So I reiterate here, the bill is dead. The story of this great city is about the years before this night. We are free. Hey everyone, It's a new episode of Hong Kong. I'm starting the new year. We are starting late. Yeah, we're doing. Yeah, a full day late. That's right, we're doing a night recording. Night recording, obviously on purpose to test the equipment at night, that's how we're. Yeah, 'cause like I knew that it works during the daytime and when the Sun's still out.
Yes, but now that you know the polar coordinates of the magnetic fortitude of Jupiter has changed into the southern world where it used to be N therefore the polar opposite of the equipment and the USB cable plugged into 2200 and volts and compared to 110 in the US. You know, the sad part is that I don't know if you're actually what you're saying makes sense or not. Exactly. Like it sounds like big words but my, my brain is too dumb.
Yeah, know if you're joking or you're just making shit up. It's like this is the key to life, I believe. Is that when you don't know what you're talking about? Yes, if you can cut out all the URS and URS. Yes, that's true. Yeah, Yeah. Then you sound like. It makes people go like, I think he's like, he's not hesitating. Yes, OK.
To the point that people kind of tune up because, let's be honest, even if they knew what you're talking about, when you get into a sense with so many words without a comma, yeah, they're like, sure, just. Yeah, whatever. Just make it. Yeah, just stop talking about that. Exactly. Yeah. So exactly. You're the snake. The year of the snake. For those of you have received lycee, I hope you receive a lot. Yes, if you get any lycee, you're not married.
I'm not married, yeah. So technically, obviously girlfriend's parents give me that. OK. How much you get? For me, yes, 500 bucks. What it's common, man. It's like, yeah, usually when it's like really close, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. You 500 bucks. I didn't get anything. I gave some lycee to, like, people at the show. OK. OK. We gave like, like, free tickets basically for our Chinese New Year show. Nice. Yeah. Which is cool.
So they can come anytime during the Year of the Snake? Yeah. Did I receive any? No. Just like, you know, no. I I tell you this though, the funny story has happened is way back. Way, way, way, way way back when I did like my Cantonese one man show. Yeah, a solo show, whatever. I was working on RTHK on a show at that time. Yeah. And they were like, oh, this would be great. You having a show? Let's fill some, fill some footage. There's also his Chinese New
Year time, right? So be perfect overlap of, you know, hey, this guy doing a show. Yeah, Cantonese comedy, that thing. And they gave me a bunch of Lysi packets. Sure. With my little face on it. Oh yeah. Very cool. Very cool. I have some in storage, whatever. Yeah. And then I was like, oh, you know, I can't just give empty LYSI packets. I'm not clearly back. Back then I was like, I'm not giving money away, of course.
So here I am. I was like, ah, let me, let me print out some nice Chinese sayings that you do during the lunar. Year I can't already see how this ends when people are receiving lysine Yeah yeah, yeah I'm. Inspecting money sheet of paper, that's not the kicker, right? OK, so here I am. I taking time. I printed out, I've put it, I've measured the squares, forward characters, cut it up and put in the everybody gets it. And then people don't open them
easily during the show. Whatever they did, I didn't. I had no idea people saw it. They were kind of laughing. They were. Oh, I guess they're surprised. I don't know, right. So it turns out afterwards my friends told me that in Chinese culture, or at least those culture that they know of because I'm still in denial about it, is that you do not put white sheets of paper with Chinese words printed in black. Oh no. That's usually like a signal signal that you would do for,
let's say, someone's death. Yes, yes, right. There's so many superstitions, it's impossible to catch up with all of that. Yeah, like you just can't so. Apparently I and I Yo, you're giving them I. See, just like I hope you're dying the. Equivalent like the words don't say that, but they're like this paper and that tells my brain is like, yes, he's trying to tell to die. Oh my God, yeah. This is like last week when I was saying like when we. I was giving that Lady. Yeah.
At the aftermath. Yeah. And. She's not getting touched. Oh yeah, the superstition is the superstition. Is strong here. Now let me ask you this, are you a pro or anti haircut after trying to do for the few a few days? I went right before to our friend that they would do their time more. Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not sure because they're so cheap that doesn't. Really matter. Yeah. I don't feel like you. Charge. I don't believe they charge more
to be honest. I think it's like a haircut and a beard term like I do. Yeah, and it was 140, but maybe they added like 10 on each item. Yeah, it could be maybe because like The thing is that before holiday search on thing before the lunar thing is that it's a common thing that they'll charge you extra because everyone has got the haircut and stuff like that. That's another reason you can
make a big quick buff, right? And obviously the saying is, you know, don't cut the hair on the first few days because you lose all the bad, all the good luck, of course. Now, first of all, for a person who's lacking hair anyway, it's not really an option. Yes, but I, I, I I've come to the point now that I will have no problem cleaning my house on the first day of the. Really. Wow, even I don't do that. You don't do that and you're more Chinese than me. Yeah, right.
Yeah, I know. So I, I, I love the whole the things that lean. Yeah, as in like the last day or the day before kind of thing. You city to clean up the house. And I love that 'cause that's the day everybody leaves work early. So by 5:00 PM you're like, everyone shut the fuck up, it's great. I'll do my stuff. Yes, and I love it. Now, however, my house was in need of deep cleaning. Yeah. I mean you are a different situation because you just moved.
In I moved in, I was still like. Shit on the floor. Shit on the floor and everything, right? And and it's it needed like it's been a while since I vacuumed or whatever, right? OK, so I remember it was Tuesday night, I believe. Yeah. Tuesday night. OK All right, so here we are. Tuesday daytime. I'm like, you know, half day is done. I'm like, get on with my life. And, you know stuff. I was like, you know what?
The vacuum cleaner that we have right now, yes, is a rainbow vacuum cleaner for anybody who knows that that's one of those vacuum cleaners that do not get sold in stores. Is it? Is it only for homosexuals? Yeah, exactly. It's only the ones that they have all colors that you can use it. Yes, hence why it's supposed to clean the house immensely. Exactly. It's like we make sure the house is as clay as possible. In other words, replace Gables clean. Correct, Right.
All right. So we've had that for 20 years now. Wow. OK, It's like never. Even heard of the brand? The point of the brand? Rainbow is the brand. Is the brand. OK, so. Rainbow apparently is one of these things that they only do direct sales, as in like, the salesperson comes knocking on your door. Yeah. And they sell to like one of those old school, old school. Damn. OK, so I remember. 20 something years ago, this lady comes to the house.
You know, friend referred us, you know, we have to show you the next, and there comes the house in the vacuum a bit, you know, show some examples. And my grandma is the worst person ever. She's like, how does he do rugs? Yeah, they start doing half the rug. They're like, what about the other half? Yeah, she made the in. The oldest got there to clean the. Rug everything, right? So mean, OK, so they've done all that stuff. The ladies like, OK, you can't believe, right?
Yes. However, my mom was very impressed by this because there's also one of these water things that it puts all the dust into water. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK. So my mom was impressed by it, she loved it, everything. So you know what, maybe that's invested. It was quite expensive. I forget how much, but it was it was significant amount where you're like, OK, this is not a thing you just buy because you don't need a vacuum cleaner.
And we got it and my mom has used it for 20 something years. She's loved it ever since. It's Tuesday, Tuesday. And the one thing with this vacuum cleaner is that it's because it's got the water and everything gets filled water, put the cover. Not very practical. Not very practical. And remember, like how you, let's say you have a car that you have to like hit the door a certain way. That's what's happened to this thing, right? Of course, you got to you got to
put the tube a certain way, Jingle it this way. 20 years, 20 years, right? So that actually I'm like, you know what, I want to vacuum my house. But if every time I have to go and get pick up the vacuum cleaner from my mom's apartment, Oh my God, I'm not doing it right. OK, no, even though, OK, yes, I know we're in the same building. Just take a fucking lift. There is a lift. Yeah, exactly. Not even like you're going down the stairs. Yeah, it's just. But sure.
Go ahead, Vivek. Yeah, yeah. But you know, but going and setting all up. Also, So what you're saying is that did you set off to buy a new vacuum cleaner? Yes, the day before Chinese New. Year yes here I am I go online. I'm like talking to my mom in the group that we have. Maybe she get vacuum cleaner yes, I'm thinking about vacuum cleaner OK, and so my brain immediately is like I need the best vacuum cleaner ever. That might be buy. I need the one that can do every
little goddamn thing. This is where our sponsor comes. In yeah, exactly. Sponsor as in who's I paid? You get the item, right? So Dyson came to my brain. Wow, OK, that is the top of the. Line top of the line yes now the reason I have this because I think back in version 10 I emceed one of their launch events yeah all right and they did give me a Dyson back in cleaner for free. However, back then I was in no capacity to be all like, hey
man, Dyson is done. Yeah, I'm just like, I just going to sell this, going to sell this, right. I eventually gave to my sister, whatever. Yeah. But the point I was like, OK, wow, Dyson. Oh, look at me. So I just want to say marketing works even after like 5-7 years. I'm like Dyson. Yes, it stayed in your head. It stayed in my head, yeah. So I go online, I start researching a bit like the V-15. I go on YouTube. Yes dude, they're like gadgets, yes, where you have like a shit
ton of reviews. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This doesn't have reviews, man. They only have people say I have the version 13. It does this. I'm like. Wait, but they're like YouTube videos and they are They are. But not like what I'm used to. I'm used to like let's say buying a camera. Remember there's like 20,000. People reviewing it, yeah. This is like, hey, this this sucks powder. I'm like, yeah. And and it's yes, Isis, I can get back with that. Yeah. Like how well does it do it? Yeah.
Anyway, So I do a bit of research. Then Gloria comes back, she does a bit of research and we're like, all right, the latest, the best one is the Dyson Gen. 5 Absolute. That's is that what Wi-Fi operated? And Bluetooth and stuff, I have no idea. It tells you how much it sucks at the what it. Actually fucking does. It tells. You it's so not necessary. Is it? So I saw it at the store, the IFC. Issue, yeah, you're like. They have they have a light as well. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. OK.
OK, we're jumping way ahead. Yes. OK, OK. So nice and saga everyone. Go to the desert website, see how unnecessary half of these tools are. Yes OK, ask you another. We can tell you how many dust particles you got jumped in and the the machine will know if there is a lot of particles. It's going to make the motor go stronger. Automatically adjust, Yes. Wow. I'm like, first of all, I don't need that salt. No, for the machine to be like, oh, yeah, yeah, somebody hasn't
cleaned this patch. I don't need that. I'm like, I'm working now, just shut up and do your job. You know, I don't need judgment. Yeah, especially if it's not gonna vacuum, but like you still have to hold it. And I said, yeah, operate it. Yeah, it doesn't do so. If it's like AI operating, I'll be like, OK, you can go ahead and judge. Yeah. But yeah, that one is like. Right. It's just like basic. I'm like, dude, I'm the one holding you. OK? Yes, exactly. You can't even put a sand on
your own 2 feet. You're judging me as a person, right? Well, for that they give you the holder too. You can stand there. It's 2 feet. That's another thing. We'll get to that in a second. So, Dyson, to be sure, right now I really would. Love to sponsor an ad by the? Way I use my own money? Yes, just like all those YouTube videos that do reviews, I use my own money. No money was exchanged. No one. Yeah, exactly. Nobody. They had no. Fair objective Review all.
Right, so here I am I I basically I research all the stuff, right? I'm like, you know what I think this is the one it's engineered properly, it's nice, it's stylish. It also fits properly. It is what it is right? I go online price.com dot HK anybody who doesn't buy stuff and go check that website out for prices. You're like, you're missing out man. Really Press it on the HK dude. Yeah, go check it out. They have like. Is it price, price reference or can you also buy on it?
You know, we buy, you basically put an order and they hold the product for you for one day and you go to the shop and buy it. OK, so you do HK. Throughprice.com dot HK and then the Dyson itself holds the older for. You so the the shops, the smaller shops like the ones that you would never visit, you have to lift to like the 12. Four days. Oh, I see. Those ones, they're all listed over there. Yeah, that's good one. But is it like for example like proper Dyson warranty? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow. OK. Right. So it's basically just another reseller. Yes, yes. OK. So Dyson, just like you can buy from Fortress and Broadway, you can buy from all these small stores. Buy from Dyson directly too. But yeah, but it's like 6000 bucks for Dyson directly. Wow. Yeah, first of all, hell no. Absolutely not. Yeah, I'm like, not for 6000 bucks, buddy. Like my house is dirty, but not $6000 dirty. OK, let's be clear about. That that's also the price of a house in many countries.
Absolutely. Like do I want? Do I want to suck my house house clean? Yeah. Do you want to have another house? That could be. Clean. Yeah, exactly. You want to buy a house in Namibia? Hey for $6000. I'll take it, yes. At least the dust might be more controllable over there. I don't think so. A lot of sand, no. Very, very sandy Namibia. So I go online, tell the guy leave, hold this thing. The guy says I'm closing at 6:00 PM today, come pick it up like no problem time is good.
I get there. 5:00 PM. Where is he? Cause with me OK, right this place called a a digital zone again doesn't matter who it is yes. Just go on theprice.com the HK see who have the cheapest tell them to leave it leave it. They cannot check if they have stock. Yeah, they hold it for you for a day. And you. Pick it up. What's the price difference between the main No but on your? Website it came to I think 6000 bucks yeah this was 3800 and. $50 No, dude, Yeah, I'm telling.
You what? It's probably even cheaper than fortunes and stuff that. Is crazy. I mean, Fortress is not that great. It's not like the markup is quite high. It is high, yeah, But the point is that you're like, yeah, go to Fortress, try it out and go to these guys and buy. Yes. Wow. Yeah. So I was like when I went on like, wait fourth. Wait, just fourth out. What? Yeah, I'm used to dice to me like, OK, that's stupid. Now, yes, of course, yeah.
I was like, OK, let's go get it. I go there now. First of all, I forget that there's no free delivery service. Yeah, I am the delivery service. So I go to the store, I'm hanging together the days in here. I go pay with FPS because they can't take the credit card because the percent is charged. And all I said right. Pay them, they whip out the boss. I'm like, holy shit, this is like as tall as me, right? And I'm like, I am not buying a discount product. So I can take a cab home.
Yeah, I'm like I'm not. I need. This to go in the MTR. I'm not yeah. So I go and I'm like, OK, let me go check out the bus timing on the on the app and everything. I just missed the bus. 20 minute wait. I'm like, Oh yeah, of course.
This guy just This is the time everyone, in case you are not fully caught up that Vivek is the owner of two houses in Central Hong Kong and he spent the last two minutes talking about how he cannot take care from Causeway Bay back to Central Hong Kong because he bought a Dyson Yes, and he would rather wait for the bus that just that for 20. Minutes. Absolutely, man. That's. This is just Rebecca, not chill.
Yeah, so I'm here I am outside so go with this huge box and you think I'm like OK, I can't bang into people because you know people are in a rush and go home yes and then I missed the bus 20 minute wait. I'm like my brains like no, I will not do that. I go decide. Let me take the MTR yes because 20 minute wait I could be get essential by SO. You can take you want to take the MTR with a Dyson, Yeah. And walk all the way uphill. Yeah, with a Dyson to Kane Rd. Yeah, instead of just taking a
cab that will probably. But also the MTR. I mean, if you really want to get into it, the MTR is like 10-12 dollars, right? It's like, I think it's because 9% yeah, 7-8 bucks cheap. Yeah, for this 8-9 bucks. All right, 9 bucks. All right now let me tell you something. When you take a big box into the MTR. Turns out, yeah, people actually will notice what type of a box it is. Yes, if you just held some bullshit torn sticky tape box.
We were like, dude. Yeah, yeah, when you're walking around with a Dyson brand new box, you yeah, of course, dude. But do they respect you enough? Or if I was on that town like this guy, just steal this thing because clearly he can't afford the gas if you bought a probably five $6000 machine vacuum cleaner. Yeah. Why are you on? I would, if you're a foreigner, I would probably walk up to you and be like, why are you on the empty? Yeah, like tell me your story.
Let me say this is the time when stereotypes come to save you day. Obviously everyone's looking at this guy holding a Dyson vacuum cleaner. New, brand new. Yes, they're like this poor guy is delivering. Yes. Right, he's trying to make his last quick living yes before the holidays becoming. Probably also, like had the theory of like or like people thought that like, oh, just people are like last minute cleaning.
Yeah, the holidays start. This guy's trying to make sure that they get to yes, yes, lady, this guy doesn't want to be doing this, but he's like, I kind of got stuck over here. I'm trying to feed my family. Every dollar counts. Did they give you? They didn't give me they don't that respectful. Be very clear on that. Yes, Dyson is not that problem. It was a Rolls Royce vacuum cleaner. They might be like OK, first of all, the fact that you're taking the MTR, buddy sit down, buddy
sit down, right. So I'm on the MTR, everything's good. I get out of there and I have this whole thing lugging it up. I believe I took the escalators. I think so I can't remember now, right. Either way, I get back home, open it up. I'm like, you know, getting it together. Let's try this out right, Do it. It's pretty good. I'm like I'm liking this. I'm like this right? Then on the first day, it's morning time. My house I'm not. Supposed to vacuum first day I'm. Supposed to vacuum.
Yes, however. I was still looking back at the history of me cleaning my house on the first day as well. And it's supposed to take away your fortune. Yes, let me remind everybody once again, as Mohammed once said, I'd like to quote Vivek is the owner of two apartments essential? Yes, I believe me, vacuuming on the first day of the loony here doesn't seem to have the same impact that superstition. Right, yes, all right, but you're also messing with the. The it's one of the things where
you know it, so you can't. Like if you did not, ignorance is bliss. Yes, where I did not know, therefore I did it. It's like, hey, this doesn't have you had no idea. Yeah, now I know. And I'm like, I'm going to do it nonetheless. Yeah, OK. Yeah, right. All right. Vivek. Vivek versus the Evil the the power to be. Confucius, what do you? Confuse. Yeah, exactly. So, OK, so you decided on the first of first day when you woke up, yes, that you just want to
play with your new toy? I'm going to play with the new toy. Yes, OK, right. I I I this is a rare occasion when I don't really read the manual yes, because I was like this is a Dyson yes, it should be engineered in a way that I should not have to study it right to be able to use it yes all right, okay. And it's also a vacuum, like yeah, did you get? I saw at the showroom they have a full extension where you can put water in it. Really.
And you can mop. I wanted to avoid that one only because I was like, I don't I worry like the mic insert gaps and everything as a gap that I'm not going all. The way. OK. All right. So for anybody, go to the Dyson showroom, go try. Out yeah, you can play with all of them at IFC. Again, swear to God, not sponsored. We would tell you if it's really sponsored. If we're sponsored by Dyson, we we will now. We will make it a point. Exactly. But yes, the IFC showroom.
Yeah, because I've been as well, actually, because the IFC ground floor is dog friendly. Yeah. You can't stop you because it's like a public pathway. Yeah. And my dog is well behaved. So she's there off leash. And I walked into the Dyson, like looking at vacuums or whatever, and the dog was there and I was like, as she was like shaking and like, you know, some hair is going on the floor. I'm just chasing her around with the vacuum. Was so fun. Yeah. And the staff couldn't care
less. Yeah, it. Was great. They're like, buddy, you think the first person we've seen doing this, Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Like every day for them, yeah. It was great. Like you can go. And I saw them also do like a demo of the hair. I don't know what we can do. The hair thing, yeah. The hair, the hair straightener thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you can just go and then like they can do it on you, Yeah. Yeah, it's before a party. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I, I have obviously I can't really use that, but I'm like, yeah, I can imagine why you go to that stuff because like that stuff like properly engineering and everything. All right, OK, so go to this, go to the showroom, go try out the quote UN quote. This is one of the dumbest names, the fluffy optical. Is that what it's called? Yeah, Amazing. Right. So it's basically this, the normal floor sucker whatever
flat rectangle thing. But they have a quote UN quote laser light so you can see all the dust particles. Which is just like. Light. Yeah, it's just light. It's just literally like if you put your phone with the little LED thing on the floor, you'll see it. It's the same thing, but fine. It's green colour, all that shit. Very cool. However, the joy, yeah, of seeing that dust, pushing a vacuum cleaner forward and pulling it back. Yes, yes, like it's gone.
Why the light is? There, I'm like, that is worth the money right there. Now let me clarify. Every vacuum cleaner pretty much does the same fucking thing. This one just tells you it did it. You get my point. Yes. Yes, the other one is clean. Yes, my house is clean. This is like, motherfucker, look at this shit. Yes. OK, Did you see that just now? I'm like, yes, I saw those particles. It doesn't thing as it comes out. Like, do you see it again? Like I don't see him like magic.
I'm like wow. So because of that, do you still vacuumed on the first day of I can't believe. You did this, I did it. I vacuumed. I was doing everything. I was even doing like. How is your Chinese girlfriend like? Is she? How is she not having a meltdown? She she was kind of quiet at the time, yeah. I can't imagine. She does admit that she didn't like the idea. Yes, but I did also remind her of like. So you're the president who believes in the stuff.
Yes. Let's compare and contrast our lives right now. Yeah. Where we are in our fortune and short well-being and everything. And I belong this. I was like comparing and contrasting. I believe you have no Lexus down on comparatively. Well, I can also make an argument that maybe not because she's just hanging out and you are doing all the work, so maybe. Yeah, hey, if my house is clean, I don't give a shit who's doing it right. I have no problem.
But. Maybe she thinks her fortune is also great because she's not doing much. True. That could be as well. Yeah, that could be. And I could just change that any moment. Well, she doesn't know that. Well, I have reminded her many, many times and be like, just to remind you. Yeah. Just to get comfortable here, people. I I'm very nice until I'm not nice anymore. OK. It's as simple as that. Oh, yeah, Yeah. Don't worry about she she knows that we've had this conversation, all that.
But yeah, so she has mentioned to me. Yeah. She didn't really like the idea and hence why I brought up the let's compare and contrast conversation. And then she realized, yes, you have your point. She backed off, right? And she said, yes, OK, I like the vacuum here too. All right, so on the first day I'm vacuuming, my house is getting clean. I'm like, this is the best thing ever because the I'm people, the joy and satisfaction of dust.
And now no dust is money. Yeah, when they have, they also have, I mean any vacuum cleaner, a lot of the new ones, it's not the Dyson. Dyson is better, but if they have the extension and we can clean like, a desk. Oh, yeah. Like a window sill or something. Yeah. Yeah. The thin 1. And that's so fun when you go into the corner. Yeah. This is the most adult conversation in here on this podcast. You remember, like, you know how like, guys, I was like, oh, yeah, this woman is the hottest
chick I know. We're like, we spent the last 22 minutes singing phrases. A machine you're not supposed to do on the. On the Chinese here. Yeah. And then here you are. Like, it was worth it. Yeah. No, bad again. That's what you know. You matured. Yes, you matured. For sure. Yeah. So Speaking of maturity, I over the Chinese New Year, there is a bunch of like, fun, like Hong Kong stories.
Yeah, the biggest one. And a bunch of people send that to me going like you have to talk about this is the Hong Kong lottery. And I have to first start with, I knew nothing about it until people started sending it to me. Yeah, first of all, I, I did some research because I was fascinated by it. So our Hong Kong lottery, obviously Hong Kong Jockey Club as the only legal gambling in Hong Kong, it's has been running the mark 6/1 has been running since the 80s long time. Yeah.
So I also have, because I didn't grow up with gambling or any sort of like it's just Haram. The I didn't know what the snowball is and the jackpot and all of these things. I just don't know any of these terms and they set so there is a like a bunch of snowballs every year including the regular Chinese New Year and then the regular New Year and then the Chinese New Year. This one was the biggest to date ever. And then I actually downloaded the app just to see how it works.
Yeah, I heard. Yeah, they've never had it this high, right? Never had it this high, but actually downloaded the app just to also see how it works. Yeah. So it's really interesting how it like I would show you like just how. The so you have the Maxix app. Yeah, it's just the general Hong Kong, Hong Kong jockey. Club. Yeah, as you can see here, next draw, last draw. So the last draw is the mark 6/1, the one that just happened. So you can see here the total turnovers means people how much
people bought in is 380. Million. 380,697,000 and change. So this is the this is the Hong Kong Jockey Club turnover. Yeah, that's what they made. That's what they made, yeah, right. And the 1st result is actually the winning unit, which was on the news today is only one, only one guessed all six letters, right? Not all six numbers, right. So something else I didn't understand until I looked into this, a lot of people gamble, I'm sure know this last number. So there is actually.
You're supposed to guess 6 numbers only they give you a bonus number. Yeah, in case you. Get that number you. Get that number. Any of these 7 numbers, you get 6 of them, Yes. Wow. So you're actually that's even like theoretically it's easier so you can get 5, but then you also got the one, then you're. Like you know what? Yeah, we have to. So good. Yeah, So good. Yes, man, that's power.
Dude, so so first prize, that's what is on the news today that obviously there is no name unless they name themselves the ticket winner won drum roll 193,762,620 Hong Kong dollar. Imagine if you didn't have that and then the next day. 24 hours later. It's actually not 24 hours. I did a deep dive on it when it arrives to your account after less than 20 minutes from when they stopped the so because yesterday I actually even looked went on the live thing.
Yeah, they did a little live stream thing of it and it's a machine that like the automated machine that like sucks the air and. Stuff Yeah, yeah and the ball, yeah and the. Ball gets sucked in and so they stopped the sale at 9:15. They did that thing like maybe 10-15 minutes after stopping the sales, the sales as a people can bet combine or at the shops. And then they announced the the
the winning numbers. And then I kept an eye on the app, like maybe 10-15 minutes later, those winning numbers showed up and at the same time everyone got deposited their money. Wow. So which means in that moment someone was looking at their app or maybe they had a ticket like an old person or whatever, and then over in that second they realize they are 193,000,000 Hong Kong dollar richer. Oh my God. Which is I just. I still can't wrap my head
around. It can I just say whoever won this, I really feel you should just do something over the top. Yeah, like subscribe to our Patreon for maybe 5,000,000 years. Yeah, it's still going to be nothing. You're not going to notice. Nothing. You can, it's $5.00 a month, which is $60.00 a year with a discount, by the way, on the on the Patreon and it's $60.00 a year. Sixty U.S. dollar a year for you're going to live for another, let's say 70 years. Yeah, that's 60.
Be fine. You'll be completely fine. You have more than 20, 54,000,000 U.S. dollar. Yeah, that's the how much money he made. I. I just I, I just can't. We need, we need to take a moment and just imagine and let's see what would your reaction be? You're on the phone. Be like, I wonder if I got the thing and you're like, oh. Shit, I honestly, I thought about it and I don't think it's just like so out of the realm.
Yeah, yeah. It's like one of these things of like, I don't have an imagination. It's not like. It's weird. I'll I'll say this though, like part of me, this weird part of me would. Obviously, I'm sure whoever won it doesn't want the world to know. Of course not, obviously. No, no, no, no. Somebody's going to kill me for. Sure, someone is going to kill him, you know that his. Family's going to whatever his.
Family's going to everyone like the random uncles, like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no. But you know what they really should do? Just just for kickers, yes, just like for one day. You know like how remember when the mirror guy gun told he had his birthday as fan club? We were sponsor tram dude, this guy disagree with that, right? Take 30 million and just say what I'm going to do now. I'm putting money down $30
million until it runs out. This motor transportation is free. Yes, your point, Yes, yes. It's not like a full day thing. You don't know what it. Is you should definitely do something that is like, yeah, even without his name, just. Like, yeah, yeah, just say I'm the, you could say, like whoever it is, I'm the little winner. I just want to say thank you, everybody. You know, I, I, I understand. I made 193,000,000. Yeah. What's $30 million?
I've decided that, you know, let's say from Tuesday the 7th onwards at 12:00 PM onwards, Yeah, until the $30 million runs out. Yeah. This particular bus, Yeah. Or whatever is going to be free. Yes. Right, dude, first of all, you know, like how, especially in the solar era, you know how the escalator changes directions before it does. He was sitting around waiting. Just imagine it says, let's say
the number 23 bus. Yes. From 12:00 PM, you know, Yeah, yeah, Dude, even the driver's going to be like, I'm not starting the bus. No. Yeah. Or like, you know what, they purposely start the bus at 11:00 AM Yeah, yeah, yeah. And just run through the bus stop and then I would have a bus till 2:00 PM. I'd be like which is it buddy? Do you want to save $7.00 or do you want to save 3 hours? You know what?
I mean, so the other thing that also like shows you how ginormous the Hong Kong Jockey Club is. So if you do the math on this and it will be on the screen here at some point. Yeah, it's the turnovers, as we said, the 380 million, OK, and change, whatever. Yeah, they give this guy 193 million. So let's say 200 million, $280 million left, yes. $180 million, yes, you give the second one, yeah, a million to 100,000. So that's but divided over 12 feet.
Divided over 12, not. Yes, No, it's winning unit. OK. So $100,000 per person. 100,000. Dollars per person, that's $12 million. That's a $1 million. $1 million only. That's still good. And then the last one is 72,000 / 500. No way. No, no, it should be per. No winning unit is. No, no, no. It's correct. It's it's divided by all of these people. I looked into it. Really. Yes. Oh shit.
So actually if two people have one have guessed all the the six mark, this would have been divided by this guy would have gotten only sad or you would have only gotten like about 80 million. Dollars. I'm sorry, 909095. Or whatever it is. He would have been so sad. Yeah. You can only buy one house on the page. Has to win Central. Yes, I am.
Yeah. So and also the other thing is like that means the Jockey Club is netting from this well over $180 million dude from people betting on the mark six man this. Is why there are so many Jockey Club funded buildings. Of course it's just, it's just money out of literal. Thin air. I have to say though. Also, people don't even have to go to the shops anymore. Yeah. The entire thing with the app. And as I said, I did a deep dive. You get your money back on the
app connected to your bank. They make it so easy for you, of course. To give the money obviously to. Give the money because once you connected to your bank account, it's there is actually no authorization anymore. Once you give the bank the permission through the app, you can just like put like 100. So if you're topping up your app, your Octopus card on the Octopus app, it's actually more complicated than giving Jockey Club money, of course.
So Octopus card, when you're topping it up through the NFC on the app, it actually takes you to the banking. It's like a regular purchase. You have to approve it, go back to Octopus and all of that. This one, once you connect it to your bank account, it's you're buying as if you're buying directly from the Hong Kong junction. You just put 100 and just 100 gets deducted, no more permissions and it's like, wow. Yeah, I can say this is official. The banks are like Jack clubs
like OK, I'll make you a deal. You let me cut your money immediately. When they get their money, they go straight into the account. The banks like, you mean we just take a $10 million like that? Yeah. Whoa, yes, let's do it of. Course the other thing is like for this guy, again, like I did, I did. I was fascinated by it for this guy, not him particularly, but anyone who wins those like big jackpot prize. How come Jockey Club does not allow you to withdraw more than
$2,000,000 a day? So you're too many dollars each? Day, each day. Oh my God, so. That means they're holding onto his money for like, pretty much the whole. Year interest Jacob gets to keep because of that. Yeah, that's exactly my point. Yeah. They're keeping their like, even that guy, they're like, Oh no, you can't take it all at once. Yeah. And then they're just making interest on it. They're keeping over 180, whatever 150 goes down and just the interest on that.
Can you imagine for the next 100 days? Yes, this guy's getting $2,000,000 in. Every day. Imagine. Who was that soccer player that you said made a lot of money? I mean, they all do you. Know that the one, the one that you were like he makes like every minute or something. Remember. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was Eric Holland or Mosala. Mosala. Mosala. Yeah, it was some stupid number. Yes, yes, yes. It was a ridiculous number. Did he make the salad you offer? And all of that, yeah.
Did he make 2 million $100 a day? Actually, he would be making less. Yes, I rest my case. Yes, he would be making go. Kick a little ball, boy. Oh, you kicking the ball, You kicking the ball. I I just bought your hookah or. You can guess 6 balls. Yeah, yeah, right over there. Another fascinating thing and I'll leave this alone. So the next draw. So apparently as I said, there is a lot of turn, like Mark 6, like mini ones.
Yeah. So the next one is actually tomorrow is the day of this recording. Yeah, the day this comes out, which is the 4th of February. So there's little mini ones and they have no jackpot, which means that if you don't guess all the numbers, they just keep the money. Oh wow, they if you don't get all of them, you don't get the accumulation. Of it. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, right. But the interesting thing is, well, it's still showing you the turnover in real time.
Real time, Yes. So you're saying the estimated First Division price fund is $8 million. That's basically if you probably get it, right. Yeah, but the turnover already, because of the the the news that the other guy got 193 million, people are just throwing their money at them. Yeah. And it's $18 million now, the turnover now. And they're like, yeah, we'll give you 8. And people will be like just putting can. You imagine like, let's say you, you, you bought your ticket now,
yes. And you do win it. You're like. Fuck yeah and also the the the the ticket is as little as 10/10. Dollars. 10 bucks, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So you do a single bet again, it's crazy. Single. So they have single, multiple and banker. Do you know the difference? I don't know what banker is now. Yeah. So single is just basically just one line. One line. Yeah, I think it's going to be 13512 and whatever. Yeah, multiple you can do obviously. Obviously up to six, that's a
single. Once you do, add another one that's a multiple. Oh yeah, I know like $20 gives you like the the computer ticket or whatever, whether it helps you guess the number, it gives you random set of numbers. You can, no, you can do that on any of the settings, but it doesn't matter. Like this is just the computer
generated one. But the multiple means that like you, let's say you pick 8 numbers, yeah, now the price is higher because you're saying that the the winning draw is going to be any six out of these. Yeah, any combination. So each combination is considered $1.00. Yeah, so automatically, actually, let's do it quickly. You wanna? I'm not connected to the bank. Thank God. Yeah, but we can like very quickly try like run. Yeah. Here you go. We're not gonna. I don't have the money.
Like it's not connected. So here we just press our own numbers, right? Yes. Yeah, you. Can do it. Press your own numbers. Right, let's just go random but but but but but. Yeah. So right now you already had seven chances. Yes, because you are doing 1234561234567. 134 yeah, yeah, yeah. Seven. Yeah, Yeah. Yes, you have 7, which means seven chances because the combinations. Oh, OK, Got it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So once you add just one, the
chances are now 28, you see. So they're now for that last one. You here, you have to pay $70.00. Yes, now you have to pay 280. Yeah, yeah. And then you do this. And the fun part is that you can do full, which is all of it. It goes back to a total you can actually bet on every. 139 million. Yes, 139 million. So people have, yeah, discussed that where like, can we outdo the system? And yes, of course, yeah.
So they actually make it easier for you by having an F button, which is fuck you, you don't have the money. Yeah. But hold on a second. Yeah, then the previous thing, yes. Oh, but you might have to divide this with someone, of course. Yes. So you can actually bet this guy can maybe bet 139 and thinking he'll make more. But if someone gets it. Which is the F button is for is like 5. Fuck the banker means that you actually choose which numbers you you have to include there.
So let's say I you have to do 2, yes, those are your two like numbers. And you go on selection and then you choose the other 4, right? So 2 and 8 have to be there. Yeah. And then after that you can add more and then again you multiply. Clearly, yeah, clearly a bunch of people in suits of. Course. They sat there like, aye, aye, let's take budget off the table. Yeah. What do you want? Like literally the jacket up.
Definitely. They had a meeting that I, I it's not a matter how much will it cost. Yes. What do we want to do? Yeah. And they were like, let's ask all the relatives if they could have any way to bet how they like it. And they they definitely serve it. Every uncle in Vic. The banker thing I think is very, very Chinese because everyone, you're right, every uncle, every auntie will have like a lucky, lucky number. It's never 4 or 14. Or whatever, it's 17 or some shit.
Yeah, yeah. And I this is what I go into the conspiracy because of course I have to. There is I also looked at the drawing like the the draw results and prizes. Oh. Yeah, sure. Yeah. So for a lot of them actually from the last like, you know, you can see here it's 25 means this year and how many draws. It's already a lot this year alone.
But you know, it's interesting, there is so many numbers with four, which actually, yeah, which really goes into my like, feed into conspiracy like, like people avoid fours here because obviously it's bad luck. Yeah. Do you look how many 4 numbers are there? I rest my case with the fucking vacuuming on the first day. OK, yes, I am a forerunner. I'm doing the things because I knew that there was something behind.
It Yeah, yeah. So of this like up to now there has been 11 draws and almost every time the drawing results has had 4/14/24 multiple 4340 something. Literally every single one except for 1/2. No, even this one. Day. Oh my God. Except for one. Drop one draw. Except for the one draw all of them, and I'm sure with no information whatsoever that the programming algorithm put more force because people are avoiding. It so fewer chance of winning fewer. Chances of winning Oh.
Man. Sponsor us and I would change the wine well. First of all, there's, as we've established on this episode, yeah, there are multiple ways to get your money sucked away. Absolutely is through an app. The other is through equipment. And the other one is clearly just not listening to whatever your grandparents told. You. No no, whatever your grandma is telling you to do to win big or whatever.
The exact opposite. Ironically, the the same people who truly believe about not vacuum on the first day, the same people would probably go to bet on the mass 6 every week. Of course, and then I'm not going to lose more money. You're literally you are losing the money. Yeah, you literally. Yeah, you do the equivalent.
Not just that like I am someone who new 0 about anything gambling yeah downloaded the app looked at like just the the basic introduction yeah they make it so easy they make it so easy I'm like do I now know all of. I can just start now. Yeah, I tell you this. I remember last time that they had some sort of snowball thing. I went and lined up in down the street. There's a long line. And they kept telling us, oh, by the way, you don't have to line up if you just get the app.
Yes. And this guy in front of me was like, yeah, I want to make it difficult for myself. Wow. And I. Was like, yes, yes, that's smart. Exactly my thought as well. I'm like, no, if it's easy, I'm like, ah, what's 10 bucks, you know? No, no. Dude, it's so. It's so easy. Yeah. And one last thing, like whoever won that I don't know. There is no information. It could be an uncle who would never, but it goes to be a foreigner. Anyone can anyone with a Hong Kong ID can register and and buy
tickets. You can actually buy the horse racing even if you're not a Hong Kong ID. But for the mark 6 ones, you have to be a resident. But if you are listening to this, please come on the podcast. If you don't come, at least go on the Patreon, patreon.com slash Yeah, subscribe to the Patreon. Come on, man. Come on man. Yeah, man, you have the money you can afford. Yes. And oh, OK, question for you. Yes, what would you do with 193
million? Dollars honestly man, like at $2,000,000 a day I, I would feel, I would feel honestly not to be all like oh look at this nice guy. I will literally take the 1st 2 whatever the first big chunk. I would literally be like no I know I'm getting more money coming in. Yes, I'm going to use that money to help someone who I believe deserves it, and they have this dream they're trying to work on, but just, you know, the system. Doesn't allow them. You're just going to give them
directly to me? Yeah, right. OK, here, take this money. Yes. Fucking buy a place and make it comedy club. Make it the best goddamn club. OK, You know what I mean? All right. Oh, for sure. OK, I know. And once I get that out of my conscience, I'm like, the rest of my money I can burn, OK? I can fucking fling around. And they can be like, Oh my God, look at this guy with his greed. I'm like, agreed. Fuck you man. You see this comedy club with my face on. Here, you motherfucker.
Yeah, I mean, like talk to my and I think it's literally me, you know, like how you let's say before someone's gonna let's say I don't want his mom movies. Yes. Before they go and kill someone. Yes, they go to church and they're like, you know, my father, just forgive my sins and everything. Here's me donating to 10 minutes, right? Yeah. And we're like, hey, man, you know, go chase that dream money. You know, they just just just think of it this way.
Someone help me when I grew up, it's my turn to give back all that shit. And then after 10 minutes out the next 90 days, yes or sorry, 95 days of $2,000,000 a day. Fucking stupid shit walk into actually be like, I want that one. They're like, Sir, I can't see which part are you pointing at? Whichever whichever you think I pointed at, it's. Mine, I understand that please come into the store to buy the item. I'm like, no, I want that one that you're outside the store
store. I'm like, I don't understand what I'm talking about. I want that one that like the the the store. Yes, yes, yes, motherfucker, yes, exactly whole shop. Now I'm buying this whole space. Yes. And you, you stay here. Yeah. You work for me now. Yeah, you like? Sir, this is a. License too. Exactly. I'm like, I'm going to give you $1 million. Yes. Tell every other client for the rest of the month this is decent. Yeah, OK, Decent. Yes. Exactly. It's going to random stores.
Yes it is not Pret. Yes, it is prate. It's actually not Pret that just. Yeah, whatever. But I want you to tell me like, welcome to prate. Yes, just as that. And like everything, it's not long jeans. It's lungeons. It's not Shake Shack. Shack Shake Yeah. It's not Mont Blanc. It's Mont Blanc. Every store nice you walk over there you. Can totally do that with
$2,000,000 a day by the way. Like this easy go to every store 1 by 1 like 1 by 1. Like, you just go tell them still it's not Lane Crawford, it's Rd. Crawford, right? Yeah, like. What? Yeah. OK, so just like anyone who's like hasn't come to IFC for a week and then arrive back, I think this just worked. Alternative universe. My Shenzhen why is there? Why is there? Baseball be great, yeah. If you change like the main brands like to like the Chinese knockoff, Yeah, like, so adieu, boss.
Yeah. Cure Fitness. That's exactly star hugs. Boomer Boomer. Lala Lemon. Lala Lemon. This is actually the merger between Luna Lemon, Lala Move. It became Lala Lemon. Zach yeah, right over there. You get all these stupid figured out. Nick. Yeah, Nick, TWC is now TAG, tag. Team yes, yeah, it's basically a Shenzhen outlet, a regular Shenzhen outlet. More. Day, yes, yeah, yeah. So good. Like Godiva. He's like Godesva. What is? That the apples the other side.
Log ONS, Log off city sucker. What city, sucker? That would be so fun. Yeah, you have the money to do it for a day. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, IFB Mall, like even like UBS bank log in there, right. Then again, I think too many UBS will like fuck off, yeah. Yeah, we let me make that point quite easy. Go in there be like I just just for 193 million, $100 just for one day call yourself BUS. BUS, you're like, all right, we'll do it. All right, we'll do it.
But that kind of money, fine. Anyway, welcome to BUS. BUS Yeah, I mean, if I if I had the money to burn, yeah, that's just like, oh, you mean like if I win that. Yeah, I thought of it because of course everyone thinks of this topic. What we do, if you're like, oh, what would you do? I thought I would just give like my, because it's like about 2425 million USD USD. It's easier to think, I guess in USD you just give like every family member of mine 1,000,000. I'll be like, just quit your
job. Just you have $1,000,000, just quit your job, do whatever you want. Not every family member extended, just my mom and with two brothers. Yeah, that's, yeah, obviously. So that's three million. My mom obviously is already retired. I'm like just buy half. Yeah, whatever. Just walk up, be like this one. Yes, exactly. And also, you know, you got to understand 1,000,000 USD in Egypt, it's just way too much money. You finally buy the chickpea farm. Exactly.
You can buy multiple. You can buy, actually probably a whole province, Yeah, and call it chickpea. Farm there man, right? My two brothers. Yeah, just like both of them. Let's quit your job. Just just do whatever you want. I'm not. I don't have any further instructions. Here's money. What I want you to do is to quit your job. After that, do whatever you want. Yes, after that, definitely our
comedy club project. I would just pour some money into it and then the rest definitely some something goofy as what I thought as far as something goofy is to sponsor the MTR but with the worst colours ever. Oh, make them paint like a train. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh wow, make it like a Batmobile. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like, because you can actually make the MTR like as
anything you want. And I don't believe it's probably it's expensive for normal person not expect to when I have $180 million, it's probably maybe half a million a day or some shit. I'm just going to sponsor a couple of lines and have them, like, bright fluorescent, like yellow. Yeah. It's just just upsetting when people are arriving. But it's also going to be inside, just like the Disney one. Yeah. So inside every time. Oh, my God. Oh my God. Who did this?
Yeah. And it's just, like the worst designs. It's like the. What is her name? The Japanese old. Lady with the dots. The Kusama lady. They're just going to like that. I love how. I know, but it's going to be like it's going. To be over the top, what is going on? Yeah, yeah. You can't get out of.
Here anymore, yeah, yeah, yes, just like Kusama like patterns inside the MTR and and and start also having like props like start having stuff that looks like it could be part of the MTR like it's a new thing, but it's actually just like something stupid. Like do you think maybe you have one that's like, oh, they're going to go go retro. It just has like an old radio that doesn't work and it was strange it doesn't. Work. It doesn't work. Emergency use this like it
doesn't work. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So yeah, that's as far as I thought so far. Do something. Also, I don't believe it's actually taxed Even so because it's like capital. AI don't know the. I don't know how it works, but I don't believe it is. Even if it's 50% tax, dude, yeah. Yeah, well, I only have 12 million U.S. dollar. Yeah. It's so sad. Yeah. Yeah, it's just, I didn't know. Like I know Hong Kong is rich, but I didn't know Doctor Kong could just give this kind of.
Money to someone. Stupid money. Man, it's that's, I mean, I can see now the basically mid double of it. So it's like, yeah, OK, if we're going to give 200 and keep 180, sure, yeah, whatever. Whatever. Yeah, Yeah. It's just like can. I can I can I give 2 suggestions of if the winner is listening to this? Yes. Just for fun, just for kicks. OK, if you want, go sponsor the MTR, train the interior and put a whole bunch of ads that says quit gambling.
You know why it's great? Because he doesn't want people. And he can get that. Again, no. No. No, yeah, because that way they will never have a bigger draw. Yes, so the person has the biggest. Ever job the biggest? Job like that was the draw and this is the person. Who would do an anti gambler and also he can put like 5 million aside, Yeah. And then just keep putting it back into the Jockey Club. No big deal. And because people are now quitting gambling.
Yeah, he's has a bigger chance. Everybody with anybody. Yep. That's genius. Is that one? That's that's number one. Number two, if this person is in fact, let's say unfortunately divorced or whatever, yes, male, female, whatever, right, yes, put your divorced partner or whatever, Yeah. And you know those big ass they have in Hong Kong station, Yeah, put his or her photo and say I won. Come get me bitch. Yes. Exactly one mic drop. Yeah, exactly, has to be that
person photo. So was like that motherfucker yeah, that's mother. Oh shit. Yeah oh man. Be so good, dude. Yeah, yeah, there's. So many petty things. You can do this. When you have this kind of money and this kind of access, you just like so many petty things, just. Purposely make get like a dripping air conditioner and let it drip.
Yes, get fined. Well, also like our buddy Tim Toe when he was on here like long time ago, he said that you can hire like mob people, like the the Shiat people for not much at all. So imagine he's like, I think he said like, you know, just to fuck with people, not to even necessarily do like something super illegal or, you know, beat up somebody, but you know, just annoy, harass, whatever. And he think I think he said something along the lines of
5000 Hong Kong dollar. You just get a bunch much of guys who just like bother you, harass you, whatever. Imagine giving these guys just like, you know, a little bit more. Giving them like 50. 1000 and they're like, we'll have a little more fun now. Go have a little more. Fun, dude, You know what, I have another idea on top of that, getting that get the mob, hire them, give them money and tell them to fill up all entertainment in Hong Kong. Yes, Other than the comedy club.
That way people have the comedy club, yes, come watch the show. And they're like, this is pretty good. It's actually good. Now they're hooked. Yes. I mean, yeah. Because you people hire the businesses legitimately hire them to stand outside the line. Yeah, So we can also hire them to just stand outside the comedy club and then never get in. It just always looks like a Broadway show. Yeah, and people like. What is going on with this?
Thing and they're like, oh, I forgot in France guy and they come to you like oh, what's going on? I'll come the two of you. Yes, I can fit you in. If you want to buy ticket like we bet, we better go. Or yeah, of course. We're about to sell out. Yeah. No, no, no, no. Like our guys start fighting with us. Yeah. No, we're here 1st. And I'm like, no. Excuse me, Sir. Excuse me. These people are here now, please excuse me, it's my business. I'm going to serve these people, okay?
Just be polite, be polite, and then like, okay, okay, Thank you so much. Thanks. Come back next week, yeah? Come back next week. Nice. That's actually that's where you get your money. Back, man. Right there, dude, OK, You should have won this money, man. We we could use it well. OK, yeah, we can definitely use it. Well, also every like when the SNP posted like that, how many, how much money that guy posted every comments like why is it not me?
Everyone thinks of course, like it should be me, of course. And everyone has ideas. Louis CK has this bit about how all no one, every rich, every poor person has a perfect word when they get rich because they think about it every day. No rich person ever thinks one time about if they get poor. That's true. That's true. He's like, oh, yeah, I fantasize about taking the train every day. No one does that.
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