We asked Tukutz why he dissed our podcast: FULL ENGLISH INTERVIEW | Hey Tablo Ep. 15

Welcome to Hey Tableau. Today we have our first and possibly last guest. Hey Tableau From wishing nothing but the worst for our podcast and praying on our downfall to begging.

Hi!Hello!Nice to meet you.HeyTablo subscribers!

What's with the outfit?

Stem for

Why the fuck did you wear that?

I don't know.

Why are you copying my glasses? Why are you copying everything I do? Where'd you get those glasses?

ギャラリーサイロー

From hearts.

Yeah.

Basically the same style as mine. I bought this first. When did you buy this?

One month is oh.

One month ago? I bought this more than a year ago. You copied me.

디퍼런트 모델 새끼야

Anyways, thank you for uh being our first guest.

Hate tableau.

Uh we would like to begin uh with because our fans might not know you. Uh please introduce yourself.

Hi, I'm Justin from EpiCase, also known as DJ Tokas from EpiKai. 김정식

How many kids do you have? Two kids? Uh

Yeah, I have two kids and one wife.

Kenya? Yes. Just just making sure of the numbers. Okay. Uh we would like to begin with um your birth. So when were you born?

Oh nineteen eighty one.

Where where were you born?

풍납동? 송파?

Oh, okay. What was your childhood like? Like did you get into a lot of trouble or was it like were you like the cute one in the family?

When I was kids, very gloomy.

I mean,

so many 불평불만

Purpyang Purman is a lot of complaining. Yeah. Yeah. What why? Why did you complain so much? Or did they complain like was it you complaining or were was it your family complaining to have you as a child?

Post.

Yeah. Did you get into a lot of trouble as a kid? Did you get beat up a lot? Did you have a lot of friends?

I don't like France.

That's uh very gloomy childhood. Okay, so now we move on.

What the fu-

Wow. When did you realize that you're you wanna do music? Do you remember when w like how old you were at the time?

Maybe eight.

18? You're 18? Yeah. Was there a a reason like you fell into

When I was a high school kid

Uh yeah, this is a podcast. So you have boy? Okay, you were b boying. You you can't just start dancing. It it's an also an audio podcast.

Some someday. Uh watch the AFK in, you know?

Uh the American uh channel in Korea.

Peaky Peaky!

On on TV. Yeah. Okay. To uh let the fans outside of Korea know what AFK N was. It was a military run, like US military run uh TV channel and they would have like American shows. So kids growing up in Korea that were into like American culture or international culture would like tune into that channel. So you saw you saw DJ?

Ja, och då... That is

What you wanna do. What?

저거 돈 내겠는데?

You thought that that makes a lot of money? There's so many other things that make way more money. Why why would you think that that

So typical to what? Speaking English.

No, your English is really good. Your written English is really good. Like when you text and email, it's very good.

Hundred percent perfect. Yeah. Because I used AI.

No, but your Engl your speaking English is pretty good too. Thank you. But like why did you think that DJs would make a lot of money? Because when you were watching uh that channel, I'm sure there were like other professions that were clearly like more lucrative than Why would you think that DJs make the most amount of money? Back in those times. We didn't like But you just thought that...

That's fair. Just fair.

Like this is gonna make money.

I don't want to talk about the music

Why? You're a musician.

You're boring.

Okay, okay, then we're gonna move on. We're gonna skip ahead. When did you realize that you wanted to become a YouTuber?

Specific reason no

Really? Yeah. And then you realize that YouTubers can make money.

Yes.

I see. Time for icebreaker.

Ice breaking.

Before we continue with uh Tu Cut's amazing life story. We will have an icebreaker game. We're gonna play top fives.

Poor as the gomp?

Forrest Comp. Okay. Good movie. Great movie.

Cast away?

So Forrest come fifth? Yeah.

あ、な、な、な

Yeah.

Ah rang. Okay, number five is castaway.

Number five, castaway. Terminal also starring Tom Hanks, yeah. Number three.

Saving private Ryan and two is poor Stagon. Starting

I said top five movies, not top five Tom Hanks movies.

I love Tom Hanks. My favorite actor.

Okay.

And number one is uh Wolf Power Wars three.

Which is not starring Tom Hanks. Why would you chose four movies starring Tom Hanks. Mm-hmm. Because he's your favorite actor, but your number one pick does not have Tom Hanks in it at all.

Number one. We four words we're still. Okay.

You always get mad when Mithra and I like make jokes about you only caring about money and you being money hungry and being like very...

한국만 하지 말라니

This is an all English podcast.

Okay.

But you always say things that perpetuate that stereotype. So you're you're not doing anything to help your case. You Hate when we say you love money, but you always say you love money. So people think you love money. And then you get mad that people think you love money because we say you love money, but it's you that you are the reason people think that you love money.

When I say about the money, 마이 어피니언

So, so what you're saying is.

내로남불

What you're saying is I can say something that is word for word exactly the same as what you said. But if I say it, you hate it. Yeah. So you hate me, basically. Oh yeah. Okay, we'll get back to uh why he hates me so much. Um, because I've gotta say I hate him too. But uh we'll get back to that after a little more of this top five icebreaking session. Top five.

Uh number five. Guns jumps stable.

Guns, germs, steel? How do you know that book? That book was written by a Stanford professor. It's a history book. How do you know a book? How do you know books?

I like that book!

Did you r really read it? How many pages did you read?

Did you read the whole thing?

Nope. Okay.

Uh Oh oh I thought that you meant thickness of the book.

아니야 이만 이 정도 봐봐 이 정도

Oh, you meant like like paragraph of the like he m read this much of the page. Oh, okay, okay. I thought you meant the thickness because I was like the book is about this thick. I mean, that means you read the whole thing. Okay. Uh was there any anything in there that like you want you recommend to our our subscribers? Like any part of it that was profound or like insightful or that you thought

총준쇠?

Oh, so the paragraph you read. Okay, okay. Yeah. He recommends he recommends the first paragraph of

I recommend

Yeah.

베리 굿 내용

All right. Very good nail, he says. Very good nail. Number four?

Number four is um secret?

Secret. Okay. Okay. Number three?

If it's if those two books are the only books you read, it's okay. I didn't read that book. Shut up. Do you have to work that? So two sentences. You have to go like this, okay? So you mean two sentences, right? Yeah.

Okay, okay. This point.

okay number number two Number two. Now you're he now he's running out of options. He's gonna start busting up the Bible.

권력을 경영하는

Forty eight Laws of Power. Yeah. Robert Green. Okay. So that's number two and number okay number one the number one best book. Two Cut's favorite book ever.

없는 것 같아

Oh the book that we bought? Yeah. While shooting YouTube? Yeah. What was that book that you bought? The Harvard. Yeah. Harvard something. All right. Five great book recommendations. All right. Uh okay.

It's okay.

Top five best rappers that are alive.

Number five

Snoop Dogg. Great start. Okay?

Number four is

Nice. Okay.

Amen.

M and M, okay.

Number two

What? No Tupac?

Number five is

No, no, no, no, no. Okay. We move on. DJ Two Cuts has no DJ Tukas has no Tupac in his top five.

투파가 없으면 안 되는 거야?

And also like you don't have any of like any more recent rappers. Like I see all like I see you stopped listening to music in like two thousand two. Like there's no Kendrick? No Kendrick. Okay, cool.

I like J. Cole, Kendrick, Motrebiska, Asa Rocky.

Okay. Name the okay. What's the name of ASAP Rocky's recent album that just came out? Yeah, it came out like a couple months ago. I even sent you the music video. You just said you love ASAP Rocky. So what was his long overdue comeback album?

A is a rocky a wire photonite?

That was like early two thousands.

I don't remember the

I can't believe you d know the name. ASAP Rocky's, no, not the song, the album name is perfect for you. It's don't be dumb.

멍청해지지 말라.

The album's name is Don't Be Dumb.

Thank you.

All right, moving on. I'm I'm always hungry. That's why I'm like that's why I keep working hard, like Okay, top five K-pop groups of all time. Oh, if you fuck this up.

I must start ranking.

ok let me tell you again let me say it again DJ Two Cuts Top five K-pop groups ever. Definitive list. Anyone not on this list. Anyone not on this list is not even considered an artist by DJ Tukats, basically. Top five.

Five.

Number five.

Ibu. Four seventeen?

Okay.

Number two is Big Bang.

Okay.

Number one You know.

I don't know. This is your list. I have nothing to do with this list. Yeah. Well you left out a lot of groups. You left out so many groups. No, no, no, you can't you can't change it now. DJ Tukuts made his top five list. I don't wanna hurt you or like ruin your career. You're you're our guest. So we love you.

I don't give a fuck.

Oh really? Okay, then the next top five should be easy. Top five BTS members. You said you don't give a fuck. Hey Tableau does not endorse or agree with or align itself with anything TuCut says today.

Is this ribal?

Okay, we'll we will continue with uh ice breaking.

Ice is breaking.

In a in a in a little while. Before we continue with the top fives, uh we will go back to Tukats' life a little Why are you so angry all the time?

I'm not angry. I'm happy.

Really?

Every time I'm happy.

You look angry though.

점점

If you smile more, it'll go up. Like yeah, yeah, yeah, good, good. Smile, smile. Show teeth. Show your teeth. Yeah. That's right

I'm happy.

You have a temple? Do you always have a temple?

Last heal?

What do you mean? You bought it? No, but you never had a dimple. Why'd you when'd you get a dimple?

You never sing because I don't 웃어.

You don't smile. You know that Usa is smile. No, it's not difficult. Your English is very good. I'm actually surprised. If it was Mithra he'd be like ha He'd be like he'd be like hamburger, pasta, food, tacos, pop, pizza.

한식

Okay. Uh Th these questions are from our team and uh some of the younger staff uh want to know. They say that you seem very um confident. And they want to know for people that want to be confident, how to become as confident as DJ2 Guts.

I cannot advise. If you don't have a competent, Already happened. Poorly competent acting right.

If you act like

Yeah, if you act right. And naturally you have competition.

Oh it's oh let me teach you a phrase. Fake it till you make it.

Yeah.

Fake it till you make it.

Acting making Thank you.

Okay, okay. Some say fake it till you make it. Tuka says acting, making, baking. It's good. I like it. I like it. Okay.

자신감이 존나 있는 사람처럼 행동하세요 그럼 자신감이 있어집니다

자신감이 있는 사람처럼 생동하라고? Damn you can't speak Korean

행동하세요.

Your Korean is just as bad as your English.

有的那個

All right. Uh here's another question. Uh this is from our team. They were very curious. Um, how's your silver investment going?

Oh fucked.

Ha ha ha.

Global finance market is so weird now.

How how bad is it? Like are you like is it really bad? It's okay buddy. Fake it. Make it bake it. Bake it. You can do it, buddy. I'm su I'm sure there's a lot of um listeners out there right now that have also bought gold or silver uh at the top. So You can't just give people financial advice and tell them to buy so you can sell to them.

전세계 은 매수자들아 나에게 힘을

He's he's trying to make you buy silver so he can sell to you. Do not buy silver. Do not none of this is financial advice. Okay. None of us are qualified to give financial advice. Okay. We're not financial advisors. Any investment you make is uh on you. All right, back to Icebreaker's top fives. Top 5 DJ Tukut's Best Beat Band top five in your opinion.

Number five, insult.

From the uh Sleepless Album. That was the first album that we made after uh we went independent again. So it was a very meaningful album. uh and the it was the f first real track, right? There's an intro and then it goes to In Soul and Two Cuts made that beat. Okay, number five, InSol.

Number four is people scared me. 난 사람이 제일 못

People scare me. Yeah. The first song on We've Done Something Wonderful. Yes.

Yeah.

Uh, which was a great, great, great track. Uh of course, uh you know, both of these songs that he mentioned were highly elevated by the fact that, you know, I'm rapping on'em. I also made the hooks, so you know, I mean

Number three is Encore.

Encore. Uh the first song on the uh shoebox.

Yes. Shame.

Okay, number two. Oh, born hater, no doubt. Born Hater, no doubt. It was your best track. We almost erased that song because Two Cuts for some reason thought that, you know, the song, like that the beat was whack. And he had it in his uh trash can, like on his desktop. And I uh went through his uh trash and I dug it out, like digging gold out of the earth. Or silver in your case, I revived it.

He's rhyme.

Of course I was the one who told him to erase it at first. I don't remember, but apparently uh I might have been drunk. He played it for me and I said it's wow. Delete that shit and I guess he deleted it and then uh like a week later he played it again and I was like, This is dope, why'd you delete this? You fucking told me to delete it. Best beat of your life, I think. What could be number one? What could be better than Born Hater? I can't believe this guy's our DJ. Like he probably

Here comes the regret.

Here comes the regrets is uh number one. Uh funny story about this. Uh the song was first picked up by um Kanye. Kanye wanted to use it on his uh Life of Pablo Album. So he took the beat and two cuts was like 김칫국 맛이다

No, no, no. Okej på.

It's like uh when you pop champagne before you actually win the award. So it's like it's like when you're like ah but you didn't win. Uh so he thought that Kanye was gonna use it because he they they Kanye actually did take the beat and he was like I wanna use this. So Tukats like told a lot of people. He told a lot of people that this was happening and he was like ready to fucking leave at Picture.

Mm I'm I'm okay.

I'm a I'm actually glad that that didn't happen. Because I feel like if it happened and you started like working in the US and you started like making, you know, more money, you'd have bought more silver. Um Also like I I don't think you would have done Epic High. You would have probably abandoned us, right? Really? If you win the lottery, are you gonna s stay with Epicai? Yeah.

Sure. Absolutely. Why?

To to make us feel worthless. If you win the lottery, how much are you gonna give me?

Why?

If I win the lottery, I'm gonna give you at least at least UN Mithra at least 15%.

Not bad.

Keep you guys like quiet from telling everyone.

1% more than missing.

You sir. And if you win. Same, same. buddy. Thank you. That brings us to uh Top five Tableau's best beats in your opinion?

출처

Uh okay, number five, Trace. I think it was the Trace. Mm-hmm. Uh a lot of people think that you made that beat.

That point.

Because it says Scratch by DJ Two Cuts. Usually you don't credit uh Scratch like a featuring artist, but I did it because it was two cuts. It's like my team, right? But I made that beat completely by myself. Like two cuts wasn't even there when I made it. And the thing is When people mistake that as two cuts to speed, he doesn't correct them. Like any song of mine that people are like

역시

She two cuts beats are dope, right? During an interview, I'll be like, but I may I made that beat. He will not correct him. He'll he'll just sit there pretending he didn't hear it. Why do you do that?

I don't have my 주변.

What the fuck?

땜으로 주는 거지 뭐. 나한테 좋은 일인데.

He just said that.

No, I didn't make that bit!

He said he's not gonna correct him because it it works out for him anyways. Okay, number four, best tableau beat in Tukat's opinion. Burge Khalifa. Also another beat that a lot of people think Tukats made. I made it entirely by myself.

없는거 같아

What? Are you fucking kidding me?

Yeah.

Ha ha.

어! 아모르파티!

Okay, Amur Fatih, number three. Why? Why are you looking shocked? Did you think he made it? He's incapable of making a beat like that.

Yeah.

Okay, I yeah, I made flow. Okay. From the fourth album. And number one, wow, he's really struggling. He's really struggling here. This fucking guy. He's going through his phone right now to see what songs we have.

Ailbert.

Oh airbag, okay.

I I love the bit.

Really? You never told me. For fifteen years he's never told You're telling me for the first time. Thank you. I'm gonna say my top three two cut speeds. Oh yeah. I think antihero because two cuts and I made it together. Mm-hmm. Uh we made half half. Half pepper.

Yeah.

There's a lot of half half beats that we made. We made anti hero together, we made uh Late checkout K-drama We made no thank you together. Lei Chaco Chaka was me. See, I told you. He just literally said that my beat was made by him.

Hey drum.

He literally just said it on video. Uh we made Michelin Cypher together and we also made uh the song that I just mentioned right now that uh What did I just say right before? What the fuck did I just say? I think the beats that we make together are really good.

Yeah.

What are your top five Nithra Jinn beats?

Nothing. 랩이나 잘하면 다행이지

He just said stick to rapping, work on that shit first. Oh my god. Okay. Uh top five words to describe Mithra Jinn.

Describe Ms. Ajin

Yeah. Okay. Sleeping.

Eating.

Ha ha ha.

Yeah. Yeah. 이 새끼 영어로도 웃겨 This guy's funny!

What was the problem?

I've never I've never seen anybody who's only bilingual in f being funny. Okay, shitting and Ha ha. In a good way. Yeah. In a positive way. Yeah. Yeah. Like He's like an animal on stage. He's like he's like the Wolverine. So like yeah, it's very ching chan.

Male instinct and human.

Very, very instinctive. He's a very instinctive artist, yeah. All right. What do you enjoy more? Being a producer or being a YouTuber? Really?

Much more better.

So many high schoolers out there like crying right now. They're like hurt. It makes you hurt.

매우 힘들어. 너무 힘들어.

내가 더 가슴 아프다고 음악 만들면

More than you guys.

창작의 고통. It's the go to the changjak, bro. What do you like to do in your free time? Like when you're when we're not uh performing or shooting stuff, like what do you do?

I spent the time with family.

Well yeah, I know, but like specifically, what do you do? Like what do you like doing with your family? What? You read books? Yeah. No you don't.

숙제 도와줘 숙제 물리수거?

Okay, like recycling. Okay.

Cleaning. Okay. Cleaning house.

To be honest, it sounds a lot like um mithras eating shitting. It sounds just like that. Tukuts as a dad. That's two cuts as a husband. W what we wanna know, what our subscribers and our fans wanna know is Kim Jong Shik, the man.

You hey Tablo is so boring.

What the fuck? My channel's doing great right now. What are you talking about? We have two, three videos over 200k. You know how you know how big of a deal that is in like podcasting? Because a lot of people listen to the audio. 200k for a for a podcast, like a full video, is like 2 million in normal YouTube video.

헤이터블로의 무궁한 발전을 기원합니다!

No, seriously, we're doing okay. Like you keep making fun of me.

얼마 벌었어?

I think because it makes more in five minutes. than we do in five months. I swear to God. Like seriously.

피 넘겼어?

No, we paid for one mic, but w that's why you have this. So we're like a non profit.

에피카세로 돈 벌고 헤이터블로 봉사

He just said that um whatever I make with Epicaz I'm just giving away on Hey Tableau. And you know what? He's not totally wrong. Let's go back to top five.

Oh yeah.

Top five things you want to buy right now or get as a gift.

including you and you and you

Some beautiful moments. Well, I'm glad I didn't say why I asked this question before he answered. Okay, what's the second? Fourth? Number four.

Hearts of my p family.

Health of his family is number four. Okay, number three.

One billion dollar.

Ha ha ha.

What? Health of my family. One billion dollars.

원 빌리언 달러면 헬스 오브 패밀리, 헬스, 마이 클로스트 플랜 다 잃을 수 있어.

Okay, number two.

Number two is 10 billion.

Ha ha ha ha. That's eleven billion dollars so far.

I can buy more happy.

So you want a hundred and eleven billion dollars.

Ten times better than two, number two.

That is true. That is true. I asked him what he wants for like his birthday or Christmas because I think he wants h our fans to know.

What he wants.

They already know. What the fuck? Whoa.

When we were doing our like third album or fourth album, so all our fans. kept like gifting us like thoughtful gifts like notebook With pens so that we can write lyrics. If we ever said in an interview that we like strawberry milk or banana milk, they'll buy us like a lot of banana milk. And we kept telling them, You don't have to give us gifts. And they kept giving us like gifts like that. So one day I guess two cuts was like

하나도 안 봤어 못 봤어 아니 받으려고 올린거 아니야

Yeah, yeah, I I I I explained. Like he he didn't w he didn't want we didn't want fans to buy us gifts, but but they kept buying us like strawberry milk and notebooks anyways. So we're like he he also posted like a m like a like an Apple laptop With no explanation. He just he just was And this at this one time.

키스는 안되지

Top five things you hate about Tableau

It's okay. He talks too much. It's the same situation.

Uh me he doesn't like the fact that I repeat the same stories. Ready?

He repeats the story. The hair designer and makeup designer and hair designers a step and hair designer's step two. So you have

Okay, okay, okay.

Stylist and stylist is the wife? On the stage! Eight times same

Okay, so Tukut hates that I talk a lot, but Specifically, I repeat stories uh because I tell everyone I meet one by one the same story of what happened to me in the morning or something. He he hates that I repeat it. But here's the funny thing. This guy has repeated what he just said, that he hates that I repeat stories. He's repeated this at least twelve times.

Number four. So four had it?

You hate my forehead?

Actually I love your poor head, but you don't

Li Biu, I don't I don't like my Chunggu forehead. Yeah. Because you c once called me a unicorn. Because I have like a changu forehead. I have like a protruded forehead.

No, no, unique.

He called me a fucking unicorn. See? Case in point. He once brought a picture of a beluga. And showed it to me. And I was like, why are you showing me this? Just for the way I was born. Okay, number three.

밥 남기는 거

In English, please.

남겨밥

밥 남겨가 남겨밥이 되면 영어가 되는거야

김정식! 정식식게!

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Remaining ph

I don't have kebab

밖에서 존나 많던데 뭐

Yeah, because you fucking said that hurry up, like you wanna fucking start.

먹으면서 해.

Okay, number two.

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Isn't that what friends are for? You hustle on to me all the time, too. Number one.

June 28th with

you. This guy actually speaks better English than he's doing right now. He he like when he's like in in the States having to do things he speaks actually pretty good English. He speaks like this. Hello sir. Hello sir. Could it could I get a a bottle of water?

Thank you for listening my first podcast.

Ha ha ha.

Buying a cable

Yeah.

매수 버튼 클릭 클릭 바이 바이 바이

Pray, pray, pray. Bye, bye, bye. Pray, pray, pray.

Bye bye.

Hitablo!