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Help I Sexted My Boss

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In Help I Sexted My Boss, manners meets mayhem! Two wildly different worlds collide as William Hanson and Jordan North take on the hilarious challenges of modern life. Expect laugh-out-loud stories, brutally honest moments, and a friendship that’s as unlikely as it is unfiltered.

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Episodes

Weekend Release: Jane Boulton From Airline

A very, very special guest slid in to the boys DM’s this week - it’s Jane Boulton from the hit show Airline! Not only was Jane an iconic figure manning the check-in desks at Luton airport during the 90’s, but she’s now become an icon all over again with her unsympathetic interactions with air passengers going viral on TikTok. Expect advice on whether you should clap when the plane lands, how to get free upgrades, and what to say when a passenger reveals a gimp mask from their hand luggage. If yo...

Sep 15, 202326 minSeason 11Ep. 37

Help We Didn't Flinch At Felching

William and Jordan are coming in hot in today’s episode with some strong opinions on software updates, bow ties, and stock cubes (Yes - you are still listening to the Help I Sexted My Boss podcast - don’t worry). Once they’ve got all that off of their chests and into your ears, normal business resumes as they offer advice on your dilemmas regarding whether you should use cutlery or hands to eat a burger, what to do when you find your sex toys in the kids' sandpit, and how to tell your partner th...

Sep 12, 202334 minSeason 11Ep. 36

Weekend Release: Mystery Package

Another weekend, another release, and this one starts with a mystery parcel that promises to give William and Jordan a rather firm package. Plus there’s plenty of correspondence to catch up on including topics such as AirBnB nightmares, pornos and correcting Ed Sheeran's grammar. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Frida...

Sep 07, 202317 minSeason 11Ep. 35

Help I Know Him From A Porno

There’s lots to celebrate in this week's episode. As well as the podcast hitting a very big social milestone, it’s also our William’s birthday and Jordan thinks he’s got the perfect gift (clue: it’s got a lovely rim). Plus the boys discuss being rude to neighbours, share some very insightful thoughts on croissants, and seek to help with your dilemmas on regifting presents to the person who bought you said gift, and how to tell a dear, dear friend you don’t want to watch his favourite 90s sitcom ...

Sep 05, 202351 minSeason 11Ep. 35

Weekend Release: Going Viral Down Under

When Jordan said he needed to talk about something going viral down under, William started to fear the worst. Much to his delight it was all because the boys had been blowing up in Australia! - And PB’s got all the juicy details. Plus the boys catch up on some correspondence on dildos, massage horror stories, and getting banned from a restaurant after going for a poo. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follo...

Sep 01, 202322 minSeason 11Ep. 34

Help I’ve Been Pinched By A Ghost

After a hectic few weeks for the boys, the dust has finally settled and normal life has resumed. But while Jordan’s eager to slow things down and enjoy some cooler weather, things have been heating up for William as he’s been spotted getting a lap dance! All is revealed in today’s episode, along with answers to your dilemmas on what to do when you suspect you’re being haunted, and how do you afford the therapy that comes after realising you’ve drunk your stepmother's breast milk? If you want to ...

Aug 29, 202342 minSeason 11Ep. 34

Weekend Release: Luxury Next Year?

William and Jordan have landed back in London and have just enough time to have one final review of their time in Benidorm. Summing up this trip is almost impossible, and it's especially hard for William, but the boys give it a good go. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube . Help I Sexted My Boss is pres...

Aug 25, 202317 minSeason 11Ep. 33

Help We're Live In Benidorm

William and Jordan are live on stage in BENIDORM. Join them at the Why Not Bar as they perform to a plane full of G&Divas and half of Jordan's family. There are drinking games, there's Wendy North on stage answering the ultimate question, and there are plenty of tricky dilemmas for our boys to (sort of) find solutions for, including how to avoid revealing your ‘moose knuckle’. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. ...

Aug 22, 202352 minSeason 11Ep. 33

Weekend Release: Oliday From Ell

The boys have firmly touched down in Benidorm, and despite Grandma Glennis’ wise words, it seems that William is living his holiday nightmare. To help convince him otherwise, we asked you to share your ACTUAL holiday nightmares to make William feel better… or at least we hope it does. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and ...

Aug 18, 202318 minSeason 11Ep. 32

Help We've Entered Benidorm

William and Jordan have landed in Benidorm! One of them is already hungover and one of them struggles to hide their horror for their local surroundings. There's more coffee chat, Jordan introduces William to his extended "Spanish" family and there are a string of sexually charged dilemmas. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday...

Aug 15, 202342 minSeason 11Ep. 32

Weekend Release: A Picky Tea... Cha Cha Cha

The Diva España weekend is here! But before the boys jet off to sunny Benidorm they have a few pieces of correspondence to go through, starting with a letter about the age-old holiday staple... a sunlounger scrap. We also hear your thoughts on the "sexy" Coronation Street theme tune, having a cheeky sip of the holy water, and we've got a treat from our musical G&Diva Robbie! If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. Yo...

Aug 11, 202317 minSeason 11Ep. 31

Help I Opened My Mum's Shoebox

Preparations for William and Jordan's trip to Benidorm are well under way as they (once again) argue over coffee. Listen out for dilemmas about humming in public, catching naughty business on camera and a final dilemma that's well worth the wait! If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube . Help I Sexted My Bo...

Aug 08, 202350 minSeason 11Ep. 31

Weekend Release: Tits and Toast

We've got a special guest on this Weekend Release, Robbie Taylor Hunt! He worked with William on the film 'Red, White, and Royal Blue' as the Intimacy Coordinator, and the boys (mostly Jordan) have many questions for him. From prosthetics to techniques, Robbie bares all in this special episode! If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tu...

Aug 04, 202326 minSeason 11Ep. 30

Help I've Seen Your Member

If it's not William and Jordan driving each other crazy, it's definitely driving EPB crazy as they spend half an hour talking about cars. But with three out of four dilemmas from 'anonymous' G&Divas, you know there's plenty to look forward to in the second half. If you have any complaints about the podcast, we'll be dealing with them in the same style as Airline's Jane Boulton, so you may want to keep them to yourself! If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun si...

Aug 01, 202350 minSeason 11Ep. 30

Weekend Release: The Dubonettes

Many of you got back to us on Instagram with your boy band name suggestions! So we thought it was only right that we share some of our faves in this week's Weekend Release. We've also had a message from a G&Diva who created a "sexy time" playlist for her best friend (yes, we questioned it too), so the boys go through the playlist... and let me tell you there are some strays in there. Plus there's more discussion on washing your new clothes and towels before use, and we've been sent a lovely ...

Jul 28, 202317 minSeason 11Ep. 29

Help I've Been Rear Ended

There's a bit of tension in the studio today, but the show must go on! It's the first recording since Jordan's return to the UK, so he tells us all about his fun adventures in Mijas, whilst William shares his unfortunate experience at a B&B. We hear dilemmas about a driving instructor with a foul stench in her car, a drunken interaction with a colleague, and a Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) loving trucker's fender bender! If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign...

Jul 25, 202346 minSeason 11Ep. 29

Weekend Release: It's A Q&A Spesh!

We’ve got a special episode this week. Instead of the regular correspondence, we have a Q&A with the boys! We’ve put together a bunch of your questions about the podcast, including ‘How long does it take to record an episode?’, ‘How did William and Jordan meet?’, and ‘How long will the podcast go on for?’. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest ...

Jul 21, 202316 minSeason 11Ep. 28

Help My Dog Ate My Housemate's Dildo

Some role reversals are going on in this week's episode of Help I Sexted My Boss. Jordan’s been living the luxury life at Wimbledon and is about to receive an honorary fellowship, while poor William is getting corrected about the origins of corduroy and has even been worried about committing treason! Luckily, Producer Ben keeps things on the straight and narrow as they answer your dilemmas regarding re-matching on dating apps, using your partner's toothbrush, and getting your colleague fired aft...

Jul 18, 202343 minSeason 11Ep. 28

Weekend Release: The Pocketless Dressing Gown

William has a few handwritten letters that he is currently replying to with some brand-new stationery. Jordan tells us all about his busy weekend at various events, and we have your Instagram responses from our story asking you to finish the sentence "You know you're a G&Diva when...". Plus the boys chat to two more Diva Espana winners! If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and...

Jul 14, 202321 minSeason 11Ep. 27

Help You're Being Demonstrative

After a difficult post-Glastonbury week for everyone, Jordan's ready for his 'mega weekend' and William's picking Jordan up on his latest excuses. There's also a Jordan lookalike who's been getting up to no good and Jordan questions whether William is good or bad. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube . H...

Jul 11, 202340 minSeason 11Ep. 27

Weekend Release: Lee-dow or Lie-dow?

With just over a month until Benidorm, Jordan has a couple of five-star reviews of Costa Blanca’s top attractions to try and put William’s mind at ease about the trip. Keeping up with the holiday spirit, we asked you to tell us your best swimming pool chat up lines and you did not disappoint! We also have a chat with another Diva Espana competition winner! If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM ...

Jul 07, 202317 minSeason 11Ep. 26

Diva Espana: Help My Father-In-Law Got Pumped

There are toasts flying around today after Jordan received some lovely news, and William's brother, James, is off to pastures new. There's also an elephant in the room in the form of Producer Ben's post-Glastonbury state... Talking of Glastonbury, Jordan tells all about his weekend at the festival, and we have dilemmas asking the boys what do you do when you have unannounced guests: when is the right time to meet your other half's parents and how to deal with seeing your father-in-law in a compr...

Jul 04, 202346 minSeason 11Ep. 26

Weekend Release: What Ever Happened To The Potato Peeler?

Jordan and Ben have just returned from Glastonbury and it's safe to say one is doing much better than the other. But we have something in store for two G&Diva's that's more exclusive than Glastonbury tickets... A place on the Diva Espana plane! William and Jordan chat with the lucky winners before getting into your correspondence about the etiquette of cancelled tour tickets, finding closure on the potato peeler saga, and dreaming about the sunny beaches of Benidorm. If you want to get invol...

Jun 30, 202318 minSeason 11Ep. 25

Diva Espana: Help My Dad Lied About The Dog

G&Divas are being discovered all over the country at the moment. You wouldn’t know it, but they are the scriptwriters in Eastenders, the organisers of major festivals, and are even being found working in the grounds of Windsor Castle! And just like you, they cannot wait to find out how William and Jordan can help with your dilemmas on topics such as dealing with being your mates boss at work, how to chat someone up at the swimming baths, and what to do when your librarian finds X-rated conte...

Jun 27, 202340 minSeason 11Ep. 25

Weekend Release: A Horny Haunting

The boys have good news for not one, but two lucky G&Divas who have won a place on the Diva España plane! Keeping our spirits high, Jordan gets validation from a listener about the Gay Ghost, William reads out correspondence about an embarrassing experience at the pharmacy, and we hear back about two previous dilemmas. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watc...

Jun 23, 202316 minSeason 11Ep. 24

Diva Espana: Help They Won’t Pay Me Back

In today’s episode of Help I Sexted My Boss there are some questionable opinions on the prolificacy of hayfever in Europe from our Jordan, and William’s been getting schooled on punctuation by the DVLA of all places! But there’s no questioning their expertise in solving your dilemmas on topics such as how long is too long to ask for someone to pay you back, and how to tell your partner you’re not ready to poop in front of them. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted f...

Jun 20, 202348 minSeason 11Ep. 24

Weekend Release: The First Diva Espana Winner!

We’ve got a very exciting announcement in today’s episode… The first Amazon Music Diva Espana winner! We’ve also received correspondence from a G&Diva living in Benidorm, someone in need of Jordan’s Invisalign tips, and a listener who is using an app to meet new friends! If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on ...

Jun 16, 202316 minSeason 11Ep. 23

Diva Espana: Help I Dusted Off Dusty

Have you ever wondered what the Spanish for ‘have I changed’ is? Or ever pondered on the French for ‘Wendy, can I borrow your potato peeler’? Well in today’s episode William and Jordan answer all your Sexted translation needs! They also help with your dilemmas on travelling the world solo, breaking bad news to children, and how to deal with accidents involving sex toys. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can fol...

Jun 13, 202346 minSeason 11Ep. 23

Weekend Release: The Toasted Tampon

Things get a bit heated in today's Weekend Release, from calling each other names, to a fiery follow-up from a G&Diva who just wants to keep the contents of their bin private. William recalls his experience working on a film set, and Jordan is truly horrified at a traumatic penis story... I think it might be time to put the penis chat away after his one. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and D...

Jun 09, 202315 minSeason 11Ep. 22

Diva Espana: Help It's Your First Chance To Win

Ahead of the inaugural meeting of the AFLC (Air Fryers Lovers Club) later this week, the boys have got together to settle some particularly tricky dilemmas involving friends taking advantage of your hospitality, how to cope with being in position of authority at work when your the youngest staff member, and what you should do when a blind date goes COMPLETELY wrong. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow ...

Jun 06, 202350 minSeason 11Ep. 22
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