It's the SEASON FINALE of Hey Chums, with special guest Adam Rose, AKA "Blue Cardigan Guy!" (check him out at @RealAdamRose on all things social). Join us as we (sort of) learn about sea moss, boxing gloves, and more. And strap in for a TOP FIVE tank test from Tank Guy Ralph. Plus: a very special message from our friends and presenting sponsors, Circle Square Studios! Presented by Circle Square Studios : If you can dream it, they can do it. And if you can't dream it, that's okay: they'll dream i...
Jun 06, 2022•1 hr 4 min
It's the 15th episode of Hey Chums, just in time for your holiday weekend listening! Packing for a trip? Already having a panic attack on your way to the airport? Take a moment for yourself, and enjoy Alyssa & Sylvie's take on S13E23 of Shark Tank! With tales of makeup for men (?), a must-have dog accessory, and much more. Plus: a very special message from our friends and presenting sponsors, Circle Square Studios! Presented by Circle Square Studios : If you can dream it, they can do it. And...
May 27, 2022•43 min•Season 1Ep. 15
Get off your Squatty Potty and head over to the nearest speaker for the latest episode of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E22! We thought this was the finale, but ABC/Hulu had other plans. Enjoy this bonus regular-season ep, featuring an eco-friendly chip, a DINO DON update, entrepreneurs who describe themselves as "partners in life and business," and more. Plus: Tank Guy Ralph shaves his face, and puts the Beard King to the test. Also, a HUGE thank you to our presenting sponsors, Cir...
May 17, 2022•37 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Welcome, welcome, to episode 13 of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E21! Gather 'round your airpods as we hear about a delectable Korean BBQ fast casual joint, play a guessing game re: what "Hampton Adams" means, and hear Robert scream like a child/dying animal. Also: Tank Test Guy Ralph reviews a very useful — but ultimately, existentially horrifying — shower drain product. Also, a HUGE thank you to our presenting sponsors, Circle Square Studios ! If you can dream it, they can do it. ...
May 11, 2022•39 min
It's episode 12 of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E20! Tune in to hear Daymond declare war against shelter cats, learn about the Jesus-ification of potty training, and discover who got absolutely ROASTED for trying to back out of a pitch. Plus: Ralph pops in for a Tank Test of epic proportions as he reviews the "ReadeREST." Also, a HUGE thank you to our presenting sponsors, Circle Square Studios ! If you can dream it, they can do it. And if you can't dream it, that's okay: they'll dr...
Apr 27, 2022•37 min
It's episode 11 of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E19! Start listening to find out why Sylvie had to watch the episode twice (hint: it involves edibles), how a hustler from the 1800s time traveled to 2022 to sell us a "modern art" miracle, and to meet Alyssa's new baby! Also: Ralph is currently buried under a pile of Legos, but he'll be back next week for a very exciting Tank Test. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa...
Apr 19, 2022•38 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Welcome to episode 10 of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E18! Our collective crush Emma Grede is back in the tank this week — also, we learn about a seaweed-based bacon, an inspiring innovative clothing collection, an elaborate couch fort invention, and the most expensive socks of all time. Plus: a tough Tank Test from friend Ralph Hashemi Arend! Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances ...
Apr 13, 2022•37 min•Season 1Ep. 10
Shark Tank episode S13E17: Featuring an "ancient treat," $$$ noise canceling headphones for dogs, hair care for kids, and more! Plus, Ralph's adorable son Obi makes a Tank Test appearance. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark C...
Apr 07, 2022•39 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Shark Tank episode S13E16: Featuring the most expensive beach chairs we've ever seen, a meal "prep deck," an office in a box, and engagement rings with a very charitable (but slightly random?) angle. Also, TANK TEST RETURNS! Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for ...
Mar 29, 2022•44 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Shark Tank episode S13E15: featuring a (natural) deodorizing spray that's "not another natural deodorant," better bigger bras, comically oversized hats that Sylvie is already designing for Alyssa, much to her chagrin, and a super cute kid's clothing line. Also, some pit-sniffing from Babs... and a questionable comment from Mr. Wonderful. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy,"...
Mar 22, 2022•36 min•Season 1Ep. 7
Shark Tank episode S13E14: WE'RE BACK! And together at last. Alyssa stops by Sylvie's lactose-intolerant tank (her apartment in LA) to record an episode in person. We cover a most intriguing makeup brand, Range Beauty, Diaper Dust, crushed corn superfood, and more. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack...
Mar 15, 2022•32 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Shark Tank episode S13E02: featuring meatballs in bags, a Dragon's Den guest appearance, a sad sibling relationship, and a useless button. Plus: Ralph takes on the Ring, with a guest appearance from his (lovely) mother Sabiha. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back fo...
Mar 01, 2022•36 min•Season 1Ep. 5
Shark Tank episode S13E03: featuring a very interesting magic trick, expensive "granola butter," and Ralph's long-awaited pizza cupcake reviews. Also, if anyone can figure out how Flasky Flowers works, please email us?? Also also, Panera, please sponsor us. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof...
Feb 21, 2022•39 min•Season 1Ep. 4
Shark Tank episode S13E12: featuring a cure for hiccups, eyebrow-related bullying, and the Sharks pretending to know what "drops" are. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, a...
Feb 15, 2022•38 min•Season 1Ep. 3
Shark Tank episode S13E13: featuring the bluest cupcakes to ever grace the Tank, a calming product we can't quite figure out, and an entrepreneur who flies the coop. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Da...
Feb 08, 2022•34 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Shark Tank episode S13E10: Featuring Kevin Hart, a missed opportunity for a "reinventing the wheel" pun, and Alyssa's exciting upgrade to Hulu premium. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Ba...
Feb 01, 2022•31 min•Season 1Ep. 1
