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Here Comes The Guillotine

Comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher MacArthur-Boyd share their subversive and darkly funny opinions on the chaos of the world, offering wholly unqualified dissent to popular opinion. No topic is left off the table as three of Scotland's award-winning and best-known comedians use their unique unbridled style of rebellious comedy to discuss any given topic - politicians, celebrities, the Royal family, figures from history and many more. Here Comes the Guillotine delivers cutting and hideously funny commentary on the state of the world, economics, geopolitics, the lack of coherence in the universe...and cheery subjects like death, loss, and rejection! It’s just three best mates having a laugh in their own 'very Glasgow' way. For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com
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Episodes

The Way of the Fist

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the upcoming election, people named Toby and rural Chinese restaurants...

Jun 16, 20241 hr 11 minEp. 19

There's So Much of Europe I Haven't Seen...

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Scottish films, Sportswashing and Prague's bone cathedral...

Jun 09, 20241 hr 1 minEp. 18

Catspaw McGraw

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Baby Boomers, Vampires in Glasgow and ISIS...

Jun 02, 20241 hr 2 minEp. 17

H.M.S Cuckold

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about rich sports, German cuisine and Frankie's enthusiasm for towns around the UK following the end of his tour...

May 27, 20241 hr 2 minEp. 16

Gently Off To Sleep

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Glamis Castle near Dundee in Scotland, Cyclists and Mary Poppins...

May 19, 20241 hr 11 minEp. 15

Best of Ep.1 to Ep.13

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, you'll hear some of the best bits from earlier episodes of the podcast by award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd...

May 13, 20241 hr 2 minEp. 14

Would Someone Think of Baphomet!

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Paddington Bear, conspiracy theories and which animal you'd prefer to be eaten by...

May 05, 202445 minEp. 13

Muppet Chainsaw Massacre

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about immigration, football and who Christopher would play in A Christmas Carol...

Apr 28, 202447 minEp. 12

Vampire Bashers

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Edinburgh's Fringe Festival, taxi drivers and what happens to Christopher's bodily functions when he wakes up too early...

Apr 21, 202447 minEp. 11

Our Lady of Perpetual Pain

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the nukes 'Doon the Watter' from Glasgow, toilet brushes and Morrissey...

Apr 14, 20241 hr 7 minEp. 10

Limeade and a Massage Gun

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Barbra Streisand, Irn Bru and the lack of motivation for a revolution in the UK...

Apr 07, 20241 hr 6 minEp. 9

The French Method

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Germany's influence on America, taxi wrestling and a possible Time Team collab...

Mar 31, 20241 hr 6 minEp. 8

Stuck Step Mum

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Winnie the Pooh, family holidays and the dangers of wild swimming...

Mar 24, 202459 minEp. 7

Syphilitic Goat Attack

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss the differences between sheep and goats, their ideal funeral scenario and the fragility of Christopher...

Mar 17, 20241 hr 9 minEp. 6

Badger Dog

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss terrible people on public transport, a mysterious animal Frankie once saw and a film that one acting legend might want struck from their IMDb...

Mar 10, 20241 hr 8 minEp. 5

Space 'Ra

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss why the Hobbits were really in the Fellowship, rich people's bowling alleys and which football team Christopher should support...

Mar 03, 202459 minEp. 4

An Extraordinary Invitation

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd uncover what Peter Pan was really up to, how Jessie J raised eyebrows at the MOBOs and they take a deep dive into Christopher's beauty regime...

Feb 25, 202448 minEp. 3

Grotesque, Unbelievable, Bizarre, Unprecedented

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In the second episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discover the real reason that Christopher keeps his passport on him at all times, discuss what Voldemort was really up to and we learn a bit more about Frankie's music taste...

Feb 18, 202452 minEp. 2

Norman Tebbit is Not a Cannibal

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In the very first episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd get used to being in the studio with no theme, no topics and no plan. Out of all that comes some unique conversation about Billy Connolly, the state of modern politics... and log burners!

Feb 11, 202441 minEp. 1

Here Comes The Guillotine - Trailer

Here Comes the Guillotine with Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd, coming Monday 12th February.

Feb 04, 202447 sec
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