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¶ Major snubs this year
Hey Tableau. Welcome to Hey Tableau. I'm about to predict the future. When the Oscars actually air on March 15th, you will come back to this video and comment. Damn, Tableau was right. Again, I've seen most of the movies that are nominated. I didn't watch them because they were nominated. I watched them and the movies that I watched happened to get nominated.
¶ Best Supporting Actor
So I have taste. If you're betting on this stuff, which a lot of people are doing now, you guys know about prediction markets, right? People are crazy. They're they're betting on the wildest thing. They're betting on like whether a public figure will say a certain word during a news broadcast. I swear to God. It's just insane to me. I don't want to get into it. But what I'm saying is a lot of people are voting on the Oscars or We're not gonna do that. We're not doing anything like gambling.
Gambly. What we are doing is putting the future of Hey Tableau, the whole podcast on the line. Let's go. Uh, before that, the major snubs this year, the legend, director Pak Chan. Amazing film. What's your sopha did not get nominated. Uh shocking, to be honest. I've seen the movie. I definitely feel like it should have been nominated for at least one Anyways, best actor and best actress are kinda important, so I'll leave those for later and start with best supporting actors.
Best supporting actor, oh wow. I do not wanna be one of these actors trying to win. What is happening this year? This category is stacked. Benicio del Toro, one battle after another, amazing. Basically, the best friend every guy dreams about. Delroy Lindo for Sinners. For people who don't know who this is, he's been around for a long time and he's in a lot of my favorite films. And I have a soft spot for anyone that's like
Making a comeback. I I saw some posts when he got nominated and like he was You know the the genuine happiness like when someone didn't expect it at all and they're like oh my god like the world is recognizing me after all this I have a soft spot for the movie sinners and also for for this actor. And I want him to win, but I need to predict with 100% accuracy because I'm about to lose my channel if I don't get it right, 50%.
Of the time, right? Uh Jacob Lordy for Frankenstein, which I think is ridiculous because he should be in the best actor category. He was Frankenstein in a movie called Frankenstein. monster Frankenstein is the doctor. You're right. See? I actually knew that. But I forgot. Okay, everyone that that was watching, like, I'm gonna I'm gonna go on prediction markets and bet according to what Tableau's predictions are, is like fuck this guy.
Not this guy's about to lose his channel. That's right. He is not Frankenstein. But still he's in the movie like 90% of the time. Right, as soon as the body parts came together, he's in it the whole time. That scene where he's learning language and he's learning like what it means to be Human. Which is ironic because the whole point of the movie is that humans are the actual monsters.
But but that scene was so profound and poignant. Like I feel like just that scene alone could have been like a short film and would have won an Oscar. It was amazing. Sean Penn for one battle after another. the most fucking terrifying, unlikable character ever, but he played it so well that it's a character you you you hate to like. And you know a a good actor is at another level when he when he can play a villain in this way.
Amazing performance. Uh Stellan Skarsgard for Sentimental Value. Oh, I I think I pronounced it right, right? Okay. If I get some of these names wrong, don't get mad at me. People get my name wrong all the time. My name is S-E-O-N W O O N G. Pronounce it. Go for it. You guys take a shot at it. S-E-O-N-W-O-O-N-G. Take a shot at it. I'm sure there's people like driving right now, listening to the podcast, they're like, Sing wing.
¶ Best Supporting Actress
Is it like a swoon? Like a swoosh? I don't get mad when people mispronounce my name, so so you know, let me off the hook. Sun Wung Sung? Is it like a swoosh sung? Okay, I am gonna go with this is really hard. And apparently this is the most stacked category this year, right? I'm gonna go with Sean Penn. I want Delroy Lindo to win, but Sean Penn's presence in the film was so so grand. Like Benichcio's role, Sensei, that character was amazing too, but it it it it's much smaller. So I think
I think Sean Penn uh will win. I believe Sean Penn has dissed the Academy Awards a few times though. I just remembered. Like he basically said that he will never go to the Oscars. May maybe? Does that kind of matter? Best supporting actress Amy Madigan for weapons, L. Fanning for sentimental value, Inga for sentimental value. I'm just gonna call her Inga. That's her first. I'm not even gonna attempt uh
Keanu Taylor for one battle after another. Oh, she was amazing. You know, she's a she's like one of my favorite musicians. So when I saw this movie, I it was the first time I saw her in an acting role and I was like blown away. I was like Wait. She's good at music to that point and she's also good at acting to this point. This is like Oh my god. Why does God give certain people like all the talent? And not me. Okay. And uh one meeting.
Amy Madigan and Wep have you guys seen Weapons? It was like a big deal because it it I apparently like um Jordan Peel wanted to do this movie and he wanted the script, but he wasn't able to get it. And as a result, I don't know if this is a rumor or not, but he fired everyone in his team that was involved in getting this script. 'Cause he was so upset. So there was a lot of, you know, high hopes for the film. And I saw it and
To be honest, I was a little underwhelmed because I I was like, Jordan Peel wanted this so bad, it must be like fucking incredible, right? And it wasn't bad, but it wasn't like mind blowingly good. There is like a drugie in the movie. Like a guy who who's like addicted to something and He was hilarious. But Amy Madigan, as you can see from this picture, she plays the villain, like the horrific villain. But when she first appears, she appears like this. So I'm like, wait, is that like a
It's like a crazy crazier version of the Joker. And I kinda laugh.
¶ Best Animated Feature
So d this movie is weird because like it's a horror film, but like half the time you're kinda laughing. Uh Elle Fanning for Sentimental Value and Inga for Sentimental Value. Out of these two, I I would go with Inga. Oh, she played the uh younger sister in the main family and she played the younger sister so well. Like my wife has a younger sister and
When I watched the two of them interact, like it was like that. And I told her, I was like, Hej, it's like it's like you and your sister. There was this beautiful scene where they uh talk about their dad and then well the older sister starts crying because of all this trauma she has. And they're sitting together like
with their backs against the uh against the bed, right? And then they're sitting on the bed, like talking to each other. And my wife was like, if that was me and my sister, we'd be talking about what to order from Coupang Eats right now. Anyways, Tiana Taylor, Womimasaku. I'm gonna go with Ah, this is hard. Inga from Sentimental Value. Okay, moving on to best animated feature. I'm just gonna vote right away.
K-pop demon hunters. I mean, isn't it just obvious? I will say though, I was a little surprised that Chainsaw Man Mm-hmm. Didn't get a nomination. I feel like that was a snub. It's like an art film in a way. And I thought it would get a nomination over Zootopia Two.
¶ Best International Feature
I enjoyed Zootopia too. I'm sorry if you're a huge Zootopia fan. I am as well, but I I'm not sure that it's a it's It's a more Oscar-worthy film than like Chainsaw Man. But I'm going with K-pop Demon Hunters. It was the year of K-pop Demon Hunters. And if they make a K-pop Demon Hunters 2, if they're taking suggestions, I would like to suggest. Having like a K wrapper in the city.
I think it'll be hilarious. It can be like a comic relief character, but they need another Taja Boys. Um so I think maybe like a like a rap group would be good.
¶ Best Documentary Feature
And if you need I mean if if you insist I can I can do a couple songs and even you know some voice acting. Come on. Let's do this. K-pop demon hunters two. Chebar. Please. International feature. France, it was just an accident. Norway, sentimental value. Spain. Syrat. Brazil, the secret agent. Uh Wagner Murrah, I think, the the main actor. He was uh Pablo Escobar in Narcos. He's such a good actor. Brazil's having a huge mo moment right now in cinema.
¶ Best Live Action Short
They were always good, but like recently the the films that they've been putting out has like blown blows me away. They're so good. The voice of Hindraj Shab from Tunisia. Again, I'm going with sentimental value. It was actually seriously like one of the best films I saw this year. Best documentary feature. Uh does it matter what I think?
¶ Best Original Score
I mean I'm sure all of them were good. Right? I mean they're nominated for best documentary feature. Like doesn't matter? I'm gonna take a wild guess. Okay? And I'll probably be right. The perfect neighbor. Congratulations. I don't know anything about this movie or any of the other movies in this category. I j it just clicked. Yeah. Best live action short. Not gonna lie. I haven't seen any
So I'm gonna just uh go by the thumbnail again. I'm gonna go with two people exchanging saliva. This site hides the last word.
¶ Best Original Song
Okay. I clicked on it and then it popped up. Two people exchanging. Best original score. Okay. This I I don't even have to look at the uh nominees. If it's not sinners, I am gonna It might be me. I I'll be hurt by it is what I'm saying. It has to be Sinners. If Sinners doesn't win this category, I'm I'm fucking I'm gonna I'm gonna shut down my channel. I'm gonna shut down Epicase. Wait, wait. No, but I'm what you know what I'm saying? I'm willing to bet a million dollars
A million hard US dollars cash that Sinners wins best original score. I don't care who's in this category. I'm right. You're wrong. Sinners is winning. Best original song. Okay, uh Dear Me by Diane Warren. Golden K-pop demon hunters, Sinners I Lied to You. Oh wait. I did not know that Golden would be in this category.
¶ Best Costume Design
Damn. Oh, this is a tough one. Låt våren flytta in i alla dina rum, inne som ute. Vi har fyllt på med massor av nyheter och har just nu mängder med bra erbjudanden för hänts alla. Wait, I just I just did a whole rant about how Sinners has to win. But original score and original song is a different thing. And we gotta admit, Song of the Year was golden.
¶ Best Makeup & Hairstyling
But I really like I Lied to You. It was it was so beautiful. But I'm trying to predict, right? It's not about like what I what I feel Like our channel is on the line and now a million dollars. So I'm gonna go with Golden. I think Golden will win. But I'm giving original score to Simon. and placing a million dollars U S D.
On the line. Best costume design. Frankenstein. Oh wait. Sinners was good too. And Marty Supreme was Marty Supreme, the not just the costume design, but the whole like nineteen fifties New York. But what was amazing about the set design? Some movies that are period pieces, like you you can tell it's a little Fake that it's created, but
¶ Best Cinematography
Th the way they did the set design in Marty Supreme, it felt so lived in. It felt like people had had lived in this space. It it felt so real that I was like At points, I was confused how they shot. I was like, how is this a set? Because it it feels like there there were people living here for at least, you know, the last 20, 30 years or 50 years. But that's different from costumes. So I'm gonna go with Frankenstein.
Uh best makeup and hairstyling. Uh I'm gonna go with Smashing Machines, you know, it was good. Sinners, amazing. But Frankenstein, I mean Makeup? I heard Jacob Elordi like sat in makeup for like I don't know, like 40 hours or something. I'm just throwing out a number, but like some ungodly number of hours before he could like even go and shoot.
And he had to be in it like the whole time. Like you know how actors like spend most of the time like just waiting? They wait like fourteen hours before they can shoot, but they have to like be ready. But he's
¶ Best Film Editing
Not just, you know, being ready. He he's the only one that has to put on all that shit. And everyone else is just like, you know, eating Krispy Kreme and they don't care. But he can't get Krispy Kreme on his thing because he has to do that again. And so I'm going with Frankenstein. Best Cinematography. The nominees are Frankenstein, Marty Supreme, One Battle After Another, Sinners, and Train Dreams. All of these films had incredible cinematography.
Trained Dreams is the only movie here that I haven't seen. And uh I'm being honest, I I didn't watch this movie. I heard great things about it, but I also heard there's a lot of horses in this movie. Like a lot. Uh it's about sort of like the Wild West, right? I wanted to see it, but I literally searched like are there horses in train dreams? And they s i the answer was like crazy. It was like Uh the horses aren't just a backdrop in trigging.
They matter like the most. And I was like, okay, then I can't see it. So I'm sorry to train dreams and um the cinematographer, but I'm going with the uh I'm gonna go with Sinners. Sinners is leading. Okay, next category is best film editing. Some people might think, who cares about editing? I care. Editing is where the film is actually made. The director is only as great as the editing, as the edit. That's why some of the greatest directors have final cut.
They don't have the final shot. They have the final cut. That is like The biggest authority that a director can have, which is why editing is actually where the film is completed. So let's look at the nominees. Sinners, sentimental value, one battle after another, Marty Supreme, F1. F1? F1, wow, got nominated for an Oscar. It was a good movie. It was a really good movie.
I'm surprised because quite often uh blockbuster movies and just honestly enjoyable movies don't really get nominated for awards. for like big awards. I'm gonna be honest here. Sometimes a movie that's nominated for like a huge film festival award like Can or or like uh like an Oscar is like a huge turnoff for me. I will deliberately not watch a movie. Because quite often there are movies that are that feel like they were created to win an award. As opposed to entertaining like an audience.
And F one when you watch the movie, you can tell they didn't they didn't even Imagine getting nominated for an office. They were like, let's just, you know, provide as much fun as possible and sell sell some popcorn. And some of those movies are my favorite movies. I like movies that don't win awards, that don't get noticed by the academy and just are fun for, you know, families to see together. So you know what?
I'm gonna go with F1 on this. Marty Supreme, One Battle After Another, Sentimental Value, Sinners, all great movies, but I'm gonna go with F1. You know why? Because this is a win for people who just don't wanna think during a movie. Yes. Okay. This movie is the only one out of these five that I can watch with my members with Mithra and Two Cuts.
I saw Sinners with two cuts. Uh Haru and I saw it together and we took him. And um he liked it a lot. He liked it a lot, but we didn't really have much of a conversation afterwards. Like he's just like, I like it. Mithra and Two Cuts will probably die during the middle of sentimental value. Like Like they will literally expire. They'll be like, they'll be like, how long is this?
¶ Best Visual Effects
How many long shots of nature and a house are we gonna get? And they're like, Wait, this isn't in English? Like they can speak English. Like They're like, it's a foreign film? Like every movie on this list is a foreign film to you guys. What are you talking about? Marty Supreme, I think they'll like. But towards the middle they'll be like, What the fuck? I thought this was a movie about ping pong.
If you haven't seen Marty Supreme, you might think that this is like a sports movie, but it is not. It's a trick that the uh director uses. So this director was involved with Uncut Gems with Adam Sandler, which was a crazy movie. Like it is It's amazing. It's such a wild ride of a movie. And that's what Marty Supreme is. It tricks you into thinking that it's gonna be a movie about table tennis and it's gonna be like this, you know, like
champion or not sports movie, but it is not. They trick you with that and then immediately going to just Oh my gosh, like shoving you down a chute of anxiety. And it's it's actually really well edited. Maybe I should. No, I'm gonna go with F one. Best visual effects, Avatar, Fire and Ash. I have not seen a single Avatar after the first one. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't see every movie on earth. You like Avatar? Yeah, I saw the movie in four D. Four D? There's a special place in hell.
For anyone that watches a movie in 4D and is okay with it. I'm not like a cinema purist or anything. Okay, I'm okay with pretty much everything, but I'm not okay with like a stick beating my ankle. I've only seen one 4D movie. I went with Mithra, and the movie, I don't even remember what the movie was, but there was like a rod. Like just sh like fucking slapping the shit out of my h my ankles with it. And um
The chair was rocking and like there's just like there was like shit all over my face. Someone slapping the shit out of my ankles. I was like, I can't even I can't even pay attention to the movie. I paid for this for this beating. And I'm like, what the f and we're holding popcorn. We have popcorn and why are you spraying shit on me and my popcorn? Like that I paid for the popcorn as well. Meanwhile, I'm getting beat. Like what the fuck is this? Like why this is just pure torture.
And I if I was a if I was a film director, I would be so mad if the only way people were watching my movie was through 4D. Oh my god, it's a it's a travesty. It's an abomination. Avatar's out, okay. I Avatar is not getting a single vote for me this year. Okay. I love James Cameron. I love Terminator 2, one of my favorite films ever. But like, bro, stop making Avatar.
¶ Best Casting
What is this obsession? He's making like nineteen of them. Come on! You gave us aliens. You gave us Terminator. Just make a Titanic 2. I would prefer that over another avatar. I can't stop the guy. If that's what he wants in life, great. But I I'm not he's not getting my vote for best visual effects. F one. Jurassic World Rebirth Sinners and the Lost Butt. Okay, we c we gotta stop giving dinosaurs Oscars. I mean the first few times it was amazing. It was a it was a breakthrough.
¶ Best Original Screenplay
We can't just keep giving this T-Rex a bunch of Oscars. So Jurassic World is out. I'm going with Sinners again. The way they did the vampires was so good. Don't tell me you watched Sinners in 4D. Please tell me they didn't have Sinners in 4D. Imagine sentimental value in 4D. You're like sitting there, chair doesn't even move. You get a slight breeze every once in a while, right? And and somebody like going
Best casting. Hamnet. Marty Supreme, one battle after another, Sinners and the Secret Agent. Wait wait, I'm assuming this is a new category because they never had to be. This this category kind of makes sense because they're not just casting one like the star. They're casting like the entire it's an ensemble, right? And that in itself is is a is an art sometimes. I'm going with Marty Supreme on this. Just for casting m uh Tyler the creator. Tyler is so good.
He is just so good at acting. He needs to do more films. He he was fucking amazing. He just made every scene he was in like just just pop, just sparkle. It was amazing.
¶ Best Adapted Screenplay
Best original screenplay. This is an important one. This is important because you know, writing something new. It has become so hard because it's hard to get funded when you create something original. uh, which is crazy for someone my age or someone from my time. um, to even think is possible because the whole thing back in the day was the more original you are, the bigger hit you will have.
Terminator was an original screenplay. Ladybird, one of my favorite films. So this is an important category. Blue Moon, uh, which is about the the the musical legends, it was just an accident. Marty Supreme, Sentimental Value, and Sinners. Oh, Sinners. Wow, this category is also pretty stacked. I'm going with Blue Moon. It's not an easy topic to write a captivating story about. losing your place to someone else. I it was just beautifully done.
Blue Moon uh is my pick for best original screenplay. Best adapted screenplay, Bogonia, Frankenstein, Hamnet, One Battle After Another, Train Dreams. Mind you, One Battle After Another isn't an adaptation of a novel, but it is Not really an adaptation. P. T. Anderson basically took uh the original story and like used none of it. Like seriously. It's like if I made a movie that was an adaptation of like Romeo and Juliet, but there wasn't a couple and
¶ Best Directing
There was no like uh family rivalry. No dying nothing. And it was like it was like about K pop. And you know, fighting demons. And then saying that it was an adaptation of that. It it's very original, but I I you know, I guess technically it was inspired by a novel. So Hamnet, Frankenstein, 버거니아 버거니아 was an adaptation of 지구를 지켜라 신학윤 배우님 Uh that w that movie was so good that when I heard about Bogonia, I knew I was gonna see it, but I was like, oh you guys have a huge seat to fill because
It's gonna be hard to outdo the original. And I love the movie. I um Emma Snowens, my one of my favorite actors, and she was so good. I love the film, but I don't know about the screenplay. I'm going with one battle after another because it was an adaptation, but it was so original that like P. T. Anderson legit did most of the work.
I think he could have gotten away without even like saying that it was an adaptation because I was so confused. Like I know the book that he adapted from, but it's like he seriously used none of it. Best directing Chloe's owl for Hamnet. Joachim Trier for Sentimental Value, Josh Safti for Marty Supreme, PT Anderson for one battle after another, and Ryan Kugler for Sinners. This is a huge category. Oh my god.
¶ Best Actor
This is a hard one to win. Uh best directing. Okay, let's look let me just let me just replay all the movies in my mind at the same time. Someone's spitting on me for me. Getting slapped across my ankles. Uh okay, okay. I'm going with I'm going with Paul Thomas Anderson one battle after another. He's a great, great director. And what I love about this guy, like I've seen every single one of his movies. He's just so, so passionate about movie making, and you can just see it.
Like there are certain directors where you know they're great, but there's like that plus alpha where they you you can see in the film, like on screen, how much they enjoyed making it, like how much. they were like into it. One of those directors would be the Ladybird director, like Barbie. Yeah, Gerwick. She's another one of those directors where I can tell she like loved the film.
And P.T. Anderson was just like that. So I'm going with Best Director P. T. Anderson. Okay, so going back to Best Actor and Best Actress. I'm not gonna have a have an easy time with this. Best actor, Ethan Hawk for Blue Moon. Can somebody search if Ethan Hawk has ever won an Oscar? I believe he hasn't. And that will affect my choice because Man does he deserve one. He is such a good actor. And DiCaprio for one battle after another
If DiCaprio wins this, he'll it'll be his second Oscar, I believe. Um, DiCaprio was amazing in one battle after another. That haphazard, like just losing it all kind of dad. I mean, if you're a dad. You you know this this was like beyond acting. This guy was so good. Michael B. Jordan for Sinners, not only was he amazing, he was amazing in both roles.
that he played. He played twins. And y you gotta understand how hard that is, that he was able to play identical twins and play them in such a different way. Where like, you know, they th their outfits had different colors so that you could tell them apart, like who was who, but y you didn't even need that because he played both brothers in a way where like you just knew who was who. That's how good it was. So his his performance uh was incredible. Timothy Chalaman
was very, very, very good. You know, Timothy Chalamet has been saying uh for a couple of years now that like, you know, I wanna win an Oscar. And uh that's become like this thing, like a like a meme, right? Because, you know, actors don't really do that. They're supposed to just kind of, you know Keep it cool, uh keep it low key, and even when they win they have to like pretend that they were surprised. Um So i it's just out of the norm for somebody to be saying that they wanna be great.
He got a lot of flack for that. And I think a lot of people hate him because just because of that. But I find it refreshing. If you're really passionate about what you do, I mean Say it and then live up to it. I mean everybody works in a different way. Like I respect people who are humble and, you know, keep it low key and that's respectable because that
that requires patience and a level of humility that, you know, is is isn't easy. But On the flip side, uh I believe we should also respect people who are, you know, explicit about what they want and about what they hope to achieve.
And then end up doing it. Right. I I believe there's different ways to get to where you need to go. And, you know, some people are gonna see him give speeches like, you know, I'm gonna be one of the great ones, and you know, feel like some kind of uh inspiration from it.
¶ Best Actress
Like maybe I can be a great one too, right? So I I don't think we should give him shit for that. Uh Wagnar Murrah for the secret agent, he was great. I'm gonna have to choose a person here though. This is hard. This year's Oscars are like a nightmare for anybody that really wants an award. I'm going with Michael B. Jordan. I am willing to bet. My life on this. If Michael B. Jordan doesn't get best actor this year for Sinners, if he doesn't win the Oscar for Best Actor,
I am gonna be so fucking pissed, I'm going to the Academy Awards. Okay? It's a live broadcast, right? Is it happening in LA? Oh, okay. Maybe I need to fly over there just in case. Or if they don't announce his name for best actor, I am fucking running on stage and just I'm gonna end my career. Michael B. Jordan for Best Actor. He played two roles perfectly. If you think about it, he loved himself.
¶ Best Picture
And he did it so well. He deserves the Oscar for Best Actor. Best Actress. Emma Stone for Begonia, Jesse Buckley for Hamnet, Kate Hudson for Song Sung Blue, Renata Renseve for Sentimental Value, And Rosebyrne for if I had legs, I'd kick you. Uh Roseburne was amazing in this movie. And I don't know if The people in here have seen her in other things, but she's usually in comedy movies, like really funny, uh low-stake.
popcorn comedy movies. And this is her, I believe, her first like dramatic movie that she's being, you know, noticed for. And I love when that happens. I loved when Jim Carrey was in Eternal Sunshine of the Spot. Like I loved when Adam Sandler was in Punch Drunk Love and I love uh Rose Burn in this movie. I I love when an underestimated person shows the world something that they never expected and kill it. So you know what? I am gonna go with her for best action.
Even though Renata Ranseve for sentimental she was so good. She was so good in sentimental value. But I'm going with Roseburn for this. And now For best picture. Hold on, let me get a sip of this unnamed coffee. 됐어. The nominees for Best Picture this year, Bogonia. F one hey get F one out of here. Come on. I mean F one was good, but come on. Frankenstein Hamlet. Marty Supreme, One Battle After Another, Sentimental Value, Sinners, The Secret Agent, and Train Dreams, aka Horse Movie.
You know what? Train dreams might like it could be It could be the greatest film ever made. Like it could be like better than Godfather 2. And I won't know. How sad is my my condition? I won't I won't know how great this film is and how sublime the writing and the directing is just because of a bunch of horse. Okay, this is gonna be tough. I am going with Sinners for Best Picture.
If Sinners doesn't win Best Picture, I am running up on stage, taking the envelope, and I'm gonna be like, fuck, fuck this. It's a conspiracy. I really want sinners to win best picture. Wait, yo. U-turn! I'm about to change two of my picks. Let's go back to best directing. Disregard everything I said. I'm going with Ryan Kugler for six.
I'm sorry, P. T. Anderson. But Ryan Kugler did such a fantastic job. You know that scene? The scene where everyone's dancing and then like it s shifts uh like times?
¶ The fate of Hey Tablo?!
And like it goes back to like the 80s, like DJs and the B boys and it just shows all of like history and it's just so beautiful and like Just that scene alone, you know how hard is t it is to to direct a scene like that, to create something like that in your mind and then project it on screen for the whole world to see? It is it is like It is like fucking painting the the the Sistine Chapel. Like it was that good. So Ryan Kugler for best directing, and if he doesn't win.
I am gonna be so mad. I'm gonna be in LA, by the way, or wherever this this award show is taking place, ready to run on stage and risk my entire career. Ryan Kugler for Best Directing. And I'm switching Best Picture from Sinners to one battle after another. I am pretty certain they're not gonna give best directing and best picture to the same movie. Uh it's just not what award shows do. You know? To be honest, kinda predictable. They c like to spread it around.
So uh yeah, I'm going with Ryan Kugler, Sinners for best directing, and one battle after another for best picture. Submit predictions. Here we go. Is it gonna be this thing where again where I fucking click on it and then I have to pay? I mean pay for what? I just predicted it all. That's it? Ah, it just saves it. Okay. So we can come back to this and see how right I was. If I'm fifty-one percent right, then uh we get to keep doing this podcast. So in the meantime, please share.
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