200 Episode Later...

Well, hello everyone, live and in direct I mean, I guess she's not gonna say anything to the people, but we're you know, because we're we're we're live and look like we're live people. My mood is blown. Happy Mother's Day. Host. If this shout out, say I don't because I didn't love neither one of them niggas. But here we are, gather here today voluntarily, involuntary motherhood and this thing called life. That first one

was get back Dick. I was man, I was living with my nigga, and you know, he did some bullshit and we were splitting, and then I went in double back and recycled some shit that I shouldn't have recycled, and Dan, you know, Ree was like, you know what, this looks like a cool place to kick it. Let me go ahead and

burrow in his uterus, like my nieces are really dope people. Well that's that's how it happens though, you know, And and it's it's funny because of the fact, like they always be like, well, damn, you didn't know you know, your baby dady blah blah bla blah blah, And I'm like, dude, I didn't know that this nigga was gonna be a fucking homeless bum. I met the nigga at work and he was working there

fucking three four years before I got there. He had to say employment, that's the wrong, buddy, But I felt like body, I needed something. So he is that nigga that I always have to introduce as he was not like that when we first started dating, and he wasn't right, like that's literally fucking around at at work and I was the new bit. He had been there for a minute. Oh, freshman, excuse me. I interrupted this bullshit to say happy two hundredth episode. Yes, five years.

Yes, if you are not aware, socially awkward is five years. Oh, I started socially awkward. We need more buttons first episode of May fifteen. I finally decided to go ahead and give my pot to try after losing my job May third, twenty eighteen. I'm like, with shit, fucking I ain't got nothing else to do, so go ahead and see if I can do it. Because people, people have been asking me for a while and you niggas ain't even higher three weeks. We've missed you. So we're

are the comments for the people who are right because they definitely comments. I know I know somebody that says that, Yeah, because they all want us to be They probably in the comments like eat the mushrooms, eat the mushrooms, thank you, thank you, thank you. Happy Mother's Day. London asked, always a camera don't be coming to see what damage you then? Did? Can I can I say that here on this spot? They here,

we've been waiting weeks, always in somebody's camera. Yep, yeah, I did it for five mell and wines was out and then it was three cups. Oh that's supposed to use this cup here, I'm chewing mine on the side, taking them, just shaking them and throwing them your mouth. You want me to eat you don't have to get y'all, y'all, y'all just want to do two pieces. I'm feel like maybe we should, but it tastes like, oh, you don't taste like anything, it's just dry.

You supposed to eat him at the same time. Oh yeah, it's like stabrifu. Yeah, tastes like bad. Some flowers, no the whole some flowers. Oh shit, Tommy, Oh shit, Tommy just took them all. Oh god, took them all. Oh God, we're here now. Time you just ate them all. I'm drinking some Champion. Do you want me to bring some off birthday too? Timmy, she would have them. No, I'm gonna just stick just I'm gonna just walk in and smell like the regular weeks, y'all. What the mushroom tastes like? You ever

eat some flower seeds and chew the whole seed? Yeah? The set up, but I thought about it's gonna be funny. Yeah. And I'm drink a champagne behind it. Oh God, I champagne. Make yourself useful. Go give me about of water. I still got this little piece. Oh, I didn't know. Uh, he brought him in. All right, this one funny. Alright. As you can see, we have all eaten our mushrooms. I still got them. Ships taste like sun flower seeds in the shell, and um, it's like you got no las juice shoot on

a shell and ain't no seeds in it. Yeah. I just want to let the people know in the comments, I cannot be held responsible for the things that I know that I'm gonna say, how can something of the same thing? I don't know. No, I'm definitely I'm not responsible for there's regular reckless and then there's like drug induced recklessness. That's true. See this won't just be high wine talking. This would be small nothing sh well, mind you, this is one nigga who don't do no drugs. So I

just started with we. And that's because I discovered cone. So I don't have to learn how to roll blunts. Sob Be has got to do it. I've gotta learn that. I'm scared to take this last. Its m Be, the one that put me over the top. You had a handful of you a right you you can that one along, all right. I hate the niggas don't know how to roll. Always volunteers like bro, don't I look you lose blunt rolling us nigga because nobody even invited him. He

ain't. He was supposed to be here too. Hey, mystery host, fuck dog because we can hear you nigga myself. This nigga walked out on us. He walked out on the host. Should be awkward, but now that was a sudden. He pop up being a thorn in my side. He came for the two hundred episode is the anniversary. He was here from most of them. He was here for like half a season because most of the episodes we split the Happy Mother's aid everyone else as well, doing him

at five wives. Then we came here and he wasn't even here the whole time we was here. I can't do no more. Like, it's not like a I think had the season it. Yeah, take them up. Actually that would be good. Yeah, So next next time I do mushrooms, I'm dipping these motherfucker's a hot sauce. Yeah, I'm putting some pepper your ash like. Yeah, So that mean I can do ain't no tonight and not worry about it. Why you gotta go there? I bet shroom

sexes like weird sexes already something, but shroom sex that's probably ridiculous. I'm multifun. Sorry, Like I don't know, but like what if I start flipping out and like the dick like turns into like a snake or something. But I'm sucking it and I think it's trying to bite me and I bite it back and it just turned into a thing, and that I should have bought some floss. I don't need no residual mushroom and shit, nick it up, on it up. Happy Mother's Day, Happy Mother's Day. Do

we know that the I mean, I know you were measuring shit. I was in and out. Do we know that how you split it up? As aunt I measured each one. It's it's an adequate amount that will actually affect us from what the chart that I looked at. I just didn't want to put us up inside anything like tune up like, well, shit, if it don't, if it don't, cant here eat another one. I'm good now. And what you're doing? I said those texts when I'm sober. Hey, hey, Timmy trying to get his jaws poured down, like

you out there? Are you out there arching your backs? That's what are you doing somewhere? Like? Not what I'm here for? Being the man that this is not what you came for is crazy. That's Tommy trying to I usually don't do this tonight. It sounds like some real bad r Kelly ship to get the grab. But you hit it what I thought. We was just watching so a little bit more. Uh, we just want one. We need to see how we tiler ate, especially because everybody is set

for fucking wind drove here, micro doc, what's that mean? Okay? No, we literally just took him live on air. Bert. They are so as he said, we did. Now, yeah, Brette, that's what we did. Yeah, that's what we just did. Okay, I mean you took them off. It seemed like it was a lot. Probably gonna hear the first like then with some big ass pieces. Is that really micros? I know it hasn't been enhanced. Its dried out shit like this. God put it out here, so it's good. It's good. You

put on pizza shirt, put I put it in the omelets. If it gets to a point where y'all remember that, I don't think j got a deep ride. And y'all know how every Halloween, Um, the Simpsons had their little Halloween special. Y'all remember that episode when Homer had like the killer wig implant. So if I get the freaking out and thinking that my wig is trying to kill me, I kill it. I got you, just

yeah, I got you. I thought that mother fuck on the ground and kick it around for you Webster. Goddamn, she has hid My first time I can ask it, was that Webster sucking around with my talent? I don't ask it in middle school against hey, and here I am thinking that niggas getting gone A red Webster was bad. God damn hey, hey, when I when I was working there the last time, I found some blueprints. You know, Webster was designed to be uh the third high school.

It was Webster, Vincent and North Division. They were all built at the same time, the same design, but they turned into Uddle School, North Division and the Department. I really need to tear it down. They had the dark ass gloomy as now. I'm saving a pink wig for this weekend. We're supposed to be going out on a little You're bringing big, big,

big you see you see the meet. Hey, I want to take a money before we get to the highest point of this whatever's gonna happen to actually still give a shout out that I am flooding the uh my timeline with congratulations to my daughter for getting her master's degree. Yes, chop for the graduate. I didn't realize her own masters right right right NBA. I actually go to her and be like, hey, I need this business plan.

You can hire her? Cool? Yeah, definitely. Hey, Actually, her original really the original degree is mass communications and she knows how to actually chop shit up on video drink video editing drinking. No, she don't drink enough. You don't drink enough of it. Thank you, thank you, thank you a lot of man that that is really real. The goddamn bun shout out to all of the parents of our twenty twenty three graduates. Your babies made it. Even if they groaned them, still your babies, and

they fucking ever made it. Sure. I got two coming up, so read y'all know. She's graduating uh high school and headed to college. Her graduation is on the thirty first, and then two weeks after that, on the fourteenth, jelly Bean is graduating and headed to high school. So that means in four years I get to do this shit all over again. Screen

is graduating fucking college and then jelly Bean is graduating high school school. So I don't know what part of my pussy playing is, like, hey, you know what sounds like a cool idea, but I'm not really feeling this shit. Bean is going to go to my heir. That's that's where she wanted to go. We we only put down two choices because I'm like, if she don't get in one of them too, she's going out of the district. So God was our fourth, her first choice, and that's where

she got in her second choice. UMU, I think it. Fucking no, it was Golda. And what the fuck is the name of that school? Reagan? Huh Ronald Reagan, Yeah, Reagan. Okay, if you if you're going Golda, you're going on top two. That's a terrible school. Ronald Reagan. I couldn't think of the name. No that I could. I could Damia about that school might be great, but it was named after Hill. The people that went there at one point in time was fucking

hitty. Where is the school a? Back then it was different because they didn't have a high school back school. Oh jesus, it was like when I was in high school, Ronald Reagan was called Town of Blake High School. Oh sure, it was, that's what. And that ship is like twenty minutes maybe twenty five minutes past South Division. It just sounds like the South Division still open. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't know one of those schools like they're like they're joined. I think it's like share over there by

the school? Is that Polaski Carmen. Carmen and I didn't realize that, Like we went there, were going from volleyball games and everything, and it wasn't until I had a door dash delivery across the street, and I was walking back to the concept. Wait a minute, the two on one. I think it's been two on one for a minute. Custer used to be like that Juno closed, like my sister that was buzzing an open river. I was in high school and they said a lot of mother fuckers from Juno

the South. Yeah, now that's crazy, crazy high school. We don't want to see you in our halls, so we're gonna ship you to this other school, right, Really for that or was it for safety? Could be both a little bit a little bit of be reggan high school songs like they just produced nothing but a bunch of bad Republicans. Students go there, Oh you caught that sis someone whatever. Morris and Marshall was together then before I mar But the difference, the difference, the different. I'm confused.

So they did that Morris Marshall ship twice because when I went to Marshall was just sucking Marshall, right, But then after my when my sister was going there, it was the Morris Marshall thing, and now it is I don't know what the fuck they're doing the village. Hey, we got another early busted opener. I was a senior so I graduated, graduated pregnant. But the difference between Blaski Plaski and Carmen is a charter school. That's okay,

I can say, yeah they did. They did it more than one because I'm like, when I went there, it was just Morrisha from what I saw. It's up on like it's like past like mill Road somewhere. Because when I went to stock that that bitch from door Dash who dog sucked me up. I passed it over there something like, oh shit, that's Morris, and I was like, or is it another one? And the old

Morris is that monk school And they didn't actually expand it. Yeah, grade relatives in one house, right, all the kids in one school that might have one rush to go to China. But bunch, you know what, No, that's not racist. I'm dead ass serious. I don't know Morrises back at the old building. That's cracking though. I don't know. Okay. I thought Morris used to be like off of Hampton and Appleton over that way. That's what I thought. But that's like some kind of like which

that's why I said they expanded it. They actually start building yea some school. Now, yeah, I went there they did the little field next to it. They didn't expand it to school. Out in there, that's a parking lot. It's all kind of ship going on. Yeah, that's what I was thinking to him. I'm like, that's a mong school. Now. What I remember being Morris back in the day. So that was that was the goal in my ear of middle schools, back when we were in

school. Yeah, we went to Morris. She was the ship, Yeah Morrison. I thought Morris was basically like the King of middle schools. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we went to Marsh. Everybody wanted to go to Morris when I was getting ready to go to middle school, and you know, it was funny. I did not I did not have a desire to go to any type of gift to schools. I just I didn't have and like and King was I literally I think seeing King bitches every day made me

be like, no, I can't go here. I'd beat bitches up because I lived right behind it. Like I'm standing outside and everybody's walking past my house because I lived right behind the football field. And I just when I was in high school, just be so and I'm like, look, nigga tearing y'all asses be freaky too. Those are the whole YEA King Hose was the shit that that was like top tier and they hated you, was about to get you, about to try to get you about the fuck boogie house.

They definitely was getting jan I know that educated as j bitch, just be real and denial, you know, as a dogs, like, come on, man, we almost forty we know you hos was Jan It is okay. Y'all had good test scores and and good coaching. And there was a number one. There was the number one. Get y'all had a good head on y'all shoulders in more ways than one. There was. There was the main one. There was a man one getting picked up by R.

Kelly student. Yeah, I know because my neighborhood was fucking full of them and that's who they was. Our kellys was pulling up and picking up King Hose. Oh. Even my sister just said it. She said, our hood niggas, we weren't doing that on the South Side were very drug dealing, the game banging. When I went to Ice, I said, wait, I went to King Hey, that just means two things. Either you was busting it down or you was kicking it with somebody that was it's two

sides your friends was and that's okay, we're the earl's best friend. Hey, this is my girl right here who grew up. That was every hid. But there's a see said that was at every high school with there. There's a difference though. See when you go to other school, like say you got a custard, you gotta marshal them holes. Knew they was holes right, They wasn't sedity about it, acting like they were above things.

But having the fucking shirts pulled above their head and getting fucking smacked between somebody mattress. Okay, those are the differences. My daughter went there and hated it because she said them he was were delusional than everybody else. They still ones that graduating will not let it go. They still think they top nuns. And yeah, let me tell you they've been knocked down. You good. No, I'm getting cold, you get cold, and I'm getting warm

hot. I had this on lights. I literally got goose bumps right now. The time is that old man the king slander? Hey, look you're a Gemini, so I still love you anyway. I know when that went there, I see I know when that went there, King managing was wild

too, but they might stab you King. I'm saying, so here was this thing, right, and and it never felt because you had the King which is walking by and they live the little blue and go and how just how they used to walk down the block with the switching and ship acting like they didn't want to talk to the d boy and then they in their car. That was that was the cycle. Five minutes later, five minutes later, You don't be doing this kind of damn said, Oh, those keen

girls was definitely a different type of flippers. You had to bring hypnotic instead of end high class man. They was a second They pinky up and that the bro said. They wasn't it was gobbling and swallow with a little class. Oh, don't get me started on Madison. That fucking that Madison is the reason why I went to prison, all right, mad Madison institutionalized me, all right. They used to during lunchtime and they just sent us out

to the fucking the yard like fucking prison inmates. And have you fucking shuffling around and ship. That ship was like a jail. And your Madison does exactly look like a prison from the outside the inside. I graduated from Madison most of them high school. I did understand a chance. They all built solid divisions. Absolutely looked like Madison, that Madison and that Vincent and what I said, Webster, it was all built the same. They all got

the same red brick. We made the same, the same construction. We had yellow and orange and colorful Madison. You had to do them. A black neigh was going did you give him that much? Bro? I don't think no. Who who was giving up something? It's called fresh air? Me meet? No, that ship was called inmates. What was your number? Remember your inmate number? And I felt on let me they just get

over, They just get on the intercom. But like child, time to hear nigga say they gave up something to get some pussy wild to me up? What is you give enough for us? Like his fair change? And now letting me hot outside and they see you outside, you out there saying temperature is like a hundred degrees. High schools we had we had at Madison.

We had mid block because we only have four classes a day, right, so you had two classes in the morning, then you had mid block, which is lunch, and then you know free a free period, right, and then you had your last two classes when you gotta use escape, Tom, I used to always escape, right, Okay, So me and I said, like we started out, we went to Tech our freshman year, like all of our cousins, like we all went to Tech freshman year.

Um, so she was saying, nausist Tech was a different type of school, because Bro, I can't see you put that on the screen in front of the comments. Oh no, he said Tech was a different type of school because the hallways was hot and long. Okay, so Tech Tech, I feel like aggravating my ass, you know. I feel like we should be having a suit take, you know how like when you was a railroad worker and ship and they were like, you know, contact this number

and ship. I think Tech gave us bro't like a glass building now yet now after they didn't filled us up with a specist and ship, now they want to be fancy, always want That's probably why I got that collapsed ass lump that I didn't know about until I read my my chart. Like bro, so nobody was going to discuss this with me. When the fuck did this happened? How do you miss that? I'm just I'm just casually read my results and ship for something completely unrelated. I guess they figure out what

she already know about it. No, nigga, what is this? My chart is a gift in the curse? Like it's nice to be so involved in your care, but at the same time it's really fucked up because they trust niggas that don't know shit about medical terms whatsoever to have full access today medical history. That ship is ridiculous. I don't know what kind of Yeah, the old tech was horrible. If if it my budget. The time I went jams down here, I thought was going straight. You don't I

mean, if you don't drink, you don't drink champage? Are they he don't really drink? Who is the fifth Jackson talking behind the scenes? What happened was the fifth Jackson talking behind the scene? Don't worry you were you weren't watching. You weren't watching the show during his brief stint before he left us fucking hanging. But he used to do this even when he was on the show. Can call him a bitch ass nigger that I didn't. I didn't just leave run the nouns though, like you did. Duh. I

did not. That's that's David Ruffin, And I guess I'm I'm the only one didn't see it. I'm don is that words and ship? All right? There we go. But you know so I kind of you kind of a bad boy anyway, You're not. So this is what we do, all right? So I happened to we're talking about we absolutely because that's definitely I've seen that statement that right. See even kind of said yes he did.

He was like Judy, he went upstairs and never came back. Judy from you know, uh didn't Rick Roster that the nine he did, because I'm gonna go out to the bathroom, but with a bathroom right back, was like, left, go to bathroom. That's fun. I'll be back. And it's like we're famous and this is such a small space. You left my show, Like I'm not gonna running until you nowhere else. I said, Judy went to the porn stake. You know, I've never went

on Look he just gave me when you poured that up. I've never took time out to go watch Judie. I never drink that plane. But that's the brand that I make my momosus that you can buy more, get more, hey mimosas on Christmas morning or the old VI Bank Jazz said that baby, it's something different about you. That was one of the funniest moments in TV history. I mean he came in, he was like, no, he know when he did that with Nick the baby because he was the baby.

Once he came back and I was like five. TV really used to just switch characters like we wouldn't notice, right, like when they got Dark my wife and then we had and I think that's the thing that pisces me off, Like they don't even try to keep it consistent. They completely switched Shade. Yeah, they don't even win, That's what I'm saying. You know, after they switched on Viv, Like, had Gina just been a bitch ass, Nigga might have been so okay with him getting another Gena.

You think. So that's the only role that you know, that's the only role I approved, Gene. I didn't realize that, you know, you don't watch games. I did remember when they switched the Nigga Game of Thrones. I never realized that was the same character. I just thought that was who No. I knew they switched them because I liked the original one. Did you realize that that was the guy Waye from Deadpool. No, yeah,

so it was the long hair nigga. He chopped his homies heads off, right, Yeah, and then the beer was there, and I'm like, damn, where long hair folks go. I didn't realize that I was mad because I liked dude with the long hair. I didn't realize that was supposed to be him. Yeah, when did you bring it back? The new ship? The one next year that wasn't even that wasn't even worried about

that. It's just they wait till the last minute to be like, all right, yeah, you got sec supposed to be talking about another another spin off right now. It's supposed to bestone nigga. They supposed to be doing the dad and all American pissed me off to yeah JP keaty. I was like, hey, I swear to God, utu is this nigga? Waited the Dad later? Dadout? Yeah, that's you got. I can't remember why I stopped watching. This is getting ridiculous. I can't watch this no

more. Oh yeah. They killed him just recently this season, like maybe what five episodes ago. It was an off screen death. He just disappeared. Yeah, because he's playing with April in the background. So that's why you got time. But no, Brian McKnight, wildest fuck. Let let me tell you the fade that I would run Charles Elms. All right, bro, Now my dad went off and made her family. Yes, me

and my stepmother have not seen eye to eye and all these years. But but right like back at one, like when you reset your daughter, nigga, No, no, he reset his son and daughter. He went, no, he went to go visit. He went to go visit his stepdaughter and the same college that his daughter goes to, and said that this is his favorite daughter, having a son daughter, this nigga's daughter. This nigga said, thank you for making me a girl, dad, a girl that

was going to the same school that he did not go visit. The dog trying to ruin ruined kid. Yeah, right like you finished, you finished ryme McKnight junior, and then to name your new kids McKnight fifth. He was like, straight, this new nigga isn't carrying on my legs. Got he got two juniors? Yes, he don't fuck with the old junior with the new j Bro, how you just erasio previous junior like that that's how

you got you The limitations of being his son. Kids said kid, He was like, I'm tired of niggas out here with my name trying to use it. I'm like, bro, it's his name. You gave it to him, my name. Who is this name? Your dad? Looking at right? Dad? Who son? Who is this? And then like even more gross about him, like he was like putting his daughter's like molestation out there and shit like dog is just I haven't crossed your mind? Who are anytime? Who are we going? Do you ever wake up? Reaching out

the cold? Is this song to an infant? Like? Yo, these kids bro out on this family? I got distract but the whole family. First off, fuck your mama okay, and the doctor that reared you too. And and I think it's crazy because it's like I didn't think that I would feel like this about another nigga outside of like with the car malone shit. But Dog is up there, man, Yeah, now he's obviously still number one because of the dog. Dog is king of the bitch. As

Sound was like, what's up? You know, maybe we can make this right. He was like, nah's too late, So you're telling nigga's too late. He was like, I'm coming here to forgive you. Let's make this right. Nah, you could stay over there. He was in the perfect state because Utah was like, you don't with your kids, Now,

that's cool, franchise, Nat, I'm gonna ask this question. So you got the Karl Malone asked Thinker, who were like, Nah, I'm good at fuck you, but you got the other nigga who just hidening and shit ain't and actually coming out and actually claiming the nigga, which is the worst. Yeah. I would rather you just not fuck with me in silence than to just be out here. Yeah, I said. He didn't say she was molested. He said she was just flat out sleeping with the relative.

What damn Gladma said? Wasn't she doing ex videos at one point? I don't know I do it now? Yeah, Carmelon did do. I don't do videos. Don't. I don't do that. I don't the Freebees. I have to be behind the pay his daughter and a son. Yeah, the daughter that one did. He given explanations with the original kid. The fact that we got to say the original kids, bro right, original kids

and the new kids. Why don't we just say the black ones and the white ones like they fucking cast members could be replaced like that nigga over there. But that's what you treated his motherfucking kids like God damn it, they did out Vin and every other motherfucking on TV. You went and got a new wife and got a new family and took that shit literal. I'm catching so much slander. He was like, you old niggas can go for the record. I did, I did. I invite you to the table,

man, you know that's I always sit out the camera. Bro. You you good? Oh I don't know the history. Yeah, yeah, they don't. They don't get the hotly you ever new history? You ever watched the cartoonist? No, no, no, no Home Home Improvement Nelson. That's what hey, you know, that's exactly what he did, is he he replaced his black aunt viv children with light skin and Vi children, yeah she Hawaiian, Herpanic something. They and he took them niggas out the wheel

too. Yeah, he was like, all y'all, don't with me. Good me rewrite this ship in Spanish. Thank you. I would run chuck the fade every time I saw him. I don't even go to family dinners. I'm showing up just to mash this niggabout a POTENTI and I'm right now not even get a play to go. No no, I mean but like the Brian like don't kind of glad that wherever he is and he not saying

nothing. The best thing I'm gonna be like that one video where that motherfucker had they fist wrapped up in the aluminum for like they're like, where'd your bring? Beat? What did you bring? And this is super No that should probably that is God, he said the new kids out of reason he lived, going to be the reason you stop. I'm punching you, right, that badass hard. You better hope none of the kids got mental issues and killing real you really got, especially Juli Junior might actually woke up on

him. And yeah, because I just imagine that you you my pops, and you enjoying retirement walking through the farmer's marketing ship and then I just come and just kick you in your chi. Your back just kicks back. You definitely gone. That's my daddy. I know how you move, I know how to catch you slipping. Other niggas might not know, but I know it's weak because I'm going ripe for them badass ankles. Because as soon as I can pick them in. I thow in my balance, sorry in the

grocery store, Like what up? I'm like, bro, we're over here in a frozen section. Why you got the fine out? You can see you never know when they wanted the tensee got that ship. I was like, Niga, has he kicked in for your time? Tennessee Pride Canada said which junior? We got a junior and he got a junior junior? You know how the do you have a junior part two? Right? Juniors? Equel? Or that is that part three? Mar first Junior was a cliffhanger.

You imagine going to school and kids. I had one of those books that you picked the ending. What was that Boys in the Hood Your Own Parenthood? It was kind of game. Yeah, Boys in the Hood was funny. Get your brother, bitch, I get my daddy. At least one second, wasn't somebody the Southside crypt at this point likes to go back and cry the fact that dog was that young and told him I'm gonna get

somebody to shoot you in the face. Like this escalated really quickly, very much like your niggas is like, why is she going to get your big cousin to shoot this little boy in the face. Like like when I was carrying, I got the high school was carrying. Yeah, was definitely carry I definitely there was nine over when I was high scho It was like they were random. Yeah, and Madison all the time. Usually got whenever.

Whenever I find a good no idea. We had an open campus at Short High School, I would leap for lunch for an hour, come back. See we didn't have open but we still were not even. We went to Wish. I didn't go due, so that was expected. We ain't gonnawhere. I knew. It was like when the doctor little males, like, these are things that your kids cannot wear while attended schools couldn't. We couldn't wear the combinations of black and yellow. Real gangsters didn't wear the combinations of

black and yellow. You couldn't wear ship with a crown on it. They didn't want you to wear green and black. Yeah. I was gonna say the l K. Yeah, we couldn't do shit. I just fly as Chris Weber. Y'all wanted to wear it like it was that sac that Sacramento Kings. Though we can't do it right on top, They're gonna be like, which one? What set you claiming today? Home said they not having Yeah, yeah, they just assumed the other You said, we didn't have

guns or knives, That kings get just condoms. Yeah, they shopped that they don't even have condoms. They can't. It was raw dog. And in the States they were shopping that comers closet, that King they didn't have no condoms. They was raw dog. Yeah, damn, what hurt? How you're supposed to be said, I'm the smartest in the city. And they didn't know not to let you know what. Never mind right out way, if you went to King and you in the comments, you should definitely

be offended. Yeah, you should get up out of here. Yeah, if you went to King, this ain't your life. It's cool though. We love y'all. Now we just know y'all house sluts. Oh wow, Oh I embrace it now. Oh, but back then, I don't know, man, y'all was kind of young. Y'all, y'all, I was kind of fast tracking at the cord them as a as A as A as like a female in school like now, once they labeled you are jump down, it's kind of sad. I mean, you became popular with school.

Yeah, that was sad. Once you're labeled to jump down, you are said you became popular with the niggas that wanted to hit them, for sure, because that's the basketball team the football right, because once once you became a jump down, the bitches like turned their nose. Yeah, they turned their nose up. But you was cool with us. Come see it with us where you. Washington was high, and they called Washington her behind whole six. They call it that before we was high school and I graduated in

ninety eight. Washington filthy stink. Sorry, but I ain't never been that. And and it's it's so funny because it's amazing because it's on a good partisan it's funny from Washington real mid I know, I know that Washington was you know, they called it her bee high. But for me, it was more like I remember it being all of the fucking lesbians and Washington, Yeah, because they had a bomb as a hooping squad back das out the

niggas. They look they looked that's before before before vin before Vincent got there. It was most of the studs, most of the studs are Washington, right, don't know this shit looked three D d like the pictures in the books. That's all. It's officially kicked in for you. No, bro, it's three ducks for one of them. They don't even do you smoke? Don't read on here. I will the fact that you want to say

what's going on as the scary part. Right now, I smoke. I'm right, he was like, washing, be the only one fucking this room. Cool. You smoke all the time, which is correct, And I'm sitting there to like I'm cold. It's different though, I'm cooling. I'm selling. But this one over here, it's like a ladies and gentlemen. This is now definitely awkward because we are forty eight minutes and ladies and gentlemen got turn his hand. Officially the Backyardigans in the Death Fresh Short sad time

because she's gone right you okay, dude. Her face is the same color as her hair. Right she has a red hat. You wanted to see what it kick did? That ship is kicked. That should super kicked you. Like Sean Michaels sweet in music, you're good. You're not good. She's laughing, but you're not far. We're glad that we have we have a we have a former paramedic here. So we're we're in good hands. So we're we're in good hands. Look at like to he's sober. FU

right now you don't know what sober. He's oblivious to what's going on in the room. I'm just a little drunk, but I'm good. You okay? To how was your day to day? No one asked Tone, Hey, you stopped dying your beard and ship the line right, Chocolate? You know when the young House come out of tone go black, zero dark thirty

business again? When the when the when the young hors I've never I've never tried to when the Young House be on tone line, that's when you go zero dark or whe But just for men that you can you can call through. I want to know what's so funny? Because three ds? Okay, that's cool because I'm like, did I missed the joke? Tone? I thought you operating the comments? What happened? They just look at uncles? Yeah, uncle thing? You know Tony, that amusing a funny because he

know we fucked up. You know we tripped. Can I can I ask you a real question? Bro? We've been friends for like almost twenty years, but why do you put up with us? Why why do you hang out with us? We're obviously not well. We're not well. People chuck you think if you check me? Nigga, bro, this show just went to hell quick. This isn't too much. Oh my gosh, sir, would you mind for this? Is now? You need? Now sparkling wine? I don't go. I'm gonna give you the end of this. What

is that? There you go? This is called spumante. This is different. Yeah, this is the ship that Martin be like, you know, going to wear your drinking. So that's what that is. Well, while we on, while we on the top of the drugs. Right, wait, we on the topic of better we were sparkling wine. We are okay, sweet, Yeah, we're here now I say that seeing that, why that's your guy. That's really your guy? To that's your guy. Don't do that, bro, because you talk about me. Hey, hey,

Rice with cheeseburger went out. I got a I didn't say cheeseburger. I said snap cake, I say a little debby, and I asked you. We've been friends fifteen That don't mean you don't eat them. That was you. Yeah, I didn't know about soda, bro, I didn't know you talk about soda. At first, I wasn't. I thought she was talking about crushing on a bitch or so I was. But then when I said everybody started talking about soda, I'm like, Okay, that's cool. We're

just sliding the song. Oh got it because mother, bro, you made it so easy for me though I got a crush. Like what I it's up to you not to take it. Yeah, I'm gonna take it all the time, all the time. All right. So it was a post on Facebook and it said would you smoke crack four six hundred million dollars? Yeah? Yeah, absolutely, And then it said somebody don't lie. Yeah, I said, don't come on this first line. Yeah, I'm smoking

it. No good, our good, Kayla Taylor. In the comments, she shared it and she said, yep, but do I gotta put it in my nose? Or can I mix it with? I had never heard Nobody asked what crack mix? Or dug? Wait a minute, she said, what what? What you put? That shows how sheltered she works. She thinks she could throw baking soda up. Oh yeah, crack. I beg your pardon trick that he be smoking what they called yeah because he mixed the crack with we thank you for letting me know that. I mean,

but he's from Florida. No, no, no comments. She looks like cocaine is a party drug. Crack is not. No crack is what crack is. What used to say she made too much money, very very very crack people here about you put in your fun out of me for that bear to crackhead, No excuse you, you are excuse. There was this creepy pervert like he was like Herbert the Pervert, like across the yeah, like I can't even bring some good. He tried to give ya, little fat

ass. He tried to give me and my sister a joint and I'm like, like we didn't smoke then, but you know, and I'm like all right, like I took it from just so here, like go away. But it was like so I put in my pocket and I told my cousin. I was like, dude, Dave. He was like man, he was like I'm happy y'all. And he was like he was like feel this, remember that, and remember them fucking Rocks was in there. Remember Anthony took our finger and made us feel it, and then fucking Rocks was in

there. Oh hell no, y'all was in the damn jungle, my kid, just because King gets nice scholastically have you seen ithood? My cousins used to hustle down the street from King. They got indicted down the street from Kings. Man, shut up, don't talk to me now more. Rabbie supposed to be here, she's supposed to be Yeah, but she's not. Hey, Rabbie, fuck you that fuck you was warringed. It's calm over. It was she always falling in level you know dot You call her comb

over comb over? Yeah, got hilarious. She got the comb over. You don't sew me how to put it in the pipe? Mom puffs comb over and dad jeans. So just a typical white Yeah. She remember that cartoon the critic Rabbie dressed like Delbert. Yo, say, Rafie dress like Delbert. It's a hilarious Delbert. That's not the same motherfucking where he was like Dad, I saw you read already got broad ass shoulders and was kind

of shape. Yeah, it makes sense. It makes a lot of y'all like me, broact me, no, I me and b I'm literally not mean. I literally know I'm saying. When niggas do on my Facebook post. I didn't see and do it once a week. Why ain't this nick on the show? What she said? Because somebody can put the comments on the BA said, I'm about to go be used for the useless motherfucker that I am. What used? That sounds like nasty words? You up high? Make sure that's a funny. That's a funny. That is nasty work

work Sometimes it'd be like that. I don't know sometimes, but I want to. We were talking about Brian. Then we were talking about drugs and the mommos. Oh did you ever download the videos? That isn't you? Okay? Is playing Candy Chrish? Because I can't. I can't see the thumbnails. I'm gonna go dog that dog video funny? We got London on the play that one because I wonder because it shouldn't be a Walmart dow.

I'm high as fun. I can feel it in my eyes. Oh yeah, this is not a bar right, just like a gas Are you laughing? Like somebody over there tickling you? You gotta blood up, Jane, he whooping the whole too. Oh my god? Is this d nick as you? Yeah? But now no one can see jam She come with some mo bro y'all watch our outside this ye, this is this Jane. He whooping the whole too. Oh my god, he had to do it Like then she's banging, she banging, she banging it do ye damn she come

with some hot shit. Bro. Y'all watch our car when he was working out of the rib. Oh man, shes bullish moment. Hey man, I like to thank everybody for tuning that. I'm like, we gotta go home. Why is he fighting her? Like she stole his baby daddy? Look came like that was a real Mortal Kombat kid. Yeah, that's the one, bro. That's exactly Yeah the kid. That kick was ridiculous delivered

too. They got they gone. She definitely pissed blood. Wow. Like that fight, fight, fight, You're gonna be upset after that, Like I have to shoot, You're gonna be We can't even fist fighting no more. Fan, you took to absolutely that's like open hand slapping the nigga. That's disrespect. That's like that video that you show me, just like, hey, let me tell you something. Sign is crazy and the fact that it's actually being sponsored a boy UFC is even crazier. With my arms behind

my back, would I hope to chalk him. It lets you like he was wind up, yes, like you saw his soul evaporate, right, slap that. I understand when the nigga said, I got that dog in me as you slap me for because he boss, I don't want to be to watch it twice because it's like did he just say that? Like I was like, oh that dog any nigga that make animals sounds, you gotta get away. He started. Some nigga was like all right, bro,

what is that? Like? You got it? Like you got you got, you got it whatever you want to be Like, no, all right, how did you do that? You see? You know I don't no stop, no nigga, Like that's you made the fucking sound. Nigga, I'm sorry. Next time you're really the comments like it's fucking sick. It's not. People are here watching the out y'all sick. People. Don't somebody got the amblamp your heart much? I think, because that's because I think

you you peek and then you go down. After that. My heart was fine. She's just she's gonna be worried about her heart as soon as I think about hard beatingful you, I'm definitely, like because it's cracking up. I'm what you done? She is cracking me up. I'm never ever hurt, bro. I'm glad you'll didn't do coke. No, definitely went definitely and you took a snapchat asleep. Damn, I don't go. I don't

got nothing. I got up as I'm gonna. I was in that bitch fade and she go right on Snapchat like I was ribbed this fat nigger. I'm not dying. I just s's fucking funny. I told you as soon as I think about tone and put it right. Not she went to rest past the box till bro, y'all been calling me fat for years and now have you had to lose weight? So so that's calling you old fan.

You you can live with some old jokes because Nigga's been calling me fat forever and I'm and I've yet to get on the stair master my guy, you have to try to change this right. What was with me? Me like three ham sandwiches away from joining me, and this because all this big bitch do with with Samuel L. Jackon, she damn near a BBW and this motherfucker why she laughing and she laughing hard as a motherfucker. Have you seen me me lately? She got on some new genius because you had to buy

new parents. Bitch getting fat, you know, stretch right, because the bitch getting the motherfucker's I got no buckle? Do it? Just you put them on like leggings. I don't, I don't, I don't know. But somebody took a wrong turn. That's why I don't touched that ship a little better. Better mine mad because even fat his whole life. I'm newly fat. I'm not mad fat, newly fat. Welcome, Welcome to the

club. Bitch. I know what it's like over here. The biggest like fear I have is like being all fucked up and we find everything funny. But they're like that shit ain't funny going on. That might be what's going on? Sh was going on funny, that's true. I don't know what y'all laughing said. It's like that first time we um what's the first time I was, you know what y'all talking about. I was thirteen too, I'm thinking about. I was by King Actually, I was walking back.

I was by the neighborhood. I was I was at the grid with moms on my thirteenth birthday. That ship was nothing. I feel asleep out things. I don't very much about it. I think the first time I got I was my sister baby Daddy. He introduced me to the weeds at least at least properly, because you know, going to school nia yea, I exactly like Mimi with a side of paranoia. Hey, you you got a real the flavors that fart because I can that's probably cream soda or some shit.

You know how old niggas drink shit, don't nobody else. I don't know. That's why I something like it was clear. I don't probably still drink jolly good soda. Bro, you can't even that shit, no word, yo, remember jolly At my job, we sell them they like they can't the fuck out of here. You get like eight kids, like dude, but the jolly good This ship was slapping though. Yeah, and the motherfuckers are delicious. Yeah. Are you hurry? No? I just looked

over in time, just sh because he said you didn't want to. I get high. I can feel it. My bottom lips are kicking, like you know how you layd fall asleep. My lip thought feels that way. That's cocaine. I'm sleepy, that's cocaine or heroine work. Yeah, shit, I ain't working with that ship like no, yo, he said no, saying you back your falsifying document. He looked at me with it that like with that, and that's why I said and that's why I said, no, mo, it's too late. We're in the gangway. You gotta

keep running straight. Weird nocross having recrossing, and he's gonna be sitting in the middle of the hallway pissing what or he's gonna be in somebody other office space pissing on the wall thinking he had the bathroom pretty good man around the corner. And if you don't come back like five minutes, y'all on him. Who is y'all? I'm not going back there. It's dark back there, it's dangerous. Look y'all know what, y'all. I'm the biggest You're

right, I'm the smartest too. Apparently, ain'tybody else about to go back there? Look at that he should saying this is why they say to protect your energy doing drugs, because you can't have niggas like this around you. I didn't want him here in the first place. And the fact that before we even like before we even started, he was like, I ain't gonna say nothing. He was like, oh, you can't feel your that's heroic. He the only one. Shit, he can't feel his mouth though everybody

else laughing, having a good time. He only one his face falling off everybody. Everybody. He's like, you know, we were having a stroke, bro the table, the only one having a stroke, everybody else enjoying it. But he also the oldest one. But he also the all this one. I was trying not to go there water. I mean, he is the oldest one in here, so we got also take that to account. No, he just looks really no, he just looked old. Ye, you have to show. I don't want I don't know. It's just

the gray really very very serious. I didn't know it was seriousness for me. In was like I was like I had to be here. That's incredible. It's quite the beat. Nigga said really like he was so intrigued, like more like, I don't know, he's really you can't imagine that people was born before. What did you want, bro? Because like this, Oh Tom Shandy forty nine, right, yeah, forty nine, almost fifty

Tom look like thirty eight thirty nine. He looked like he only got a little bit of ring his beard, and then you look at my man over. But I mean, if we're comparing so anyway, um, because because because this nigga voice not even supposed to be at this point, because I hate this nigga dog, I hate it. That's beard. It was funny, but it was you gotta let us, yeah, and I mean he he You know it used to be a paramedics. I mean what I'm saying,

you're gonna save my life? Just them skills is long gone. That nigga is fucking useless. I doubt it save one life. You say, you look, you never forget it. Now, that's a lie because I was fucking CPR certified. I don't know how to do none of that ship now, And you wasn't paying attention. It wasn't a text conversation. Yeah,

I haven't been time. I think I thought about it. Yeah, man, he wouldn't let us literally die, he would he would one very bad as No, No, you missed the sick and morbid ahead of that. He's a terrible I mean ship for like thirty years. Thank thank you, Keller. The only one was since y'all he was not saving your lives, lady, keep putting all these fucking shout I said, tone because he was the one closest to death anyway, he is the most person in the

room. Yeah, I thought I thought tone was the oldest thing one time. Oh my hey, shout out, shout out to see food shack in Mayfair, because that was like, that was my My prep is good, absolutely absolutely and Mayfair. And one additional reason that I want to get in props is because, um I had them for the first time. I think it was two weeks ago, and you know, I gave my review and they actually took what I said in my review and change that and it took

a matter of fucking two weeks. So the fact that as a black owned business, they were not only able to handle constructive criticism, but they were like, damn, you know what, this makes sense, Let's change this and did it. On top of the food being fucking delicious and real catfish, let's can we go ahead and lap it up. But if y'all happen, make sure y'all go and check them out. That's located in the court. Yeah. Um, so if you go up to h upstairs in the

food court. They and as soon as you come off of the escalators, they are all the way to your right, like they're next Like so it's next to Big Easy. They're right there. Yeah, they're right next to Big Easy. Yeah. But that that was that was so that's what you get, the fact that they were like, damn, you know this,

this makes sense. And and my my complaint like it was minor, Like uh in my review I said that I was giving them, you know, four point five out of five, and it was only because of like portion sizes. But it was something simple like I love garlic bread. I fucking love garlic bread. So whenever I get a chance to order like an extra side of garlic bread, I'll do it. So when I did it, it was like three dollars, but it was only one piece of garlar bred.

That's a possible moment. Looking for our Jesus Christ. Were you were you even in may ferrym Are you sure you wasn't in fucking Brookfield Square? Right, because it's really I found it right away. On hold on this whole dynamic or whatever this world is, or niggas who didn't had some box that smell kind of Ye. Yeah, because you piqued his ear. He said himself, I was ignoring everything outside why it was an easy way to

come back because we knew the whole idea that that ever happened. If if I don't ignore things, the show goes like I. If I don't keep on tracking, I let them distract me, then everything this is. This is a great time. This is a great time. And he's doing what I usually when I bring some shit back that we try to I'm not letting

it pass. He bringing it back. So we're here because there is a you to have a box that was delicious, but it didn't smell right, not smell righth like man, the story fifty you were not for the look in you not to tell me every pushing you encountered didn't smell the greatest. I'm sorry. It might not have been staked, but it's been a little stuff. It was stuffing. I'm sorry you went down death row. Come on, Tommy, man, I'm trying to say somebody had a window closed.

I'm trying to say there's a level, there's a level of stink. It was a little stuffy in the room. You know what I'm saying. I'm not. I'm not window put the levels of stink level of state that I smell, but I never, I never ever stink is like fish b V. Yeah, I understand that. That's what I say. I gotta be mad at this man because he has never had somebody. You know what

I'm saying. That's a writer passage of ship, that shit moment like well like I ain't never had no puzz hand twine to it, like fan had her draws on the morning couch. You got some season and that's okay,

the morning couchie got out of been sleep on. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no. There is a different stough from having a sent and having an older You think it's made it seem like we're talking about having an And that's why I let me get let me, let me get there at all, because I I haven't no no no no, no no no no, I haven't gotten there. He let the get the word out. It was an ultimate level of stink, right that nigga's

talking about. So when y'all talking about stink, that's what I have in my hand, like no no no, no no no no. The rat because you gotta be a t that's what it sound like. Y'are passing cold, just a little no, no, no, no, no no, because I smelled that and I hate and that's not somebody I have with. It's like they just walked by and this bus like they that walked pass there was a gym class and they smelled like that, Like God, damn that

stain. I wouldn't let you give me something like fresh off work? So if they would, what does she do that work I was married for. I don't got to take you. I was married. I was married, but I was with my wife for twenty years. My wife. I gotta say. I'm saying, listen, you said fresh of work, pussy right, most most workships eight to ten hours? What if she do can't work? Bro? Hey, my my x y. This is where this is where we tell this is where we say goodbye to this nigga and he can

make his way up the stairs. Mean, no, know what I was talking about now, because it's hard, like it's he got real literal like Paul. Every time I do, it's always a problem like like why you get a little no, what if she shited? Bro? What if she had chipole for lunch, she had Chipole bro and you know she gonna sit. No, I'm not saying that, Bro, but you say work I mean and if she you telling me whe white will not bro in some seasons. Still, this is this is a lot of okay. So text him

and Facebook him is two totally different hymns. And with me being high, it's hard for me to kind of decipher between the two and not talk to him like this is text him because we're on Facebook. That's why I need this nigga to get out. I didn't even understand that. I didn't. I. I was trying to got I was trying to follow, follow I needed the coding ring you you you in the text messily talk to family in person on Facebook. But when him saying, it's like and I want to

respond to it, but then I can't because we're on Facebook. Get out, Hey, fucking me out. Now that we are here, we had a conference, get a real life. Sorry for the okay, sorry for the duke he coming. Then I need to clarify. Way stop, I need to clarify. Clarified. Still clarified. Stop the fact that everybody that this is being reporter right now. Mag to see more so go ahead talking

to the talk. That's what you're doing. Go ahead saying what you're saying, bigger, Hey four, look, fucking pussy that stank right back holding you donna. It's unforgivable. It's un it's unforgivable. You know what I'm saying, right like, fucking with pussy, that stink is unforgivable. So for you to be like, hey got a little sta, No, niggas, don't do that shit. I'm done. Have y'all seen that video of like what's your favorite snack? And the old nigga was like vagina No,

But hold on y'all because talking about y'all eat steink bussy? Whoa who said that? Brock? Yo're saying nigga's like a little little bit bro a little bit of a little spice or some shit. We said a little morning on it the morning. Could you got a little bit on it? He's got some I've been sleep all night on it. I did. I made a lot of money. I apologize, Hey, Nick, you want to do ni? Niggas tipped way more today being futas. But they don't know that

the tipper is gonna be a woman though. I mean that they Mama was probably right. They don't know that before, like you know, you placed the order before you even get a fucking dasher aside, so you don't know who your dash is gonna be. But even you don't be like, oh, to me, it's coming. And then that definitely just happened to us. Was a rabbi crib. Who the fuck are you? You were not? It was just to Beth, it's to be Samantha. Some Mexican nigga

with a ponytail brought me my tacos. Angel came out for you. I was like, I was like, my food is in the bag and you didn't eat. I'm what's the place we go to across the chopsticks? Fire right now, I didn't bring I didn't, I don't. I don't know. My water is no good right now? Was a seventh the seventh Friday Rice nick fire. They like, I'm on one side too. They make you get a large absolutely there, like nigga, if we break this salmon out, nigga, you committed. It's funny. Do you go on the

counter. The dude is literally the size of the counter. He gouts to come around the counter help out that what though many back there. You set the plane, the plane a little, do you a little taking out of orders? He'd be in there with man. They stay open till like three am. That's good. If you want Chinese food to three am, go to chop sticks, nigga, it's across them pizza literally across the street and pizza shut. Yeah. What was that Firewell? I think so or down

there? I don't know what they Yeah, because Firewell is going one way, going south, prospects price, prospect is for another way. I can't but you don't know. I don't don't like. Hey, I'm like open, don't they don't they combound five messages. I can't see none of the Hey. But the thing about it over Hey, but when you order, if you order just an order, it's like twelve dollars. If you order just order, it's like order like a er topic transitions. What I'm saying,

it's only that one size twelve dollars. But how about this. You gotta wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait wait. You get a combo and it's not it's nine dollars. You get to say amount of rice and ship. We went from some chicken egg row and a drink and return. How is good. Maybe he went from fishy pussy to fishy rice. I don't eating of cats. I heard that. Why why are you blaming Rome? No? No, said j Roge. Got started call it jay Roge. Nigga, thank you? What Tayla, I'm trying

to know. I'm I went into my happy place, Kaya said she. What more do you want from elevators? Bro? Yes, you are mama and yours and two transition alien. Hey, I went to the mate the other day. Hey, he was really gonna tell me saying something talking about not even we haven't made it two hours two hours to night. That nigga ready to go to bed. I'm ready to go to sleep. I live by the beat. He ready to go dis bearded. Later he was that bust you get him. He caught the bus supposed to be the fuck.

Oh goodness, the fu is going on like I wanted to. I wanted to describe, but I want to. Ada's nothing but fat jokes like riddled in it. So I'm not I'm not going to when the raps on your side right now? So I ask, am I tripping because I'm thinking about tripping? Yes? You are compared to there you go typical marijuana high. Oh no, I'm whoa, you're whoa squeez. Just close it. I ever got my water bottle. Her bottle was closes. I don't think that

was pauseworthy. You're over You're over pausing, sir, many paused, so that's normal. No, I can't. No, I'm over, possible. I'm kind of no, I'm aware of feeling relaxed, feeling I do good. I mean he had a long day of work though, too. I feel like somebody breathing the for me. What now I was? I mean, look like, look at it right now. You gotta be the most part because I smoke weed every day. Okay, I was like, soo

we high, like we bought the sun. So here's the thing. Because of the fact that I'm primarily like, I'm just now transitioning into like smoking we I've always been an edibles person. To me, it just it feels like I was a nice amount of like in edibles. It feel a little different because like maybe I got all like I said, it feels like right, but it's like I got all work. So like how most mothers won't welcome in the time frame and so like I like, you know what I

did on my lunch break. I sat there and took a nap on my lunch break. Why are we talking about your lunch? That's how you had food, And then you had to cut off a cock and I took it. I didn't even lead a house until like three, so then I can't. I got to work and then I'm coming straight here. Why don't you take um the tablets that I had for my migrants. I'm disintegrating tabs.

That ship goes away. Difference between I'm used to you always talking about you having to sleep because the fact that you said that you had to go to sleep behind it, I thought you were just fucked up like I feel. I feel good, but I feel empty like you feel empty. I can't wait every time about emotionally, Yeah, that's too, because you know I am a cancer. I do feel emotional like empty. Emotionally, I have no one to share. Feeling very cold. Well, I need to vent

because I'm pissed off. We will not We would not do that here. We would not do that. We your the irony. It's not that kind of vining. Now. I was about to annoyed because y'all know, like y'all have been an entire journey with me of having to what's the other one submarine? I have been about my problems? Is it just me? Or is like? Why are you looking at me like that? Because he is waiting on you to say something crazy? Shit? He is very high.

No, his glass is always high, and I've never seen it. Na get high and wait for the high? Are you okay? I've been waiting for it. I've been trying to time it. Like you can't time it. It just comes. That's some problem you're trying to find. I'm trying how to get it. I don't want to sneak up on me and shit like but that, but you know what hit you? B Yeah, we watched it. You haven't stopped smiling for the last thirty minutes. You absolutely

read all all fucking over the place. You've been high, bro, But this is what y'all do this episode on mushrooms. Y'all knew this was gonna be. Are you are you stuck? Looking like exactly? You want to basically like the research and I don't have to say and halving you're focused like I'm focused. I am focused, but there's so much other shit going on. When you smile, you smile, you smile mee, but I'm focused. I don't know. He starts singing, you know what, don't why,

I don't even. He reminded me of Halle Berry and losing Isaiah when she was in the store singing this ship. Absolutely, I don't know. I don't see. I don't know the reference that came, y'all. I'm just gonna drink some out like I was gonna. You've been waiting on the high to hit him, and you don't realize anything there. He's already there. He's been hot for the longest before everybody longest. You went through all of it. He just through it like, oh god, that's why happened.

Where you get a nigga who don't get high? Yeah, and then that's when you laugh at him. But you'll be living for this ship. That shan laugh at you or what you're entertaining. No, I'm not. Hey, can you play the dog video? Bro joke? You know what? You know? The dog video? Oh my goodness, because the dogs video caught me off guard because his fucking facially it was caught off guard. He could believe it. PLAYEO. I think we need a video. We

need a video now, please? Oh nigga no want to give you a quick up it um Ki is a big humper's um literally humping everyone um and a lot of the dogs did not like it. He is social, but he who are concerned about humping everybody that he is playing in me. I said it to my son because my son we called my son tie. So I thought it was funny about sending it to Hill because I'm like, like, oh you up. He was like, what, Bro, that's that's it's the type of time we all. Oh good dude, that video is

so funny to me because dogs it's really like many humans. You know, man, I should have sent you the one with the with the black dude. He had his dog in the back and he was telling me, wouldn't go gett no fucking pup cup from Starbucks. He was like, you ain't getting ship, and then the dog and then when he got to the window he did his whole order and then he later was like anything else. He was like a pup cup. I was like, dogs really be fucking human

and that should be hilarious. Dog treat you like that, bro? I know you got can course he got some ship that's as big as I don't know why I asked that because I don't know what when you said, I don't know what that is. Again, it's a dog, biggest him. It's like Scooby Doo. If Scooby Doo went to prison, that's where the fucking came, like Scooby dood. You know, Scooby, Scooby Scooby Doo, did it be rikers sho. Scooby Doo is a great thing. I know, I said, if he went to prison, that's what my dog

would be. Yes, I'm the height one, and you didn't get what I was saying, black and brow. I mean how much away? This is biggest him. That's a nigga that it is resident. I just I can't because like you gotta dog that's one forty and that's like human turns like bro, I can't do big dog do like you no got pellets to not be annoyed like dash in the backyard. Yes, Scooby on Roy, Scooby juice up. That's the bigger, bigger than a great n He's bigger than

a great thing. I guess great Dan is bigger than they can get a lot taller. They go like six people breed corsos with great days. I don't know, just to get a big dog. I got my first dog. I got my first dog right before that, some freaking ship. Well, I'm not gonna let you leave me. I just wanted a little I wanted to bed master. If that's what I really want, I know what you get from. My brother had a bull master, so I don't know. Yeah, that's all I think about. When they ate that lady in

the hallway in California, that's instantly where my mind goes. This is this is where I go. But anytime they mentioned master, I instantly think about when they ate that lady in California in the hallway in the apartment building. Yeah, I won't one to that was a long time, but that's the first thing that comes to mind. Ris Brown paid a million for this. I ain't got every Brown. Remember that movie um Man's Best Friend Max. That was a t bad master. Okay, because I know my Yeah,

that's my brother. It's like virtual reality, like Turner and Hooch. That's a bull master. That's that's a bull master my brother had that might actual to be an English master though. Yeah he had the grat from now on. Yeah, you can't hear me say this often. But one thing that bro is actually useful for. He knows about dogs. A lot of these niggas that be on Facebook breeding dogs and should be Ye, don't do it. Do not do not do that, niggas, don't niggas do the fuck

does not make you a goddamn breeder. Okay, just because of Chihuahua has sex with a Doberman does not make you. The white niggas be knowing the fucking pedigree of the dog. They don't be knowing the mother if the motherfucking mama got die beat it. They don't know the way the way niggas be breathing dog like they laid the jeans on the bed like this jacket and new shoes. I'm saying you can't. I don't know if I'm mamma, no

medical history of your fucking dogs. You're supposed to know this ship. Yeah, it'd be the accidental breedons. I'll be looking like, come on, man, you know better. But a female and he you gotta keep the mail away from her. They're gonna fuck regardless. Oh I didn't think you know he could get Yeah, didn't. Can you get the pussy when you smell it? Don't you just like a nigga. Just like a nigga smells

and pussy, I'm jumping on it, just like a dog. And now y'all trying to force this dog to have fucking abortions and Sha, put your Michael away. I don't. I don't think they can do that though. I don't think you had dog abortions without killing the dog. I don't think you can do that, don't it. Bro, That's what he was looking for. That's exactly what the fuck he was looking for. A dogie cling like, hey, can somebody do abortion because she wasn't supposed to be pregnant?

Can I can I interrupt this real quick? I just I know I started to show off give a pross to my daughter as far as getting like thank you, thank you, thank she's actually more impressing me. I'm looking for posting man and keeps going through like I'm the one serial like posting, like as we talking about dog sketchers. Gee, I don't know, I don't know what the anyway, but I'm serial posting, like, hey, her accomplishment because that's what they you know what, that's what it was.

I'm not looking for like people to be like, hey, like like it, like it. But she went through every post and was like thank you everyone, thank you everyone, thank you, which was like, that's that's the like, but that's your child, so ye, like I raised her through a point. She went through every post and say thank you everyone for everything, and I didn't you know that that made more than a post. But that's what she's supposed to do. That's what she's supposed But I didn't

tell her. I didn't call her and say, hey, make sure you thank everybody. Yes, she's a grown Yeah. So it's a character thing because it's like even if it took me two days, like when people would like post happy birthday on my wallumes years, I went and acknowledge every single person that the facebookd be petty though sometimes because they'll stop you from when you get to so many because they just lump everything together. Now I'm just looking

at I was looking at like what is she doing? And she wanted to think you everyone thinking one She said the same thing everywhere, thank you everyone. Was all right, that's you got dope kids, So you know, well you know what, that's the epitome adult right there. Absolutely right. Damn. I need to remember to set up my workstation. No, sorry, I know that was random, but I thought about we were in the office last week, so I had everything. Yeah, there they go.

But yeah, oh is that why you had on? Then just turn ahead. Yeah, that's how he would as being. You know, he's being dragon fly, he's going nationally. That that's the joint by Potto, right Palermo. Yeah, loved them, funky fresh road things, whatever the fu are. That's dope, man. I love to see our people doing great things. He came out dropt them yesterday. I know. I was on the sine. I came through on Friday though, and all this time I've

never had them. I was thought it was like a health food spot, and y'all know I like my shit greasy. Yeah, it's greasy with it's baked. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, No, I'm just saying like I always thought, it was like, you know, those who eat clean air actually explain what the fuck is going on. There's like some stimulation going on here. I'm gonna know what they said. You remember, he is a former principal. He's very you know, edgemcated, so he's gonna go ahead

and go into him trying to actually, so you go ahead. Actually the process that's going on right now, all right, So I just wanted to go ahead and give that. I don't know what the ist like, but I'm like, I'm feeling it, like I see your your neurons are your neurons are firing right now, and I definitely see that you're tweaking and uh, you're you're actually like literally I think I think like the ships that's been

popping the ball over place, so it's going all over place. So like when um did they used to do that on Sesame Street where had like the pinball machine. I go through nineteen eleven twelve, dud dud, dude one three four or five six seven. That's definitely going on six. But what's crazier right now? Like you talk to me right now. At one point we were really close to that down screen. He looked like, You're like, we've never given me. Damn. You're like, I'm good, y'all

ask me everything out the room. Just appreciate it because I see my motherfuckers who would be like a triple acid, Like, all right, that's like that. I want to see what level. I want to see what level this can go. No, man, we're doing hey, Happy to House episode. The funny part is the main motherfucking an encourageon. I ain't see that bitch in the come as none Keith, Yeah, your husband, don't let her do nothing. So moving forward, you ain't even supposed to be

here. She was supposed to be here. We're playing for herd be here again, you know what, because he's gonna piss me off. I want to thank you guys for tuning into this trip that episode we du but I hate him, so don't let him take you away from your own show to show ship. Don't let nobody take you away from your ship. Don't let nobody take you away. I missed it down You're not even if you're not a funny party. You want the funny part. I didn't even hear what

he said. It's just his voice saying it pissed me off. That's that much supposed to be, dude, like like the consciousness. Nobody supposed to be. Nobody supposed to be. The transitions tonight have been classic. Bro. Yeah, this is probably the greatest episode. I mean, I feel as long as you keeping up, I'm definitely go. Yeah. You know what I listened to the other day, Rubbers and fast sex. What would I want to to another episode? Who uses? That's an episode onward rubber

and fat sex? Why was we talking about? It? Was? It was do you have the link? Can't you say? I would like to know what the what the right? I'm like, where? Like were we there before? Yall? And my memories that popped up was when you was telling the story about the horse, and I like and almost died. Wait, rubbers and fat sex, the part about the horse? What's the fun

before you? Because that memory is like four years old and we was in five wise when she told because it was it was a video of a dude trying to get his horses to make Oh when he kicked the horse, I'm in the background, Dad like, I'm laughing hard as Yeah, he dropped down and everywhere I can't remember. I'm saying the horse episode almost took one out. So you were, well, remember the perject the pet page episode or the episode funny or when you have the miraculous that you have been wrong?

Yeah? What's since explained it to me? Yeah? He was like, yeah, wait, I've been doing this wrong the whole time. Yes, you know what's funny? Like any other time, like when we're doing the episode, and like I'd be having so much fun, Like it don't seem likely. It don't seem like we be here for the amount of time that we be here, because like you know, that's what we do.

We kicking, we talk shit and them three hours ago so fast. We haven't even been here two hours, and it feels like we've been here for fucking ever because my vibes are really it's time to because you a terrible person every time I look at you. All right, so make sure you check us out the platform. You got a speaker. I didn't modify our heart roll did congratulations? I didn't literally make five years two hundred episodes. Make

sure you check out Spiritual Alchemists, uh every other Friday. Yeah, you want to leave here book? Kay said she knows how to log in and she do now one shutting this down? Ye, Kayla says she knows how to log in and do it. Shit, you gave her access, bro, Kayla has okay, yeah she does. Oh yeah, since that,

Kayla, you think you got logged back in? I think you, uh your Facebook stuff don't work, she said, just be where we were aware to get the Oh well, one say you hear ride home so close us out, I was, well, make sure you check us out next week. We'll be back at our normal time, not so high. Well, two of the five won't be probably still be high, but uh, why don't you look at me? Two of the five will probably just like it's like an edible because I do it to go full psychedelic. It's a little

bit differ. That's because we smoke, so we're always hot. So next time when we come back, they will be sober because they don't enjoy what we enjoy it all of the time. I mean, we just live life. It was wrong no more. Just y'all are consistently high. Yeah, yeah, all the time. I'm I mean, I'm gonna drunk here. I'm okay with that. Yeah, I mean yeah, my tequila was lovely today. Not normally not a drinker. I didn't know how tolerated, so

I didn't run that bottle. Still everything you thought, that's how did you enjoy your trip? It was what it was, what I planned for, and you still you still got leftovers? And yeah, like it wasn't don't it, don't have it, don't have don't triple No, it wasn't you know too much. But it wasn't under either, because, like I said, based off of what I read, this is where I wanted to be. So I'm fun. We got the old sleepy nigg in the background.

I started trying to like I I got some uh some seafood, shocking the trip and the damn I don't even got the truck. What the fuck? I got a malibuo a mother, y'all know, I hate fucking malibus. I hate them holds so much a bad look. Yeah, because whenever, whenever they really a Malibu, it always some bullshit. So the first time was when I parked it, and uh, bay, that's not bad. We took his car. We had a hotel, so we left and I

parked Malibu in his parking space. And remember his weak ass neighbor, Oh, I don't know whose car this is, And they told my ship, oh yeah remember that. Yeah. So that was the first one, and then the second Malibu that I got, Right, we definitely need that as a sound bout at this point as much as you Yeah, you say that because it's the time. Because if I just had a just a spontaneity that gives it his flavor, we took it off I never took it off,

no we I mean you preach right. I always got to get through. Yeah, you always told people and what about the intercourse? Button's intercourse, but that's never going nowhere. That's definitely there being with nigga. I didn't know that. That's definitely a jam. God. That need to be a whole song on like apples on. Hey, I pushed that button on show you need to put some barns on that getting shuit up. I told the nigga he had to buy some coochie for me making, thinking that that would

make him go away. You gotta remember niggas pay for what they want. That's a fact. You got the boys pussy to be over here. What you no? Because okay, because because because this is somebody who I've already had sex with it and I didn't like it. Oh well, he said, if you didn't like it for free, you gonna like it for the money. So here's either way. I'm trying to get this ass. So it's been damn two years this month. So after that, I was like

no, because I didn't like it. He figured he ain't figured I got a wine and dine you break no. So and I'm like for me to even consider number, like for me to even consider, like even entertaining it. And I thought that would make him go because it's like they've been paid for that already had it. No, probably I guess us of the fact he already had it. It's why he wanted he had that. He was

like, I got whatever you do, it's always a number. I was like, bro, even serious with the fucking number he was, let me get so y'all got to stop. Who would be real bit just be like, let me just say some ship, because the motherfucker are you gonna not granted? He actually was like, this is like you thro like just go away something the nigga post said if I text you at three, if I text you at three am, yes, I'm willing to pay. I had

to respect that message. Some niggas is willing to pack. He passed up. Yeah, that's another question. Oh no, no, no, no, and I work no. No. He didn't have the money. He's like, but he was willing to go get it. He's like he's been liquidate about Jordan my nigga saying, no, I got some restaurants. I don't even I guess whenever you want to pay that because it's just it's what's crazy is But I'm saying I think I think it was about this black money

and the fact that sixty five seconds. Look look the fact that sixty five seconds, it's not even sixty five because that I posted of him from entering to exit was less than a minute. That's the quickest thing I ever made. You judgement all you want to, I'm not. I'm not. People listen think about I'm not saying here. Definitely don't judge two grounds for bad sex, nigga, I haven't worked harder for free at this point. You buying my forgiveness, Actually hush money. Now you find forgiveness, nigga,

You need a honey because that is ilrible. He does look at his diet any sense, honey, car Yeah, that's Death's gonna kill him. That's that's a hell of a name you would if the pussy don't kill him first. That's a man pussy to kill you. Shout out to my granny, my granny, because it is Mother's Day, Maddie Dinkins grand My granddad definitely died in the pussy died. If you're a new listener, you don't know this, but you know if you o sound like you already know that,

that's how busn't that your heart stopped the perfect way. That's the end of the story. Grandpa Tommy, he went out and hopefully he was on his hope that's how I just on your back, buzzy nothing, Oh no, what do I sa? It's really my granny like because one, we didn't need to hear the story in the first place. That was just standing straight up in the air like grand Grandma Mattew was gonna let you know. It's like, bro, nah, we're good. We don't we don't need that

start. What's the one nigga that will be on women one? Kevin Kevin, Kevin Samuel he did yeh but he died, died, he died. He was in it. He was getting real checked out, o honey, packing some uh some red bull. Damn. He was a Latin mommy go crazy. He was friend to go absolutely nuts. Was down. They didn't go back up. Yeah, yes you were back. You can hit a

real mellow. But it's like, okay, this shit is no because it was like exactly what Chris Brown said, you said watch this because I ask in the parking lot because for a minute, I felt like I was in driver's set, breathing for myself and now for like another breathing for me again. The backroom, somebody took their hands up a steering wheel doing mushrooms is the ultimate Jesus take the wheel because not in control. But also think about

Jesus contact the wheel because it wasn't offended yet. Man, yeah, yeah, holes in his hands. Anyway, I thought of us whistling that bitches no, because that's a lot that was in my mind when that was and he whistled a no, because the son of God with holes in my hands on the j I'm whistling out the window and bitches just like in a sixth phone. Not again, in a sixth phone. It ain't even even And when you get in the car, CUK and I'd be like you see that

walk. That's why I was Jesus, I have so many cold like I would just be doing it because I could. This is why they don't give niggas superpower. Because I'm telling you right now, if I could do everything they say, treat this, if I could do everything that they said, I would be on bullshit just all of the time, because I I'm moon walking on water at parties, bro walking No no, no, no, no, no no. We were fucking CALLI and shit, you know what

I'm saying. You know they love they fucking pool parties and shit, he just got your little se little shit that um comin had around his way with a little little floaty you know, the one that Uncle Field popped on your I'm just smooth walking across the bitches, look, because hey, that's called dog out here stunting no homes, Yes, the platforms like, no, I walk on water, That's what I do, telling them, nigga, I walk on water, That's what I do. That's the coldest flex ever.

Imagine going to high school with that nigga, Like, okay, all right, so look, you know the parties ain't parties without alcohol. Like, so I go from like walking on the water, right and all of a sudden, I just sinking that ship. And then I come up and listen, I will be so just imagine this shit, you go, dog gonna make y'all come home. Hey, come on, you think you think Will Chamberlain was fucking a honey bitches the homes, I'm running through water on

the water. Oh wait, wait, wait wait, indeed, you gotta listen hot boy summer. But you also got to look at the fact that if you Jesus and running through bitches, you ain't even got to worry about STDs bro because bitches touched him in your garment and they ain't even got that shit no more. Clai God so big, You're like, we out here.

Look look, look, hear me out. Hear me out though, hear me out though, Yo yo yo son, hear me out now, hear me out though, Sam before bitches even get admitted to the origin shit like they got to touch your shirt just to make sure they clear. I know that's right. Oh God, God, char Jesus was the original my chart, nigga, Yes, held on, We got a question. What else if y'all were got for a day? Was the first thing you're doing eliminating white people? Fact clamp that up? My bad. I got it

wrong. You got to go. You don't need to be you got to go. That's it. That's probably. I don't think it's it's a few that can stay I know, I know a handful of cool. They can stay cool. Feel like a Bruce Almighty day that because he wasn't coot that mothers keep bringing the white people to probably because what fucking cookout? Are you really inviting me crackers too? I don't know, man, Mike Miller, well you have to understand you're also drink. Then he died, Yes,

I got, I'm got. Oh you're right, okay, I got you. You know, Oh we got a break that. Jack Harlow was out here saying, you know, artist white boy, we needn't understand. I can't let that. No, no, but no, but no. But seriously, like in all seriousness, like the very first thing that I would do, like it's got I promise I would cure like everything you got to like everybody, or at least give them the blueprint to cure it, cure all the kids at first, at least they don't ask for that, like

I'm I'm I'm curing. Are we got and like we know the kind of world we live in? Of course? Oh cool? Yeah, I cure everything on first goal. They say, they just said it was the first thing of the blueprint, how to cure it? No, that's the problem problem we got. Now we let niggas have the blueprint to ship now because I just actually with my God in the world we're living in that somebody gonna trying to make a profit or what the funk I did? I give you

a free trial membership, free trial, thank you. That's just like that. Good DA. When I said to the gall put them kids on offer up, I was crying that nigga said, ye, not your kids offer up. That where Brian mc knight put his first two do something or I don't know what. Hey, you know what? We now know that Brian McKnight would have had no problems being like the actual guy. Like we see how he's sacrificed Jesus. He definitely would have been good back in the day.

Oh, I got sacrificed my son. What do you think the conversation will be like? What guy Jesus like, I'm about to send you back. We talked about this before they feel to do some wild ship down and in the middle of him doing some wild shit, it's a day in April. They're gonna call it good fry. But guess what, it ain't really

gonna be a good day for you. They're gonna fuck you up. They're gonna put a few holes in the hands, they're gonna nail you to what is a big t. But they're gonna call it a cross down there. So there's a video they're gonna and a guy was one day, I'm gonna it was like three people. It was like three people, and he was asking like the question was if you would basically like if you would be like

sacrificing yourself to say your entire race flight from being slaves again? Hey, hold on, hold on, hold hey, can we timeout whatever y'all about to talk about right now? This nigga, Brian may Night got a son named Clyde. I named the son Clyde twenty and in the two thousand. This bitch all right, so Tommy is fucked up. Clyde nigga, I'm with him, only Clyde. I know the drugs. It's so funny because I know, yeah, that's Clyde. That's Clide with a v any Jewish

niggas with the you gotta go. There's only one Clide. We know one Clide, we know Clyde. Drexler, Yo, bro, how many niggas named Clyde? And you're like outside of Drexler who played with the Portland Trail Plaxer right right? If if a nigga tell me his name, Clyde in twenty twenty three. Man, fact, that's just like me, and that's just like meeting people. Are name. That's gonna say. I don't want to mean nobody. No I don't because I love Bro He's my nigga.

But his name, and like you, is a bit no name. God, I say, mister beautiful, beautiful that's really what his name is. That was the original mister bitches by the way, before Wine took over. That's why they say, yeah, no, I definitely not even doing it. We're not because we're circling back to what the funk I said before I was interrupted. But these two niggas always they be in the on little world. They dude, like in the middle of the being the little world every

shower. Maybe these two niggas doing shit. So I'm not sacrificing myself for you niggas to not be slaves. Okay you remember the Geld Yeah you know Garfield was his own show. And then like in the middle of the episode of Garfield and France and then the and France and friends over there you are friend, you are orson and whatever the chicken was? Who was who was? Who was the dude in the in the were in the junkyard ready too, birdy and we were ready to party. We're ready Boom boom. I

hope you like I'm scared was who was a little dude? It was a little dude with the It's so accurate because who was little dude with the pit pat in the checkyard? Who? I know who you're talking about? But I got a chick with him. Yeah the name is I can't remember, I know, but yeah, you me telling me me we're Garfield and then you come along in the middle of the pot sometimes and being friends. It'd

be very because like when Cats, actually I mixed up Cats. You talk about Heathcliff and me talking about Garfield, I'm talking about he talking in the middle of the show. Yeah, hate my hood definitely every episode like it. Never like when I go here, Hey, he wasn't even draw You don't even draw the Garfield dirty. He wasn't even drawn it even Garfield was if the athlete and rough draft lines. Do you ever go back and watch

the pod? I never do. No. I go back sometimes and I watched like I could have something on YouTube water and I watched the pod. I feel like I'll be like, boom right there, me and made me be locked into whatever made me talking about which is the topic YouTube? Hey? What then? Was I right now? She probably were? She probably said, because he's my phone, doesn't need to be texting texting, you know what, he's on he on one right now. I had to let

him know because then I'm the one that has to fix it. No, I have to fix I want to fix it, to fix nothing anymore. I'm tired, Okay, I'm tired to fix the ship. Yeah, I look, I want I knew he was on the boy. If you wouldn't if if the ship wasn't three D, like how many was there, I would have been on bullshit. But I can't see nothing. I can't I get phone. I didn't get their vacations. Like am I going to far right now? Like three times? Like I just let the phone. You

took my phone. I was like, what didn't you go to the bathroom and taking dick fix so you can send it. That's not what you said, this nigger take a digger mission. Bro. You said there at like it was still dripping off the tip. You you're slide dog. I had nothing to do with the capture, said, I definitely not giving you the capture said, my bitch is like you win it. Yeah, I look

raw camera's saying, meet man. As long as the fact that I'm sitting there thinking that if you were to do it, I feel like his dick will have like his glasses on and everything. It would just be like a whole tire just got personality. That's what I would picture him doing. I'm like, I don't want to see that. I don't want to see that, students, Professor Dick, Professor, I'm so glad you are no longer a principal, got out, definitely graduated college too, really, said pH

Dick. I am so you why doctor you got a dictory? And that the fact that the mushrooms, you know, they got like little heads on him, and so did the guys feel funny chewing us? Look now, I gotta think about it because they didn't say so, as Tom I tried to do about four times thirty minutes ago. I like, thank everybody for coming out, and no, hells, we're not talking about many video. Look little we still got two videos to watch, So can we roll the

last two videos? Man? We please? Tom? Can you please roll the beautiful being footage? No, bro, Mimi just sucked time. I want to remind you niggas, I am not sacrificing myself so that you niggas cannot be slaves, because honestly a lot of you motherfuckers need to be bucking eradicated. I'm sick of niggas, gotta go. I definitely am not sacrificed so bad that is actually yeah, and that made me think, like, bro cucumbers, ever fucked yourself with a cucumber? No, you don't know.

You don't want to get I don't know because no, I don't need to. That's not commerce closet. That's not how you want your pickle. No, not at all. I have commerce classes and I also have a gentleman caller. Hey, so does it like? I mean, but if it's justn't the juice is long enough, little pickle. But I was just going to say that, like, does it when you think about it, like certain chicks when they mask the baby the cucumber, it might really come

out of pickle. Ll Yeah, that's you know what? And I'm free to press for that. Yes, it's realistic, button because I thought, Oh, I just I just want to let the viewers know like I've been sitting this far away from you. I think I think my name should be changed. You had these big like your eyes look like saucers. I change you've been glazed you. Yeah, I think I just look at it. I think I should change my name from don't do that now you like I

just Meemi. I think I should change my name from mister Essential to the real naked. Where did that come from? Because I give the real answer, just do it. I really hate that, y'all could see do you look up? He was like, Okay, brock, you got it, you got you got it. I give the real answers. Make sure you check us out on all string platform. And he's still trying to close those

out. No, no, because niggas be acting like they don't be like whatever, like you said that shit about the pickle and shit like that's some real shit. That's some real shit. Niggas would be like, no, no, no, nigga, you you've been in some ship. Were you sober up? I want you to watch this episode. Never that is the real answer. No. Yeah, not taking responsibility for this push it Microway, like, because watching you were a real time bro. This has been

my experience. I don't give nobody maybe the first time doing mushrooms and then watching another digging for the first time. Dude, mushroom yeah, own bootshime, what it's okay, it's okay. It's the fact that you didn't know that you were high and we all you didn't want it to sneak up on you, but it clearly snicked up on you. But like he's been waiting and right, waiting for the cable guy but getting there the whole time, like it's already been fixed time. I don't want to sneak up on me.

Me. My mother was on account like this, bro, Like I'm chilling where he was never here here? Don't do that. Don't do that. No, I'm not there. He was here. We turn around. I've been the only person over here. Isn't not the twilight zough? Don't do that to him? Right and here? What like? Whatever do nigga? It's been tone like this the entire time in his phone time. You didn't know what you've been. You're talking to a ghosts when who is still

here watching this history? Nobody? I got a piss again. Take that imaginary nigga with you, right? Would you like the closest album apparently it's not worth ten nigga said, never time I've been a little way here. You ever seen the movie goes that, Yeah, it was. I never watched Bill Cosby took a lot of bullshit rolls and people just don't realize that because he was the only famous black nigga for a long time. One on you. It's only wholesome because when Bill Cosby was popping. So first of

all, listen to everything that you're saying. Popping. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you wasn't doing didn't want that's quite So you watched me put something in your drink, they hand it to you, You still drink it. You won't what everyone'm about to do that. I want to be high, right, I don't want all that extra shit. I didn't sign them for the extra shit drink. So is that what you're saying has happened tonight? That what has happened to that? So that means so that means no,

no, no, no, we're here now here. You made it, you made it through the door. We're here now. We all just took drugs. Did so because you knew that you were consuming drugs. You knew the risk that came with consuming drugs. Right, including a possible blackout. That's true. So you were blacked out, right, and the nigga that's not blacked out decides he want to suck on your meat. WHOA, Now, ain't no boss fact that because if nigga is in the room, I

am, I need to definitely take his phone. I should have took a sooner. Is crazy. That's the backyard aigence for you. You'll best friend's ridge. Yeah, apparently hopefully not a dick with you know, if your people we're going back. You're taking drugs and black out and blacking out and the man, and the man decided that he's gonna suck on your meat. So when you wake up, you asked for that because you took drugs. What you just said, you woke up and feels beard. You said,

you feel we feel some stubble. I mean we're going to we're going or are you going to die? Like no, but that's not what you just said before that though, Yeah, okay, so let's go back to what I said. I felt like that was concent So what you said was they deserved it, So that means you deserved he felt comfortable enough by putting his mouth on my knee right. That's where we're at with it, right, So then whatever reaction he get after that, he should be okay with it

too. Okay, So then so so he thought that was cool, I suck wise puts two in your ass. You can't call the cops on me. You just got shott. But why are you shooting them? You from what you said prior to this scenario was they should have expected that. So you asked to get your dicks up. I did not ask to get all right, you just wanted to get high, right. You an't way to get raped. You just wanted to get high right, ain't no. But

it's a yes or no question. We're not doing quite little. Ever, what I only ask I mean Tone was like seventeen when quaite losers crashing. Okay, so first of all, Tone is not the oldest person in the room. He not, but tell him party because he was in the right. That's what I'm saying. We always deep the nigga was at key parties. I don't think Tommy's ever done a cute moluntary niggas and some wild boy. That's why you could get married. That's why they get married. At

nineteen though he the oldest nigga in the room is the most experienced. So when we have these questions, we bro, I don't like, you know, you got some pussy out here. But that nigga was just a lot of don't have like a Chamberlain, this is what we do. Bullshit. Don't be like that was gonna happen because he did it already. It was like limitless likes were crazy, no standards and ship like everyone, I mean

standards up there, hey, with a plethora of choices. We we cracked jokes about tone, gray hair and shit, but that's just pussy experience. But each gray hair that that's a great way to friends, was what. But but then you got to look at who his friends was before he met us. He was already kicking it with them. Niggas we've hung out with Shotshot stresses us out, and you don't even see that nigga on the same five Damn. Yeah, he went back in here. I'm oh, he

was like, yeah, I'll do this again. Stupid that with his retirement tour. One lad you did your did you? He was like, yeah, I ain't gonna be over here no more. I mean there's a few of them still out there, but nah, what Okay, we probably have asked you this question several times about to ask him if you think you got any no, no, what did you actually do? Like tone always say I was in the air force, but we don't know what the fun was

my actual job, like did you do something? Signment because my tone say air force. It was like it was we know you didn't fly no plane. You weren't flying the plane, you weren't jumping on the plane. I did what I think that was a part of training. Yeah, it was like hard training with my job job out a plane one time? All right, the may times three times? Look cool? Electronic said I passed was radar technician, baal, this is why at this ship I didn't hear.

So basically the radar technician. Are you nigga who made sure if the radar system and every airplane I was assigned to where you worked? So so you always just been a technicqu Yeah, I've always been a technique That makes sense because I'll be like, don't be like y'all was in the air like he never I don't know I remember he did. It's like it's like attorneys and sororities. It's like I was there. We can't tell you how we got

there. You're not eraduated because I just I pictured Bro dressed up in his uniform like in bars and just bites and then like just baking up at six am, making it man to do it again. It's home. He's hole, pussy. I'm only laughing because it really was some weeks like that. Nigga said Breakfast, he really watched dinner Pussy. We're gonna go hang out with the guys. Gets the bussy, use an air force. Hind me five years and all you do is for how many kids you got? None?

He don't know. No, don't no, you don't know none. I ain't none, but he don't know. It's definitely somebody out here like yeah he he know he wait until no, no, no, now, y'all wait, you got a kid, but lely T is the real ass. No, no, y'all know one thing. I don't play about claiming kids. Yo, just just amagine yo, I swear, guy dumb, don't play us like that. Fan. You got us down here in these motherfucking basements, sweating, working hard, trying to get somewhere, and then

with TV blow up. You remember me? No, you don't. But I bet you know my mama, I bet you know this. Ain't let me slide you this picture real quick? Butter oh god do you know me? No? But I bet you hed ever cross show mind you ever wanted the boy or some more Antonio. I feel like one day, Tone, just go get a random call from a hospital. Let's go ask them being blood. Don't be asking for an organ or something. Be like hena, these organs, all them they made on the pie was free. Like it's

really a kid out here saying you mine Christ. If you did somehow magically had a kid out here, probably would you tell him it was too late? Like Yo, this is how sick we are there, Like I wouldn't be married if you like horrible? But again, because I don't know if i'd be mad at Tony He's like, yeah, you missed Joe both. Probably I wouldn't Tone probably tones a nice probably cut him a severance pack.

Tone probably cut him a severance pack. Would you give two hundred fifty dollars once we make it's like, look twenty fifth you can keep my last name, but don't say you know. Really wouldn't cut him out because you know how I feel about my actual real dad, so I wouldn't do that to him and then to actually be just like your real dad crazy. I couldn't do that. I couldn't do that. I often think about shit like that

though. I'm like, as much as I claimed Damien for being a fucking nigga and not there, imagine if I had a kid and I just woke up, I was like, no, it's like for me, I'm out hey every day I wake up, I'd be like, you know, be the dam be. It don't sound too bad right now, Liza, Liza, I gotta fight for my life to stay home, so I get it. I don't even drink milk, and I'll be tempted to tell niggas I'm

going out for it, even like it's not a funny topic. But as you be, like, you know what, I can really I grew up with myself. I could. I might have been a thank you Kayla for bringing that up jay Z situation. I can see how my pops was just like, hey, you know what, no matter, I've met my mamma. I've been around his Mothercker for about thirty years. I could see how

fun about that. I would see how folks walking yesterday. Hey, you know what, when you're the terrible person, I don't know why anybody wants to hang out with you. No, let's see, I don't agree with that. Now. Now, once you were like you know, became you and he left, I would have got it. I would have been like Bro talked about like growing or like as I was growing up, like when I hit like five, No, like back in Yo, U was a

pussy stage. Oh yeah, I was a crying like you was cancering the fun out of cancer nigga, right man, Yeah, at that point out of you know him. All right, Bro, I get it. But he ain't even like you wouldn't even Yeah, he didn't even let me grow to be a bitch ass nigga. He didn't let me become a bitch ass nigga, didn't grow out of it. He was just like, well maybe he saw the future. You saw you saw it coming, Like I don't even remember nigga being in the picture, just like your mom was pregnant.

It was what it was because y'all have like, because I had experience with his mind before his mom was his mind, like his mind used to babysit me. You know this, I'm like, Bro, where did nigga come from? Yeah? I did you even get some dick? But where where did you have time to do this? Damn? I'm not gonna ask my mama and the I'm like, did y'all meet him? Yo? I would like to know. That's a good quest. Next time I'm talking to my uncle likes talk to John. Yeah, I'm like, yo, John,

you ever met Damien? What was the nigga? Like? Does anybody know this nigga? How did I get because I gotta I'm here because like you could be because I remember Jesus. I remember the people determined I could be Jesus. I doubt it, but I could fact Jesus I was. I was calling myself not Jesus Lucky. Yeah, he's like, definitely your kids not. I don't know how they got over here because I had the fop remember all right? Yeah, okay, I'm good. That's crazy enough.

My origin story wild is a bit. Anybody I don't remember? That's a good question. Is your mom still up when you get home? Yeah? I asked it, like, yo, bro, have you ever met marks?

Pops? She wasn't sneaking his nigg in the back down. She couldn't have been sneaking his nick in the back down somebody, because she's all that she's either lived with, because she did live on her own when I was younger with my short term memory, is asked, But like I have vivid you still on the grudge for snitching you sitting outside on the part when it was raining. I feel you. You almost maybe he could have let you live. He chose to be a fact that he just was always just doing.

He could have led you live. I should have knew because he was, you know, he was It's two niggas that he was a big fan of and LJ was wonderful. I should have knew. He's a name from I Don't Hate, Oh my God. And then he was randomly waked me up and make me do the fucking I'm bad Dan. I was listening. I was listening to that today and I was like, Yo, a new song and a new album that he about to release. He going on tour. Who the fuck wants to see take a shirt on it? Who owned

the shirt off? You know? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. There is a contingency of change glasses. No, No, that is getting dirty because he's just moving around. Oh sho, you got actually candy, you better give me a motherfucker candy or something. No, there's I ain't even do it. Like I want to make sure. I want to make sure you don't shoot on old niggas because what they're trying

to do is establish Uh damn, bro, you're still like you. Every time I say somebody old nigga, you just be like, no, let me, let me, let me start up. I agree with the ship that you're talking about. Ll should not be he should not be spitting none anything after Like, I don't know what year it was, it was a point I was like after um Mamas to knock you out that anything after that

was like some trash like garbage. You honestly know, Like I feel like that's that's in my playlist me and I mean that that's that's the that's the real commercial ship. Like all right, he's no longer the B boy I was with because you grew up in this era. Yeah, I feel like to Mells never had a complete album. He's always had songs that I like, and I could pickure jews and I can go back and listen to ship

You're on. Deafer was a complete album like listening to a four album like I could never get So he might have had dope album back when he was actually spinning, spinning like walking with the pass. Their type showed I need you listening to Bigger and Deafer for what I'm bad that that album. I just started calling himself the goat and like yeah, yeah, out of here.

Literally Bigger and Deafer was his peak. Literally, I'm bad and all that shit that whole albums Love Legends and leather bro shut up, how do you hear, mister cool and Jay? And he said it's so saucage. No, we shut out Tom Smith. But the thing about it is how you talking shit like that? Literally was me in the time where he was at his peak of like that, I don't want to that sexy as ship.

You felt that ship when he was popping the love that motherfucker and I was like, what the fuck, that's what his own fans are, female females. Yeah, he was actually and as he did, and I'm very sorry about wait wait wait, yeah, you gotta watch the shit out posted. I posted what he's said like he was this, So one thing that people need to learn about me is I don't be clicking on links that you'll send me you shouldn't. And the reason for this is because my mom fucking

wore me out. My mom will YouTube and TikTok me to fucking death to where I opened shit and I read it, but I don't click on it. No, because nine times I ten, I feel like it's some shit that I'm not gonna fucking find funny that she wants me to fucking find money. I don't care if I'll send you some shit. Nine times out of ten I'm high, so you know it's fun well with you. Nine times

out of ten, I feel like it's not gonna apply to me. No, but I'm gonna send you some funny even if it don't apply what I'm saying, Like when you when you when you send shit to me directly, yes, but when you're just when you're posting shit in the group, I feel like it was something that I wasn't a part of that conversation, so it just Cannabis saying he was eating ass was hilarious to me because he said it so aggressive, like this is a nigga, but you're talking about eating

his ass. You gotta relax, bro, What do you want? I mean? But and it's so funny you say that because I actually I had this saved in my phone and you know she did. First of all, are you down with the SICKI hones shit? You want to switch? Now you're eating his ass? That's that's a crazy ass. I eat booty. I'm mad too because he don't camera. Anybody gonna know he did not switching shirts. He definitely want from supportmans to be in a bucking mind train.

That just a regular trying to make a living of petition, somebody that got to know what's better than him. But he feeling himself because he got more chatter than him. Well, let me tell you something. You might got more cash than me, but you may got the skill to eat the nigga's ask like me. And if you really want to show off this, we could get it on lives in front of the cameras, on your own sitcom. Is now. When I sent it to the group, I said it

because I'm like, I know Tommy has really gonna understand it. But to eaton as part, I was like, oh, maybe, definitely there'd been a little bit of something. Never everybody here's that that way? Conviction of God damn else I'm doing it out. I was doing it wrong, no way you know how to do it without because she Yo, this is how I know we high because I feel like we've been here way longer than what the time. Actually I've been said that it's only eleven eleven thirty, okay,

and I feel like it's the next day. And it's well because it's like y'all say, man, mushroom. But at the same time, it's like, that's not out of the norm. What's of cannabis et nass? No, not him eat nass, but niggas going at niggas like that. No, like back then that was the style of rap. But no, that ship was questioned end, what are you talking about? Nobody nobody looked at Biggie twice when he was like you so fine our suck? Oh?

Yes we did. Oh, we absolutely did. Absolutely. Even though I after hearing that and then hearing them little Kim references tracks, I was like, you wrapped about dick to company, h where is it? I've never anyway I had scream recorded uh DJ quit Oh. Yeah. He said a lot of question stuff too, was very questionable. That's what he was talking about. Nigga was like, I never had my dick by man before. But if I did, there is no If you did, but you cannot.

But I never had my dicks up by man before. That should have been it. There is no. But he wrote that he wrote that ship with a thought. Yes, yes, that's your favorite ramp. I think that at that point I wanted j I will say he is the greatest. He the way he constructed writing a song though, fucking amazing, because until the nigga pointed out to me, I never, I never thought about it. You ever listened to like the way Tupac ends a verse? Yeah,

I can see a poet now because I started, I do. Most people never see it. I've never seen because wow, are you kind of light? Do you sleeping in there? You got a permanent do? Oh? That's what I'm sleeping in the backspect because you okay, perfect example, like if he was to take his glasses off, you know when you used to see him up up with glasses, the mark with how he constructs stones, I never I never see my mushroom does? Since kept me focused, so

I knew I the first do you ever noticed? Name? Probably not to give it the daddy digging that tell me how you wanted that they go into Listen, listen to some Tupac songs that should gonna suck you up. Dude, speaking of that, why did my child put on hit hit him up? My thirteen year old she's like my She's like, I live Tupac. Here's my favorite. Sorry, I was. It threw me last night. Hit him up first, right, and I looked, I said, she's thirteen. She also was, she's outing on And that's what I said.

I said, who you hate school? Got you channeling your school? But with the illuminum that ship is hilarious thought, especially why are you where are you going? Now? He's making a basket, He's going to pig that I wasn't enjoyable. I don't know if I ever wanted to do mushrooms. You know what I'm taking back, I won't do them alone because I feel like it's because like I, like I said, I researched as far as like with ghosts for us to be able to have an enjoyable time but to

not be too much. And niggas is really like shit growing out of my skin, Like no, that's why. Yeah, But like I do like to watch those videos on YouTube, like experience a trip expect I really thought I wanted to watch mushrooms. That's why, no, huh did you start watching those before I introduced this idea, because like, are you fall down the rabbit holes? Fall down rabbit holes on tiptok and it's usually somebody that

you know. I can't imagine if we was looking at that picture, like if we was like full full up here between the colors and everything popping out like Janni's got Yanna's coming out of nas don't bookshelf. That ain't a bookshow because it's just oh, for me, it was a book. It was definitely a bookshow. That motherfucker was given very much three DS like because all of the like all of that shit, and that's how that's when it first

hit me. Everything was three D and coming off the wall. But it was nice though, because like I said, it was it was more like vr oh um yeh. Did y'all know that there is actually a there's like a full like a virtual reality? Okay? I did not know that. It's one of those things where I passed shit all the time, and I do. Honestly, it's dangerous. Is this is I'm admitted because I know you motherfuckers do it too. I be in a zone while I'm driving.

I'm present enough to where there's a motherfucker holding the wheel, like, hey, you not go kill us today, but I'd be somewhere else, all right? Does anybody like that? A right like yours that I've actually got

behind, Bro, you ain't been driving that LONGA that scares me? But no, no, Like I can understand, like you just focused on where you're going, and then like if you were nigga that like to listen to the music, Like I don't have headphones on in the car, but my favorite song I'm driving, like, I just see me on the highway. Its zone the fuck out. It's just you the road and whoever's around you.

You don't. I can understand that. A few times. I don't like when Vetas not bade do that because then he end up texts me and then we end up fighting because bro, he he's zoned out too much. And then all of a sudden and be like, yeah, this bitch did this in nineteen ninety six, and it did. It didn' turns into who did you sucking? I'm going with the fucking bullshit. I that's us. There was he was so upset about that. Yeah, because she didn't have

the right answers that there is no sleep. I can tell it was good sleep too, had a right answer when you answer this phone, like, honestly, I feel like it was a sleep where like if she opened it was the one like it was like this in twenty in twenty twenty three, that'd have been that sleep where it's like I'm sleep enough. But if I opened his eye and see who was on the phone, I might ask, And then when I see the name, okay, I'm gonna answer because I

thought I read that with you like that. Then when I pick up and the first day you say is who did you sucking? You don't blew me already? Like really, it's because now I'm up and it's three o'clock in the morning. It's the conversation you want to have and now and now you're yelling at mean, you're like, bitch, you fucking and you hang up on me. So now I'm mad because you didn't woke me up, and I have a bullshit conversation that you in it abruptly I didn't want to have

in the first place. And I can't even go back to sleep. I had a right answer. He said, who dick you second? Exactly? I don't know. I didn't ask you who you knew. I asked you who dick you was second. See, that's what I didn't ask you, who you know up here? Or who the hell? You can't get with the fact that you are rationalizing. It's very god I never asked those questions. But y's the nigga. I've been on the other end of that. I've asked you a question. Don't get to tell me about so and so

Yo. Why was you there? Yeah? You know, but everybody. I didn't ask you about everybody. I asked you why was you there? But don't keep telling me about everything that we was all that? Who is we all being? I understand what one is saying, but from a parenting perspective, because that's how we go at our kids. And it's like, I know, I know you're trying to I know when you're trying to tip to a round it so that you don't necessarily lie to me, But you're

not. You're not telling me what. You're not answering this questions, bro, because when you playing in my face and they got the right answer. Can we also talk about how Dmax tried to play dumb when he was like, you know what these bitches want from a nigga, but you know, but in the beginning, definitely what they want. But in the beginning, this is like the very beginning of the song, and Nigga's like, you

know, make you want to eat bitches, but not me. You niggas could eat up and played all you want, but not d They want some head nigga, That's what they want. You're not even pussy. DMX was not eating pussy. That is ridiculous, but he had another just him. Petty Poplo wasn't even pussy either. Niggas was. They was happy to tell you in these songs that they were not eating pussy. And then my favorite rapper changed all of that. I want I need you out. Yeah man,

it is nigga because he won't admit it. But I'm like, Bro, I listened to all thirty songs that's on this ALM you talking about all you talking about busy episode one day where we broke down every song, Bro, everything that is always a pussy in reference somewhere in the Islanders, freaky. You don't see how you be out here with the shoot on with his chest and and we said next one too. He always oil it up first. He will never be out here ashy. He'll never you know, like

when you left the Oh no, he's not an ashy Island nigga. No, you know like when a Tussey road gets old. Oh goodness, yeah know, he get lit white. You don't have to pause that I said. I said, when it's hard gay, just say leave it out. Did it? Because you you'll be the only motheruck thinking about it. It's hard to not. Cameron and Mason painted me like don no, no, you was like that way before they got to show you was like that way

before they got around pause. Look, just sitting in an Xbox group chat playing two k all these niggas, fam ny was the pause king. That's all he need. You'll be talking to the guy. Yeah, bro, when you get back on Duse is defense talking about dicks right now. But here's the thing. Niggas love to blame us for making things not safe for them not being able to do it. Damn, we can't nothing. You nigga started that shit. It's the things that y'all make gay. Niggas don't

make gay. We make fun of y'all like motherucker's ire here to talk about niggas can't eat dessert? That's crazy? Could you sweep? See? I'm never gonna crown my nigga for waring how ridiculous y'all sound for you. But some, but some see when there's a person who's making fun of them,

making fun of us like that, that's cool. But this motherfucker's really sitting on the other end of a keyboard life because my nigga bet not ever order Ramsberry fucking sureberd in my present because when they say that's crazy because I love a man, I was like, yeah, because if you want to pussy around that you can't eat, why you do that to people? Because I want you to know. But again, why why would a nigga want a cat? Though I like Jesse cat daddy's out here, don't be mad about

Yeah, ain't no nigga. Ain't no nigga gonna be my friend. You gotta pat cat? Like now you didn't you got a cat? Do you have a cat? Now? Do you have a cat? Now? Do you have a cat? Now? Where let me go find him? Yeah? Way damn? Did we really lose Tommy? This nigga said, I think I'm at home safe. You see wives like, bro, I'm riding with Tom. You ain't got no choice of me. Oh he can't me? He went that way. You know, I think that nigga? Really he said, he I'm safe? Did did he write? Like where do

you write that? Do you write it on the comment like it's on the screen, nigga? He said, I think I'm at home And then he said, say somebody FaceTime that nigga. Yo can make sure land on the answers Yo the fact like he didn't say brah, he said he under We said he was fenning Rick Rosses. We called it. We called it this is. This has been an enjoyable hind because, like I said, because like I said, I because okay, y'all might laugh at me, but

like what let me community now. So I had like my actual kitchen scale in here, and like I actually weighed out the fucking shrooms and ship like the dosage because I was like I drove myself and I knew based off of like what I researched, the area of where I wanted to be increased focused creativity, he flowing and ship got the giggles. You know what I'm saying, but not okay, you good bro? Okay, he really think he was still in the bathroom, all right, broad shame on the Nike as

soon as as soon as he answers, that's what he said. All right, bro, you'll say, look grass the timmy for knowing his limits and when he needed to step out and go home. All right. Most people can't even do that by alcohol. So I um, it was nice that he really went. We're like, yeah, as soon as he was like the keys over there, yep, like the count down, he left because he's sent the text. M a little rocket. It's a little risk. It was a little risky. Someone responded, m hm, he might not

even be at home when he asks the phone. Oh, he's gonna be at home. Ain't gonna be alone, right, He's not wrong. Hey, I'm jealous. I told y'all I'm want. I'm wanted some sex off shrooms. But he got a son, and shit, I gotta be dad boom because he and the father. Damn, that's crazy. Y want us to be dads. Then when the nigga be a dad, you'd be like, it's weakest, y'alls. One nigga is to be dads did, would he be a dad? Like man's weakest. Now, that's because he wasn't

playing on being a dad. So he got a one bedroom. If he had the two bedroom, I still going there and smash them. We know how old is old enough to wake up and be nosy? I mean the cops just in your ass. I mean, what's a three year old? And this nigga did not stop on man, I'm like, gop probably, I mean he said ten four copy. Really you know, maybe that that

may have been like the beginning of like my only fans career. But I realized that cops watching me getting fucked on busting in like damn, it's kind of entertaining. Oh yeah, he definitely gonna pull it out back there? You're right? Yeah, Hey the pictures back on the walls, not like they stationary. Then I'm moving on you anymore. You felt like rubber the fun? Does that even mean? Like you felt stretchy? I just like

porous. I felt. I felt, I felt my horror or whatever it is, get up, walk away or whatever is in you to like do to commands. He left a long time now, told you I felt like because like I was breathing it's cool. I mean, I ain't gotta. I don't got oh. So that was a feeling that like I knew so Bete, that's not bat has done triumps and shit because everything probably, but he warned me, he was like thinkings just remember because he didn't know how

high we were getting. He said, baby, it's not real. Whatever it's you know, it's not real, so there won't be read. See that's a heavy dough. What we did today, that's I'm safe with that. And then like what we did today is like that's cool. Now most okay, no, most niggas do. Most niggas do like a three point five minute like that. Stay yeah, see how that's the psychedelic at three point five day on it the mothercker we bought them from, that's her ship.

I ain't trying to see stars. I don't want to start sitting next to me. The shit we did that was cool, Like I could do that and didn't smoke doing on top of that, and I could be group that out, but to be on a psychedelic trip and didn't look at them over so because of the fact that I record on a Sunday and I know

that, you know, we all have working ship the next day. I wouldn't have wanted to do that anyway, because I this is our first time and not knowing how long it's gonna take us to come down and everything. So and with that, I'm out of training, so I can all right, you know, I can take off. We can do the whole three five. I'm not doing a full three five. We just did one today, but the two we double it. You know, I'm not doing I don't want colors to be next to me. This is where yellow look like

sus made on that. Yeah, but it's been Uh it was nice because, like I said, it wasn't too much. But I think that's a thing where you know, when people do experiment with stuff, they jump head first. They don't research shit, they don't talk to people, they don't you know, they just be like all right, oh, perfect example, man Nigga took at that shit on so plane. That was my warning. I said, you know what, I'm not gonna do what that guy did.

Absolutely, but I can say as far as taste wise, because right, because that's what like, that's what that was like. She was. She was like, they nasty as fuck, but they it just tastes like unseasoned suffer. They taste like cardboard, Like what cardboard you think would taste like if you accidentally got like paper like hushrooms is what you niggas like to do when because Hennessy ain't ship pure cardboard, ye say it all the time.

No, it's pure cardboard rubber alcohol. That's disgusting, That's what it is. Niggas, just break down the bottom probble, throw it in the fucking mixer and you got Hennessy. I think they changed the recipe though, that's just me. Yeah, they changed the recipe they want from fifty percent alcohol. Yeah, disgusting, it was still cardboard. I'm like, my uncle is the reason why my job now curious that I believe it because because you know, he was the story manager. He's like, you changed the

right he comes in there to this day. It's so funny because his uncle's the NIGGAA died me out. Um. He is so like he's the definition of a bad nigga. Like he is full pock Hennessey and every like this is the drunk this is this is drunk nigga at the parties, right, But he's always been built from the bottom up. Corporate nigga like about his business and shit like he don't play about like it's literally the best of both fucking worlds. I still hate that nigga though, because what are you telling

me? Bro? I'm sitting down on an ask bro, like, Bro, why you do that? I feel like we actually probably had this conversation before he was my boss first, Nigga, you wasn't you wasn't even able to work yet he was my boss first that when it was time for me to work, I was like, yo, don look out, n I fired all your cousins, Like what the fuck I got to do with? Excuse him? He didn't fire me. I quit, and my mama wrote

a nice fucking letter when I quit. Two she wrote it for me, fired because she was like, he not in the plane your face like this, and she she made sure I quit because Richard and the same because it's like because we had the same last name, so he felt like he had to go harder on us, and I'm like, bro, I'm not asking you to treat me better, but don't shoot on me either, Like he felt like he had to make an example out of us because we had the

same last name to prove to these motherckers. He wasn't treating us better, Like, Bro, whoop, you add these niggas heres now, I feel like if you Bush, I'm glad like a bit. Somebody accused me of stealing. They gave me a bill. I knew what they gave me. You know, motherfucker's be trying to get back and ship, and I kind of if they changed out, No, I gave you this, No, you gave me such and such. Just you know, so they're making a big ass sea like Bro didn't even have my back on that ship. It

was Bill. Bill had my fucking back. It was always Bill. Bill was that nigga. But so they take me out. You know, at this point, I gotta shut my register down. Now, I gotta take my till, go all the way to the back, count this shit down and everything to make sure I'm not over. Just for him to come back and be like, no, like her tips, it balances out. You gave her this. What kind of nigga was like he was an asshole about it. Not the customer he was too, but like Jackie was a real

asshole about this. Like, Bro, I ain't got no reason to fucking lie. I know how to count, right, definitely. I'm glad. I know you feel like I got this job just because of you. Even though it's like bros fucking this skinning grocery, nigga, it ain't like you know what I'm saying, Like you was a fucking air to some shit and it was like, hey, bro, let me in the family business.

Now the biggest say they probably went to the one on the east side and still got hired, nigga, and they probably would have liked me better. They hate me here because of you. Shit walking the door and got enemies. I don't even do nothing because you fired their friends and shit. Every every time I see him, I'm glad. You understand what motherfuckers me.

They treat me how they feel because of how they feel about you, and because they can't get away with treating you like that because you up here right, They're gonna they're gonna say some slick shit to me because they don't shoot, but they can't say it to you because you the boss. Boss. You suck around, fire everybody you like. Vice president of this ship. Yeah, and literally from a fucking from a bagger all the way to the top. No college from it, no nothing. I mean, I'll see

it like working there both ways. I see how I probably do so like unintentional bullshit. I be on like just coming back late from breakups, some shit type shit, and motherfuckers don't say nothing because he come to work all the time he worked, so I take advantage of that ship. Well, I think it's also less him because of the fact, like you said, you work hard, bro, like you you all, and you always covering for somebody else's shit, like when work. Wish you would fucking say something

to me about coming back. I don't give a fuck who my uncle is around this. Motherfuck you don't talk to me about coming five minutes late because I am here. When you decide that you want to pack up and leave early, I gotta I gotta stack and so all of this ship that I wasn't supposed to have to clean up now I have to clean up by myself. Fuck you what, it's crazy, thought of it, really dumb. I believe it because, like I said, like he's a very strict like

you know business. Yeah, so I respect it. It was just I didn't like how he tried to come down on us harder, like bro, just because apply shit across the board and we're good. You can's cool, like like if I know I did it and you gotta say something to me, cool, but like don't come in here like because you might have heard that some shit happened and you don't even clarify the story. You just be like, well, folks says you did this, that's wrong, Like,

no, I don't do no shit like that. I fuck with mushrooms. You wanna know why? It's like a it's like they because I went down. But now I was like, but it's not a bad up. That's the thing. It's like I can feel it when it rides again because that's when like my breathing changes. But it's cool. I like it. Yeah, my last name think is I think the men got spared anything? It's a female thing? Yeah, um are the women and our family are definitely

hypersexual. Y'all just normal. Who wasn't Jeff the nick mcgrown up kids? Duh? He's still making Yeah yeah you shout out to this one gresson I'm looked there for differently. But he also shortened you know, short names, got a lot of pent up aggression. So he so just sound like bats out good. They're good, you know. She all grounded in the earth and ship. So I feel like the mushrooms just like exactly, you'd be outside in the grass with your feet out and shit, my biggest and you

already don't wear those socks exactly, is crazy. I don't got on no socks. Yep. What's what women in just this whole thought of like underguard y'all hate undergarments, anything that go under some clothes that is restricting exactly, Like, as soon as I get home, that's coming right off. Niggas don't come Biggas don't wear socks, draws. Like my mama laughs at me every day because when I come home, like you know, I be door dashing and ship and I come home and I hear her cracking up every day

because she sits up, you know, like most black people. It was a TV in the kitchen. Niggas sitting at the TV because they turned my house into the old neg house. Your house lookinete, Yeah, yeah, So come in. Mom's at the get the table, watching the family feud or whatever the fuck else isn't depending on what time of day I come in, and before I even hit the fucking living room, good ship is off.

And she was like, how the fuck did you get undressed? She said, I can't even lift one of my legs to get out of my fucking paint. And you be fully and it's like Bruce almighty, and I'm like, damn she right, like from the wig on that everything just I'm you know, I'm butt nacking and flies. Do you own a match of para socks? Yeah, that don't mean I'm wearing them together, but I own them. I describe whatever was there, because like I got a lot of I got a lot of under armor socks, right, and it has

you know, the little the logo at the top. I might have a great one, and then I have a blue one. I might have a green one, and then I got an orange. I I only buy black sicks. I don't even own white size, don't. I might have a red one with circles, with circles, as long as the primary sock is black. You are okay? That sounds like some uncle man's socks. Alright, we're in three hours. Can we go home? Yes? I want to go. I mean Tommy left and then there were three I'm about to

leave myself that I ain't gonna hold you. Oh yeah, I need to write in my grand New's guest book before midnight. Yeah, I want to thank you guys everything. Well that means you're probably about too as well. So it's been a wonderful evening with all of you. It is still it's Mother's Day for two more minutes, but we're at three fifteen. Look, why is Tommy still in the comments? Nigga, you should have stayed here if you concerned about what we're doing. That's right. Two hundredth episode,

man, two hundredth episodes. Don't you remember two hundred episode? If you say you don't, I'm cool because I don't remember. Yes, oh myboy, pressing the button. It's funny because I was looking. I was, you know how when you were searching for something and y'all one hundred and fiftieth episode you wrote that like twenty eighteen. M really because it was like fifty more to the big two hundred, and that came up and that was twenty

eighteen. We've been doing this shit alone long. Wow, that is crazy. I've got a lot of great people through just through podcast. Tommy is funny, he said, that's he said, that's incredible. Congratulations to me. She my cousin. I didn't even know it, you know, why no? Why? Uh yeah? But I mean still you don't necessarily know if it's that's still that side, that could still be like the in law

side, that's not blood related silk, he said Benita Louisiana. You know it's funny because that made me actually question because it was split Bonita Monroe and Basstrip, Like, I that's where my family's from. So one of my Facebook friends just posted and she's down there in bass Trip. I'm like, who do. I've never fucking heard of anybody going to any of these places

outside of my family. I don't know how didn't asks she never asked herself honest thing about being a first gneration American because it's really it's slim pickings like I canna be like, but it's it's the truth. At least I can know, Like I definitely say, y'all are not my cousins. Like the wildest, the wildest, the wildest thing was a nigga that I fuck, what the fuck is this never working? I don't need to continue without to

say when what I'm doing? Okay? Um, the wildest thing is knowing that Dinkins is not a common name, right how how often do you hear Dinkins the common name, Like when you were hearing certain spaces used to play football, who played for the tight end his last name was like a so no, but listen, I'm not saying I'm not saying other people. I'm not saying, oh, this conversation continues regardless of whether to be live or

not. I'm not saying that, No, he's still comment to him because he should just be right bnitas the size of this fucking tape, like it's just a small But I'm not saying that other people don't have the last name Dinkins. There are white people with think its obviously because you know they was fucking everybody. That's how that's why they gotta go first. Remember if I've got what I'm doing first, Yeah, I mean just it's it's going from

scam to chocolate real quick. Yeah, I gotta, I gotta Chantell Dinkins. I have no idea who that is. Oh that's a guy. I don't see Chantelle. I just see there you go. This is a myot pronouns and is real like. But yeah I did. I didn't really look at I just apparently your mica is off. I just added, but no, um, nigga, I'm loud enough. I don't need no. I didn't. I wasn't saying that other people don't have our last name. I'm

just saying it's not common. It's not a fucking Johnson or Jones or Mitchell's. Yeah, so it's enough to make you raise the fucking eyebrow. You think we related to the mania was a mayor? Yeah, that's my that's grandpa comments that his brother. Fuck, yeah, that's cracking. Were related. Mama told me that a long time ago. That's hurt. I'm about the cold Tommy as well. It's been fun with y'all's not working. I don't know what. Yeah, but I'm not saying that other people ain't related.

It's just that it's not a kind of love to where your mom's main name. Don't you think that you should have thought about that or mentioned that before we got busy? He was like, oh, y'all, how the fuck do you know? Who said? Y'all? Like, Bro, how do you know? I didn't even I didn't even think about it. You know that that was a maiden name. Bye