This will be good. This will be good for the blooper reel. What the hell is that supposed to mean? I should say that... Off to a good start. Hey! Oh, that was weird. That was just strange. I should put some heels on that always puts me in the mood, too. Stupid. Adding a word. Stupid. Voice. Dumbhead. Stupid announcer. Wow, that's a little fast, Bobby. I know. No, seriously, like, you're on again, off again, off again, on and again, just like, it's a little...
You can't even, like, within a season, you're breaking up like six or seven times. I know. It's just, he's so dreamy. Okay. And? Do you need anything else? Have you seen those specs? Hello? They're like the size of bulldogs. Okay, yeah, there you go. This is what I get for drinking port all night. I did not realize it was 19%. I don't have any kids that I know of. That you know of. Ooh, I sound sexy when I do it that way. Ooh. Ooh.
Okay, do you guys not have enough kissing noises from me and... Seriously. All right. That's it. For the season. That's all you're getting. Pick out what you need. Oh, it's okay. Go away. Oh, a great many things. Yes. Yes. Exactly. Think again, man. You got another thing coming. Come on. Think about it. I don't think so. Yeah, and, um, don't get any ideas, bucko. You raincoat that business, you got me? Wrap it up, mister. Put on two. Then you take one off and you feel like a wild man!
Scroly, scroly, scroly, scroly, scroly, scroly, scroly, scroly, scroly, scroly, scroly, scroly, scroly, blah, blah, blah. Anderson Abnon Talk, Dr. Mean Talks, Dr. Anderson, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. There's a bunch of stuff. Oh, here's me again. He, he, he, he. Now you. God, this line is hard. We're going a crazy town. Now you will tell me what this is all about that I shall know so that I might mayhaps help you and I goofed that line.
Now you will tell me what this is all about, and then I shall know, so that I may... Oh. Oh, all right. Okay. Oh, that's terrible. My voice cracked like scoob you can't have that in here All right Yeah, so we know who you called that time you were suddenly talking all normal Which is weird for you because you're normally so weird. Can you be normally weird? That's weird. Normal. Sorry, I got carried away.
I used to read the line like I was supposed to. You know, the kind of things people are afraid to talk about? Like sex. I'm not sure what... I'm trying not to get my... So I pop my peas. Why, I dare say I am the very individual whom you do not yet know. But soon you shall, for we shall tell you, and that is not what the line says. Um, yeah. The internet is totally amazing. I mean, it's not just for shopping and dick pics.
Classified information is not for public's determination. Classified information is not for... Bloody hell. Boom, bada, boom, bada. Hey, hey, hey. Darn granola crumbs. There we go. Just not a recording session until I rip one out. You're welcome. Oh, those robots. Those are just... They're just having fun. You know, they're just kids playing games, singing songs, murdering people. Oh, are we having a whisper party?
I do so love whisper parties, though Mother never let me have them because she said she could not stand... My voice is a giant mess. Uh, hello? Hello? Oh, crap. It doesn't sound smart when you say it. Like, not at all. Like, like Kardashian not smart. Sorry, it's lunchtime. Oh, yes, I should say closets are perfect for storing sanitizers and recently absconded footwear and perhaps that old pet mother told you to throw out because it's just a hot...
dog on a string, but you cannot bear to part ways, and so you hide it in a hot dog hidey hole that you'll never spot. This is a weird-ass line. Tonight, the announcer will be played by Joe. Oh, God. He couldn't believe he left me some marshmallows. I have a squirrel sandwich. God damn it. Sorry. Like, no one agrees as much as you two do. I mean... Except for our current president and Mr. Spicer. Whatever is going on with that bromance. But it's creepy!
Oh. Hmm. Illicit kissing. Hmm. Explicit. Illicit. Hmm. And Henderson. Henderson. Havnerson. Havnerson. Damn it. I have no comic timing. Oh my sweet Prada on a poodle. Do you know what the- You're both under arrest for complicity in the theft of 2,800 and... Yes, yes, I am quite brilliant. Yeah, I laugh.
Let me try that again. Neither sir, man. I can't see it. I need more glass. I need bigger glasses, thicker glasses, whatever. I don't know. Hey, I'm recording. So I'll be saying a lot of weird shit. Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. Okay. Please make it stop. This is worse when I went to the Gallagher Carrot Top show. Mother. Mother always said you'd be back. Oh my god, I missed Doctor Anderson. Okay.
It is not what I found, but what the... Try that again. Well, I guess that'll teach me to get to know my fake boss, crime lord, who I'm normally trying to set up and... Let me try that again. Look, I did my own foley. I even walked away. I hope it's not too eckery. Eckery? Eckery? The word's eckery, you mook. Well... I guess that'll teach me to get my... Okay, one more time. That was terrible. That was the worst I could ever do.
But I'll probably do worse. Alright! It's been a while since I had to do this voice, so I gotta, like, get back into character, you know? Oh my god, thank you! Oh no. Don't use that one. Like, ever. I'm pretty sure it's actually a little bit lower than I'd like to do it, but that's all right. We're going to do it right here. And if that don't work, well, then you can sleep with the fishes. You should both know those songs are terrible.
That's a little too chalternistic. Sorry about that. Pull that gun from my cold, dead hands. Bobby gasped. Nope, that hurt. That's a good one, and that's the last one, because it hurts to do that. Hey, announcer guy, here's a fun fact. Did you know armadillos are the only other creature that can get leprosy? And I'm taking the armadillo with me. Aren't you a little good gladiator? Let's go roll in a little ball and jump in front of cars. Come on. What?
No, I mean, not completely. Look, that guy is being held down by those robots, and that's not the way the line is written. What if there's a new... Today's episode, the status quo returns. I'm a total dork. Hope the people in the hotel room are listening, because that'd be funny! That line is almost as written. I only added one word. Well, no, I added like four. Oops. You just sign up and you'll get 20% off your... Suspended... Good Lord. I'll give it a yank.
A sexy yank? Ugh. That's just... Ooh, I'll give it a yank. Pilates! I'm not doing a sexy, slightly too sexy grunt. Oh, all this Tekonuji stuff is magic. There's a car going by. Beep, beep. Ooh. May I be your plus one? Nope. Can I be their plus one? That's the line. Read the line. It is time to read the line. I am fine. Read the line.
because I am tired. I see. Well, really, before we can go anywhere, you'll definitely need hard hats. That's what I get for adding a word in there. I stumble over it. Not so much to say now, eh? Not so much to say now, eh? Sorry, I got a little Canadian there, eh? Too much gain on my microphone Too much gain On the microphone. Nah. Is that better? I hope so. And Havner. No, no. Oh, come on.
You two get to be in the... Sorry, rented lips today. What the flip? Look, this is Dr. Anderson, and he... just burped. Mother Roy said that Motor Car is just Ractoram spelled backwards. Ractoram, no. Rackrotum. Snowball beat. You are suspended. No! Oh my god, that might be the best sound I've ever made, ever. That may be the best sound I have ever made. Today's episode, reductive reasoning. Heavy on the duck. Ooh. Ooh. Hoo-hoo.
it when there's a million lines for me to say because i can totally read them totally let me make them bigger because old lady eyes here we go geronimo Geronimo! Geronimo! Why am I standing out on the street in the sun causing me to sweat and possibly ruin my brand new Bagley Mishka peep toes? By the way...
Gold stars on the Bagley Mishkas, right? So good. Although I don't think she's making, they're making Bagley Mish, they're not making peep toes this season. Hold on. Let me check. Because, you know, Bagley Mishkas. Hold on, because I need to get in a crappy mood to say this line. So cute! Okay, we're totally approved. I don't have to fix this line. Well done. She's okay. Bobby does not snore. She has had her ad noise out and her tonsils out. And her deviated septum, totally undeviated. So...
Don't worry, baby cakes. I'll always keep these pecs hairless and oiled for your oogling pleasure. Oogling, oogling. Maybe if I make it a little bigger so my blind eyeballs can doesn't see it. What? No, my God. I can't get my, I can't get my Bobby boys. I do love Carpenter. I think I should put on heels. There we go. I'm gonna go. I'm putting on high heels. Putting on my highest heels. There we go. Yes. I know. Oh, yes. These.
are totally my favorites. I love them. They're my bandolinos and they make me six feet tall. They're so cute. Next time on Henderson and Havner. Habner starts therapy. And sucking her thumb. okay putting on heels because it totally makes me bobby and i have to change where the mic is because now i'm six inches taller totally taller okay oh my god this totally works Here, check out this gruyarier, swiss, and cheater biscuit. Here, check out this gruyarier, swiss, and cheater biscuit.
Okay, we're just gonna check and make sure this sounds alright. Gotta make the font bigger, cause I'm older. I'm near death. And Henderson starts a new hobby. Leather working. Finger guns. And hey, the box said microwave. I thought it'd be smaller. You've got it totes wrong, because this is Obvi Tori Birch. By the way, good call on the Tori Birch. She's still super in fashion in this latest collection for the fall. Adorable. One more.
Because you got enough flubs as it is. It's the old Philip Blooper reel. Madam, I am a man of science. I have nary a notion picked heads there. It's hard to do. Madam, I am a man of science. I have nary a motion picture watching bone in all my... Oh, this is hard. Madam, I am a man of science. I have nary a motion picture watching Bone in my... Mess up again. What would anyone need that for? Our news is on TV. Adoi. Thank you for the use of Adoi.
A doy. Too close together. There's dots in there. That means paws. Fell up, you idiot. Bandanas. Get it? Because it's like a fruit. Except bananas are an herb. This was just a log. Log. Recording of weirdness. Oh, dear God, with the kissing. You just... I know, ick, make it stop. Do you not have enough foley of, like, smooching? All right. All the kissing. Can we skip the kissing? All right. You sick? I'll you me up. with the kissing um come here big boy I'm so glad you're flossing
That's all you're getting. You must have like 15 to... Thank you, computer. You must have like 15 to 20 minutes of kissing noises by this point. What's... We're on episode 24. There has to be like at least a half an hour of kissing noises somewhere in a folder. You can just keep right there and just put kissing noises because.
There's only so much licking I can do with my hand. And my hand is starting to get a little, like, emotional distress when all of a sudden there's this kind of, you know, outpouring. It's just not good.