Today the boys have some serious complaints to get off their chests. Jordan’s got issues with his Wrapmaster (have I changed?) and William is NOT happy with the standard of Christmas decor in the Sexted studio. Once Producer Ben has filed them away for processing they can finally get to your dilemmas on whether it’s ever ok to take extra food from a communal buffet and what to do when you’re getting cold feet about your upcoming wedding...
Dec 05, 2023•46 min•Season 11Ep. 60
After the release of Nicky Haslam's common list, William and Jordan to work out what's common and what's not. There's also some Welsh and German pronunciation correction and some further reaction to EPB's ring.
Dec 01, 2023•22 min•Season 11Ep. 59
The boys have a VERY big announcement to share (no, it’s not another book) and get to open some lovely gifts from a wonderful G&Diva! There’s also the customary advice regarding your dilemmas on how to tell your friend it’s too soon to move in with their new squeeze and if it’s ever ok to bring a cardboard cut-out of a deceased relative to a wedding. You couldn't make that up!
Nov 28, 2023•42 min•Season 11Ep. 58
We’ve got a blast from the past this week, with Jordan’s old showreel finally seeing the light of day after 10 years. Let’s just say it received a mixed reception… We also hear back from our mooning G&Diva, and William’s been given a recommendation from a listener who really loves his best mate.
Nov 24, 2023•25 min•Season 11Ep. 57
Jordan is sporting a golden tan as he returns to the studio jet-lagged from his holiday to Skegness. Meanwhile, William has been having fun with "Cardboardan North" and Mikey's wondering where they'll be interred. Plus there are dilemmas about hanging around after paying the bill, whether you need to be good looking to get a job on the river and how to deal with a boss who's seen you "keg yourself".
Nov 21, 2023•38 min•Season 11Ep. 56
An impromptu recording leads to some interesting revelations about Jordan’s neighbour's ‘squeaky bed’. Meanwhile William has been going viral all over again with some pea-related content. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding favourite condiments, alternative names for streaming services, and learn that William has a TikTok Doppelganger…
Nov 17, 2023•25 min•Season 11Ep. 55
There’s a lot to celebrate in the Sexted studios, and things are getting very sloshy (especially William Hanson). But after having their fill of cake and G&D, the boys turn their attention to your dilemmas on how to check if your friend is in an open relationship, and enforcing proper holiday etiquette on badly behaving tourists.
Nov 14, 2023•43 min•Season 11Ep. 54
William Hanson and Jordan North are officially authors!... Well, William Hanson has already published a number of books… but Jordan North is now officially an author as well! To celebrate, the boys delve into the pages of their new book and answer some quick fire questions from the G&Diva’s.
Nov 10, 2023•19 min•Season 11Ep. 53
After discovering William’s got more followers than he does and with a to-do list longer than his dressing gown belt, Jordan's in desperate need of a holiday (destination: Skegness ). But he’s not the only one with problems as the boys tackle your dilemmas on lending books to friends, disagreements on heating requirements with housemates, and deciding when’s the right time to drop the L bomb.
Nov 07, 2023•46 min•Season 11Ep. 52
It’s been days since the traumatic events of Halloween and Jordan’s stubble is still leaving a mark on William’s chin. The spookiness hasn’t finished though as the boys receive some correspondence on using smells to identify ghosts and which Star Wars characters they would be.
Nov 03, 2023•22 min•Season 11Ep. 51
Join the boys for a disturbingly spooky (and not at all luxury) peek into the ‘upside down’ of the Sexted universe as they attempt to help with your dilemmas on noisy neighbours, toast thieves on holiday, and what to do when your partner’s bogey finds its way on to your lip.
Oct 31, 2023•48 min•Season 11Ep. 50
Ever wondered what William and Jordan’s preferred style of massage is? Ever pondered which flavour of french fancy is their favourite? Or maybe you’re just curious as to what they’ll be dressing up as for Halloween this year? Answers and clues to these questions can only be found in today's Weekend Release!
Oct 27, 2023•15 min•Season 11Ep. 49
After a visit to a book-printing factory leads Team Sexted rediscovering just how much of a morning person Jordan North really is, the boys also find out they have some very different opinions on Earl Grey tea, European holiday destinations and whether or not William uses too many innuendos. There’s also the not-so-small task of helping you with your dilemmas on whether it's ever ok to dress colourfully at a funeral, biscuit etiquette, and how to tell your nan her tit is hanging out.
Oct 24, 2023•47 min•Season 11Ep. 48
William and Jordan have come to the studio today with some very sore wrists ( don’t be lewd ) after signing thousands of signatures, and everyone’s generally feeling a little hot under the collar after the 90s AI yearbook photos went online. The boys also reply to your correspondence concerning dealing with dogs pooping in your garden and a top tip on how to deal with forgetting the name of the person you're dating.
Oct 20, 2023•20 min•Season 11Ep. 47
Things are off to a chaotic start in the Sexted studio. PB’s stomping around after stubbing his toe, William’s already planning his birthday (it’s months away) and Jordan’s been up all night baking banana bread in a coffee fuelled frenzy! When the dust finally settles the boys turn to your dilemmas dealing with office mug etiquette and how to avoid your partner finding out you’ve skipped ahead on that series you’re ‘only meant to watch together'.
Oct 17, 2023•37 min•Season 11Ep. 46
In this weekend’s release we get a peek behind the curtain to hear some exclusive outtakes from the incoming book, an olive eating etiquette lesson from William Hanson, and some much-needed confirmation about the pronunciation of a certain beer.
Oct 13, 2023•18 min•Season 11Ep. 45
After reviewing Jordan's morning routine and taking on board the latest instructions from the podcast’s Chairman Emeritus, William reveals a traumatic interrogation regarding wet trainers. The boys also tackle your dilemmas on questionable team bonding exercises and discuss a very personal tale involving magnets.
Oct 10, 2023•45 min•Season 11Ep. 44
The boys take a trip back in time for a peer into the enigmatic mind of William Hanson through his diary entries, circa 2018. There’s also a bulging sack in the studio that’s in desperate need of attention, full to the brim with gifts, tales of wedding drinks etiquette and shameful behaviour in the gym.
Oct 06, 2023•18 min•Season 11Ep. 43
It was the morning after the night before, and the night before was a curry at Jordan's after putting away his washing and before watching a special episode of Keeping Up Appearances. As if William and Jordan don't spend enough time together, they're also going on an accidental weekend away together. The dilemmas this week get the boys emotional, from the sadness of a break up to the anger of a G&Diva's surprising discovery and the joy of an actual etiquette question.
Oct 03, 2023•47 min•Season 11Ep. 42
After some reflection on last week’s episode, the boys decide a little more focus is in order. They get straight to work in catching up on your correspondence involving secret shopper hacks, birthday poems, and listing out all the greatest things to come out of Australia (yes, Neighbours is on there).
Sep 29, 2023•13 min•Season 11Ep. 41
*There are conversations about dieting and weight loss in the first half of the podcast, press play after 15 minutes if you’d prefer to avoid them.* With Producer Ben pulling a sickie, the boys have been let loose to cause havoc in the studio unchallenged. Jordan’s furious with the latest VAR results for Burnley, and William is equally annoyed about the new toys Mikey’s bought for the bedroom (who said sleep apnoea can’t be sexy?). There’s also the small matter of helping with your dilemmas on w...
Sep 26, 2023•40 min•Season 11Ep. 40
Another weekend, another release, and this one unloads a whole mountain of gifts for the boys from all over the world! William and Jordan also catch up on your correspondence involving knives and forks, marriage proposals, and school assembly hymns. (WARNING: this episode contains moments of Jordan North singing.)
Sep 22, 2023•21 min•Season 11Ep. 39
After a lovely and thoughtful message from a dear G&Diva brings the boys close to tears, the conversation quickly returns to regular topics of conversation. What snacks should you buy for a train journey? How can you deal with manspreading? What's wrong with PB’s pubic hair? The list goes on. After that’s all sorted, the boys turn to helping with your dilemmas on how best to ask a friend to pay you back, whether it’s ok to say ‘bless you’ to a stranger, and a very dusty issue.
Sep 19, 2023•34 min•Season 11Ep. 38
A very, very special guest slid in to the boys DM’s this week - it’s Jane Boulton from the hit show Airline! Not only was Jane an iconic figure manning the check-in desks at Luton airport during the 90’s, but she’s now become an icon all over again with her unsympathetic interactions with air passengers going viral on TikTok. Expect advice on whether you should clap when the plane lands, how to get free upgrades, and what to say when a passenger reveals a gimp mask from their hand luggage.
Sep 15, 2023•26 min•Season 11Ep. 37
William and Jordan are coming in hot in today’s episode with some strong opinions on software updates, bow ties, and stock cubes (Yes - you are still listening to the Help I Sexted My Boss podcast - don’t worry). Once they’ve got all that off of their chests and into your ears, normal business resumes as they offer advice on your dilemmas regarding whether you should use cutlery or hands to eat a burger, what to do when you find your sex toys in the kids' sandpit, and how to tell your partner th...
Sep 12, 2023•34 min•Season 11Ep. 36
Another weekend, another release, and this one starts with a mystery parcel that promises to give William and Jordan a rather firm package . Plus there’s plenty of correspondence to catch up on on topics such as AirBnb nightmares, pornos, and correcting Ed Sheeran's grammar.
Sep 07, 2023•17 min•Season 11Ep. 35
There’s lots to celebrate in this week's episode. As well as the podcast hitting a very big social milestone, it’s also our William’s birthday! - and Jordan thinks he’s got the perfect gift (clue: it’s got a lovely rim). Plus the boys discuss being rude to neighbours, share some very insightful thoughts on croissants, and seek to help with your dilemmas on regifting presents to the person who bought you said gift, and how to tell a dear, dear friend you don’t want to watch his favourite 90s sitc...
Sep 05, 2023•51 min•Season 11Ep. 35
When Jordan said he needed to talk about something going viral down under, William started to fear the worst. Much to his delight it was all because the boys had been blowing up in Australia! - And PB’s got all the juicy details. Plus the boys catch up on some correspondence on dildos, massage horror stories, and getting banned from a restaurant after going for a poo.
Sep 01, 2023•22 min•Season 11Ep. 34
After a hectic few weeks for the boys, the dust has finally settled and normal life has resumed. But while Jordan’s eager to slow things down and enjoy some cooler weather, things have been heating up for William as he’s been spotted getting a lap dance! All is revealed in today’s episode, along with answers to your dilemmas on what to do when you suspect you’re being haunted, and how do you afford the therapy that comes after realising you’ve drunk your stepmother's breast milk?
Aug 29, 2023•42 min•Season 11Ep. 34
William and Jordan have landed back in London and have just enough time to have one final review of their time in Benidorm. Summing up this trip is almost impossible, and it's especially hard for William, but the boys give it a good go.
Aug 25, 2023•17 min•Season 11Ep. 33
