The Hyenas head to Renaissance Italy to break down the life, lies, and legendary power plays of Niccolò Machiavelli. The boys dive into *The Prince*, political backstabbing, war, betrayal, and why Machiavelli’s name became synonymous with manipulation centuries later. Was he an evil genius, a realist, or just the first guy honest enough to explain how power actually works? Chris and Yannis also spiral into modern politics, corrupt rulers, Italian history, psychopath leaders, and how Machiavelli’...
May 14, 2026•1 hr 6 min
THEY JUST WOULDN’T STOP DANCING. 💃🕺 This week on the History Hyenas Podcast, the boys dive into one of the strangest events in human history: the mysterious Dancing Plague of 1518 in Strasbourg. Hundreds of people danced uncontrollably in the streets for days… some until they collapsed, and others until they DIED. Was it mass hysteria? Poisoned bread? Religious panic? Possession? Or just medieval Europe being fully WILD? It’s history, hysteria, and absolute chaos — the way the Hyenas like it. ...
May 07, 2026•1 hr 10 min
This week on History Hyenas, the boys take on one of the darkest and most debated chapters of the 20th century — the Armenian Genocide. Chris and Yannis break down the historical context of the collapsing Ottoman Empire, the rise of nationalism, and how over a million Armenians were systematically deported and killed between 1915 and 1923. They dive into the political tensions, the global response at the time, and why this event is still at the center of controversy and denial today. Expect the ...
Apr 30, 2026•1 hr 13 min
History Hyenas is back with longtime friend of the show Tank Sinatra, and things get wild quick. The boys dive into the origin of classic Hyenas lingo, breaking down how some of the most iconic phrases were born and why they still hit. They also take a turn into the history of steroids—where it started, how it evolved, and how it became part of modern fitness culture. Tank keeps it real about what he’s currently taking, from TRT to peptides, giving an unfiltered look into his routine. And in tru...
Apr 23, 2026•1 hr 21 min
The Hyenas are back and this week they’re joined by legendary comedian David Cross for an absolute banger. The boys dive into David’s experience growing up Jewish in the South, the misery of small talk, thoughts on the Mayor of New York, and yes…why Jason went to space (it makes sense in a Hyena kind of way). It’s smart, wild, and exactly the kind of unfiltered comedy you need. Check out David Cross’s brand new stand-up special here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfqMkJwVgmo #HistoryHyenas #Da...
Apr 16, 2026•1 hr 19 min
The Hyenas are diving headfirst into one of the most mysterious relics in human history—the Shroud of Turin. Is it the real burial cloth of Jesus Christ, a medieval hoax, or something science still can’t explain? Chris and Yanni break down the history, the tests, the controversies, and the wild theories surrounding the Shroud, all while doing what they do best—getting loud, getting weird, and keeping it hilarious. From carbon dating debates to conspiracy talk, this episode walks the line between...
Apr 09, 2026•1 hr 18 min
The Hyenas are BACK and this one is a certified kiki 😜🔥 Chris and Yanni sit down with longtime friend, comedy wild card, and certified gay icon Joey Camasta for an episode that goes everywhere. The boys catch up on life, get into Joey’s love affair with fashion, and hear all about his adventures in Paris—because you KNOW the stories are unhinged. From plastic surgery talk to the realities (and hilarities) of gay life, nothing is off limits and everything is on the table. It’s loud, it’s chaoti...
Apr 02, 2026•1 hr 10 min
The boys are BACK and diving headfirst into one of the wildest economic survival stories in modern history — Cuba’s “Special Period.” When the Soviet Union collapsed, Cuba lost its lifeline overnight, and what followed was a full-blown national struggle to survive. Chris and Yanni break down how the Cuban people adapted with insane ingenuity—bikes over cars, blackouts as a lifestyle, and a whole lot of creative hustling just to eat. It’s history, it’s chaos, it’s classic Hyenas. And just when yo...
Mar 26, 2026•1 hr 4 min
🔥 On this bonus episode of *History Hyenas*, Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas are joined by the hilarious Jordan Carlos to talk about his new book on how husbands can step it up, make their wives happy, and maybe—just maybe—save their marriages 💍 Jordan drops real gems (and some hard truths) about relationships, communication, and why most guys are out here doing the absolute wrong thing 😂 The boys mix in their usual wild takes, personal stories, and some brutally honest marriage advice you ...
Mar 25, 2026•49 min
Simon Rex pulls up to the History Hyenas studio and it’s pure chaos. The certified hottie with a body breaks down his wild early days at MTV, his unexpected music career, and how he made the jump into legit serious acting. Plus—plot twist—Simon flips the script and actually schools Chris and Yanni with a history fact the boys somehow never knew (yes, it gets WILD). It’s laughs, glow-ups, and a little education (don’t get used to it). #HistoryHyenas #SimonRex #ComedyPodcast #MTV #Acting #StandUpC...
Mar 19, 2026•1 hr 46 min
Hollywood stories you’ve never heard before. On this episode of Hyenas, Yanni and Chris sit down with actors Matthew Modine and D.B. Sweeney for an unfiltered conversation about their careers, the wild reality of the film industry, and what it was like working with legendary—and controversial—figures like Stanley Kubrick and Harvey Weinstein. From behind-the-scenes stories on iconic films to firsthand insights about the power structures of Hollywood, Modine and Sweeney open up about the moments ...
Mar 12, 2026•1 hr 25 min
On this episode of History Hyenas, Chris and Yannis dive into the insanity of the Iran–Contra affair—the secret Reagan-era operation that sold weapons to Iran and funneled the money to rebels in Nicaragua. The boys break down the shady back-channel deals, the CIA intrigue, and how one of America’s wildest scandals still echoes today. Then they jump to the current 2026 Iran war, where U.S. and Israeli strikes and Iranian retaliation have escalated tensions across the Middle East. Expect deep hist...
Mar 05, 2026•1 hr 10 min
This week on History Hyenas, Yanni and Chris go full chaos mode. Chrissy vents about his sitcom not getting picked up and what really goes down behind the Hollywood curtain, the boys break down the legend of the Long Island Medium Theresa Caputo, and Chris recaps an awkward date with the star of Owning Manhattan. They also dive into the booming world of THC seltzers, and Yannis tells a wild story of getting stranded in Bakersfield during a snowstorm—plus his hilarious observations on just how co...
Feb 27, 2026•1 hr 9 min
This week on History Hyenas, we dive into Robert Maxwell — disgraced media mogul, alleged intelligence asset, and father of Ghislaine Maxwell — whose mysterious 1991 death at sea still fuels speculation. From looting pension funds to rumored ties to Mossad, Maxwell’s rise and fall cast a long shadow over the world later exposed by Jeffrey Epstein. We break down the scandals, the secrets, and the possible connections in a dark, wild deep dive you don’t want to miss. Support our sponsors: Get 10% ...
Feb 19, 2026•1 hr 6 min
This week the boys sit down with comedian Radel Ortiz for a wild episode breaking down Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance, what it meant for Latin culture, and how NYC shapes identity from borough to borough. From growing up in Brooklyn to deep dives into Dominican culture and history, it’s laughs, culture, and classic Hyenas chaos all in one. 🇩🇴🔥 #HistoryHyenas #RadelOrtiz #BadBunny #NYC Support our sponsors: Same night out — way better morning with Cheers. For a limited time our listeners a...
Feb 12, 2026•1 hr 25 min
Former late-night host Craig Ferguson joins the Hyenas for a wide-ranging, hilarious, and surprisingly thoughtful conversation. Craig breaks down why he walked away from late-night television at the top of his game, what he didn’t like about the modern talk-show machine, and how freedom became more valuable than fame. Chris and Yanni also dive into Craig’s deep love of historical fiction, storytelling, and how history shapes comedy and culture. this episode is WILD. Support out sponsors: For a l...
Feb 05, 2026•1 hr 17 min
The boys are in Bay Ridge talking about the Montenegrin people and just how tough and wild they are. One of the only people to never be fully conquered. Chris’ daughters are in the room while they pod—so it gets wild. Support our sponsors: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at https://RocketMoney.com/HYENAS Upgrade your denim game with Rag & Bone!. Get 20% off sitewide with code HYENAS at https://www.rag-bone.com #ragandbonepod Head to https://FactorMeals.com/h...
Jan 29, 2026•1 hr 6 min
This week on History Hyenas, Chris and Yanni break down the legendary affairs of JFK and stack them up against Bill Clinton—two commanders-in-chief who could NOT keep it in their pants. John F. Kennedy wasn’t just running the free world, he was running through it. From White House secretaries to a mob boss’s girlfriend to even the wife of a foreign head of state, JFK’s sexual appetite knew no limits—and he risked it all while sitting in the Oval Office. The Hyenas compare JFK’s reckless behavior...
Jan 22, 2026•1 hr 18 min
Robert E. Lee was one of the greatest military commanders in American history—but did his brilliance come at the cost of moral courage? On this episode of History Hyenas , we break down Lee’s battlefield genius, Civil War strategy, and why he chose loyalty to Virginia over standing against slavery. Was Robert E. Lee a tragic figure, a tactical legend, or a man who failed the ultimate moral test? Support our sponsors: Go to https://Quince.com/hyenas for free shipping on your order and 365-day ret...
Jan 15, 2026•1 hr 23 min
The boys are back with a banger. In this first episode of 2026, Chris and Yanni take a look at Simon Bolivar, Arguably the most influential figure in the history of South America . They also discuss the current state of Venezuela in the aftermath of the arrest and capture of Nicolas Maduro with Peabody award winning journalist and Venezualan native Marian Atencio. Support our sponsors: Grab Huel today in your local Target, or get my exclusive offer of 20% OFF the High Protein Starter Kit online ...
Jan 08, 2026•1 hr 28 min
Irish comedian Shane Todd swings by the studio to discuss the "Troubles" in Northern Ireland, the history of the Emerald Isle, and a drunk Chrissy stumbling through the streets of Belfast with a giant sack of Mcdonald's. Enjoy this fun bonus episode from March 2025. Get accses to our full library of bonus content and new weekly bonus episodes at: https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ #comedy #Podcast #History Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy w...
Jan 01, 2026•52 min
It's the last episode of the year and boy is it a whopper. The Boys find a new matriarchy in nature - Ants! they get into the wild existence of the queen and her colony. Then, the event we've all been waiting for, The Pseudo Penis of the year. That's right, Chris and Yanni, along with a few special guests calling in, pick the best Patreon name of 2025! Enjoy! Support our sponsors: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to https://RocketMone...
Dec 25, 2025•1 hr 46 min
Actor, musician and most importantly legendary Hollywood cocksman John Stamos swings by the studio to discuss his epic run in entertainment. The boys have a blast chopping it up with John Stamos. Get comfy, light some candles, and pull the screen close cause this one is hot. Support our sponsors: 🌏 Get exclusive NordVPN deal here ➵ https://NordVPN.com/hyenas It’s risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee!✌ Get 15% OFF your entire order with code HYENAS at https://Manscaped.com Get 10% o...
Dec 18, 2025•1 hr 26 min
The mentalist Oz Pearlman comes into the studio and leaves the boys completely baffled, befuddled, and whatever other “B” word you can think of. Tune in to watch Oz guess somethings that Yannis & Chris could only know. Seriously, how does he do it? Buckle up, because this is a fun ride. Support our sponsors: Go to https://buyraycon.com/HYENASOPEN to save on Raycon audio products sitewide. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, ...
Dec 11, 2025•1 hr 13 min
Yanni and Chris take a voyage through the mirky waters of Medicaid fraud. The boys discover an audacious scheme in little Somalia (aka Minnesota). Get your flares out and put your life preservers on cause this ship is about to get boarded. Support our sponsors: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to https://RocketMoney.com/HYENAS today. Find your forever cookware @hexclad visit https://hexclad.com! #hexcladpartner Shop Mint Unlimited Pla...
Dec 04, 2025•1 hr 18 min
Chris and Yanni take a look back at what really happened at the first Thanksgiving and meet some of the wild characters involved. Then the boys take turns saying what they are thankful for. Loosen your belt, unbutton your pants, and come along for a fun ride. Support our sponsors: Upgrade your denim game with Rag & Bone! Enjoy 25% off sitewide during their biggest sale of the year, November 23rd through December 1st (a few exclusions apply). Plus, stack our exclusive code HYENAS for even mor...
Nov 27, 2025•1 hr 18 min
Chris and Yannis go BALLS DEEP into the wild modern history of China—where ancient dynasties meet Communist chaos and daddy issues shape geopolitics. Strap in and strap on as the boys break down the rise of the CCP, the bloody changing of the guard, and how a young Xi Jinping went from the son of a top official… to a kid watching the Party purge his father, destroy his family, and send him to the countryside to shovel literal Communist doo-doo. But here’s the hyena twist: Instead of rejecting th...
Nov 20, 2025•1 hr 13 min
The Rat Pack era was absolutely bonkers. These guys could never get away with what they pulled off back then. They drank, partied, womanized, and tore it up like legends. The boys take you through how the Rat Pack formed, the behind-the-scenes drama between the members, and why—when Frank Sinatra called—you better pick up. Support our sponsors: Head to https://DRINKAG1.com/HYENAS to get a FREE Welcome Kit with an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3 plus K2, when you first subscribe! To...
Nov 13, 2025•1 hr 17 min
Let’s take a wild trip down to Venezuela — from the discovery of its oil, to the rise of socialism, Chávez, Maduro, and the full-blown dumpster fire it’s become. We break down how one of the richest countries on earth turned into chaos, why Maduro and Trump are scrapping, and whether El Presidente is basically a cartel intern. What’s next for “Genezuela”? Only one way to find out: let the boys take you through the madness, the history, and the hyena-crying hilarity. Support our sponsors: Get the...
Nov 06, 2025•1 hr 15 min
The Hyenas come in hot with tons of off-the-beam riffing before diving into a wild text thread reading. Things take a turn into Project Gateway, and finally New York City takes center stage as the nation’s focus shifts with socialism on the horizon. The boys break it all down like only they can. Support our sponsors: Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/HYENAS. Application times may vary. Rates may va...
Oct 30, 2025•1 hr 13 min
