Episode 199: Fiddle Yo Diddle

The running and rap ship take the only one. Seriously, we are never gave us no merc running this rap shit. I don't know what the going on. Hey, I have no idea as well, but we're here and it's just it's mad, weird, but at the same time we're making it happen. So since we are here, we are here. Now are here? I guess we got we have a conversation, we say what the fun

we want, But first we got to introduce ourselves. So hello audience, the ones that are surprised that we're all here running this rap shit because it's a takeover it's me. Are you the narcissists? Are we gonna introduce you that way? Yes? I can still do the nar Okay, you are still the narcissists in the building. Yes I am. The podcasts appreciate you, and we have the yes. And then we also have the resident hostage a KA Mister Essential aka unk T was like, Hey, I got it

right, it's on y'all right way of the world. And that's okay because I'm also introduced myself. I was say, I am the beautiful because that's how I made me call Hey, that's all she introduced me the beautiful and talent did three to Valmond. Aka. That's what she said on w j M R jam in ninety eight point three. Also Spiritual Altimists podcast hosts as

well. So nobody gets clapped with me. Well, first of all, you should be here many you're commenting on your own show that you kind of some weird Your favorite hope motivational speaker is in the common right, it's not in the right. So the chair is here waiting for her. But you know, right here we'll decide when return her mic one when you get here. Hey, yeah, no, we're making all these arrangements ship and your

ass your ass ainim in here. That's all right, though, you know I was, I was so close to going back upstairs into my bedroom. Were you alone the room sometimes they stare at the wall. I was definitely f turn some video games back your mind with your conscience calling a little bit. Let's not start. I mean, we could have started to show with you song. We're gonna start out with the hiss from you know, we

could have really started. They call you big one. Come on, you know we could make all these things happen now because we are in the driver's seat. So to speak. Yeah, but you're not in the chair. You're missing at aid right now here we go here here bang talking about? What did he talking about? We don't know. We need to we need to tag hark Strong on this one song calling Big One Air. Hey, that's your bang. I don't care. That's a Timberland track. It is

inside. But you said you had something that you want to talk about. Were not what we're not going to talk about. Okay, But hey, I'm just I'm trying to give you a transition to change the subject. I just I leave. I'm like I sent the ball team just did like this, Like I don't understand. I'm trying to help you. Hey, I'm gonna I mean, I will say this. I've argued the whole I'm the goat shit with my guy, rest in peace, Big Troito Supreme j was

his favorite. He said he was a goat and then it fell off like four albums ago. And the fact that he has an album in the makings right now, we're trying to promote that shit you're talking about talking about Ladies love Cool James, ladies love Blue James, legends and leathers types. But I will say this he said that was a right. He said, ladies love a legend and leather. He said, see just what I'm saying. He said that y'all like that. But the thing is, he still though

was not the number one selling artists of Jeff Jam. Do you know who the number one selling artists of Jeff Jam is? Because we I looked it up yesterday and I was talking about no. No, but I will give you a hint, because you were saying that you're looking at the nineteen eighty eight, it's someone that was you are correct publican, So there you go. Definitely, mem Me wasted my emotions. I almost cried for you. I was scared. Oh look at that. Yes, she was looking for

you. I was scared the like called her mama and her mama doesn't see worries. I was like, well, your mama don't seem worried that you ain't said some ship. That's crazy. I picked my daughter earlier and took from worker, took her home. She said, she said, uh, my cousin her, my cousins, my brother in law's is my brother in law daughter is my cousin. You know, what would you get to who you're talking about? What is right, family member, family member's miss it's

missing. Yeah, but it's like nobody worried about it. She's been missing since last last last Monday, and they were like, you ain't called nobody to look forward it Like, noah, fourteen oh, fifteen fourteen, I don't know. She sat by the same age as my daughter. I thought the daughter was sixteen. Oh no, she she was the whole teenager. So like, missing people shit is real, you know what I'm saying.

So and uh, now that makes me worried about she was Yeah, because if your kids is fourteen fifteen type of shit and they've been missing for how many days? That's Monday. It's almost seven days a week. So your kid has been missing for more than seventy two hours and you're not worried. I mean she does this often under your watch. Yeah, that's fucking nuts in itself. This is how how distant she is. My daughter said her

name. I was like, who's that? Like, oh, well, then you got to say the family name versus the you know, the nicknames nickname. I didn't. I mean I met her like maybe once or twice, like when she was young. I was like, oh, does she we're in the same name. I was like, oh, okay, because I mean I got family members that I know of that I didn't actually find out that. That is funny. Mimi's here, but we all here. Tone's not here. Let you in, you just call in. I'll send

you all right, I guess I'll let your monkey ass in. So am I over here controlling the Do I gotta come over there now and control that? Or what? Can I have the mouse or something like? We might end up restarting? Who knows, But it's like we're here now, people. We could just play the introl video for her again. But you know, like I said, we're still here. Was there any any other concerns that you wanted to bring out before me and me comes in? Because I

feel like you have some more concerns. Okay, you probably got the same concerns I got, and see you on to wait till she comes in, that's what you're saying, because I mean, right now, we're technically feeling the air, but you're not helping me feel the air. And I mean, I mean, I know, thank you. I mean they look like they do look like they slap right now, but I just I can't, you know, I can't get down with him because it's I mean, you

lack tawson tolerant. I don't know if you should be even messing with that. You're gonna blow me away, like what you're gonna blow me a white It's still they're still dairy in that you know you're water. It sometimes does, but not really don't. Here she is here, we go, you got yours, but she has red hair. Now thought, oh, that's because um my pink hair is currently hanging off of my exercise bike in the living room. I washed it and you know a dry Yeah, like sense

I forgot. I mean now that you came in and said what you have been doing? I forgot that we had this conversation earlier. And now it makes sense that you out there this is this is worried and Maestro running ship back. This is when I was not worried. All right, we're back out there. That's I don't feel like watching that whole app jelly Bean talked about krab legs because I went to the store and bought krab legs. So jelly Bean was basically like, hey, what's the bird on these krab legs

and a deep freezer? Nigga? When when we getting them, getting them. I didn't say anything, okay, So um, first and foremost, I am so sorry, y'all. I lost track of time because if you know, date night, you try to keep the phones in your pockets and shit. Yeah, but we was drinking, like I had so many bloody marries and Margarita's and all kind of shit to so you know, we was.

It was night dashing and smoking. Oh you know, I actually have a video of one because he called me to talk to me, and then all of a sudden, because I'm dashing and ship, he is on on bluetooth in the car, so you hear this nigga snoring echoing through my entire truck. No, and I'm constantly calling because when he got quiet out of nowhere, I'm I was like one one, I was like, maybe you

said hold on there. I didn't hear him because you know, I was in and out getting orders and ship and then all of a sudden, this nigga just got the rumbling through the entire So yeah, I definitely apologize for being it. Man. It's like, you know, when you go into casino, it ain't no clocks on the walls and ship, so you don't really be paying no attention to what time it is. That's how it was.

Because we was at y'all ever been, uh the Journeyman and whatever that hotel down like you know, they got the rooftop firing shit up there.

So because we went to Wicket hot first because we wanted Bloody Mary's, but then we ended up in there and it's like, I'm be honest, it's real, you know it is. You know that I got the little fire and shit, you know you sit around it and yeah, well it's it's inside like because it's cold out like the patio furniture, like the patio was actually closed off and like they got like the furniture covered in shit out there. But other than that, like it was really really really really really nice.

Um, so yeah, I was out chugging shit. For those listeners who are not familiar, I swear that Bloody Marys are disgusting. Now please explain because I love Bloody mary So, uh Beata's not Bay his birthday my bad. His birthday was Friday, but we didn't get to do anything, so we spent the day you know, doing shit. Um. He is actually one that got me hooked on Bloody Marys. I have never been interested in bloody marries because, like grown up, like I hated tomatoes and shit,

I didn't want nothing to do with tomatoes anything. It wasn't until I got pregnant with Ree that I started fucking tomatoes up. And even then it was like I was real picky about it, like I only wanted tomatoes if it was like um on a whopper or like a cousin sub or like something like that. I still just couldn't like eat tomato. But now I pop a whole cherry tomato and just bite that ship. They're like giving in some branch or something. Um. So, one day we was sitting at his

crib and he had like the bloody marry mix and and everything. He was like eight Dinkers because y'all, he don't call me Mimi, and he always called me Dinkins. We call each other by our last names. He was like, hey, Dinkers, try this, and I was like this basically just veate with alcohol in it, and he was like, man, just tasted. And I took some of it and I drunk his whole thing. Oh it's not live on my page. Oh it's say I line. It

got never mind. See you fucking up it coming coming in here with fake news. So you posted, you posted where can you get a good bloody Mary? And my spidy senses start like, man, I just I need a bloody Mary. Like it was, I was stuck. I couldn't go get one. Now I wasn't live vicariously through you, So I started sending you pictures of different boody Mary's from did you I didn't get none of that. It's on it's on that thread from the West Allas cheese and sausage and

that's you know, Facebook notifications is asked, So I didn't. I didn't get anything. But um, the only way they don't even be coming in. I mean the only way I see ship is like if I'm scrolling on my page and then I'd be like, okay, well, last time I looked, only had three comments. Now I would say seventeen. Let me check what the fucking you know else is here? But um, bloody marys are so good, Like do you get your do you get your spicy?

Yeah? I get mine spicy, but I can't really it's just it's not what you would expect it to taste, like like you would think it's just oh man, it's just fucking tomato. It's good because alcohol. Look, no, it's different. And then to drink like juice with pepper and it is crazy, it's different, but it is like it's so good. My only complaint about um Wicked Hop is even though the bloody marries there are good, they don't give you many options as far as you know. Bloody Marys,

to me, are more than just the drink itself. It's the toppings they come on them. It's the toppings that come on because like with me going to Subtleman's, I love Subtleman's because you can get a lot of different toppings on them, like like see here, look I got a whole sandwich on it that looked like a grilled cheese that a man like. Because when we went there and she was ordering body, that's the place we went where

wind didn't tip. By the way, when we had the excellent server, well go ahead, you didn't tip her, and that was she was excellent, like before you before you even drunk your ship. She was coming back with the refills, extra napkins, whatever like she was on it. Yeah, yeah, remind me that you can't gonna wear with me then because you got tip. So this guy the grilled cheese, cheese. You got a

piece of bacon, a beef sticks. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Timmy being disrespectful right now, he said, a piece of bacon. If you don't put some motherfucking respect on Newski's baking, I don't know what's baking. What top tier bacon. That's that we're talking talking about that. But the thing about it, they got a bag of mozzarella. The mozzarella they got string. It's it's sitting on top, but it goes all the way to the bottom of that glass. So you got plenty of the cheese.

But that's how wicked hop does. There's a sept They don't thread it through like that. They just sit the whole string on top. But it looked just like that. You got one with some crackers on the cheese cheese. And yeah, I've seen that before. Um baking the fused vodka. This one is baking the fuse vodka. So this is I might under started dragon, bloody, hard boiled. Can you put can you pull up? Um so woman's please? Yes? Oh that that's that's a whole that's a

whole story right there. Yeah, that's an experience. Yes, hey, cracking the burgers fire because they gotta bloody me. I think it's that's motherfucking like sixty five seventy dollars because of what they put on top of it. The one chicken, you a whole chicken aside whole chicken, nigger, didn't yours come with a slider, Yeah, the one I could always come to slider. It's um slider, A little please of cheese and ship. But you got you got your cheese curve singing. You know, got this drunk

right here. Oh wow, I hope he's a chicken. You got cheese curds on it. You got to sell like all that together with the drink, nigga, like you sip and eat at the same time you have. You have to sip and eat it. It's not just a drink. Like if you go to a slot and they give your blood mirror, its just bloody mary with a pickle nah nah sign And it's fine. You got you boring one. It's got shrimping that bitch. You know, it's got all kind of because so the one that we had, because they only have one

fucking bloody marry a wicked hat. It was the bloody Marry. Um, Like I said, they put the mazzarella, that string of cheese on top, and then the little skewer has um a beef stick, um olive and a mushroom, and then there is a um a shrimp on the rim. Now, oh and and one of those little tiny pickles, the little tiny sweets. I don't like sweet pickles. I wanna and only in Wisconsin with

you. And then I always switched it around it. Y'all. Remember the First Bad Book, y'all know if I'm if I do anything, I'm gonna reference a movie around this motherfucker, the First Bad Boy, when she was fucking with him and she was like, well, it's a lot of salt and a pickle, but it is a vegetable. That'd be me with my bloody Mary's and my pickles and ship. Yep, you gotta do it like that. But you would think a place down saying bloody Mary's. The topic

should be like customizable. You think, like I mean, like you get a standard bloody Mary and then like whatever one you got to grow up. Man. Yeah, I'm kind of with Kisha, though I really have not had like a good bloody Mary. SOMETHINGE have to go ahead and try. You have to have you have to, Like I've I've converted a few people to like Tommy, do you make a good bloody Mary? I have made one good bloody Mary, but I had to follow I had to as the

rise. No, I haven't. I haven't made any to make something I didn't. I didn't. I didn't like I made one good one because I followed the recipe and I just you know, and it was it was great. But I can't. I can't guarantee it's gonna be the same thing after that next time. That's like, you see what I and and that's what I hate. So I think a lot of people probably like look down on people that don't eyeball ingredients and like that actually used recipes. I personally don't

mind recipes because you know that the ship is gonna be consistent. Yeah, But then after I know the recipe, I can start doctoring at the way I want to start realizing. Okay, I don't like I can, right, So I just need to know what the ingredients right basically, like the base of it is and right from there. But it's like with that, it's like you know one day that that ship might not be hidden like it was before. Eyeballing. Yeah, people who eyeballs shit don't know how to

make cool. That's why I don't, and I can tell people who eyeballs shit went. Well, we had this debate on how you make kool a and the way they tell me how they make cool a. I know they eyeball that ship, and I know that ship nasty. Yeah, I definitely have not been restocking a lot of stuff, and TONES been doing that. So he was saying, studios in the bread, I gotta bring the other ship spending company money on the house, even if it ain't true, I

just destinarrative. He's not here to defend himself. No, but hey, you have you have. Before you judge it by looking at it, you gotta try one and determine whether or not you like it or not, because it is a real good one is seasoned the right way. You don't taste any alcohol juice, You don't no alcohol, but you're getting sucked up. That's why. Look, I had, I've had no I've had. I know for sure. I had three bloody marries today. But then after that

I started drinking another ship. But I had a dragon reader, A dragon reader from journeyman. Oh good, that sound like you got some dragon. Okay, let's say that. I've never had one, but I tried. Actually, i'm doing your job. I'm sorry, my bad. I know you got a rhythm to how you did you sh she's looking out. My rhythm is ignoring them, like you're forgetting us in the comments. Next time you come, Kayla, let's let's go get one. I mean, all you can do is try it. If you don't like it, you don't

like it. But like I said, that was something that I was never interested in because I'm like, bro, just it's fucking who the fuck wants tomato, juice and alcohol? But you said it's a couple of shots of spaghetti vibes. That shit is good, though, Yeah, I think I think we should. Why don't we have pie abums shout out to t Z talks because they actually like each other and do shit together. We like each other too, but we just can't. I don't. I don't think it's

really it's really you. It's me. It's you. Sundays is tough for me. Actually, no, my whole week is That's how you know I'm drunk Because purified water tastes good purified water usually just tastes like niggas ranning across some rocks. Yes, it is I your water right now because thirsty look you get no. Well, uh, I think we should have an outing where we tried some ship that people have never tried before. We have to, like, you have to have us do some more vegans some nine.

I brought cookies in that's time when y'all sucked them up, just fired vean. Yeah. I had the feeling that we're gonna be video. I mean we have to actually recorded and actually, h I forgot the means on my phone because I had to. You know, places are turning to the bad and then one I'm gonna have a smoke on some crazy strand of weeds. You know what's crazy. Me and some other homelies. We had a whole pod that was going to be dedicated to that we smoking to being a kind

of no. It was gonna be called eating with Mary Jane. So what we would do is like we could either do it on the show. We probably you know, preproduction, we would debate on like just finding a random place that ain't nobody ever tried, and you know we probably we get high and go and go that's and then we come back we get higging and as well high we can review what the experience we just had, eat it high and review it. So trust Blanca tequila dragging through a guy syrup lime juice

start room. And I never knew how to pronounce this. That sounds delicious. Oh so right, so I didn't. I didn't tip my server today though, but that's because they had twenty percent gratuity included, and she like, I was like, bro where she basically like she knew she was gonna get the twenty percent regardless of she like, y'all yeah, speak well is it coin cointroll? I never knew how to say that. We even had

a guy cotro cont I don't know. Let's ask Google, right, I was like, see, I am exactly whmeber you said to do that? Sh every show you said, ex Google some ship he ConTroll Google sponsor hostually see O, I am control control control. He's still typing like we didn't just puss it. Oh he wants it for everyone here trying to be a producer. But it's belt coin. Why don't you be here on time and

shit and do your job. Shit. It looks like they're having a smack, y'all, they're having their first argument, so we're just gonna stay over here. Hey, hey, why do you want to share what I brought you today? Some some king palms, but the margaritea king palms for him Tom. I'm trying to bring him into the newest new century, right, so he's not just like rolling up stuff. I'm so primitive. Still rolling smoke, I don't even do that. I just I cone it out.

I got all my broad cones. I got a full cylinder off Amazon, and I just oh, I got a gift yesterday. Where did you get U t ac infused chocolate syrup sea cream? No? See, here's the thing, right. I love the concept of edible ship like this, but I hate it because I am fat, I am greedy. I do not know when the fun to stop. That's why I still haven't been to London. It because London has lemonade? Lemonade? What is my favorite fucking drink? Lemonade. The last time, the last time that I had tha ced

lemonade, I was so stuck. I told y'all, I couldn't even check out of my fucking hotel room. But I don't know if it was that couple with having coke snorted out my ass membranes. But you know, yeah, but I just the greedy shit I did. I was trying to figure out how I was gonna eat because I didn't have nothing with me. I don't want to try it. So I had some graham crackers. Fact we transition from booty hole to I don't know how to eat it. It's hilarious.

I didn't know. Yeah, I don't know how to eat the charlot syrup. But I had some graham crackers and I eat one of my snacks. I eat graham crackers and peanut butter. The transition, and you actually could have probably put some peanut butter on top all that too. I put I put the peanut butter on the ground cracker and dipped it in the in the syrup. Oh yeah, that's all. You would have been good, marshmall. On top of that, I melt it down and see and I

like hood. I like hood. They don't they don't matter. I know they're gonna suck it up. Yeah yeah, but shout out. Let me get some cookies with the with the over amount of TA, I don't want to actually give credit to where I got it from, because I his his. He's a secret source. It's a secret society doesn't want. Yeah, we don't disclose a stress. Hey, So from my mind said it fast, but I couldn't get it out of my mouth fast. My mind told me no. Put my body my body telling me yes. And then the

court told the nigga thirty years baby. That's funny. We was listening to. Uh, it was like the irony, you're very much guilty, guilty, like you might want to redo this. Well, I start working the morning and no more. That's right. Number three hours showers, nick, I only worked four hours a day. I don't go to sleep in the

first place. I don't go to sleep until about noon, which is crazy because okay, so I was I was up last night door dashing, you know, when I was snoring that ship I didn't go like my last delivery, um it was like delivered by three or four am. And I was like that's probably a sign. Yeah yeah. And then when I get down and I got damn, it was already a fucking it was a mad chicken bag there and I had to go to Burger King. Now, I don't

think people like I always look at where my food is coming from. I don't think a lot of people do that, So I think like when they tip, they don't take in consideration a distance because they probably automatically think it's coming from the closest location to them. So this person was on fortieth and Silver Spring. I was downtown when I got the order and had to drive

to that burger king on fourteenth and Forest Home. Oh, and then take it to fortieth and Silver Springs. See now, when I ordered during dash late because of that, I will tip because I know it's not a lot of ship open, at least near me. So I know you from the drive a distance to go give my ship in the middle of the day, you might get the two three dollars joint because you're going to McDonald's on nither

North. Even so though it's McDonald's and them lines boc as fucked. But oh so speaking them lines and DoorDash, DoorDash has actually started something new. It's still flawed for you know, reasons that I'll explain, but it is a step in the right direction. So door Dash now notices like when we check you know, arrived that store from that point. While we're there and waiting on the order, it'll tell us, hey, we notice you've been

waiting for this order for a while. You know how much longer until it's ready? You know, less than five minutes, ten and fifteen minutes blah blah blah blah blah, or I don't know, so you can, you know, tell them whenever or if you don't know, and then it lets you know that because they've reckon nis that you've been there waiting for a while,

you can unassign yourself from the order without penalty. Now. So now, if it's like, bro, this shit taking too long is holding up my money for other orders unassigned, it doesn't dock you um on your completion rate, excuse me or anything like that. That's the pro. The con is, if you want a sign I got the hiccups, you don't get any pay at all or tips, which is bullshit to me because it's like

you went all way to get it right. I drove all the way here, which was my gass and oh hiccups, hurt um and I don't know alcohol. But not only did I drive here and used my gas, but I've been here fucking waiting. That's why you allowing me to unassign this ship in the first place because it's taken it's taken too long. So I don't agree with the fact that you don't get anything. I understand not getting the full order, but I mean that's what we get. Like last night.

So last night I was at UH. I went to George Webb on mL K right off of Whales and yeah, down the street from Silk, that's the one that big fighting that a lot. Okay, I've been there before for a couple of fights. I watched. I was like, oh, that was the one moment when I chick got dragged that went viral when Terry got into it with it because she went across from from the alley from the Kenna. Yes, okay, oh Welles, yeah, that is Welles right there. Okay, I'm with you. So I go in there for door

dash order and there's um black chick behind the counter. She no going back and forth. Now I'm there waiting forever before I get addressed, like you know, but I'm not tripping because I can see like she's trying to you know, I don't fucking rush. They knew it was gonna be busy when they ordered door That's just fucking lady's a Saturday, so you know, I'm letting her doors ship. So there is two older ladies sitting at the counter. One I already know. I was like, I knew she was gonna

be a problem because she is just she had a real low haircut. Let them go, you know, when they don't have a full gold tooth. They just got to go outline around that motherfucking star. And she had on lashes that she clearly put on herself because they was like, I bet she was shaped wrong, so you know, Neil, but she just I'm like, you can tell she was one of them, the older ladies with a fucked up attitude. And she was with, you know, another lady.

So she was like asking about stuff and they order because she was like, well, you know, hash browns and blah blah blah blah blah and whatever. So you know, the girl she's just checking and she's, oh, you know, I apologize for that, and you know, the hands are the ship put it in the bag. So she's like, well, we

ordered, um, this chili, we paid blah blah blah blah. And I'm like, well, and she said, this chili is five dollars and that chili is six dollars each, like the difference between the cup and the bowl. If you're saying you paid twelve o eight and she said that the bowl is six dollars. You're not gonna pay six oh eight with the tax, so you know, but I'm like, just you know, but she she like, you know what here, you know, get the bowls or

she giving the bowls or whatever to put in their back. So then she's like, well, can we get some crackers? So the girl takes, you know, she goes get some crackers. She didn't just you know, count cracks. Me. Like, she grabs a handful of crackers and like put them down. So you asked this chick for crackers, and now you're mad because she gave you a bunch of Now you know, I don't need

that many crackers. See, now you're being funny. I'm gonna call your manager, like just being a bitch, so get out of the right. She was. She was like, I'm sorry. She was like, that's how I eat mine, Like I use, well, I don't eat mine that way. I'm calling I'm in. But I do commend the girl because for her to be black late on a Saturday night and you're dealing with Like

her smile never left, the tone of her voice never changed. She was smiling through it and s and she was like, um, no, if that's what you want to do, man, you know, y'all have a good night. And like she she was so professional and calm with it, and I think that pissed them off more like she wasn't giving you niggas a

reason. So then when they finally leave it and then because at first the ladies real pass regressive like um and uh fucking man, customer services this and blah blah blah blah, and I'm like, i'd be cussing your ball head

ass out. Actually kind of lucky. Um. But the thing that really got me was as they're leaving, because it's those two ladies and then there's a guy with them, tall bald dick scroll them head ass nigger and he is, you know, they're already out the door, and then he turned around and say something like and your ugly ass and but and just get to like trying to argue with her and shit, and she like buy like she like, I'm not gonna argue with you, like no, just go um,

but you think I'm supposed to be scared. I ain't what you go called the police. I ain't scared of police, and blah blah blah, bah blah. And I'm like, there was literally no reason for you to say anything to her. You're with two women, if they had any issues whatever, and them going back and forth for her, that's completely different. You're a grown ass man. You didn't have no cause to say nothing.

What's so fucking never? And it was, and it was, And it was hard for me because it's like in those situations, I really be having to tell myself, like, bro, just mind your business, because I really wanted to just be like, what the fuck did you even have to

say? Like it was? It was? And so I'm sitting here with this big ass grub lub bag, like, bro, please give me my foods, just getting the fuck out of here because I'm getting annoyed because it's like at this point, y'all just picking and for you to be a grown ass man and to feel like you had you literally she didn't say anything to you whatsoever. You with two bitches, you let them old holes handle that shit. But here you come piping up and getting tough with a woman for

what just to be saying some shit. So I'm like, look, don't have me in the back, because it's one thing I will do. I would throw some hot water on your ass, some motherfucking blood you know how when they show you when they throw water on the on the pig back. And that's how crack loons and shit is made out of bubble. This ship right up in that goddamn lob. You get your ball head ass out of here. The most miraculous thing about this whole entire story is that George Webb

is still open. I can't believe that's still a franchise. That's still as much bullshit as I've heard in life happens inside of a George Oyle, especially that one though, yeah, you said, probably whipping his ass pretty much, George Webb. Do guys have gun pancake stuffy pancakes. It's funny because I'm well aware of George Webb beting for operation, because that's one of our go to spots after we've been drinking and shit, because they're all they'd be

open late um. And this nigga on he's worsting fucking wine, Like this nigga is gonna be a chicken sandwich, chicken wings or chicken tenders, like that's his thing, chicken. And it's like he's allergic to eggs, so be fucking me up when I go out with him, because I love breakfast food be around them, and I can't like I don't get what I well, I mean we'll be kissing and shit, and then I put my mouth on his pepe, so I don't be wanting to eat eggs first, So

it makes sense. I just don't order any because you know, I don't want no residual yoking shit. And then they you know, end up on dateline or some shit like I did it on purpose, so judge me for my palet. But just the guy, you fucking you can stop talking to

me about food items. Ever, No, I'll makes sense stuff because like I with me being allergic to pineapples, and I'll be saying to him like, hey, if you're drinking a drink, you might not want to get pineapples because I know your mouth is gonna be so I don't want you to go ahead and do that. Yes, and I have allergic reaction. I gotta go to the er. And I'm trying to explain why this is happening

in a certain region of my body that you wouldn't think of. You know, I think that I would probably I think that I would probably have so much fun with that because you know a lot of people that like mango. I don't blame mangoes fucking delicious. I just can't have it anymore. I didn't start out that way. It just it developed, so me going and having an allergic reaction the like, So tell us you know what happened.

We're bringing because that was asking what brings you into that? Like, like you didn't see on that piece of fucking paper, or they can they can visually see what's wrong with you, Like I'm in here and half of my fucking face is about to explode, right, so what so what brings you in today? I don't know. Maybe it's the motherfucking mountain growing out of my eye? Bitch, what do you think? Because I would never like like because once it like I had, I had an allergic reaction inside.

I don't know what the fuck happened. This was twenties seven, twenty seventeen or twenty eighteen, one of those two, because I know where I was working at the time. Um oh, it was twenty eighteen. It was early twenty eighteen, that first quarter, and my eye was so big, like it looked like a pussy, like, you know, a little like

that little fold and shit. So it was just like I just had a big, juicy pussy on my floor, fucking eyelid, and I'm in here and I'm sitting here squinting and ship, and the motherfucker's just and then and then it's bad because it ain't like a normal pussy either. It's it's a

leaky pussy, like it's just just because I'm like a moist. I'm saying, like some instincts, what brings you in to that none, I'm coming out of my right like you want to diagnosis, bitch, because that's what I came for, you to tell me what the fuck is going on. Oh, that's pretty up there. And my ship was his ship at least open. Mine was folded the funck cover. It really looked like couchie lips. That's funny right there there. I hate Tommy. Oh, speaking of

coucie lips. So you know, because it's not it's not me, but inns, it's not we was talking about couchie lips. And then I speaking of Coucie Lips, because were we not just speaking to Coucie m We were talking about bait here and I was like, oh, so Coucie Lip, that's a wild transition. This was actually on brand. So I have to read cap certain things. So even if you are my Facebook friend, I have seen things, not all of the listeners to the show are my Facebook

friends, so I have to clue them hand on things. So you know, bit, you've been hear it again. So um, I am not waxed right now, and it's driving me nuts. Like you know, I got like cashmere sweater going on. So my laughs. Wax that I had because I go to a to European wax center right and one of the things that I hate about it is you can get a wax. Are they wax technicians? Is that what they call wax tack? Um? You know that's what they do estetition, so they um, you can get someone that you

really like, but they don't last. So by the time you go in for your next wax and you're looking for your person name, the mothercker gonna be there no more. So. The last time that I went, I had a young black um woman like she was fucking amazing. Right, do y'all treat yeh because nigga been cutting my airphole about twenty years. Well, I try, but they move around. That's my whole point. So I've had multiple people like before her, I had a chick name Breathe. She

was cool. But this person got every like she got looked glazed ham um Like No. I was like, you know when you get the honeybut thing going, so, I mean, I know exactly what you're talking about. Something that makes sense. Yeah, but she got every That's what I should have been having. You pull up the fucking Jordan mustache, so you know where it's. It's the Kittler, right, it's it's the Hitler mustache, but it's on your kitty, like right at the bottom because they missed that

little that little square patch because they don't realize that. I mean, if you, if you, if you pay attention and she that can potentially happen. Since it's a rough situation, I hate you. Yeah, it's it's that that Jordan mustache. It's like that little at the bottom, it's so patch. Yeah kind of said, you know, you got a good tech when she gets down in there, you're dang there feeler breathing on it, so she um, you know what I cannot. I see this is like

that got a whole hurt. But because they don't realize like some wax texts, they I don't think that they are really used to black pussy, Okay, And when I say that, I mean to look for until, like you know things, I think that they are used to um that bony pussy. That is just you know, they probably don't even gotta do more than two passes on it, you know what I'm saying me. We'll be in

there for a minute, right. They used to the vagina coming in there looking like a flat triangle, and your motherfucker's come here with this big as fear over fucking shape. Man. It's like it's like going from waxing a you know, like a little stick of string cheese to a full hamhot. That's a huge difference. That's that's a lot of surface area to cover.

But then you know, white women really don't have an ass cuff like that either, depending on you know, traditionally we are talking about these new white but you know, so it's like everything is of a uniform space, if you will, So it's like Coucci. But so it's like, you know, you can really just all at once because I don't really I don't honestly believe that white women even have to go knees to just like we do. Probably not. Yeah, maybe they do, but I don't really feel like

they do. Oh absolutely, because I gotta get all the Hey, I want everything go on. I don't want to see nothing. That's what you that's what we came here, fault. Ye wanted to be absolutely absolutely how much joy would I have being a that's detesian waxing? Is that? How much? Not as much as you. I don't think you would have as much fun as you think because the bitches that get waxed are not always hygienic.

Yeah. I don't know if you. I don't know if you were on the cash yet, but we definitely had a talk about women that did not wash before going and just had sex and they're like, hey, and come on in I was you know you see how you just look? That would be your life for so for as much joy as you get out of this, you're gonna see some bullshit. Yeah, that was a lady on

TikTok. That was that's that's a titian. She just went through all the stuff that she's seen and what not to do and what to do when you're coming in, and shit is on the top of that list. Women do not wash it before going in. What do y'all do before y'all go to the doctor exactly? Like it's like, isn't it like automatic? How is not? No? But I mean I could have taken a shower that morning and my damn doctor's woman at two o'clock. That's what I'm gonna do.

I'm so taking another, taking another one, just like a given h like I always have undressed. I have to schedule things to be able to make room for that additional pre appointment shower, like because I gotta get in between there again beforehand. So it's the fact that you were not only going to you know, bust it open, They are like really getting in there. So it's like you just got a strip of wax with Dodo residue one going to a complete stranger to open your g ass and not you not caring how

it smells. It's absolutely crazy. You know, It's so funny because obviously, you know, with me doing poor, you would think that I would be a lot more comfortable because after my post, like you know, people are, oh, well, you know, such a cuter. I can wax this girl. Why you ain't just coming. It's like, bro, I really don't want your face and my shit, like I feel the same

as. It's not an insecurity thing or me feeling it. It's just it's weird, bro, like just scrolling and then it's not want your homegirl, you know, just even if this is your job and your profession, like if my homeboy was a doctor, you'd probably be last on my list for like a colonoscopy. Not saying that you don't know how to do your job. It's just as my nigga, you can't with your fingers on my ass. I don't care if this is mandatory procedure. It's like, bro,

like what week you on vacation schedule? Meetn right, So you know it's it's not because I don't want anybody to have any hard feelings or feel like I don't think you know what you're doing or like you know, I'm shipping on your skills. It's just I feel awkward because it's like, Bro, I don't want to have the image of you having the image of waxing.

My shit. It's just you know, because it's me. So when I went for my cornoscopy, man boundaries, I was, I was up at like four o'clock in the morning because you have to get up early to finish your your your process prep prep. I don't care. I don't care. You're not fining, sugarcoat. You have to get up early to feel the rest of your soul leaving into this toilet button. Because I have to do this for Jelly being now um, because y'all know she was having on the

stomach issues and the ship we finally went. I took her to a GI specialist last week, so he's like, this is what we're gonna do. So I can't do it during the week. So when Friday rolls around, Dan, I'm as soon as she get home from school, like here you go. You know what time it is. They said, I have to give her seventeen scoops of the uh prep whatever little shit on top of Duke galacts and then whatever something else, And just so we started we take low

key. I want to rent a hotel that weekend. It has a bathroom and a half so I don't have to deal with it. The great thing about my experience was it wasn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be. Oh, nig I was dying. I guess I'm fairly regular. So No, that shit made my entire body high. I was nauseous, and that's the worst have to throw up and shit at the same time. So the fact that my full body was over here and I'm butt naked on the toilet, how am I hot enough? Butt naked? Bro? I was

like, my entire body felt flushed. And I'm sitting here like with the fucking the garbage can in front of me and shit and mine and I'm like, and you know it when you're rocking and shit, like, Bro, just just come on, Nigga. Was no rocket, Nigga. I was just I just no, I'm right because I'm nauseous. I'm just I'm dumb, freaking the fuck out. It's almost like I had it right. You

don't. You just don't feel good. It's just everything on the inside is like I just had It's like I had a hose in my mouth and its flushed out my inside and it came out of my ass. It's water. It's like a faucet for real. That's what I called it, But I have diary. I call it the booty faucet. It got flushed out. I remember I sent it to the group chat one time, right, So

something I did. I don't know what it might have been. When I had to print, Like when it first got started and I was recording of it, I was I was like, bro, it's like it's just running out of me like water, and I was laughing, like what is wrong with you? I'm like having watering sho this is That's an understatement with this print. It's an understatement. It's like a whole bottle of water point like anybody an I mean, and it's not stopping. Ain't like a splash here

or there. Like it's like somebody is just in your asshole pouring one out for their home and they did is wild. I'm like, whoa. I'm sitting there like wow, it's the toilet at the rapid pace. And then it's like, because I'm obviously a sick individual, all I could think about was, bro, it was the perfect time for like, an't know now if I felt good, because you know, I ain't gotta worry about shit. I'm literally I'm cleaning a bitch right said, Actually I just thought about

that. Everybody got to do a colornoscopy at some point. Yeah, and actually we should be the earlier. Hey, I actually, um just yesterday. Actually that was today too because I didn't put them up. But I was just looking at my booty hole pictures from my form my colornoscary, at poly ups and ship share that fok no, because they was gonna kick you right off. They can't. It's a medical thing. It's not sexual.

But it's not the outer part of the booty hole. It's it's the It's no, it's not an X ray like you can see the ridges in the pink and everything. It's just it's a tunnel. It's a booty tunnel. Yeah, please don't put that on save save that for you. And that's not that she gave me hamorrhoids. I think they snatched that camera too hard because I was like, why is my booty on the outside when it was

on the inside before I came in. It's mother speaking of ways. We're not speaking of ways, but imagine you like coming out of your uh, your anesthesia, and that shit happening like and people actually wake up in the

middle of ship you know, have you ever heard of that? I heard something about like if you are a redhead, there's something in your jeans that they have to give you more because of something the way that your body process like anesthesia and shit, like there's literally something genetically like your whole chance open? Bro? How you how don't you wake up? The thing is they wake up, but they're not actually fully awake. So it's almost like how

they have like what is it like sleep? No, that's a lucid dream, pretty similar to that. But what's the other thing? Like sleep walking? Not sleepwalking, but I'm sleep paralysis. It's like that we're like they're awake, but they can't. I don't recall having sleep I don't know. That's a kind I'm in thing for like a lot of people and having it,

but I can't recall that. I don't want to have that. But I also have like and I know this might sound weird to y'all, but I learned how to like control my dreams like a long time ago, um, because I used to like have nightmares and shit real bad. But then it got to a point where I'm like, bro, it's my ship and

I'll start fading niggas and didn't stopped being as bad. So like I think I actually told y'all the story on the pie one time when uh Freddie tried that ship and that deal though when I strung him up, you will, hey, that nigg ain't been back because you was gonna deal though, that nigga ain't been back. I just beating you up physically. And Kayla said, my friend woke up at the end of her color nausicles. She felt

them coming out and finishing. See thank you because my booty hole was a perfect starfish before I went in there, and then after that it was like balloon n I do my phone with Freddy and I was like, no, let me handle this bit. Yeah, that kind of cover moved just said I'd definitely be fighting for my life in my dreams. But yeah, shout out to to. Her name is Tured Donna. Tured Donna. That's how I found her because I was like, she had a very unique name and

that's what made me look her up on Facebook. So when I found her, how t e r apostrophe Donna? Okay, I'm glad you are, yeah, but turn but not like she she did an amazing job. Like she really got in there because for me a lot of times you're not that little V at the bottom right because you know, just just imagine for those that don't have a vagina, you've had your face and some vagina to where

you should be able to picture. But I'm talking about so you know, you got your lips is here and then right under you know, you got like that little that little booty V. Right when the cracks start. You have to part that because there's hair and there now, you know, so you gotta you have to get that. So like right in that little where the couci goes into that V and turns into the booty the booty crack, they would leave that. Yeah, so you gotta part that and get in

there and wax to both sides. So she did that and she got everything like she Yeah, you know, speaking of red, c my period, it's twenty six days late. That's a wild twenty six days. Twenty six days, nigger, that's what my body on boo sh So does that mean it doubles up the next time around? It? Bet the fuck not seven. I can't read that, Caleb. Why don't you go ahead and type the real word? Get your ass to fuck up out of here. She's like, I'll be back one moment, please, She's gonna be my YouTube.

Yeah, but my period is definitely twenty six days. And then it cused me because my app is like, did you just forget to tell us? Broke? No, motherfucker ain't here all right? God damn looking for like door dash hey, waiting for your period like crazy looking at the one doing and it's like it's annoying because for me, I'd be needing to know because of how I plan things, whether it's okay, well I plan to do content with somebody or you know, me going here and scheduling whatever the

case may be. Mine is not tracked for pregnancy purposes because I don't think my should work anyway. I'm old now, but I'm a product of that. My mom was forty two when she had me, and she thought nothing was going on. So I'm just going for warning, shah, but for my periods to be do it, you do it? But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, how y'all feel about me me coming here dressed after a date but she don't dress for y'all for the show, Like

if I y'all really feel about that? Like for real, First of all, I only dress when I go out because having my titties exposed gets me extra liquor in my drinks. But she don't do that for the for the listener. Don't get me a fucking looker at my drink. You can't get started, you can't get stars, don't here or anything. So will you be getting you know, I'm not gonna give you. Actually, that's what you're gonna be doing here I'm supposed to be but yeah, I'm sorry.

My period is not it regular like, and it took me a long time for my period to regulate. So it's been nice knowing because with my app, I use um the Glow app. With that app, it is never off by more than like two days, and that's usually either it may come two days early for whatever reason or two days late, but it's never off

more than two days. So it's fairly accurate. So the fact that this mother fucker up was like, I've just been waiting and waiting y'all to my door as I was waiting on my ship, Like you know, when your dad said he was gonna come get you and you got the front door with your book bag and shit and dog never show up. That was me with my period, with my motherfucking book bag like she wants to Jordan forty five, because that's what I'm gonna do. Come back like Jordan, baby shower

thab you want, I'll start looking bit. You just worry about the food, don't worry about nothing else. I got everything else, but you just me balls. Oh but yeah, I just didn't even eat me balls. Yeah, I'm making turchi ones. That's gonna say, because if you bring some vegan me balls, you getting turned right around. Definitely. I don't even want your gift at this point. Just keep it hypothetical. We have my hypothetical because if Mama Serena come in here, it's I'm about some tofu

meat balls party over one thing. I don't do the tofu party over not here. But no, I um, it's it's not pregnancy, y'all. I'm fine, that's cool. You'll gotta be pregnant for us. We could just have a fool. We could play the little baby game. I feel like when Homer when they had it. It's just a little late, it's still good. It's still good. That's me or my period, and it'll be here eventually. I just need this motherfucker to come so we can try

to, you know, figure out. I don't like how it's throwing off my predictions because now you got this long ass, fucking fifty plus day cycle going on, and my birthday is in fucking June. I gotta be able to know what's going on and ship. So that's true throwing me off, and I don't like it. I mean, I've been I haven't eve been sucking the same person anyway. Let's put a towel down. I it's not

only the guy. Sure, yeah, absolutely, halcasting track honks, Yes, because I really had to sit down one day and just think, have y'all ever done that, Like you just sat down and thought about like how filthy you are with a month like y'all we really be doing some shit. Yes, my damn that wold that ya ya y'all know, yeah, and you know it would be wild like when y'all y'all give each other that look after and ship. They don't even be the next day, y'all just after

the fact, and you'd be like that was crazy. That's not true, Kayla said, go be near somebody on the airs of the sink of like a Bluetooth. The girls my ship was still like ain't ready, ye nigga, whenever the girls came over my house, whenever it's my weekend, Like god, damn, what the fuck is this? Same? The fuck is this? The toilet paper gone, all of the toilet paper, changing the garbage all the time, attitudes, and it's like, wall I be profit.

Yeah, it's definitely I have a profit. Like, dude, what the fuck are y'all doing? They're trying, They're trying to live. Why my week though? They SYNCD up I have They tried to show me their little app to like that. They were comparing the apps that happened. I got some exit. I left them. I can't matched I do the same thing. Some beer, some beer. Yeah, I didn't go hard. You didn't do bloody mirror. I didn't go hard in the paint. No, I need to come back home. I need to You should have got

your bloody mirror up laid on the alley somewhere looking like Franklin Saint. So one of the big one of the big stories on social media the past week. Um, some cheeks were clapping in the classroom and it wasn't under the best circumstances because it was a teacher, you know, involved in the scuffle

with a student. Now, social media has basically been divided on the issue because some people feel like, you know, the teacher went too far, and then other people like myself, as soon as you lace sept them shoes, like you're a motherfucking adult, you go catch these paws. Um. So for a little background on you know, the video, if you haven't seen it yet, a teacher had a student's phone up. Now, from the account of another student, the teacher had actually taken everybody's phone during a

portion of the class. Everyone else had gotten their phones back by this time, which is why the fight was able to be recorded by another student. But this particular student that she was fighting with was mouthing off being on that bullshit, so she didn't get hers back. Now, in the video, you can actually see the teacher behind her desk picking up the phone like she's going to call for you know, some sort of assistant security or somebody to

remove the student. But you can hear the student telling her like, you're gonna get my shit back on my mama. Well, if I was your mama, I had to beat your ass because you definitely just lied on me and you got shred because you thought you was grown. But student that basically gave the rundown on the event said that prior to that, the girl told them to record it because she was about to fight this teacher. So she told them to start recording because she was, you know, gonna get on

business with this teacher. So you can see her in the video going she's behind the teacher's desk and people are like, well, um, you know, she could have de escalated that and she shouldn't have pushed her. And I'm like, bro, you're not gonna come behind my desk in my personal space trying to get behind me. And shit, I'm you're not gonna be hostile in my space in the first place. But then you're trying to get behind me. But you don't know what you're gonna do, high school kid

or not. So she's like, you know, pushing her back because she's reaching around her trying to get her phone and shit, and she decides that she is going to This girl swung like she was in a dream. Okay, she talk this motherfucker back and like she in the way she swung, and I'm like, I instantly thought, teach your man how to squabble. So so she blocked, so the teacher box it, and you know she

so they get to going and they tussling and they hit the ground. So she only swung like, you know a few more times on it, but she didn't like she's holding her down. She could have just kept beating her ass. But she's holding her down and yelling for somebody to, you know, get a fucking teacher, Like get go, get a teacher, Go get a teacher. But in the meantime, you know, just asses out, cheeks is out. So people were like, well, why was she

wearing. I'm like, I'm pretty sure she didn't think that she was finna walk into school building and end up fighting with a kid. Because like when you see the video, like it's you know, it ain't over her ass, it's lower. But somebody in the comments of the video it was like, look, she was dragging that wagon and after a couple bumps, wagon got loose, and I was like, damn, I was like, that's that's really basically that's what happened. Like she didn't go in there intending to

show her fucking ass. You can't help that, you know she gets to test them with this kid and her booty come out. But she did have a nice little cuff on them bumps. I'm not mad at all because it was moving every time she was. Yeah, but people are yeah, and and people are mad about it because not everyone is upset at the outcome. No, because I have two teenage kids, and I know my fucking reaction to them disrespecting and swing it on a fucking adult, right and then over

a phone. And you have and like just me reading the comments and ship through social media, and I'm like, that's why these kids is fucked up now, Like you actually have parents that are like, well, they don't got no bills. That's taking their phones. They don't pay them bills, and that's step and that's and I'm like, yes, motherfuckers were actually saying that her taking and confiscating the phone and step step of our property school or

school rule. I guarantee we change, we change. You write your handbook to cover your ass for shit like that. And that has been my point. I said, do you motherfucker's not look at y'all student handbooks. I have to sign off on the ship like any anything that people anything that is a rule is in a handbook to cover your ass. So then when they when they hold you a colm before, they can say it's in the handbook. Ye, it's I've written handbooks before, nigga. I got out of

the education game right on time. This is right before and they can start swinging because I used to. I used to come front up because all the time, my phones on, all this ship and my parents and this is this is the most fucked up story ever. It's it's not funny, but it's funny. We're listening. Took a phone from a boy because he kept pulling it out, pointing it out. So I was like, hey, after third time, I was like, I was giving it to him after

at the end of the day. He would come after in the school day, I give him his phone. You got taken like a fourth time. I was like, all right, this time, fam, go your mama gotta come get this phone. I'm not giving it to you. And most of the time when I give it the parent the phone, they give it right back to him in the hand and they walked out to her. I'm like, whatever, I'm just gonna make it as incommune as possible. I kept the phone the mama called me, so I can't come up there and

get that phone. I said, well, I'm just gonna have it. So three days later, pass this Nigga come to school. It's Mamma died. Oh, Mama died. Didn't get his phone though, Wow, where you're going? Man? How am I going to? Hell? He didn't want that, say student get his phone? Right? She raised all the hell that's those parents raised, like I paid to it, blah blah blah

blah blah. I was wondering why I hadn't heard from nobody from then, because it was like, oh, as a as a kid having to tell us like, yo, that's gonna be hard for I was like, damn, I can't get Nigga's ball back right, blot twist right, Mama died. I was not. I don't. I don't think that wasn't. That wasn't the girl's mom that made that post. People just put that in the

caption, but that wasn't her mom. She was saying like awesome. Basically how we were saying, like we lent this ship open to me though, like Nigga's definitely not going to be my daughter because now so when you do stupid shit, and you get stupid results all of a sudden. This we shouldn't do that to the kids. We gotta protect the babies. She won't know. Baby. When she tried to swing off on the motherfucker, she thought she was every bit of a ground woman, and then she got handled

like one, No, don't do that. The kids now, the kids. Man. She may have been a little rough in her response, but she did get swamp. I mean, once you swing at me, you have converted from student to a nigg off the street. And it's for all. She kept saying, don't touch me, don't. How many fucking warnings do you need? So a person is continuously telling you don't touch them, and you say, okay, I'm going to swing. Why y'all just watching?

You told him to fucking cutting on and watch. She thought this was a gang gang. She she's gonna get some assistance, bitch, plan on your own. So many friends to do some stupid for the administrator. I would have to actually ask the teacher to you know, take some time off, to you know, blow over. But I don't think I would have liked the police. Yeah, I mean, she can't a mental health break. It's a mental health break, and also it calms down the whole culture

of oh, she back at work as ship or that ship. Just just take a couple of days off and you know, we'll talk about it when you get back. Man, Now you're a high school dropout because your motherfucking ego bruises. You thought you were gonna serve a fade, got your asshood and it's viral. Now you can't go back to she can't. Oh she can't go back to school. I wouldn't kick you out. I want you here, not a single student classroom and say nothing derogatory about that situation.

Didn't hear nobody like give her phone back and nothing that they knew. That's what I said, Like this the one student that did give the account you said, like the girl kept mounting off and talking crazy you're doing X y Z. So she didn't get her phone, but everybody else got their shit

back. She didn't. But it's the people that makes it seem like people that feel like me are the bad parents, because I was very, very very clear on the fact that I am not going to take my kids side in that situation, because you are supposed to be asked in seat first and foremost the fact that the reason she even still has your phone is because you

was cussing her out and doing all of this bullshit. I'm gonna break your jawn away home, nigga, we might as well just go ahead and stop at Urgent Care now, because I'm gonna lump your ship when I third I look third grade, miss neil Garden home. She and I play that ship. She had this big ass yard stick. She would take you in the court room and whoop your ass and then bring you out in front of the class and called that was the big gray fund, the ones that come out

like this with a big black antenna. So the phone itself was probably like fucking twelve inches long. You just got this big Wesley Pipes dick ass phone on your face and shit in in front of the class talking to your parents. So now the entire class can hear my daddy telling me I'm beating your ass when you get home, because why the fuck is you showing out? Bro? You don't gotta do that. I already caught my one. I already caught my one. Ain't no tagging shit. See that that first all

you caught a chance to fight back. You can't fight back when you get home. Yeah, so my whole like, the way that I look at that situation is completely different because it's like, well, that could have been prevented. That could have been prevented had that kid been in a fucking place, she could have the the escalation that the teacher could have had. It is not to respond at the same level with the girl was responding too.

That's the one thing that she lost little control on when she was coming at a real out. She was coming back at a real out as an adult. He was like, look, I ain't give any ship. I'm talking about how old. She says he's been teaching twenty years. That was whooping out. Yeah, but you just said that she was teaching twenty years. Like that old either she had to be let a forties at least. Some people ain't built like that. I mean, she's been in the all enough

to be like, look, give people out again. Some people not built like that. My response would be like, and you still ain't got your phone? You're talking Craig, and you are you are? You ain't. Also, can't I tell people how to react. I can't tell them. But if you're in a classroom with children, you should be able to react that way. She felt threatened. If I tell you move up out my space and you continue to invade my space, some go high. Some guy

that's like me as a principal. Some guys have been I've been approached by many, many many walk up Manny, Yes, they walk up on you and like, look, man, this is not a good spot for you to be. This ain't what you want. Calm. It's scarier than loud seeing for me, like in the era that we're in now, I'm all for when these little motherfuckers try you and shit, sometimes you got a name. Put them on the ass. You won't know why, because these are

not kids like we were when we was younger. These little motherfuckers smell blood in the watering shit and they see that one getaway with it. Now you were a target every time you walk into your own fucking classroom. Put that little motherfucker through the chalkboard. Fuck them kids, ain't nobody else go try hey, man, mis stinkers, don't play that ship dog. You see what she did the tyresh, Yeah, by fuck that bitch up. And then when Mamma came up here to fuck them kids in it talking about the

bloodline, slapped everybody down to the dog nigga. Last high school I was in, it was like two two thousand and sixteen, and it was it was getting there. It was, it was getting there. Howard Fuller, it was Milwaukee Coleigia Academy then, but Howard Fuller Collegiate Academy now. But and they tried to read read yeah, is called collegiate academy. But then you got niggas just going wild like this niggas. That's how you know she's

just terrible. Dude. It's terrible because those niggas in every school they had Milwakee. Luther in the Wisconsin, They're everywhere. They had every yea somewhere, and you got somebody gotta deal with the ass said that little girl was all in her space being house was fucking I'm body slamming your ass. Fam.

I didn't even know how to play fight. I'm telling you, like, hey, I I told motherfucker's the moment out of the block, at the moment I blocked that punch of shit out of put the hawk Hogan like just like this. I'm gonna tell you another thing. Girls are a lot more confrontational than some of the boys. They teenage girls will push the limit just like a grown woman push the limit, like slap me, slap me as shit. The girls learned that shit really young. That's why she got

to hit. She had to get handled. I've seen a few niggas get fanned by teachers in high school because niggas not think are really fight Because my dad body slam different strikes. Right, that's a little white dude. Now you getting Central office suspension and they're calling the cops on your goof yea, because my dad has been in the school systems for a long time and he always works and like I'll turn the schools and like at risk youth and shit.

So my dad actually got his finger broken by one of the girls in the school, like going and break some shit, and she actually grabbed his ship and like stepped it back. And I'm like, I hated girl fights, dude. I'm like, Dad, you know, I'm proud of you, but I had things with a different way. You can understand. You can break up nigga fights with your pinkie. Niggas didn't really want to fight. Maybe fight you come in there, get back. He was like,

have you ever tried to pull two cats? Apart, nigga. All right, that's girls, girlfriend, Yes, but now you got niggas acting like the because I'm saying, girls don't see how niggas fighting them pants. Dude, Like if at this point, if I was in any capacity of dealing with teenage but like fighting and shit. But I'm just I'm tripping the closest one. I said, because they pants, they can't stop that fall. There's no way. I really feel like niggas nine days you weren't stretched pants.

Well, one they got those pants on, then they got some some crispy shoes on that they don't want their pin so they just standing all kind of crazy. Sound like a dunk. Yeah and up. Yeah, dude, dude, talk a lot of shit. They don't really want to fight. Girls is unpredicted. Girls get to it. Yeah, And then you

said, then I split them up. I split them up, and one had one and one spot one another spot, and you turn your back and bitches running down the hall and found another girl whooping her ass again, Like damn motherfucker's Yeah, like roaches knocking knocking done in like school of violence, but like watching two chicks fight like niggas is amazing. Like when they actually throwing punches, like don't be grabbing the wrestler like she was serving a bitch

like Mike Tyson. And it's funny because like I grew up up fighting. That was all like fucking did. And it's not even because I wanted to fight all the time. That's just I did, man, But that that's just that's how shit went. Because it was like one if people weren't singling me out in the group because I was a small one, like I used to be like fucking buck ten at back then, and then I was shorter. I'm fucking I'm not even five four. I thought I was taller back

that. For the life of me, I always thought that I was five six, five seven nobody. I just thought that that was my hype for for every reason. And then one day when I went to the doctor, like they actually like back the board thing down and he was like five three and five apes, I said five of what at all? At all? I definitely thought, And then it was like I'm I was pushing it, you know, thinking five six was short. I thought I was like five

six, five seven. So to find out I wasn't even five for like the fuck is actually a tall girl. Fine, yeah, so ye, not at all, not at all, but going through that and then just being like the protective type of person that I was, Like I hated bullies. And it's so funny because people always looked at me like the bully, But that's because I bullied the bullies. Like, bitch, you want some smoke with somebody, I got it for you. Like I hated to see

people picking with people that they knew didn't want to fight them. And it's like she didn't even say nothing to you, She didn't do nothing. You're just doing shit because you know that you can get away with it. And I didn't like that. Now, there were instances where motherfuckers would do shit and fuck with people, when then when they got the tables turned on them. Now that was setting you bitch, You ain't being bullied. You just

met your motherfucking match. Ain't being bullied? Yeah, um, but I did. I hated that shit, but it wasn't that real shit that motherfucker's was doing. Like you had to really really good, like I can't tell you. And I never understood why every time I had to fight, my hands would be big like ones. My hands will always swell up like my hands used to get so big that yes, that ship was why And I

never understood. I was like, why the fuck it? But my hands used always get so fucking be It was like nutty professor, but she used to be huge. What I'm mellow now? The irony of me never really having a fight. I didn't have to fight like you growing up, But then being in a hood schools all my life, like working on hood schools and breaking up fights and being deans of students and all this shiit, like I never understood, Like damn, I never gotten to the search from circumstances.

Why these motherfuckers so mad all the fucking time for shit for nothing? They ain't got plenty of reason to be mad, I mean not in that moment, Like their response is like ridiculous. That's because the built up from everything else that's been happening, and then there it is. I did see what I did see one circumstances for a girl had gotten out of the car and she was the sweetest girl. I can't remember her name, but she sweetest girl. Her mom got out the car and I guess she got the

driver's No, she got the passions. He got in the driver's seat while she got out the car and she came up to the hire. She was just cussing her the fuck out, like, bitch, I don't want you, but next time you leave his motherfucker. And she just walked up in the school. Hey, mister Mount walked up in the school. Wait, her mom almost talking to her like that. Her mom was talking to her, you like that. She's just walking to the school. And she just

came into me like like almost like that was her space. Was like I could get away from this bitch, like I can't wait. Yeah, and I can say like we've had like shootings and ship and you're like, bro, it's six thirty four in the morning. What are you so angry about that you're shooting in again six thirty four in the morning. And then I go back and think about when I was on the corner the nineteenth Capital,

broc you hawked them offucking down on the bus stop. It was nineteenth places, but Capital has that little intersection, and I plotted to catch the motherfucker that early in the morning. But it was because I knew that was my window. I woke up on some bullshit. You'd be like, fuck dad man, right, can you go back to some shit that you've seen or you experiencing high school art, right, And I was like, I can see how you was on that, but I can see how you really took

it to the extreme. I was just waiting to punch you in the mouth. You was like, now I'm gonna blow your motherfucker face off. Right. My thing was, you got me in trouble to get kicked out of school when you started all of this shit, So that that was what got me like, I'm home all fucking see you suspension and shit getting kicked out for some ship that you did. You brought holes up there, and some of them was grown to jump me. But because of how I handle shit,

I'm the motherfucker that's in trouble. How because they said, well, she's a senior this year, she only got a couple whatever. Let it don't make sense to kick her out. I don't give a fuck about none of that. No, I see, I would have automatic kick out for the people sending people up to the school. They automatically out the victim. I don't. I don't handle the same way. I know. But they they took her side because she was a senor. She was a senior and

I was a junior. So because she was getting ready to graduate that year, I like, first of all, that bitch got basement classes. She might be here next year, Savannah lass bitch fucking slow men, because I'm because I'm still I'm still mad with my friend. I couldn't graduate with my friends. I'm still raw about that ship. And speaking of which, let me tell you how Milwaukee High School of the Arts is doing. My fucking baby so read is in her senior year. Four years of fucking high school,

y'all have never had a problem out of my fucking daughter. She has literally never been suspended, never been reprimanded, no warnings, no nothing. She has literally had an incident free four years of high school. That is damn near it underfed up because ill right now, I thought I could do that definitely. Yeah, was immaculates. And this is coming from a person where six high schools in four years. That was my path. I had

a bad temper, that was about it. I was smart. I just wanted to you know, And people asked like, well, if you couldn't go back with it, I would do high school over and I would do it the right way because I actually knew the work. I knew the ship. There was no reason for me not to be doing it. I just had a problem where I'm like, I would rather fucking sleep, bro, I'm tired, so I want to fuck to sleep. And because my teachers felt like, if she sleep, she can't fight anybody. Leave her alone,

don't wake her up. That's how bad it was. Yeah, so my teachers used to actually let me sleep in class because they're like, if she sleep, she's not running nobody, no fail, just let her have that piece to herself. And they used to leave me alone. I was not a bullet you. I don't respectful to myself. Well accept that one crackhead, bitch, wheke that motherfucker up that you got away with sleeping in class. I mean Steve was good. You got a bananas track that he

played on he put post on his page. Listen to it is a damn party. Shit. I like that he posting music. Yeah, you know Facebook, they cat on my fucking nurse. Sorry you late, nigga. I was late. I didn't even get here till after nine That addies motherfucking start. No. But um, like I said, the entire four years, she has done absolutely nothing to get under there, like to be on

their radar for anything negative. Her grades she's always made, you know, three point whatever, and her teachers and the students love her, like nobody calls her bike. You even got the fucking uh teachers in the hallway and coming from conferences. Hey, re read, is this your mom? You know so well? You know she is always red has always been a very popular child to where it's not just the students, like she just has that kind of rapport like with teachers and everybody. They just love her. Her

personality, which is weird because she real ebo and just creepy sometimes. But you know, she had the arts that they think so refinished. All of her graduation requirements in December, they need like twenty two twenty three some loose shit whatever credit bottom line is like yeah, like I think it's twenty two twenty two credits to graduate. She already has twenty eight credits, and she

has all of her credits in the required courses. Because it's not just like oh, well you need twenty eight credits and then you want your white. No, you have to have four years of English, three years of math, you know, two of science. Shit like that. You know, they break it back, just bullishit that they're just throwing out there, like fucking the psychology and um, there's a bunch of electives, that's all it is today. So they I don't think they have study halls at her school,

all right, they click the cut study halls out. I have four study halls. My senior year, I had two study halls when one of them should have been a gym class. So because my guidance counselor at Custer High School was a fucking dipshit, which they had absolutely no excuse because it was a chick, I think. But I got there the last semester of senior year, meaning me transferring in senior year. You have to go over

my transcript because you have to make my fucking schedule. So at no point with you tallying up all of this ship, did you say, damn, well, she's missing a half of credit to Jim. Because don't matter how many credits I had, because I had more than the credits I needed to graduate, but because I was missing the half of required credit of Jim, they wouldn't let me graduate or even walk across the stage my senior year.

So customer fucked me with that because I didn't know why the fuck would y'all give me two study halls if I didn't have everything that I fucking needed. Because you came at a time where the school year had already been created, and your needs didn't meet the schedule that they had, so they put you in shit that fits your schedule, so you have a full schedule. Fuck

your needs. Yeah, they look Adam burning motherfucker actually Barack Obama now yea, So it was so disrespectful to right, that's like this, that's like the equivalent of MLK being in the hood. Yes, Barack Obama slash Lady pits Yore. Yeah. So it's just a bunch of shit that she doesn't need. Now for her to already have twenty eight credits when she only needs

twenty two and she has them and everything that she needs. The man, the fact that this semester was gonna be what an additional seven seven and a half credits, so she was gonna graduate with like thirty five credits that nothing is applying to college. So you got all of these fucking credits that you don't need, and you're not getting any college credit for anything that you're taking. It was fucking pointless. How can they come put her night cup pre

college ship? She could ask them, she could ask the classes MTC. They got a co op with MTC. She took some. Yeah, it took some of our classes. Well, how many crazies you graduate? One hundred thirty pretty much at this point, like twenty I know we needed we needed. They didn't give us havel credits to shore whether it was full credit, so it was forty four, but it was equivalent to twenty two.

So it's because the state he was busting that thing open. She said, I had to do a semester at Lady Pitts because Madison was being patty. My sister went to Lady Pitts. Who is Lady pitt Though? Who is that lady? Look credits? I'll be trying to negotiating on how crazy morn there. It's like, Bro, it's really a whole section and chicks that

was just getting nutt in here high school absolutely crazy. But yeah, fine, And I think I think for us here, I think for us it was real fuck up because by us being in high school, like Bro, a couple of years ago, they just talked to us about conn has in health class nobody listen. Did y'all skip? Nobody? Listeninda Gordon worked in social services before this. What is the thing? I can't read that she decided to create school for pregnant girls who are dropping out of high school.

She found a lady Pittson became his first director of nineteen sixty. So it's a school school like it's like a nationwide thing. Okay, I thought it was just Milwaukee shit. Well no, it looks like it is Milwaukee thing. Really well, yeah, Custer did it for the grand boy. She was the second wife of Frederick Douglas. Mm hmmm that woman white or is that just the way they drew that's a different, different person. Yeah right, that she looked like she real lighted skin. It was called a light

skin. I don't want to because looking at fred Frederick at the bottom. Yeah, all right, so we know that she started a school for pregnant girls. They need to go to school too, they do, you know, I get it. He just said that d was whacked too. But I love my man. I got two babies off whack dick. You don't know that the dick was whack in high school? We know, you don't. You don't really now we know you look back on it and think about it, but no, but that's what At that point, that ship was

the bomb. It wasn't. I let him blow that ship up. Back then, I was fucking just the fuck because it was like, you know, when we together, this is what we're supposed to do. I guess, but Mike, yeah, we're just doing this because that's you said. I definitely should have been in the house. And I remember trying to put it rubber on the first time. That was crazy. Did you put on

inside out? Yeah? It started that we can get Yeah, I've never been able to I've never been able to practicing for counts because like my nails have always been really long. I've never been able to practice with countums because I always I was like, bro, you got it, because yeah, if I was really fucking fucking in high school, I probably asking kids, but I was acting like I was working. I was pregnant my senior year

high school. He said no, I wasn't for real, and I was like, this shit, nigga, I'm to get my ass beat for this. Oh shit. You know one thing that I can say, though, like that hasn't really changed, is I've gotten older because I never understood it.

But I had like a lot of attractive guys that like me when I was younger, and I never understood it because I was such a boy and I'm like, there's so many like girly girls and like you know, yeah they did, and it's like, you know, and and seeing it was like the real pressy girls, like you know, wearing their hair like a lead or had like the pony's heads and shit, and dressing up and doing like little skirts and little shit. And they used to really really be on

these dudes. And I'm like, I didn't have to do anything right. But then it's like got older and that continued, like and then when I did actually like start having sex and shit, and I'm like, rose peepe tiny cute back, cute niggas be having some tiny winers, not all of them, but oh definitely not all of them. But it was just like, am I sweetback? And I'm like, dang, like like chicken nugget,

really, this is real crazy chicken nugget. Yeah, Paul baby, Yeah, They're definitely a rabbit hole worn niggas with small dicks and they'd be laughing at him and ship, I feel bad Micross the Maco dicks like I'll be looking at when sucking it's a rabbit. On porn, niggas like a whole young man and was catching the actual porn. Which is funny for you to say that in the conversation on porn. I don't. I don't even look at a comment section I was looking at. I do because that should

be funny. Why you know what's funny? I got look at the point you do. So obviously I know males that are you know, only fans like male adult content creators. I actually know more niggas that do it than I do women. That's why I hate when niggas has always got something to say about chicks doing only fans. It's like you do realize that niggas be helicopter and they dick on camera too, right, Like it's not just us.

It's a two way streak. But one of um, the guys that I used to work with, used to have me cracking up when him like like niggas would be and the comments on his forehood and was like like that or like talking about like his dick side and his dick not even small, but it's funny. And then on one of my videos one time, like on my Only Fans, somebody commented was like, and that looked like that's too easy for you to swallow, like talking about a nigga dick. I

was like, yeah, that looked like it's too easy to swallow. You need to get somebody bigger. And this was a guy. Oh my wow, I need to clarify the person who was laughing. The person who's laughing are the women laughing at the dude as he pulls as it pulls the shit out, they're ridiculing him, like so we'll look at this and they all gathering around and shit, what one got their glasses down right? I can't even man, I'm like, who signs up for this ship? Public humuliation?

Man? I like, do you see the smaller people? I'm saying, nugget is crazy. The brainbow ass comment comments are craziest, Like for real, though, I mean, I see, I guess I have seen niggas like oh you're beautiful that kind of shit. I'm like, man, this is stupidest. So I don't remember, I've never gone any further than that, but niggas coming on other niggas is crazy then, do it?

Wow? Well yeah, and they really really really be going in and I'm so I'll look at the comments now and I'm like, how bored are you? That should be your homework for next But then it's like, okaya, comments, I want you to stour. The comments just saved some sh didn't bring it to the because the niggas dude like to watch poor and just and then to physically tight yeah right, or the television'll how to take dick? That's a nigga? Why is that? What do you mean she don't know

how to take Can you show her? Like what were you doing? You're right? Right? And actually what is proof that you can take dick? Right? Oh? I can answer that? Okay, So when she can't take dick right like, she's very very like from tell tell tale sign is hand on the stomach because she's trying to control the pace and the depth. Mmh. See my mama didn't raise no hope what she did we hain't raise no punk hole. I can take dick, that is. That is one

thing that I have always been. I don't know, it's just I guess I have a high pain tolerance. But I mean you do used to get DDT. That's child Yeah, smooth dropped on the I can't say that I've seen signs of those, those kind of signs of people who say that like she was a sticky ass screen right, like do you slander them after you get the net? Or what right your being in the comments at the same time? Absolutely literally like are you you? Are you using like speech to

type with nine minutes left? Are we going for a replay? A week I've been stopped giving the funk about replays, okay, just because I should have to make sure I don't want to be you should be here, remember those signs you should. I think that was he had an exit playing the whole entire time we got away with the two. It wasn't for me me being late. You said, that's a disgust and that's multitasking skill. No,

he got flip. You gotta do the dial with the numbers. You don't know one thing that I don't say like doing only fans And it's kind of like I won't say it's annoying, but like we have engagement goals and a lot of people I'm like, clearly y'all like the content because y'all keep subscribing every month, but they're not liking the comment, I mean liking the content or like leaving comments and stuff on there like and that shows up on the top of our pages for people to be able to see like what our

engagement is. So it's like, for me, I don't give a shit on if you're engaging or not. But for other people that are looking if they're like, oh man, this page only got like such and such, like, ain't nobody really you know they should ain't good. They're looking at it, engaging it that way before they even subscribe to it. So it's like I'd be wanting people to fucking engage with the content even if you don't fucking talk to me about it. Just click the fucking button if you like

it. That's all I'll be mone. So you just want you just want some likes. Smart said, it's disgusting after I come, I look completely out as because what kind of got me a bookmark? What kind of comments should you leave in the comments section of poem? But that's what It doesn't have to be comments, but some people do leave comments like damn you can ride the funk out of some dick like the that's what they write. That's

some, but it's the content that's been made, So it's commenting. I want to be here, but I don't want people to know I was here. I'm not now, I'm not comment You're already here. No, No, that's what I'm saying. I'm like, I get some people want to fly under the radar and ship, but it's like you know, if you

kid, just you know I want I was here. No, Usually we know you're here when you go back and like a picture from like twenty weeks ago or like or one hundred and seventy two weeks ago type ship, When I'm like, why are you Yeah, stop that, I go like the pictures that didn't nobody like you didn't get no likes on this, this was

the one, but I did. Please don't. That's just how I know when people first come onto my page, because then all of a sudden, I start seeing like twenty, like the last twenty pictures or something like.

I'm like, okay, now you're gonna too far. You could feel like the last like last three or something, but when you're gonna like the last like but that's different, then I say, he said, I commented on only fans, but not like pornhood and no ship with Pornhoob was like the entire internet can see that, right, only fans, you know, it's

right? Ever, poor they want the world to see these because it's like now you just on a on the search for you know, like big ass t big ass titties, and now of a sudden, you know, you go, you know, profile, like damn, I like them big oily ass tis. You're like, bro, this is the world Wide Web. Why are you? This is al Gore's Internet? Where are you gonna do here? And didn't imagine like you watching like to even why is there an entire bud feed? Oh my god, oh my god, because even oh

go I love that black dude. Man, this is funny. I think this is YouTube. I just told my crush, I like, I think she likes me too. And she hasn't read this and that's it yet and it's a podcast time you can't read to yourself, right, I don't see the point of no, these comments is not like whack, That's what I'm like. These aren't the ones hundred part number for anyone they're selling ship that's

whack. Now, it's a strange confession, that's the next one. Yeah, that's not what I'm looking for you, said poorhood comments be like come fuck me and Texas like this absolutely crazy, like you don't even know these people, right, and see what happens. Let's see if I can find one of my favorite videos. Bro. As soon as I open it is

nothing on the forehead, all right and she on the phone. Oh h. So whenever I log on the porn site, I always type my name in first, because I'd be wanting to make sure that ain't nobody got my property and posting this ship without my permission, tapping an actual name where you're stage there, I'm a station you're having the stage name is why I guess I have are not funny, They're not the ones that we were talking about. They're not the same culture that we're speaking of. So yeah, you

might actually kind of have to do some real research. Might actually yeah, yeah, so if you want to do that research or you know what, I'm pretty does anybody in here use ready a lot of podcasts? Ready, I'm gonna start you. I want to see what ready because a lot of momuckers say ready the streets is why? Ye see what's going on on? Reddy? Hey? So what what would it take for you to because some people like they'll actually like they'll thumbs down porn watch what does it like the

thumb down point? Right, yeah, I'll trash. Well, First of all, I don't just like watch porn in my free time. Like if I'm watching porn, I usually have an end go like like I'm here for a purpose, like I'm about to give my ship time time not a long time. So to just be sitting there and watching porn to be like, yeah, I ain't like that scene, like it's the next US I'm watching maybe like ten minutes of the scene. You don't leave a Yelp review,

right. I never feel like if the scene it's like thirty minutes, I'm definitely not finishing a thirty minutes right, So you you might watch from like twenty to twenty six and then boom you're done. Who watches thirty minute point? I don't know anybody that finishes the port sing it's probably a psychopath. I mean someone will be like four minutes. Okay, So highlights are full

scene? The highlights yeah, cummer marker porn or full scenes. So when you go on my pain because I'm not paying for hotel rooms, doing makeup, doing hair getting fucking movie theater rentals and shit for no fucking five minutes since like y'all gonna get this full work like multiple positions whatever funk I need

to do watch the entire sing I don't know. I never looked to to get behind, like I never look at the behind the scenes stuff to know if I really understand how shit works, because it's like I don't know, Okay, is this the same person watching something over again? It's just for each person at what, Like, I don't you know they have a way. They have a way to read it because I know that the radio station has one and see how many people are trapped in and how many people are

help it and engage. They call it engaged listeners. And I guess they have a certain time limit that they track for people who are actually listening for a certain okay, letten them thumbs down. Help, I'm only watching it

if it has eighty five percent thumbs up or more. Well sometimes sometimes sometimes the porn right fiddle your funny, okay, And then it's like it's like this like when you have when you have porns with multiple positions and angles and ship and it's like, okay, what is the limit of time you were willing to watch. Like, okay, bit y'all been doing doggies out for ten minutes. I need y'all do something else now, like you know, as long as it ain't no reference to me being late. Now you definitely

was late, but it's your show. Yeah, we started it for you, what I tell you. The first time, I was just happy that you are all right, because there were times where I was Yeah, I was actually like because like I said, because we were because we were out, you know, for his birthday, because we couldn't do anything. Um well he had to the baby, so I went, you know, phone pockets silence, and we enjoyed or and then I really just did not know

what today was. If you don't know what time was, you know what today was? Well, I thrown off because it was still light outside. The season has changed, I know, but I'm saying, you know, I don't be outside like that. When I'm outside is I'm door dashing, so I'm not really paying attention or I'm in here. So with it's still being light outside, I didn't realize that it was as late as it was either, so t shirts coming soon, but no, I um I do

I definitely look at porns. And then sometimes I feel like Nigga's just be hating because I watched a porn and I'm like, man, we hate to ask Nigga thumb this down. This ship was actually dope. I would like to know who charge of like the thumbnails. Oh, we do that ourselves when we upload our videos, like we like because everything that's up like it's

self uploaded, like by that particular you know person. We Well, I don't use Pornhub, but I do have many VIDs um and with many VIDs, when I'm uploading my videos, it gives us an option to if we created our own personal trailer, we can upload it or we can take like basically seek to the position that we want it and then it's like a little ten whatever little seconds, that little chunk to make um trailer for us. So if poor hub is anything like that, we do our own trailers the

same scene multiple times, seven different labels. Yeah, I would like espect like X videos and like shit like that, because you have like fucking Habibi show and they have that Nina Roddy bitch with fucking It's the same exact scene, but you got twelve different trailers for it. Yeah, I've seen it before. Yeah, got so many of them, different clips of the same scene. Yeah, that's annoying, and I'm not doing it because I just

feel like I'm more freebies. I'm just going to post this one fire trailers and then you're like, bro, I gotta see that bit to do what she does. I'm no longer in the movie. Yeah, but I definitely know what you're talking about, but I don't um. I just want to know what makes people tick when they interact with porn. People be angry because they you think they'd be happier, though not because people I'm I'm gonna see now if I can find to say because this wonder he was pissed that chick

this one ship couldn't suck dick. He was so upset and actually wrote in the comments, I can't believe I wasted my time on this bullshit as bad you just got them other random comments be funny though, like oh throw that ass bat like my brother videos. I already recorded. What are you talking about? All right? See that's one hand, sirius right through that asspect. That's absolutely I'm sure you want to say saying it back to you can't find big Mac. There is no one in your phone by that name,

Like, it's not what I said. Please check your context. And because um so y'all know that stripper here, missuccess, sweetest girl, like I've talked to her like multiple times, like we were Facebook friends at some point. I don't know. She don't be on social media no more, but well not on social media but on Facebook because she was under there under her real name on Facebook. Um, but super sweet. I first met her in uh in Ricky's. But she has like arguably one of the worst bbls

in the history. That's how you do you start off with some lovely it's like BBL for her stance for bitch your booty leaning shit like it's bad. Who made that up? Did you just think of that on the spot? Yeah? Great? Bars, that wasn't a pre written that something, don't Hey, you know when it comes to a certain ship like that, I like to think of myself as like my own little person, a little Wayne like because I don't write that, it just it comes like that. I

don't know why. But she does only fans now, like she's she has sex only fans. It's not just you know, yes, and the way the way it moves. It's nuts. But it's funny because she ended up like she made her page private because at first it was open, but somebody commented on her video and was like that motherfucker crooked, ain't it? Yo?

Not the crooked booty, ain't it? But you know? And like so people were like commenting like under the videos and ship because it's like you're thinking that they're going to focus on the fact that, you know, oh she's sucking. Did she you know, having section ship? But now her booty was the odd shit in this case, I'm gonna it was. It wasn't you you know, I know you this was some random motherfucking man. You probably said it too, but this ship through it, like but she

did. She ended up making it, um, making her her Twitter page private. I don't know she ever opened it back up. But I only see her because certain people, like in the city, they worked with her. Um. I've only seen two people of the U fella, the one that was sucking on top of the building UM and then UM she was with him there, she with him. She did no, no, no, not that, not that particular scene. I'm saying. I've seen her work

with him. Recently that that scene. I was disappointed because that would have fallen into the when he was like, well what does it mean to not take dick? That would have been her in that scene? Um, but she's also she usually deals with this one guy, like she does a lot of scenes with them with him, I mean, so they worked together, Like what is Motherucker's ordering? They don't got sizes, Like it's not like

ordering a big magma. It's not like any haircut. I feel like doctor bbl doctors lack so much integrity wody, right, And I feel like for me, like if that was my line of work, Like I'm not going to do anything that's going to make me look bad as the person that performed this procedure. Right, I don't get what you asked me for. If you want somebody to just give you anything, then you go over there.

But you if you leave here, your ship is looking fucking natural, Okay, Like if you got a little skinny legs, they should at least put a little proportional booty round this on there, Like, bros, bro, you can't stuff nothing in the back of her thighs, Like you know, are you gonna spend all that money to get up off that table and look

worse than what you did before you got on that motherfuck. But the thing about understand is that they don't realize the struggle behind it because as a person that naturally is like this, it's just heavy as fuck and for them to like not And then that's why you see a lot of people taking this ship back now because they're realizing how much stress it is on their body. Hey, they were trying to they you see, like the things they pull them on, nows and ship. Yeah, they don't feel like, yeah,

I gotta get this taken out because this ain't working. I'm like, the ship is heavy, you know, yes, but it's enjoyable black scamming people. No, the heavy heavy as the head that helds the crown. And I know it being heavy, you know. I know it's heavy for y'all and it might be heavy for me too, but you know I'll make it. I mean, as long as you're staying the jam, I'm making make

sure you lifting your weights and everything. But you got to be able to you know, outside of me, you still need to be doing it. Niggas needs from team. But when me and I don't have that issue. But right now, but I mean some GMC vitamin shop. That's something your workout. It is definitely is That's why I plut Niggas was like like like super bigger, Like I know you'd be trying your fast thrower around and you just can't do it. Yeah, but you know you went sandwich when it's

slightly submissive. When when they submissive enough, you can you can you can don't around a little bit. And also need a bed that's actually like the height, the right height. I need a bed that's the right height, so I can, you know, stand up. You wear your hospital socks. Those ships gonna hand with the grips. Yeah, are just the flip flops too, because sometimes you know you can't get your socks sometimes. Yeah.

Yeah, my desires actually just have the asnake with some tims. You didn't got drill on some flip that's want to just rock some tims network you put your bare foot in some tims against the better leverage. I have a scene like that because he because he got he got them them slippery wood floors, see you know them the new construction town houses ship So there's definitely a scene where you just see light skin tight muscular ass and tims on his feet.

Yeah, shout out to so that that is definitely definitely a thing. Yeah. Platform, No, platform beds. I don't like platform beds too low. Yeah, you gotta be Yeah, higher beds. It's very platform bed That was the one with the slats. Yeah, and it's low like the little beds. I mean they're cool. I mean I ain't gonna turn my nose up. But the niggas definitely needs a doctor sis act like.

Biggas can't afford that. That's why they look like that. But they end up paying for that anyway, because they end up going back multiple fucking times. I saw something. I saw a white girl. She was you know, say us guys own side. Yes, I saw a white girl and she definitely was that. The gym shoe skid sounds with the cheeks sound like a nigga running up and down the court. An't sound like that scene from

scary movie too. Playing a full full game of hustle. Absolutely, I got I got bol down a low down alottle pass school of course as a like commercial. No, no, I got time me off on a tangent. Oh okay, so I found one. H oh. I think this is the ship that tone was watching spank Bang mm hmm. Yeah, I'm eighteen years of age or older. M money, mm hmmm. This is what killed and one mm hmmm. And one used to have them videos, didn't it started the stone like mark out of out of m h m hm.

These commercials really had that wasted trying some shit right, this is cold as too much ever though, m hm. Kobe used to you do that shit the game, come sit Down'll take your ass right out of the game. The squeaking though, all right, well, I mean it's two minutes thirty sex. I realized it that long because when you used to see it on TV, only got forty five. You only saw the people that you actually fucking new you imagine going in or somebody ass cheeks, and that's how

you can see this is a scary movie too. Sing hey, s got that squeaking sound of to make. That's when you have condom sex too long in the dry out that is getting there. Brow need a break. This is the buns I was talking about. That is terrible, just like unbelievable, that's that's not But then she trying to do tricks with it like that makes it better. That looks unbelievable. It literally like balloons, Like I don't like this can look like a mushroom. Yeah that's not that's not good,

but that's what. But then but then you have some people that'll set and then be like, damn, man, I can't wait to hit that. We should work, And I'm like, I don't ever ask me to work because I know you will just hit anything and I don't need that. Maybe the butt because some nigga's just because I'm not gonna lie. How I met her? How how I met her was like I said, it was inside of Rickies and the first thing that drew me to her was her ass.

But that was because she wasn't standing up. She was sitting on the edge of the stage making her booty hop and at that point I couldn't see how small her legs were, and the way she was sitting made her booty appear around and she was just, you know, doing a little basketball thing. And then she stood up, and I said, what in the fuck just happened here? You know what? I actually the stand up, asked, you mean that was bad? But I can't I remember one something every

weekend. Yeah, I've had a couple of dates in there one of the schools. It was like Father's Day weekend. I was like, oh, this is one ni yep. Pretty much the very first time that I went to Ricky time, I thought that I was going to have to fight the security guard for being disrespectful. But it wasn't necessarily that he was just that he was being disrespectful. I just I didn't understand what he was asking me,

um because all of my people were already they were already inside. So I walk up because I was late and I'm trying to go in, and he basically telling me like, see, I had drew her when I told the story about how I met her. When I walk you know what, I can understand. Shoot, I can't stand him no, but so so I thank you people. I'm believing me up. I walked up to the door, you know, to get in, and he like, hold on, show to you, Like where your escort that? And I'm like,

huh, I was like, my friends, is ain'try. He was like, you can't come in here without the escort. And I was like, so, I'm thinking you had to be with the man. You need to do right, because I guess bitches was going in there body's self like stealing customers. So they wanted women to be with men to come in so hey, dog, keep your hole in the leash type shit. But I thought he was asking me where my pimp was. Oh yeah, so see,

so I was like, the fuck you're just saying. So I was going off because I'm thinking he was asking me, like the bitch, you can't where's your pimp at? And my guy just so happened to be coming out at the time. He was like, oh, he was like what. I was like, this motherfucker just asked me where my pimp was. And he was like he was like wait what And then he had to explain it to me. I said, I said, I am so I look here from from my perspective, I was like, because asking me where Iceberg Swim

was and I need to be with a guy. That's all you have to say no to politically correct and you know, you need to tell us more about these bitches and rickies, because we was just talking about how we ain't been in there in a minute, and he was like, man, be no bitches here, and I'm like no, I'm like, because someplace here be having the stripper bitches, like the actual thick stripper bitches. Now stripping

is not frowned upon, so ain't nobody really afraid to do it? So the ones who you want to do it, then you just had to go on the South Side, I know. But now they don't care that you see them out. They're not They'll they'll stripping locally and it was good fun. It would be the ones that you want to see though. Speaking of

Exotica, not the strip plug we're talking about. I am very heartbroken because Exotica was this weekend in Chicago, or if you were not familiar with Exotica, this is a huge porn convention that is held four times a year every year. Um it's always I believe, um, DC, Jersey, think Miami. I know it's in Florida, but I can't remember if it's in

Miami or not. In then in Chicago. Um, so April Ish is usually when they have the Chicago one, and this one was actually like the fiftieth event they had, so I know they did some big shit and I was planning. I had actually I just canceled a hotel room Thursday, any right, yeah, where's your go? So I had actually had it. The current one Chicago because it's it's a full weekend event Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Um, so I wanted to go and and like I said,

Bay, that's not Bay. His birthday was Friday, so my birthday, part of my birthday give to him was gonna be us going because you know we like to duck off to Chicago anyway, duck off do Exotica for the weekend. But you know, with me being hurt and you know my money is just still not right yet, I had to cancel that hurt my fucking heart, nigga. But um, it's so dope because not only is it just like you know, a big porn convention where you can see porn

stars. That's actually that picture of Pinky that was circulating when they're or Pinky turned into a thumb like that people taking pictures at Exotica. But they have different workshops and shit, so like maybe you have been interested in doing rope play or like any type of bondage, or maybe you want to peg a nigga, Like, they have different workshops and shit to guide you through these

things. Like I remember one of the classes, like little seminars that they had, so my boyfriends by now what that was one of the seminars that they had see. A Beginner's Guide to swing in Traveling the World Naked, Beginner's Guide to the Adult Industry, Breaking into the business like click cover and dick Defense, sex toy Awareness, dick Riding one on one, Discover your kinks, erobotic mindset, coaching, Face Sitting one on one. Now, I know y'all are watching this, like, bro, we can read,

but you guys have to remember not everybody watches. Some people stream us. This seminar explorers developing comfort and kink while performing and creating content as a full figured person. Get It Secrets, the Female Orgasm, Got it Self Massage in Chicago. That one is, But like I said, they have multiplets throughout the year. So this is just for Chicago, Um, Jersey, DC, and I think Miami. All they got a lot of damn seminars. Yeah, yes, maintained and expand your adult and there and there's a

thing and it's like so they even have for vendors. You know, you can apply to be a vendor at these events. Porn Star game Night, Like I bet that shit was lit this game show with sexy stars and maybe win some cool prices. Exotic a seminars series sponsored by Bad Dragon. It's Bad Dragon. I see their name a few times. Keeps someone that everybody can read Safety for sex Workers. Yeah, but like there are so many

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on how to turn your curves into currency. The swinging and shared wife lifestyle like this is so many, but it's not just seminars like they have like actual workshops and like hands on shit and like dungeon rooms and it's just dope. Uh three, that's all I'm saying. Its tones. I'm scary. He had to have more, he claims. I definitely feel like he's had more because a one one he was in the Air Force, and two I just feel like they were more. There's less of a standard there, like

Crash. I think at one point in time, as te oh em there says at the bottom there sauce yea, so it is Miami, so Chicago, because Chicago is the first one that is Edison. Okay, look like stage shows, big after parties. So mh fuzzies those people. Okay, I'm doing everything, Chris Brambers, Yeah, but we're missing all the comments. Now, oh that's over here. I'll pass out in that motherfucker be like the comments on pointhood as we fucking in class or no, I got

to bring your partner with you that way you can practice. But yeah, I like when I tell you, like, I'm really salty because I was so geared up and like I've been planning this ship for months because I knew it was coming. So host Hotel, it's a hotel discounts through, so I booked because I know they booked the same hotel every year, So I pre booked. So I had a full weekend for one hundred and fifteen dollars.

Damn, and I just I finances man couldn't do it, and that that hurt my fucking heart, nigga, because I wanted to go so so so bad and it just you know, it didn't work out that way. But I'm surprised I don't have in Vegas versus Miami. That's interesting. Vegas has I won't say versus Miami because Miami makes sense, but like Edison, New Jersey, yeah, or even DC, like swapping one of those out. I was definitely surprised that it's not in Vegas. Yeah, Vegas does

have their own they do. Yeah, that's probably competition for them in Vegas, and shit, that's that's naturally Vegas. Yeah, it's like that's I mean, from what I've heard, I've actually never been in Vegas. What's crazy I know. I don't know. Did y'all watch the fight they had it at the damn Raiders football stadium? Really? The motherfucker was Yes, that was stadium. This motherfucker said, bitch, I would have walked like

Tory Low. Yeah, I'm definitely going to. I just I really wanted to go to this one because, like I said, with it being like the fiftieth, I felt like Dy was really gonna pull pull out some ship, you know what I'm saying, Like, and I really really really wanted to take part and that. But and I was gonna say, speaking of fiftieth, I feel like we might be on the episode one ninety nine. First someone hashtag mushrooms two hundred. Next week's gonna be wild. Yeah,

especially because we don't get drug tested for work. So I told you, Yeah, So where getting this run? Going on a trip in my favorite Yes he is, Yes he is, dude, How you smoke that much? And gonna be scared of a natural piece of substance because where you're getting there from. I know my weed dealer, I know him personally, is what I'm saying. It doesn't matter. I trust him to not fuck with me. You don't know where that where you're coming from, right, I

trust that he wouldn't sell me some shit that he wouldn't smoke. Who said that? Who said that? He smoked the ship before he gave it to you? He smokes with me, And if I wrote the shit he just sold me, you're smoking it. Okay, sig, y'all can both get addicted to some bullshit together because he don't know more? No more do you do? How can you fuck up some mushrooms? Though? Yeah, they just grow same where they do. Crack bro is manufactured. You can't.

You can't pull crack out of I mean you kind of could manufacture mushroom, right. My point exactly just how text, just how motherfucker could give you a motherfucker wool. That's exactly what happened, not a moment I gave it a little flavor like no thank you, I'm real salty though, but yeah, so um just with like experimental judge like now I'm want to see it. Do anybody watch BMF no, because like B and F, that's just how the crack pipe scene went. That's like bro niggas are still hitting that

glass dick. That's wild. It's crazy thing like today in twenty twenty three, somebody, somebody, somebody you know that you really tried that shit, and I thought you was a boss that that the like where you where do you get cracked from? In twenty twenty three is like like, now have you told me you was on like opioids, like popping pills. Totally understand, but was like, yeah, bro, we got standards what I dried now because it's cracked. Like like if the nigga tell me still smoking,

blacking mins, I was just like, really just smoking. Huh, don't don't judgment. That's all. I'm trying to bring you into the new the new century. If I were to do it, I would do it the same way. What Yeah, when I tried it seemed like try cracking high school sho. No, that's not what I always talking about. Yeah, yeah definitely. I mean I'm talking was smoking cracking had enough time to get clean. I know my my my ex sol and I never knew that he

sold to his unts because they were functional crackheads. I mean they cooked big ass Sunday dinners, they had damn their oath. I ain't never seen the crackhead with OCD. It used the clean shit, you know, yeah, and and I and I was tripping off that, but he explained. He said they gonna get it from somewhere, right, and that was his thing. It wasn't even like a money thing. He was like, I will

I know that. I'm not gonna give them no bullshit. I ain't gonna so if they go do it, I would rather know where it's coming from so that they don't. You know, crack is bullshit. Crack is bullshit like it is. I'm not selling the bullshit crack, nigga. I can't stop you from doing cracker. I can't stop you. What I can't say is that I'm going to sell you cracked the right way. Some people don't cut the ship right. Some people not cooking this ship up right. They

swapping ingredients out. Niggas be fucking up the game. If you're gonna be that's some shit like you just you just substitute some ship. Yeah, kind of like it. McDonald's Like when you're doing that, now, bro, I ain't gonna applige you on these cookies now. I don't really want those cookies. And then I opened my back. That's what I still got. I still got cookies. Oh, Kisha were you not here that week when we play Smokey Robinson video. Damn, my auntie called weed smoking smoking dope

and I'll be hollowing. But they have for the longest, like they've definitely been calling it weed dopey. Y'all gotta call right, it's not that it's not. But I um, I'm excited because I really I can't wait to go on this trip and have it documented because that's gonna be so fun. We're speaking of trips. I'm not gonna be here next Sunday. I'm gonna be in um Arizona. I'll be a So you're missing episode i's episode Wow, Okay, so we not record next week's Sunday? Ye, we are

postponing episode two hundred? Really yes for you to be back. Yeah. I think I'm trying to weazzle out. No, okay, I'm saying we can't have episode two hundred without mister Essential. That's a white called mister Essential. Nigga. We are a family, we are a unit. Episode two hundred is too important for us to be missing. So that means like may cheah and we're gonna be mad already. It's gonna be manh Yeah, because I took that weekend off, sink of the mya weekend ship, tacos,

make readers, and mushrooms. What is wrong? You put the mushrooms on the taco because okay, what's this week Oh that's perfect, that's perfect. That's perfect because this was his weekend. Without his sun next weekend, he would have had him. I'm trying to get some mushroom dick, so doing it the week after makes sense. There, everybody got next week's Sunday off. Dude, we will not be here next Sunday, but when we come back, it's gonna be fucking worthday. Episode two hundreds. Mimi and mushrooms.

Yes, two weeks of advertisements. I like tacos, myreeds, mushrooms. That's man. Look, we have to go to the Taco ball ship. It's it's not day Taco Bell. It's get we get some cater we get tacos. Okay, I mean it's it's episode two hundred, but that's not true. I definitely eat Taco Bell. But I also don't have stomach issues like a lot of other people get. Like, my shit is like a fucking steel door, So I don't know. Nothing fucks with my stomach.

Except El Greco El Greco. By the time I fucking chewing swallow, I'm taking the ship in their bathroom. I don't even make it home, and then I gotta come back and finish. My Greco runs right through me. But that's the only place. Anything else that I eat, i'd be cool, dude, I don't believe. Actually, sometimes I prefer a Taco Bell Taco Supreme over authentic Mexican taco because I will Dorito locos to motherfucking death. Nigga, that's too gone for me. I gotta have. I like

the corn shell. The corn shell, I don't want to. I don't want to because the meat is already salty. He didn't have. The double salt is too much for it's giving intentional avoidance. It's definitely you know what he should should. I don't trust this. Y'all need waivers. Just give

me an investigation because I was watching Chicken Chalopa me please. I didn't like the chalopas because they were crunchy, but gorditas, Oh, nigga, if y'all ain't had the fucking breakfast, uh no, now now that Taco Bell breakfast, I've never breakfast because I forget that's fire because I forget that they sell breakfast because in my mind, certain places just not supposed to serve breakfast until I had that fucking crunch rap. I've also heard when they's breakfast ain't

bad. When when they's breakfast lit them breakfast meal by them down selves. They need to sell those as regular fries. They just sell those all day and they they biscuit. Is that motherfucker like infused with the honey? Like, what's going on with that? Stopped up with sweet honey? Anybody had that? Popeyes? No, it looks now. I love strawberry ship,

but I had a biscuit. He went to went to Popeyes. But I could see that because it's like more like a because I wouldn't really look at it like a biscuit, right because the word to me, to me, it's giving pastry strawberry, but a good Gaylor, I ain't never gonna get. That's why I haven't even tried. When the Popeyes Saturday, they said all we got is chicken sandwiches. That's what that When I pulled up to

the drive through, that is hilarious, No any ironic. That motherfuckers is like killing people for chicken sandwiches, and I just wanted some chicken and all they had with chicken sandwiches. Um. I can't remember if I had that before, but I just like to go to Popeye's at the end of the month. Nothing beast the end of the month special. It's fucked up thing

about Milwaukee and fast food. You can't get anything after nine o'clock, bro, And it makes me mad because it's like most of my money has to come from like Saturdays and Sundays. I'm sorry, Fridays and Saturdays, like at nighttime on door dash. On Sundays, it's mainly just before I come in here because out of about it's like everything fucking clothes or you have to go. I mean, you're already down there. So for niggas like y'all,

it ain't a big deal. But for me, I'm all the way up here and shit, and it's like I'm not gonna drive all the fucking way down there just to get me some fucking food. So now I'm mad and got an attitude making a fucking sandwich or just eating a random fucking pack of oatmeal and shit and fucking fucking throwing a cock in the morning, and the ship it's like chop sticks. I don't go to chop sticks and they

open salmon fried rice, niging salmon fried rice. Chop sticks is and we we actually discovered it here in the studio because when we was here that then I'm like cho and I was like and when I was like, dog,

look at the hours they actually stay open late and they're going. You go in there and look like a spot that stay opened, that lake raggedy and shit, but all right back there really getting like they're making the rice and the old dude, I can't understand what you're saying, but you understand everything you're saying. Yeah, it was crazy, and it was crazy because when I went in there and I was like, hey, I was like somebody drunk. When they also doesn't put it back, he was I don't know

this mind. I was like, bro, right, like you just here, but they were, yes, your enemy, your enemy is back. Felt like I was in New York, Tommy, that's for you. That Kalya said the strawberry biscuit was okay, but she don't need it again. Okay, Ben satisfied. My enemy is back. The starting he just said, when I was pregnant, Taco Bell Breakfast was it child and Wendy's be slapping back. I am an app person, so I download all of the

apps for all the fucking restaurants I go too because I liked them. Extra deals and shit, so all of the extra coupons and gaining points and all of that ship. So at one point I wasn't even fucking paying for Wendy's Breakfast. I was just doing my ship in the order in the app, going to pick up my fucking order because I had all these freebies and ship. Then because they have a breakfast, AKA, yes they do, Nigga, this is the cycle. At late night you can go to chopsticks.

I don't do pizza. Shut on no more. M obviously oaken heroes and now the Cheaper Hud Nigga, the Cheaba Hud. They need a commercial I want to do. I want to do the Cheaper Hud commercial because that ship was the greatest sandwich I've ever had. That ship was delicious. See and when I ate that motherfucker live on air, That's why I made Raby take a piece because I was like, it can't just be me, because Nigga's gonna think that I'm just I'm gassing. I need somebody to take this journey

with me and understand how good just fucking sandwich it was. It was sloppy and seasoned and toasted and warm and hot and all that she was all that ship. I was like, man, I was mad. It was gone. When I got finished, withever like, damn, it was gone. No, it took it took a minute to get except for the season that would have thought my COUCHI was being described a little bit. But hey, did you see that post? Somebody put it up and said, yes,

Zanas is still fucking open. Man. Last time I went there, I got I was, Zanis is actually hiring. But I can't deal with drunk niggas on Brady Street. It was fucked. We were fucked up and went there and got a pizza and it was a chili cheese steak and Philly cheese steak pizza. That ship was fire. And I went one day when I was not drunk, that ship was disgusting like I was, you know, definitely definitely drunk. That's me and pizza shuttle. The funny thing pretty good.

The funny thing is it's called Zanis Pizza, and pizza is the thing I've never fucking gotten from there. But I'm also not a pizza person. I can, I can totally. I can go years without eating pizza, and then when I do have a craving for it, it has to be really cheesy, like I want grease through the bag. So that's when I get like some Hubs and Marcos or something like that. I haven't had nets.

I haven't had nets since I was a kid. Like every Friday we would go by my Auntie event house and she would take us to Blockbuster, run us a bunch of movies and get Ned's pizza. That was our ritual. But I hated Ned's because it took me into well into my adult years

before I would start eating thin CRUs pizza. I hated thin crust pizza for like I hated think cruss pizza for like eighty percent of my lifetime because I was like, bro, if I wanted a fucking cracker with some cheese on it, well, I definitely don't want to bigg ass fat pizza soggy bread. Yeah. So me, it was pizza Hut hand tossed and Rocky Rococo's. That was my favorite. Is the perfect Dominos Domino Hands? Yes, see my gym Andi sister understands love a thick crust. I'm about to open

the Chicago stuff. I think I know what she said, but I know what she meant. She think because what she said is I think she thinks I know what she said, but I know what she meant. Never heard her back, No, I want to think she just said, I'm about to open the Chicago substyle food place where I'm at now, Hey, hey, if niggas ain't fighting in the lobby and getting shot in the parking lot,

that shit ain't go hit that fire. Yeah, that one, that one spot on North Avenue, like on like twelfth or North American Sub because we always in there for real, that shit looked like that looked like the most dangerous spot. So so bats not Bay grew up in that neighborhood. That's where he grew up at so time to time, like we'll still a matter of fact, the last time we hung out, that was about like

two three weeks ago. Um, we were downtown. We were down at tailors, and when we left, we were gonna go to American Sub, a big ass yellow science to go there. That's where because like I said, he grew he grew so we used to live. Yeah, so when we used to leave, when we used to leave Onyx, we used to go there and get chicken before we went to his back to his house. So we still will go there. Oh remember when I told y'all was safety because I left my Italian beef at his crib. That's where I got it

from. So I risked my life for that Italian beef. Couldn't even eat it. It ain't about it just don't know nobody who actually purposely goes there. So no, it's definitely by being in because the last time, even as the nigga that grew up there and we got there all the time, he was like, no, I didn't just keep going on making tacos when we get home. He didn't even trust it that night. That's how bad it was because it was because it was late, so it we um.

I think we didn't leave Taylor's until like two thirty. So while we was he was like, man, all the club niggas is probably out that motherucker probably paying as soon as we got there, and it was like it was an unsafe situation because it's one of them. Parking lot was like, bro, if we pull in there because of how it is now, we're not gonna be able to maneuver out in time. Yeah yeah, so that whole corner is dark except for that motherfucking spot. So we drove right on by

and he did what he said. He we got to his house and he took out all the ship and he cooked me tacos because I nigga know all what he tacos every fucking day? Yeah what what time make clothes? How does how does everybody make the tacos? How do you make tacos? Shit? Like the shelves and ship? You mean? I mean like, how do you prepare your meeting ship for your tacos? Oh? Thank you? So last I said, last time, I did it because I do chicken,

so I don't do beef. So my middle child wanted the carnate inside of and so I did that. So I did carnet inside of, but it was chicken. But I put in the croc pot okay, And so I just put everything like the season and then like the lime juice and all that stuff. Like then I just let a cook. We do the ground turkey and have all the fixings all out for people however they want to do it. And tac make nigga tacos. I like to Frida, uh the

shell like the tia you mean after you assembulate or too beforehand? Beforehand, Okay, beforehand, I'm gonna start doing chall tacos. So I'm gonna tell y'all some about me. It's one of them them things where it's like, you know, when you're around nothing but niggas. You know how people make you think they invented some ship, but it ain't really invented. They've just been doing it. So years ago when my stepdad used to make us tacos and like he we had like big burritos, but he was like fry him,

so I just called him fucking fried burritos. It wasn't until probably like a year or two ago that I learned it was chimmy chungas. Don't you dare because that no, I was gonna say, because after you and the whole will just make grape soda. Oh yeah, we still got to talk about that shit, nigga. But no, there's a lot of people who thought the same thing though. But yeah, like, and I'm like, I don't know if it's a difference, because now our chimmy chidas like,

are they fully deep fried? I thought they were because ours, like, we don't fully deep from. We just will assemble the burrito folded and then obviously we're frying flap side down so that when we turned it, um, that's a BRI's. That's how they make burritos though, Okay, yeah, yeah, but I was just like, damn, it was like it's a

name for that. We was sucking them up though, and then it's like because of the heat, like the cheese there is perfectly melting and shit, but it's like, damn, I actually gotta eat a burrito or a fucking knife and a forking shit. But the reason why I asked that is because, like with my mom, because we honestly, we stop using ground beef for damn there everything a long time ago. We use ground turkey for everything. So whether it's lasagnea spaghetti taco, like everything, we use brown turkey

for now. This is not because I'm just some health conscious person, because y'all know that I will walk up to a cow and bite it right on the gas. I love a fucking stuf. Okay, So it's not that it's just certain things are better when you don't have to deal with all of that grease. Steak is not one of those things. But my mom when she makes tacos, like you know, she browns the meat and drains it

and everything, and she puts a little taco season in there. But she has this huge I mean like Sam's Club container, h like bottle of pecante sauce that she pours in the meat and mixes it. So other than her, like, I don't see anybody else do that. So when I saw people on like somebody on Facebook said, I was like, hey, you know, I tried this one time, and man, I'm not making my tacos no other way. And I was like, dude, I said, my mom wa do that all the time, and you were the only other

person that I've seen talk about that other than seeing her do it. I do put like if I'm doing the chicken again, if I'm not doing a Carna insider, I do dump in like a thing a saucer in mine saw dumping in there. And then also stay, I want to cut up nothing else. Technically everything's already cut up and off with the lime juice in and then like the taco mix see in mine, and it's like I brown I meat draining put in you know, my seasons and everything, and I have

I basically build a fucking taco station. So it's bowls for every You got your bowls and lettuce, you got your cheese, got some tomatoes, you got, you know everything stuff. Yeah, but it's like with my mom's because she's, like I said, she dumped this whole thing. But contexts us in there. Honestly, I just I scoop that shit in the bowl. I top it with some cheese and maybe some lettuce. But I always I have to have sour cream no matter what, and give me some debretous

I'm do none to other ships already fucking in there. I'm not gonna cut up no tomatoes and all this shit. Niggas a whole fucking jars. Shitn't here. You said chimmy channgas are fried and burritos are not. But that's what I'm saying, Like we fry them. But it's not like our chimney channga is fully deep fried, is what I'm saying, Because we don't deep frying. You just we're basically frying the top and bottom of the motherfucker. So it's some crunch to it. And you can you know you cut into

and everything inside is warm and the cheese is melted. But that's it. We're not fully deep frying them. No, it wasn't jelly. He was talking about a soda, damn it. Because he ain't say nothing about no toast. He said that tebow steak and cheese egg. He can't say no about no damn toast. Well, my cut like rest in peace to you know, my cousin Jamar. He used to put jelly on his chicken and shit. So I don't know. Niggas we weird moose kids. You see

jelly on and chicken. Yeah, yeah, soda breakfast, But niggas sorry, niggas love soda and they love kool aig. So I really don't expect a nigga the torrious, big size to have a fucking sparkling water put his breakfast. Let us let us let us break down the term breakfast. It does not have to be the toast is implied. No it's not. Don't you got not gonna name everything else and then just skip the toast when you're talking about the condiment. Breakfast don't have to be. They don't have to

be eggs. You don't have to have eggs. You don't have pancakes. That's not that's that's just an option for I think breakfast is just a time time scale. It's as you're breaking your sleepy fast. You woke up, it's time to eat. You just eat eat whatever, you eat whatever you want. Yeah, soda, shit like pizza, shit, creeds make me

to it, you know, scramble. I know a lot of people are like, ill, I don't like grits, and it's like I love the fuck out of grits, but it's like everybody doesn't make their grits the same. So I can understand if somebody had and I know people hate this when they'd be like, well I don't eat this, and I'm like, well, you just ain't had mine. I know how annoying that can be.

But I also understand how that works because if I had grits first in certain places, I probably would tell the mother because I don't eat grits either, because it's like, why is this shit so stiff, Like it's like a grit patty, like just taking just just you know, smack somebody with it.

I like my granny made the perfect grits and cream of weak because to this day, I still eat both because it was like it had enough to where like you can pour it out of the pot, but it wasn't running that Like that might not make sense to people, but for me, it's like it's perfect in my mind, like she can pour it out of the pot onto your plate, but it's not gonna be sliding all over like it's it's the perfect consistent Christmas. On Christmas Morning, I mean, I do

the breakfast for everybody. Everybody comes to our house and I start making breakfast early, and I first thing I start off with is preparing the grits because I want them to cook for like two hours prior to people come because I wanted to be creamy. I wanted to be creamy. I want to see. And that's what your your nemesis is saying. She's saying folks be rushing their grit nope, and not washing them. Hey, that's how Dog got

off on my cousin Vinnie. He was like, so you're telling me that the entire grit cookie community takes this long to cook their grits, but you cook yours and whatever minute. I'm a fast cook, I get that was dog answer. No, I don't know about washing grids. I saw that on something. I was like that, I thought that was too much. Ye have lettuce, sour cream, et cetera. Times of the cheese and meat, so you gotta go Chris, Okay, yeah, because ours,

like it's everything in it, all the fixing is inside. I know that's not real Mexican food though, right, that whole list of and they don't eat griddles with lettuce and tomatoes Mexican. Yeah, that's like that's American americanized Mexican foods. And then and they adopted it and then say all right, y'all buying this ship, we're gonna act like we make it for you. Yeah, because they'll show bring your shut out to the side and it's like

slice of tomato and let us on the side. But then they charge you extra for like sour cream. Right, But it's like, hold on, hold on, hold on, how the fuck y'all charging me extra for sour cream? Now you niggas do eat guacamole? Who go charge me for this? Yeah? People who really was ribbing me about how long? Why are you thinks so long to make grids? Because I want my shit creamy and buttery, no sugar, he said, grits definitely take time. I love

American Mexican food. They wings is amazing. If you have not get had wings from a Mexican spot, please do so. There's a bar, but they have they have a restaurant in the back. I can't remember where it was. I got some chicken ins with that motherfucker because I was going to Selita Linda on the corner of a second in National, the kitty corner from Stanny's. But they wings, And now that I know, I'm like, oh, I know what a motherfucker's like the season and she's like orange or

whatever. They're using that size on shit, that's what because last time I was there, I have food I had. I'm hearing my food, so I'm just letting it out. It definitely wasn't had my my hair was braided. Maybe that was like hair is vegan? Was it red hair? I hate you. Gotta add the sugar to grits is mandatory. Now there has long been a divide divide in the African American community, butter and salt or sugar. I will eat my grits either way. I am not picky like

because I like to taste of both. I don't care like so however you serve it to me is how I'll eat it. If I have my choice of it. I usually just grab butter and salt because it's more convenient. Um, but I definitely will eat sweet grits. I'm gonna tell you, Timmy, you were my boo until you say grits, enjoy your life. It's written all loving your face. Damn. I've never had sugar my grit and I cannot them put it on this just just you grits is crazy.

It's not absolutely salt and pepper, Salt and pepper, salt, pepper butter. The only time I will tolerate and I have a sugar, y'all letting white supremaci split us grits and versatile eat them all the way. There you go, Yeah, I do. I like I just I love grits as long as they are cooked the way they're supposed to be cooked. Like I said, buttering, salt or sugar, I don't give a fuck. I'm

gonna eating meat the wey. The only time I tolerate grits where I sugar is like if it's shrimp and grits because like the season on, how you gonna cook the shrimp. That's that kinds of salt and pepper. Bro, you lose. What you niggas is eating salt and pepper with no shrimp. I'm saying no, no, no, I said, I eat it with shrimp. Man. That's the only time I don't eat the sugar. You niggas is eating salt and pepper with no shrimp. You're just going in there

raw dog and grits. I don't putting raw dogs, y'all, raw dog and grits. And I can't put like smoke che her old meal over grits. Yeah. I've only had fish with my grits at a catfish lounge. I would you know what I would try. I would try some sugar and some grids, broad dog and grid. Yes, this nigga is terrible. I don't eat a bowl of grits like a meal, sus I can't because I don't even make sense it does, like sugar don't make sense. I

thought we were building relationships and niggas who put sugar in a spaghetti? Yeah, I don't like sugar in my spaghetti. That's sketchy as fun. You can put a tinge in the sauce and the reason I don't like it. I've seen in the sauce. So I've seen the nigga make a plate of spaghetti and then go to the cabinet it gets some sugar. So now they got gritty ass noodles. That's what I'm talking about. That's absolutely nuts, No, no nuts. Then I was like, yeah, he's like,

now you don't put sugar gus. Absolutely not my guy. He's said she's gonna make you something. I like, how you offering to cook other people with sh hadn't even got none of my original meals. At this point, she said, Tommy, second thought, we're doing episode two hundred out. Dogs are doing too much now, y'all, He's just doing the most. That's because, hey, my mama definitely couldn't cook. Y'all heard this story. I told y'all, she just had her apron on the other day and

to guess what, pour that fucking conte sauce in the tacco meat? No. So it was crazy because um Red had to get picked up from work. I was tired, and I took a nap. I set my alarm to go get read, but my mom left out to go get her ahead of time. She felt like, well, you think that I'm about to pick up breathe from work, stop at the grocery store because it was a couple of things I was missing, and come home and cook you out your

damn mind. So you were talking about how you are not going to go pick up breathe go to the grocery store and then come home and brown some meat and a skillet and throw some sauce on there. Meanwhile, meanwhile, Easter Sunday, I didn't even sleep because I was literally up all Saturday night making sure all my ship was out prep ready to go, everything's clean. Sunday morning, I had to take Reath to school after I put on one portion of my food because I was trying the time. Said. When she

came home, you know she was still be fresh. Plus I made I made prime rear bros. And no, take a minute. But I had to take her because you're hanna ride now, Yeah, because I wouldn't mind coming to get you. But I knew after I agen shiit bro, I wasn't taking you home, so you was just gonna be chilling. Yeah, But um, this motherfucker had me On Easter Sunday, I had to take read of work. I had to stop at the store because someone's missing.

Go home, finish, cooking, pick read up again, stop back at the store because I didn't have my fucking nobody knew what I deal with my cooking twine. Then go home, finish and do all of this ship And you want to talk about some fucking some tacos. When I made a fool fuck, I had to make maca running from scratch after I had to offer some pushback. Push your fucking wig back. Keep playing with me. Banana bread popped hurts banana. It's so horrible. I hate this. I don't

like the smell of it, the taste of anohing banana bread popped. It might be fire tomatoes and spaghetti. I will take my heartburn. Yeah. Actually, if you what I've noticed for myself is if I eat the organic spaghetti sauce, I don't have heartburn. I'm saying that we got it's like peanut butter and honey on crustables. No, I'm hollering because I knew you was in the air fry. Yeah, I um, I'm there. I don't follow directions like because I have acid reflux horrible, and I never take

my meds because I'll be forgetting about it. I never like by the time I'm like, bro, I'm already drinking orange juice. It's like and then I'd be fucking no, thank you, um who I got wings. I gotta work in the morning. Two we got for the first time. I'm gonna go to your first day going home at one am. These are such a nigga. No, it's really because blame y'allselves, because if y'all weren't such good company and y'all got on my fucking nerves, I would be rushing

out of here every week. But the fact that y'all are so easy to talk to, it doesn't dawn on me that we've really been sitting here for three hours. It don't seem like three hours, even with me being late. But yeah, so I want to go home. We were here four hours because I have I have no fucking idea what I'm wearing for my first day tomorrow. I ain't even picked out here. I don't know if I'm wearing this motherfucker at a pink one because I got my ID picture tomorrow,

so I gotta I gotta put a whole fit together. Plus here you know he's here. I cannot stand chicks with the fat who don't look first, bro, I am never finna be on my ID picture looking like a snapping turler. Never here you go. I don't even want to. I don't want to know. Whenever time he gets typing in the corner, you know it's in bullshit. He right, and he definitely always bullshit. We'll be your first day of work, your cubicles right over there, just life,

brightling. I'm mad, why it is? It is too light for this shit. I want to go sleep. So remember, we will not be here next week because Tommy won't be here and he is not getting out of this psychedelic trip. I had to do some research and find out how long it takes. How long? No, absolutely no, no no, And it has to be documented that it was because I feel like when ship kicking and we never did this shit before. So I got we're gonna have okay, so what do we do? Do we take it? Like seven?

We gotta do a live of us taking it so people know that we did, because like, how does that? Because what if you don't kicking into the end? SNA be salty, y'all don't want to be like how I was with the edible situation, so we don't want to know. I've talked

to people. Was just my only thing is I need to know, like what exact dosage it isn't It's like, how do you like you know, I'm gonna be honest, right the way mushrooms look scare me, so I'm gonna have to like close my eyes and do it, or like somebody go have to put them in my hand and then i just let them on freak out and I'm not gonna either. You know what dosage time in effects. The amount you take usually does not affect how long shrooms take to unfold.

Whether you're taking a micro dose or more, it will kick in at the same time and will last you four to six hours. For this reason, it's crucial to start with a low dose and go slow, especially if you're taking it for the first time. Everyone processes rooms differently, so even if you believe it hasn't kicked in yet, it's best to wait until about an hour. Don't take a full of dose based on your friends experience as they

are, there's no telling that you'll have the same trip they had. Trips sounds so fun, you go sleep that off, So that's how long does the high last strooms take Around thirty minutes to take effect if you eat them whole. However, the time it takes brairies greatly as you start feeling the effects as quickly as minutes or as long as an hour effects attempt so fire for two hours, causing you peaked three to four A damn. We can be high for a forng fucking time. Now we're not because we're gonna be

sleep. We are. We can be sleep on air. Now I'm saying, y'at like four to six hours, like you gotta sleep it off so you'll be good to go to work. Money. M h, I'll do your own research. Yeah, there we go. All right, it's gonna be in, but it's not gonna kick in. Kids just said take it halfway through the show. We can't. No, I don't know. Niggas gonna be on the table right find to say hydrate. M oh right now we now we gonna we gonna have some real sh morning. I'm gonna get

some aldi water and for that one that's top shelf water. I'm an be in town, so I'm gonna pull up. You've been not pull up up if you ain't got no plate. Where where is she? Where is Keisha? I don't even know where she is? Is you like Arizona or somewhere? Now we're requesting Tiger and she in Arizona. I'm there next week. Makes some grits, Oh, Tommy, from the sack. You're from the sack for some grits green so um. We will see you guys in two

weeks. Two weeks is more than enough time for me to research. And I already got a person with London already says she had us on the strums. London is a gangster. She's a gangster. She'd be for real, for real. I don't think she ever joking. She's put after ship Gemini. Our season, Our season is up next Never forget that Tourist season is just the pre come to Gemini season, and Gemini series is season is right before cancer. So season the house? Who the fuck anticipates cancer? Bye?

You're just walking in doctors off. It's gutting news for me. You know how those labs look