Eel Deal Holyfield
We learn about the annual checkup every marriage should have and meet a man who will never say how an eel would up deep, deep inside. Draw your own conclusions lol!
Jul 08, 2025•22 min
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It's Jason Lee and Kluck, uncensored. Not safe for work or pretty much anywhere else.
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Episodes
G.O.A.T
We learn the difference between love and lust, find out what kind of magazines were floating around Kluck's childhood home and we learn about a horrible bedroom allergy!
Jul 01, 2025•23 min•Ep. 50
Good Guy
We take a massive test to find out if we're good guys or no, find out which states go hardest thirsting on OnlyFans and learn how single people are comingling these days…
Jun 24, 2025•26 min•Ep. 49
Show Me The Ropes
We learn a ton of new stuff from Urban Dictionary, find out about why we shouldn't take drugs we buy off porno sites and answer a few questions the ladies have about the gentlemen…..
Jun 17, 2025•27 min
Ozempdick
As you can probably tell from the title, these GLP1s have a wild effect on the fellas, we learn the top ten apps that'll get all that new dong laid and circle back around on a guy that screws pool floats lol
Jun 10, 2025•22 min
Bring Out The Simp
We learn about the two types of simp you can be, find out what Bonnie Blue is up to next and we got booted to a spare studio so things got off to a janky start
Jun 03, 2025•25 min
Summer D
We find out how to tell whether you have a girl down for a threesome or not, how to see if she may be down for some deviant behavior and a little PSA about a male-exclusive Summer condition to be aware of!
May 27, 2025•26 min
How Does It Hang?
Women have loads of questions about how it hangs. How it works. How do you sit on it? We answer all of them. You'll never look at the sheds at Lowes the same way again after one police bust!
May 20, 2025•29 min
Holeeee Cow!
We hear about a Florida man who gets caught performing a throwback act in public, meet a woman who thinks she is doing something horoable but is in fact no and we find out the ranking of the top 10 porn stars of the last 25 years!
May 13, 2025•32 min
Denny Blaine Park
We learn about a park in Seattle that has quite the problem, a guy has terrible side effects from his hair medication and we find out what a man and a woman's primary focus is on in the bedroom!
May 06, 2025•25 min
Signs, Signs, Everywhere A Sign
We learn the signs she will totally do you, and the signs he'll totally do you too. Do cats leave kisses whenever they sit down? One kid asks the REAL questions!
Apr 29, 2025•25 min
A Null Tuesday
We learn some exciting ways to break your relationship out of a rut, another naked Disney guy and find out why burning sex toys is a bad idea
Apr 22, 2025•25 min
Camp O
We learn about a wild camp where women go to find a vowel, a mail man probably handles his last package and the things you're not doing in bed!
Apr 15, 2025•27 min
Bottoms Up
We learn how to be a better bottom,. meet a mayor who made the worst text mistake you can possible make and find out about a guy who is BIG into peepee
Apr 08, 2025•30 min
April Fool
We meet maybe the worst boss of all time, learn how to recruit someone for cuck activities and learn how much money women are wasting trying to attract dudes….
Apr 01, 2025•26 min
Poorly Endowed
We learn the conundrum of a “poorly endowed” man, learn about a new coffee that is getting people all bricked up and take our swing at live questions during the podcast on YouTube
Mar 25, 2025•27 min
Welcome To Our ool.
We learn what to do if one of you is into water sports and the other one isn't. We catch up with Bonnie Blue on Spring Break and we learn about a fetish that revolves arounding ruining the best part of sex.
Mar 18, 2025•24 min
Red Yellow Green
We test out knowledge up against a new round of internet filth terms, find out how high Florida man is this week and a horrifying story of maggots where maggots are never supposed to be.
Mar 11, 2025•21 min
Crapped Out
We meet a woman who has the worst thing ever to happen to you on a date happen to her, run down a list of new internet slang (some of which is rather offensive lol) and there are some big houses getting a lot of action these days!
Mar 04, 2025•20 min
A Gentleman
We learn how to be a damned gentleman, meet a lady who takes revenge to a whole new savage level and why your people pleasin' ways don't make you much of a pleaser in the bedroom.
Feb 25, 2025•22 min
All Filler, No Killer
We learned about the new, exciting things we can do to spruce up our junk, find out the 12 reasons he chose her over you and meet a cop who may have farted his way to the unemployment line!
Feb 18, 2025•26 min•Ep. 13
Bop House
We learn about a mansion in Miami that is stocked with Only Fans ladies, we learn what a fella on Only Fans pulls in every month and we meet a pair of married cops that deal this show a new low for gross stories we've heard…
Feb 11, 2025•20 min
Come On
We learn how to better set up your bedroom to set the stage for shenanigans, learn about one representative's tongue-in-cheek bill making one of our last great joys a crime and meet a Florida woman who really grossed up her selfie game!
Feb 04, 2025•20 min
This Is Just A Tribute
We learn all about how to train for marathon sex, catch up with the World's Most Unsettling Billionaire, learn about the Bonnie Blue Burger and in a rare epsiode we BOTH learned a new gross term from the internet!
Jan 28, 2025•21 min
p00n Guy
We find out which license plates got rejected by the great state of Indiana last year, find out what we're doing with those “fatbergs” we learned about a couple years ago and meet a Falconer who has to update his resume on LinkedIn
Jan 21, 2025•19 min•Ep. 5
Mercy Moans
We learn how woman can put on a better “show,” find out all the things that ended up in women in 2024, a young lady FAFO with an MRI machine and a sex crime we have never heard of. Ever.
Jan 14, 2025•22 min
Mr. Skin 2024 Finale
As we have for the last couple years, we end the year's podcasting season with a visit from nudity icon Mr. Skin! Skin runs down the top ten nude scenes of the year and teaches us a fabulaous new phrase!
Dec 17, 2024•20 min
The Problem Could Be You?
What is screwing up your dating profile? Who is ruining your sex life? Why aren't you getting laid when you go back home over the holidays? Welp, turns out the problem could be reading this right now.
Dec 10, 2024•25 min
Daddy
Why do guys like being called "Daddy?" There are piles of reasons it turns out! We also meet a woman doing wild things with insects and a panty thief uses his panties....as you would expect him to...
Dec 03, 2024•22 min
Cold Cocked
We learn we're about to enter a terrifying season for men, find out the approval ratings for the threesome from people who have actually been there and we meet two gents whose careers in law enforcement have ended in the saddest pervy way possible.
Nov 19, 2024•19 min
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