No no if if it pushes him out, and then after we like fucking just get the tapping on it right, start rubbing it like yeah no, but yeah, niggas come her here with these canvas. Technically every Sunday is bringing hole to work day when we think about it, Yeah, but no, I

get it. But but a lot of that, like one shit be getting me were oh yeah, she wait is that for me? Or one because he don't want to call you smart she is am you called her health something short? Gandor unless she heard me say feats no. But when it comes to like squirting porn and stuff, and it's like sometimes it'd be I mean,

everybody's body is different, but it's like it'd be real questionable. Like you know, when you get like the steady stream like a nigga that's pissing on the side of the highway, that's the one that got think because because it just it doesn't stop. But and I'm like yeah, and it's oh, but it's like technically when you have that like that that you know when it it splashes, but like because once you start peeing, you can't stop. I'm gonna ask my doctor next time. Yeah, well I'm gonna ask

a female physician and the doctor know. I mean, like the urge doesn't go away, like I can cut off a stream, but it just I just okay, it's gonna go back up and that kind of stop it. Because if you listen to these Twitter pause the piss. But I can't stop the piss. That's what I mean because if you listen to these Twitter physicians, they'll tell you anything. Yeah, but I can't. You know, I don't know anybody. They're just it's not like a turret, right if

you do the one and somebody coming to don't want to get caught. You can like you know, you can pinch you one off and then just kind of like hold it until the kind of subside a little bit and go about

your business after you wipe. Pissing is not the same way like once you have started pissing, all that shit coming out, Like I said, yeah, but even you cut the stream off, but it's like it's it's just go home there you need to still, yeah, like you can't, just like you know, I'm trying to stop pissing in the morning when you know that that's just it's going everywhere. So me me, why are we here?

I've had request by some of your viewers if they need to know what your ain't no clean resument, ain't nobody asks people have asked people tell them it's on an episode. You gotta find it. We don't know this as day. It's mighty fresh. We don't know how far back the episode is. I can't remember. So there are people. You don't have to do it. Now let me tell you how wand just finessed me. All right, So this here, it's giggle juice. Now, these were forty five

dollars each. Okay, because I know that one, you know, part partakes, I call him to say, hey, would you like to place in order? You know? And I give him the options. He's like, cool, So I cash after chick, you know, give her the money. Place our orders were good. I come and pick up these orders, which are so sixty four right right, niggas, we're just like, you can't let just ask for what you need. You just gotta make us the spectacle lot. It's not it's not even just asking what I need.

This is the problem. So I get each one of us the giggle juice, each one of us a giggle juice. Now you probably see no two cups here. I can't tell if Wines is washed out over there in the corner, but you see only one of these. It's open. I opened my giggle juice to take a sip of my giggle juice. And then this nigga decides to pour his cup full of my giggle juice. He got his

own fucking giggle juice. So now you owe the interests. Now I want forty five dollars plus two fifty two fifty bark cup nigga, that too, because it was shit. It was hard and you wasn't here. It was hard enough poor. When I say she filled that mocking to the soup, here's where I misread the situation. So as she is opening her giggle juice, she noticed that it is filled to the brim and like, she can't pour it in the cup. So I'm like, well, if it's yours,

just take a sip off the top. That way you can pour it in your cup. Yeah. I wasn't about to tell him tring ship, so when I missed and i'm I said, what you know? And immediately after that, I said with because res you know she's into the ship now? Because then browniest, Look, she didn't even give me a full brownie. Nigga, it's bad. Why why do I have to ask my child? Or drug dealing? That's so so I'm dropping within itself. But see

that's different though, like you know, we we co workers. I had to ask my teenage started, hey, we are a dealer, yes, because the fucking edibles and she gave me was the best. We have to say. The giggle juice, it's infused. Okay, so it's just it's infused. You. You tell her what flavors you want and she hook it up. I can definitely, you know, beside bar and give y'all the

giggle juice information. I ain't gonna put her out here because we know, you know, it ain't when it was kind of when it was on that bullshit. Y'all know me, y'all cheap sweetheart, and I definitely don't mind putting up putting money in other people's pockets. And speaking of putting money in pockets, I hope y'all are ready to put some more in mind because lacivious vibes is on the way. I was able to officially get things taking care

of this weekend. So let me tell you high panic. Now, when I started hostially awkward, you know I did that, and I can tell you the exact timeline. So I paid for the LLC at three oh seven pm on March nineteen twenty twenty by three h eight pm, actually three or seven. I got my confirmation and payment email three o eight. It's like, hey, we received you know, your documents, blah blah blah blah

blah. We'll let you know when this file type shit. Minute and a half later, I get another email telling me, hey, we've accepted and fired blah blah blah blah blah. So within the spending two minutes, I paid and the ALLC was filed and everything was good to go. I was able to go right on the IRS website, getting my EI N right away.

Everything was smooth. This time. Ship was taking It was taking a minute, and I think that I was just I was really being just impatient because of how quick it went, you know, a couple of years ago. But when you got anxiety, I thought something was wrong. Now, they do tell you that like paid them twenty five dollars to expedite it, but I didn't pay them twenty five dollars the last time, and they did it in two minutes, so you know, I didn't pay for it this

time. So it took almost a full twenty four hours. But when I finally got it on Friday, but even before then it was like the one stop you know, they got basically like a little one stop shop, like if you were filing your ALLOC you need to apply for your state tax licenses, is all of that shit, like they have a one stop shop website for you to just go on and go through it. They gave me hell trying to register, so I just went straight through uh Department of Financial Institutions.

But my ship is all up and ready to go. So I went and I got my business bank account up. I'm switching all of my information when my vendors and everything. Huh. No, I'm still with Landmark. It's just it's not under hostially awkward. It's a completely different day separate. No, because I know that BMO Harris has this black and brown and women of color being that they have going home, I don't know. I haven't hearned about that. I got an eighty four hours limit, so let me

know what you want from here before I make fun with her? Do you guys for three dollars? I was trying to trying to purchase a cup purchase I don't have a cup. I don't have a cup. I wouldn't by the wet because I was wiping it down. Job, I got a fron ounced limits, so let me know from here. So I'm about that usually, and I meant to fuss because I'm like, what the fuck are the

cup set? But then look and Marica said, I've seen Serta on her Sunday strolls today, stopped on traffic with that body and did look the girl's south. Yeah, but giggle juice is just it's infused juice and it's really good, like you don't even need like at the party. I had it probably about this month, so that's kind of what I Yeah, I didn't, but I have to work in the office this week, so I have to make sure I actually get some sleep tonight. Fuck you breathe Na.

She was like, I live in Missourious Legal here water. We had the only dumb motherfucks left like everybody around us green. I literally was getting ready the door to have some red cups. But uh oh, America said. She said, Yeah, BIMO has great programs and black women and women of color business. Yeah, I'll definitely check that out. It's just like because all of our other shit is just at the credits. I just like,

because I was gonna open it with with Navy Federal this time. Remind but you gotta you gotta do ship up and yeah, like you gotta do a lot, right you get promising you have to have it now, she said, if I'm trying to bring it here, bring it there. No, I know, I'm just saying, it's the fact that you're rubbing it in that y'all. Don't gotta worry about the ship there that we gotta worry about here. That's what I was saying. Don't matter, she's moving here.

But I had a very you know, like a busy weekend because on Saturday now read so r is supposed to be getting a laptop from my ad and they gave her instructions to pick it up, you know, between one and one thirty on Saturday. Now I'm already up because I'm, you know, taking care of business. I'm still working on putting a website together, doing

all this other kind of ship. So I wake her up, let her know, like, hey, you know you said you gotta be here, you know, get moving when I tell you this girl move was slow as sucking my last Like, we didn't leave the house until twelve fifty five at the at least, because when I looked at the microwave. That's what time I said, But they said until one thirty. We get there at one twenty, so she had already told me, like, it's not gonna take

that long. You know. She just running in, grabbing her laptime and coming out. So that's what she does. She runs in, run back out. At this point, now, she was supposed to be quitting her job. She didn't it, so I didn't know, like she has to work this day. So I'm like, bro, I'm not gonna fucking sit here and drive all the way back up to the house then come all the way back down or drop you off. You gotta go back home. Then when you get off, gotta come back fucking down just to go back home.

I'm not doing all that. So I found, you know, little shit to do as far as like we're going shopping and you know, grabbing stuff while we was already out. I pull up to her job and she's like putting her iPad in her her bag. Speaking on the iPad. I want to real quick give a shout out to A T and T because they are fucking bombed when it comes to their insurance. They actually ensure bring your own devices. A lot of places don't do that. Yeah, yeah,

yeah for you. So every we got everything new on AT and T except for reds iPad, and her iPad was fucking shattered. I just waited the thirty you know, whatever day. It's probably about forty five at this point, but I waited and I filed to claim on it. I paid the hundred dollars and they actually upgraded her TAP, so they didn't just replace it, like she got two models newer and it's double the memory that she had.

So I was like, okay, so if you got ANTNT and you fuck up UH iPad, you know they always they get new shit just waiting a couple of years and then just get upgrade. Yeah, and then they're like, well, if you don't send a broken one back, that's gonna be sixty bucks. But at that point you can charge me the sixty bucks. I get the screen fixed, and then we got two iPads for you know, one sixty plus whatever screen was, and get a second under the

jellyman. But yeah, so I'm like that was dope. So she got the one that that came out two years ago now, because I got hers when we UH switched over to Verizon and uh in twenty twenty one. But yeah, So anyway, I asked her, you know, she's putting her eyepad in the bag, and I'm like, I said, you're taking your laptop and the work because I'm gonna take trying to take her ship so I can take it back to the house. And she like, the laptop ain't in here. I'm like, all right, well where is it? I

take it to the house. I'm like, they was closed, wasn't it. Yeah, so she wasn't gonna say anything. I'm like, when does she run in and get and come out with nothing? And you only noticed that? No, because she had her bag when she got off the car her little side. I'm thinking that she Yeah, so when she had already said that it wasn't gonna take her long, she was just running in, grabbing the laptop and then coming back out. So I'm in there on the

phone, I'm thinking, as what she did. She went in there, got her laptop, came back out. No, she went in there, saw they was closed, and then came back out. And then because kids

fucking get on my nerves. And at eighteen, it's like they know so much, you get no. So fucking little like you have you still kind of holding They had a little bit at eighteen because they just be like common sense, shit, don't seem like it's all too fucking common You got the most book smart kid on the planet, and somehow it was still fuck up common sense shit. So I'm like, so, did you attempt to ask anybody? Or did you just see that was closed and just turn around and

walk out or just turn around and walk out some boil. Yeah, I'm sure looking for it. Brou I'm like, now everybody knows, like I get off work at eleven o'clock. When I get off at eleven, I like to take a nap right after because I can't fucking sleep at night. Hopefully this gets me if it's anything like it was at the fucking weekend. I slept like a champ, right, So I Drew not had a dick though. It's we I'll tell y'all about it. I listen, it was

listen. It was wild. So it was worse than me standing up and Timmy so you know what, no like now, yeah, so, but she has the nerve to have the attitude. I'm like, motherfucker, you didn't have to work until four o'clock. But you've had me downtown since fucking twelve twenty, I mean one twenty because you were supposed to be down here picking up a laptop. So I've just been out here just finding shit to do because I don't want to burn the gas going back and forth. So

what she wasn't gonna tell you if you're an ass? Right, but exactly hate that. Why do they do that? And I'm like so now, so now I'm pissed off. If you don't ask them, they don't tell you shit because we could have been at home. I could have been taking my little napp and shit. And I didn't even have to leave the house until three thirty to bring you down here to come to work. So now I'm irritated. Man, you should be used to this and children. That's

what they do from Nigga with no kids. Right, we're not we're not even listening to you, right, you know what? You longer than me, damning You know what Nigga's doing too. That's why you should be used to it. The same way your kid won't tell you, shouldn't lets you ask. Your boyfriend won't even because he's doing something he is supposed to be doing, and your kids nine times out of time doing something that's supposed to be doing. They're not doing what they're supposed to be doing, and they

don't want to tell you they didn't do it. Same shit you across the room. Yeah, but that that shit made me so mad because nothing's let me go ask somebody, yeah, so that I can get my laptop that I know that I need that I was supposed to be here for I fucking

want of class. You figure we can get it another day. Well, no, it could have just been that the door was locked, but somebody didn't know that she was there, and it could have just been a matter of her being like, hey, what they weren't supposed to leave until what I said. First of all, if it was because you said it was only a handful of y'all that needed them, you know anyway, five people, and then it's like no, because that's when they tell him to come.

But I'm saying, like, if you know that it's only us here at the table, they need laptops, told need one, but all of us came in like bro, this thing ain't here yet and it's one. Whatever, I'm gonna close up and go right because you want us to take your sweet ass fucking time getting ready. I told you what time we needed to leave in order for us to be here on time, and then you want me to fucking drive. I mean I drive like that kind of anyway.

Did you hear what the time window was for picking up No, she just told me she had to be there at one o'clock. But then when I was on harrass about the time, she was like, well, let's say between one and one thirty. Now it's between one and one thirty because I'm on your ass about getting out of here on time. But she my mom, But my mom said she was like, she do the same shit when it's time for me to take her to work. And then it's like if She was like, and I don't you know, mom, not gonna

speed, and then it's fucking f one fifteen shars. She was like, and I'm not gonna be driving like a bat out of hell. She was like, uh, because you miss, She was like, so you can sit there and look and look at the time on your phone all you fucking want to kiss the bus. I'm like, why is she such a procrastinator?

She's an artist, and I'm saying, fuck that mean time this this I would agree with, yes, because this nigga right here and then you and I is also annoying because of the fact, like re is one of them people who read can want to do something, to be about to do something, and you not know that she's about to do it, so you ask her to do and then it makes her not want to do it. Absolutely? Does that mean that's the generation period? Like what you like,

explain now? I understand it completely. I don't. I'm lost. This is insane, right we getting ready to go, like, let me go bust these dishes down whatever whatever. I come in and be like yeah, we'll be like, hey, can you go? I feel okay, I feel her. I don't don't don't acknowledge what I already know needs to be done, Like you don't gotta tell me, but it should have been done already. Why did I Why did I even have to come into something to

fucking acknowledge when I told you that you should have been done already. Well, if you close your eyes and not paying attention, you relax, Like if you're not gonna do it, why are we talking about it works? That's not how it working. It just works. Exactly how it works. You're gonna go down there and wash the dishes once again. You ain't got no kids, man, I am the kid. We see. You ain't gonna do it. Don't worry about when I get to it. Nigga.

Oh, it definitely takes the the energy of me wanting to do it away. I was gonna do it, but now I sit back down. Fuses. Nobody asks you to acknowledge what I didn't do. Man, be yeah and gain. It's like I told you all that with her income being counted in a household. Now my stamps went from seven forty to forty eight, from seven hundred and forty dollars to forty eight dollars, and the seven you get didn't fuck you. Yeah, so Winma was a baby kid. No,

whine was a pussy. He was a cry baby like he was fucking. I hated that, nigga, dog kid. I don't hate you now, bro. She was no Yeah, middle school, high school, I was. I was on opposition to finance. I don't think. I hope I'm not oppositional. You might be fine. Yeah, I got some ops for dude. The fuck I told you to do these your ops? God, damn it speaking of like dog. But I don't think y'all understand. So I shared a post on my page because I mean that, like's

eighteen, but I still have a habit. I checked my kids social media, you know, and it's like her being eighteen doesn't mean anything, because it's like something this signs depression. It's all kind of shit, you know that you can find out from your kids social media. So I checked her social media and she has shared a post from somebody that says I can't be

bullied, you gonna have to swing on me and re share him. Was like, and I'm not even joking, like, and I'm like, but that's some real shit though, Like I taught to them so early, like don't ever let nobody think that they've been a fucking bully and punk you,

because they bleed the same way that you fucking do. So if somebody feel like they gonna track you, wear they ass like, you know, that's something like don't start no ship, but don't ever let nobody feel like you fear them, right, you ain't gotta fear nobody that that's bleed the same blood as you. So jellybean, it reised the wild card like she's me growing up, just a tamer version because I had to put that tameness in

it. My mom didn't get off. My mom just let me run around hitting pitches and they ship and all she cared about was did you win? All right? See you at home. That's the only conversation we had about So but res you know, if anything happens, we got her silkies and shit, we're from a fight, like bro go on the house, nigga. I was just telling this nigga that I don't need him to cut my grass? What is you? What is your door? Oh? I didn't. I didn't tell y'all about this this night. I gotta I gotta tell

you out this story next. Oh. But but Jelly Being is real, Like you know, she's the cancer, she's the emotional. Just shut the fuck up sometimes, but you know, I love her anyway. It's kind of my job. And shit, her daddy don't give a fuck. But I know I'm here. We should have But yes, Jelly, Jelly Being as creepy as fuck. Okay, Jelly, I forgot Jelly out one time. No, you know, a single level home, I know, But but Jelly Bean is real, you know, Jelly Bean. She's she's a

softer one. You know, she's cool and she just you know, jelly Bean is the nerdy, cool kid. But jelly Bean is like y'all, y'all saw the other guys. I still haven't watched the full movie, but that get it. Don't take no ship. That's jelly Have you never watched this movie? I never get through it. She's get the other guys, the hobo orgy in the car. Saw that part got Sam Jackson advertises the rock and Sam Jackson in there. But when you watched the movie, you

go be like, what the fuck is? Yeah? This is Mark Is that Michael Keaton, Yes Burns comedy coming out before then? No, you didn't care about it. This this is the reason why dat he was funny is fucking painting game though, And I don't even think that movie is meant to be a comedy, but it's fucking hilarious. Yeah, but Jellybean is the silent assassin. When she was a kid, it was different because it's like she went from this is how I always tell you cancers or secret serial

killers. We're not bullshit. You're waiting to snap. You were so close to it, and I'm gonna be the only motherfucker. I'm gonna be the only motherfucker on the news saying I've been telling everybody and nobody was listening. Everybody else could be like, but why was just so sweet? I just I could never see him doing something like this. I'm like, I fucking told you his brother was fucking murdering SpongeBob in the corner. It's a reddy.

Something's wrong with them. Nigga is wrong. It's something in the jeans. Don't so that means mom right nowhere. So but jelly Bean is like, be right, like God, don't forget talking about no I look, we are not rotated to let nigga sperial killers though. Look I tell people all the time, if you've never seen a nigga angry, why even go for you don't know what he's gonna do. Like when you see the motherfucker get angry, like, okay, that's your level ten. You just gonna

get loud. You're not gonna physically do nothing. I ain't seen this nigga at a one. That's why you should be scared, right, So why why why would you even think that I should put this nigga on the five because if I don't know what one looks like happen, because it's just like so much. Yeah, you're gonna get you know what I mean about the same shit I just said. This is why I said, y'all the secret serial, I don't know what. I don't know when that's gonna come out.

That's scary. If I feel like the secret killing the nigga that catch this fury, you're gonna get like high school bullied and motherfucker won't shut the getting thereby. I hope. I hope one day like Tony just flying to town and I'm just gonna accidentally bump him and make them step on your fresh sneakers. Nigger man, I can't wait. But not like jelly Bean Broker. Jelly Bean is so quick with the hands me and we test her all the time alone. Man, she in high school. Now be ready,

But but it takes how much does it take you to get there? It takes a lot to get there? And what it is very much justified when you get Yeah, you push me to the with you no more. You really did something. It's gonna be the responses. Damn. I never knew that nigga was gonna be like that you really must have made that nigga. Man, Man, we've been chilling. Bro. First of all, Wine is full of shit. Why I agree with that, because because let me tell you how easy it was to take one there. Why I wanted to

go get some chicken nuggets one night. Don't don't play with me to go get what I'm wanted to kill getting some chicken nuggets. And it was that the Corolla. Bro had this little Corolla, first of all, winding this front seat. This is Corolla something itself exciting to see. It's like you ever seen in the clown car, nigga. So so we are out that we are talking about why being full of shit, about having like serious killing

tendencies that just wait to emerge. He said no, he said that it don't take him much like it takes a lot to get him to a point of getting angry. I'm telling everybody how simple it was. So Wine wanted to go and get him. He wants to go get some chicken nuggets one night, and we want stand in the street and Tone gets the car so we can go get this nuggets. You know you're not the frank of shit with a motherfucking you in the car and the motherfucker reach for the door,

hand up, but you pull up a little bit. Get you. I was going. You forgot the part where we at the third time, we literally just pulled off around the corner. I was gonna fight to night. I was. I was go, Wait, that's the funny part. But why chicken no, because that's what he was yelling in the street about, talking about sucking. He was hungry. He was so so mad. Does he wanted to nime? Where wom just heavy on MacDonald's chicken nugget? I'm

talking. He would pull up and my guy would order a twenty pieces. That's it, That's all he wanted. I was very I was under the influence too. Hey that on top of having the munches because you chopped like I wanted. When I tell you, me and Tones were just having the time of our life in the car. Nigga, we is crying that nigga is in the street fucking cartoons. Tame damn. He was so mad fucking chicken nights. You know what made it extra funny though Mimi was actually having

a bad day that day too. Maybe that's why, Maybe that's why subconscious dude, when we go get food. I don't bring tome w bro that mcvain came up the nickname he was so I was. I was all right, I shouldn't even been that man, but I was that boy boy. I had no business being that. I was upset. As I said, it's a very like nigga. He was hostile, bro like if we wasn't your ride, murderous. I was willing. I was willing to get Jicky in the street with telling about some chicken nuggets, oh my mom. And

he just gotta have to put his hands up. He's got to see me. So for this nigga to act like, you know, I'm a change man tone, I'm very calm. You have to you know where when you think about that tone didn't take ato account who I was dating. I was exactly was because I remember where we were. We were it was that Brodie house. Yeah. We was over there. Yeah, literally first time a lot of us was over there. Y'all thought you thought that shit was funny.

I thought that shit was funny. You don't know me funny. It was about to get us. I mean, fucking dog, I'm hungry. Damn. The lyrics fit because that's exactly what the fuck was about to happen. Speaking of lyrics, I am the goat. Yes you are, Yes you are. I mean I got bars here and there. So why had an absolute? Like maybe I had an absolute? This is crazy? So

we was was we listening to one twelve? She was talking about one twelve and how they was a bad boy, and you know how she was like, man, I never paid attention that there was really a bad boy. I never paid attention, I said, sometimes I forget. It's not forgetting anyway. Biggie's opening line on only you, it's like Jesus the nitory, Yes, just please us with your lyrical thesis. Me me thought, Biggie said, what was the word thesis? But when you think about it,

like it lyrical ship and the saying like that, that's fire son. But no, I definitely then I had to go look up the lyrics. I was like, I thought he said it. I wanted bigger to say it. So I was like, now he said thesis, Okay, cool, that was a fire barner too. So going back to you and these chicken nuggets, had you mark tone at night, can you imagine like what the first forty eight episode would have been named? Because they I was on some

wild shoppy meal. No life. Can you take twenty piece to life? Large fry? Shake machine down? Wait, so it was shaking machine down, man down. That's terrible, horrible too. All beef patties, all beef. No, no, Patty appreciate that Barker did like that? So yo when white the fact that white people at my job thought folks have been checked out. I mean I made a post today and I said, like,

or comment if you thought that bybe Barker been off the map. And so many people because okay, so I did too, obviously like like you know, me, me telling Wine. We're wrestling fans, so you know we lost two people from wrestling, I saidstling fans. Damn he is he counts, damn count any Wood Adam Sandler ass on like the ninth hole. I think you had enough. He was the greatest guest. Now you had enough. So technically he counts bitch wrong, bitch yeah. But you know

we were already, you know, reeling from two losses. But I hit Bay that's not Bay and text him. I was like, because we were talking about it, and I'm like, damn, we got two. You know, it's all what you know threes. So we end up texting the next day and I'm like, well, I said, I guess that's the third. I said, by Barker just died. He said the fun he said. I thought that nigga, he said, I thought that's what the new niggas took over. No, they they just they just got by Barker

out of here carrying. So ever since you carry, Yeah, he's like, fucking, I don't do this, but now he definitely. And the crazy thing is like he died at the age of ninety nine, so yeah, yep, they say that's yeah, yeah, he made his closest to a dollar without going over. So I read that to my co worker and then he was like, I guess he's loose changed. I was like, wow, terrible, You're called Bob Barker loose change. Bro got a question. I got a question. Y'all welcome. You're not even doing nothing,

like you're sitting in a check Wow, who's wrong with your body? Why does it work like that? I got the juice? Something else? Move your body like a snack. MA like to grilize and love. Oh, the same reason why he got Big Tigger rapping and Big Tigger had them oversized jeans on on a camera back video was wow. Hen well part of my uh, part of my weekend. I want to say congratulations to my baby

Blue uh mark what she is expecting her first? So she was she do September twenty seven, which is officially the anniversary of my prison release date. So the baby that day and two releases on that day. No, but I prayer on my downfall. I attended her baby shower on her baby shower on sat. Her day, and it was so so so maybe so beautiful. Her her nickname is blue like because that's her favorite color. So obviously you know that the baby shower was this blue theme that was like boss baby,

but it was really really really pretty. Green beans and put together. No, no, it's but it's it's meat balls taco which they did not fucking have. Boo, there were no meat balls. I didn't see no type. All I had on my plate my favor green beans in the group, green beans. They had baked chicken. They had green beans. Tommy, green beans is not everywhere. I just think they had a green I brought it into the group. So so as I sat down angry tone they

had green beans. Why want to kill beat it on this green beans. The was spaghetti they had them there, spaghetti, baked mac boiled or baked chicken. I can't because because it was boiled. I thought that's what you said. But I added the art because I'm like, it's the determinant, bros. So like, maybe you know what the fucking boiled chicken. People boiled chicken all the time. That's what one. You can make it on chicken stock that way. But yeah, when you make like chicken and noodles

and shit that I love chicken. That's cool, right that like, but usually it's not boiled chicken. You call it like chicken. Maybe, so maybe it was baked but then boiled chicken, baked chicken. You see where the problem is. Fried chicken wins. But yeah, I didn't see any taco slat boss, it's just green beans. Describe the green things to me. So the green beans, definitely. We had potatoes and turkey lead it

all right, all right? They were they were season Will we have I got an extra help in the thought of you, will we have funeral green beans at the next kick back? Uh, I can get mean, because will you show up Tommy if we have funeral green I don't believe he was at the last one. It was conflicted with my right in the city. I wouldn't add it. Nobody who couldn't was trying to make everything at It's cool. But yeah, funeral, we're trying to We're trying to get funeral

green and maybe we'll maybe we'll get because we have. I don't see my other video. Will Serena be in the park a lot sucking up chicken again? So I don't see my other video. You was fucking that chicken up video. I want to tell you guys with the all the way gone, it might be it's there, but it's is it? Oh? Can I can I share? Is the last when you say, right, what would you like to share? Flint Flossy? Yeah you went to that. Yeah, I'm so salty man because I would have loved to go. Okay,

okay, we got you flint Flossy all across the nation. Young Hamma is my favorite combination. The Lemisman again, first shout out to Britney called Britney car was there and uh, I'll see uh. The opening acts there was one opening act. It was Defunk and the Grease Monkeys. It was a band, the Funny thing was. I was sitting there waiting and the funk it was the lead rapper. He came to me and it was like, I'm so such a pleasure to meet you, aren't you? Are you flint

Flossy? You know, it's so crazy when you think of like people that have like bands, it's always some weird shit, like we could just start a fucking band and call ourselves the ass here and Mother's like, yeah, they rocked, but but they were but they were cold, but that's so cold. But they just like, what part of the handbook is it that says you have to have I feel like the you can't just come out the weirder the name the colder you really be? Yeah, well they were called

they were cold. I didn't mind them. And brit said they went too long. They they the second dude went law pause the and he wasn't big in fat. It was a little white dude rapping and he had like eight nine songs he was doing. He shouldn't have been up there. I just find out just what's that? What's that called a EP? Yeah? Yeah, they had to uh compensate for the loss of young Hummer. I will be young Mama. Where was it you label no more. Yeah. I

asked about the way he said it right right. I was like, damn, bro, I pretty right too. He's like, yeah, he's doing other things, so I guess everybody's kind of dropped off a turkquoise cheek. But when he came out, no, why that is a damn entertaining ass. Motherfucking he looks like Charlie Murphy. Yeah, that's it was. It was actually it was worth the way I was. Man, I had to waste a long but when he got out there, I was like, all right, I'll put on a nice little little set. It was. It

was great. I got to see why I gotta wait a lot, Yes, why, I got a dog danced a whole fucking time, just as energetic as he is in videos. It was. It was great, you're not gonna put up your video. They didn't go until like midnight. Oh yeah, I can send in the tune. That's energy. Right. Well, how was your encounter with rock a Path What? Yeah? It was

good. I mean he gave me a hug. I took a picture with them, and he saw that ass was like, yo, shorty over there, I don't even know what you do, but let me talk to but I'm saying I'm pretty sure before he saw you, was like, I don't even know what you do, but I want to talk to talk to that. It was nice to talk with him, and you know it said to him, you know what I do and everything, and he was like, you know, first he's holding forts, I smell good. And then he

was like he was already somebody, but I didn't because I was. It didn't work out the way I planned it too, because I can't end up coming from getting my nails and I came up here mad Timey and I'm thinking, Okay, I've got a moment, I can go home or whatever. Change didn't have that moment, got home a change by my Saturday too, like same way saw im. Okay, but we made it happen and it was fun and it was great. So a bunch of women I had never

seen out in Milwaukee ever in my life. Yeah, his head was like about the ye, that was my that's my that's my driver back yard again outside what was outside outside of the thirst three market. We had our friend date you know as well too, so we had shown Timey around. So I've never been there other places. It's pretty dope at Puerto Rican Rice and he was, you know, happy, Puerto Rican Rice is fire there. It's a new place. They got there that I don't even know what was

What is your normal lives? Like friend days are killing with you? Wasn't everywhere girls, Girls, Girl, special Girl look like a test so late ten years ago? No, no, we were just saying ten years ago,

it took black Twitter by store, black Milwaukee Twitter. For sure, we were just But the funny thing it was a group of people who came down there from Cream City and they were all black people, and it was so funny watching him because they were so fucking confused obviously don't know who flat plus he is and they was like it's serious, like what people was hype and they didn't understand why he was hype. They was listen to the words

like where are you out? Like my favorite sweater didn't it was cracking up. I didn't even I didn't even tell him. They walked, they walked in that this is gonna be real. Britney calls. He's a lot of people I was at the Improv club said he miss Pat Pat. I missed that one too. That was my fault on that one. Uh, that was why we couldn't record yesterday. That was to see miss Pat. Yeah, she was right in front. Brit was right in front. He was

like, all right, I need somebody to come up here. Britt ran to the fucking back. Ye I need some lady. I need a lady go up front. She was sure like, say less. So Saturday it was grindtime, man, it was. It was a lot. So this is exactly how my Saturday went. Like like I said, like, I had to get up at take Ree to work from there. I dropped Ree off when right to the bank set up my business bank account, went to Target because I had to get shipped for the baby shower that was in a

couple of hours. Got some ship from Target. While I'm in Target shopping for the baby shower, I get a text like can you come sit on my face? And I'm like wild boy. Yeah, So I'm like, well I said the PG version. He was like, he said, can you come get your pussy egg? So I was like some until you know, I TechEd him back. I didn't want to tell him that I was in Target shopping because then he probably would have been like, oh, well, you know I'm gonna do whatever. I told him. I was like,

I was still in the bank doing the business account of stuff. I'm like, you know, I was like, so it shouldn't be too much longer, you know, just a couple of more minutes whatever, because I knew I still had to go take her ship back to the house. I didn't want to just leave it in the car. So he like, all right, just you know, let me know when you're leave him. So I drive home, dropped shit off shoot to his house. Go. You know, bro, I have never in my life I felt like I was

suffocating during sex, like you thought you were suffocating to him. No, no, no, no, no no, because he's probably about like his body's probably about the size of his skin. You knew that you text me to come over here and do some freaky shit. Why the fuck did you not have the air on before I got here? Oh so it's I'm not used to. My house is a cool sixty eight degrees cool, nigga. My central air is always on, nigga, always on. Literally used to

crawl your dome, missile. Yeah, I don't know why the I think it's like a big body limit to a point where the the central air don't get to circulating or some shit air. I mean, yeah, but no, it's my house is a fucking ice box. No, but I walk in and I'm already like, okay, breath, i gotta ask on. I'm like, I've just walked in this motherfucking I feel like I'm gonna have this nigga keep benna lick titty sweat. He freaking enough to do it,

like he'd probably lift his mother right under. It'll be musty, just be moist I think it's because it like what you want, you know, what you moisturized with, so it don't be musty. Just it feels weird because it's like, why are you wet? Yes? Yeah, so your it's how this fuck? Now we go on the room and Cleland day, you got this fucking air conditioner in the window? Wise is it not on? You know what I'm here for. I'm kind of like stalled out a little

bit, thinking broth and like cool it off. And then you know, he just nigga, you know, rung at dinner Bill or whatever. But for over a fucking hour in that heat, oh god, I felt like my skin was being ironed. It was hot as fuck. So he never turned the eventually, eventually he did, but it didn't. It wasn't on long enough to like to really fully kick in. And no, this was Saturday under the stairs. So after that I leave, I go home. I gotta, you know, get cleaned up, shower, get dressed and

everything. And I still haven't gotten her. I don't know how to rap like gifts. I don't know how to rap, you know, I'm saying. I'm just saying, like as a whole, like because the Christmas time, that's another thing. Christmas. I'm not taking out no trash. Friend, we are all grown. The only person that lives in this fucking house that would appreciate unwrapping a gift. Don't even a fuck about the gift. She don't know what the fuck going on anyway. It's trying to make it

easy. We're trying to save the planet. That put that in the gift back. Put in the bag stuff they favorite color paper in there. I don't even put no paper on top of you. I don't want shit in my gift back. But what goes in the gift back, Lord, don't give me no extra so I get it. Yes, MEMI lasted than the hour in those conditions, just because he tried to like, you know,

melt me. That made him primarily do most of the work. I did some Ship, but at the same time, I'm like, bro I'm not gonna I'm not gonna stroke out, but stroke out now now that would have been the first forty eight episode stroke out episode h stroke out, so far we can use it, but now a serious game on one on one broke out a twenty piece of life, or we can just put cancers are fucking

serial killers. Yeah, so you call cancer Thomas after So after I go home and get her shit, I realize I'm like, bruh, I don't got like, I'm not showing up to the baby shower fucking target bags. So I still have to go to Dollar Tree to get a fucking car and a give back. Bruh. All of these bags was like, none of them looked like baby shower bags. So I finally found one. I'm like

going through ship and I'm like, got it. I thought that I was just because you know, they got the little plastic cook thing and you can just lift them and go. Not that one, the one bag that I fucking needed. All the other ones, the little plastic cook thing is on a little hanger. This one, somebody has wrapped the ribbon from the handle, so I have to take all of these bags off in front to get that one off. And then, because I'm trying not to be a fucking

grimmlin actually sitting here putting ship back. You know it's there, and I was so I wasn't doing it one by one, but it was still hard because it's like, I'm it's broke. You don't know how many bags. I then never had to take the full fucking thing off. It's denver at the back when I should have just been able to just lift it and pull it off, but no, the fucking the ribbon was on there, so I had to pull all that shit off in order to take the ribbon from

around the bar and then put the ship back. I was so pissed. Oh it was so mad. Damn. Yeah. So then all you leaders was in the fucking bag MASSI people. People will be worried about the fucking the presentation of it. It was the fucking handle. Oh my stapler, what the fuck just cares a fucking step. I don't know, has anybody

seen this ship that's in that truck. I'm almost sure it's a stapler in that motherfucker, yes, telling me a staple in her past life from this at first son, you wool fish iron food stap for your lips ship, you know. So you know, so I went, I went to the baby shower, and that made me think of I don't know if anybody knows about it, because I didn't talk about it on the show. It was real big on social media during that time. This was what two going on

three months ago. Did anybody hear about the chick that got arrested at her baby shower? Can you remember the story because that that's the video that I'm looking for, but I don't see it. At the bottoms woman, cops and white woman. That is what we're gonna talk about because the place that we had the shower at is the exact same place this happened. All right, Sorry, here we go. Not so so the girl getting beat up

and that video getting jumped is getting jumped by the pregnant chick. She sent the police to the girl's baby shower to arrest her from her baby shower. That's the swith that was King Petty bron bitch, you and your baby gonna sit County. This was the worst fucking video I've ever seen. So what happened here? You're worried about the cinematographer. I couldn't. I didn't figure out what it was going on that would even that. I don't even know.

It was like music play and then also getting Spike and wookes, yes, she showing. She's showing the chick getting arrested. There's a brief thing like you see her like her feet, like she's recording going into That was a part that was cut out, I guess because she had recorded herself like going into the place. She was like, oh, it's cute, didn't here y'all and then walked up. So they tried to accuse, I don't know, are y'all feel familiar with Alicia Bachelor on Facebook? Like she has

like this is like her spot her event hall. They tried to say that she set the girl up. She didn't know nothing about this, she said, said, no, you dummies. Was posting about the baby shower on Facebook, so she knew when, where, what time all of that. So they were admitting like, because not only did they beat that girl's ass, like they took her wallet day, that's robbery start yep ye. So if you can please navigate to Milwaukee County Sheriff's Office police like a inmate locator.

I mean, yeah, Milwaukee count her inmate a search. Yeah. So this man, it was a whole playoff, the whole Yeah. So it was a bunch of shit on Facebook, and it was like a wild thing, like because obviously her family and sit in the comments and her mom was just like and I'm like, see that's why your daughter thinks. Yep, maybe she bind it out? Did shit? You nigga? Just pray it on my downfall put it in womac? Would you woo woo woo if

you thank you're Lonlan now waiting till to night. Oh we going crazy in the car or whatever. Man, he ain't pregnant and jail gotta suck shit at this point, I don't even know if she's still pregnant because that was back in June, and that was her baby shower. Most people do their baby shower about them, you know, within a month. First name. You should just be able to push boomac in agair woman. Yep, So go ahead and click on. You might have to double click, don't know,

I'm no scroll down, God damn it. Oh my yeah, she definitely still in the get us. There's a whole napkin right next to you. Want yet you finally die five four pounds dollars. Yeah. So she has been in custody since June fifth, damn Robbery with USA force battery, criminal damage to property, robbery with threat of forest, party to a crime party, to a crime party, to a crime party. Let's say,

you know she I think she has some other shit going on exactly. So a lot of people are mad, like, oh you a police said. She was like, oh you hole, sneak up and you get a case. You get Like the girl name jumped is fucking hilarious, Okay, Like she she's funny. So remember the part on Norbit when Marna was doing this little exercise between he was like, that'll take me to jail, not take me she been a TikTok and she's like, that girl is fucking hilarious.

So every so her people was commenting on the post talk and shit, and she was like, uh, she was excuse. She was like, can you stop talking to me? Uh stop writing me up? Feel threatened? And she's like yeah, bitch, blah blah blah blah. She typed screenshot. I was crying, like she was like, I'm not going to play with you, not learning she just sent your motherfuck cousin up the river from her baby shower because y'all playing the fuck around for a thousand dollars. Alex.

That's definitely her little ponytail on her head. It's like a little she looked like a ghett On teletoviy. Yeah, but that ship was wild. This is I didn't know that this website existed. Tinky winky. Oh yeah, I look back in that nigga trying to tell me that he was the jail ship man that was in jail over tib but no. So the baby shower was held in the exact same space that that happened, and I know

that we didn't talk about when when it happened. So I was like, this is kind of perfect because that shit is still funny to me, especially because it made it made me follow up on the situation. I'm like, where's that. It's right next door to the DNV on Titonian like this the DNB and then dead place. It is. Okay, we've been there before her birthday. But that's a nice place. It's nice. Yes, this is nice here because I didn't feel like this was back in June. I

didn't feel like like scrolling scrolling. But that girl is fucking hilarious, man, But her her mom was a fucking piece of work. The chick uh people don't learn, like stop playing with people like y'all. The I mean, it could have been worse, like she could have came back and shot you motherfuckers. She's like, nah, I don't wna. Let y'all go hang out with these white folks. Y'all sort that shit out in court. What did we learn? Like? What is this strong? Like they took

my wallet? Imagine being there like describing what happened to you and the police are just like, that took my wallet strong arm right like this is going I told y'all on the show, that's how it was with you know, my ex. For me, I'm thinking that, I'm just like, hey, man, it's how assing on some bulls. She took my wallet.

Can y'all get my ship back? And he got the guilt tripping me and she's like, well, this can really mess up his life because you know, technically that's strong arm robber, and that's this, and that's technicality this and this and this he big London, check that out. That's one thing she is going to do. She gonna check her entire body. No this

movement, baby, but this stop moving. Listen, you gotta time me over there and the Spike Lee hat going bigga that if they slap you across the face, they have the right to tell you, bro, you gotta punch me back in my arm. I've been a cleio shit, right, what I'm gonna knock your motherucking mothers your throat. Niggas do shit and then be trying to tell you how to respond, Like y'all jump this motherfucker. And not only did you rob her and if on camera she showed us a

video of what you niggas did. And now y'all on Facebook, all y'all the police you got damn right, I'm not gonna fight you, not you home. I'm sending all y'all to jail out of here. Right. What's up to my fellow Jim and I and this niggas arch nemesis. She was at the Shavanda young Hamma. Yeah, but that is definitely something, and damn I need to look and see what because I feel like that is definitely a Gemini to Scorpi your level pet too. It's not the senor to jail

part. No, No, it is the This is one of the most important days, bro, this is your baby. You woke up this morning, you got your hair done, you got your makeup done. You want to make sure that you had this pretty ass outfit. You paid money. I'm gonna take all of it, all of it. Somebody was in the comments that it was like, Bro, she didn't get the taste, not one baby shower meatball for her. She probably woke up think about that ship too. She's like, I got no tt that manage the taco on Saturday.

Not you show up getting said baby shower? Do you continue on showering or take I definitely would have said, yo, can we still get a play? Like we still? She said? It could have been a liber too because they played the long petty game. So so here's the thing. Because she called him like, I'm gonna getting my lip back. You don't know how I'm coming when I'm coming, So I called her. A lot of people was like, nah, that was too far. That was bro.

They whipped her ass, they jumped her and robbed her. You're not gonna tell me, what's fucking too far? Looked like they had her pin down on a car, playing ping pong with her. But for me, it's really just the audacity of people to make it seem like she was bogus, not at all perfect that ya was the bogus. But I will say that me as a guest at the baby shower, I would have been like, since when the fuck did we do male strippers at the baby shower?

Because I wouldn't think of police walking in. You know what I feel you on that She's like, did they did they misunderstand? Like it's baby not basketlorette? Like you know, maybe somebody wrote something wrong in the books. Imagine getting out of the car with your girlfriend, like, I think we're at the wrong place, Like you told me this is a baby shower. Dad looked like a stripper cop? What the fuck you want me like?

Like this man, you had a baby shower, you come back from grabbing some taco dip, and this nigga is just butt niggas swinging the night stick around you is just what you got me off the game for it. I was playing two K this is what you got me. You're doing When the cop walked through the door. They immediately assumed us for the baby daddy. That's funny. It'd be like your Marcus, they're looking for you out here, Marcus cops outside so here. He's throwing the weed away, even got

nothing to do with you. I could. I could see that though, because in a similar situation, say it was a bitter other girlfriend or baby mama or whatever, knowing that he's gonna be at this chicks shower and he knows, she knows, he got warns. That's crazy. But I am not mad at that young lady, because that level of petty is like, look, I told y'all, okay, it's chefs kiss. There is nobody's level petty more higher than Chavanda's. If you ever double cross Chavanda, her

petty is on my special day. No, absolutely, I'm gonna let you enjoy that shit, baby, like I hope you enjoyed that. When I get I'm do more fully enjoy it. But I'm gonna let you you go smell with would have been some good baby our food. They been a cart your ass right off to the poking nigga. That's your as Yeah, but I do to her profile. But in this fun What's also funny is what's

also funny is the timing. So in my memories, I wrote that it is the one years two years now, but my memory from last year said, oh, what's the one year anniversary of somebody who ass basically snitching me out on doing something at work? Oh? Oh, hell, I told you that is that's nasty work. That's I saw that. Somebody was mad at it, Like, you don't bring up somebody cancer as a weapon. No, you can't tell me how to fight back? Fan, what's wrong

with y'all? Didn't push your tea, say that drink champs, Yeah, nose, don't limit. No, I was cool, I was chilling. You mentioned my wife. I'm gonna talk about your dad, homie. That was fine, but I mean we ain't. Did Na said, I'm a post my man grand results for a base with breast cancer talking shit because fuck her, she had breast cancer. When you came from me, your people with ailments, think, then't get all kinds of shit just because you sick. Do let me tell you, Let me tell you, Okay. So

it was this nigga. He was beloved by Facebook. This ball had ass had cancer and he died. I personally didn't give a fuck because of how he was doing my cousin and shit, and like I felt like he was doing that because the nigga knew we had cancer and shit, and like she was like soft on that ship and I ain't like that shit. No,

it's so so sick and you're not wrong, no, okay. So he used to have her like just doing all cause like taking here, like she was taking care and he was just he was a whole ass nigger even with cancer, Like dying didn't make this nigga a better person. He doubled down. He was like, I'm already for the check out. I'm all listen. If dying don't make you a better person, how shitty argue as a person. Most niggas get scared straight because I like brown from the check out,

I really need to make sure it's writing the end. No, he just went out as a fuck nigga. That ship should be like I should get invisible ink and right on his fucking tombstone, fuck nigga, and then me and my cousin just go shine a black light over it every year. I mean, maybe he felt like you know, most people when they be on their deathbed, want to change their life around. That's like a barterer and chip with God. Then you know, you get up there, guy,

my show, he's millenium. He didn't have no life to turn, That's what I'm saying. Like he already knew. Was like, Fam, when I get to these gates, Fam, they're gona hit the elevator on the nigga. Anyway, I might as working all this six shut off, but I didn't like that because like my like this particular cousin, like her heart is so big, and I knew that he was playing on that and

he was really, really really taking fucking advantage of it. And all I can think is she let a fraid nigga with a colostomy bag get that shut off like that. I was like, girl, if you'll gotta put him in brittle last buns, fuck him. Man. She probably she stayed for it and said she still had heat. So let's ross. Jabada is also with Gemini. This is nasty work, yea, lady were keeping her. You can see why she's my arch nemesis. It's like when we go down

that route, she goes down there. My god, damn. She she's the reason why men can't open up my right. I felt, I feel like you square rubbing and she you straightened the dick completely. Not a fair fight, but right off top. But she's also the sweetest motherfucker. Definitely most people, most evil people, most evil people. I told her to

toss his ass and goddamn tube like Helen did Charles. She ain't listen to me, I said, bit she dying anyway, It don't matter if you did even little sooner if I get to a hotel in my room ready early, I don't tell him. No, he was on this mic from how did I get He was on his mic from why do we get married? Well? Now he turned his life in the second one, didn't he? But did he still check out too? No? He was all right, that was uh yeah, checked out Mali yogel. Yeah, he was gone.

Well, I mean, hey, how would you for there? How would you right? And if Jenny Jackson was the villain, bro, like you sent the game driver to your husband's place. World, that's why we're talking about County right, that's a wild shirt. Hey, can can we clapping up for Jenny up? I pushed the before or nothing on pop out of game in front of my card. You did it? To yourself. You did it to you. You already knew what around telling everybody else dumb

and killing our son. You've been in my think. Look, so you got attacking sexuality. Absolutely, I didn't attack it. I just exposed it a little bit. I know it's a different movie, but it's still funny because it reminds me, oh oh, so you're doing the bending yo. No. The other one is why did I get married too? And this was what's that for Color Girls? Is that? Because I never why for Colored Girls? For Color Girls? I heard too much about it. It

has his moments that's very triggering. Yeah, but having a gay nigga jump out a cake at your job in front of your co workers, right, they all out of the company. They really think we are here to celebrate some shit. Like Mike from accountant was like, oh okay, it's your first thing flapping of this game about you. Oh I didn't know, Bro, I support you. Company is very progressive, right right? Right? Right? You know, without implicating yourself for criminal charges. What do you

think the pettiest thing is that you've done? People? In the comments, y'all can definitely respond, what do you think the pettiest thing is? You did. No, I've done nothing, Scott fred I really got I can't say I have obviously mine off air because I allD Tommy time was like it's made. I don't think I had rightful nobody, but I mean, I mean it's different, I said, without incriminating yourself, if you gotta go

step down again. So one one of mine, I was, this is where I need that clip from life because I'm a nasty motherfucker, because I was like, what the fuck was you even thinking I was on some drained ship? That bitch pissed me off. So so my grandfather has polio. I know that seems like a wild transition, but it's relevant to the story.

My grandfather has polio. So his legs are not straight. He's been on crutches his entire life, which means if this nigga is built like he has been in w W E for the last he'll be eighty three in two weeks. But this nigga is just just just big buff motherfucker right, So like, oh he just like he bigging shit. But like I said, like he's he's been on crushing since the higher life and shit, so his legs are bent. Now me and my grandpa, Like we was nigga,

Like that was my dude. So me and this girl, like we at school and it's this new bitch, right. I actually befriended her, like her name was an answering that I never forget this country bitch. Yes, in sixth grade, country bitch. So she comes in, you know, and like I said, we befriend her, and everything is cool. But you know how they get when they start getting extra friends and shit, and

then they start trying to you know, fit in with shit. So one day we got into a long story short and she said something about my grandfather. So we had gym class and they broke us up because we was getting ready to fight. They took her in the gym and I was still in the locker room. So she had switched out of her street clothes. You know, we had to remember the days you had to actually change into you know, my little Webster T shirt, a little Webster gym shorts and the

website. And this whole time i'mag in the locker room. Yeah, bro see, I don't know why that was in my head. Remember yep, So her tennis shoes are in the locker room. She doesn't have her sneakers on. I took her shoes and put them in the toilet. But I didn't stop there. People had like cause it's a bunch of people that didn't that still like just didn't like her even when she first came there. But

I trying to be nice to her. So everybody's taking all kinds of shit, Like motherfucker's a squeezing a lotion in her shoes, crumpling up flaming how you know how mad you gotta be as a fucking sixth grader to waste flaming hotsy, Like that's some that's some ray. It wasn't my flaming hots I'm sing. I'm what I'm saying is it was a group effort. I just

started it because I threw the shoes in the toilet. So, like I said, one class, but like she was squeezing her lotion in her shoes, the other chick was like crumpling up flaming hots and shit, motherfuckers was spitting on her shoes. Me, because I take shit too far, I pissed all over them fucking shoes. Oh now everybody, so now everybody feel away, I will piss on you. Fuck you fuck her, She shouldn't have been talking about my grandfather. Oh lord, see everybody gotta text them.

So yeah, so can we read it on the I mean, I mean that was the point that you putting it in the comments so we could read it and if you gotta take it down something cool. But no, so you wrong. Nobody told on them. No, no, nobody told me, like told on me like initially. It wasn't until motherfucker's got pressed for it that nigga was like, hey, that was this next pistol ship. You went too far? Me it do. Everybody was all for it. They was look that that was all for it. When the fucking the

pistol shot. They was all that was all for when the pistols hitting the patent leather on them fucking up feels. Oh don't tell me you pistol on this child's Did they have a patent leather going around you? I'm a Google pair of grahnds. I'm gonna show you. You're telling me this is what you're pissed off. I don't even know I even think when I was since you remember I was sixth grade, ninety six, definitely on the league in ninety six, Sneakers then Oh my god, you pissed on his child's grande.

So anyway, so anyway, cool bloody cool blue. So she comes in, you know, the locker room. She's looking for her shoes and shit, everybody like it, laughing, giggling, whatever, I'm off, I'm going doing my whatever. So she gets directed to the toilet and sees her shoes and all of this gunk in there. I don't even know how they made out, Like did I forget the flush? I don't know. Was somehow they knew I pissed on the shoes and in doing so these shots?

Did they handles in red? Wasn't leather? Thought leather? Oh? I okay, yeah, So that was one of the most petty like petty things I've done. Absolutely another like when when me and Lando had our fight and like he had purchased a TV for me, is the same ones he had purchased a TV for me? Those the shoes I peet on. I know what you was talking about when you saying they were feelins and patt leather. You nasty dude, fast, nasty work, bro. Why are you

feeling that child grade? I need a retro though, so need the programs. But no, Lando had bought a TV from me for his bedroom because I had bought the TV that was in the living room. You remember, cause you remember when I saw it to him. So we had when I got the big TV for the living room. Remember he bought the uh the smaller room with the DVD player on the front. Yeah, so he bought

that TV for me. When all of that ship blew up, like and we broke up, like, I was in his house when I found out everything, and I was there by myself, so I definitely trashed everything. But I poured this own court record now I ain't telling myself, but poured water in his computer. I poured water in his TV and the TV that he had actually paid me two hundred and fifty dollars for. I packed that motherfuck in the truck and I took it back. The Xbox that I bought,

remember that that Batman xbox. I took that that you're not I stood at the house. I just took the custom the casees it off. That's what's in the living room this entire time that up, we was playing the monopoly and shit off Sam exact one. That motherucker's still kicking. Uh, He's just said me and my friends had a rude waiter, so when we got paid, we poured kindimness all over the money. I definitely have to text my top one though. Then Kayles said, I put my ex's tooth

brush in the toilet and placed it back in his holder. He brushed with it more than once. I never start ship, but I'm gonna finish it off every time. Okay, So here's my question. Now, you say, here's my question for that. So you took his toothbrush, put it in the toilet, and placed it back in the holder, and he brushed with it. You said more than once? Like, was y'all still like?

Because I just need to know, like you just just fall off Nick, Yeah, at any point sometimes when you're angry, you don't really think shit through tell him and I'm just trying to make sure, but like, you know, if he wasn't looking on you and shit, because that's kind of the equivalent to wiping back the front. You remember you ever seen the movie The Brakes? What the white Dude? Yeah, at the beginning, he's like, how dare got kicked out? He was like, that's why

I put your toothbrush in my ass? Right asked about uh, Lin said, one of my petty moments was finding out and X was cheating with a quote unquote friend. I took his clothes from the house where they were smashing. He chased me down the street butt naked. I had a situation I was actually I was praying at the time so much dumb, dumb because we used to switch car Like it wasn't a situation where it was like Jodin event,

like he just took my car and like left me waiting out. I had to work type shit like I had my car and he had his car. I had. This was when I had the camera. I love the camera because the camera I had my dark it was a dark it was like a dark purple. It's say gray, but it looks more like purple. Yeah. And then when you get in the inside, the inside was plumbed, so I'm like, you can't tell me that, y'all y'all fucking yeah. But I had my radio and shit like I had my face out radio

that muff remember that used to not And I had my dark tent. So even though it was a carry, it looked like a nigga drobe it. And my camera was very noticed like niggas knew when it was me. He had a money Carlos niggas and they fucking fucking man horse and these fucking money Carlos. He had the bubble one when everybody had that red one. Was that like a ninety eight? What was that? Yeah? It was trash yep. So he had that a red bubble money car loop. But for

whatever reason, he used to like to like switch cars and ship. And then at one point, not damn not that I'm older, bro, he wasn't doing dirt and my ship because I had ten and windows. Now, motherfucker's rolling up on me. And I don't know. It was like because you know, niggas is niggas is raggedy like that, and they really do something like Yeah. So one day while we had switched cars. No,

now I know why because my car had tenant windows and he didn't. Because the whole reason I caught him up was because there was a parking ticket on my car and the place that I had never been at. So this is

the bitch house that you didn't got a ticket on in my car. You know, for men to be such like logical creatures, we do some of the dumb ast shit, and we do it like on purpose, Like you know, when you wake up and as you're getting through the day of your emotions in the morning, you know that you've been gonna do some function, like you it's on your mind already, so before yeah, it's time to be and you like when you get dressed and you know you're about to do

this bullshit before you walk out of the house. Why is it on your mind? It's like, let's which cars. That what it's wrong with you? You're an eye clown at that point. And like I said, it's it's me not really thinking anything of it because I'm thinking especially because he was salty when I got my car, because like I said, like my car, his was a miney Carlo, but mine it looked more like something the guy would drive. So I had tended windows, he didn't. I had

the system in my car. He didn't, so I was like he always wanted to be in mu shit. So I'm like, okay, I go. I always have, you know, multiple kids, So I'm like, man, we need to take this ride. She's like, oh, shit, was wrong. I was like, I was like, we need to take this ride. I'm pregnant at the time. So we ride and I'll slow creep. I'm like, I said, nigga, my fucking car right there. So she was like did you? She was like this stupid motherfucker.

So we pull out and pull up and I hopped out of the car. I was like, here, you know, go ahead, get on. I'll just I trick it home. So I unlock my door, like I tricked my unlock my door. I'm starting the car. I see this nigga friend running outside because he didn't roll it over here with him. He don't want to get he ain't got a ride, right, So how are you gonna tell me my car? This is pretty open free over Verree was born in two thousand and four. But this nigga really think that I'm not

finn type my fucking car. So when event was like I stole my car, Jody, I was like, bitch, if you was anything like me, you was just letting my fucking help blow the horn at him, like yeah, but I have done so many petty things like it is. It is ridiculous. It's my ex husband o my car. It's not dy, this is crazy. I got three of them under my belt. One man jelly Bean Daddy to be a drunk that motherfucker was quick on the street that

he used to play football. Though, I think that's what's called damn way up shit right fast like this said he happened for He was a quick shuffle of the man. I pushed me away, like yeah, yeah, that's first time I think I'm when never heard the song. I've had my share of making Nigga's taste bumper. Not what she knew. He just sit up the man chasing the policeman chasing the dude and chased him in the middle the street and got ran over. Wait what some dudes get pulled over and got

arrested, and then he took off running from the police. Police start chasing. I guess they were like on the freeway something. He hopped around, you know, on the meeting and came back and he said free. He chased him fell. I was suddenly saw a truck roll over the up and I was like, oh shit, it was it was it was when the police camp. Wait wait, so I don't know. So I didn't. I couldn't watch it twice so I was here here. Yeah, cop tases got fass and then facedown. Yikes. I was at full speed. He

was like, oh, yeah, because it's free. Had a way to stop. Wow, he didn't think that through. I just thought about you know, y'all running over people. You know at that point, the drivers like because they were just minding their business, there was probably like they anything could have been happening. It could have been like, you know, returned from trip from Grandma's or maybe he was you know, man, I can't wait to go home and kill my wife. Kid because people we they them

long drives. They're doing too the shit. I don't have a work. It's not that you don't have a wife. It's just like the fact that like that's really the thought process. Like on the drive home, just you got your favorite song playing like man sore As sore As like that, I was his motherfucker car. If this bitch is here is Curtains. I hope she got her fighting shoes on because I'm gonna beat this bitch up. Like

for that to be on your mind driving, Oh you nigga man. And then like all his favorite songs on the radio, he just changing the lyrics and they all about whooping your eyes. Was that he hit a deer? Yeah, he hit a deer. Now he two for two because he didn't hit a deer and he gonna who even when he realized it was a human though, And you was just like, Bro, I just unintentionally just flatten the nigga shut out, damn it because I remember do you remember the Ninja

Turtle arcade game back in today? Remember you climb about the seward and like you can get ran over, and remember they the turtles used to be flat. You know what I'm talking about? Its vaguely, I think. I think because it's like a board, Like it's no like the arcade, like the video game, the arcade games like we used to play Jess, what was it? Jack? Something you need to come? They had that and the Simpsons Simpsons I still play Simon still like the Simpsons. That's up down

skateboard. Yep. That's because I just feel like it's more lightweight. It's quicker. I've never been never, No, ma, you just just finding your business like how like how do you process something like that? Like, Bro, like I really just killed somebody and it wasn't even my fault. It's the freeway. What is your human body to be printed on the freeway? And then they right? But then I mean that because now what if I kill you and now you haunt me. And she's like, bro,

came out of nowhere? Can you really be mad at me? And I need you need to go off to the officer. Look. I posted on Facebook like a week or two ago anywhere, and I said, I'm starting to understand by some ghost. It's so fucking angry because you know, how many times do we see shit And it's a ghost on the fucking TV And they got on the same ship that they died in. They don't have on the burial clothes they have on the ship that they died in. And most

people know when you die, you shit. So now you just got ghosts walking around for eternity with permanent shitty ass. I would be mad too, you know though, because if they've done there, that they've done their free work. Everybody ain't me when I die. If it's one of them days, and I would lose space, then y'all good, y'all ain't got nothing, you know, ain't nothing to clear out. We haven't gotten one yet.

No, we got a whole my god. But somebody did tell me their perspective of understanding ghosts is that they are wearing what they were wearing when they die and don't really recognize it. They're dead, kind of like on The Sixth Sense when the six they weren't haunting him. They were trying to get a message to him. They didn't know what they looked like. They just you know, they dude. I remember the dude had to messed up place because got hit by a car something that he was trying to talk to

the boy. I remember the movie, I honestly, because I didn't watch it, like about it. Yeah, I remember like the ending part though, where he was like freaking out figuring. I guess he got shot or something. The only part about that movie that I remember it was when it was in a classroom and Bro was yelling stutter and staffs. That's the only part of that movie I know. Yeah it was. Yeah, it wasn't with Bruce Willis and tampons under her naked driver's seat. Nigga was confused for

days. Just smell like smell like zinc in his car. Sax took my car, went missing in it my cousin and I rode down on my door wide open car running he inside. He was I took my car with the good in it and hit the car and goods, I mean, and pay me to get my good to give the goods back, you know, good, the good. Yeah, some petty thinking that No, I'm absolutely because you can't call the cops and be like, hey, y'all she got my work, thinking that you can't tell on nobody. How do you see?

Ain't no h crack sales as my niggasiga work as my nigga. Lisa dig said, there is no like. We don't got audio again. All right, y'all talking you're into Karma, dealing with me is the moment I completely stopped sucking with you. A few niggas have ended up in poems, but Karma, you see, does the rest? Yeah, I agree, put on the rap. Let me tell you something about karmatalized. She was a very bad wrestler. I thought that was Karma, Like, no, it

was a chick name Karma too. But yeah there was Comma. That's a big black chick, right, Yeah, yeah, I thought it was Comma noa and that was Karma. Karma is the guy who eventually became the Godfather. He had all the hopes, no, but and I get it, and everybody's like, hey, you know, I don't need to stoop that low because Karma's gonna do his thing a Karma do right, I'm gonna come about stupid. When it comes to stupid, low, I got the Megan

knees, You're gonna motherfucker's walking around here every day. But when it comes to getting petty Megan knees, nigga, I'm getting dude. Roommm, I'm getting low low you hey who because she ate a potato skin. Don't touch my fucking shit. So now back to the story that you told earlier. That wasn't anger yipping you. You were mad, it wasn't anger Brow literally threatened Tone with physical violence because of chicken nuggets. But you torn in a

round for a year. That wasn't threatening her with physical violence. That us rubber wasn't gonna take a long you the fact that it would have even occurred because of fucking mc nuggets. And at the time they wasn't even advertising its one hundred percent breast meat. Yeah, I was out there living on the edge. We didn't even know it was real chicken. Yet you were in love with imitation chicken man. But as you see, Tone does not play

on my food, doesn't. That shit is deep? Were playing with food you got outside the road real meeting with my chicken nuggets any other time I'm talking about to make rib, rib meat and turtles. It's not even it is they got a plato thing at McDonald's and they just like putting hamburger meat and making the make rib That's pretty much what it is. Let me take you. I'm lying, but I feel like that's what they do. There are perfectly. There are two things that I got hooked on in prison.

Make ribs, crackings. Make ribs. I'll actually I'll go into that. So make ribs and blue cheese dressing. That combination come together because that's but because like remember I was federal, so so federal, it wasn't you know, we didn't get the little gruel and the oatmeal and shit. Like my very first day coming in we had and that ship was a mate because they got inmate cooks. And if I ever have to go back to jail and the bitch that's the inmate cook, don't got the jigglis shit like this,

get that bitch out of here. So you know, it was this big bitch named Della, and it was this it was this older lady and it I forgot her name, No nigga. It was a big light skin ship. She wore glasses. She had one of During this time frame, Della was out here, you know, walking with angels and ship. What was the name of her show. She had one of them two chair asses.

Yeah, she used to come on before row. It was a big name that but she she had one of those two chair asses, like literally, like you have to put both of them together for her to that thing down. She was the biggest What the fuck was she in jail for? Had to be beating up other bitches. No, I don't know carbody else, but look, yes she used to throw down, but you know, I mean, you're in prison, you can't really expect niggas to be honest.

She used to steal a bunch of spices and ingredients and shit from the kitchen and then come back and use that microwat and she used to hook like you would think that this motherfucker cook shit on the stove the ship that she used to decide to cook in the fucking micro wat like she was making spaghetti and shit and fucking she actually layered and made like a little I guess the jail cheffing should be a TV show because because because for one, that shit don't

even look safe, Like I've seen the nigga with like two wires like sparking this so they could like the little whatever, so they could fry the sausage. He got folks in the corner with the razor blake. I want y'n't even got properties. What are y'all doing? Bro? My if they cheesecake was made in a mop bucket, and you probably would think, like,

bro, that sounds absolutely fucking disgusting. But they got these bit like these huge plastic bags, they double bag of plastic bags, and they stuffered around it basically as a liner. I don't know how they fucking do it, but the mop bucket is what forms it and how they cool and whatever. I don't even eat cheesecake like that because that ship was fucking and it came out of a fucking my bucket. The ingenuity in jail is amazing from mom

deep as a cook book. I don't understand why like prison when you really think about it, like niggas and jail are smart. How the fun did you end up here? Not even how did you? Not even how did you end up here? But more so like, do you know what motherfucker's like if y'all just all formed, like, it's like prison mcgeiver. It's like prison mcgeiver or mc got no time other than I thought he was a criminal, was a criminal that they came for help. Tommy, you should

notice what about mcgiver. Yah on the Present Release program, he was like, we need you to go do this, but we can't let them know that mcgiver was the og damp, yes niga in the room like three things, and somehow he blowed off And now he's a young boy here he's an undercovered government agent, first black crime with ingenious feats of engineering. You can leave, yeah, you can leave mcgiver in the room with a phone stand, a little toilet paper tissue road and a syringe and a gapper and I

guaranteed you he's gonna make a bomb. He needs the gumb rapper though, And I'm like, bro, how did you explode this room with aver? Was damned near the original Tony Stark and shit like this. This nigga was in the room with dirt rocks and the nigga that didn't speak English. It came out with a robot suit. That's nuts. That's why when you say it out loud, that's really why there's rock. I am iron Man.

I didn't even look like they got flushing toilets where he was. And you come out with this food fucking flying robot suit and it barely got him, what like fifty you got him just far nup. I want to know why we letting Denzel be an avenger and ain't nobody says reimagining of the nineteen eighties. I got a crime fighter who use science and gadgetry and crime fighting missions.

Wait, they got another person. Yeah, the one guy that played uh an x men I think work he played to dude that was trying to do I just want to see I just want to see the old ones. I don't see no, oh the old ones. Come on. My mom was if you want to watch, oh shit, just gonna fucking bounce whatever the going of them is. They're like, that's all my mom. I need to see a legiti old school TV line though, because it's a lot of shit that we used to watch the our like was it back to back?

Like where did this ship go? Did y'all see that clip that I posted from Tim and Jerry? Wait, which one, the racist one, yes, oh yes, no, no, not that one. I'll think about the other one with the droopie. Yeah you posted that. I posted that somewhere too. This is the most hilarious shit a lot in the ship

that we're in. It sofer because you got okay, you got parents now complain like we need to watch we exposed like dog the ship that we used to watch Tim and Jerry and I just want to say, as a thirty five year old man, Fogg Foghorn Leghorn racist as fucked but he never hit it though, I like he leg on the trump pretty much. That's where I'm gonna go in. I say, I say bo, I say, I say that Bray who ship the biggest racist that you could find? And

and for me it was like dumb racist. For me, it was like they did they try to do it like this, cause it's like you got funckrn leg Horn is a chicken when it came out. It's a chicken talking like Colonel Sanders told yo, getting you didn't want what did you get the potato? Huh? A potato? You can showed me a fucking burger. Oh and a burger on the side too, So you got a burger and a potato from the same spot. You mean or you already had the burger

same spot where fuck you go seventy six? Stay, I feel like you said that twice he did. I wasn't listening. Okay, y'all know we always get the potato kill Yeah. I actually had had one in a bottle until recently. And when I tell you I scraped that skin to that motherfucker was just like, bitch, let it go at. And they need to start saying I'm gonna make a baked potato out of a sweet potato. I think I've never done it. Huh. That's literally a thing. I didn't

say. It wasn't something just next time we go to out back because they have them. Because Mamma never whenever, Mama never gets regular baked potato. She always get baked sweet potato or sweet potato fries. Sweet potato fries is terrible. It's the worst of invention ever. Unless unless they start making sweet potato fries look like steak fries, she's gonna always be trash. Yeah, she gets the waffle waffle fries. Fucking carbege that's fries. I don't like

shoes stream fries unless Dave McDonald's. That's a waste of fry. No shoes stream fries thin than McDonald's. Yeah, that's the one that literally looked like a little small shoe string. Fries look like onion strings. Yea. Them ships are terrible, just fucking yeah. There's just nothing at that point. It's a it's a potato chick. There's a tato chip at that point. Oh yeah, waffle fries tracks. I love all fries, shoes fries,

I love waffle fries. I love steak fries. Different and the cheap five ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty five, thirty, thirty five, forty forty five, fifty seven do he was wild, dude, But like they've ever done on you, Like you swatched Tima Jerry, Like you ever noticed that Tim and Jerry was hilarious for thirty minutes or forty whatever it was on to and there's no word, there's no dialogue between the mouse and the cat, but you understand everything that's going on here. It's always it's just actual

scene for thirty minutes. Hey, Tom and Jerry number one, droopy number two back, Oh that's yours. That's literally with this show going to be is that v Yes, you can. I told you welcome I mean, that's why welcome back. You don't need no chicken. You got two breast popping out right there. I gotta add this too. When you go anywhere with Serena, she gotta work for a shirt. No, you just gotta

be mindful that niggas just like they did not give a fuck. Like if I was her man, that would be I would be disrespected left and right. My mom has told me so many stories in the soufund because you like niggas used to do my dad like that. You just gotta know who you're dating. Bro. Yeah, that's why you can't do date the prettiest girl, because you gotta know what you gotta handle, he said. I thought the time in Jerry during the Alabama brawl and Dog with the chair right when

he when Bike on the Ass did have a premise. The premise was which one was the cat Tom Tom lived with the black because academics looks like Jerry, Yeah, shut up. She was like the fact that he's been holding on that sting for like five six years, that shit hit different because it's accurate. We held that rid for a good thirty minutes, She's like she knew what the fuck she was gonna say. The setup was cold. I remember watching that. So when it was so Joe was just like the premises.

Tom lives in this house with this this big black woman, mammy mammy house. Because problem, that's racist. Fuck where it came from. So extremely she had a mouse problem. Tom just happened to be an alley cat who rolled through and started chasing Jerry. So she lets Time stay in the house as long as she keeps the mouses out. So Tom and Jerry has actually come to an agreement that as long as you pop out every once in a while I chase you, I get to live here. You get to

stay in there. I mean that's a good business differ because they never caught that motherfucker and the door the dog. Just to make sure that you know, they stay in wine. That's why you ever noticed, as long as Tom don't fuck with his son, you ain't got no bees. They got this nice little cohesive unit. Now what happens sometimes Jerry little nephew come over and Roby tests in the waters, and that's what he used me win is you Wayne, my baby? I don't understand why the nephew, Why boys,

bro, you were snatching the ship out of time. Whiskers the good time, see me fucking up. Then they had time with Jerry Kids. Yeah time, Yeah, I used to watch the best episode I watched blustwn Kids Adorable as kids, though BLUs Down Kids was cracking. Time of Jerry Kids Tiny tones crack Hey. That that how I spent my summer vacation was

lit that had a whole movie and a pup named Scooby Doom. The babies my baby baby tries come true when a thing where stu worth Sometimes, like when I get high, I'll just go down like TV show rabbit holes are just like man black Barnie got some slaps. So I am. I am a very nostalgic person, and that's why I like when mind say, when I picked him up, I was listening to Month twelve, like I like to live. I like to live when I was in a happier time.

So I'm very like oftentimes I've actually read about that they was like a lot of people with anxiety and shit like they repeat shit instead of so like even something as simple is me yep, me going, I'm bored as fuck at home plenty movies that I haven't seen before that I want to watch, But I'm like, I just go back and start getting like it's something that I've already watched before. So until the all time, all the music in the word I can listen to, I go back and listen to the same shit,

Like I don't. I can't even explain it. Yeah, I just but I feel like we just like certain areas of things. I mean, I like all music, but for whatever reason, when it's time to make a decision for it, I'd just rather listen to something I'm used to.

It's it's it causes too much, like I gotta make a decision and wearing my listen, I was just gonna listen to Yeah, okay, I mean I can understand that because like when I opened up like the Peacock app and I'd be like, I'm gonna watch wrestling, and it is like my brain it just it explodes because it's like it's so many options and it's like there's something about every era of wrestling I love. It'd be so hard to make a choice, like do I want to watch the ship from like ninety five?

I want to watch some ship from my oh five Stimer during pandemic. Me and my ex with every you know, damn routine. You just sit down and pick a Netflix movie. So I read pick movie. It's all me said, you want me to do. It's a lot of responsible I would start to sweat, little bit of clicking. This looks good but you might not like it, but I don't know. It's a comedy. You want to you know, you want to see it. Most people will be

like that's simple, but like that's a lot of pressures. So now you was married, imagine being single and the bitch be like, yeah, put a movie on you Like, I want to put on something that's gonna get your attention, even though I'm not here for your attention. It's like, what I want to put on a comedy because then the clown as nigger and it's just it's just it's right, Like I want to put on something where like it's meant for us to watch and then we can kind of segue into

fucking. Like I don't want to put on something that I know is born that you're just going out to gab like you're just trying to fuck. Like it's a lot of pressure on picking a Netflix. I never got a chance with my ex girlfriend to watch like that because that Ship is probably the funniest movie in the world to me. And if she's sit down there and don't laugh, I'm gonna be mad as fuck. Like, dude, you laugh at the Ship. This shit is funny. Yeah, trying to put people

on your kind of sister humor is that's tough tune. It's also an age thing too, because if you're trying to have somebody young watch something like that, then I gonna get it. Black Datama, Yes, yes, Tommy, did you like? I love Black dam and the movie exploitations truly, but again, like I feel like I feel like my sister humor being, you know, I'm just like for some of my reason apart was like but Black that I still drug the community. That fucking just has me cracking up

for no reason whatsoever. No, the Captain King and rupap was that movie was really an elongated dick joke. Yeah, Like when you think about it's like, bro, we saved for like an hour and a half, two hours watched it. It was funny, but this was a very elongated dick joke. Doctor Ruth bite, Yeah, that's very impossible joke. It was

elongated joke long big one abuddon didn't work, dum. It was like a well, as, Dames, that's that's that's what you're supposed to say, you know, hey, yo, he did a bunch of pauses like eat, pause, but he did like five times right. No, she was listening to a man who wears a double breasted jacketing you were so upset about the shorts, but level alone, and he said double breasted with the shorts. That was literally the first everybody stood up, know that this is the

double breast. It's not double breasted. It was single, but still literally that everybody sat up and getting applause. I was like, why is the naked dressed like an umbrella academy laughing sometimes video girl when I'm laughing and ship at the same time, I think that literally came out with a right Rockefeller Chainler rock pads. Wow. I enjoyed, Dame as. I ain't making another hole. That's a serious question. We need answers to you know what

you go to that, Oh, that is definitely me. Everybody knows that about me and cacious, she said. And when I love a song, I listened to it over and over. That is definitely me. So I only changed it because Mom was getting in the car and I ain't feel like explaining to myself, but what was you listening to before I got in the car. I was I was still listening to one twelve. But how she said, like, listen to it over and over, But I'm listening to

over and over. It's not even a full song. The interlude is just so cold to me. That's so much love interlude on Room one twelve, and it's like it's less than two minutes, so it's like I have to hear it continues to because it's so short. I'm like, that's how most of the actual music is now. Ship's less than two minutes, and I

hate it so bad I had to stop bad. But yeah, I I really do, like I repeat a lot of shit out of comfort, especially if other people are waiting on me, Like if if I'm on the spot and it's like we in the restaurant ship and it's like everybody else in order, and I'm like, damn, like everybody like fucking man, just give me and i'ma get something that, like even if that's not really what I

wanted, because I wanted to try something new. That's gonna automatically push me into comfort because I'm like, bro, I don't need do you see why I have the palette of a five year old? You see why we don't rush you. No, I'm not saying being rushed, but just like looking at the menu, it's so much it's like I want to get the right thing, and it's like, well what if I bought some ship that I don't like? Because I was just on the way, I'm trying some shit.

You cannot go wrong with chicken and or French fries. You can, you really can't. But it's always a safe back market happen like could you could have got a chicken from upstairs and shoes shrink fries. So imagine going that, Imagine going through the Third Street market with all these different damn all right, you know I ain't probably want you probably wouldn't have bricks. I was like, I don't know. Yeah. I took him through everything.

I said, well this is everythings, Like where do you get? Yeah? At that point it's like, well, what you gonna eat? Right, because I'm gonna base my decision of you because but also I was thinking, like what I can get some porter? Can rice? You here and go over here and get me Inpanada and go over there and get me a piece PiZZ You know, did you get some of everything? No, we

went right to one place and I committed commit. I felt like I felt like with that you probably would have got one of everything, but you Yeah, but I mean I didn't want to be walking around because you know at the time of clothes and all that shit. All right, Yeah, we

did say that, but I like, we didn't go back. Some kids just said, man, and you order what you always get because everybody ready, right because and I mean I can't I can't be upset with him because it's like when we go into a restaurant almost always like if we're going to sit down, I know what I want. That's a pay pain for mine. I gonna make that. I don't be like, oh, when it's a group of people at a restaurant and everybody like she comes to the table

and she asks very nicely, are y'all ready? And everybody says yeah, And then the first motherfucker go, I'm be pissed because you said you was ready. You're not ready if you got to go on. No. What what kills me is when a waiter or waitress basically forces you to be polite. How we are all in this room ordering food right right, she's going around and you know, well before she even actually makes a round around, she came, hey, so has everybody come to it? You know,

she got a little pattie. Has everyone come to a decision? Blah blah blah blah blah. We're like, oh yeah, we good in tone like oh, I can give you guys a minute. No we were No, I'll just come back and they won't take your order. They they basically make you wait on this motherfucker. I hate that. I hate that. Like if Bro'm not ready to eat, I he gonna go last. Like it's like, look and if this nigga food come out when we done, ain't need better get it to go box. Look especially if he didn't dry.

This happened. So when me, Denise and Trey all went to hes tall as she's model tall, she's tall enough, and you're a man, we don't you know WHOA want to play back. I was trying to help you out. Nigga niggas. Let the left the graves. I would just get to talk a reguless no. But some was it was Downtown Dyning Week. Over some chicken nuggets. You're about to get a two piece now could challenge my man? Nigga done? If I have a game strip, I ain't

gonna kill myself. I'm gonna fuck you up. So my boss gay, you might like that. By the time. By the time you figure it out, you're already in the clink. And I'm like world's best preaker. I got a YouTube channel, yo, imagine getting beat up for some ship you didn't do. That was Theresa Randall if you watch it, Hey for a minute, I didn't like the one that played Martin Wife and the Bad Boys. I hated her for a long time. Do because the name Teresa

Randall girls sick bitch. Fuck you. No. You can't always look at the name for you go no. But I really really really hated that. So we went. It was Downtown Dyning Week. Downtown Dyning Week. If you're doing the Downtown, they usually only give you fucking two to three goddamn options to choose from them anyway, like because they don't give you the full menu under the deal. So I already knew what I wanted because for each

of the restaurants, I wanted to try. I you know I made no Okay, well, if I go here, this is an entree because they be out of certain shit, because the Lord knows. I hate going out. But oh, we're certainly out the prem rib. This is my primary, this is my backup. Let's go fucking We have this time that we are scheduled to meet. And now, first of all, it was it was supposed to be me, Denise and someone else. That person had, you know, they had a family issue going on, so then it was

just me and Denise. Denise reaches out and asked trader though nigga, she was over thirty minutes. We were, we had a reservation, we were on time. This nigga's bringing bread and butter, and he keeps coming by this head. Oh well, I see your your other party hasn't arrived here. I'll just can't broke. I'm ready to order. I have told you multiple times I am ready to She ain't hear. She ain't fucking here. I knew I was. I didn't eat all day because I knew I was

coming in this motherfucking seven o'clock. So Dray was late and I'm like, duh, I am not like this I was like, broll, she ain't get no bread. I won't say ship, but I'm sure she had a good reason for being late. Oh no, Actually, I was trying to find his head because it seemed like it's no no. But I tried. I tried to order on her. He just wouldn't let me because I didn't get no fuck. It wasn't no oh no. We can just say items

garlic mass, like prime real medium. Well did you catch that? She was like, well when I told her at the time, she said that was cool. But at that point, like she wasn't even getting off until that time and still had to drive, So I don't know if she assumed that we were just gonna you know, wait, I been waiting. I was ushering, nigga. It's seven o'clock on the top. I won my food hot like nigga. I was hunger, come back, man. But dog would not take our order until she got there, and I was that

was assholesh. So let he gonna take your order, so I will let you know, let me that table to open here, take your order and get the fuck out so I can open this up. He was trying not to deal with so many custom right, he was like, yo, if these two motherfuckers just stay right here eat this bread and butter unless I'm at

and I get off in about thirty minutes. If she said no for real, because I usually be on the brink of death when I get to the restaurants, said come on now, hey, if we had the Olive Gardener, I'm good bread and salad, come on, come on. But when I go to Olive, that's what I do. Not like Olive Garden's Chris what like the bread, Joseph Campion the Bread six identical was that I didn't hear what you said, Joseph CAMPIONA let me see that bad those they taste

just like them, and I actually I get the ones. I get the ones. Oh yeah, that's Joseph. Can we can we talk about that rocket rot Coco has got fire breast sticks too, Absolutely top five everything, Top five? You like we bread talking and I believe it. So they're based out of Oak Creek. Yeah, yeah, I'm looking at that. Oh yeah, I've had these. Let me say what because I even get the ones with the cheese in the middle. You throw it on scrap.

So I watched the review on the Whinny to pull a horror movie. That shit's ass the horror movie about a character right why in his T shirt and no drawers? Though? No, this is whinny to pull as he had on. Oh yeah we sun that worked? Yeah that though, because I make the chicken no key and the uh what's that? The is it? Zuper up? This kind of So I make those from scratch at home? I'm black? What is up? Scanner soup? It's a soup? Is that? That ship? Like the Italian sausage in it? That's what it's

called. I never knew what it was called. Mom's blood. That shit she went the little potatoes on ye shout, yep, yep. So I make that and I make sicken up sweet and I always I get them fucking breadsticks and that shit is so next time she make that soup, it's like putting the crock pot. Well, I used to make it on the stove, but now I make it much to make that the crackpot. I heard that when who is the girl? Where people saying that the girl? That's

what people are saying. Possible. This is just like the second time. It's a smooth between the LIGs. Oh I didn't take out of my dream girl dick. Okay, I mean I found out tweety sport is it? No, it's the one from Tiny Tone that's a girl? Yeah, because she was so at some point I had a dick in my dream. You probably don't want to, but it felt so. But I like so I ended up in a Jaggon contest. I don't know that's a button supposed to be was a Jaggon contest. Listen. Okay, so that's why I can't

make your what the fuck? Because I understand how did we get here? You can't make clickton I made risk from it before when I was talking about my TV's being long, I said, I like him to swing in his face like Christmas? You show? Did you win the contest? Okay, I don't even know what yo. Wait a minute, I'm trying to get back to well so lost, how do you win? The first person in that? Before? First person in that? Why did you ask that question?

Okay? I guess I think it was my time. But she's never had one before, so you know, I never had what she had this dream before. It doesn't seem like a new dream now. Look okay, so look, I've never had a dream that I had a dick before. But I felt like the dick in my hand was real familiar like you before

dick in my hand like like like mystical cool. Like It's like it's hard, it's hard to describe because it was like like I'm like, I'm holding dick and it felt like like it felt like it was like a familiar dick, like it felt like like the past. I felt like I really had this dick before, Like look, is that what you call a fandom dick? Like Ken lost his fingers sometimes he feeling point that was, So did you say that? Why did you attack him? I know he's not,

but has he told you what? I'm sorry? Kesha super when she comes here. The name of the episode super Dick. So you make it you're making some super episode is fantom Dick? Hey, Yes, as we see, I ain't even I don't even be knowing you in town until so I'm not going to talking about something for to go somewhere. Titles going forward are gonna be like Rocky and bow Winkle, where there's two of them, so

it's gonna be twenty piece to like or Phantom Dick. Choose Your ending was lit but no Stoly so here I am in a dream, but this is just big, this big familiar dick because my dick wasn't small like no, like like I had dick Dick, right, I don't know we should be. I want you to stop, but I'm not going content brot. That's why I'm not going. I stopped. Was it to carry this show? Today? Today's you go now today's tone? It's usually me no tone,

So I'm telling today, don't put up fifty. Look. So there was a person off to the side, and I don't even know if it was an a fishing referee shot. I don't know you had you had a referee You listen your dome to a foot locker guy. It's a lot. This jacket contest had rules like wait, we had a referee because he had to blow the so okay scoring system like yet it was though, yes okay okay, so there's free com okay, so like one it was like no,

so okay. So it was it was whoever came first, Like whoever came first obviously won, but you got like bonus points like if you shot it fart y'all come shots. Oh nigga can long junk, but I can't long come for a long time. What is the dick ops? What kind of conversation are we really having? Because look, the more important part is I'm the fu get disqualified. I don't even have to predicted a long time.

So I got disqualified because one of my exes who shall remain nameless, came over there and was just like jagging on my dick, like, no, you gotta turn it this way. Wait, talking about this is how this is. I got disqualified. I didn't ask for its fucking help. I was jack my own dick, just fine. So folks came and grabbed your ship. It was but we were no no, Tommy got Tommy leaving no.

But we was arguing. But we was only getting about it because I was yelling because I was I was like, my dick doesn't even carfe that way, moved like I was so mad, and then I I got the Spotify. So now only did he grabbed your he's been aggressive with it, trying to help I get where are you going? But I, oh, britt, I am telling him about the dream I had where I had like I had dick dick right like I was was out here like but that's not

where it is. So so all of a sudden, we like we're at this table and we arguing, but it's like, for some reason, person with no pants on and my dick is just like laying on the table. Did he did he point at y'all like dude from American Gladiators and there's the penis no sub brick. So long story short, I dreamed that I had

a story short. They're cute work was doing lighting down the freeway and the left turn she wasn't ready for, y'all gave her giggle juice look, So long story short, I had a dick right, and I ended up in the middle of a fucking like a jagging contest. I don't know so it was a referee, but they had on it didn't look like an official referee shirt. But they had a whistle. But I think it was like just

a random nigga fro footlocker. At this point, y'all was trying to be masters of this group of niggas standing the competing Yeah, like did they race to get a rect or? Like did you show up already bricked up? Like are they handing out blue shoes at the questions? Say who's the bluffer amongst the But I'm just saying at this point, were already here now here.

Okay, so you know how, make sure you wash your hands, you know, you know how when you you know how when you run track and like you know, they're getting positioned and they kind of like doing a little we're squatting, kind of like they're priming, and I guess is that a porn You got a porn turn? I suppose you can keep they were caulking. I don't know, they was warming up the meat. What's what's

going on? They was doing and lunches you do. I want you to completely understand that we have talked about anything that me me had initially said. I mean, there's a lot of things down there too, and we have we're so I think we only went to one. Most of them were shorter videos. But because because we're talking about talk about you talking about being in the jagged than its meat boss. Well, I mean, okay, since we can, we can we talk about like my foot doctor like situation,

so be before we talk we wore we talk about one situation. We gonna play play that Freedom and Thug video because that actually died right into this Freedom Thug video. Meat. Nope, not yet yeah, they sung that brick? How did we get here here? I have a question. Okay, I'm gonna keep it a hundred. I've never been able to kick it with nobody like you, So I need to know the proper you know, pronouns and stuff. You know what I'm saying, Well, i'm your bristo.

So yeah, I'm gender fluid. I don't have a pronoun. All of that's new age for me too, with with the pronoun stuff. So like with my homies in New Orleans, who I kick it with? Who I grow up with? The hood boys, I'm there bro. Okay. So my girls, I'm their sister. Got you know what I'm saying to my kids straight and gate, Yeah, I'm their mom. Yeah, my sister, my blood sister. I'm her brother. Okay, you know and when

she want to call me her sister, I'm her sister. Yeah. So right, it really don't matter to me because I know who I am really on the cool, it's just lack of knowledge. We don't know what it defend people or not, you know what, a lot of stuff when you get hood dude, Just you know what I'm saying, Our natural instincts they sometime be the wrong wording exactly, you know, and they can offend people.

But when you don't know, you don't know being a gangster rappit, you don't really be around a lot of gay people or anything like that. So being in this house is definitely a different experience. So this gives me a chance to step out my box and you know, meet new people. When you know how to respect people as a human being, you ain't got to worry about none of that fact, you know. And when you when you secure with yourself, you ain't got to worry about nothing either, you

know. I feel that it's definitely cool to meet different people from different walks of life and a conversation hearing their perspective on everything. It's dope. It's teaching me how to interact. Yeah, damn, I'm glad you've said that because you have an understanding, you know what I'm saying, of the situation, right, and how to just be able to adjust a different situation exactly exactly. So Freed is the artist. She she did, she got that. That's the big Freed. Yeah, okay, all right, just came

to me. She out of here. Yeah. Yeah, it's all been actually pretty hard, you know, faults might have been big Free and I don't really know. He might have been big Free and I don't really know what the dude, Yeah, oh didn't say foot doctor, what jacked your foot? No? I played that video because one I actually felt like that was really dope conversation. Yeah, it cleared up. It cleared up a lot for me, the gender foot and it makes sense like wherever I'm around,

that's what I am. That's actually makes it easier. Yep. And I got mad. This is my thing. I got mad that I got given a title by a group because they're offended by the title that I have for them. They changed my title as assist mail or I'm you know, all that kind of ship. Like he puts a name on me, Like I didn't ask for that. Why can't my name just be my name? Him? The whole thing is that they want to be identified with with what uh They want to be given the name whoever the people are, but then

they give you a name too. I didn't ask her name. I can't how come I can't be one? They want to be treated and I think that they like what the whole system is like that ship has been around forever. It's just been highlighted because of that video, but the trans woman and just hilarious. And now everybody is, oh, don't call me, don't call me sisterener this, and I'm like, Bro, your baby daddy called you a bitch every day. You caught worse, that's why. But it's

not a lie. I know I am who I am. But I like the way I like that that explanation and the conversation. It was very calm and very accepting. It was you know, I've been cussed out down there by somebody for me asking that question, like like looking at yourself, like understand, what do you identify as? That It's simple as me just saying what, dude, what name would you like to be called? Like that

My name was more courteous, but I'd like to be called worm. And then I think it's like people have to realize that when you were in front of somebody, just like if you identify as a chick, right when I first look over at you, immediately like my eyes are processing you as a man because that's what you're saying, because that's what I see. It doesn't even have to necessarily be like so if I was like, hey, bro, like it's not a thing of where I'm intentionally disrespecting you and mis gingering.

It's like, Nigga, that's what the funk I just see in front of me, Like that's the first thing that happened. I'm not gonna sit here and then be like, wait a minute, okay, sis, can you tell like, no, nigga. As soon as I turn my head, I'm gonna say it was coming to my mind and it's gonna process. But I see, so everything is not just because I've seen it where yeah, like I saw it was a video, it was like a game stop or something like that. Not now that, oh yeah, might have been

a motherfucker. I am a man. I'm like, bro, I supposed to notice, like like fucking sixth forning, it looked like I just came up with a weird gon and man like they don't know, shouldn't have got a original right? That was definitely a chiopy movie. See tim Yea for sequels. This is what it's doing to us. Do you want to man? Sequels are terrible, Remakes are terrible. But Our Father Too was better

than God Rocky. Yeah, Rockey got progressively betters. So this is a question I have for thank y'all for saying that this is the one time y'all have been off track that had actually been useful. I'm good all weeks doing

what No, probably not what do you feel like is the best? Like like as far as movie franchise, because like I realized, like I have to ask other people this question, because there are a lot that, like I haven't watched the movie, like I like franchise trilogy like anything like that. Like I've never watched any of the Guy by the movies time, none of the Star Wars. I've never been in a weekend. I've never been into Star Wars or like Lord of the Rings. But then I was like,

well, is Lord of the Rings basically just homeless Harry Potter? Yes, m yeah, It's crazy how you just gonna make analogies and it all work out. Yeah, because somebody made analogy that's Harry Potter is nothing but Star Wars and they literally took everything and compared to any match. I heard a white dude on TikTok called the Barbie movie black Panther for white bitches, and I can't. And then after he broke it down, it all makes sense. I was like, so Barbara Dreamliners Wakanda, like I got this

secret place ran by women. You can only get through it with a special motor transportation. Then never been exposed to the outside world. Do you surfer coming in with knowledge from the outside world. He trying to change shit, They're trying to overthrow shit. They say fuck it, he give up, and now she's like, damn, he was right. Maybe we do need to do things this way, like it really was. Like most peoples do suck the Remember that whole anxiety of THEO choose what I choose to watch under

pressure, I always go back to watching the guy. I don't know why I will watch that shit. It's and it's only one and two number three, I don't. I don't know about that. It's when you get a good trilogy and then they want to make more movies. That's what usually fucks up franchises. Yeah, because if Star Wars would have just stayed with the first three movies, they ever dropped perfect, but then they wouldn't made the

prequels that fuck shit up. Then they made these sequels that fuck shit up, and now they got all these random TV shows that ain't got shit to do with shit. I do feel like there's not a solid franchise where you can look back at like those set of movies and be like that's dope, and they didn't touch I take it back at that, No, Marvel, Marvel don't count because it's still going right now. I feel like that to me, that doesn't count because then it's a never aunt because it's a never

ending universe. Every movie connects the best franchise, right, I said, franchise, trilogy, et cetera. So this still fits. I mean, Marvel is a franchise, But I feel I was down because I mean, this is the fact that you watch it fast and period. There's a franchise and they still going I wanted to be Scott, But that's not the point of what I'm saying is it's just you know, until the third we'll see that's where like that movie me is like what my point was going, Like,

how you have like a set three good movies. Okay, these three was good. It's like we don't need no more here here the ones they take like five years off and they come back. It's like, God, we got another store places prime example. I was looking like the Terminator with one and we was good I've never seen the Terminator movies. I just know the part about the dude like three was good running behind him and the terminator like and then it came back and that's so. But I haven't seen the

Terminator movies. I have not seen like the die Hard movies. I know a motherfucker, but that's it movies. So I've never watched them. Christmas, I've never I've watched every Dame, like I said, the James Bond, like the Double O seven. I've never watched weak that we weak is it? That's my hands down. Don't ever make no more. They didn't have to make four. They didn't have to make four was perfect. Well, it's okay. It's not the fact that they could. They shouldn't have

made for I was here for four. It was just how they did it. I just feel like it could have been more to it, Like now with Holly in there and the dogs, like the nice little bit, like you know, that was cool, and then I'm like, oh so we got Holly Junior. All I know, leave people, cars and dogs alone. I like the Rocky franchise. I've never watched the Rocky fan chise.

It's a couple of them but that's what I'm That's what I was. I've been like all of these clips and stuff be popping up like in reels and shit, and I'm like, damn, I've never watched any of these movies. Like I know, obviously like the most popular parts from those films, but yeah, I've never watched any of those. I can't saund like that. And that's why I didn't watch Wanted two. I only like Rocky three or four. You gotta watch one and two. No, I get the

premise, I understand the story, but them two movies are born. I waited thirteen fourteen. I still and these are newer for us. But I haven't watched the Creed movies. And I like all three Creeds. I like the Incredible Incredibles one and two, Nigga, All Dogs Go to Heaven, Wanted too. I'm talking about Hey, let me let me tell you something, Okay, Incredibles two was one of the smoothest transition, Like you literally

felt like you just left off from watching seconds later. It's like, yes, I was so mad that's coming up with all these damn toy stories, Like give me a fucking incredible, hey toy stories. And then when they and then when they finally announced it, Yeah, and then when I finally when they finally announced it, it was like, please don't fuck this up because the first one was so good, so the fact that the second Incredibles was still good as fuck and it was literally like they had It's like niggas

to lunch and came back and start back drying a fucking frame again. Like they did an amazing job on that. And I feel like Incredibles two don't get enough. You know, planets never seen that love those Which ones? Are we talking about? The season? You know? I know I'm not going back to not going back. This was a good series for the time it was. But the last ones was season like. That was the one I had to look like Michael Jackson. It was rush hours? No not

they got stupid. How many rush hours? Was it three? They're working on four? What about Fridays? Oh yeah, I've never seen any of the equalizes. I've seen the first one was is it one or two? I think I started the first one, but I didn't finish it, but I do want to. I'm not here for this they will being a Marvel character. Man, I'm not here for the ship he's sitting there, he'd be reading Nick's poetry at the table. So you got about ten seconds,

yea. Yeah, it's three blades, right, yes, because the first one was great, great, No, but what I'm saying, I'm I'm going villain wi. So the first one was the one with uh Stephen Dorff, Stephendorff, know you talking about pasty white guy. The second one was with the buff Dracula, right, and then the third one was the one with Ryan Reynolds. Then yeah, no? Or was they in the same one? The same one the second because Triple Lights was in the mouth that

opened up? Okay, yea, the one the sister okay, uh? And that was one with Bryan Reynolds. Kids. I don't remember that. You don't remember. I remember him, but I don't remember him the kids. I was a problem problem child. I've watched Problem Travis. Yeah, that was they ended up. They came out with a Problem Child three. But that was a completely different people. Wasn't it the same thing with the

home alone. I think they shouldn't have gone for three. They're gonna because I feel like bad, but I'm too invested in not to watch three. Wasn't as bad that's talking about Scream. I still have to watch Scream six, Scream Sex. No, we were supposed to go. It's on paramount, I know, but I don't gonna paramount logging because the only thing, the only sequel I ever waited was incredible. I'm saying I don't have a

paramount logging. I know, that's what I just said, because don't I think I don't know what angle they're from telling another but it's another song movie coming out, Yeah, because they've been they've been making like random because the first seven was all tied together and then he just started and now these new movies they kind of dropping it in, like in places own and points of

the story. Yeah, basically how Marvel does. Like so they TV shows might be like, all right, but this happened in between Civil War and this the dude who is just he's dead in the current timeline, but they're going to go back to I think it's between like two when he found out that he was Yeah, and he was like, it's a bit. She was speaking like he was treating me all this time, say less, I'm with the s and this is the thing, right, I don't really saw

isn't a bad film, like they'd be creative with shit. It's just it's not scary. It's more gory and certain ship It's like I can't look at it. Yeah, I can't stomach. And it's and it's not like a squeamish thing. It's just like it makes me feel like like I can't watch scenes like when they be torturing me, like pulling their fingernails off, Like I can't watch stuff like that. It was dope. But when they made queenly Teeth the Equalize on the TV show doing her knees like mine, pissed

me off. I've never seen it. I feel like if they do, if they do Equalize before they got to bring Queeth. It's funny because they keep showing up Teeth franchise. Where would you right, Batman? Keep making move Batman just as a whole because I'm because it's like it's right, because it's like it's whipped. How's there's like three different core Batman because the dude dude, he feels like that's a whole other time. I mean it's another

bag dude from him as Batman. Now that's a whole the time. Oh never mind, never mind, never I was saying there's the right Michael Keaton all the way up to bat Nipples. Then there's a Dark Knights which is Christian, which I think it's fired. Dark Knights series didn't have the new one right, and then Ben Affleck, I think it's still Batman within the DCU or somebody. I don't know DC. The DC is dead. We watched the movie last night that killed it, The Blue Beetle, No Dog,

Blue Beetles Flop. I'm like, yeah, everybody knew it was gonna flop. People thought it was people with DC anymore. No matter what they do, people don't support it no more. I wasn't oh, thank you girl, just in boxes to me because I'm trying to batch Scream six and I can't because now I thought that that was gonna be a franchise that was gonna be dead. But I felt like we were too invested to not watch

the movie. Screens Yeah, because Scream four was as that was the moment she found out it was her brother, right, that was a cousin. Scream three is when the original trilogy, the third ones, when we found out it was our brother. Transformer series. I love them movies, man, all the Shila Buff Joints was was dope. Mark Wahlberg two movies was I was like, yeah, I didn't see the last one, but I didn't find the girl seeing Bumblebee. I just thought it was gonna be asked,

Oh man, damn that dude. Kind of part of the timeline because the new one that just came out technically is the second movie of the access Bumblebee is first, then come this one, then the Shila Buff series then allegs kind of filming out of order. It's cool when they came up with the dinosaurs on the cartoon that Stopwatch. I do feel like they're gonna do some nasty shit because I heard they from the start incorporating like g I Joey,

I'm like that this from the game just gonna get real disgusted. They about to spin it off, so they're about to rep the franchise. Man that we didn't get a third gi Journal one. Did you see the way the second one was? Oh so one of the first one too. I see she's talking about she's talking about the conjuring. Uh the girls was just I posted about that on Facebook because Jelly I didn't know that the conjuring was basically like its own little universe. I didn't know that it was so conjuring,

the none this a whole, sir. I didn't know that that was like everybody extracism of such and such, And I thought that it was just you know that that was just the land at these months, like oh the bit, you ain't gonna be the only motherfucker's making possessed movies. Hey, let's get some out of yours. I thought it was like that. I didn't know that, like it wasn't entire. That's what I was thinking of when I was talking about Paranormal Activities earlier. I meant to actually say that

series. Everybody's adapting the Marvel Clay Like if you noticed a lot of people are building connected universities. How there's the conjuring universe, and then they want to do that shit with like King Kong and guys. They want to, but they want to because he's done it with TV show, like with his They want to add more of though, like they want to bring in time. They were trying to make an old school connected universe with like Frankenstein Dracula,

But where was the stuff like that they went all together? They was on the fucking Cereal Box. But that's how that's what made them wanted. They did have the own serial that only comes out in October. But but Marvel, Marvel is cold because they did They did that ship years in advance with be with B list celebrity. But they haven't advantage. They got this, They got all the stories. They Robert Downy back like Marvel did this year with some with some some de list talent. You didn't even have all

your big guys because you didn't own shit. Nobody was as famous as they are now before they did their Marvel. But the connector was the fact that all the movies, no matter what they are, his name in the whole series globally because he bout Yeah. I was gonna say like women because that's why I said no matter until he did that. But I like how like Kevin Fagi does his movies. I felt like when they used to do superhero

movies, it wasn't about the superhero. It was more about who can we get as the big name to put this costume off, which is why I thought X Man was shitty because it was about the names, Like you went out and got Holly Berry to be stormed, like, who're not gonna go see Holly Berry in this movie, but then her role was like, right, that's what I'm saying, but like, no, what I was gonna say it was connectivity of how no matter if the movie is a sequel or

whatever to the next movie, the ending of that movie always starts. I've never watched the Matrix movies either, it always starts. The Matrix was good, even though I even though trying to transgender women, stole that from a black woman, Lizzy. I just took jelly Bean through all of the Jurassic Parks like the three, like the old school episode, but then it comes full circle because they end up in the last No, I actually I love

JF. No. I didn't realize that that motherfucker was that tall because I totally forgot that Vince Vaughn was in one of the Jurassic Park movies and him and Jeff Goldblums. I was like, if he's because I know Vince Vaughn as tall as fuck. So when I realized, I'm like, damn, these motherfuckers is neck and neck. He tall at fuck. I feel like they missed the boat with making that a sequel and a whole fucking universe him

and Owen Wilson. Crashing fucking weddings should have been a thing. And then when they went and got Will Ferrell, they should have started crashing fucking funeral. I would have been here for that ship as a whole little universe just party crashing shit. I've been so fucking wilds are sleeping and we ain't named. It is a Despicable Meat universe Dog because them fucking meanis making I love

the man as they had their own movies. As many years the sequel is basically the prequel to Despicable Meats. As many years as I've been a mother, I've not watched Despicable me You've got to watch hilarious. Yeah, I have about dog won't kids and then got kids his gift dog dancing period. Steve corral is a great guy. That's that is a Shrek says alien. Shrek is fire, absolutely Austin powers. We need fires. I need another

Austar power. Shrek is amazing just because there is so much hidden ship within it, like down like the store names and ship and you like I really do wipe your shoes and yours. I don't care. When they did the scene with the white Bronco and they pulled up with the rest pussy cat catting like it's not my bag. The stinker really added pepper shaker doing pepper spray like this little shit like that. We just we just watched that when they

was torturing ging. I tried to watch them. I tried to watch the third Cars. I tried to watch the Third Cars. I couldn't get through. I haven't watched cars. Look. A lot of the cartoons is a movie about a nigga who's a cocky ass asshole who needs to learn from his mistakes. He clearly ain't learn because they keeps Mega movie three movies later, he's still the same fucking ass. Let me tell you something light you cartoons, Hunger Games, Oh yeah, Hunger Ames, Upper Games. Hunger Games.

I loved because by the time I started watching them, like shit was kind of out of it. Gave me enough to like be like, damn, all right, I'm into this ship and then wait forward and so I think it was uh was it Mike and Jay Part one? I think then when I was like hitting the theaters and ship. Now I do want people to go to hell, Like you know, Harry, Harry Potter has done it, Marvel has done it, Hunger Games and shit like when they make you come back twice? Dog? Ain't that one did? Yeah? When

they break the last one? Other? I didn't. I didn't. I didn't watch. I didn't watch. I don't know. Oh so Jason Momo twice? Mm, well it comes to Peacock September thirteen, cocker, what about the Burns here? You ever watched those one? I haven't the identity. I'm seeing clips here and there the movies at a good actor. Yeah, but Matt Damon is a bad ass. I don't literally was an equalizer. I think the Ocean series I did like the I didn't think I was

gonna like that. So see look right to see that. That's why that that's that's my ex wife and it is The Chicks. Is the Chicks version of part of the same universe. Yeah, because it's the same, because it's because of Yeah, because she's supposed to be his sister. Yeah, like, yeah, she do her own thing. He's Danny's sister, right, Yeah, No, that shouldn't make any more coming to americ Hey,

she was cold with with when she took out that perfume. Take that ship to the counter and she was like, I don't have my receipt, and she was like, but I can't take it back whatever receipt. She was like, I come all the way down here, and so that's how she got away with all this free perfume. I'm I'm gonna try that, right, Yeah the transporter, Yeah, transporter was good. So I'm no, so don't so and and and it wasn't you know, it wasn't property. But I feel like, if you yes, my kids love them, but

I haven't. Yeah, but I feel like if I go on the store and do what she did, like I'm gonna take a whole bunch of you know, perfumes whatever, act like I'm returning ship when she tell me, you know, I needed my receipt, and then like can I have a bag? And then she give me a bag for it, and then I

walk out with it. She's handed me this shit over the counter. If I get busted, we are actually in the age where as long as I have a camera on, I can like it's a prank bro, it's a prank bro, and then just get up and make it seem like I wasn't really stilling. So if I get caught, I can just say it's a prank and that I have a YouTube channel, and that I have with YouTube channel, and then play them. But then if I don't get caught,

then I just got free ship. You ever watched any of the Beethoven's Love Those? I love those with Three Ninjas kicked back now. The only three Ninjas movie that was garbage. The kid was the High Knowing that Mega Mount because Hark Hocking. Fuck that movie. Yep, Hark Hocking, fuck that movie. Up him man, that shitty eyes haircut? Is it there more than one? No holds bart No, it was just one Beverly Hills cop. They shouldn't have that. They shouldn't no sequels, okay, and even

with us, I got a franchise for you. What's that? It's only two movies? Just three? What was the very is a Christmas old school teenage w Ninja Turtles? The first two were Unbreakable, okay, Turtle, Yeah, because I like that because it was it was unbreakable. I don't want because because those movies were connected, because it was unbreakable Glass and then the one dude would do man right, it's slick connected. Oh, mister Mark Chambers, I got some words for you shout out to him for throwing

out the event at the park formerly known as Columbus Indigenous People's Park. He had a back to school so anyway, they never never were Indians. First of all, let's talk about the name picked them. Do you want to be white folks pick? No, the white folks picked that. That was a decent name. They don't want to be Indian and I want to be Indigenous. They want to be left the alone, So get out hunky but w that's what they call. So he throws this amazing event. You got

bike giveaways, book bag giveaways, food, music, everything. I thought this was supposed to be an event for like back to school, like for the kids. When I tell you, whoever, I need to know who the DJ was, Mark, let me know who the DJ was because look, basically it was all our ship, all of it, and I mean like all of it. I was like, I got serious, everything was us, Okay, DJ snack Daddy. You know I just saw that name

just learning. Yeah, I know it's a real name because I just saw it in the scandal on Twitter not too long I mean Facebook, not too long ago. Now I'm gonna go, uh that Martin was it? Oh wow, No, no, no, it was Natty was ni No Ny was soup you like around Nigger? I was like, oh, you know he Caribbean island spice. I get to the Desperado series with Antonio van Derek. No, but with the original then you got Desperado and you got once

more time in Mexico. That closes it out because that was the one with Johnny Depp. You have the one with Johnny Depp and he had no eyes. No, but no movies together. Ye're a connected. See now you know how I felt about the fucking Canjuring Universe, But no Desperado. Oh can we get the six bookstacks? And why don't fix starts? Likes? Can I come get a book in black? Was good? Just the first one back. I didn't watch the ones with Thor and Valkyrie. Yeah,

I think that's okay. See when they go they'd be going too far. Okay, I knew they were more than two Universal Soldiers, but movies I didn't watch that. Still don't they coming back though? The Expendables is coming back in the World in fifty cents? Is under World is? Watch Underworld's My Ship too? I don't. I don't know how I felt about the last one day. How do you feel about those we watched all Look, I got hooked on Twilight on a fucking accident. So me and this thing

we was living on in the apartment on seventy seventh and Hampton. This is when the video store was. It was it playing a video there on Capital Yeah because they like because yeah, because there, because they are where Auto Zone is now. They used to be right there where. So I was in there and a little you know when you walked in, they used to have like that little basket where like the clearance movies on there, something going through and ship. Let's see Twilight and it was like two ninety nine.

It was the first Twilight was it was like two ninety nine. I'm like, I'm reading the back of them, all right, I get it, And I went home and I watched it. I just got ncups again. Hold up, man, do I recently found out that the racist mother god damn it, they were kidnapped. They were literally natives picking me people in their own place, and dog went and took them and used them as its. Basically you were slave trainers. And then he gave the company away to

somebody else when he knew that he was coming down on his ass. Yeah, but but Twilight was like that, Like I said, that's how I got hooked on it. It was a random being day at the video store and they reeled me in. Was that first movie, and then after that, like I was sitting a second and then that was when like motherfucker's got to going to the movies and shit to see it. And I'm talking about like Premier night movies, like we was on it. And that is another

reason why I hate part one and two movies. Remember breaking down. It was breaking down one and then breaking down too, so we had to wait to see better fucking transform into this fucking I know. That's what I'm saying Twilight, because they were the first movies I ever watched where they gave us a fucking deep fake. Because that fight scene on the goddamn eyes fucking wasting my time dashed up there with Howard Duck. Damn near almost walked out on

that ship like Howard, I ain't no bullshit. I forgot one movie. We wanted to go see it, but it was what that was the first one. No one, Howard the Duck was the end credit. Don't got every one right, Why are you mad at Howard? Did you ever see the original movie? Fuck that Beast out the ass movie? Knows? No, it's ours like because okay, I remember, No, I remember Howard the Duck being like I can. I can tell you of being on TV when it was on TV. I just I don't remember the movie. There

are a lot of movies like that. I made. I saw it back then. Literally the story of the movie for I ain't got no power. No, it's a fucking duck that's here. No, he would not screw fucking duck. You're getting drunk and fucking Holls. What fuck that movie us? No getting drunk? Yes, but I tell you you hold on keep that on on the screen because I got to show this to my mom when I get home. I told her that I was gonna text you about but

I wouldn't have knew who to call the day because they was here. So I'm definitely gonna text you. But yes, my piece was disturbed. Yeah. Wait, what Santa Claus series? I don't know. I think there's three of them, yes, three of the one with the blue face Nigga that was kind of that might be three. I pretty much. I think you're pushing. I think y'are forcing it. You're forcing it even like Santa Claus, y'all naming a bunch of BC rated movies and saying that it was

fired and when it was it was bad. First you didn't fuck with Tim Allen and Santa Claus first one. You don't. You don't share my childhood. Enjoy that, right, niggas? Oh, they're so they got ship to do away? Ain't no movie series need to go three? They don't need to go to a third. One's pushing for number two. Some ship need a third. No, they don't need one. They just completely give you a third one that you don't need a third movie for nigga, we

are there are five fours. We only need like two. Yeah, but we're finna getting five. Yeah. And I hope, I hope Hercules is bringing all the smokes. I didn't watch that last one neither because the way that last movie ended it, Hercules don't beat their ass. I will now that we found out that they wasn't gonna give us a part four. How do you feel about to divers series? It took me other used to watch like crazy, and it actually wasn't a series that we both used to watch.

It was it wasn't no. What I'm saying is I just finished, like because I would always continuously why watch Divergent? Never watched and whenever I would try to because Insurgent was next, right, yea, yeah, whenever I would start that, like, I couldn't finish it. So I had to finish that to go and you know, finally, but yeah, that that ship was. It was hard to get an actions franchise. Where do you wake Rambo? Rambo was kind of fire. That's why I'm talking to

you. So you experienced Rambo. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't see after I didn't see nothing after the second I saw somebody dude because I'm in the sports group, and he made these like mythical like what if posts, So he was like, what if we would have gotten Arnold to play Drago instead of Dolf Lunker? And I was like, dog, you know how much money that had have made in the eighties. If you would have got Rambo and the Terminator on the same screen in the boxing ring, that

ship would have been lick. Yeah, like the two biggest action stars of that decade one movie on the screen fighting Rocky shit stop right, there. That was probably the only one that Yeah, yeah, Rocky, yeah, after it's six five timmy gun in the middle of in the middle of the alley. Yeah, he was doing it for him at this point. That's that's the only That's the only one I actually would allowed to go past two because three was the ship and then like Rocky Rocky, six was when he

fought at he fought the actual boxer. Though, I think the fact that we've been saying that it was six ye. But that's the problem with franchise, because some franchise needs to just stop and they keep making a movie. Prime example, the Resident Evil series. That ship shouldn't just stopped that for the second one. The Resident even need to rebot. No Resident need to be left. They did try to do a reboot the Afterlife one because actually

followed the video games. That Steel fucked up because I'm like, Resident needs to follow the video game formula. Only I'm telling, what's all the fucking technology in the world you got right now? You really got to go back and dig up old movies and remake them, make some new ship. They don't have a new idea, So I think it is I think it's a

combination of niggas just are un original. They don't have new ideas. On top of like taking ship, there was their fhaves at that at some point and it was like, we got the budget to make this look like how I feel like it should have looked. Star Wars example, Dog kept going back and kept redoing and redoing and redoing the first three that it almost don't look the same. What's your favorite movie? Time, Police Academy Time that

was being funny and that was look that was funny. Serious though, I can't, I can't help but say, guyfather, I like Pope fiction. Pulpe fiction was great. We need a heat man and sharing movie. No priests man, what did you do like the recent alliteration of he man, he gay. That's why I watch. I'm talking about the Netflix makes sense. The nigga walks around with obedientsm harness on with his nipples out, hearing a big ass sort and some draws. He's a wrestler. Watched the Do

you watch the independent and independent films or like foreign films? Shit like that? Never two years, no, and not like that. I'm talking about the ones that had film the film festival films and ships that don't ever get. They don't get, they don't get real big. They be, they be creative, They be creative. A ship and it ain't it ain't nothing like the big screenship, but nothing but white too be. It's not all

of them. It's a black lifetime. I watched a couple of black I feel like it's a lot easier to recreate something that people already know, so you don't have to worry about it if people are gonna buy it. Basically, the movie industry is mimicking the music, but you no. But then you have a different pressure to worry about because you're like, all right, well, I don't have to worry about it. They go fuck with it

because you know time has shown they fuck with it. But now you were under the pressure to not make them not like, to not make them not fuck with it. You don't want to be that guy. We're just everybody like us. Just say like, man, I fucking loved Jazz the Park when I was a kid. Now and then Chris Pratt suck it up. Now you're like, every time I see you on my throw a fucking egg at you. Like prime example of a franchise that they just keep doing it

over for no reason. Spider Man. There are three trilogies of Spider Man. There's no reason for us to even get the second one, and then the third one. We only got it because Marvel said, oh, we're gonna do it our way. Now, that's like fast and furious that. I don't think Spider Man counts because it was three different people doing it, and Marvel was the first one wasn't bad enough, and he was like, we gotta reboot this because this shit not DC. But we were we were

at different points in life because I remember Marvel didn't own Spider Man. So now when you look at it, but I'm saying on now when you look at it, that we didn't built this whole connected universe and we're missing starting era. Get that the last one. The Tom Holland was like, that makes it. There was no there was no reason for us, like who the third one of Who's the Spider Man? McGuire was so bad we got to start all that third one was asked. So it goes back to Tommy

point. Sometimes you don't need the third movie because getting wet Grace, But that goes back to the it's not about the character, it's about the actor you put in there, because Toby was big off of the seventy Show at the time. That's a fact. So they's like, let's put this big person in this role. And we had to get the third one because we had to eventually give a Vidom. Hey, look, Tom Holland got Andrew

Garfield's job because I believe Andrew Garfield They're gonna give him. He reprised his Spider Man role when in the Venom verse, I would say that figure out where anyway. I would say that no movie, no movie series needs the third one except Rocky Rock except Rocky is like right, throw that man shit? You were mister t fat. I pity the pretty lady. Yeah, how he was dressed, Bro, you would never address my bitch like this

fan. You look at what he was wearing. Compete with real man like, Bro, you got a feather in your ear talking about company with a man. I don't care how you feel about but I don't think that's no way home was fucking amazing, And that was the third one. Logan was amazing. That's the third one in the series. X Man. Yeah, in the world ring best third films in his origin movie was so bad they scrapped a long line of projects that they had because everybody was going to get

an Origin story. Three. I never watched it Back to the Future. That's a lot of shit. I haven't I've never seen all of it, but I can tell you what I did. Used to watch all the time. But I don't remember the fucking movies. I hate to love fucking Weekend at Bernie's. But they had so many different like Chaffion Chase was gold back then. Yeah, but I don't think it was okay we're talking about.

Was the third apes the best one of the three? I think I think the fourth one they need to come out with fu Third Movies one where he had to scrap his board, stop hating on Third Movies movie Look House Party House Party three was fire. I guess that you'all gonna say, Yeah, it wasn't necessary. We had to close the chapter. No, No, it gave us show Boat. It's Friday after next and right after next. No Friday Next I would have been okay, and Friday was just Friday.

It's a lot of the movies, hey, a lot of them, like Abums, It's a lot of let me Classic, and Friday would have just been Friday. It's the same thing when it was Albums Part two. We don't even part two just because I'm we're not gonna do a bunch of the carters. Don't talk about yeah the best one. Yeah, but five that because Nigga's like, man, we don't need no more blueprints either. Blueprint Blueprint No. Two was best. No, it wasn't, absolutely not nothing

beats number one. This last night wasn't that called. And I'm not even a Jay fan like that, But you're not going to tell me that the Gift and the Curse, that shitty ass double this was better than the very first Blueprint. Yes, fuck you controlling? Now you just pin can we can tell you with the show? Yeah, you're just pinting now. Five Controller is the same thing. Yeah, Like, bro, you're just on

the other side of the conversation. To be on the other side, but I'm not talking to I would listen to and I would listen to one. No, we don't need no thirds. So I know how people tend to get you know about three three kids? Bro, it's like three of them. No, oh, I do have three year kids three kids. Maybe that's my problem. The third one was the evil one. Evil villain. Right the villain talk to Is it not first blue print? Was it?

I would choose the second over the who was on the second blue print? What was on second? Right? Computer? Excuse me missing the watcher popping tax? Yes, taxes, but I would choose the second one. Beside. Okay, I'm time you neglected. Kind of got you different. You drink coffee and jack off same time. Oh my, that's wild. Somebody referre shape for you too. You try to come back and you like that sl grabbing my dick, trying to tell me out of jack My shout,

No, nigga, it's not curbed. That would you tell him that? Just that just dreams? No, I think you should. I'm kind of scared too, because my dick was bigger than his. I was just about to say that, Yeah, I definitely definitely out. But no. So there is a video with shit several We only go play of the but there was a woman. It seemed like they were at a game of some sort

and being in the stands. One fan is overly aggressive and what like she's just chilling mind of her risins go ahead to him sucking around and find out, Oh my bad, I was looking at looking at it, very muck turning boys. Where are chicens? She can where chiens? Thank you people who do it was so many people. That was great. I like that. I watched her so many times because she fucking deserved it. Don't be

like my mother always. Don't be a nobody face. She didn't. God, yeah, don't be in That's why I got like, you know, like the little the little hockey, like the little gold box thing like that's I have an imaginary one of those around them. And once you know, total lion boss, don't cross the gun line. You're the gun talking about the gunna line. Yeah, so I don't play that. You know. She held it together way longer than I could and would have. So you

know she handled that with such ease. Yes, no emotions shown, and she was just she usually the one turned her. She turned away. She should have knew better. When she turned away, he looked like that. You went from like your socks this This dude did a video instead that the lady held her back, saved her life. Absolutely. Yeah, it never got off the phone phone. Yeah, because anybody that pushed you into like

pavement and you like bounce up like it, they're hurt. Yeah, somebody should grant because you obviously don't get about she getting what her dumb man stand upon at the moment she standing up on the bleacher. When she getting the car the next morning, she FeelA, you know, a fucking body cast. She had never fought before her life. So you standing up on the bleach in front of the big chick, right, Because if I was gonna stand on anything, I would feel like I would have the advantage of leverage

if I'm going to swing, because I'm standing over you. Stand there and talk to you because this is obviously not a conversation you want to have. And she was one hundred pounds right should the way that she it looks like she got yanked. It was kidding like my motherucker had that invisible stream. Remember Al Bundy used to put that string on his dollar on the stage strippers to take his dollar back. What how Bunny with the a man that my

friends, why an't stopped me? Her friends let her go out of the house with them? Damn topsticks on here we go back to, like, why they't let you come out? So I like this in a public setting because they don't love her, right, her friends don't love her. Her friends wanted her to get her assai or something. They encourage her to go over there and do that, knowing she could. Now this video has absolutely

nothing to do with nothing. I just found it fucking hilarious because you know, Wine doing an Indian voice is always like please, just hey, shut the fuck up while this is on. Can you do that? Thanks? Time you play the soccer video because the commentaries are really funny. Bay down, let us have a close up look at instant replay, not only just

self sacrifice on this play, but sacrificing future generations as well. Obviously going all out of his team saving the ball right here, but also losing two on the play putting his balls on the line. Let us have a moment of silence for this man's fallen brothers. As you see right here, he got to the ball and sold in the goalpost. Not only taking one for the team, he took two. Talk about going balls out for a play right in date the Saw movies and Shiit same ship, save one, but

he lost. He sacrifice future generations. Yeah, so dren to carry him off then? Look here is so hard his booty clipped around back. Chees said, man, pain, you're talking about his ass cheese clap, does the pain stop? It doesn't that just stick? It's like and it wasn't like it just clapped together like it was like because the pos like it clapped. I'm gonna try to I'm gonna try to actually give you and describe what

that probably felt like, because it stumb definitely hurt. Dude. Here again, the pain is from the stomach all the way up to my throat, like, oh my goodness, right around it your cools. Just imagine. So now, not only do you have to relive this horrible fucking moment, and probably when you see the video you can remember exactly how it felt, but there is evidence it's never going away a big as grass and and there's nothing. You just hope just pray that you don't have dicks for friends.

Oh my coach for that shit? Did y'all hear about the guy who had butt plug in? Wait on a m that's not uncommon? Oh I got stuck it psyponic. Well, since we on the topic of but can we play wash your meat? Make this my fucking quick right? Uh? I forgot to tell y'all, I never told you, but never not forgot, but I never told y'all about to tell that I want to go get to do some orphula saill and his meets my like, dud, I ain't even

tell about that. I'm so listen about you even do this punchion. For about nine months he was a hunting partner for my Mama's I've never seen nothing. You know what I'm saying, whoop this dude pass to us. You know what I'm saying, doing the nasty stage, all right, So you know what I'm saying. I'm just like, you're pretty deep, saying you you had you find a ship that's gonna be wrong with dude as fine as my motherfucker. So my thing was, you know, if we would be

fucking and we were not were not He was in protection. Can you let me know if you try, if you decide that you want to sway somewhere else. He was like, yeah for shore, because I'm like, you know what I'm saying, I don't respect for me you and a person. I don't want to get in wrong with anything like that. So just let you. You can't me post it if you do decide to you know what

I'm saying, to stop up somebody else. So he was like, all right, cool, So mind we had the fucking for nine my month's strength, right cool, Everything was cool. He decided could do that. You could just I just had to just fucking just leave right there. I couldn't do shit with him, nothing else, nothing else with him. He was only good for a fucking vibe inside of the house. I don't need you walk me to my car, called me see how I'm doing. I'm not

gonna call you see how your kids or your grandmother doing. I can listen. I don't give a fuck. We're not about to going up day or something like that. We're not doing that. We just strictly fucking right. So by we was doing that day out of the case maybe. And so this one particular night, I'm like, all right, this one particular week, I'm like, all right, cool, see you on Thursday eight. He was like all right, cool, but he knew what the fuck was

going on. So I'm sitting on the couch and I'm laying there. I'm feeling the love freaking to get la la. I said, all right, listening, pull it out, like you know what I'm here for, Like stop on that, okay, cool. We didn't talk cool La La La lia, so I wad to go pull it out and I wady to go wrap my around here. But I said, oh my god, stop playing, like what was up with that? Tell me why? It's my life? He just took this thing out of something like, But I said,

what you'll just took your drum out. I'm like, blah broh, Like, what's up with this ship? He says, A man, you as always playing. I'm not playing. I'm I'm not as serious. I'm not playing right now. I'm so fucking serious. But the fact that you would pull at me if I'm coming out here fresh and I know what I'm here for, it's you know What'm saying? Something me right that you get hump your right. I said the shar'm and give you all fresh meat. Why

would you come on? Why? Why would you give me that shit? And I ain't know if his balls and his thing was high fiving or what was going on, but baby, he just smelled up, was smelling like he just literally took his mother buck at meat. I was somebody fucking but the fucking nerve of you. And then I'm asking, like listen, Charlotte, helpep been y'all, I like fucking live with somebody else. He was like, I ain't gonna holds you shit. You know what I'm saying.

How y'all like been talking to somebody else? Did you Was you talking to her to day? Did y'all do it meat great the day or something like that? Okay, he was my boy, you'll mo fucking do your meat smell like your ass and your balls? Was high fiving, Nah spo' my with dad. Yeah, that was our last time that we other. Looked up. I ain't see that boy about bo I've been I've been a last check five about five set. I ain't seen him about five or six years.

Hit up, was the last time I'm putting on high fiving balls? Uh asked? Meet him in my mouth? No, no turkey when I nod. Now, I've talked a lot about like going to suck dick, and there is and the roma there. It's not a stink, but it smells like dick. It's very just and people always be like Mimi. But the because it smells like dick, like like dick, has it happen for the particular person that belongs to Everyone has a particular body older. It doesn't

necessarily mean like as a funky older. It's just like it's your natural formone your you know, your pheromones, that's what you're used to. So there you go. See any saying it's like sweaty or anything or just like it's just it's just wow when you say, Paul, because it does too. Trying to feed us some assholes. No, last week that nigga putting this booty on people's faith for they sleep the boy band Nigga to be in jail, fucking block niggas not being a booty bandit. Well, we are going

to go ahead and get the fuck out of here today. Turning Meat. Oh you didn't. You didn't watch Walking Dead, so you don't know shit about Bob. But it's hilarious. But there's actually an episode of There is an episode of Beebles in but Head back in the day quited Tainting Meat, and that episode was, Yeah, Babs was working at the fast food restaurant and he was using dispatchula that he was flipping the meat with to scratch his dick with it. You know what, that's the one with the blind here

right. Yeah, that's why what people called me. The game was called cornholing my mind, And I think of it like that corn holding sounds freaky as fuck. I always said, who's a freaky as cornholing? Wild? I feel like white people didn't a hold of it. It's really gonna don't google that. Yeah, so we are gonna go ahead and get out of here. I'm gonna thank everybody for tuning in for this week's live once again,

shout out to Mark Chambers because that was a really dope event. You know, he got people from the city all over to come out jam. That music was hidden and they gave away fifteen hundred backpacks and one go ahead and clap it that phone one more time once for five dot com is on this race. Please stay tuned for that in detail scor you know we got we gotta party in the staff. Can we get a little little bit so until next time we got a hole? We got a hole.