Episode 201: Trans-Action

Oh, it didn't even give you the intro and didn't We just just went straight to the countdown. That's because they know we laid his motherfucker there was bro. We ain't gonnam time for this. Just jump right in. Um. So for those that will actually join, I'm the ghost brother, that's it. I'm glad you see my glasses because I thought they were gone forever. That's why I'm lad. So here we are. Oh those are different

glasses. They don't got a thing on the right. Really. Last time he was here, looked like the motherfuckers was moving, so I don't know they were moving actually what he was doing, he was all that's why you can't be on the camera now because he's too much in the camera. Last time he's moving and groove. Look here, we love you. I know he's looking like OZ over here. I'm just making it comfortable for me and my teammate because he likes the DJ over here, so I want to make

sure he can you now do his thing over here too. That's that computer. Tony Stark was in there when they found out where what kinda was right with the purple vibratiu Hey, you know, speaking of uh, Tony start. Remember when he snitched on Dog for playing Gallagher right does Actually, so there is a picture that I sent you. It was like a little you know, like a little advertising board that be outside and go ahead and put

that up. Actually clipped all that together at the video. Yep. He was so pss when he found out love Dog and he was mad as fuck. Yea. So um, I had Sunday Fun Day today. And this is actually the largest arcade in the world. Apparently it's right outside of Chicago's. They have their own Brookfield. So it's Brookfield, Illinois. I've heard of it. Yeah, and they had so much like it was. And the cool thing about it is like once you pay admissions like look top Oh

hell no, so I was playing reminded tone. Can you remind it that bacon like Devil Dragon started off wild as fuck? Yeah, you know the whole he just got pushed this bitch and kidnapped it. Oh oh, you didn't notice the backstory behind Double Dragon the whole time. Player two is the villain. He he kidnapped his brother's bitch just because he got tired of the fact that he wasn't hanging out with his bro like he used to dude, this is killing up down. Like, yeah, they had and this is

nowhere near how much they had. I mean Snapchat only does a fucking minute, but they are so it was about an hour for the five thing. Man. All the games you get in, yes, you pay admission. It's uh, it's twenty dollars a rap for the arcade um. You can

burn through like one game alone. Yeah. So once you do that and you pay admission, hey Brett, baby, Uh, once you pay admission, all the games are set to free play, so they are open from like eleven in the morning to twelve midnight, so he could literally be there all No, that's the difference. Ye, up down, Yeah and up down. You know they have like additional stuff like you can play you the big ass Jenga and all that shit. This is all video but they're souls

much shit there. Man. I don't need alcohol and it's you know, noise. You don't want to risk that one. You don't drink at all, right, you drink. You don't drink like to like get a buzz or anything. It's just weak. Just don't count this very bus This is very similar to as you post. That's right, right, said, Look who decides to come to work. I had already posted my disclaimer to let them know. I was like, se Yea, I was in Chicago and I was here on time, but no, Um, nigga's always talking shit.

It was. Hey, we worried about junk as eating mango. It was, and Nigga, y'all wasn't worried about me. Y'all was in here kicking it. Y'all was snitched on already. Y'all could have wouldn't been the first time Next parted without me. I'm gonna say, being somewhat new to this whole platform, the people who knew played, it's like, oh, this is some normal Okay, it's that I'm like, the hell am I looking at it? So I was explaining how I did Sunday Funday today,

and um, it's called what's it Galloping Ghosts? Right? Yeah, yeah, Galloping Ghosts. It is the world's largest arcade. That's what I was like, But we need a trip there, Like they have so much shit and it's so dope because it's like the nostalgia man, Like they have one row. It's like all the Street Fighter games, like back to back to back, like all in one row and then on the other side, it's like you got your Mortal Kombat and Killer Instincts and shit, you got your

driving games. I was playing, Um, what's that the one with the shooting the zombies and ship the something dead? Mhm, what're you doing? Twice? Now? Hey, that's funny. It's funny because y'all, y'all can hear y'all can hear me twice, But I guess I only heard him once because one I got a new table coming in that's gone kind of do that. We just gotta wait for it to get here. Yeah, shit, we can. We can definitely coordinate a trip like that was something that

like it was really really really fun. I mean, you got and then it's like when you have a game, you know, they give you like the full series, like whether you got all your your Donkey Kongs or you know whatever. Y'all remember paper Boy? Absolutely, that was my ship. I have never paid played it and in fucking arcade to know that to play it on the Arcade games, Actually no, no, I didn't. Yeah, and it's so funny, but like I couldn't record it because I was

actually playing. But it was so funny to me because you know, when you were delivering the papers, you got little obstacles and ship. You know, you got the dog that run out. Yeah, it's two niggas scrapping on the shot on the skywalk. Yeah, so instead of avoiding them, I shot a paper at them and he broke it up. But one film did another did like this like you want so I'm like, damn, but I just have this nigga jumping or what like video games like that again.

But we had so much fun. I'm just saying, dude, I feel you like a regular Verdon of Paperboy. That was great. That was great. That was I played the funk out of Frogger. I played that, I'm not saying, the most the most fun dat I've ever had. I took them up down and we stayed until damn mirror it was over. And me and him like we were just up down a couple of weeks ago, but that was something like that's we big ass kids, that ship that we

like to do. So it was really, really, really is And then he sat down st playing Gallagher and I just started cracking up because I thought about Tony Start. My ship will always be that Terminator Salvation game. They got it the way you sit there and just four long boards. The only reason why they had tech Mobo and we were just talking about that. I don't know, I didn't see. I don't know if y'all remember it's this old old football game. It was like some rough shit. Um what was

that place called Mike Mike Higans Mike something. Yeah. Yeah, I loved going there as a kid because my dad was real football players that like you, they fly like it was called like pig skins or something like that. So it was like a dirty kind of like yeah, they had that ship and that took me all the way back because I'm like, yeah, invaders and you could fight and shit like yeah, but I used to love that

game. Like we used to always wait, where was Mike? Was it like Kenosha or like it was like one hundred twenty four from like it was because I say, like we used to be driving for a long time. You were kids back then. Used to we used to drive over the play you know a little bit because they used to had like the little bating cages and and we that adjustable rims we played you know this entire time. I thought we was going down like Kenosher racing like because he remember we didn't used

to go nowhere back in the days was kids. So we went to like Sai it was one four, but then he had to go like shoot like in the back row behind one hundred twenty four. It was like behind j I don't know if they played that, but he was definitely playing WrestleMania and he was beating the shit out dunk going the clown. So whenever he was whenever, he was fine, don't I mean shit, a bowling ball and

bowling pins was falling out of him, you know what. Yeah, Now that that was when the strategy of the game got a little bit more like complex, and they started actually making the player move more. The harder, the harder game was like Donkey Like I played Donkey calling this ship is actually harder than I played. I played Donkey Kong for like twenty minutes today, and when I tell you, I could not get up past like the third cousin fucking barrel. It was going by the right, That's exactly what it

kept catching me on the ladder. I'm like, all right. First I was cool, but then it was like, oh bitch, all right, it didn't kept coming down. I just cannot jump over that ship. So yeah, I got I got my ass, I got my ass beat playing punch Out, I got punch Out and Super punch Out. Um, they just they had so much. Yeah, because so what happened was, Um, I am going to recap my entire weekend one, don't fucking start that. So Alom gonna tell don't fucking start. You sit there and you shut

the fuck up. Just just sit there and shut the fuck up because I know what it's gonna trigger. Because I know what it's gonna trigger. So um, me and betas not bet y'all know, we usually like going off to Chicago for a weekend like that's that's our thing, but since he's been driving and ship, we haven't really been able to do that. I'm sorry, time out. Who was the nigga that was here last time? That was? Who was that nigga who was here back here? Oh that's bro,

that's not bad. I mean not saying that's who it was, but I'm just he was very mysterious and I didn't know who he was, and I just wanted to make sure I know he used to be on here before y'all were just he used to be on here before y'all were we had that conversation, but I didn't know. We don't know that. But okay, it's like all right, continue, I'm sorry, Yes, I'm having flashbacks. It so right, we went down. We planned to go to Chicago, so we left and the whole purpose was for us to go to um

an event. Okay, now this event, let me get the official name of it. Bro, I gotta stop doing wild ship? Yes you like, no, I'm too adventurous. Bro. Can you relax please? Not in here, like just just chill no, So, yes, yes, I'm a stab you see. I can tell you that on here because I can't get blocked. But I brought you out. Okay. So there is a spot down there. It's called the fifteenth Alf Adult Emporium. So it's like when you walk in, so there's like an adult you know books,

adult bookstore, you know, porn movies and whatever. They got a couple of toys on the wall. But it's not like a lot, not like a full scale sex store. Um. But once you go in and like pay the admission, um, there is a theater room. You took to a peep show and there's a theater room. So when you go in, there is a gigantic screen and you know it's set up like a little like

a little mini movie theater. It kind of reminds you like school auditorium, not not as big, but like with a little flip up season ship. Um. So they didn't have glory holes, but they do have the like the acts the individual movie rooms, so like you go in pop the dollar in and a porn place, but during actual parties, they are set to just play so you don't have to worry about pamperings those rooms. Okay, so let me tell you about the room. That's because you said who cleans

the room? And somebody who ever had to clean them from Saturday was gonna be upset because we went in one and I was like, ye, the level of Buddussi. And I don't even know if it was really Buddussi because there were so many trans women there what, No, like it was it was. It was. It was an interesting experience for us to go together and kind of like, you know, trying to mingle and shit, but

there were just it was just way too much unseasoned chicken. And you know lady boys for me um and and old and old you know old for like I mean old bitches walking around up yeah. Yeah, and then and then there's a stage, right, so there's so there's a stage and there are two stripper poles on this stage. Now one of the trans woman was getting with it, like I mean as far as like with the rhythm and shit, and I'm like, I don't know, maybe they're not white, maybe

they're like Hispanic or something. You know, they got rhythmic. You do know that you and him have to get married. There's no way that because you can't do any of this weird o shit with anybody else. Try could. You were never finished like another nigga. We didn't know that there was gonna see. But it's not the pa that y'all didn't know. It's the fact that he was comfortable with you experience. Any other dude wouldn't even made it to the door. It's not true. Oh oh oh oh okay,

okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. So the good part now, yeah, so no, because listen, I didn't need Okay, so you triggered the conversation because when you walk in here right when we when we first get there, there is you know, there's a little guy, he's a little Hispanic guy. He's out there like directing traffic. Like, so they're asking, you know, what area you're going to, and then when you tell them, they're like, all right, you know, go back. So he asks me, he's like, all right, my guy,

you know how much is it to park? He was like, oh, no, it's free. We weren't expecting that because if you know, we're skygoaryship. So we go and we park, and as we're going in, the security guard, you know, he holds the door open, so I'll go in, you know, say thank you, like, oh, you know, thanks my man. Whatever. So we go in, we pay, and then you know, they give you a little risk brand, a little wristband. So we're going in and going, you know, exploring and

everything. Um, okay, remember that first movie room I told you all about. Well, when you go into the movie room, you can either sit down and watch the porn that's on the screen. You sit down and watch the porn on the screen, or you can proceed to what's called the red room. No so yeah, so so it's it's it's called the red room. Now we are new, we are new. This this is the first time we're here. So you know, it's it's other people. They're

used to it. So we sit down in the seats, you know, and the therasty he's just kind of, you know, observing, and we keep seeing this crowd, like everybody keeps like going to the back room, and curiosity is like really really like, let's see what's going on. That's what's going on. That's what you're here for it, that's what because I'm like, something has to be back the like there's way too many people just they're just dugging back, going right past the fucking seats, So there has

to be something back there. There people going on work. It's always white people going out, so it wasn't just white people though. So we finally get up. I'm like, Bay, you're gonna go see and he was like come on, so we go, and as always he always, you know, he's the bigger one, so he leads us through. So we're going and as we're walking through, it's like he's just like turning this shit and I'm like, what's going on? And then it's like I'm like why

everybody, why everybody's shoulder moving like this. Niggas just sing and then just watching this shit and they just beating their dig off, I'm like, oh my god. So they're staying in this room. So I'm like something like, well, I'm not bron No, they ain't just staying here beating. They dick something. They gotta be seeing something. I'm short, so I can't see. So we put it through the crowd. And I don't think he's because the way he's looking at ship, he's not as short as me,

So he's not. He's making his way trying to get us through the crowd. I don't think that he realizes so, so so we know, so listen, So we make it. So we make them to meet the final corner of the room and there is Yeah, so we see a lady bent over in what is a gang bang right where what I know it's there. So we see a white lady rent over and um participating in a gang bang, right, so you know she got Dix in hand, Dixon face. Why is the nigga that's fucking her in the fucking security guard that had

the door with us? The security guards back here getting pussy, I said, I said, this nigga from the harden the door open the hold as she's open, Blaska went, oh, here protect in the service. I

don't think. I think the thing that disturbed me the most was the fact that like because because you okay, because you know how like the coochie is here right, and you know, when Nigga's like trying to get ready, like they do that little thing where they're like swiping it up and down before they get it in there, they'd be like and then they put it in and like so he was like doing that little flick thing and then went in and he was like on this tippy toes a little bit. I mean,

that's big bitch. So did me the free so you know, he liked trying to like trying to get his momentium. Shit. I don't like the way Bro gave me eye contact me and tried to like get a little little hip swing. And I was like, I said, we can go now. And I didn't even get to this part of the story. That's part you see how you no, but everybody can. I'm talking about my fucking pink hair. So some people knew that I was going because I registered only

for the event. Um beyond felt like so for people that was like, you know, it was coming up talking to me about my hair and ship and then when I was leaving. Some nigga just yelled at the blew that pink make it think and I was like, oh my god, Yeah, I met a sex therapist there, and I think she was trying to like recruiting ship. But you know, we don't do the I do light skin

the one, but not just paying the game bang. No. I mean everybody seemed to be actually actually first tell us has he and then would all right beat his ass. Again. That's a different that's a different level of comfort and maturity. That just how you mean out around a bunch of other yall mean see, and I guess I look at like there there are so many there are so many situations where guys like to be naked around each other. And I think not like paying attention because I always look at like niggas

that play sports and ship in the locker rooms. And that's one thing. That's what that's a whole other thing. But but that's what I'm saying. Watching You're not sitting here watching like, damn, bro, your balls,

hain't you kind of load today? Let's go, Let's go. What I'm saying, I'm saying I'm sitting there watching you take your ship and flicking on her clip like real clip before you put it in, like can't wait, like no nigga, right, but that's what But I mean like, okay, so when it's in the sense of like because he's you know what I'm saying, no, hi, you come in with like you come in with

rules side here, no touching light hair, but don't make icons. It was just it was this old, freaky lady in there, and and it's crazy because I was like I honestly, I was like for her to be Oh, her titties ain't as low as you would think that, and she

was old, like well, I don't know white people. She could have been thirty, okay, so you you call a lot of people old complete clarify No, I mean like sixty time, like we gotta stop saying oh yeah, because he pushing fifty so he no. I mean like she was probably like her and Maddie could have been drinking beers together like olderly she was yes, okay, like actual, like like thinking one of the golden girls up there, where their titties out there? You know he blanches forty nine

on that ship because I would have put it all on. You weren't even fifty on Blanche would have got the work. But you gotta understand that the age differently than they do. Because I was talking to a lady ons was it Saturday, no Friday night up at um Saint Kay's, and she was like, yeah, I'm forty three, And I looked at I'm like, I'm forty two. Yeah, it's spoiled milksn it's yogurt, it's all girdle.

Well. One of our final encounters of the night was like we were we were coming out right because well we didn't wanted the movie rooms and I think that they thought that they was gonna get a free show. But you know, me doing only fans, I'm like, man needs to pay for it. But there was so many people outside the door listening. When we opened the door, I wasn't disturbed by it was just funny. Oh he did the elderly shout out, I funny how big the screen is? The

words were still small and he did that. But no, U take that. Take that it's something now like the party, the party itself. The party itself was like very very welcoming. Um hey, try showing her now of all of those people there was only there was only one chick that I saw it. I was like, okay, I liked them buns like it was a black chick, of course, and I felt and her ass was definitely real because she didn't handle titties. You know. It's it's where you

get both. It's usually the little best things. It's we're talking about. We're not talking about anomalies here. Okay, we're not talking about one of one you accorded by your so so what happened was she had because it's it was a by would be event bring your own bottle for those I don't know, bring your own buns. But but yeah, so we kept seeing like

all these white people and everything else. I was like, damn when the niggas at especially because a lot of people had reached out to me like once I rsp but I uh, but all of the black all of the black people were hitting me up like hey, you know what time y'all coming down. But so I'm thinking it's gonna be like a network of niggas, you know what I'm saying of us. But it was only from eight o'clock to

one. We left at twelve thirty. What I'm saying, like, when I did gallery ship the racist coming shifts, like there's the early shift of old white white. Oh, there was a whole nigga that I thought came with somebody. Right, we were sitting in the theater and I hear him talking, be cool, like man, next time, I'm leaving the house getting here at nine, So I'm thinking he's talking to somebody. I'm nobody's sitting next to him that I'm like, he hain't got no AirPods or nothing.

What the fuck is Like? No, he was just talking. But there were so and then he got to me like once he did notice though, he like he's like, then we gotta He was like, I can't see one more nigga beating because what's going on in here tonight? Because so tonight is an indicator that you you frequent this establishment. But the funny part is the funny part to me is you would think in that type of setting

the lighting would be more intimate. Bro. It's like Sherman Phoenix hallway through that fucking place, right except for the place where the little night Like the only places that are dark is the red room because it's obviously a red light, the movie theater room, and like the little individual you know, rooms or whatever. But the hallway this ship, it's like so bright, like police district, right, So we are walking out this at this point,

we're we're headed out of the facility, depending out to the car. There is um some think of carpeted bleachers, right, like you you know how bleachers stairstep, like that's what people were sitting on. But it's carpeted and we're walking out right and just playing this day under this bright ass light. There's no porn on because it's the fucking hallway. People are just walking by. You're just on the carpeted stairs, just going to town, going on.

Nothing is going on. Something like is he just stimulated by the stockings he see going by? Maybe he got a fetish energy? Right? He was, Oh yeah, But it was um this one lady, and I think she kept trying to like, like I said, like recruit us, but he wasn't going. And he was like the black chick that I told

y'all about. What the bums. She had a bottle of remy and this nigga trying to talk to me and go being friends with her and shit, so we can share a fucking remy because we left our bottle of no. I said, first of all, she's with somebody, and then there's two of us. It is like a fucking punk nigga. There's nothing no. But I did talk to her like because she was standing up and then I'm sudden she sat down. So I reached across the table and I told I

was like, I say, you can't sit down? Yeah, I say, because then I ain't got nothing else to look at him here, I say, you see the ship going on in here. So then she last she stood up for a little bit, but then she went and got on the pole. So I'm like, if it's one thing, oh you missed that part I said on the stage. It was there's two strip of posts. I know about the old bitch on the pole. Oh, I'm talking

about the bitch with the bums now. Yeah. But she gets up there and I'm like, I said, I knew that she was a day. I could tell, like by the way her hair was and just how her body. She just she gives stripped. Not in a bad way because you know that used to be my way like at one point, but she just gave, like you know, So she goes up there like she's not spinning or nothing, but she like twerking and doing a little shit and everything.

And then when she raised her arms like this to grab the poe, I'm like, I look, I said, bad, I said, the hearing her arms and nappier than yours, and he was like you ready to go. It was like, because I don't even like because I know you. You know you have to draw the line at arm here sometimes up, Oh my god, really there, it is that disgusting. It's not disgusting because it's natural to have body here. It's just for me being attracted to women.

I like clean, soft shave, just I love everything feminine about woman because even even the studs that I found myself attracted to, like there's soft studs, like it would I would you and then come here looking like wine with a You know what I'm saying, you're not dealing with many fresh arn't be hair. No, if you got a little couchie here, I'm not okay. Yeah, yeah, I can dollarize pussy, but you cannot have

wolf busy end of yourn. I think if you have, if you have, if you have, yeah, it's like harbor and must like right, yeah, aggressive. I don't like man. His language is like really really aggressive. You look like you just Harbor and some must with the hair. I can't say you're haven from must with some hair on your must haven, but if you have funny because so he goes off because he's trying to go find something to drink like they because they had like juice. So so he

goes because I'm holding everything in my purse. Yes, I have a person, ya know, I car about wallet, so I um so while I'm I'm sitting there and he comes back and here like you know, they're only taking cash. So and the midst of him like going off, we ended up. What's up, nigga? That's who's here life week? So that's where that is, yes, nigga. Okay, okay, Now no I've been interacted with. I didn't getting mine all kind of shit. We'd be

laughing the same ship. So yeah, you know you're laughing. Yeah, now I know who I'm laughing with. I met him in real life. Oh we're talking about the the sex imporium that I went to on Saturday. Niggas was getting rid. Niggas was getting real from So so we get separated because I go to the bathroom and I come out and a guy asked me. He's like, well, who are you looking for? And I was like, light skinned, tall, buff dude, a lot of tattoos. And he's like, uh oh, I ain't seen him, but I've seen

me. And before he could even finish his little weak ass line, he popped up and no, I just grabbed his arm and walked off. And I'm like, did this nigga have his hand in his pass? Like what is? He don't know, because they tell you on the fucking on the informational thing that consent is still like you can't and that's at any party you go to, Like you can't just assume that because people are there that they're interested in you was gonna get photo like a piece of pocket. Oh listen.

So when we were walking by, I don't know who yelled it, but I laughed so hard because somebody was like that's uh fuck. But I'm trying to think of how they worded it. I'm gonna tast some the ass because I'm sorry, because that ship was funny. I really walked in with his dick in his hand, literally, man, so many, so many

and then we didn't know it was gonna be that. Like, like I said, with um and then with the people that were reaching out to me like they were supposed to be coming, like with their girlfriends and stuff. You didn't know. So just like, just like you didn't know about the other situations where now bucking therapy every day. I didn't. I didn't. You didn't know focus gonna suck. Nobody knew, Bro, I don't need dude who did it knew he was gonna do it until he did it.

Actually, Bro said that walked past him when and there had to be a little tanky Actually, actually it was not the only time. The only thing, vinegar nah, the only time we smell anything like like I said, they had like the movie rooms. We had walked into one and we had to walk right back out because it smells like somebody left some meat sitting on the counter. And I was like, yeah, like that, I'm like

that. And I said, I was like, so y'all knew that y'all was coming to this event, and y'all didn't put a splash of water on it. It probably was so um Bro said, that's booty hole. It probably was. And here many years why you know what, the way that spelled is disgusting. That's how serious. I was like, but no level but that but that that's that's probably exactly what it was. And here's why

that hallway was lined with trans women. And we put something together and it was like, you know what, we think that they were in their prostituting, because that is the perfect way for you to go in and get a private room and do a little transaction and shit, nobody know what you're doing. Episode trans hyphen action. Put it hands home sexual transaction to another episode. I don't even care what else you got to talk about. We in

the show right there. Tune in next week because the whole gotta got except guard could we I don't even know if they got one. Gotta go. We gotta get out of here. Not the septicon, you know what is laughing from his court. No, but you know, for those who like, if you missed it, like the beginning part of the story when I said, like about the gang bang, like the security guard was the security guard was jang bringing that smoke, hitting booty home, jang banging, dang

bang. Thank you, y'all, Come y'all, y'all tune in for this. Every somebody was smelling like dogness, y'all, stay up late. I was definitely upset because I'm like, okay, so I met a sex therapist there, right, a license sex therapist. Why are you describing this party? Anybody got clothes on? So how did you know that this? No,

people didn't have clothes on? We were talking about. She was saying how she went to Amsterdam, was like like for their little conference and you know whatever, but she was she was talking to me about like with the trans women, and like how a lot of them, even though like they you know, feel that way internally, they haven't had anyone actually showed them how to be women. So they struggled with a lot of things. So I mean like something as simple as like putting on pantyholes and you know,

stuff like that, So helping them kind of get through those things. And hygiene as well too. Yeah. YouTube videos, Yeah, so I so I just log on YouTube, so how to be a woman? So her having everything else, so her having you know, this conversation with me, I'm like, damn, you know, if nobody has showed a lot of them how to be women, then I understand why. You know, she didn't properly cross her legs, and you know, I saw the dice movie. I saw the dice and I'm like, damn man, Like hey,

bro said more to cock. It's the one that though, brother, it just smelled like it was don't like stink over there entertainment. No, but like but like I'm saying, like the facility, like the facility was actually clean, Like it didn't have like I said, it was just end up. But when you look at the movie rooms, I'm like, how tiny they are, like because dolls, because they're really designed for just one person to be in there. And you know, watched a little Freaky shit and

get their pee wee hermit on but hot box on the phone. Yes, they were hot boxing. So we found one that was cool. It was I'm like, we found you know, so um Bay, that's not Bay. I hadn't he had never had one. So I took a honeypack in the play be on this trip because I had planned for some, so I gave him a honeypack before we went. Listen, Oh y'all know that video of James Brown when he getting up on the microphone and ship slow and sweaty

and looked like he about to pass out. That you shout out to the honeypack. Shout out to the honeypacker like because don't get me wrong, like one thing that we do not have is dull, boring sex. Okay, like sessions are always on. But a honey, look that nigga on a honeypack. You know how I always be like in the system, ain't no telling, yelling and it's and it's so funny, honeypack. No, it's honey. It's a little satural And what you do, what you do with

it, you're just take it and you just eat it. It's nasty, No thank you. I mean you could put it on some mushrooms. Okay, because when we said biscuit, I thought it was like like looking between my I'm winning, but no um. So he took the honeypack. Me I had UM, I had mushrooms and crown. Oh. So you know, we was We was cool. We was vibe and everything was was was

nice. But everybody we was cool. It was cool. So we end up going to uh after we left there, we end up going to um like this little sports bar, and I told him, I said, did you remember this place? He was like, yeah, that's why we came here. I said, you don't remember everything about this place because as cool as it was this is the place that gave me fucking that infection in my intestines and almost killed me two years ago. So we didn't order food there.

I ordered um because we were staying at the Hilton out of connected like to Ohare Airport. Nothing was door dashing there that lake. The sports bar we were at was open until three am, so I had to order door dash to bring it to me at the sports bar so that we can go to the hotel. So what happened is I ordered this food. I tipped my driver, you know, smooth eight bucks because I knew it was laden

you know, chicagn ship. So I see them, you know, going around a thing, and I text them, like I communicated with them up front. I said hey, on the order, I let them know. I say hey, I said, we're inside Chasers, let me know, you know when you're approaching, and I could come out and meet you in

the parking lot. So then it got to weird because some people from the party had ended up in there and we was trying to leave before they spotted this because it was a sex therapist and her fucking and her dude, and I was this club said goddamn pink hair manuse came be incognito with this shit. So so we leave even you know, they catch us at the door. So he already know what type of time nay only he liked. I was like, he's not feeling well, his allergies. We just goes.

You're like, oh no, I don't want to hold you up. So we go and sit in the tesla and wait for you know them to come. So after they pick up my food, I texted him and say hey, I'm like, um, you know, it got kind of crowded in there. We're sitting in a tesla like right at the front door of the Comfort Sweets because it's it's adjacent to the sports bar. Now, at this point, my door dasher could have called me and said, hey, you know, I don't feel comfortable. Because I wasn't telling him to bring it

to the car. I was letting him know where I was so that when he pulled in I could meet him. Um. So this nigga takes my food to Chasers the sports bar and leaves it in the corner h the entrance to the sports bar and then text me after the fact, Oh matter, I'm gonna read it. This is karma for that one order that had you out in Brookfield, which one the one where the person you had to call and they said we can't bring it because it's not the right address. It's

karma for that one. No, it's not nice because they wanted me to go from First and Piers, which is by Tech all the way to ninety and then Blue Mount back down to twenty fourth of Michigan. This is totally not the same thing I said as karma. I didn't say it was the same thing. It's not karma. Yeah, you gotta bring real snacks. What do you mean? All right? So this this is the message that

what I said, like, we're not on the same page. This is when my door dasher sent me yaf He said, hey me me for safe shut up. Hey mean for safety reasons. I don't deliver to people's cars. I've had things happen on the job that we're a great misfortune. I left your order on the corner of the entrance to Chasers from the right side. Sorry about the inconvenience, and stay blessed now why because no so here,

But here's my problem. I text you. I text you and told you this, like you know at this point, you could have called and said, hey, is there anything you know anywhere else that we can do this? Or I don't feel comfortable, can you whatever? Whatever? You left my food and a crowded bar that I just told you that I was no longer in, but a whole bunch of random people walking by. So of course I had to report my fucking food. Not I didn't fucking get

it. Because I didn't. So you were in Chicago, I am like, So I called him and I'm like, hey, I'm like, I just got and a thing saying that my order was completed, but I don't have it. I saw you driving around, but I don't have it. I'm like, did you you know? He's like, oh, well, I just sent you a message because I just dropped your food off. I said, So you wouldn't go contact me beforehand before you drop my food off to communicate with me. I'm like, I'm not saying that you're wrong for

having safety concerns. I said, I dashed myself, so I get it. I said, but communication is key when you're a dasher. And I know this because I'm an dasher myself. If there's ever a problem, I call huh. Each other. That's what it's called. We dash, Yeah, that's what it's called. So this motherfucker just leaves my food and the fuck just here and just left it. So yeah, And I was already pissed because we couldn't get anything delivered to the hostel and I had to pay

that's Milwaukee for your ass. I just made a post about that. Bush. I had to pay fourty three dollars for twenty wings and then they were drummings. Oh and I didn't get so I had to report that I didn't get that shit. You know, flats. I ain't trying to mix it for you, but they was mixed up. I'm just saying they went't with whole wings. That's my point for a little you know, for that price.

Fuck yeah. So yeah, and Sunvibe was kind of off because he was like with his nose and whatever the fuck was going on now he just kept sniffling. And now see, I got got like that. But I took emergency right away. I think what happened with me was Friday, I decided to bleach um and dye my hair. I don't gotta bleach mine. So mine is a very pretty brown. It ain't that dark You know that

I've been playing outside dark knee that ain't have my booty hoole. Look, nigga, I'm saying, you know, niggas definitely got the eggs in my booty hole. I haven't seen it. It's like looking at inside of your elbow eggs booty hole. But no, Um. I decided to bleach and dye my hair on Friday because I knew I was going back to my pink wig and I hate when you you know, because my hair is brown.

I cut my blonde off when I cut my hair down again, so I had to make sure that if it did get lifted up, you know, to see peek under there. U um. But after doing that, I saw that door dash was cracking, and I didn't let my hair dry. I just threw on my Dida's hat and went right outside dashing at twelve thirty am. There's an eggs of my asshole as a while. Yeah, man, you got a little crust on it. You gotta go where you go.

Y'all know that I have told y'all several times that Motherfucker's on. Only fans be dead ass wrong because they'd be posting them fucking promo videos with them dry ass booty holes. Are you supposed to just spreads? That's what the oil is for. And that's why you guys can get my banging body butters. Go ahead, I need one, just my manga like oil I do, so I have. Okay, So you know, here's the emotional So you gotta you know, you're squeezing out and ship you and then you and

you have to go sideway. You go between one and then you go to other and then you and then you double it and then you Yeah, it was and it was like me because I'm me, I'll take it a step further like I used like I always use the middle finger, just kind of like, yeah, you got at this point, you're doing something nasty to yourself. You should probably know I am moisturizing if you spend it three times yourself. That's all I'm saying. See Tray said, that's exactly how you

do it. See you gotta know, man, you can't just be out here with the ash as. You gotta go in there with the forearm, chill out. You gotta chill out. You gotta go deal there with you too bad. I'm sorry since the topic not at all I know I'm not as as because you're going there with the forearm. You. Yeah, I do feel like the risk kind of gets a little bit when the risk get caught might make that little pop. You don't have to you don't have to

greeze your booties alone. Yea time. You know what I'm saying. Service as oil service. You know what I'm saying. I got you asked oiland service. There we go the ass oiland service. You need to leave. Do you have a playlist? Okay, that's oil playlist? Oh? So real quick, real quick, back to the party, real quick, because I forgot to tell y'all about some of the outfits. So, yes,

I forgot to take you out about the outfits. So because the like, the theme of the party was like a like sexy Fishnet or you know whatever? Right next, so host, show through them Host, I'm sorry, y'all get us started. I'm so over, y'all, Like I am over. You know. The one thing that's gonna happen is niggas is gonna sna you don't know fish net more day? Oh no, that's crazy, I give you damn man is really the handsome ship? Excuse me? Yeah, So the theme it was fish net very much. And when I went in,

I knew. I was like, damn, we really signed up for some ship, because you expect for that theme, like you go walk in, you go see the women walking around like the little sexy fishing and ship. But now I went in and it was a guy in a full fish net body stocking. He was in a full fish that body stocking with with a like a flap over his dick and then he had like feathers around his neck and sh wait, wait wait wa, whoa, whoa why he just like bare? What do you? What? Did you really take my mask

too? Here? I hate you for why you got mothers out here? The dick party is the glory. You have to marry him off the strip that you have praumatized the long like you can't take no other person, You can't take nobody else there, bro talking with you, No, I would not watching. No Oh what if he was in a loving relationship? I think he was. If I walked in there on some old like it was not love relationship. Do you know this is worth fact? I believe it

is. I believe it is. You gotta be you know what, you gotta have so much a partner. That's not fun. This is the wrong kind of fun. Now, don't you don't take me to see if it's some more accident ship and were there together. Definitely there's some accident ship and we in there, I'm we're laughing out this motherfucker like and yeah, but don't I might have been an accident, but the rest of this night is not an accident. I don't know taking me to see some dicks. I

didn't take him to see dicks. We went to mingle with other couples. And shit, we didn't know it was gonna be full of fucking lady boys and shit like there was I you for the trainees. I don't just blame you for being an abundant call them that lady lady boys. By no, lady boys is a subgenre, you know how we talked about like there's layers

to it. There's actually lady boys. There's actually if you go like if you have the sex toy with y'all know how sorry Tommy, but y'all know how you know about sex chocolate here there are ones like that, what are torsos? It has the dick, but it also has the titties on it, So it's the same toy that I had, but it got titties on it and it's called the Lady Boy. Nobody I don't have it. That's what they deny. I was in the Egypt. I mean you was in

love. I'm not in love. I'll stopped telling her this. We've been having this conversation for years. I am not in loved. So okay, so help me to understand this confusion right here, Hey, bros, that that Honeypack series and is ain't never the can't say so trans a transsexual? Not have your hand like there though? Can you like moving because it's like, right, it's like you're touching me. I don't. I don't like that. It's I'm so transsexual. Remember he was doing that all he was

like, he was like, we can't take them to nowhere. So you have a transsexual who is a man basically has the man body parts? Is a man body parts? Who is a part? Right? Who is but has woman upper parts? That's that's the trans part. Check with ill say, okay, so it's a man with tips. Those are the ones. So I got that's I think that's what made me discover the like of all

the time I was like thinking bisexual. I was like, I gotta be pan sexual because just be fine on Twitter because they like because they read, they'd be real pretty. And they got these big old titties and then all of a sudden they panned down and just this big, old, giant, huge mushroom dick, and I'd be like, you know what, I'm not mad at it. There's no because it's the because I like both. So it's like the best of both worlds for me. Only guys with tits.

That's how you look at that. So are they stimulated? No such thing. If you gotta dick, you're a dude, why are you in here yelling? So if you? If you, if you, that's that's what stimulates you. That the ship that stimulates you dick because you a man. Right, I'm sorry, where you we gotta go back to the original question. I'm still trying to figure this out. I'm actually breaking it down into

a segment. So I'm it's a man who's got titties, right, But they was there stroking their dick like, yeah, like a nigga, but they got titties. Yes, okay, every week week here? What the fuck are we doing? I'm just trying to figure out, like, this is the most breakdown I've ever had. I never really thought about. Okay, so Mario brought up he said, there are straight trans people, but

I have zero idea how that works. And that is something that I like, like try to tell people they confuse sexual orientation with the gender identity. They are not the same thing. That's how you were able to see in situations where there are couples where there's a trans man and a trans woman who are together. So if you don't know, like just by looking at them, you would think like, oh, it's a typical straight couple relationship.

Yeah, because they was you know, like, damn, you know what, I'm really not sure what's up. She's like, you know what I've been saying. I feel like I want as soon as to be the nigga in this relationship changing places you really like a bitch? Who I mean if that If that's the case, If that's the case, I feel like I've been in a lot of straight trans relationships because I was definitely wearing the past. I think I think I should show you how to really use your own

pictures because you don't know what you're doing. You hear people. I don't know. Every time I think I know the community, they ask something else, shout. That's what one of the one of the old school niggas was in there talking about like one of the old school white dudes because because he's because he still uses transvestite. And she was and and the and the sex therapis was like, you know that was the serda in the room. She

was like no, and that's he was like. Look, he was like, this was before the fucking YouTube and the internet and Google and all the ship transvestite. It kept going with a story like because you can you can tell like when they are coming, like, bro, I'm not gonna learn all this new ship because I'm gonna die soon anyway, I don't give a fuck about all that ship because oh nigga, right, he was like it was transvestites. He was like, it wasn't none of that changing ship.

It was dudes and they was just dressed like women. Facts. So exactly found out your boss was a cross dress Yeah, but it was it was just it was just holiday heart. My boss might be one I don't know yet. That's what I see. That's my point, Mario said. Our hobo sexuals and trans relationships. That's why I just said, I feel like I've been in straight trans relationships. If that's okay. Waits yo, Mario, you fucking niggas up right now. Don't say shit like that. Who

sexual get in a relationship because they homeless? And then he called them trans? I mean I said that any relationship because they yeah, stay somewhere, touch touch, I mean, why do you contribute to a situation like that? Anything you can sexually so that you can have a place to stay. You can vacuum the front room. Yo. You you're cooking fucking for a place to stay. You can never have a bad night. There are you can never have a bad night. It's niggas out there laying a thousand percentage.

Dick Likes said, I just learned about pegging this year. Never knew it was a thing. Oh, post that message I got? Speaking of post the message I sent to the group chat. Are you able to scribble? They use your name out? I can't, but I don't feel like doing all that, Okay, So I kind of message the same the same website. Uh it was what yep? So oh discriminated it's the family group chat. Yeah, so there is a web site, Like I don't know, I don't know how long you've been here to know if you heard like

the beginning of the story. But there's a website. It's called fat life, um, and that's it. It's it's a freak community. You know what I'm saying. It's yeah, just like whind them. They got their wrestling chat and everything else. So it's a freak community, you know what I'm saying. Like, it's for like minded individuals that freak freak. It's freaks. It's for individuals like myself, you know, like mine, Individuals like myself that are not into traditional sexual shit, like we go outside,

we ain't fuckingia. No. No. The reason why I asked that is because nowadays, what you guys can say, non traditional are becoming traditional. Hey you know what. Speaking of which, the reason because I was like, god damn, why, Like my fucking discount wasn't working. No one under all the fucking hotel rooms was booked down there, so they were shooting the rooms up to like three hundred plus. We're driving down by fucking all State, like in the convention center, and shit, it's a fucking anime

fest. So it's a bunch of motherfuckers with tails and just like Mario and fucking a bunch of a group of furies and shit, No, it was something. It was an actual anima like that. How do Mario said? I was at this bar and the owner kept saying training and I was too drunk to explain it to her. My lesbian fan was with me, and I got a whole lecture after Oh why didn't they lecture at that time?

Say you're doing bad if you need that honeyback? No, and I and no, and I actually and I had to explain that to him because he doesn't need but I want to sometimes we want to fucking enhancement. I don't need a lot of shit, but I still do it because it's fun and I like the fucking experience. It's a lot if it's anything that motherfucker's no,

I don't need him. See, And this be the problem. Y'all make people feel like they can't or sh you didn't do things because y'all have like a one track mind when it comes to shit sexually, you feel like, oh, but it's also that ego though too. But it's also ego though too. I do it because because to be able to fuck for elongated amount of time up you start see Danny said, nothing wrong with an enhancement.

If you start, you start finding, you start finding shout like hey, I just find the spot up hey, because that it is, this micro rule will have you going down and what men and women can take it? Yeah, I hit about that all the time. But I also heard it makes you fertile, So I don't take it. You got, I'll

put in my smoothie. Sometimes I put yeah, But I actually the best the best sex is fucking not to come for a nigga, like to fuck without like thinking about coming, like, hey, I'm just about the fuck, like and it's that is the greatest event, right, But I don't know. I don't know any guy who I don't know any guy who has taken the honey pack that said that they needed the honeypack. They do that shit just because like you know, and so one thing about him and I

don't know. It's just like, uh, because I've known a couple of guys like this, But how do y'all feel like y'all performances after a night like of like like drinking drinking, I'm terrible, okay, awful, So I'm not even going to say performance, I will say, how does your dick function? Like, do you it's unpredictable? Okay? Now do you say it doesn't work because you kept fucking and couldn't get a nut off?

Or is it not getting up? Okay? That is something that I'm used to happening with, like when they're drinking a lot, like they can go, but they can't. They can't climax, so then you get this big fucking load the next morning because they rolling over like hey man, and then you know, and then that's how you end up working with kids and ship because you got that morning up. But that is something that is I don't feel like it was out of the ordinary because I've had a lot of guys

that were like that, like it didn't affect their performance. It's different because you consciously performing drunk, you still you are inhibited by some shit because you don't you're not all the way there. You just fucking fucking you don't really

know what the fuck doing. Because I feel like they're like like because we hear that, we hear the term heney dick a lot, right, but it's like it depends because sometimes and just feel like heney is like just like they just going, going, going, But then other times it's like it's kind of like, you know, when they're doing that memory we said, they'd be flipping it against the pussy and ship, trying to get it to get up, knocking on, looking for the rain can and missing. Clearly,

um Tiana, these motherfuckers be needing that ship. Well, a lot of them beyond like them drugs, heavy shit, all that perks and lean and shit. I can't imagine that they helps their penis at all. No. I told Tommy that that Timmy beyond this freak shit. But it's like I look at him like a sophisticated slut, that sophisticated freak. It's like he had just just his glasses, like oh yes, suck that fellas that lady, Lets me remove those panties off your ass. Now you know you

save buttocks and not ass. Lift your butt tuck so I can pull the panties for underneath them. Use words like man, I should perform falacio on your on your vagina. Next, tell remove undergarments, undergarments, Please remove your pantaloons. Can you please lift up your butts remove your pantaloons so I can't get please, please please unch your back, uncher back. I would like to bove you right now. Flip that ass over, flip th ass when when you really get thirty color? Winch hand me winch. Hey,

somebody out there wanted to hear all this, all this old English. I'm calling a bit of Jeb Harlett. Get down to your knees while I just rolled my branches, breches this roll but you know, kni, just roll my breches and you shall perform for a show on my penis. Do you say, how does that like it? That witchy name? What is my surname? Dick a lot? Oh freaky twner speaking of the freaks the building. Happy Gemini season for you, he screen. This is a thing is

coming. Because heavy Days bars closed on Sunday, we got to bring our own ship in Patrise. Thank you. This is what we on. We on five percent here, we got eight drink. We gotta drink. Actually, but you know after you you know, went to pee and never return. That's all you need. Speaking of Patrese. Now where you went. July eighth is can beats Day? Here at the Sherman Phoenix. July eighth

is can beat Day? Please come to the Sherman Phoenix from seven until and you will experience a fiftieth birthday of me and fifty years of hip hop. Hush, fifty years of hip hop. But when you come, you must come, and you must dress in the era of hip hop that represents your time of its peak. I say, you're dressing in the sixties. Pop was not there even alive, alive. I got I got my outfit already from my error. It's my error because I believe, I believe in the

five Well got his outfit. He bought in here already five one matching. So come through, come through and celebrate what come the heavy days far, because we're gonna have they breathe the bout bra. See, you never owned the track suit to understand how soft it feels on the skin. My god, Oh wait, wait, wait then I'll tell you DJ New Styles is the DJ. DJ New Styles is the DJ niggas want to wear. The Lord Jongers was on the NINETI it's hip hop nigga. I'll started out in

the park two niggas with sweaty balls, So that's what they did. They were what it used to be selling. I want somebody to come with some cross colors ship if you can, if you got some cross colors ship, if you got some uh bamboo earrings. You know what I'm saying. The asymmetrical haircut like box right, the box braids you got ship, you got the hey, oh if I cool, if my hair is tall enough to combing down, give me the cormones. I'm wearing her ship. I got

the dukey rope. You got the you got the dukey rope you can wear. I'm coming in rings like I'm broke, baby right, don't have me find me a boom box nigga fifty years a pop. Y'all y'all not ready, y'all, y're not read. I'm not disappearing. I'm gonna be there. I might be on the floe. I'm not disappearing. I might be on the floe. But breakdance, Hey, breakdance is gonna be that I got cardboard. I was like, Cabot, cabo bring cardboard. We got

we got we It's gonna be hip hop. You're gonna have some bang for about tomorrow. No, I'm gonna worry about the next day. I'm coming and I'm gonna have like I'm gonna have a string that y'all can't see, like attached to a broom so I can do my little shit. Oh, you're about to shut it down one because you if you come because you don't do shit, don't too. If you bring a broom with some damn strings, you do the turbo shit. Hey, I have to Actually I had

the audition and actually interview the DJ. Hey, this is this is what I need. And he was like, I got you fair and he scratch. He's scratching, DJ. He overalls with the right strap now and that was my ship with air brush tee shirts. Hey, hey, not the gummy soul not not popular by nobody didn't play I think play was nah? I think better kid. Kid had better bars. But and then that's like the world shortest, world's shortest midget. Nobody's really debating this in real life.

But I'm sorry. A small person, Yes, a little person I politically incorrect. Major is no longer acceptable. They are little people. What's what they want? You know? I want to be called little people? Yeah, and I get the people what they want? Was a beast? He was? He play had to nah? Yeah, Yeah, I was listen. I've been I listened to like three of the songs in a row. Kid was bringing the heat and that yes he was. Kid was a

lyricist. He was killing shit overall. Used to have that thing, think, yeah, that's what I might do some uh yeah, Keisha, she come up here and and bring the spring. It depends on what the temperature. Some crazy right. Why why am I looking like this? I don't because of the cameras right there. So that's why just swing between me, me and one it swing. Don't do this, Okay. I don't need

to them though. Okay, So we're talking about you know, like you can't call trans people training, you can't call you know, little people. The trial size fun size of people. Fun size is me when I'm getting tossed up. So we gonna call them trial side where you give travel size. So tiz like, so what do we call like not a pockets? So are we really supposed to call him handy capable? I don't feel like

where do we go hand capable? No, because I'm trying to figure out, like, you know, because I have a video and that was a nice transition transition. Can you can you play that video please? It is the one you look like videos in the world from this angle you look like every like everything is every power source in the world, Like I'm scared, but everything he focus focus in on Vietnam. What what I do? Porch you send me swam the little person. I just got the sneaking dude because

I won't ever hear the end of it. Why a lot of people actually they fetishize him, So I don't know if that's about it. We definitely wanted a little people. I wish I had like a toe cam right here, I see you. I see my favorite manicure I mean a pedicure person is back. Yeah, she does, like because even though she does it at her house, like she got the chair and everything, said like she's

very, very very professional. She asked. She was like she wants to do marble so out I but I love her because she is so like she's thorough and she does steps that they don't even do in the fucking shot because so she takes her time and you know, she is my She's my favorite. If you've ever seen t Neil in the comments, that's her sister. This is why I'm wondering, like if this is one of those situations where we will call you know them handy capable go ahead tone. I can't hear

an audio. I don't close it. I'm I'll just knock. How are you playing? Ding do? Why are you allowed? You know this ding dong scramble? Dislike all of those. I dislike every last one of you at all. I cannot laugh at this because that's just horrible, because I open and just watching this, not the scram with the side straight. Lord help us all. I refuse to dog scoop. Look like the world the ready time I refused to laugh at this. Little nigga is out here playing

ding dong. Gain she is not a saint. Okay, I hate I hate Tommy. I want y'all notice righting got mocker scurrying away from the crime. I hate Tommy. I hate tom We gotta we gotta request to play it again. Then so he scrambled like twenty feet and then got in his getaway videos. Yet she ain't sit because why she ain't up there? Look she already walking. He can't get no head start three four? I hate that you counted right now, that's why you you're take What the fuck is

that? The ring doorbell still got the angle all the way down the How does he go? Pedal one How does he go pedal running back? I thought he was pedal one? How hen pedal? What is that? You couldn't even funny rotated to get it off the fucking ground? And you think he feeling to do a fool fucking He's like, I feel like he's like, Okay, have you ever rolled a bike and you like freestylet it and you let your legs go out to the side and then you try to bring

them back and catch the back of your ankle. I feel like, can we try the pedal? That one dead leg was gonna get caught on the back pedal? I cannot stand you. I feel like he his body frame, but he's supposed to be taller. No, we gotta go through the top. Maybe look behind you, just look up, see, I said. When four is brace running, Mario said, y'all are going to hell. I'm not that's a lie. I didn't do it. I'll save you to see, buddy. I just thought he there's no fucking way. You

thought he was paddled, but you know he wouldn't go up. What's what his feet? He just said, not damn dune. Give me a minute. H E L L is hot and I'm going at least you at least you ain't in denial reading you know it? Bro, are y'all cutting the fuck up out? You're playing on people carbails, I say, Mario, sayd he crip walked to his chair though you was supposed to have that set

up already. He did exactly. So if you were gonna do that, don't you think he should Don't you think he should have pulled up with the selling miss into the door. Yeah, and then he didn't have to walk all the way across there. He could have got off, run it and then pull right off. You could on the driveway if you came. You got it. You got the motion sensor alert as soon as he stepped in the grass. So I watched you drag that damn ass foot to my doorstep.

Then I heard you and this little half of who just left you out to drive. She's not even a real friend. She put you up right, Patrica, Why was it so far? Because if I look at this and I'm like, oh, you know, he's probably selling some cookies or something like, you know, whatever little helmin he got trying to the fact hot buyshit bobbly bobbly. Hey, hey, all that man was Timmy, the nigga could have opened the door and walked to catch the ship. He

was, man, look that little motherfucker he bad too. You don't get no sympathy. He knew what he was doing. Can't you imagine being like me? And that was my kid, And this is the video evidence that shop at this, I'm like, now you know, goddamn well, like now you don't suck up to make a wash stuff and everything. I'm like, no, now, let's see you. I'll run his ass. I need to be at the foot of the porch and he falls like the duke's a hacks or he did it. He hopped in like this. Nigga really

tried to scoop, didn't boot it. No, it's terrible. See everybody got the same question. Why was this so far away? He had the position to and Nigga did the little foot long foot walk from Dachapelle as reading what you do? Because I called him to make a wish, Kid that that was part of make a wish. That want to play ding on my last I want to play ding dong we we we all the way. This is why streamed dark like he was in the hospital. He's whooping his ass

a video game. This is why because they like what they I'm like, hey, y'all said, y'a don't want to be treated different. Get them mocks a day pass and they play. Give me. I want to see the video of old girl. Where's she do? Where's she going? She went home? She had done hit the switch, like, Bro, ain't having a turbot mot or nothing? Is it? Man? You gotta charged up because I definitely saw power wheels go faster than that. Y'all remember power

wheels? Yeah, get motherfuckers used to be little. Actually they're getting better. I can't afford them now they got mayback since she did ain't got on top of that crazy He did the heel talk at he were like a sixteen a docy dode to that damn shit. Brady said, Oh I had to catch the replay. Oh like rabbit, you missed the video tone just play Charlie Brown Mario say he got that mobility to device. Now you're bullshit taking

this battery for that's his punishment. Bro, you're taking this battery. Why you merge your front as a handy sad tone? You gotta okay, you gotta play one time. You gotta play up one my time. No, you gotta play. He put himself in this position. All you need is like a cat over there, like doctor claw. You're running like you gotta take a ship. That's the run you got, that's the run you do. You gotta do? Hey, why the sidebody saying we like it?

Should have definitely got live. He's definitely far. She could have. She could have been at a push him or something. She's like, I'm out. That probably wasn't sued to be doing her house. You said he didn't even hear the corner. We could see him go straight down the whole block. I just think I was like planning to be down here on this ship, right we talking about that. It's too cute. I hate her. Where was you at somewhere being whipped? Oh my, she has somebody giving

a last Have y'all heard of a movie called ugg Booker. I don't want to waste your time. I forgot to send that video of the tone because I just thought about the clip that was on my page, so I thought it. I guess um it was supposed to be like I thought that it was supposed to be like a skit, but Mante found it and it's a real movie. So what happened. So what happens is this black guy is in a gas station like a convenience store. They are some white guys coming

in to rob the convenience store. They end up shooting and killing the clerk, which is a white guy. So when the cops come in, the black guys there and he's like, look, I'm glad y'all here he you know, we need assistance whatever, and they like, you know, he's a nigga, and they're like, you know the state, you know, with your hands whatever. He like getting up, like they shoot and kill him. So his girlfriend is like looking at a picture and like crying,

like I know you was innocent, you know you didn't do it. And then all of a sudden, this little African dial it's it's like a little claymation that it comes out of nowhere. Yes, it is very much given Teals from the Hood Shaka Zulu version. But he comes back to exact his revenge on the cops that murder him. But he can't like talk, so he'd just been making these little sounds and shit like if you go on my page, I shared the U I share the clips of the video. But

Monte confirmed that it is a real fucking movie. You got to see the preview though, bro, because the first movie for movie time with Friends. Because why why is it called Uga Booger? I don't know, Mario said, Karen Black movie it's on to bus and I don't know. I don't. I have no idea. What care about we gotta do a two movie, you know, speaking of to be I hate how Sleepers gets treated like it's a two by movie. Sleepers is an underrated fucking classic and it is

on HBO. Max, Brad Pitt, Kevin Bacon, that's motherfucker's awesome. Yes, And I feel like not enough people know, Oh, that's when they went to that boys school and then they grew up and got back at the motherfucker's who was sucking with him? That shit was awesome. Yeah, Robert de Niro, he's a priest in there, but he's still bought that mess. But yeah, Brad Pitt, Kevin Bacon, um that that's a dope at like that is literally in my top three favorite fucking movies. And

I feel like a lot of people don't really know about that movie. They treated like it's under the you know, yeah, if you haven't seen Sleepers. You gotta watch it. I think it's like two hours, but trust me, it is worth it. It is really good. Irony of that, it's actually really a sleeper, real a movie. And shit, you watch that ship you liked? Sleepers is a gym. It was a good movie. Underrated old movie for sure. Yeah it. Mario said to Be

has a ton of good B movies and older stuff. To be Originals are asked, but they have good movies. Actually, you know what to be movies, the Originals. They actually have a decent storyline. It's just the it's just the execution. Execution of it is actually bad. Like I've seen some show like, oh, this is actually good. I watched the one to see what's happening. But this is the motherfucker's doing the shit. It's like, I think we should who's that. I think we should pitch our.

I think we should see where we can come up, come up with Harvey was in a something with the Circumstances movies. Oh, I haven't seen any circumstance movie. We could do a twob movie about struggling podcast gets in the porn and ship, right, we can literally actually yeah, we can split screen this we playing, and we can be right here talking about it right here. Tone, Can I put a movie on right now? Movie into stream yards, Yes, that's what I'm saying. We're gonna do movie

time. I thought I said we couldn't do that because a copyright. No, we just way you gotta do it. What we would do is we would sitting there. We're sitting out the guest list of those who could watch with us. So it's an exclusive thing. You have ten people in the list with us to watch as if we just we don't have to. I mean, if you want, we can get on YouTube. Actually, Accord Mario said, Sleepers is when I discover how much I like Brad Pitt's acting

like that. That movie is fucking amazing, man, and I never get tired of watching it, Like whenever it's on, I'm watching. What's the movie Brad Pitt was in with Morgan Freeman The Monkeys Twelve Monkeys? Yeah, that was colding that. I'm not ever watched that one. Yeah, he's he's he's for real. I just remember seven. Yeah, that's what it is. Seven seven. What's what's twelve monkeys? Twelve Monkeys is with Bruce Willis okay, my bad. Basically it is the COVID movie Got You.

Yeah. Seven, Yeah, it's seven to seventh Dedaily seven deadly scenes. Yeah that was that was Mario said before Sleepers. I thought I could never hate Kevin Bacon in the movie. He was raping the shit out those kids. Kevin Bacon can be hated very easy, but that means that he was doing a motherfucking great job. Actually, no, Kevin Baker was terrible. When uh uh what's the movie? Um with Sammy Jackson? Is it missis? What is it? Missing? Buron Mississippi? No, not Mississippi Burning,

Not Mississippi burnman? Um shit, damn right? Will and I do it again? And to kill him Mike and Burg? No, not to kill him. A time to kill, A time to kill. Yeah, that's what I'm sorry. Yeah, Kevin Bake was the racist motherfucker, wasn't or is that? No? Was that Keeper? That was Keeper selling? That was Keeper selling wrong? No? All cool shit. He was on uh um sway in the morning talking about that ship. I said he was hated for that ship. My favorite actor ever. I can't get it past

Denzel being like a cold motherfucker because when he did training day. I hated that nigga. I hated that motherfucker. I was like cold because I hate him and I love I love him as an actor, Like I hated he is not Laurence fishburth Man. We hated that Nigga as Ike Turner. Yeah, years, yeah, that's true. Years. Jack Nicholson is actually amazing. He is too. Jack Nicholson is amazing. When I see Wolf, yeah, yeah, a joker, second joker, my bad. Oh he's

in a few good Men too. I suppot about coming back movies. Yeah, Kevin Bacon is the ship. You know who are a few good Men Cuba that I like that movie. When when this leg got sucked up, I was like, that's not actually that motherucker starts at it because Jack Nicholson there, right, that's you can't handle the truth. And yeah, you know what, you're right, that is right. And I used to play seven degrees of Kevin Bacon back in the day. I really have to stop

with this nervous ship. Hey, Mario is that the guy if you if your Facebook press of Mario, he pull up all kinds of movies that he's just like, no, that's wrong, bro, I'm looking at how does Kevin Cosmic keep getting worked though, because he's a great actor. He just he just had long ass movies before Marvel. What does some that you you go back and watching Kevin Costle, I watched The Bodyguard, It won't feel

long because you watched Marvel movies. Okay, So what are y'all some like some of your favorite movies that are like older that you don't really hear people talking about. Half explains a lot. That's where we went. That's my ship though, the fact because when I heard the story of how that ship was written Reservoir Dogs, it makes sense. Yes, yeah, because because how I feel about Sleepers. Like another another movie that I really like.

Yeah, I haven't gotten through heat all the way. Yeah, I like, what's the movie where they kidnapped to dude? Because it's Brothers after Dog that's my ship but that movie so sad. But the fact that it's a true story fucked me up like that because because that is on HBO Max two and I was like, that's such a good ship on his floor, bro. The movie I watched over and over and over and everybody has their own opinion is The Godfather and Godfather too. Those are my favorite times I've never

seen any of the guy Father movies. Godfather one and Goda the two greatest movies ever made ever. So when you get a soldier story, when that story of Godfather, that's that's I think that's that's bro movie usual suspects. I've never seen that. There's a lot of older movies that I never because I wasn't really into a lot of stuff. Back there, we start praising Scarface. Scarface was terrible. That movie is bad. I mean it definitely could have been a two movie. Yeah, wah, I'm like, this

is bad our career. Albucino was cold though. What's the one where he blind sent of a woman? Yeah? That movie is a street Smart? Is the ship Morgan Freeman plays the pimp? Is that the wom when he slept that white lady Swift? This is that the clip? Is that what that's from? He smacked the ship out of her so fast, and I damn and this fucking whole noe Hey like she got slapt by God because we are Margaret Freeman is a black cop. Everybody was back movies back because because

who else is gonna narrate life but Morgan fucking Freeman. Yeah, James r. John, Is it is? It? Is it? Uh? Is it in Boston? Oh? Uh? It had everybody. Oh it's Matt Damon, Uh, Robert de Niro, yeah, police officers. Yeah, and one of it was a dirty cop. Yeah you're talking about Um wait, what happened was the Departed? Departed? That's my movie Departed, and and Donny Roscoe. Yeah that that clip is on Uh, it's on social media because that's how I knew we was talking about Tim hilarious. Can't picture

Morgan Freeman as a pimp. I couldn't picture Keiki Palmer as a pimp, but it happens. Hey, Morgan Freeman was on the Electric Company, like teaching us about letters and so with Bill Cosby. Yeah you zee. He had a little pin that made noise when he rode on the wall with it. Yes, where was the noise he should have been making? People who dropping in their drink? You know what? Um? You know another movie that I really liked, like because it kept me like, actually it's two

of them. Um, has anybody seen Identity? No? Identity was a really good movie to me because I wasn't expecting, you know, like the twist at the end, like how that went I like Identity, and I actually like Mine Hunters because it got one favorite person in there where Hunters. Yes, it is. We talked about this all time. You talked about him all the time though, because I like to express I hate bro but actually mine Hunters and Identity. It was not bad. It definitely is a

force. It's and that Motherer. Make sure he survived a horror movie, don't it in my contract? This bald black man, deepest blues, my hat is like a Sharks fan. But don't forget the force. But that goes back to his Sarks fan, his famous Sarks fan Lyne. But he shouldn't have did that again. Somebody looked up the cast the Mobsters though it was star Steady, and it completely went under the radar. But you know, sometimes when movies got too many good actors, they really don't be all

that great. I was about to say where it's like throw a bunch of them, and it's like, Okay, y'all spent all the budget paying the actors, and y'all didn't have nothing left for the plot. That's how super Movi, that's how superhero movies used to be. That's why everybody cast and I really starts to Tyler Tyler Perry like a bad basketball to When he do his movies, he go get like not the moment, like Angela Bassett and

all right, that's the biggest star in this my fucking movie. Yeah see, you know we gotta pay Angela. So the rest of you be list three to one contact celebrity as niggas. I feel like that conditions you niggas to get high. Mobster has had Christians later, Anthony Quinn, Yeah, I got about Christians later. Richard greg christ him him, costUS mandoler O, the eighties, John Carpet and movies are good. Really, that means the right neat hard a heap. Don't discredit John. I can watch They

Live every day. R I p Roddy Piper shout out. They Live is a classic. I came here to kick ass and I'm all out of I hate the fight. I've never seen them. You gotta you gotta watch it. I've never seen a guyfather, I said, I've never seen Scarface. Scarface and Godfather are not the same. It is only because Alpaccino was the

same. No, Well, I'm just saying, like a lot of like the people who watch them, the movies that people are like really into that time, like you know, but in the same category, like I put Scarface as its own star father good Fellows one Academy Award. I've never watched this, but for those who've seen it, because I saw good stuff about it, but I've never seen it. Like Interview with the Vampire, that is a beautiful movie. I hear good stuff about that, but I just

I've never watched it, watched the show watch it. Scarface was the white version of I'm bounder. You you probably playing a Cuban motherfucker. I'll played a Cuban motherfucker in uh Scarface? Then he played the Puerto Rican motherfucker? And what's the other one? Oh? Speaking of plants? So John I really like Blow? Oh Blow? Yeah? Blow was the only that Blow was the movie. I realized Johnny Depp plays the same person and everything a

lot of actors. I like that because Johnny Depp wasn't departed, wasn't he? No? No? That was that was It was Mark Waver Johnny Depp one like, Johnny Depp is all over the place, but Johnny Depp is the same person and everything he does. I can't see that now if you were to say that about the Rock. Yes, oh that's that. Nigga is just a buff nigga trying to save some shit the Washington like that.

He plays himself and all the movie movie plays himself, you know how, Like Leo dood DiCaprio tries to be the character, but no matter what, we only see Leo. That's how it is with with Johnny Depp, He's the same person. Leo actually becomes a character though, like he became that racist motherfucker and that he did that one and then was the one where he actually finally went Tarantina was back there for clapping it up, wasn't he.

Samuel Jackson sail Samuel Jackson. Yeah, Hotel Rwanda is actually a really good movie. Yeah, that's what made me start waking. I've never watched thinking of Hotel Romanda. That made me think. I think a movie that I watched, Sugar Lit one. I've never watched that, but a movie that I've watched every time I came on. And I'm so sad because it's like, how have I watched this movie so many times? But I can't remember the plot of it. Bruce Willis Tears of the Sun or whatever, watch

that shot? And then he was then he was country kids, like the fuck do you do that? For? Gun? Went off? I don't know what that actually saved John Travolta's career. They should have did more movies together. What I got to see jog like mad TV and I'm like, hey, let's Murray. Yeah, you should have a spin off. They should have a spin off where it's just them. He said, what does mister Marcella's look like? I don't know, does he look like a bitch?

I have the white fiction as an adult, because as a kid, I was like, wait a minute, I thought dog got shot on the toilet? How is he around? You know, like you got back and forth. All this should happen in one day. Jo so much cocaine, Like, why are you out here doing cocaine with this white bitch? You don't even know her? Like that? Do you know that movie is How We Got Killed Bill? I see that. Yeah, they were literally writing

Killed Bill on the set while doing that movie. I want to go to that restaurant in real life if I want that restaurant to be Boogie Nights a great movie. Yep. So Danny and Mario agree that don Cheeto is a lesson before Diane plan Tree Tree Tree, Tree, Tree Tree, Mario agrees on a hotel Rwanda. Yeah, Boogie Nights was was a sleeper and it's based on a true story. Yeah, ye, it really helps you look at I don't know if I can do this, say she has to check

out the White Man can't jumpry Ma. I'm definitely that was gonna be visually our watched with Friends movie. But everybody who's seen it that I never seen it, they all said it's it's boring, this dry it. So I said, we'll just gonna get a bad black movie like I originally intended. I've never watched myself. A lot of people have, and that's why I was. I was doing a lot of the black love stories that people have been into. I've never seen. I've never watched The Best Man. I've

never watched Love Jones. What the fuck else was it? I don't remember remember I watched Best Man too, because when I bought the house and I had at and tu Verse, that motherfucker came on all the time and I saw motherfucker scrapping and I'm like, okay, what's this? And then I realized based off of the people that I was like, Oh, this gotta be best man because I noticed the cast. But so I've never watched that. I never seen Jason's Jason's lyric. I've watched a million times, h

and everything, but it was something else. It was more than just uh, love Jones the Wood. I watched the Wood. I've definitely seen the Wood. I've seen loving Basketball more times than I care to admit, because now that's not in high school. It's like that why you added to the

bad? White said so bad on a levels like in in actuality, she really should have kicked dog in his knees, said fuck him and went the house right like she should have been like, bitch, that's why you ain't going to where you ain't gonna be fucking successful, disabled bum and went in the house. Didn't he become like a house husband or something? Basically basically ate off for her. Yeah, and Tyra acting pissed me off so bad

in there. What do you now? That part I've always hated But as an adult now, like going back in life so far, who about the movie with common? Was it just right? Yes? So a lot of people, a lot of people actually, while we're talking about who our favorite actors and stuff were. I can tell you who damn there. It's almost like unanimous with blacks that I see comment on it. Man niggas hate Paula Patten exactly. I'm just getting ready to say that, I swear to But

because she played the same goddamn character. She was good. It's the same damn character. She's fine as fuck, the same characters. You know. I didn't him, I don't. I didn't mind her in the movie with Denzel though. Paula Patten plays the same character, a beautiful woman. I can't remember, but she like, was that was that Pelham once or through the summer? No, it wasn't that, um was it the one with

what was it? It was? Was the one with him? And I think that I think it was because I was remember, Yeah, that was funny the guy um safe house? No, actually have two guys two guns? There we go. Ye Burger is Mark Warburger every movie, but funny. She played the same character, jumped the broom just right. No, while the perfect guy about last night, same character. I don't like seeing the rock and fucking movies, but I don't want to is a hilarious bro

like I can't the game when he was playing guy the gay too. Oh um cool, yeah, be cool said the whole and everything. Yeah, and that too. Don't give me? Do you already know what I'm That should keep ever since John Moran beginning? Uh, Mario said, Paula Patton acts in the movie like someone who has never seen a movie could be a star to be then, oh yeah, I haven't seen Precious. Funny Beyonce is Carmen a hip hopper was so ass No, no, the script and

we can say that here easy, I don't give a fuck. I will fight to bee Hive one by one. That's the only words I heard say, easy, breezy beautiful. I was talking about casting her in the fucking Marvel movie A Storm. I was like, I shoot, this ship actually does new ending to love and basketball. She kicked him in the knee and now he playing ding. Don't wait a minute. I've never seen a single

Tyler Prairie movie. It never will idea about Precious so bad see And for me it was because not remember how you know, weeks ago when we was talking about you know, the Heathen ship, because people will be trying to convert you to church on your you know on your post, and I told y'all that when I had to go by my friend house, I would only spend a night on Friday nights because otherwise they was gonna try to make me go to church with them on Sundays. So they parent like they was real

into church and ship. So that's actually how I got introduced to Tyler Perry because of the plays back when I was in high school. So when the movie started coming out, you know, I was like, all right, that's so that's I was already familiar with the plays and Ship, but the plays used to be funny. I was like, damn this Godship might be all right, Gerry Bass, you know what Tyler Perry is like the black

Adam Sandler. You know how Adam Sandler. Don't matter what movie, you know who you're gonna see in that motherfucker because you put all the people in there, you definitely gonnae Snyder yep. But show and and that one guy that was oh you know, speaking of him, the one guy that I was going to bring up that be in his movies. That's another movie that I watched a lot, Armageddon, the one dude with the crazy eyes and

shit. I watched that movie a lot. Yeah, Adam saying that looks out for four friends every every movie, They're gonna be there in one way or another. You can do it. It's the fat guy that was Rob Nipples, Rob Schneider, the guy with the crazy eyes, crazy guy, And depending on where we are, it may either be Chris Rock or dude from Kings to Queen David definitely be absolutely every Yeah, yeah, we know that moments he has has less funny moments. Yeah. I didn't say he

had a lot of them. Just that's why I don't understand what I tried to make it sing like. The black community was offended that he got slapped. Niggas was like, no, he had a coming for a minute, Like, Bro, if you slapped me and I'm a comedian, every chance I give bro, I'm a cook. Your goofy Yatt, don't have a whole clip. Oh yeah, he said, I'm getting old because the players pissed me off. Now it's the singing so yeah, yeah, so with the singing shit, I used to go off and kind of like kind of

like zone out and do other shit. But I've never I've never ever been into like musicals and shit. Like even when I was a kid and they get the singing Disney and shit. I think the only thing that really wrote me in was Lion King. That motherfucker got me bro you know everything like but Ariel singing under the Sea and all that shit, Like I wasn't into that. But when Lion King hit, but we also had a black nigga singing it, dug. Yeah, he always tells about someone. He was

like, I get your crown dead kid, go ahead. So yeah, but I've I've I've never been and I don't know if it's what it is, but I just I've never really been into the singing part of movies. I've always hated it. Then I was like, damn, maybe I'm Maybe I'm just evil. Maybe it's because when they sing it maybe all happy and shit, and I'll just be like I don't appreciate that. I'm not Tommy Guilty Pleasure. Lepra Khan back to the hood. Lepre Khan movies always freaked

me out. And it wasn't because they were necessarily scary. He was just very very ugly, and I just that's what made the movie it was. It wasn't a shitty did well. Also to a cryp keeper, because that surely just to bother me because he was definitely yes, because he definitely I thought he finally died. But oh no, I thought we was talking about dude over in England, the Queens people. Oh never mind, no yea, not even Grease. I have never seen Greece. Yeah, Grease is

good. I've never seen Grease. Hairspray idiot that I couldn't get into Grease, Romeo and Julia and the West Side Story. I'm there for it. Grease couldn't do it. Yeah, if if it had motherfucker's singing a man happy about shit, I really just didn't give a superstar ribbing and it's not funny, it's crazy. I would have slapped his ass too, hey, And and that's how shit was like back in school. So I feel that because it's like, nigga, you're trying to be funny and you're not even

funny. So now I feel like, definitely, you know you gotta catch you gotta catch this fact because when because when it's funny, it makes you want to engage and like y'all go back, But when it ain't funny, it's like this ain't funny. You didn't distract me enough from this asshole, But now I'm going to run you one. Actually actually did everything that we probably wanted to do to Chris Rock. Really, he said, you're right. If I was Chris, I would have did a tour based on Will

and Jada alone. Then dropped the HBO special when he had to wait thirty minutes for the joke, like, but it's like, indeed, by the time he dropped it, it's like one nobody cared no more, right except for the people that feel a way about Will and Jada anyway, because you know they always gonna be waiting on some shit. But then it's like, by the time you addressed it, like you already look like a pussy.

Now I really don't Mike, there is there's nothing that you're going to say on this special that's going to make me be like you won special wasn't even funny. So I sat through forty five minutes of you telling very bad jokes just to get to the one part that I wanted to hear, which is you addressed in the situation is not funny, Like it's a real long day musical. As Marlon Wayne's put out a stand up and it's better than you because Marlon Wayne, stand up. That's it was funny, Marlon Way.

Marlon Wayne, he's still on the stage and you say it was the ninety business days after your ass. Right, I can't even I can't look look Chris Rock Way that all this time, I couldn't. I can't even dispute a charge after sixty days, and you're gonna go do a whole motherfucking special like nigga shut up, and then you let everybody else take up for you and speak on you up a half first, and then you finally got the balls to say something. Smif he's going directly to jail, I wasn't gonna

wait, no, ninety days. I'd have been on the first thing smoking. So here's the thing we're talking about. This Remember when we were kids and the infamous line, I'll give you something to cry about. At this point, I'm really gonna go in, Nigga, I would have turned the fucking Oscars into fucking Chris Rock Comedy special right there on that fucking stag. Y'all gonna have, y'all gonna have to go old school and get that big cane and drag me off this motherfucker, because I'm finna show out man out

here, like you think that bad joke was worthing? Wait till how the rest of this night go for your wife? Right because at this point now I'm really gonna get under your fucking skin. But you waited all of this time and then this bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch out of Jad and it's like you shout up, what's that? I don't like dog dogs?

Have dog get funny to me? I am. I don't think Marlin is funny as far as stand up. Okay, if he's like on TV, I been doing the movie Marlins Very and the Wayne's Brother's dollars hilarious standing up on stage telling jokes. He took an hour and huh, you told one joke from three different perspectives and that's just hilarious. Mario said, Chris was supposed to have heat after all that time. He just called you the bitch.

He was supposed to kill Will's life. But then even then, because I can't remember whose video I watched, but they addressed it and they was like check it Outlet see, I know, I know it's right. That was an expired Assholet that's funny. That's a whole differently him and Dion Cole is completely different level of funny. Whenever I see Dion Cole because I was watching Death Comedy Jam when I should not have been watching Death Comedy Jam.

So when I look at comedians and shit, I think of them way back then. Like I remember Bernie Mack with the fucking full denim suit with all

the different color patches and shit on there telling fucking jokes. I remember when Chris Tucker was on that motherfucker talking about what if Michael Jackson was a pimp and so now like growing up and seeing him in Mike relationship, that was funny to me to see that because he's always had a thing with Michael Jackson's like just imagine the slick of riding and see one of his hosts slow down

t noo. Damn so so me seeing that, It's like, whenever I see Dion Cole, I think about this one when he was talking about like the Little thom and Jerry Cats, because I'm like, damn, that's really all niggas be rolling through a shit So well, my nigga rolled up talking about old Girl because he's always told jokes like he was just the most stone motherfucker on the planet. I said that Adam Sandler I always bringing on the black dude. He was on the Keisha said Chris Rock. Look he nervous

when he got to that Partner special um. He was in a had to make itself go through with it. He left a lot of jokes on the table. Chris is not a fighter, but I thought the jokes were too light after the slack I can't think of he was on defin camera John he was funny. Marlon Wayans is not funny. Tia and I Boke got blocked by dude for constantly telling him. He ain't y'all know my story for those who are new and don't. He blocked me on Twitter for the same thing

because he can't. It was this old ass show and I told him and I'm like, dude, I was still in my daddy nuts when that joke came out. Yeah he did. That was funny. But he goes on RANS and they'd be like, dude, it's not funny. He's getting less funny more and more you go. Because it was one of those things where I've never looked at him as funny. He was just goofy. Those are

two totally different things to me. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. When he was on The Ways Brothers if fit because it's in in I guess, not acting, but he's acting in character. He's like doing some who said, if Bernie mchad made the joke, will will still be on stage fighting and getting a hole too our special if Bernie mcmade a joke had been funny, right, and nobody would have and it would have been an issue. Yeah, co funniest fuck Dave Chappelle funniest fucked too. Yeah, he's not

going to old girl from a elementary. But it's also a thing where people aren't considering the history of the fact that Chris Rock has said shit about Jada multiple times. It depends on which one of hers you watched, because the one she had by herself was okay, the one where she was like a little real and she was talking about her real. That's the guy with the glasses, ain't it. He said, pauls I like a little Reals comedy. Is that the guy with the glasses he was in the movie with.

Yeah, he's a friend. Okay, I just recently watched I just watched that like when the last year I think, yeah, is miss Patty miss funny stand up? Though, Yes, I look at Miss Patton, I'm like, bro, I feel like if I did what everybody telling me, I was like, bro, just record your life exactly. That's that's what it is. Yes, her stand up is literally just telling her true she took your ship. She's been here before, ain't she been in jailing ship

too? Yeah? Everything about her shot was real. Yeah, you got shot. T saved her life. Last time saved my life. Um, he said, stop it real. It's funny. Miss Patt is better at stand up. Her show was funny, and Miss pat be making white folks are uncomfortable. Oh, clap her up for that alone. Uncomfortable. Clapping up for making white people uncomfortable. I love it. I fucking love it

because they deserve that shit. Absolute fucking Louie. Absolutely, because I'm so sick of hearing stories about how they are trying to take all of the fucked up ship that they did out of the schools. Right every time you turn around, there was a story about them trying to get some ship passed. Like, did y'all hear about the ship? Um with Rosa Parks they've they've tried to They're like, they're like three different versions. Of course it's Florida,

because it's always fucking Florida. They're like three different versions um of the story. So the first one is I think they said it was like she refused to get out of her seat to you know, let a white person sit down. But they didn't like there was implied racism, but they didn't really say that that's what it was, because they just said she did what she felt was right. She wasn't. Yeah, that was actually a girl, like a younger girl, but was nobody given a care tried it again.

Yeah, yeah, story they didn't catfish under the bus, but damn, damn, it's still a story she did. Look don't matter. But that's what I'm trying to say, because when you look a ship, how many times have we seen something we were like, damn, this is cold, and then you come back later and the somebody sewing them because said like, hey man, that was my ship. But it was like you wasn't

hot when you did it. You was kind of asked a little bit like you know, we saw what you were trying to do, but we needed it done this way. The people like this. You had, you had ten streams off of you know, in three years. We put this motherfucker out today and this bitch is already the top stream video on YouTube. Exactly exactly, yes, No, but um, like I said, there were

three different work it's it's with one. It's like it's like the Weekend Update when Uh Michael Jay made him say with the story about mL okay, when they said that that teacher UH was under fire for saying that MLK committed suicide, and the joke Michael J bro who was like, well, in her defense, he was the one that kept running this hilarious. I cannot wait.

I can't wait. Man might do it up everything, especially because they'd be writing it and making the other person to say, there's a whole TikTok with them, just bad stories cancer and nobody would subscribe. How much you think in case afford the answers, Nah, but um right now, But that video ended up being like not the video, but the book. The final version is basically just a lady refused to give up her bus, I mean her seat on the bus. She did what she thought was right,

Like they took race out of the equation entirely. You know, white people always want to soften up shit to make them not look bad. Yep, when you find out that Grandma was out here, villainize and demonize us, demonize us all day. But then when it comes to the ship that they did, they well, let's let the pass me the past about not you know, I actually, um, I actually go home. I'm kind of

upset. We're about to close out in a minute, but I'm actually upset because going back to the sex party I went to, I feel like I missed my chance to do what because at so up there up there at the at the stage, up there at the stage with the two poles, there was there was an old lady up there whipping everybody like trans women. Everybody. Everybody went up there like they were getting whipped. And I feel like

I should have went up there. I'm no, I want't too. No. I feel like I should have went up there and just start beating the fun out of white people and they would have fetishized it. But I was really like, yeah, that's your dominatrix, say line, because it's like me being a dominator. I'm only beating white people. I'm proud. Yes,

So now I'm upset because I feel like I missed my shot. He was thrilled to drive trial and say I'm black and I'm proud, and I feel like my ancestors is disappointed now, Like you went here and this is you had You had one job, but I really had too because I was definitely sucking Dick. That's what we went there for. He knew what was going on. It wasn't random party. No, at the party, and then afterwards we just we continued. So you walked in everybody on the dick.

I was like, you might as well join. That makes sense. I feel, hey, you gotta marry no y, I'm not getting married. Y'all gotta be together forever. No who else? Who else can you share a moment like that. Ain't nobody gonna yeah, Ain't nobody gonna go see dicks with you? Like we didn't go to see dicks. It was just dicks there. Y'all didn't leave, y'all stay. It just happened. You see Dick coming. I leave, y'all see Dick's coming because it was

titties and ship too. It wasn't just Dick. It ain't like we walked in and it was just a bunch of niggas in a circle. Jerk. Stay. You walked in and niggas had dick in their hand. Some did and it was at the same time. No, it wasn't just I don't know if they transition. They had on jean shorts. What is it, you know, uncomfortable. It reminds me Ar Chappelle gay landscaping, serving as as Stevie Steven. He was like, Hey, let's see that guy again. But no, I it was you know, I feel like the only

downside to the experience was the actual like attendees. If we can do this and you know, a black space or you know, just black people, fuck you gotta have titties told you that. She already says she's attracted to it. Gotta be the fine ones though, But if they, Nigga, do you know how much though that's selling for No, I'm just saying, that's like fetish content, top tier content, fetish content. Nigga, that ship can't be better than I've go post my toes now stay money and then

the next masturbation video I do, I gotta make. And this is hard because nigga's like, when you're masturbating, you know you like, curve your toes in the screen. I get Charlie horses. Okay, mama big Now I don't like bananas. I need another. They actually asked you to curve your toes. They asked you to curb your toes. But because you have to like, you know, the frame of the cameras not all that big

depending on what you're trying to capture. Yeah, so a lot of times like if you look, especially like only fans, but like when they are in the camera leaning back like they had their lids and their toes and they kind of like like they're making sure that their toes are in the shop. It's never been something. First of all, one w your mind go to the wild? How do you ship in someone's ass? Because Bro walked up to he'd be like, he'd be like, so, what's what's any hand?

And she was like, so Bro wanted me to do anybody watching know what is going on that everybody is talking about Suki Hunt. I haven't had a chance because I've been busy, but everybody is talking about her. And I keep saying, people talking about my man, she just she too ratchett for me, or I don't you know, I don't like her or she was raised rump. That's basically what I'm I've been hearing is but that. But that's not a new song. So that's why I was wondering if it

was something else because I knew about the song already. Is that where we are? We're wrapping out, Like, I mean, you can rap about eating ask, but can we please make it clever something? She was just like, nah, I'm eating Nigga's ass. What why is that the hook? Can we get a little more? That's the whole, That's what it is. Yeah, they pull over because she got to take a piss. There's also they had to switch and now she eating nigga ass because I know,

I know Mama de fact shamed her. Or you could be out of time your cos pinking that got sixteen thousand buttons. Wait do we just start saying whatever we want to say? Okay? So there, So they're mad at her because she eat But that's what this is about. I always wanted to be in the view of seeing what you see in people. Because I'm trying to find a video to keep you a like serious, It's not my phone, it's Twitter. You thought this is my personal stash nigga, I

just got toes in my gallery. I don't know you old boys and wild boys. Wait a minute, Wait a minute. So he put his dick in her stocking and jagging it and her and he thank you for tuning into this week's episode of Post Wow Platform. I want to know what brand this is because none ain't seeping through it all right, It's like it's lateg's damn there. This is. This is interesting people, because more than two hours one, it wasn't two feet. You can always catch it on YouTube.

Oh perfect. You know who missed being nasty is? She does it all the time. I just thought about it. She does, She does it all the time. Her toe point. Yeah, yeah, she had the down to a sign. This is new. This is all new for me. I just thought it was because I just actually started looking at the comments and some of the porn videos. They're pretty hilarious. Oh I meant to show y'all. Okay, So no when I come back, yeah, because I because I have to actually screenshot them and send them to tone. So

we are going down a comment rabbit hole. Next week. We are going to look at Reddit comments from door dashers, because there is one in particular, this nigga said that a nigga threatened to killing and yeah, especially when you see why. So we are going to talk about that, and we are going through porn comments because the ship that has been popping up on X videos has been having me in tears. So I'm gonna thank you guys for tuning in and listening to all of my sex capades this weekend, all of

them. Yeah, it's just some just a little bit, just lit bit because listen that when we when we left today, I asked him. I was like, so, how mad do I have to make you for you to chuck me like that again on a level of you know, like bust your windows to reporting to like telling the I R s you got extra money

they don't know about, like should we go home? So if you were not able to watch the full episode, sorry but there will not be an official replay, but you were always welcome to go on the hotally Acro group or on my page or YouTube to go ahead and just you know, push the play button yourself. You know, you don't you don't have to rely on us to schedule or replay for you or if you want to just stream because you know niggas be bored at work. I feel you excuse me,

can be each day e Smon Phoenix. I had a lot of time to promote that. I'm just making sure people. I mean, it's not even Jim yet. No it's not. It's almost Jim, it's not. It's still ups enough because my birthday is Jim. I'll allow it. Thank you, thank you for allowing it. Thank you. I love when they be shining like because like people, we are gonna have a good night. That's it. You joining the climb on top of and you just