Episode 209: Shift Change D__K

How good mean, why did not give us an openly explanation of why sometimes you got chair ship ship chack just basically means that niggas was fucking on versus ship clocked out started sucking on second ship. Probably didn't even clog. I just told dog hit me at midnight and then the eleven o'clock dick came in and started jumping. It was like I hot that No, okay, so why No matter how you look at it, shift changed dick can mean multiple

things. Wild coyote and the sheep dogs done on morning, ralph Um, Shift changed dick can actually be multiple things. And I honestly feel like a lot of niggas have given out shift changed it um I have continue now in in their cases like especially because you know black man cheek, don't ut you really think about it all this shit we do, we probably do be taking shifts. Look just imagine, real job on second shift is to take this bitch out on the date. That's your job for the day. Second shift,

you think her on the date. You know y'all been night good? Then third shift been thirdshift punching. Third shift is the nigga who fucking spend the night That's why when you think about it, first shift is her work husband, who's gonna bring her breakfast? That's first shift. Second shift is the doofy nigga that ain't getting no pussy but paying for dates? Is he technically does he technically have a dick? Shift in if he's not even able to get her dick? No, I was, I was just using the

concept on dates. Eventually, world by her take taking taking her out on dick, I think that should be OK. So So with shift changed, dick on, y'all. And I feel like a lot of niggas have given out shift changed it because they have gone out and given dick to another bitch, right, And a lot of them they don't even wrench the motherfucker off first, like dip it in the sink or something like like coming in just kind of like swilling around something. See what you know, he said,

dick shift will require giving dick. Correct, See that's what I'm saying. But then they go home and now all of a sudden the end home pussy is getting the dick. But it but it did it happens un. I don't even know what that is. But you gonna catch you, I said at the least nigga, Like they don't even ranch it off first, they just they cheat and then they go home and then like like they suck their bitch like they just Yeah. Um, in my case, what I'm referring

to for ship change, Dick is because um, y'all weren't aware. I don't think because I think we were out of the um number one. Huh. We have suggestions. Oh my god, ranch off tick and testicles between ships. This is why we will always have the computer. Yeah. Um. So in my case, um, you guys weren't aware because we didn't have a show, um last week. So um, the night we did the Pope the week before last, it was like four am that Monday,

you know, the very next morning. That's just sound real std Yeah uh but about four am, you know, baby, that's not bad. He hopped on that bullshit. And you know he sent me this long, gass dear John letter basically about how you know, um, it's just so much stuff that happened in the past that you know, he can't get over. Having future is you know, basically you know, not really realistic because of all this shit that happened in the past that he can't get over it.

You know, it's just taking a toll on him. He needs he does he fucking does you knows that that man need a psychologist? Yes, um no psychologist. Dear Mimi. I hope you get to read this letter. I just hope it reaches you in time. You'll be doing just fun. Yeah, so, you know, trying to understand it. It's taking a toll, you know. I just I need a clean slate. I just want to, you know, focus on work and being a dad. So I like, you know, he went through everything, and I'm like,

okay, that was my literal response. I'm like, okay when I rolled over and went to sleep, because it's like, bro, dude's best for you if you if you know, because you're talking about like, you know, so at you know at this point, you know, I just I got a step. He got that response because being four something the morning, he could have easily been waiting until the next day. All right, okay,

yeah. So and the crazy part is before I wrote the okay, I was up just after that, I was like, damn, it's four in the morning, right, she'd know. And you do know that's that's that's his whole thing because we always up at the same time. UM, so you know, I don't want him to feel like I'm gonna beg this nigga to jeopardize his mental health. If you feel like us doing whatever we're doing is you know, dragging you down or whatever the fucking you feel like

it's messing up your focus. Bro, go live your life. Dude, you I'm not gonna be managing you know what I mean? Um Dina said, four M talks are the fastest way to get called every four and five. Let the word invented seeing, but see, and that's for normal people. We're vampires. We don't like his whole thing. He's worked third shift since I've known him. Um, the only time the niggas worked first shift is when he had to train on first shift and then as soon as he

was done, smacked his ass right back on third. Um so well technically, but yeah, so ya, but no, yeah, I wasn't gonna argue with him. I wasn't gonna ask him why he felt that way. I wasn't going invalidate his feelings or none of that. Ship. I let him. You know, he expressed itself. I agreed, and I said, Okay, I don't feel like there was a problem with that, okay, for for those who were saying I was out of pocket, for just was finding Okay, what else was there for me to say? What else

was there for me to say? How long each other? Like ten years? Over that way over that? Okay, motherfucker were ten years. You better find a conversation the fuck what you say, but it better be more than okay. Now, I'm just better hit me with the dot dot dot so that bubble bob up and I think you're thinking about something. Oh no, it was swift night like that instantly, and then it was like as

soon as I typed the older you know, the suggestion came up. So I really just got to push that middle I just is zero down on that. Yeah, uh but I don't uh okay listening about okay my ass sure by nigga. Yeah but um so, So that was on four am, July tenth, so that'll be that's almost two weeks that it would have been a four two weeks, you know, in the morning, four am tomorrow

morning. Um But then yesterday I get a message doctor Blue and he's like, you know, I miss you, dude, like you know, shaking my head and I'm like, I know, but I but I respond I wasn't mean me. I was like, I was like, I miss you too, I said, but I just gave you what you waxed for. I gave what you wanted. I did. Conversation, you don't tell me that you were stepping away from You need to step away from me. We

need to you ended that with we need to let each other go. And I responded and said, Okay, that's but that's what he said right here, is that the bitches tripping. Probably that's facts right there. Probably who knows. I don't, nor do I care. Clearly like you're gonna be here, You're gonna be here, You're not. What it is is this thing it works third shift and he does what he always does, just like when he went digging on my only fans at around the same time. He

gets in these modes where he starts to overthink ship. And then when he goes into overthink mode and start dredging up all of this old ship being all of a sudden, I gotta deal with the consequences until his little moved swing blow over. Right, that's not what happens to get into his move that anybody really wanted to come on that he saw he wanted you to talk to him. He was getting some feelings, and he's like, man, I really liked me. I said the only things popped up me started digging through

that. He's like, I think I'm going to step back. This is hurt. But he said it hurt like he actually he legit. And and I'm not clowning him when I say no, I'm not. I'm just I'm not. You know, I'm not making fun of him for this, but this is a real thing, like like he legit cried over that ship, Like he cried when he saw that ship. And I'm like, we're looking for it. That's why I'm like, Bro, you weren't looking for it. That's why I can't feel about it for you grind like you weren't looking

for that shit. Bro, you know what? You know what if I tell you all that and you just reply okay, that means you don't give a fuck about me, because why you ain't got more to sit? I don't got more people? What do you mean? You people? You people, niggers, You niggers as were watching this show. You people know that me me in this God young gentleman has been on this up and down roller

coaster more times than I remember. Y'all just started watching individuals me and one was there for the audio only, and they were going through that back then too. So the okay is more so like, okay, nigga, we've been here before. Fine, do what you want to right Like see y'all, y'all feel like you're gonna be done or you're gonna be back in three months like they all. So y'all, y'all are taking my okay as being dismissive, like I don't care. No, my okay was, bro,

here we go again. I'm not gonna do this with you right now. It's not because I don't care, it's just because I like, if you're gonna be done, be done. You don't have to fucking rite a full fucking dissertation on why you're done. But I know you're not done when it came out of left field for no reason. But y'are not deeper or anything right now. We wasn't right. We literally had just fucked that day. Like yeah, So so here's that's clothed your boxes now trash you wanted out.

So here's how it went here. So here's how it went so we it was like seven o'clock that morning year and then possible we didn't even get no introduction in this bitch. We just started talking about this n that's because Tom brought up, well, you can't just throw that title on us, and that's how we got here, right because he normally gets a title when the show was done or we find the end the show. This is the title of the show, and I need to know how we got here.

I don't even know. Okay, vacation for two weeks, Yeah, okay, let's I'm about fight for me, motherfucker. I fought when I stayed when I should have left you. This is my situation though, right, so, like I've done my I'm done fighting. The young man with the water park has no feelings. Wow, ask she said, complicated? This fun. If you tell me you need to step away, that's exactly what I'm letting you do. Not in a habit of trying to invalidate how people

feel. Somewhere on al Gore's Internet, I think they call that gaslighting or something. Yeah, yeah, and this is my thing, Like I'm not going to argue with you about how you feel, because I know our history. Okay, now these niggas also know our history. They also tried to paint me is the villain a couple of weeks back, and I ain't letting no, no, But did we come to find out that he's the real villa? It's been a real when you come to find out there never been

a question, a question. Then when you think about it, and we already think that guy is just yo, So I already know I'm gonna pose something, you know how like real niggas when they want to whoop your ass, they just come and whoop your ass and whole ass niggas like I'm gonna whoop your ass. I'm I'm gonna beat your ass being announcing that ship, but don't really beat your ass. It's very same shit. If you ain't

fucking with me, just stop fucking with me. You ain't gonna make an announcement like people get on there, I'm getting off the internet and no we no, I'll be I'll be uh like taking a break. It's like disappear. Say no. He would have really been pissed if you said if you finished, or if you so um BONDI said he wanted to have a conversation but didn't know how to say that. Um okayless said, but all jokes aside, it's really mostly him and a little bit of you. No,

okay, so I acknowledge my part. Okay, I'm not inconsistent, because that ain't what you're gonna do. I am very consistent. What you ain't gonna do is do me exactly no. But seriously, I um me responding, Okay, was just like, I am not about to do these mental gymnastics that wine be doing with people told you that told you that inconfidence with the rhythm you gotta you got living they could be doing. When she's that, I was like her after the dirty matches, like I'll just be out

here trying to our smart bitches and trick them. I do not I'm trying to fuck them. Not. It's not that I don't care. Anyone that has been listening to the show or that just knows, you know, my history of him together like that is that is top dog, Like that's the final boss, Like if I end up with it, like that's the reason

why I don't want to keep that ass. That ass here's the reason why I don't want There's actually a video, Um, y'all know the dude that um not Jay Swift on Tip Top were he makes his little video and Dan at the end he was like bitch and all of them so um he has a video and it was like that last fish made me not want to go fish anymore. That can go two ways. It can be like they fucked me up so bad, like I don't even want to, you know,

look for nobody else. Or it could be like damn man, like I caught the top, Like I don't it makes me not even want to look for nothing else. He set a very high bar. I know we are extremely dis fucking functional and we are psychotic in so many ways, but he has set no, I don't. I don't want to date other people if I wanted to, I could. I just I'm not interested in anybody else to day Um, and he is the reason why they don't want to let you fingerpop day assholes. No, it's a lot of things. It's a

it's a lot of media is undateable. No, but but it's true. Like you have niggas, you will have niggas that always act like they don't have time. We have talked about this on the show several times, how people make time for whom and what they want to. Okay, people will always make it seem like they were too busy to send the text. They were two this, they were two that. Like, this man works six days a week, twelve to fourteen hours a day, and in doing so,

whenever he is off, what does he do? What you're doing, Dinkins, that's gonna do Sunday fun day, or let's do this, or let's do that, or come by and i'll you know, I'm making tacos. I'm making nachos, like he's doing something some old couple about your last name. We and we've been doing that for so many years. Yeah, we've been doing that for so many Like we do not call it, like

if it's not a baby bait whatever, it's Dinkins. And you know, Bat, that's not Bay last night, it's a mouthful mouthful, Yo. He is not my boyfriend, nigga. We're not in a relationship. Oh that you know. That was actually something that he wrote in the Dear John letter, and he was like, I feel like I have an obligation to you, you know, when I really don't invice versa because we don't have obligations to each other. Because we're not in a relationship, but that feeling

is there because that's your boyfriend. That's not my boyfriend. That's your boyfriend. It's not my boyfriend, he's my friend. That's a man that I be coumping all some time. He's my homie, lover friend, he's my homie, he's my lover and he's my friend, but he's not my boyfriend. Thank you, bro? You feeling to be forty? Right? If you don't find yourself some fucking business and and YouTube niggas pissed me off? The most right grown is the brid talking about that's my friend, not my

boyfriend. First of all, don't make it seem like me being forty has any bearing on that, because how many motherfuckers be granting them age? And wouldn't they call him a special friend? So clearly right because it's one right. Next, do you still talk about that's my friend seeing a special friend? So? Boy, do we love each other more than me I've ever loved anyone else? Share that we've never feel share anyone? Yes? But is there a lot of trauma in between there that needs to be healed?

Yes, that's basically what he's missed saying like because we've had a stuff that right kind of ship of the present numbers will go up. Came the calling my monologue and ship because you got the sign the background, it's this Cuture's side is a bad don't you remember an incredible hut? And David Banner will walk off? I say, David Banner is the incredible hulk. Yeah, Bruce Banner was some rude Banner. David Banner depends on which one. What

the fuck that his name from? Yeah, Michael Banners sometimes thought that Damna's name. It's Bruce. No, not Bruce. I'm time about David BANNERD And that's what I'm thinking about him. I thought that was his fucking name. I never knew. I didn't be digging into celebrities like that, Like I don't even know what Like y'all know how long it took me to know

what fucking Jamie Fox's real name was. Which shout out to him because he is finally emerged on social media and people about people are being weird about it. It is funny because they called they called me tyrone dropped David. You know what's funny. One of my dad's best friends, like going way back in the day, like we call him Crump, and I never knew that Crump was his last name. I thought that that was just the nigga, you know. I thought that I thought that that was just his U like

a nickname the game. I was like, maybe the nick let's be crumbling paper and throwing dominicious. Kayla said that was babies last two weeks, the lonely man. No, but I'm I just I don't want. I can't force anybody's healing. I can't force him to get over shit. I've done my work on my behalf to get over a lot of the ship that you

know, going from back right, I've done that work. But I also feel like a part of him wants to stay in that hurt place because it's a safe place and feeling like his mama, and he's not ready to correct that. Well, he don't even talk to them though, And that and that's another point that like that I made, you know, way back when when we got into it, when he started that random ass argument back in like January. I'm like, all of the people that you have put me

to the side for, who's still here all right? Like NIGGI, your family not even here? No, more I'm here, So yeah, I don't, um, I don't. I don't get it, but you know I do. I feel like a part of him wants to stay in an unhealed space because he can clinging to that and kind of run into that hole and use it for excuses sometimes, and I'm just I'm not in that place, Like, I don't want to live in that area. I want to be able to move forward and be healthy with ship. But I can't force

him to be on that. But you know, we also is just Nigga's a stuck Okay. Well, the thing is, like what you're saying though, is like he feels safe in that spot. And oftentimes when people don't want to heal, they just stay stuck in at because they don't they can't imagine life as a healed person. Yep. That And I I feel like because of everything that happened between me and him throughout the years, he has his thing like if he heals, that's gonna cause him to put his guard

down. And if you put his guard down, the whole cycle is gonna start over again. Like nig I'm fucking forty years old. Now, that was shit that happened when we were at twenty four, twenty three, twenty four, like I'm not in that area no more. I want you to come out of that. And he'll say it like, you know what, as much as I be feeling like, you know you're gonna do this, so you go do that like you have done nothing, you know, to hurt me, And all this time, I just I keep thinking that you

are you enjoy this fairest whil don't you. It's not the fairest wheel that I enjoy. I just I enjoy him, and the fairest wheel is kind of part of it. So I'm just on the ride, right, that makes sense? Yeah? You just you just gonna keep spending alone alone until I finally get angry into open that side you know, the little side dooring the Ferris Wood, and just push him out, and just push him the

fuck out. No, no, you you gotta peak height. You got peak height, you riding his ride, peak height, You get to do this goofy shit and then you gotta here we go again, and then he go disappear. He go digging this a little rabbit hole for however long you want to stay there? He did. I am I'm very self aware, okay, I am very self aware. I know my flaws. I know where I fuck up. I am self aware enough to know that even with me deciding to get off this ride, I don't really have the wheel power

to stay off of it. So I gotta kick him off and kill him to make the ride just not even matter no more. It's just me on the ride by myself and he can't get back on, so not physically kill him. We're not on a real Ferris wheel, nigga. You just have to have a mental funeral, that's all. But you ain't never gonna you

ain't never gonna have one funerals every day because coming back. Huh, this is not over right, it's not it's right, like you, he gonna do what do and then you're gonna come back, and then you're gonna be good for six months. My life is just full of toxic relationships. You look at me and my mom. I can't get rid of her either. She really did just be together. Let me let me let me tell y'all about my mama. Oh y'are tell us about what what? How? She

ruined your day because we took off last week? Okay, so um we are now, um of ATNT. No, you know this is more of um, can you play Friday the thirteenth music in the back? Halloween needs to get back? Yeah, man, Halloween don turn turn do Yeah, new nickname red fla me me uh new ride operator. Look okay, I can't why the scroll bar right now? Okay? Yeah there we go now this because this this is sentially how I've been feeling now. Man. So

I just recently migrated my family over. In doing so, Um, we actually got a really really good deal because my ex works at a TNC. He's a manager there, and he was like, because I'm who it is that customer. Um, we just got a deal where they're like, okay, when I was in the internet customer, you get twenty five percent off of your monkey um playing rates plus a ARP airpo. Because my mom has hers and I'm just a secondary re member on her. Yeah yeah, yeah,

you could just sign up on your own. But she already had hers and I've been using her Crown mine. So this whole time, I've been you know, using her card, and she I could have just been a secondary remember no, yeah, you get like discounts. Yeah, so my mom I would know that Mama will have up like rental card discounts, it's somebody. It's mainly travel ship. But yeah, so my mom um is you know what, fifty seven, she'd be fifty eight this year or something

like that. And she doesn't know fucking technology, okay, like most adults, So no the fuck I won't because I don't have the patience for her. So Jelly Being had the most raggedy phone okay, like not the condition of it, but it was just a bottom of the barrel android. And I did that why because it's Jelly Being, Like, she didn't need an expensive ass phone. She just needed something for us to be able to get in contact with her, like if we left and she was at the house

fires, you know, shit like that. Um. But now you know, Jelly is older, she's starting to high school this year, responsible, a little more responsible. Yeah. So if you don't remember, or you know, you weren't listening back then when we went to California, Jelly Being left her fucking cell phone in the airport in Vegas. It costs me more to get that raggedy motherfuckers ship to the house than what her uncle had actually paid for it. But I did so because the only reason why I paid

to get this phone back. Was because she left it and she had taken so many pictures and videos and stuff her and her cousins and her trip and everything, and I didn't want her to lose her stuff. That is the only reason why. But but she, um, you know, she's champed it out with this raggedy ass phone. Heyl little baby um. Throughout these years, she's made little jokes now and they're like, hey mon, like you know, she like that. She don't like actually complain about it now.

My mom suckered me into paying for her to get an upgrade last year. Um, and even still I didn't upgrade her upgrader now me, I only upgrade it when we swit because we left Verizon and went to Spectrum last April, and now we just left Spectrum. It went to a T and t um this month. So when we left Verizon going to Spectrum, I still have my um my Note ten. Plus I loved my fucking phone.

I didn't I there was no reason for me to upgrade. I used to be in a point where I used to upgrade every fucking new phone, but I got out of that. I'm like, dude, I don't I don't need to was do them, and I needed to do and it works perfectly, fucking fine. So my plan was for us to take our phones from Verizon and just taken with us to Spectrum because Spectrum uses Verizons towers anyway.

Yeah, that's why we left, because Spectrum uses Verizons towers. But the fucking plan is only twenty nine on a month, so it's cheaper if you if you don't get cable, it's only an extra ten dollars a month for the plan. Yeah, so you're getting the same fucking towers for cheaper. Yeah. Yeah, Well I knew. I knew about the Internet already,

you know. Um, I just I didn't want to switch because I had all of my phone plans on Spectrum and I'm like, if I changed my Internet, that was gonna increase it per line and I didn't feel like doing that. So it's like, now I'm paying for this amount for fiber plus an increase on my phone, but that was gonna make me pay like an

additional one hundred plus whatever a month, and I'm almost done. But anyway, so when we were going over and migrating the Spectrum, they're like, okay, so only one of these phones is gonna be allowed to um come over. So the phone that my mom had, she couldn't bring hers over. She had like a you know, a lowan Samsung phone. Um re, she had her Note eight because again, I didn't feel a reason to

keep upgrading us when both of us were happy with our phones. So what happened was, I'm like, okay, if they're gonna make me get a new phone, and it was the S twenty two at the time, I took reads Note eight as my trade in, I got the S twenty two, and I gave her my Note ten plus because if I'm paying a fucking bill, why wouldn't I be the one with the upgrade, right? And she was fine with that because she was fine with the eighth. So she was like, shit, I'm good. So then my mom and I told

her, I'm like, so your phone eggs. I'm like, so if you want, you know, a different phone, you want whatever, I'm paying for the service for everybody, you just have to pay for the phone that you want. Okay, that's fine, but you know they do auto paying. Shit, I guess who wasn't getting a fucking money every month for her phone? And I've been paying for her phone for the past year.

So with us switching over, I got her whatever little you know whatever, a little free phone that they had that you didn't need a trade in for because the phone, no, it's not uh yeah, so so oh I can tell you it ain't like y'all go no anyway. But so Jelly jelly Bean's phone was a Samsung A zero one. Yes I know that because I got it. Yeah, so that was the little, the cheaper phone that you know. Now, my mom's phone was the Samsung A ten e.

Right, she couldn't bring that over to the viler. So we ended up getting her the Samsung A fifty three, which wasn't It was an upgrade to what she had, it just wasn't what we were gonna have because you don't need no high powered, super duke hicky ass phone. You don't do shit with it when your peers have the high polluting phones and you got some a which is gonna bring me to my next point. So we upgrade her. She gets to A fifty three. I end up paying for this phone.

Now, even though this is a low wand Samsung phone, this motherfucker's still four hundred dollars. Yeah, so still four hundred dollars. So now that we are switching over and we've been here, you know, half of your like half of our phones are paid off. So now that we switch it, it was a bit of a downgrade because they didn't have the A fifty three. They had an A excuse me fifty four, And because she had

already hustled me, let's paying for a last phone. No, I didn't want to pay extra five dollars a month for you to get a new phone. No, because I've already been paying on your phone for the past year and there's still a balance on it. So when my final bill from Spectrum comes, I still have to pay off the phones that we had. Yeah. So um, she gets and that, and she's like, what do I What phone am I getting? And I was like a phone Like So

then she ended up going I guess. So she goes on YouTube and I'm like, well, I didn't want that phone because I went on YouTube and it said that the camera's worse than this. I was like, bro, First of all, who gave these people the Internet? I don't know? One? Oh, no, one. How often does your anti lead the

house? Only when you got shit to do? Apparently, she don't leave a house when she gonna shopping, which is very rare because she waits until I leave the house and be like, oh, I gotta order at Codes, I gotta order at Walmart, I gotta order at Target. Can you stop him? She wants me to, Hey, bring this home, bring some sour cream. You knew that shit all fucking day that you need to fucking sour cream, cheese, whatever the fuck else. You wait until,

Lily, because you want me to run all your fucking errands. Well, because usually when she get ready to go, you guys a wordy to go, because she waits until she know that I got shit to do. I don't leave the house like all the fucking time to where I'm always gone. Now, if this was back in the day when I was doing like Amazon and all that shit, that would be completely different. I haven't been doing Amazon because Amazon pay has been asked, and I work and I work from

home, and I work from home. So she calls herself playing chicken with me about this phone, thinking that she is going to bully me into upgrading her phone. So my ex comes by, gets all the ship, looks everything up, you know, gets because he has to physically like scan because they want to make sure you're in't scamming and ship. So he has to physically like scan my ID and you know, get all of my information and ship to actually you know, transfer the lines and everything. So he does

this and we get my phone ship to his office. Two days the phones come. He brings them over first thing in the morning. He cuts off the old phones. Like, bro, I ain't even get to set this ship up yet, so he cuts off all of the old phones. I'm used to doing shit on my old time where I get my old phones, I mean my new phones. I do whatever I need to do, and then when I'm ready to activate my new phones, I'll do it, especially because I usually try to like blend my billance cycles. So he shuts the

phones off right away, which transfers the phone lines. So now I do not give my kids trash cell phones. Jelly Being got one because jelly Bean was actually she wasn't even allowed to have a cell phone at first, so that was her starter phone whatever whatever um. Because Re actually we always got the exact same phone that I. Re will get upgraded when I did. But Re was the older, more responsible child, and Re was using way before I bought her her iPad re was using her notes to draw. Yeah,

so she was using her notes to to draw. Um so yeah, yeah. So Ree was always the more responsible child and we always mirrord me. It was Mama and jelly Bean that always had the bullishit. It was like men in black, Me and Red new Hotness, old and busted. Yeah. Um hey, Jux. So the phones get cut off and I end up. You know, I'm working, so I can't set up our phones until later. I have to transfer everything over and whatever, and she

will don't even open that phone because I don't want it. Blah blah blah blah blah. Cool, So I transfer all me and a girls ship. Our three phones are working. You can't use your phone because he didn't completely transferred everything now, so now your line is just dead and just hanging in the air because this phone hasn't been activated. But spectrum is cut off, so now she don't have a phone at all. Dude, this has been for over almost a week now. Um, I have to s twenty three

now, yeah, because that's what I just got so right. They don't make it no more, but you have you have to have the ultra in order for it to be the note though, Um, that's yeah. So I ended up saying, Okay, my S twenty two Ultra that's being traded

in, so I'm getting this one. Don't have to pay for it with re trading in the note ten plus because AT and T is basically like, look, you got you know, Galaxy phone whatever, we don't care to condition we okay the gear or whatever trading in, you get this S twenty three free. So now the girls they just have REGULARS twenty three's. I have the S twenty three Ultras, and then I have my iPhone thirteen Mini traded that in, So now I have a free uh the iPhone fourteen U

pro So Mama, she didn't want her a little A fourteen. She liked when a camera blah blah blah blah blah. Yeah can can can anyone in this room guess what the um megapixel camera is on the phone that she's complaining talking about the camera's bad back camera? Fifty better fifty fuck. The S twenty three also has a fifty megapixel camera on the back. That must be the one my ex wife had when she took a picture of Tis walking across

the stage. And we was like sixty yards from the stage because because mine is because mine is two hundred. Yeah, I have to aultra some mineus two hundred what may Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't know what I didn't. Yeah, but you know you got something. You know I'm about I'm about to y'all, y'all be trying to talk about us. I know better. I know better about my green bubble, you know what I do. That's the only thing I hate. The other ship I can care

less about. I just hate the fact that the bubbles is green. I I get iPhone for myself at work. I always get a Samsung just so I can't actually flex a little bit and see what the difference is. I would prefer my personal phone via Samsung. But I just don't like the green bubble, the green bubble in the group chat. And that's the thing. If you have a Samsung, your bubbles don't have to be green, because

like you literally customize it to be. But he did take a bombass picture of the moon with that shit like I saw, I saw Nikas walking on it, and like for mine, my my bubbles are customizable. So like when my group chats with all of them. Their colors are their favorite colors, so like whatever their favorite color, like, that's what I use as their chat bubble. So even without looking at the name, I know who said what damn Yes, that's worth it. That's worth it right there.

That's why I don't understand why people complain about Android having green fucking chat bubbles when you can change the chat bubble when when you text me because you have an iPhone. It's my point, so you're we don't have that problem. We don't have those subpower problems. Discriminate this discriminating. You can put pictures up for our people, you know as well too, so we can see the picture to come up instead. I didn't see in our group chat everybody

has an iPhone. We don't, and we reacted different pictures and stuff. It's always like such a such laughed at a pick instead of you know, that's that's it annoying, But that's it. Whatever, It's not that big of a deal. I mean, see Kayla said, I'm constantly changing themes and colors yet because in the iPhone, get a damn stylist. Then I guess they can't do that shit, can't it? Because for iPhones. Do y'all even have it? We're like, can y'all set backgrounds for y'all text

threads? No? Can you? Yeah, seeing we've been doing that for the longest, like whatever art, so like I'll have an actual, like a picture of us as the background for our text dread. Yeah, Android's every receipts as well too. Nick kay Kayla just got on me when I switched my phone. She was like, but you don't like this. I like to track when you were when you're writing back to me, tell you everything as well. Yeah, I'm yeah, but that's why I never got

it, because I'm like the main thing to the green bubbles bubbles. I'm like, when you watch people argue about that shit on the internet that I'll be like, Yo, that's crazy. Your phone is your phone should be what is convenient for you and what you can work you Nick niggas be wanting the phone because of the thirty seven features everybody talk about that they'll never fucking use, which is why I don't understand why my mother is making such a

huge deal. Like we got into a real argument which ended with her saying, um, well, I can buy whatever fucking phone I want to I don't need to go through you. I can get what I want to. So then you do that. So now she's back to but did you order my phone? You didn't give me no money. Give me that money that you said you had for this phone. I would give it to him to

swap it out, and then you can have whatever phone you want. I'm not getting bullied into buying you a new fucking phone that I know you were not going to use to his full fucking capabilities. You don't leave the house, you don't have any fucking friends, you don't talk to anybody. You've alienated all of your fucking siblings, and the one that you did talk to unfortunately passed away last year. What the fuck do you need a brand new phone for it to talk to him? No, it ain't because she don't

even answer his calls like that. Numb up. Yeah, yeah, I've talked uncle chat. Another thing Andrew has doing it is that you can actually download You can use some of the the downloading capabilities at a regular computer does where your iPhone can't. Like I can download music. You can download music from YouTube. You know I kind of ship from Yeah, that and that's why I like it. I can schedule my messages so and and now I understand where a lot of people was like, well, I ain't heard TI

him to text, and I'm like, bro, just schedule. That's like people like, if I know I'm gonna be busy and it's your fucking birthday or something, I might have to like, all right, text such and such happy birthday and you know, tennant, then it does it for me, like it'll schedule it for me. But I don't understand why people huh, lilo, you're you're you're really limited on what you can down if we can download stuff, but you can't download music, it can't download videos.

It's okay, little low down far for the traps that had you second guess in your iPhone. You can add your own music and stuff to your phone right exactly, see like you can only play music on your iPhone too through Apple Music or yeah right, but I can download and have my own little playlist of music on or like if I have like back when they had because

we don't have it anymore. But like on our previous models where we had external storage, my music traveled with me like this fucking SD card that I had, I had playlists going the back back every phone I got, it was always right there because I had that, and I um because now like the Metal Ship, the you know, the VR is popular, but that was a thing back when that was a free gift for us. When we was pre ordering our ship, we was getting the fucking the VR headsets and

yep, and they had like it. So Netflix app on the VR headsets. Back then, it looked like you was sitting in the movie theater, like I had the actual little like little stage, the little curtain and everything, and movies that I was able to download because you know, we had that capability. So I'm watching shit that's fucking in the movie theater because I was able to download like torrents and all of that shit. So now I'm

watching movies. I'm gonna be our handset. Them Apple goggles look wildless, fuck but I will have a pair. I won't even lie to I think I converted that. The motherfuckers they look goofy is hell you convert music on Andreid as well, Like if you go to the YouTube YouTube, we we can stop talking about that. Andreid. I'm saying, like, I mean,

it's go get Android that. I'm like, I don't care what you like, Android is killing the iPhone, but we just stuck just love really don't have an argument, you know, you know what Apple and I love Apple because they'd be like, we're gonna let you niggas do some shit and see if it works Andred do that. Sh Now, let's take it now.

Now we're doing now. The thing that I do agree, you know, as far as like with it being seamless for people that own like multiple like you know, Apple products, and they're like, well, I just like it because I have my iPhone and my MacBook and my iPad and everything just you know kind of flows. I get that this is part that a lot of people won't let go. It's not because it's the iOS that you

can do it seemless. It's because Apple made it so if you went to Samsun as your brand compared to just buying any regular Android phone, you still get that synergy. You mean with Samsung, that's like the top. And because I said, Sam, literally I was asking question. I was asking you a question because I know what we're talking about. Say if that was true, the little flip phone commercials wasn't based in marketing on hating on the iPhone is it hating on the iPhone or or or is it just posing the

over importance that people tend to put on the iPhone. Yeah, hey, we break it down to it and this, and this is coming from a person that has both. Like I said, I got the fourteen Pro and I got the S twenty. I don't know, Sam Si, y'all make laptops. Laptop they don't know, and that really good for gaming. Their tablets are trash. Yeah, the tablets, tablets are trash, but the computers were definitely there, you know. And I looked at like a same

song. I like that. Beautiful phones they just like. As I was looking at it, I'm like, it looked complicated and it might not be. It's not, but I don't got time to be learning. And you know that's another thing. I hear iPhone users say that, oh well listen, easier interface, So y'all stupid. No, I just needs something. I think. I just I like I I like that. I like simple shit. I'm a very simple I'm a very simplistic person. Jack ass niggas.

I'm a very simple man. Don't do that. Fine, you don't do that the cameras, but I know how you saying it the camera is WORTHI told the camera you take victures. I take pictures I do. I do videos from me to relax. Yeah, because that that beautiful, beautiful being footage that y'all see all my only fans, A lot of that comes from Samsung, and a lot of that is Samsung. When when y'all see that porn quality shit and you're like, damn, I like Samsung. Hey,

the time laps capabilities of the portrait mode, the professional mode. They got all kinds of different camera modes that I can't find. I mean because I do I record point like in in my promo, like I go, I do, I gonna perfection the mode and now we got like director's view and all that shit. I haven't. I haven't really played with it in both senses of the word, because I was dying with strap last week. Yeah, spray to Mic Timsum makes the best dan video, slow motion everything.

Yeah. And and that's another thing that I didn't. Are y'all finally able to um like make like y'all make y'all gifts directly or y'all still got to use an app for that on iPhones don't always work like I can download gifts. No, no, no, not download. I mean make like make your own out of your content. Okay, but even even the download, like when I go to like YouTube or something like. I mean, don't go to Google and find a gift and I download it. I can

send it in the text and re'll move it. Don't move. I don't always move an iPhone. It's be like a steel shot or some shit like. You don't always do it. Yeah, I said that. She said, if you only use the phone and droids are a better choice. I have like five Apple products. Yeah, that's what I was saying. Like, I understand when people are like, you know, it's just more seamless operation when you're going from iPhone the fucking MacBook and and you know, iPad

and all of that. I totally get it. I just don't like the fact how people still live in this delusion that our products, if they are not Apple, that means that they are subpar. That is a lot I need people to come out of that. You're on the same social media and innerwebs. I am nigga. The niggas is wild. You gotta make your points very clear. It's not a subpar thing. It might it might be better than my product. But I will tell you what your product does to

my product, and which is what I fucking hate. Actually, I think that is completely different exactly. We will say it's classism, systs, you broke ash niggas in them and George, Yeah, that's that's basically what it is. I'm like, don't make it seem like, but I know a lot of broadcast niggers. What I phone I know more brokenis there's a lot of broadcasters Brokes's the damn plant you got that that's what makes you broke. Ain't the phone unless you got a jitterbug for real, And imagine like you

shooting your shout at the check. She was like, let me take your number, and she pull out a bum my ass phone still iPhones a bust the screen and I don't I don't know from like still go bro like and what of her sneakers is trash? I think I just said if she got you still don't hit yeah like one of the first sneakers and crying like that's

number negative have the most crek ski screen and raggedy. You niggas got all this money and y'all ain't springing for AppleCare because up for some of my reason, when people see anything extra on their bill, it bothers them because I definitely gotta shignce on mine, and they came in clus But we also talked about because because looking at because I'm because because I'm with A, because I'm

with at NT looking at the prices from the S twenty three Ultra. Uh, I'm comparing gigabytes two hundred and fifty six gigabyte for both the S twenty three Ultra and the UM fourteen Pro. The twenty three Ultra is more than the Pro. So don't make it seem like we can't. We don't have iPhones because we can't afford it. No, we just have our preferences because we like to do more with our phone than just fucking send me emojis.

And the ship uh nah. One, I'm saying, Steve Jobs at the standard some motherfucking high Apple still riding off his way as ship would be moved soon though, because Apple is an innovator. And when when I phoned Jobs, when I phoned first Drop, I would I had. I had the very very very very very first iPhone, and even then I was like now like it was trying to figure it out and it was like, now they've come a long way from that one, because once I had it, I'm

like, okay, I had it, fascination to touchscreen. Who was you know? And then it was I was over it, um because and then they weren't even letting you fucking save your fucking attachments and ship the first I looking back, the first iPhone was tried. Yeah, big du though, but you know, it was a hype around it. Yes, who is Shannon classing? Personally? Somebody block He's like spam. Yeah, well he's like, this is my chat room. What are you doing here? Oh?

I know what was going on? Keep you tell myself. Okay, next tip, because I'm about to order a new phone, don't worry, but I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna tag you with some stuff so you can see. But yeah, y'all, y'all gonna have to quit acting like, uh, I don't know what else is going And I do like the fact that

Sam so I look good at hell on Android pictures. I'll be a little jealous, no, but I do, like, like I said, I understand why some people feel like they have to have because it's like, even with me, as much as I don't care for iPhones with having the business. Certain things just run better on an iPhone because what the developers do. They tend to cater to a fucking iPhone because a lot of times these apps

had us out here looking bad. Motherfucker's thought that our pictures was trash, like that man that bum ass a camera and blah blah blah blah blah, when our cameras was actually better. But because of how the apps will compress our ship and do all this like by the time we upload it, I'm like, bro, this is not what the fuck I'm looking at in my gallery. I think that's why a lot of people do think that iPhones are superior to Samsung. And that's because most of the fucking world caters to an

Apple product. That I definitely because my ax like he was actually trying to get us to switch over to the I guess the Google Pixel Pro and all of that, and I was like, I'm not. I said, I've been with Samsung since the S two, right, I can't see myself not being under my Samsung was the first Android. Just most businesses like they like, I mean, I know, like the same shit we do with the

tap, the pay type shit. But it's like even when you even when you see it on a commercial, like it's just geared towards the Apple product. The nicka pain in the commercials paying with a kN iPhone is paying with his Apple watches. Like but if you know that, but if you notice not saying that, shall can't. I'm just saying when you look at the world's geared towards an Apple product. But it depends because because if you look in the movies a lot now, they don't really use iPhones like that,

theet what you see, what kind of phone they have? As much you can you can you can tell that the Android phones, especially in Marvel movies a lot of sam some monies now, but no, the reason why I was back in the day when Apple was trying to get their weight up, they would literally just give phones to studios and commercials and fund all kinds of shit behind the scene so their product would be placed or people think, oh I gotta have that that place, mamah ye. But I do. I

love good fucking marketing. I love, love, love love phones, and I do not play on leaving anytime. So and I really hope that they get their shit together and realize, like nigga, you do not need to cater to Apple people when you get them to come over here. We don't give a fuck. Let them stay where they at. Bring us our fucking external memory back. I want my memory cards back. And as much as I love Apple, like, y'all gotta stop. It's all not intelligents like

niggas, be real life playing. It was like the phone used to be a box that was trying. That was the first. That's the first. That was the first Android right there. There's so many high school pictures on I had now. I love my all time. Before I got into Samsung, my HTC was my favorite. I love the ATC touch Pro. That was my favorite, favorite favorite. You know when motherfucker ringing that little circle used to be like numbership. The HTC touch Pro was my favorite fucking phone.

That wasn't Andrew. I thought that was Windows Base, which one was Windows Base. Yeah, they had their own Touch Pro, not to touch Pro two. I hated to Touch Pro two layout and I was so mad because I can I can look. I can tell you exactly when I got I had to get rid of my Touchpro. It was October of two thousand and nine because we was headed to fucking fright Fest. I had broken my touch Pro and Sprint they had already been pushing like the touch Pro two,

and they didn't have any touch pros in stock. So I ended up getting a free upgrade with my replacement phone. I didn't even want it. I thought it my fucking top, but they didn't have had so I had to upgrade. I'm a touch Pro to a touch Pro to and I hated it. But that HTC Touch Pro nigga. That was my fact because that motherfucker was like, it's slid. It's slid. So it wasn't like a sidekick where like pushed up and kind of and out a little bit. It just

it was a flat, all glass screen. And then when you went that don't look like it. I've never seen it before. That don't look like it. See But HCCC that windows in the in the top. Yeah most of the time, people. And the reason why I was saying windows is because I remember the little Windows logo because back then I only had I had the HTC Touch Pro and I had the Palm that BlackBerry. I never had a BlackBerry BlackBerry. Was you holds first Snapchat? Yep? That was busting

that ship wide opening the BBM messages. B BBM was the pre digital snapchat. I ain't doing this this one, yes, all right, that I love. I love the slides shit. Yeah, but see windows, I told you trying to tell me I don't know mys that was my baby. Damn. I forgot the you only get it on let someone at the end of the day. Forget y'all in them green bubbles. They're only green to you, sweetheart. Mine are purple and whatever the fuck these niggas like rumor

that's what I had. It was like that, but you had to slide. I had that and Kanye West flashing lights was my ring tone. That was when I switched the Sprint because we had we had the video ring tones at that point, so it was a little the little video clip of flashing lights would come on the screen like looking at him. A matter of fact, I was at I was at your house. It was your pops that

talked me in the fucking us switching over the Sprint technology. What's crazy is the Blackberries has like the best technology, but it can't it can't keep up with all the other ship the hypness of the other phone. BlackBerry could hand. I mean no, if you look at it, I mean it was like it's like highly rated, but it just never gets the plugs that the other phones get. I was thinking about GETT one at one point. Again, BlackBerry was the iPhone of that generation. Businesses love BlackBerry. Man,

I love that keyboard. Yeah, where I would go, it would go down like can tell me ship and a little roll ball little rolling ball thing. Yeah, but I don't know, man, like if if if I can get through the to Samsung over like April, I need you to make this next give us ATC touch Pro touch pro field bro. I mean you're

in a heartbeat. The flip is almost there because a touch PROBB. We had a style us with that motherfucker too, didn't we Yep, there is Yeah, there is actually a flip phone that's like two hundred dollars on at But I said, if you don't kiss my ass that I don't know, I might we might need to go. Speaking of my ass. We were not speaking of it, speaking of my ass. Did anybody do any am shopping shopping? I did. I gotta put day attachment so I am I

got sick. So attachment well because it's like because I don't have the room in my bathroom for a fucking standalone. But they like, if you go to fucking ciburettes or something. This is like when Ali and Murphy said, but if it ain't got up, But this is what they were talking about. This kind of shit here. Oh that's the new blackbir It's a kind of sexy, sleek. Yeah, it's just it look cool. I welcome people out of my messages. If they don't like green bubbles, you won't

be missed, okay, please and thank you. I'm like, oh sorry, I don't send nudes and green, but these titties in brown. But guess what, it ain't going down because you ain't gonna see him, bitch. I'm grateful. Mother, you're not. You're not out of town bars. No, but that gotta be like top five grades opening lines to us all. So when the I just people like, if you don't like her, you just look. I'm sorry, but she gives me bottom of the feet or black vibes. She has some big she got she has some big

titties, like, but she do look musty. No, she just no, she looked musty. And I think it's like it's giving not bathing. I grew up. I grew up off for Atkason right, it's giving bathtub. She really just give me vibes of like bitches who I used to have to beef with in the hood. Like definitely, you know, you're not the motherfuckers where they got like twelve siblings and ship and they think they run the Blox, So you got to knock a couple of brotherfuckers out to be

like y'all holes on y'all run. She drank brown Looker. She liked hot chee a lot of junk in the backyard and ship. She definitely liked hot Cheetos with your cheese fresh on the gas station. She's my black Miles too. But I U with the wood tup. But now so I did, I got up a day attachment and I haven't hooked it up yet. I will hopefully I'll have a review for y'all by the time we come in next Sunday. Um my bubble greennn No, but um, I was disgusting.

See she definitely gives the arms of her beaters be yellow, like you know, a little look like motherfucker just rubbed mustard and it left it shit. Um. But yeah, so with the Biday attachment. How it works now, I was going back and forth, but I was like, based off of how my sink is, because my sink isn't like just it's not like the bird bath stand kind of think you know what I'm talking all right,

I have an actual cabinet base built around the bottom of my sink. I was like, I don't think I can use that one because they give you a choice on if you want the one that can heat the water for it can be. But that's the thing. It's like you can bat well. No, it's like, so you you were, you removed, you removed your toilet seat obviously, and you screw this in place of it. Your toilet seat screws over it, and then there's like a little oh perfect example.

So this is I'm sitting on the toilet and this little arm here. This is this is the diopath that's hanging on for the side of the toilets like you control the flow which nozzos uh no. I got it off of Amazon Prime. Dass I'm on that expensive. I think I pay less than forty bucks for it. For the attachments, they not that expensive, and the one I got it, I made sure y'all know I love reviews. Let me say I can probably tell you exactly which one which one sold you.

Yeah, yeah, because they're very highly rated and they have different ones, and they did. Like I said, they have one where you can adjust the temperature of the water the one. But I was like the way that my sink is because they tell you to like to hook it up to that. Yet mister brand uh Sam Bacon. These ones I got dials on them, well, most of them got dollars on my thing? What is this one toilet day clear clear rears. It's called luxembur day. It's the

Neo one twenty clear rear. It's thirty five eighty six with um almost eighty five thousand reviews on it, and it has a four point five rating, where four point something it's half of the star going on the fifth one. Um. But yeah, so this is the one I got something that normal. See the nozzles, yeah, I think. And then so then it

has like different, um different nozzles. So you have one that aims like more towards the butt, and then you have one that yep, so that's the one that I have, and then um, you have one that as more towards the front for us ladies, so you don't have stinky because you gotta correct the acphone screen. Now, one of my problems with this was

reading the reviews. Somebody is clearly not familiar with how to use the bidet because they said to not purchase this product because it is just going to spraye feces all over their bathroom. Why are you using where are you using this busy with your legs just wide open, spraying towards the front like that. Okay, so this connect to the water. Yeah, So that connects to

the water source from the wall behind the toilet. Yeah, but the moment, the heated one I think has a little extra noize of light for you to run towards your sink. Yeah. Hey, some of those some of those late nights where you like, oh shit, hold on now you that was like me. I told y'all, I had strapped so I couldn't eat like solid food for like three day. I couldn't eat nothing really, like I wasn't able to swallow um. So I felt like I was wasting in

a way. And then when I finally did, like I had some broth, like I said, at and you know, it's bad, like when you don't even know you have to ship, you just sit down and even like Jesus Christ, I got lucky because that's the three twenty. The one you was just looking at was the one twenty. Yeah rose gold warm water, but day like it's different models of it. That's fancy, yeah,

yeah, feminine wash and yeah, that's what I was saying. They got the there's a nozzle for the back and then for us as one, you know, the go ahead and hit that. It's like a turbo pool, like you pull that up and well, apparently that's what that's what the other

nigga didn't sprayed ship over bathroom. Then the water is like super col no way to wake yourself up in the morning if you take the morning ship little brisk Yeah, but I uh yeah, because I got the regular white one, so that one was like thirty six, but in the lower model, because like I said, I didn't spring for the warm water one. Um, the blue one is forty nine rows gold and that one is forty three.

So and really was like I was, like, the water comes from the fucking wall, girl, it's not pulling it out of the toilet. The spray er wrong because I was like, yo, this is kind of tricking. Hey, but that ship is like normal everywhere but America, like you go anywhere else and that's that's his standard bathroom procedure. You have the day because the truty with elitism because they probably got androids too. But when you go to like when you when you go to um like pool sweet some

stuff. I don't know if it's because they know you're getting your ass eating there or they just like, bro, we don't want no particles in our tub. Hit this biday first before you get in that jetti pool, but they they have them in there because I've had to, Like my very first time, I was like, how am I supposed to do this right? Because it was it looked very odd like a traditional biday, like not the attachment, and there are no instructions. So I was like, brow is

there something from yeah, so you can see like the nozzles. Timmy was intrigued, so he was like scrolling, but so wait that nozzle that one mark see and then it breaks down like the different the models, So you take that one that one holds, so this is the one you was looking at me. He was like why is it? Because that was the top one. Yeah, look like you can kind of like gearshift, gearshift, gearshift the water. And so because the lowest one, that's the Neo one

ten, that one just has the rear wash. The one that I have, the one twenty that has um the rear wash and the self cleaning. Uh, the one eighty that one's rear wash, self clean and feminine wash. Okay, so mine didn't have a feminine washroom. Um, damn, I might have to exchange that. I thought I had the feminine washroom. Just pour a bottle water on the front, you know what you get hit

the whole and the tape. Yeah. Yeah, you rank it all and then it has like so and then the nozzle is like retractable so that it's not just out and exposed while people are using the bathroom, because if you're shitting in and splashing on the fucking nozzle on things, like it's kind of kind of protective. Yeah, so it retracts and then it's also a self cleanings self and stuff. I'm having second thoughts. Yeah, so there's a

protect So there's a protective guard. There's a protective guards that splash No, no, it's self clean, so it runs fresh water over the nozzles. Yes, you understand, Yes, power washed for the ass. Yeah, imagine power washing didn't wiping. There's nothing good, you're good. You're walking out of good. Yeah, because we say, because we say all the time, if you're wiping and you get shit on your thumb, it's happened

to me. Okay, and my ass ain't even that big. I've been you know, going hitting the side and then a tissue tour or something. You don't just let it dry or like keep wiping it with tissue until you think it's going to be like, Okay, my hand is clean. No, you gotta hit that motherfuck soap. That is like even it's my ship. And I'd be so just because like tissue tearing on you me and white is like some of the most disrespectful shit ever. The buddy Oh, I

was like, no, have you ever used the buddy new ass? Um? I have not used one, but um, I'm not against it. I'm not against it now excited I'm damning about to buy. When I have a shower head that comes off, I will sprinch my ass off with that. I am see. And That's what I'm tired of going like, I don't I don't feel like I don't feel like Sharman or whoever did their job. Right now, I need to, you know, I need to hit the back end. You're gonna spots. And they had the NPS tissue in

there. Up the butt just a little bit more and then you can't pull the band paper off the road. I met my start director be sick of my ship, you know, but because i'd be action, don real like fan, what's up with the one bl What's funny is we're wiping their eyes with one blo. I was thinking today and I'm like, because like I have, you know, I have expoliation gloves to the shower. Oh so I've been buying a lot of stuff of Amazon, y'all. See. I

was just swatting at them. I bought it an electric flyswatter, a tennis racket because a tennis racket like it looked like a heat on it s Williams and it just cracked, like you don't have to hit the But let me tell you something, Milwaukee flies are built different. Okay, it was nothing like that fly and then flies that cav on stage was hitting on that video. I hit this man. I cocked it back too, like I wounded up a little bit. I was waiting on it coming in sight of ship.

I'm like, sky yeah, because they say you got fouler rolls like single. So I hit this fly. This was this was Friday. I hit this fly on Friday, and that bitch sugar off that I said this. I told him, Mama said this nigga landed on some coke before he came in here, because they know fucking what I said. This is a Jocelyn her Nan dad's fly, because they know, goddamn way that motherfucker. I hit it, and you heard it's smoked, bro, It's smoked.

So you heard it. You know how when people have like them little electric things and the ship flying to it outside, that's what it sounds like. So you hear the joke. You saw a little smoke pop off of it. And then this motherfucker's like, you know, it's stunned him a little bit. But then that motherfucker like you ever seen them videos or like Cops and Ship where they stunned a crackhead with the taser and they rip it out

of them and keep going nuts. That was that fucking fly. It just so happened that yesterday morning the seller from Amazon wrote me and was like, hey, you know, we're just doing a check We like to check in and see. But I said, you know what, I said, I just used it for the first time last night. That flies they live. I said, it flew around for twenty to thirty minutes taunting me, and I'm looking for it, and yeah, you know, I turned around this

motherfucker sitting on the cup behind me like wing on. You said, bro, you got it. You earned your life tonight. Just fuck it. If somebody, if you're just so happened to be by the door with my mom and I'm going to take the garbage out your freedom. You earned it. I don't even feel but I don't even feel like killing them now because I feel like he fought too hard. You gotta you gotta light, like right, you're gonna reheat them greens. This nigga is the fifty cent of

flies. Nigga. He took that ship and kept fucking going. So um. But yeah, I have I've been doing like a lot of little purchases and shit, and I'm trying. I haven't seen nothing prime worthy. I didn't either. I didn't either, but then I thought about it. I was like you know what, I really really really want my I really want my to for that. That's a good that was a good purchase. I

I'm going to actually looking to get one. Yeah, I'm I'm I am not because I haven't opened together, like I said up and said, I'm going to exchange it because I want the one with you know, I'm want the rooted antitude. I want the root handitude. So man, one with like that's cold water tightened shit up right, It's seems like they should have one that washes and puts the little Yes, you know, I spread a little poopore on on the water, so you know chapter chapter little orders and

ship both of that ships in there. That should be the ultra uh little said, I bought a mobile power station that was usually three hundred dollars for one fifty plus a solar panel. Never know what could happen. She's getting ready for the apocalypse. Man, she would be well equip when the aliens get here. You know what I'm saying. I know where to go when down and we hid the little house, right, you got snacks, Lilo nigga. I'll bring cookies, you know, like macadamianus. I bring the

air Fryer. While we are on the topic of purchases, I actually want to um bring up us military budget. Wow, bro there by to play this video h video he likes to read this porm not the not the Breil porn. Okay, it's the one with the the black guy um with the glasses and the hat on looking at the camera to say real by Monroe Martin the third Oh, the new Lyric Order. No, no Facebook? All right, America? That one? Yeah? The same time, My moment's

time. What's the next time? I'm getting rewrited the morning? Okay, I just need to be fresh because in Chicago on Thursday, ain't nobody fresh? Athlete? Yeah said the first time. Y'all see me eating some cookies in the air. Yeah. Yeah. The military spend on biagra each year. I don't have that figure out, about forty one point six million. Do you know how many bridges in my district of Pittsburgh could be repaired with

that amount? About two The rebuilding of the fern Hollow bit Bridge, which of course uh collapse the day that President Biden happened to becoming a pig, cost about twenty five point three million to rebuild. How much of the Department of Defense spend on snow crab in Alaska king crab in twenty eighteen. I do not have that amount. According to Open the Books, it was two

point three million. Do you know how much the Pittsburgh City Council spends each year serving the county's unhoused population only one point two million, but they're certainly not being served Alaska king crabs. I should have joined the military when I was younger, man, I feel like I'm missed out forty four million dollars on viagra and crab legs. Yo. Yeah, military sound like the new

freak nick how much on an average on viagra fucking for days? And king crab sound like a life look heaven and it's it's a reason why they will find out I was a literally sea fool, yo. That's a wild diet pussy and seafood is crazy. Hey, that's all broad won't they won't Dick and seafood that's so wild. Dick and seafood will get you a lot away. And they spent twenty million on fucking viagral nigga. That part is wild experimental heart medication. So here's my thing, Like I mean, news already

a lot of fucking in the military. I didn't know they were spending that kind of money on it, though. Niggas in general still gotta fuck Look, this is nuts. He's my first game. Halfway in World Hunger, Lilo said they got money for dick pills, but they won't pay for pregnant soldiers to travel to a state that's say, for abortions. If they're in the band's state, that ain't covered under this jurisdiction. I'm using its ephasis. I'm using this for the breakfast sandwich. That was That's the whole I

picked it up. It's an interesting morning topic. Thank you. I'm using this for the breakfast sandwich. What how fucking wild is that? Yea, these motherfuckers are telling us that they can't help us with school, but just all this other kind of dude, this is what happens. This is why they you know, here's the thing. When you're in the military, whatever reason. I don't the abortionist questionable. I touched up with tims of Poe. But whatever you go to the hospital for in the military, it's just

automatically covered. So that means if motherfuckers are going to the doctor with the intentions of grabbing it. We're not out here getting a lifetime subscriptions to Viagra and you get your peels delivered to your front door like fucking Amazon. They're going to the doctor ordering the ship. You know what's crazy when you like an at risk teenager and they bring that ship to school, like you should join the arm motherfuckers, be like they joined, no more arm, we

got viaground crab lists. Then you join and be like, Oh, it's a whole other life over here, and this is what they do pushups, I get pussyte eight twelve weeks of basic training. You are set? Tom? Was was you using the dick PILs that was handing out back there back then? You know what, You're right, they're probably give you niggas like LSD Tom that Tom was in the military. When I was doing D we realized, you know, yo signed in the military. Was more like you

were on the back end doing the party years. No, I mean like like he was behind the scenes doing important it. But what's it, dude from I'm gonna get your second who ahead of How do you feel like clip, how do you feel like your military is would have fair? Like if you had actually had to be in combat. Do you think it would have made it? You think you have made it. I would have made it, okay, number one, Like never would have made when it came down.

I was really good with them, Like I can shoot ship with no problems, so I could have got like a front line kind of a gig. But I'm smart as fuck. So it's like, we don't waste the smart niggas in combat, right you send them. They're probably looking niggas test girls, like right from your six niggas gotta fight, No niggas not smart, like, and how you ain't going to test six niggas going outside to give you so the low score niggas's in a battlefield dum right, because you're

more likely to listen and do whatever somebody told you to do. So you're good for the front line to be a soldier. But you smart niggas are all gonna question everything. He gonna give you death jobs, right, we need you six niggas over there with the lower IQ dummy missions all y'all. I'm just funny because I just watched the first Avengance and I feel like this is Cap and Tony start going against each other. Tony was like, nigga, we are not soldiers, right, we were running over the way good.

He was like, first time losing the soldier, we are not soldiers. Cap Cat was on them dummy missions. Tony was like, I'm gonna get a death job. You. Motherfucker's is not smart. Cap of Captain nab to stay home for. He just wasn't home for. He had nothing a game by staying back in Brooklyn. So he's joined the military with his boy. Then that game that motherfucker steroids shot I need to win. Crazy, but that's why he did it. He was like, no, my

Bucky was leaving. He was like, bro, when this nigga, when Bucky gon, he is not gonna be here to stop me from getting curb stump because you know that's what the metagons and ship was on back there. How did they do that in the movie. That's unbelievable. They threw his head on somebody else's body. That's crazy. How real that ship was Like at some point you can see it and it look real weird. It's giving George Lopez. But for the most part, they did a good job.

I got damned. The military is nothing different than like a country that has like a monarchy or a dictatorship where they up top paying top dollar for autist crazy shit and the poor people ain't getting shit. That's why they always recruiting that at risk students, fucking dummies. Take the ones who ain't got nothing to lose, and you bring them in and you put them in. Not lose it you, but we'll give you steaking lobster and apparently forty million dollars.

Where the dick fails, little fuck, little fuck, it'll be there'll be loyal Ryan. Is all we gotta do is give them some pussy. Yeah, because it's like I know a lot of people that have been in the military throughout the years and it's split down the middle, or like you have people like tone that were fortunate enough to not have to deal with that.

But then you got motherfucker is that here. They'dn't have seen some shit like they comrade, comrade, fucking brains blown out literally in front of them type shit shit too. Pussy don't count, Nick, I'm talking about murder, murder. It was murdering pussy back then. Were not talking about that. I still have to go where my pilots. Oh he was sucking, he's fucking hose on that period, so bloody murder. I see never as well as that is. I thought that there were way more niggas that do

it than it is. There's a lot of niggas that run red lifes. There ain't a lot of niggas that's going to admit it to Jones out here throwing dick tom from guy we thrusts God, Thus, don't forget all others take cash what we wow? I don't know. That might be the title. We already got that locked in. God. I'm not used to you doing your job when I give you a bucking title, putting it in by

the way you gave before the shot started. Go by and at an hour and thirty seven minutes, um, you might want to introduce a show. You have an introduce to show yet at this point, regular everyone, this is the first time I'm joining us. I like to properly introduce myself. I'm a hosting favorite evasional speaker. MEMI meem meself one hundred timmer wafers or David Rustman from these guys contact h what's the old voice of the voice was

corn? After not playing Mike do broke some roasted corn? I love Rance Cornet. I love Rance Cornett. My mama came in the house bought me some fucking original corner. I was like, what the fuck. I was like, just the original season. I was like, that's not a blank cornet. It can't be. It just can't. I was like, what is this. I was like, I eat ranch. She was like, they got ranch. I said they got original. I've never seen an original

cornet. You're not like when people will say that these certain things didn't make you like puzzle shit, Like I saw mother on Facebook. Guess they said she had a peanut butter and banana sandwich. Now I'm not knocking it. I'm not saying that it's bad. It's just my thought process was like usually when people say they eat a certain thing, like there's a flavor to it. Some fucking were like a motherfucker saying, well, I like apples,

there's artificial apple flavored fucking know ledgers. I've never seen anything flavored peanut butter and banana, no kind of candy, and again like it's original. Like I mean, even ladies are like Plaine chips is good and it's just the salt. You think it's just salt, like a plain chip. I don't know, like he's delicious. No a regular corner. No, no, no, I'm something. It's just salty salted nuts. Pomp isn't necessary. I don't know. It's like the bottom or something, the bottom of what,

well, you know what. I don't know. Hey, but for real corn. When corners first came out, there was only original barbecue. Really, yeah, there's only two kinds, so ranch and all that's just new. No, I've always ate ranch, sun flower seeds same. I like the taco supremes. But I'm saying word will classify that the same corn sun flower seeds. Yeah he snacks, Yes, yes, popcorn was a handheld snack to it? Okay, yeah, so you fuck with cracker jacks?

What's that poppy cock? I don't know what the in the intoxicating taste of cheddar cheese popcorn and caramel popcorn and the savory and the sweet, just you and then you gotta because I'm fat, you gotta ask some flame of hot popcorn to it too, flaming hot popcorn with the cheddar cheese and the caramel popcorn. Fucking amazing niggas used to get them big ass Christmas tins. And then the butter just beat there by itself, Like, y'all got to

try voodoo practice. My god, voodoo sounds spicy? Is they spicy? Voodoo? Definitely? Because I think I used to get voodoo posta from Bar Louis. But it's a it's also a brand that it's called. They make it like like crunchers, kettle chips. Well, y'all know, um the ship with Kiki Palmer, you know that had been going the basket booth. Yeah, we're not on her specifically, even though Sin's been showing the fuck out. Okay, she has been living her life. She like fuck that

shit. Um, there was a video of like a bater gentleman. He got the Boondocks background. Yeah, we're gonna play a video because this story from the Boondocks is actually a little bit deeper than we thought it was. Yes, it goes deeper than we thought it did. That's funny situation happened to you correct, You are correct. We all went out to eat my x well x ye. Now we got into like this big argument at the

table because she's never liked the telly usher walks in the buildings. That reminded so I can explain who he is so this is a producer on The Boondocks, So the story is based on him. Yes, yes, and everything changes, like her face just lit up and he sits like right behind us. So like the rest of the time, she's like turned around like making Google Google eyes and waving and didn't this trying to get his attention. When we got ready to leave, I'm thinking she's right behind me and she's over

at US's table. I guess she thought the right thing to do would be to call us old then, and so she started introducing everybody this is this is his fiance, this is my this is Carl. It was a long ride home. I still but it's funny because when I came into the office and the next day on The Boondocks, Karon was like, you know that's

going in the show. Who was experiencing this very thing as of this moment, I don't think you handled the way Tom sure video you cried in the middle of the street in the rain dances certainly to chest all out too many dance you can't have my way. You got a similar yes. So I just found out that that was really based on one of their staff members. It was one of the producers Can I smell you after you jog? What

the was that a person? Yes? Uh yeah, So y'all remember that Gwyn snapped that I used to try to give me the workout and then smell. He wants to smell my opinions after I worked out? No, he was actually fine, I mean could but yeah, shut the fuck up, Kayla, But you be next on the blocklist. Some don't start one. Don't you fucking say it? Don't you fucking say it? Swallow it? Good? Yeah, but I laughed. I laughed so hard when I saw

that ship because I was like, wow, it makes sense. But I laughed even harder when Aaron mcgruidter was like, hey, nigga, you know that's going to the show, because I was like, that is fucking tone. I have to show. I have to show that clip wracks me up. When the fact that Samuel old Jackson don't doubt that his character was white and they didn't know, you know, that was that was funny to me.

That was funny. Charlie Murphy got Charlie Murphy before down with the spoons chicken and say bo, can you get there forms getting my protein in? She goes from taking her hair down so come back now for those um who have been friends with me and Rabbie for a long time. Uh, there was a long time ago that she works in the building on Philippe and I was headed to work. I was still working for the city then. But but I have this thing where I tend to memorize license plates of people that

I know. It's just a thing. Um, I don't know why I do it. It just it's you know, maybe it's a built in safety feature in my head, and it's like, damn, if Nigga kidnapped her, they should get stolen, and I like, I recognize it. Or it could come back from my crazy days and ship when I used to recognize my ex nigga car by his place and I was like, why the fuck that looked like a ponytail and now I'm chasing the car down, Sherman.

You know, it's neither here nor there. But there was a time where Rabbie was parked on the street instead of in the lot and I recognized her car, so I put a note on her car that was basically like, you know, you bitch or whatever, stopped sucking my man, Like you know, I was fucking with her and she was just so baffled. Now, of course I was the first person and that she thought of. But I told her, I said there, I said, bitch, we both

started working at the same time. How the fuck was that gonna be me? I had a doctor's appointment that day. Soon Instead of being there at eight, I didn't have to be there until like ten something, So I was late that day, But that was my goal to I was like, bitch, we started working at the same time, how the fuck was it go be me? So she was like, dude, I don't know who

this is. And she was like posting on Facebook and shit like she was like freaking out because she didn't know who left this fucking note on her car. And I just let it drag and drag until finally, I finally like I could have really, really really still gotten away with that, you know you, And one day in the bar, Monday, in the bar, just finally, I just I was a rav was me? I freaking knew it. You'd be damned. You're putting in therapy. That's what she get

for being a major. That's just terrible reason to be an asshole. Yeah. I saw her today when I was walking. Okay, Yeah, want you start telling the story's doings. You come out and this is a note that's on your car. You sick, twisted fuck I have aids called me. We need to talk. The funniest thing in the world. But the caption says, when I get bored, I leave little notes on random cars in a parking lot and wotch from a distance. You know what, There

is no number m right because they don't want you. I'm just saying like, that's like the magine coming out there and they'll be like you, like, man, your mind, girl run because instantly they gonna be like, well, if he was only fucking me, didn't you to me? You know? And now you and now you're figuring out because you're like, fuck,

who do I need to call? And if I call this person and say this and then it's not them, and then it's going, oh, some dirty dick niggas, it's gonna have a heart attack, start calling all his whole him. You just like to a conversation with somebody, I mean checking only should be doing that regardless, but talk about that note. I'm afraid. I'm afraid now, um. But it's like there's no way in

hell because he said they watched from a distance. Ain't no way in hell did they go roll up on them at some point and be like, bro, that was me. I was just playing No that. So no, let's say when I get bored, I put notes on random. They say a random They're very clear in that. Because they're bored, they fuck with

random people and freak them out like this. So now who knows what the fuck they are unleashing because it's like, say, this person isn't fucking with multiple people, right, and then they contact somebody that ain't sucking somebody. Now you didn't created a whole Let me ask a question, and it's a serious if the person who got the No, let's just say, because they were cheating, they can't go home to a significant other and they killed themselves.

Are you now a murderer? You on the hood for that? If they find out you definitely? Uh? Well, is that is that what you would consider criminal mischief? Yes? Because you out here just doing shit for no reason and that costs someone to break the law. No, I don't know looking up, but that's some real fuck up shit, bro. Yes. Criminal mischief is a crime. Criminal mischief is a crime that involves damaging another person's property with criminal intent. The crime can also involve the defacement,

destruction, or alteration of property without owners consent. An example of criminal mischief vandalism and graffiti. The exact laws governing criminal mischief with vary state state, and they are also federal laws regarding criminal mischief. I don't really say. Belilo said, damn neary and voluntary manslaughter, and that's how people get prosecuted for bullying that not even look up in voluntary Manslater that was like, I know it's something you go jail for that ship. Yeah, I saw

a lot of episodes. I think the two. Involuntary manslaughter usually refers to an unintentional killing that results from criminal criminal negligence or recklessness, or from dangerous or impairing driving. It differs from voluntary manslaughter primarily because the victim's death is unintended criminal. They leave that wide open. That's why that's a wide open. Leave a wide open to give you multiple times and you can prosecute for somebody. You think about it. If you leave that wide open, you

can throw cyber bully under that. And now I got a case. You get here with thirty seven charges the same fucking but I'm sorry. It is. If you get off, you can't be charged again, so you can go back out there and keep doing the same funck shit. Yeah, terrible movie one with ale Um that I just said, Ashley jud because she got she got on try. It was for killing her husband, wasn't it. Yeah? Yeah? Oh man, bro, if I get tried for your murder and then you're not dead, and then I really be like, oh

bit your son. Now they can't touch me, NA have a fucking back. I'm gonna have a fucking ball because the V show is facing the next show nothing again a year and nobody gonna go. No, folks, given, what would the world look like if a nigga really fact? Well, why we are talking about laws, we can talk about how oh here here's the second situation is highly debated one as it does not involve a physical act

that leads to death. In twenty nineteen, the Massachusetts Supreme Court upheld a manslaughter conviction of a seventeen year old who urged her boyfriend to kill himself via text message, which he did so. So a second so it can be second degree involuntary manslaughter. Ule for you to go do it. But sometimes sometimes they were. The fuck up thing about it is they probably were going to kill themselves anyway. It's the fact that you said some shit. Now

you are tribe. They're gonna do it regardless if you said something or not. You just happen to say now you charged with it as opposed to it's just happening. I remember we was telling bro that when he was telling that they killing stuff on Twitter. He was like, you shout him, but do it? Been doing a hard time? You are Casey over here trying to be as free. He keeps trying to put a pin in my videos now, so clearly he's doing okay mentally. She liked him, like unstable,

what you go, we are tried to unstable. First of all, I only have room for one mentally unstable nig in my life. He's your soul mate. He is part so who that was the love of my life, my night and up together. But that's the love of my life. Never jobs and giving that goddamn map. Why why did we not go in op get everybody else hell? Because he did that ship superbly, because that's the only one. We don't give hell for doing black face. No people

try, but we come in like he cool, he cooled. There's only two things in life that made black face except Robert Downey Jr. And Tropic Thunder And when d X did it my combination on Monday Night. Wrong. Wish they have removed from fucking peak. The thing about Robert dunaj is the motherfucker's watched the whole fucking movie. We're looking for Robbert Downey Jr. Yeah, Like, where is he? No, they kept shown, they kept saying his name in the previews, and I'm like, so it wasn't.

So it wasn't because met me and out there me and why I went to see this was the Guiana Reeves who sucked us up. Dude, Time Crew, Time Cruise in this he was to do. This was sports Earth. Motherfucker that Time Cruise was up. You push the ship out of him right there. You know, hey, Rose today Cruise. That movie is brilliant. They did an amazing So so it wasn't until we were in the movies

and we saw him. I'm going through the little the controversy, and they addressed that in the movie that it was a controversial, you know, pigment transplat blah blah blah blah, blah, like I love that fucking movie.

So the fact that I didn't know, so the fact that I had no idea that that was him in the previews the whole time until we got in the movie, and I didn't know that that was time Cruise until the very very end when they got to do like the credits of shit, I was like, motherfucker, she five that they could not have been on that said serious, at no point, there's no way. What do you mean, you people, what do you mean? Has kept us the whole god full

retard ship. I looked at the dog like like the whole time times like that's that's a nigga, he's still black. No, never before retire. No, the fact at the end when dogs started morph into all his difference, Hey didn't he fuck uh Tolby McGuire at the beginning, No, it was like the little the little rosary bean. Ben Stiller kept playing the same called Satan's Alley. Yeah, I think it's called Satan's Alleysatching. I'm watching

it tonight. But while we were talking about like in voluntary man slaughter and all that seek, I'm doing better bringing this back, um, you know, like for charges and ship um, I'm not sure if you guys are aware of believe us. She's twenty nine Tierra Allen. Yeah, twenty nine year old Tierra Allen. She's from Texas and she has been detained in the BI for the past couple of months. Ago. Um so if you're not familiar, Um, are you watching Tom Cruise? Yeah, once you find

out it's him, you can see it. But before that, yeah, I had no idea and he didn't, and you just you don't see Tom Cruise and the kind of like, you know, it's impossible, nig Like, I don't see him being funny like that. And then when he was, he was being weird, jumping on couches, screaming and shit, so you know, you know, black people was looking at him like you know, you know, jumping on on furniture. Race time Cruise killed Young Jock's

musical crew. But um, side, a Texas woman can't leave the United Arab immigrants after she was accused of violating a vague law criminalizing offensive behavior staff at a rental car company, reported Tier twenty nine two authorities. After an argument, she said that the rental car company was demanding large sums of money

to return her daughter's passport and phone, which is an own scam. So she's over in Dubai, left her belongings in this rental car, goes back to the rental car company to retrieve it, and they basically trying to you know, stot all this money from her to get her ship back. So it's you know, ID credit card phoned all of the ship that she needs,

passport, she obviously needs these things. So um apparently like I feel like the staff set her up damn there when when they was like the staff was rude to her and shit, because I feel like they know that ship so to provoke her. And I don't like the fact how everybody's all of a sudden on this high horse about it. And everybody's like, well, you need to know the laws or where you traveling in. Y'all need to know this, and y'all need to know that. And it's like, bro,

I am not in disagreeance with that at all. You do need to know what you're getting into when you're going certain places, but most people are not looking for those tiny ass nuances and shit like they're looking for like major shit, like you know, well, can I smoke weed there? How I have to dress or what is this? And you know what, you

know, I get it. And it's like for all of these people saying this kind of shit, like y'all probably don't even know the dumb ass laws that we have here in the fucking States, Like but the longest, but the longest you couldn't say you couldn't sailor fucking sex toys in Texas. Okay, Yeah, I've said that several times. A sid needs to dry the Madison just go to Walmart and just do content because publicly. Yeah. Now, so I don't think that people actually do it, not because it's not

because it's not against the law. I think they don't do it because they're afraid of what society will think about it. Me on the other hand, as a content creator, me go prone, these Titties will be having an outing. Actually, there are probably more people of Madison that more off open do that ship because they like tree hugger type of people. I'm pretty sure people feel like, yeah, and then if somebody were it's like, oh my god, there's a lady in here, but Titti's album this is obscene

and blah blah blah blah blah. According to Wisconsin statute. Gotta gotta gotta gotta then I can run my ship down and then just the face when I run off. Like it's just as I've seen as a fact, walking around with a shirt off. But yeah, I mean I was just walking around with They dig some shit, I mean riding around bikes and ship. They dig some shit out here. Yeah, they do that every year every year.

Naked. No, they got some naked sands too. No. See, Austin said, you can be topless, I said, Austin said. Kayla said in Austin, you can be topless. I just realized what But um, yeah, so she basically is being detained and like they kept all of her ship and have restricted her from traveling and leaving because they have filed

a legal case against her for screaming um. Even though so many people are making this because obviously you know how the angry black woman thing goes, and well, yeah, for all you black women that like to go places and do this, I'm like you, motherfucker's is acting like she went through her baby daddy phone at dinner and just got to go on the fuck off bro. They was trying to keep her ship, scamming her telling her, she got to pay all this money to get it back and then fucking playing in

her face. That is a normal fucking reaction. That's a normal reaction. So come off the high horse and get off that bullshit, y'all. Y'all they've been pissing me off with that, like you need to know the laws? Where are you going, bitch? I don't give a me a TikTok of sun A sundown town. Yeah, it's a spot. Well, once upon a time, driving to school, we had plenty here. Her and I were driving and my car broke up. The axel rode in Anna,

Illinois. We went down. We stayed there for three days on in a hotel waiting for a card because I had a Volkswagen I had to you know, parts ain't right really really really available, and a Volkswagen voo Bobo's both Swedish Vovo. But Anna, Illinois is right on the border of like Missouri

and Illinois, right at the southern tip down there. Pause. But then Anna, she just sent me at clips the other day saying that Anna, Illinois is a sundowntown that niggas you know, if you've seen after Anna's called damn well, it's an acronymic about nigga. Don't as about some niggas, it's about something shit. I look it up for you, But I don't know that ship when we traveled to that we was there. Shit like, look look that up before you go there and know where you are weddown about

to be huntly. And I think a lot of people like the cars broke and that makes that reminds me of that that episode of Um God Jam What the fuck was that shit called with um? Yeah? Yeah, but people really really really really really can't wait to jump on this trying of that black bitch get that's what she gets um world to protect black women. And and I don't like that, but look at the situation we're pining. That's a

job. Situations and corn nuts. Bitch, Damn, I ain't know you was some wonder and called ain't no Niggas allowed, Ain't no niggas allowed? Illinois. There you go, um, thank you. Yeah. But they when she went to get her stuff back, they told her it would be thousands of dollars to get her passport, I D credit cards and all the ship back there. Guys are wild as rules. Okay, lets said, I get both sides. You do have to know the laws. But she

also had a normal response, and that's what I said. I'm not disagreeing with the fact that you need to know the laws of where you're going, but most people are not. You are not going to know every single law of a fucking new country that you travel to, because we've been in the United States fucking forty plus years and we don't even know every fucking law here. Yeah, you can do some shit here and be like, I didn't even know that she was against the law literally with a lot of shit that's

still in the Mississippi country is fucking the motherfucker's cuss every other word. It's illegal to cuss in public in Mississippi. You wouldn't know it though now when I read it was like it's illegal to je gun. You can't dance in the middle of like you can't dance in bubbly, can't you guns? And then even having dumb ass laws like donkey can't sleep in the bathtub after seven like what and that's a real law in the States. It was who got

an elephant? Though? Real? And then against a lot of hat elephant but just can't walk it on Sunday or even like dry dry counties and ship like it's a lot of you can't buy a liquor own on Sundays, but but not being able to walk my elephant? Who the fuck got an elephant?

Yeah? But we's UK based human rights advocate. Um there. I said, they just had three Americans in the past couple of months who said they were in pretty much the same situation and they ended up paying twenty thousand dollars that they didn't owe to the rental car company just to get their passports packed so they could go back home. Up a whole story. All right, if y'all planning on traveling out the country, please do your research and

good luck. I mean, we're rules you got followed, nigga, Just do the damn rules that you would do as a normal person anywhere. Like what I'm saying arrogant. So we don't do what they think that what we're doing is to be okay and cool no matter where we're at. We're ring globally. Other countries are the knowledgeable. What goes on in other countries, we only knowledge with would go on here because we don't get a fuck up. Nobody else they know. I had classes with people from like African and

ship. They'll tell you all about Joe government, about Joe laws, about Joe shit, and like, damn, I didn't know that ship because that's what they're specialize in. Yah, we so arrogant, we don't even get about other kinds. But then I made the point earlier that I mean people that are supposed to know the law, judges, lawyers, police, they don't even know every fucking law at the top of their head. That's why

when cases happened, what do they have to do. They gotta break open them fucking books and research it because they don't know that shit off the top of their fucking head. If everybody knew that shit off the top of their fucking head, didn't we wouldn't have, motherfuck, we wouldn't have all these motherfucking charges and ship convictions having to get fucking overturned, or the goddamn police department getting sued and losing all the fucking time. Stay as off them other

countries. That's one congressman, or at least if you are a woman like because that's like me. Dubaia is beautiful, but I know I could never go there. I know I can never go as soon as you step off the point of their handcuff you out like you know, oh no, nothing out pink head of that, nothing out nothing this out the pink out. Uh. And then it's like especially because it's like my my main purpose.

But what I was want to go to the body and do I can't do because we're not me, Like they don't even want you to, like you can do what they No, you can if you don't go out there and fucking split up the rooms man, But we'd be heading both of you niggas around here that heard the nigga's hands off. I'm trying to give head, not get beheaded, Okay, And that's definitely the ship on my chest, Ship on my chest. They're gonna lock Travis Scott ass up too. You

think you're gonna do a rap song in front of them goddamn pyramids. He lost his own I don't give a fuck who feeling night thing he wrote one word shut this ship down in front of Egypt and then but even in and it's crazy because it's like, you know, Beyonce go over there and do show and shit, I'm like, bro, they do not respect women over there. And he was just like a bag as a bag get it Ain't they the ones who have the new golf um Golf League that they're piling in

motherfucker's quadrillions of billions of dollars to join. I think it's a middle as it's and I think it's I wanted Saudi Arabia because because they they was gonna play. Uh yeah, they offered Charles Barkling in my bag to come over there and do commentary. We're gonna offer me one of the soccer players. They was gonna like four hundred million dollars for like a year. Bro,

they got cash. Why do you think, Well, you're not a wrestling fan, But that's why they keep going over there doing these fucking super shows. Nobody watched that shit, but they get a big guys back. It's like endless money, dude. They just like they they do. It's crazy.

You see the some of the shit on YouTube. They had like these abandoned like Ferraris and the Bugatti's and ship on the side of the road just covered with dust, covered with sand and should they just be leaving the ship and they really like let you and then let you know, like how strict their laws be. Like I remember like just watching Russell like the first time they went over there, like none of the women could go, Like none

of the women could go. So like it's a three hour show, which is a niggas check it up like Dice Andrew Dice Clay m. Yeah, but I want to try it out. I want to go over there and see go to Dubai. Yeah, I want to make some make a quick thank and I know a lot of people go to make good money. Come back because what would you do? Should teach? They pay the teacher's top dollars and you don't ever do shit. They pay your little housing, give you a car, pay your insurance, and ship you just stacking bread.

Get you some of them and get you some ashy feet. Oh yeah, ever come back here meet me, gi me back on your shoe. Nigga move, yes, go towards millions of dollars. Spicy curry. No, but you smell like chefs special. So I was silate filled with the pink halt for them to content candidate. I really need anybody saying about Sereda and her chicken buffalo chicken chips. I had one that ship tastes like chick chickens. Like it's like a vegan hot one. It's not vegan, it's real

chicken. It's real chicken. The first EGGREDI is its chicken chicken breast. Where would you rank those on chips? That's as a chip category? Shit is nick the number two nigga. I had to turn away, you see, I how to turn away because I was eat the rest of them. I fucker if you had some like Buffalo saucer, it's like some blue cheese. That's why I turned to like this because I've seen them. Looking back. I'm like, uh, hey, it's some spot on the on the

south side of that cell chicken skins where I need it. I need it. I've seen Facebook videos and you know what it was. It was a is it? It was a It was a Mexican Chinese restaurant or like a Cuban Chinese restaurant or some shit, and some shit I saw on online, like, dude, they got Chinese people that do Mexican food, but it's

Chinese and one of them is chicken skins. Like that shit sound delicious because I've always said us that, bro, if they just fucking they don't even gotta give me the meat, just fucking peeled the skin back off of Popeyes press and the skin just a chicken. I'm cool with I'm cool with him. Just give me a large bag, get the chicken skins, spicy, some of them, strawberry biscuits, and some sweet tests. Well, um, Future is behaving like a bitter baby mother again. Why don't just let

the toxic sensational? Right? Right? Lad? He didn't do this shit because you motherfucker's paying attention to it. We stopped paying attention to what Future doing. He would stop this bullshit. It's not even about futures about Russell. So if you were unfamiliar with what happened, he is featured on a song with Craig Quabo. What's it is it? Turn a clip up,

turn your click up, turn that off? And he has a line in the song where he says, I got it out the field, fuck Russell, And then if you're watching the video, he did a little like fuck Russell. And it's like a lot of people are like, I don't get it. I was like, bro, it's rule. If they didn't get it, they don't get it. Whatever, But Russell p spies to ship, so like, so man, make you want to fight Russell's pick was my okay to that text. So Russell posts a picture on the football field.

He was like, you know the best part of the day, Like you know, baby Future yea, what is his kid's name? Oh? The look kid's name is really Future? Okay, makes sense because I don't gonna saying like if fos just really like he won't call do somebody's ain't you cute calling the baby? Yeah? Yeah Future to start making this song, just punch rust on the mouth. If you really feel that strong about it, look at you have to remind yourself a fucking athlete, that I didn't

say anybody was soft. I didn't say that about what you said. It's how niggas are the ball, yeah, because they won't pop futures dick out their mouth long enough to look at the logic of the situation. I watch Russell play football, he might be a bitch ass nigga. I don't really know him, Like this contact part of the position's supposed to be protected.

Then, but then you need to stop taking pictures with baby Future and you go talk to your offensive line and see why they're not blocking for you, because you you just getting your ship crammed in too, you know, what else he's cramming in Futures baby Mama. He's cramming her into but the kids to prove it and Future can give us some good music. I just want the music whenever, wherever, wherever he got his feelings hurt by Sierra, he going and made great like music just be chilling. So um see,

thank you, Kayla. Kayla said Future needs to learn how to respect the father of his child, period, right, yeah, so so so Russ goes on, you know, on Instagram and he posts a picture of him and baby Future. He's not so much a baby no more. That's what we call him, you know, And they're walking side by side on the feeling he's like the best part of the day. Hashtag dad life crazy like you. That's checkmate game. Oh he's on fire now Liu golfind uhtality finish

him. They had a comments and say, still can't believe Future dished you on the song. Are you over there raising the sun the audacity? And that's a black man, But is he black? I can't tell no. Future just talking about the comments. Future just out here dropping shitty ass desk bars and he teaching your son a whole life skill. You say, people say, yo, people don't see it, but Russell Justice Petty, Oh, we see it and we're here for it. Yeah, Future needs to

leave his son's father alone. Way to step up, Risks, Ain't you pend it being the post? That's crazy? Don't got two other kids because you want to be a bit as imagine like oh and you're not even window Sierra just under their like got it? Who the greatest ever done without happening to go on the um? All it is chicken scans eight dollars small, smaller media eight dollars medium fifteen. This is uh called Asian riccon foods. Asian Rican is Puerto Rican and Puerto Rican. Yes, you gotta ay they

there like there's Asians in Puerto Rico and Puerto Ricans in Asia. They came up with ship. I mean where is this place is? I mean we the same motherfucker is that allowed kmc Um, Taco Bell and Long John Silvers to be in the same building. I feel like we should. Yeah, absolutely, I need these chicken skins. Um everything on here looked good to be. Yeah, shrimp, look at this fried rice Loma ain't nigga Puerto Rican lomagn I've never I've never had Loma right there, I've never had Lomagne.

You can't tell me this. The noodles looked too thick to me, and I never liked. Yeah. So there are a couple of things that when I was younger, like as far as we're eating, I never tried Lomagne and UM. I tried that ship. Unfortunately, it was like the what's that ship? The look choy look you know, the blue can, the no nigga it was the it was the um the Asian food. But they have like can stuff like it was. Yeah, but I tried some

chop suey out of there one time that she was terrible. Yeah, no, no, no, I think that's the ship they used to serve us in school. Uh, this is great. You can get egg rolls. Everything got maged, you know. We actually we have MSG in my house, like we have an actual it's about this big because Pops he puts image G in his fucking foodt y'all just got a box of MS. It's not a box, it's a container like a seasons like Lowry Snigger say MHG.

I thought MHG was just some ship that just came like niggas is in there with Yeah, I don't give a fuck. I eat Chinese bo and that's loaded with food. But while we are on the top pieces of chicken, you gotta quart the rice in the one quarter fry. So a lot of money. I bet that chicken six pieces of eighty dollars nigga three quarts of rice between people. I wonder if it's like your choice of rice, Like, is it playing rice or choice fries? Yeah, I'm wonder if they

actually what kind of right you want. I don't know. I'm going out the cart and I'm getting some chicken skins and I'm out this crazy got an Asian woman with an infant n an eight row. This is why I look at this. This is this is complete diversity. Real first year say clothes on Sundays and Mondays? Soay, so they got fire food yeap. So Tuesday through Saturday they opened from eleven and seven. You heard it here. First Asian basically, Yeah, I saw some ship where some some Asian people

were in Cuba making food. I was like, Cuban Asian food. Yeah, but Asians like niggas, They've been everywhere. But why we're on the topic of Russells, we're definitely gonna have to talk about miss Carl Russell U

like Nia everywhere, but everywhere Asian Russian, Asian Russian. Oh yeah, and then you know, like the umbrella ship because like I've noticed, um, like in my neighborhood, we got like a little a lot of Asian markets and everything and ship because a lot of moon people my neighborhood, the neighbors right behind, like right across from my fucking h you're playing them over there. Hm, they got chickens in the yard. No, they we

haven't fucking rats over there. That's not cool. They go down. You know what, why why if it is right, yes, she would have to try that. I have to trash myself fried chicken. We have to have a hostly awkward meet up. Oh you did not know. I don't know if you saw when I posted jelly being made that ship from scratch, nigga, that'sh just when my kids cook stuff. You need to bring that

next year. I wanted to, but I was like, I can't properly swing it because either somebody getting jolted the fucking on air, or I'm gonna get some metal and I'm gonna get jolted. So I opted out. I opted out, But this was the main place I thought about because they love to fly around light and shit. But no, um, yeah, when my kids decide to make shit, it always like they have never made. Sometimes, like, dude, this don't taste like it came out of a

fucking restaurant. When they made shrimp and grits for the first time, restaurant quality, when remade that fucking butter chicken, restaurant quality, when jelly being made that Chinese fried chicken from like, and they make shit that like it takes so many steps, but they are following them steps to the fucking letter, and that shit turns out perfect every single time. Every time. I ain't got that much time. Yeah, you gotta battered fried. Let it

sit, rebatteried fried again. Let it was. It was a lot and among teacher at one of my schools who chicken. She gave she had like some chicken wings and rice. It was stuffed the chicken wing and they literally deep bone and chicken wing and stuff a ship with rice. And I was like, she gave me like a little a little bowls like two wings and

some rice and shit. That ship was the greatest combination. I was full of ship after those two because you know, like the niggas then adapted it and they got like the collar greens and a chicken macaroni and she had the stuffed wings. It so food stuffed in the wings. I didn't know that that's too much. Yeah, there's wants some rice. I'm Asian, and yeah they always been slanty, you know, they're a little chinky. I like, I love Chinese food. Chinese and then the Mexican because they for

the kids. But um, Carly Russell had the country, you know, distraught, thinking that she was abducted on the side of the road. Reports were that she saw a tyler walking on side of the interstate called the police to report it. Um. Then I believe it was her cousin's girlfriend and she was on the phone with at the time, and she said that she heard Carly asking the baby questions and you know, the kid wasn't responding. Then all of a sudden her you know, Carly scream and then it was

his background noise. And when police responded, there was no sign of Carly the tyler, only like you know, her weak cell phone key like all that stuff. No, the snacks were going because apparently that's what the kidnappers were feeding her snacks she had stopped to get from Target Walmart one of those. She's only twenty five. How much time do you have on your hand to think of an elaborarized ask backwards? Where was the end? Go to

her? Well, one thing is you clear your search history in your phone, which she did not. The Alabama woman who went missing for two days search online for information about amber alerts, local bus tickets, and the abduction based action movie taken before her disappearance. The insight was one of many details authorities shared during a Wednesday afternoon press conference where they provided the fullest account yet

of what occurred in the puzzling incident that grabbed national attention. Carl Russell, a twenty five year old nursing student, disappeared on Thursday after calling nine on one and her brother's It was a brother's girlfriend to report saying the tyler wandering along the side of the road. Police say they have no evidence of a missing tyler, nor any reports of such sighting by other drivers along the busy stretch of role. On Saturday, after about forty nine hours, she returned

home. Russell told detectives after she reappeared that she had been kidnapped in hell by two people until she was able to escape. Other information that would share cast out on Russell's account and say, investigators haven't been granted permission to interviewer, so they ended up going through her ship and noticing that she was full

of ship. You said, you know. The police that they spoke with said, I do think it is highly unusual the day that someone gets kidnapped, that seven hours, eight hours before that, that they're searching the internet, googling the movie taking about an abduction. I finally, very strange. Investigators uncover other Internet searches that appeared to shed light on Russell's state of mind, but that police were not releasing them out of respect for her privacy.

There were also two Internet searches related to Amber alerts on her computer at her workplace. Additionally, investigators use cell phone records to determine that Russell travel six hundred yards along the highway as she spoke with the nine one one operator. She said it and I'm not saying it couldn't happen, because I've been one of these guys. Never said, never to think that a tyler barefoot that could be three or four years old is going to travel six football fields without

getting in the roadway without crying. It's just very hard for me to understand. So yeah, She told police that she was kidnapped and blindfolded. A man emerged from the trees near her car when she got out to check on the kid. She described him as having an orange chair with the boss spot. She said she screamed. I said, she screamed for us to to get over fencing into a car, and the next thing she remembered she was in the trailer of an eighteen baler. So she really went, you know,

deep deep with them. But she just said, I don't want to know. Did that good child? Is that where she was she was off cheating, either that or trying to make the She okay, it's the curves on that little dress like showing like is that is that her button? Is that just the curves on it? That's her. But I'm looking at it from this perspective to ask, no, the horrible too bad? Oh damn,

that said a lot. I was trying to say, now, the mental instability there, I'm starting all right, this is okay, let me let me get out of here. You see, do stuff like that, Like she did this for a dude. I mean that's the room, Okay, we don't I don't know, that's the high room. Yeah, and this is why y'all running the niggas. I fucked her so good she googled

how to steal money out of register without getting caught her. He smashed her, so well, what I got to do with sh Yeah you know, I actually there's a post a there's a post and I didn't get a chance to post it, but I will after the show says dating a cancer is just as bad as having it. I told yall that, and I said, that's why it was given that name. I'm probably trying to get that

goes back to ohing. So that was like back in the day, ain't shit when motherfucker used to tell a hunger they call him and tell him I'm crying. I used. I used to have to do that so much for like, just call him and tell him I'm crying. Yea really yeah, but it worked. You're a completely different person now because I'm dying. I'm

bad people. I'm back as really question um hey, I ain't broke them with nobody and put out the damn show like that that great rich that Christ You can't nap yourself, Doug, my ego would be fucking in the world. Yeah, I is so good, y'all, like cant nap me yourself. One of my favorite, one of my favorite under the radar movies is about the motherfucker kidnapping themselves. So good King's Ransom You kidnapped Charlie Murphrey was

fucking hilarious. There's a movie I think it's coming out of it already. I came from the name. There's a movie coming out or it's already out where someone put a hit on themselves just to see because they were they were they were dying of like cancer or something, so they put a hit out of themselves, just elaborate thing they were gonna die anyway, only for the

doctor to come and says, hey, your cancer is the remission. So now now only are they trying to find themselves safe, they hire another hit man to protect them so I can get back to where they didn't get back to. Call that's a hot ass mess. I want to watch that movie. I came for. This is why you can't tell me that if there's really a guy up there, it's not the sims, because I feel like that's some shit they really do when they get bored, instead of leaving notes

on cars telling people, hey, I got AIDS called me. That's what he do. He makes you think that it's safe to make decisions like that, and then he throw a curveball. I imagine, like your six month check in, God, like your six month what's the what's the craziest thing a chick has done after you broke up with him? Like that? Not on this level, but I don't know, pop up everywhere my Facebook blocking

me from getting other pussy. That's pretty crazy. Then just like damn, you want to tell everybody where your mouth was or what am I moth? Like? Why why is the point of that? Um? And then coming to fucking studio winner Doshiki, I've got where she's been here. You were just here, mom looked up. But if you eat our snack, that pis dog up a white woman. All I know is I had. And and then right after that, when we came in the studio, Tony was like, hey, we got snack, Oh my goodness, and Tommy.

Tommy was so amazed that we had snacks with the mothering guests from back there tearing them up on the gamera. Oh the back of the back, the chips and ship their I was like, oh, we got a real green room in this bitch Like, no, we don't just like chips and we like to have ship. When he's here, a little twitter backs the quarterbacks to chips and they don't offer to put that's a pet pee. It's a

common space. I get it. But if you know you didn't buying, like you know, you didn't go to the store, you didn't stop it. Get this, you didn't walk in this fucking building with it in your hand. And a chick she actually had got access to my um to my Facebook inbox? Is that beard this? Yeah? But you gotta access my inbox and uh inbox inbox every single chick I ever had spoken to in my life, like even saying hi to And it was like, tell me the

fun boy gotta stopped playing them. Lets all right, I'll tell y'all. Fuck boys can be sophisticated too. Fuck boys can wear cardigans, wear polo polo hats. And I was wearing rocket sweater. I was. I was a fokboy though. That was my rocker swater. Rest here and there, no no more I gave all my I gave all my dress clothes to the homeless. I gave all my suit. So what that quickly? I don't care. They're still here. Damn my queen. Now I'm bitches have left

the building. No, this is one that's really holding one down. Hey, if you got that Nigga's magic the most be back, you're just roster every back new game dropped. Look your play again. Well one of mine is trying to come back. Then, I'm not even on that weird because bro, I sit, I really want to put the screenshot on him from my group Kevin Coston. I want to say, build it. I don't

think that's what he man. If you subscribe, I will come only fans dot com slast comer underscore Walker. That was cold, Hey, I have that was cold. That was off the dome. All the merchant it is. And that's why I asked Mine and Bob would be good doing Mike work. W W he cat me up hey, because they're gonna write it. I'm not, bitch, you can't stand. I gotta see if I can

find this video Boo. There's a blooper real of him giving Rabbish Rick Rude to interview and the sign behind them falls rabbish Rick rude and so, um, yeah, I know that I'm revamping cover Scanny classet right, um, and I need to I need to tap more into marketing. Kayla. You always what do you need? What do you need me? I need you to stay on my ass and help me with marketing. Um. That's my

biggest downfall. I really don't put much into marketing because I'll just I'm like, if you know me, you know I do shit, You're gonna fuck with her way and I'll just leave it at that. But I really have to push. I have to push it and get stuff out here, especially if I'm going through, you know, all the trouble like rebranding and stuff. So maybe I need to start doing like marketing. Like when I'm about to have tone put on the screen, tone, can you put that car

on the screen from me? Please? Not that one? Should be that one? That one? Yep? What do you say it like that? Don't get caught clapping cheeks, tint your windows, you naughty freaks. Tactical tent keeping the leg up on the competition. So then they give you the before and the after. If when it looks like fucking in the front seat before your rent your windows are tendant. And then after that's amazing fucking marketing.

That's not somebody actually getting well, we know that that's the advertisement. That's why I said this dope marketing, because they staged it that way so that they can use it for their marketing. Get paid. Mike. I love that. I fucking love that. That's photoshop. I thought they just had the employees do that eighteen and you got something else. I then getting coffee today. Then they just threw her in there actually do and then he

came back to use this. We can start off by purchasing ad space on shows. Maybe I was just gonna put a billboard up Burline Appleton. That seems to be prime Nigga space for billboards. No, No, Wendys is like sixty third Clinic and the Bank. I've been eating corners this whole show. We didn't had a conversation about corn nuts and all of it. Man tun in the houstry awkward. You never know what kind of snack we're gonna

have you. I told why to suck my corn nuts and then he held out his hand, and I was mad because he actually wanted something there's an insult Nigga invite do to our party. Okay, I think that I was leaving. I'm gonna leave it alone. What the whole interaction you said about cornuts? Yeah, I believe it be definitely do toy parties. People want me to a lot. Problem with that for me is number one. All right. I can get around that because I do pop up shops just fine.

The issue is I don't have a space to do parties, and I want a dedicated space for me to be able to have people come in and me host the parties. The reason why I don't want to be like traveling doing to our parties. Just know, I bite the funk out of nigga U yep um. The reason why I don't want to do things like you

know, like passion parties and shit like that. They bring stuff set up at your house and you know, I don't want to do that because I like to be in control of my environment and with me having a dedicated space where it's like, okay, you know you run out this time and I'm doing this party for you. I'm controlling who's able to attend. You cannot have anybody that's under eighteen in here, I can't tell you while I'm out

here. You know, got the fucking dicolator nine thousand vibrating shit trying to tell the bitches of the party. And then you got this little bad snotty nose as kid running through here, Like bro, put that nigga to bed. I can't do that because I'm in your crib. But at my spot, I can tell you he can't get in in the first fucking place. If y'all want to see here and spark up all this weed and blacking miles and all of this kind of ship, and I know that I can't be

around that much smoke. I don't have to worry about that in my environment because I can tell you, well, there's no smoking in the facility during the party. Blah blah blah blah blah. Smoking areas are outside and here and there and there. I'm quite sure TDR Podcast Network would love to host a Tory party, hostly awkward and broadcasted live for people to actually see and actually purchase online if they can't be here live. How to be dope? That would be a dope as how, Yeah, Caleb, make that shit

work, because you know I'm playing ship. No but um, that that is that's basically you know what's stopping me from hosting actual parties because I want to have spaces or I have shit set up. People come in and then I you know, go through all the products and everything together. Um, I don't want to go to people's houses. I don't feel safe going to people's houses. Um there's another thing. I don't want to be in any

space where I don't feel comfortable with. And then it's like say I get contracted to go to the spot and I'm sucking around and I end up on enemy turf and ship on a punch a lot of bitches and they ship throughout the day and a lot of people be related to people and then I find out later like I dated and they can find out that I draw this cousin

a couple you know back in the day. Shit happens like that. But yeah, so when when I can get things how I want, I would definitely be open to doing party because I give requests so much, and I also have to start looking, um into where I can get like the little not to broke shorts, but like personalized like order forms um like they have with that, like having knows being printed. Uh so, yeah, it's a lot. I just suck at I like Tommy idea because I'm buying the

Samsung after the night. Go you good fucking job. Uh you got a few options, you aren't tapping into nice ones. Let me give my life together. And I caught you always trying to point some out, but you do because I don't be like, you know what it's that even feeling like it. I just I told Kay, I said, I have so many fucking ideas. I'm just prible, horrible with execution because I have a terrible problem with gathering my thoughts enough to know a starting point. That's my issue.

I never know what I should start with, and then while I'm trying to figure that out, I get flustered and I'm like, fuck everything, and then I gonna do something else, think the one starting point like and then you talk yourself out of it because the starting point seemed to like yeah, I don't Yeah, so that's me and that's why I haven't done a lot of the things that I have wanted to do. I usually I just I don't know how to kick shit off. Uh, Keisha, we think

extremely too much and we're exhausted when it's time to do it. Ben, go at least meet me, listen to me, unlike other people. Emoji ass. I'm am. I'm a big thinker. I think the whole thing, but then all the details of the way, I don't know about the details. I'm pretty sure that was a shot at Tommy. I don't I don't work very I don't know what you ka talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. Part of the original hold on people die before that

shit popped off. I'm not with that. Yeah, South damn, I can't even be the original depth. So that's even worse. Tom I forgot that. We'll call it Kayla Rianna. No, I'm from the forward this message to you. That's the reason why I forgot to send it to you. Forward it to you. Please let that go. We call a truce. Thanks. Oh now that's me sing yeah so yep, so uh it

is spicy. Number has not been blurred because if you identify this individual, then you need to let him know to stop being a fucking boy and harassing women. He is not entitled to pussy out here. Um so um, we have a segment never gonna go into right now. This is basically niggas that do not know how to accept rejection and take no for an answer. So this Yeah, so this individual um with the phone number of four one

four eight four two four nine eight zero. I am not sure if that may be a Google Voice number or anything, but that is the number that he contacted this woman from. I told her, don't worry. I got you. I'll handle it. Don't block out nothing semi as he is listen to no um because she had actually she posted it, um, she had blurred everything out. I said, nah, send me unedited, I said, I said, I said, I put niggas in their place on home. She should be awkward, just like, uh, that one bitch that

was Steven what's her name? We need to bring her back up. Bitch that stole tone food while we're live on air. Yeah, so um he writes and instead of just accepting that, you know, he has the wrong number, you know, he's like suck And she was like who is this and like Chris, can we fuck again? And she was like wrong number? Fuck you? Then, bitch, like, how are you gonna get mad because you wrote the wrong fucking number? Right, I've never ever in

my life as a bitch can we again. That's the wildest never in my life. Is very much unwritten. So then he resigns, you were stuck up a bit. You ain't all that. She's like, yikes, very disturbing response. You have a good day, black ass, bitch, be humble, should be, should be give out the pussy to secure a good man. She's like, no clue who you are. And as I stated, you have the wrong number. So then she blocked him after this,

very yeah, so then so then she blocked him after that. Um, I really really really really couldn't stand your niggas, Like Tommy said, like he has never had to ask can he fuck again? But oh my pimp and pimp and Tommy, we just gonna start calling me Tommy. I'm not I'm not calm. Is he fantastic? I'm not calling him anything, but Thomas, she was on your side now she'm I don't know why again, I was just playing in the backyard. The back yard with the party niggas

is not at all. Um. And so there's an individual and he has it's not even just him. He's just like the most annoying because he constantly like tries to get me to have sex with him. Again. It's like, if you have to try to persuade me to have sex with you, getting it means that I didn't fucking like it. Okay, this is the rule I came up with. I made this up. Maybe it's not true. The first time you fucked the second time, it's like this, I'm

speaking on the behalf of women. Like, if you pass the test the second time, it's a all right, let me see if it was you know, it's as a second go round. The first time it wasn't that good. You get a second go round because you was digging. The third time, it's like, all right, we're good kind of thing. If you get the three times you you you you pretty much in the You can't apply that to me only because analy fuck you. No, I'm sitting I'm

like, I'm listening. The first time. The first time it's a trial. The second time, I was like, all right, I get a second time. The third time. The first one is that horrible? You're not getting us. That's what I'm saying to the third time. Is you you like the ride? No, the ride is a good ride. No, three times ain't good. But that's because of my line of work. For me, okay, so about getting water bottle down. So no, So for me, it's like that third time could be just and this nigga

agreed to be on camera, so I'll make it work. That's different I'm talking about. But that's what I'm saying without content. I'm just like, just like, fucking no, I don't give a fuck. If you call me a home and say you what the fuck you wants, I'm like, yeah, and there's a reason you couldn't fuck again. I think my point is that I get a chance to fuck at least at the third time. The dick is worth getting fucked. You know one normal and that right is

that? Is that fair the third time? If I is good enough to be fucking again, I get for no. We I had answered that before and then he clarified it. That's all I'm saying. It's different, and I don't want because of the fact that I fucked niggas more than three times, that wasn't that good. In case they're watching this show, I wanted to put that out there, thank you very much. I've never I've never done I've never said that pussy's not trash. I don't know what niggas who

say pussy is trashed, they pull shit, they full of ship. There's no such thing as really trash, uh man man, So there's no such things. Probably third time don't necessarily mean it was great, especially if they

classified bad dick. So why would But while we're getting classified bad pussy, well not necessarily, because it's like we can kind of bust I have, okay, So it doesn't make it good though sex I don't know having and I'll stress this again because I've said it on social media and on the pod several times, having good or bad sex, it's not the equivalent of having

good or bad dick, or good or bad vagina. Well, and even outside of that, it's like I can have a nigga that gives the most firefucking head, and maybe that's what I want because I know that he can't fucking go round. His dick is trash, he can't keep the motherfucker up, or he just it don't hit where it's supposed to fucking hit. But

this nigga got a motherfucking motor in his tongue. He can get the third chance just off of that, Like you know, all right, bro, just you put in the work, Just go ahead and get your little too pumps in so I go home and then I'll be lasting the grind bro. It's terrible. Um. Now, Kishia said, if she fuck three times they go together, she would literally kidnap herself before she fucked some trash dick again, thank you, she's actually verifying, Like, but that's it's a

big deal for you to give you a pussy up. It's a real big deal. So if I okay, if you're not a hole, it's a real big deal to give your pussy. I mean you're giving it up and the third time you get the same you get the same pussy for the third time. You're doing something. Yeah, you're doing something. It's a big deal. Some of them do some of them it's a it's a I'm looking

at it. It's a gift because for me, because for me, outside of doing content, I have had I have had relationships with trash dick. And I was fucking out of what I felt was an obligation. Said that before. I remember you're saying that and not the obligation, but you really was. He was really about the person though. It was a person that

you cared about, and that too, and it was both. It was both because there was a point where, like when when we speaking an obligation part, it was like there was a point where I was I told you I was fucking for sport, like I was fucking just now. When I say for sport, it was really just like I just want to see this

nigga turned into my bitch. That's what I mean by sucking for sports Like it was because I knew I wasn't getting any satisfaction out of it, so I had to make it a mental thing, a mental game for me to watch him squirm and turn into this little bitch because physically I wasn't being pleased

by him because he didn't have a dick to do it. Um. But then I did have people who because I was here's my turn again, y'all emotionally tracked because I was emotionally into this person, and I was like, all right, you know, we just we gonna have to we go make the dick work. It wasn't what I would have picked in a solo market, or it was somebody prior to me getting to that point, because I mean, I wasn't always like I've always had a level of freedom to myself,

but I wasn't always at this point. So there was a point you're beyond the point of most people. But there were, but but there was there was still a point where certain ship didn't matter, and it was like, an, I didn't fuck them already, I don't want to go fuck

nobody else, I might as well keep sucking them. So for a lot of women, that can also be a thing if they're not the type of people like how me and Keisha are now where it's like, bro, if I fuck wants and I didn't like it, I don't have to fuck you again, and I have no problem going and getting me some dick from elsewhere.

If they are not those type of people and they only like to have sex with one person at a time, and they're like, well, fuck, I didn't already fuck them now, I might as well just keep it going. They can continue you having sex with this person just because like yeah, because I because that that was me at a point. Ain't got enough we ain't got enough niggas in the thread to actually comment on them, And

I said trial runs are for app subscriptions, not sex partners. If you are trashed after the first run, will not return, so niggas well, it depends It depends, not because I made a post about this a long time ago asking but now I asked me and specifically, I said, how many times do you give a chick to be trashed? Before you just were like, man, this shit week, I don't want to deal with it no more. Yeah, most people said too. That's why I said the

third one and most people said too. Two is it is common? I think in the third one it's like, hey, it was good enough to try out a third time. And I don't even feel like that for y'all because some niggas just fuck was available. So if they so, if they choice fell asleep before and they didn't get to leave that door, unlock, that bitch that might not be hitting like that. If she up when he's sent out them texts and she was fine, she might get some dick even

though she she wasn't prime choice because her pussy wack. So that's person that person who care about the person who answered. But that's what I'm saying. It don't necessarily mean that her sex is good. It means that she was available to fuck, right. That's because the person who sex is good, she was sleeping, but she was all fucking someone else but we already got it in our mind. So so so nigga's listening, you don't any nigga that's listening. Are you fucking to get a second time? It depends,

I definitely. It depends like if I if I like you, if I like you, and will you give me some pussy? The goal is for me to get the second I'm going because because I like you, so I feel like we need to have a good sexual chemistry so I can get that shit again. Now if it's just a check that like I shot at now I'm inquiring on what that pussy it's like even if it's good, if I only got that shit was it was like I tried one time I got it

was. An objective is to not be a thread and like this being categorized as tragic, like that's my goal in life. Like when I'm going to I'm just trying to come out like I think you ever told that shit. I might be in one of these. I don't know, but I don't want to. I said, I wanted to put on the screen, but I felt like we were just talking about this because because in the family, I don't want to be the nigga that's a screensh. I don't want to

be a screenshot. I don't want to be a screenshot. Don't I'm I don't read y'all like with it. Wait, I'm gonna read y'all my response. And this is where it came here. This this coming right here. Mediocre Penis is crazy literally stands. She's talking about a nigga somewhere somebody is the example. And I don't want to be that name. But you also don't want either, and you also don't want to just be given out a

little. You can't bitch Grady fucking You cannot hand down top tier dick to everybody, because that's how you end up in situation you want to be because you're hitting everybody with the forty point game. I want to go in like Jordan see because I don't want you want the flue game? Is that what you want to give all? I'm knocking down threes from half course, I'm getting steph. I'll be looking like y'all surprised. We a little bit of

a three hours because we didn't record last week. But no, um so I said, listening, I said, I sent the screenshot to Kisa said, I want you to put your best it forward nigga. I tell people all the time when you when you approached Mimi for some pussy, and I actually oblige and say, okay, you know what, I'll give this a dough. You better flu gaming. Okay, you better flu gaming because if

you don't, you're not gonna fucking gear. And the reason for that is most likely because you niggas that be wanting the ship the most, like y'all ask for pussy the most, and like y'all be so persistent and so vocal about the ship that you will do and all this kind of shit, y'all be the ones that don't fucking show up. I just had this conversation with Kayla. We just had this conversation about that. How niggas be like just talking all this shit? How do I was like, so what happens after

that? To do would be because I try not to say a goddamn thing and I try to actually what I wanted. The game that I play is is you. I would not actually sueo pussy. I would not like sweat you for the pussy. I want you to be telling me that you want

to fuck. And then that's when we start talking about it. But I ain't gonna give you much detail about what's gonna happen, because shit, I don't want to know why roll up in the middle sho are not your But I be like, i'd be like, hey, watch watcha ridda says, the negros that can take me the longest cock do the worst cock. Black women who say cock is hilarious but that's funny, like I fucking hate it.

And the niggas ironically that I wouldn't that cannot get pussy from me again, those are the ones that we're on me the longest, and I'm just like, no, I'm good on that. I'm good. I'm good on that. Never the only person does it sound like for real, Like niggas really be like, hey, give me this, like when we're gonna again that text message count red kind of ship my right hand up. Okay.

On everything I have ever loved, living, dead and future. Okay, everything I have had, a nigga asked me like you must didn't like it? You, Hey, That's why I'm saying. The number of times is

the answer. I ain't trying to hear if you like man like right, So there is um I've told y'all you know, like I've had a relationship, and I answered this relationship, you know, not knowing what the dick like was first it was like at first, and then once I got the dick, I'm like, bro, this is not what I signed up. And then I was like, you know what I said, that's what I get for joking. Because I always said my soulmate is going to either have a very tiny dick, it's going to be a fat guy, or it's

going to be uncircumstan so maybe a combination of the three. So at that time, I thought that, you know, hard, this is, this is what happens. So you know, you know, so um, you know me and his blue pre Cooke trip, you know what, I made it work? So oh don't he um, Like look so the time you was fucking and that ship went to the left over there, that was I fully support that meme that say, don't tell the nigga his dick trash, just pull them close and start booing in his ear. Boo boo that man.

At this point at this point, because I got like a TS like they gave me like a free Google smart harm and all of that shit, and I got the speakers and everything I'm gonna just had that ship queued up on YouTube for the crowd to just start booing. Hey, Google play booing track boo. You were in there working hard, dude, you swing your irons. No, I say, yeah, we didn't say whisper booth. You put that nigga close in you boo. God, imagine tomato and the

man struck Tobato, Tobato tomato boo. Yeah. But you know, and so a person that I used to have sex with out of that obligation that I was saying, like sexually, it was not hitting, but because this is somebody who I was in a relationship with, and I felt that. Um see, remember I told y'all my mom don't have a cell phone. So now instead of texting me TikTok links, she's sucking emailing them to me.

She's turning it tobate. That's not back, but the fucking emails, bro, She emailed me a TikTok Like why why because her phone still works because she's on Wi Fi, so she can email and everything. She just can't texts. So everybody apple the Internet, Yeah that's true. So well, yeah, when mine wasn't on, I was doing like because we got like the little Samsung chat features and shit, so I was still able to like Kayla Denise Um. Yeah, but so I am not. I am

not in a romantic place with him anymore to where I can hear. I'm I'm not in a romantic place anymore to where I can accept his penis. And because I'm not in that place anymore, no, I don't. I don't want to have sex with him. So he sends me a freaky ass message of like nine brows ninth that this morning, and this nigga texts me like, hey, you got any glory whole content? So I screenshot and I send it to the group and MoMA's like, uh x and x X

must have got him block to something. I'm like, bro, we was having a normal conversation and then all of a sudden, this is where it comes out of left field. So one like dogy horny as fuck. Hey. So then Wara's father he like, see these conversations we haven't hear about people scare me and I never want to be in the bitch group chat like bitch, look at one fat horny ask back, so rewind rewind back, why you said you cannot be out here? Giving top tier dick. But

listen to the fucking comments right here. These niggas is talking big shit and I married basic penis a baby. I feel you. You go my boyfriend me, nigga, how do you fuck and just like not give it all? But you can't give you carry out fuck every girl like it's the last one. Then maybe that's a sign of just stop slanging dick to everybody in the first place. What's the happy media? The happy media, mister Quinn, fucking everybody and given to the one person to the shit out of him.

Yes, yes, right, and I'm got that one person to be met. So some people want to multiple people. Yeah, you're going to multiple people. You cannot be shooting from half court every time every time, or or you need to properly vet unlike my brother seemed to do. They don't vet bitches at all, and they get the crazy bunch. If you are do not like crazy people. So in my first stint of hoism, yes I did learn that shit. I learned that shit like this shits out

because you just can't give. But you want to fuck bitches top tiers, so you're gonna turn them crazy even if they weren't Hey, but if I'm going after one chick and I really want this chick and I want to make crazy just off Dick is musty. I want to do better. I want to stick around. I do better. It's giving out of other feed black. If if I got one chicken, I want to keep her around, I'm gonna give her. I'm gonna get rid of this. I'm gonna give

her. No, nah, that's some. I'm gonna marry you. We getting married if I boy were about to walk down out And that's why I like like one of like my main content partner, Like when me in Bay and that's not bas you know, when we weren't dealing and I was dealing with this person all the time, like we were shooting all the time.

Like people probably saw our videos and thought that we were a fucking couple because like we fucked like we you know, And I'm like, bro, bring your a game and oh do y'all remember the one guy that was being weird and I told when I posted the message me telling them as Dick was trash. Remember that guy? Huhm version no um talking? Oh niggas, who am giving trash? Dick sign is throwaway or computer and all sacular advices.

Kidnap yourself in practice, sir an orange or something fresh through you. Hey, look when I tell you like that piss hole gonna be spicy as the motherfucker from that citric assid. But I say that sho feel like a burn couch noy with that shit. But I've actually told him, you know,

multiplies as degree. I just recently blocked him because I actually told I said, for me to ever agree to like work with you again, because I typically don't charge people for scenes because it's there's a mutual benefit with us, like we're working together, Like you're recording your footage, I'm recording my footage. We swapping and you know it's cool you posted on your shit, I'm

posting online. So it's not like one of those things where just saying, motherfucker want to work with miss be nasty and shit like you are trying to come up off her using her and your content. You're paying for the feature, right, We I work with people who I don't have to worry about that. We're like we're on the same level in and shit, Like it's not like more so a feature, it's just we co stars. Yeah, but for him. I'm like, bro, you gotta pay for the feature.

Your dick was so tracked, like you have to pay me. You have to pay because your dick was weak that you you you have to And even because he was like, well who, I was like, I say, all of that depends, I said, ries, I said, is it my location? Your location? Do I have to do all the editing and singing? You to ship? Like? What are we using my equipment? Are you bringing your own equipment? Like? There are variables to this

ship, and I just I ended up. I ended up blocking them because I'm just it's when your dick is trash enough that I don't even want to be paid for it. No, so please because it matters now. I was talking to the niggas. There's a lot of vague conversation here about trash dick. It would be the time, just like we come to Mystery yow, we're going to your studio. Because when Mystery yelled and you go, how to pay me? If I'm coming to your studio, you already worried

about that. So you don't have to pay me for that because that's not coming out of my pocket. It's a lot of shit variables. What what is trash dick examples versus a verse. I don't. It's a very vague, very vague conversation about trash dick, and it's just like everything. And even even Keisha's explanation is really wild because I still don't know where I don't see her. Where's her? Awesome? She said something the hand and the shoulder thrust shit, Like what like? What what the was that it only

calls something trash it is. No, it's it's it's It's not subjective because they all be agreeing. No, it consensus, cous y girl. No, it's subjective because there are some popular Milwaukee dick that bitches be out here fighting over having babies by and I'm just sitting here like I've had it, bitch and how so it's definitely subjective because I'd be like, what are you guys doing? Why what are you doing? Do you know that there is

better dick out here? And beyond trust crush on one chicken Milwauke that's probably kind of known. And I found out her baby that he was and I was like, damn, like pussy too, why that's not wow? Yep? Not screwing up to the tape because it's like, like I said, I've had and I'm like, I'm like, first of all, the nigga is not girthy at all. Okay, girth like it ain't it ain't it ain't him dick, ain't no heavy hit or sweetheart. He ain't got no

weight to it. What is y'all fighting about? Y'all out here making fake pages and stalking each other and fighting and flipping and ship and having babies in it. Ain't that good off of the number two pencils. I ain't even performing them kind of mental gymnastics on motherfuckers. So yeah, there there are several people who are out here and they will have bitches Kate Crusadan for the dick, and I've had it, and I'm just like, God, fun

with that, all right? They swear by the dick, and I'm like, it wasn't all that to me at all, Like not even like bro, it's not in my top ten at all. So it must be the emotion involved in it there. It's gotta be the emotion, na, But for me, trash dick um, it's definitely like if you were not girthy,

I can't like, I can't rock with that. I like you know, I like you know, like you know okay, so you know how when you you're know how when you read like a Spider Man comic and he he shoot his wig, we're gonna be like TWI that's how I feel like little dicks come out. I need a motherfucking I need. I don't want

a little dick. That'd be like when it first came out. I need some shit like when he when he pull his motherfuck draws down and mother come out with that doorstop or shit to hit the hit the table like this, it just fall out. I'll say I haven't had a consistent trash experience. There's a there's a difference in the thump versus the twip, okay, not the little I think that's the subjectivity though, because some women don't, Yeah, they don't have to have that. Yeah, some some people don't,

like they don't come outside. Yeah. And for me, length is not like you don't have to have like this ridiculous twelve thirteen inch porn start dick. That's not my issue. I just asked. I just pussy only but so deep? Where is he cramming all that throat? Only so deep? Too? And I makes you disappearing here too. No, So here's the thing for me. The reason why I prefer long dick is because I like, wow, yo, can we stop? Okay? I don't want anybody

to feel attacked by me saying long dick, so I'll use this. The reason why I prefer above average length because there's nothing wrong with average LMP dick. I want to stress that there's nothing wrong with average LMP dick. The reason I prefer above average LMP dick is because I don't only want to fuck missionary and doggy style, Okay. I like to bounce on dick. And

I mean, like, actually bounce on fucking dick. You can't do that when you gotta fucking you can only move this fire and shit because if you go up just a little half, it's further that motherfucker GOWI that's where you get the twip again. So that's why I said chicken nugget. You know you can't deal with chicken ug Yeah. I like to be able to go full up, a full up and bounce. You can't have it. Now. Just imagine I got this big, buff, strong gass nigga that can

pick me up during set. But it don't matter because when he got to pick me up during sex, his dick is not long enough to stay in when he's trying to stand up and fucked me like this because it's not long enough. So me needing an above average dick is because of the type of sex and gymnastics I like to do when I'm on the dick. That is the only reason why there's nothing wrong where average dick. Average dick just limits the type of sex that I can have, and I don't like my sex

to be limited. That's all it is. It's how you work it. Because you don't you're not about to damage my shit, do Okay, she don't mind being damaged me? Yeah, Kayla say it's the motion of the ocean. Yeah, Because like I have had a nigga who is he's definitely below average. No, I think he's average based off of like white men standards because averages was six inches. I don't I still don't think he's six because I've been I was eating subway sandwiches for a long time and that that

wasn't no subway saying with six, I don't know. I don't know, little dick, because this is a healing it's I'm Okay, nothing's wrong with you, Nothing is wrong with you, and whatever. Nigga, yes, little dick. Niggas love riders and they love to get head for some reason. And contrary to popular belief, sucking little dick is not easier. It is more stressful because you have to bring your jaws in tighter. It's like,

it's a lot easier to suck a cucumber than a spaghetti noodle. It's a lot more effort sucking a spaghetti noodle because you gotta really look spaghetti noodo. You gotta really cucumber you just so it's less stress on the face. I like pussy morning head though, real, and there are a lot of people that's like that, and like for me, like sorr for a minute, I was like, all right, let me now, do you feel now we can stop that? Okay? Now are you when are you one

of those guys who rarely who rarely come from head? Are you one of those guys that rarely come from head? Have you done at all? Really? Yeah? See? And I've noticed like if there are guys and they don't like, they don't really knut from head, They're like, it's not a big deal to me. Because I don't come from any man starter. Let's go all right, next phase. My biggest regret was one of my exes, like he didn't like head like that um for the same reason.

But he was a he was a bigger guy, he was above average. So his problem was there weren't a lot of people that he dealt with that was like really able to like suck it for him to feel good like that because it's like his size. And then and he started coming from head and then he started asking me for it all the time. I was like, I hated it. And I didn't hate it because everybody knows I love giving oral sex. I hated it because I don't like to be asked for it.

I'll probably only come like three times in my life. I'm sorry to hear that. It's not this extra for the jaw. It is suck that man sucking that little child. Look what I can have crows, speed, forehead lines and everything else, but the side of my mouth probably tightest. Fuck give me the worst the other way around. Nope, it is definitely because you you have to put more effort into maintaining the suction around a little

dick. That's why most women don't you get a headache sucking little dick because you gotta suck so hard. It's not even that. Niggas just thirsty and they don't even give you the chance for it. I asked. I asked one time because somebody I was. I'm so disappointed. I had to because we've been working for so long. I was like, okay, someone is in my time, like for like sorry, RYL said, got the bullshit niggas. It had been so long. I had to. I had to

say something. And it wasn't even like I asked. It was like hey, it was like what you want me to do? And I said this I want you to do and I'm like, oh see, now that's wild. That's where we had okay and yeah, because like I said, like you should probably go ya, I said, I used to hate giving it, but now I've chanted to. Look. I drew a comic about one with me. Y'all. Remember I licked it and I cried, butch, I'm trying to suck me a big I was a very late bloom on sucking

there. I mean, I'm great at it now, but it took me in. I was Some of y'all are staunchly I was like, like some of y'all were like, no, I don't, I don't do that. It's just something women out there that and that was one that was one that was one circumstance for that. That's the case, yes, because there are women that feels like sucking dick is like beneath them. This is a good thank you for the feedback. I'm good to know. I'm good to get to know that. Like I, if it comes if it comes automatic,

if it comes automatic, hey do my job. That's why you go in. And that's why I go in. Ye see. And for me, I just sucked dick because I love sucking dick. And I'm not gonna sucking nigga if I feel like his dick ain't suckable. If I feel like your dick don't belong in my mouth, it don't belong in my pussy either. So that's why I don't get when people are like, well, I'm not sucking everybody dick, Why are you sucking them? You want everybody? Yeah,

I just but that's a personal preference for me. I can't have sex with somebody if I feel like I don't trust sucking their dick. If I don't trust sucking your dick. I don't trust your dick at all. And if I don't trust your dick at all, it has no business. Actually, and me and a woman like if like I, it has to be a you have to be like, you have to smell good and all that shit. It's all kind of shit that come from it, you know. Yeah, I can't have sex with anybody that I feel like it's unsafe to

suck they dick. He said, So, um, I haven't I gotten any head man anytime. So let's talk about let's disgust this. That's wild, say exactly, that's damn in my intro, Yeah, I because look, I suck. I will subject. I will suck it like a namatic beginning, beginning, middle end, like I'll do it to get the party started. And I'm a very spontaneous person like that is one of my main things. I like to do shit on the floman any time, anywhere kind

of person. So suck dick is not it's not this a big deal that bitches trying to make it seem like it is. Um, I honestly, and I yeah, and I get way more pleasure out of it than I should. But I'm also control freaking Thomas. So I think that's the dominant side of me. But um, if you if if you can't pop it out, you know, take yourself off for him. I don't know, man, I think that I kept if I was a nigg in the bitch didn't want to suck her juices off of me, I be like, bitch,

was wrong with you? Should I be eating it? I think eventually I was hoping that one day it puts I'm good. It is fucking what else? No, we don't know what's in there. All hes do is eat incredible. All right, So um, before we do leave, I'm actually gonna have tone um play this video and dedicated to my bad. That's not bad. I just said. I just sent it to you know. It's did not Jay Swift. Guy, not Jay Swift. He's fucking amazing.

Sometimes he lost his job for doing TikTok videos at work in his uniform securitized. Ye all. I feel like we're a lot of him. Niggas will Yeah, I feel like niggas will definitely find everything that they want and ship and will admit it like they name off all of these different qualities and ship and be like this is everything. That I need, but then they still go chasing bullshit. Hey, I didn't ask what you came to me.

Look, and then when you left you came back to me. Bro, I didn't I didn't ask you to be here because your wife can't. Because your wife can't satisfy you, you ain't supposed to come back over here his wife. No, I'm saying the person that I still be trying to come back. Oh hell no, not no, no, no. Me and Mike's has been cool. Don't bring him in here. We're good today. No, no, no, But I get it. It was like you made your choice, stick to it out there, but it is.

It's like you're looking for all this shit and then everything that you want it you got it, and then you still find them to suck it up. They act like were the problem. But that's true even when you like, I want this guy, I want this guy, I want this guy, and then you know and okay, so I kind of get it, though only a little bit, only a little bit. Like once you get an environment where bitches don't gotta like not scream because your mom in the next room

and ship, you'll be good at what age? At what age? And niggas stopped just sucking everything that come anyway, that's subjective. That's subjective because there's some dudes that's your age that's still doing that. Shyeah, it's crazy, bro. Your cousins still in the clubs, right, dude, I've seen when I was at the Look who party you and what age? Grow up? Clearly they don't. I mean I got to a point where I'm like, you know what, I'm good like literally, I'm good like whatever

I was. I was sticking with the one for whatever time I got friends. I think when I got over the insal shot of actually you're like, wow, this really happened. Literally after I got divorced. After my divorce twenty eighteen, I was like, this is what it's like, Lord, have mercy. Look I didn't, I did not. I did not know

it was that easy. I come from a Dirk place in life, like when you always the fat kid and people make fun of you, Like I didn't never think I was cute, And let me tell you that I was the fat kid and I was the one that was made fun of it.

I thought I was dire version. And then when I grew into my personality or whatever, and bitch started to want to give you find out I was just that fuck everything once I got over there, and this was shocking of like but just like you, Yeah, I was kind of start being picky. Like when you see that you can get bitches, you start picking and choosing on where you want to put your day. But when you feel like you ate that we're gonna get no ass, you take whatever that thumbing is.

It's like, I want you to be a choosy lover. Remember that game, remember that game show where I used to lock you in that little turn oh even that chucky cheese around, the tickets funding around. I feel like facts exactly how you would take what it is readily available. Okay, listen everything you want writing your damn face and you look right over for bs yes, And then that's because that causes them to become the hotel podcast niggas.

I beat them, niggas. I just deleted the fucking slew up off my goddamn Facebook page, like there are no reason why every post you have, every post is women is women, women is women. That life not toking the bitch. We need one with coins for these things. Feeling like the hotel but again, some shit you can't put on Please Donna embarrass me. That's why again, back to that conversation. A lot of that ship Tom bring me about, I'd be in my whole head, but I'm glad

I do because I don't want to be a screenshot. I'm fifty yeah, and I feel like the first time a bitch a bottle of water, Oh when it's frosty. Baby, I'm fifty years old and I had bougie dick, and I feel like the first time a bitch catched me sleep. They can't wait to say me and me, look at what's your fat, freaky

ass brother. I'm not going out like that at all. Please don't because I don't want to wake up and look at the family group chat and she'd be like, just what you be one because you know I'm gonna say something. You always talk that nice guy shit, this type of free because what I didn't want to on the side of you, but apparently it exists. I don't care it is. I don't. I don't want to feel like

I can't go out like that. I have no problems for calling my owns bullshit, like bro, even when I be an inbox said we have a conversation. I'd be like out approved what I said. I actually don't want to hear shit about me. I don't want to hear the trash it. I want to hear the good shit. I don't to hear nothing I want to. I don't want to see nothing out there. I don't. I'm just I don't want. But if you gotta put my name, I would like it was some kind of I don't hear. I don't want to hear

nothing. I don't want to hear nothing. This is that sometimes we be embarrassed, not crazy, because I know you're funny looking nass did not sir, Yes, yeah, I just don't want my name to be the audacity of this, because that's what's pissed me off. Like, first of all, I know the fuck you did not have the audacity to play in my face when you were only cute with a hat on, and I still gave

you a chance out a couple of those. Definitely, I don't. I don't got the cache to be but I like wearing a hat and actually making people believe I don't have here. But if mine is out here, um violating in boxes, please come to me first before we make it public. Um, why I want to see it. I want to see it. I don't know, bro, you'll be high. I don't know what you because I ain't there enough to do it. Yeah, we are gonna go ahead and get out of here. I just I had to make sure that

I played that fucking video because it popped up. Um last night. I was like, dude, I said, that's just so fucking accurate. But next week, trying next week? Next week? Um no, because we didn't do a show last week. Nigga, that's cool and sixties nuts. See, yes, I end up on the four nut. Goddamn it. Why I can't wait to zapp you next week? I'm coming in there,

you know what. Just damn keep breaking ship. Yeah. But um, if you were not able to stay for the full life or you came in late, that it's perfectly okay because as you know, new episodes drop Tuesdays at ten am on your favorite streaming platform, so you can always go stream the audio or go back catch the replay on Monday's or just go watch our YouTube channel hostially awkward until next time. We got a hol