Hippojuice Highlights 2/26/2020: – John and Frozen Asian are having troubles with the dating scene but are still crushing puss – Pastor Royce gives up feeding his wife for lent – We just realized the Appliance Direct guy has a glass eye and he should sell a washing machine to the My Pillow guy
Hippojuice Highlights 2/19/2020: – Star studded cast with guests Mersh and Cousin Dan replacing Joel – So what’s up with the XFL these days? – John still can’t find a girl on Christian Mingle, but he does have birds on his decorative plates – What is the oldest internet meme? – We need the internet […]
Hippojuice Highlights 2/12/2020: – Pastor Royce is a big fan of ChristianDingle.com to convert people to Christianity – 59 cums per man is needed to test and see if semen is a solution to the Coronavirus outbreak – We finish watching the ET show that Royce started on today’s Daywave with Joel – Royce has way too […]
Hippojuice Highlights 2/5/2020: – How hot was that Super Bowl halftime show, amiright? – John admits to having a terrible secret girlfriend for 6 months – John apologizes for the Coronavirus lime jokes – Joel gets a sexy new sound drop
Hippojuice Highlights 1/8/2020: – John got a flat tire on his new car just after his birthday – Joe Coletta calls in from a Jet Ski and we make fun of him immediately – Royce and Marie visit stupid historical sites like Bok Tower– -We’re opening a donut shop called Moose Ass next to Taco […]
Hippojuice Highlights 12/4/19: – YouTube is going to take down channels on December 10th and no one is safe – Best Christmas Movie of all time? – Can you cook a turkey in the microwave? – What kind of old-timey old drinks and milks are you into all of a sudden?
Hippojuice Highlights 11/13/19: – Joel likes a 15-minute Netflix show called Explained and we want to explain the show in various lengths of time – Narwhal was born with a tail in the middle of his forehead and he is a good boy – John Legend is now the sexiest man alive 2019 but where […]
Hippojuice Highlights 10/30/19: – Royce and Marie’s computer monitor caught on FIRE, but they’re fine – Joel almost shot Kelsey over a mouse, but they’re fine – John’s about to do a Rocky marathon in Philly and we need a montage, but he’s fine – Royce and Marie visited Mitch and Sherri in Minnesota, but […]
Hippojuice Highlights 10/2/19: – Royce and Marie have been going to the Eat to the Beat Concert Series at Epcot and have seen Smash Mouth, Post Modern Jukebox, and Sugar Ray – Royce and Marie also did the Smuggler’s Run ride in Disney’s Hollywood Studios – What is the appropriate age to give kids a […]
Hippojuice Highlights 9/4/19: – Jordan Peterson’s voice was used to make things the Street Fighter Guile speech and Jesus Christ is my Nigga rap and he’s not happy about it – Royce and Marie went to Vancouver and did it all, and I meant it all, in only 9 days – Zach Anner called in […]
Hippojuice Highlights 8/21/19: – Orange Juice is the best juice: change our minds – Turn around, Spiderman: The Musical – New game: ruin people’s nights at bars that have jukebox apps – When did The Simpsons jump the Shark, and what’s the best episode?
Hippojuice Highlights 7/31/19: – We get walked through a day in the life of Joe Coletta filled with Pearl Jam alarms, hard boiled eggs, frozen white castle lunches followed by sensible dinners. – Then we get a day in the life of Mitch and Sherri who get up early, cook delicious food for breakfast, lunch […]
Hippojuice Highlights 6/26/19: – Royce and Marie went to see a Reel Big Fish concert and Nerf Herder and Bowling for Soup opened up – Who is the sexiest of the Seven Dwarfs? – There are some sort of monkey priests in Colombia spraying holy water all over the town – A High school student […]
Hippojuice Highlights 5/29/19: – Guest star cousin Joe Coletta is now in a 5 month relationship and he needs to front lash her – Louie C.K. is still funny and not apologizing for who he is – Venezuelan criminals can’t afford to steal bullets – I Choo Choo Choose you Simpsons memes help Hazel Chu […]
Hippojuice Highlights 3/27/19: – Joel had pancreatitis but he’s OK now after some IV’s and drugs – Joel is also now technically married though a local bank for insurance reasons – We play a Pastor Royce animated clip from a phone call about extending a car warranty – Bulletball is the new craze of inclusion […]
– Mic talk – Multiple personality disorder
Hippojuice Highlights 3/6/19: – We play the last Game of Thrones trailer ever – The God entered my body, like a body, as the same size as a body guy is really annoying – R. Kelly is blaming us for his actions before he got arrested
Hippojuice Highlights 1/30/19: – Mitch is already used to -30 degree weather but we have questions – Pastor Royce comes up with a new summer camp idea and calls into Bonnie Mercado’s show with Brother Dutch – Royce breaks down why the newest Star Wars movie and why it was terrible – Joel wants to […]
Hippojuice Highlights 1/23/19: – Jablinski games with Jack Black is not what’s up on the YouTubes, it’s Rablinski Games with Royce Lopez! – We talk about our favorite drinking games like ring hook, corn hole, horseshoes, and beersbee – Pastor Royce prank calls a hotline selling stuff to people 55 and older – The Oscar […]
Hippojuice Highlights 1/16/19: – The Renewed Mind Is the Key- Pastor Royce is going to Manager this hot new band – Who’s side are you on with the fast food catering thing Trump did? – We read silly names of British food because they eat silly things – Man injects his own semen into his […]
Hippojuice Highlights 1/9/2019: – Happy 2019 guys #NewYearNewMe – We tell Christmas Stories. Mitch has been sick, and Royce tries to understand what Christmas movies are good for kids – Can you, and should you, watch TV while on your phone? – Does your life need more chalk? You might need chalk.
Hippojuice Highlights 12/12/18: – John had his nipples tattooed but he has to go back to fill them in – We get a prank call from Dusty Bogan and Royce plays his Pastor Royce prank call to Bonnie Mercado – Old Bay Sues New Bae but it’s not about the Miss Bumbum competition
Hippojuice Highlights 12/5/18: – We get a listener named Cobra Commander to call in and talk about comics from Frank Miller and Stan Lee (RIP) – #WLTBMTY – ChristianAdamG sings All My N*ggas Gay and we break down the meaning – Tumblr’s porn-detecting AI has one job and it’s doing it badly. #TooSexyforTumblr– Pastor Royce […]
Hippojuice Highlights 11/14/18: – Dutch’s state of Colorado finally voted out slavery – Brena Snipes is ruining an election more than the dead guy Dennis Hof who won in Arizona – The IRS scammers call a police officer and a guy who’s sole purpose is to waste their time – The men complain about how […]
Hippojuice Highlights 10/31/18: – Joel hands out corporate chachkies to trick or treaters and he’s holding a wireless microphone throughout the show. Happy Halloween – We watch the Night of the Living Dead (1968) together live and review the movie – Watch It on YouTube:
