He's a cop, but I'm also a singer. We're in the credits and you're talking to me. Yeah. Not anymore, I'm not. She's a reporter. Yeah, but I am also a singer. Bumble, bumble, doo da da. Bumble, bumble, doo-dee-dee. We are still in the credits. And my name is Bobby. You should both know that these songs are terrible. I'd like to hear you do better. Ahem. Together they're Henderson and Abner Helping L.A. because their jobs matter she loves the shoes and the calories he burns today's episode
The status quo returns. Yeah, okay, that's way better. I'm sorry I doubted you. Booyah. Okay, this is the factory where we saw those robots steal those shoes. And, hmm, where the foreman guy completely refused to even acknowledge how deshoed his feet were. Oh yes, yes! Very true. All of it. Uh, why are you here? Um... So, okay, you two witnessed a crime in progress, right? Uh, yeah, but also no.
See, we saw the robots taking the workers' boots. Right, and then the boots just, like, poof, vanished with, like, outed race. Also very true. Oh, yes, indubitably. Just as it all happened, I can confirm with my own two lips. Why are you here? Um... Well, someone must have gotten the shoes out of here without being detected. We did the best detecting we could. But then, interim chiefie and interim captain... fired us. Which was like, hello? Jump the gun much? I mean...
If you're gonna fire me, at least let it be for, like, 300 different bottles of hand sanitizer. I mean, that I left in the storage closet right where they belong. Oh, yes. I should say closets are perfect for storing sanitizers. and recently absconded footwear and perhaps that old pet mother told you to throw out because it's just a hot... dog on a string but you cannot bear to part ways and so you hide it in a hot dog hidey hole that you'll never spot okay look no really
Why are you here? Yeah, I mean, we didn't even bring you here with us. You just showed up when we got to the door. Forsooth! Now that you mention it, that is highly suspicious. I shall take my leave most immediately. Toodala! Nothing weird about that at all. Nope. Hey, wait a minute. Aha! Don't hit me! I'm just a foreman, and I'm nothing like four men. In fact, I'm much more like a fourth of a man. I'm not going to hit you.
But I would like to know what you're doing sneaking around this closed factory in the middle of the night. Ooh, yeah. That's actually a really good question that... that I could also ask you. Uh... Dang. He's got us there. Wait a second. Look over here. Um, what is this? Uh, it's a control panel, that's all. This is a factory, and it's for controlling the, uh, factorization? It is a control panel for the factory's robots! Aha!
Only it looks like... Yes, this is just the programming station. The new code would need to be activated at a secondary console. So, it would take two people, huh? Who's your buddy-buddy in crime, buddy? I see no crime. No. No crime here. And if I don't see it, I certainly can't talk about it. And if I don't talk about it, I can't get in trouble. Oh, yeah. Um, I don't... Can he do that? My head is spinning.
This guy is super smart, Captain. He's gotta be important. We'll see. Why don't you reporter types go see what you can find in the foreman's office? Meanwhile, Henderson and I and this fella will have a little... Chat. Oh, my God. OMG. Chiefie, I've never snooped with you before. This is so exciting. Focus, Bobby. Cracking the case will require our full mental faculties. Yeah, that's not right, because I'm not on a faculty. Isn't that like, you know, school thing?
Stop. Just see what you can find. And I hear the quieter you are, the better it is to snoop. Long-held reporting trick. If you say so, GP. It's just... Really good to have you and Captain back. I mean, things weren't the same without you. Because, like, who would even I complain to when the break room was out of sparkling water again? I mean...
I can't drink... tap water? Please. Are you kidding? Am I a troglodyte? No. All right, spill it. Tell us who you're working for. I have no idea what you mean. I don't even have a job. This guy's got more denial than Egypt. That's not how that joke goes. What? Ugh. How did I just give a computer a virus? It's like... Not even possible. I was just, you know, looking for secret files. Nobody wanted me to see. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, what?
What did you do? Well, I was searching for shoes, you know? And then some links came up and they looked kind of cute. And, you know, it's summertime. Open-toed shoes are totally in right now. Mommy! The heck you say? I'm a natural. Tell us another one, Henderson. What do you mean, tell us another one? Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh, no. Please don't. Because his side was on the other side. Uh, wait. No. It was the road that was...
On the side of the chicken? I think. How can one computer get so many viruses at once? This is impossible! Okay, just breathe, okay? All I did was click the- Wait! Wait! These aren't real! There's some kind of defense mechanism. Make it stop. Just tell me what I want to know, or Henderson tells another joke. Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange.
orange who okay anything please please please just make it stop please i can't bear another one bandanas here behind all the pop-ups a shipping manifest the factory recently sent a large shipment to Hmm. Oh, um, sneaky sneak sneakers and sun-dry shoes. Why would a non-shoe factory be shipping things to a shoe store? Okay, okay.
We sent the shoes on to Sneaky Sneak Sneakers and Sundry Shoes. Now we're getting somewhere. And who owns that store? I can't say it out loud. She'll murderize me. She's got spies everywhere. Whisper it in my ear. Oh, so you will never guess who owns the place. Let me see. Ellery Sparks! Next time on Henderson and Havner. Havner tries scuba diving. And Henderson accidentally superglues his mouth shut. Not so much to say now, huh? A fella could get used to this. Featuring the voice talents of...
Bill Young as Dr. Anderson, and Dave Morgan as The Worker. Written and directed by Jeffrey and Susan Bridges. Assistant Director Landon Bell. Anderson and Hebner themed by Susan Bridges. All other music. By Kevin MacLeod. Anderson and Havner. Created by Jeffrey and Susan Bridges. Copyright 2017. Pendant Productions. For more information, visit pendantaudio.com. Thanks for listening.