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HI #115: Pink Flamingo

Brady and Grey discuss: Brady almost dying for The Grams, The UA2408 coverup and the 4153 conspiracy, ruling on what NASA can take into space, Brady buys an iPad Pro, The Numberphile podcast , the unsatisfying resolution of the Amazon HQ2 drama, The Australian Space Agency, and the most disliked video in YouTube's history: Rewind 2018. Sponsors: Brilliant: sign up for free to master key ideas in math and science through problem solving -- go to http://brilliant.org/hello to get 20% off the annua...

H.I. #114: Stunt Peanut

Grey and Brady discuss: a new, lightning-fast corner, overtourism, a conspiracy theory confirmed, NPCC, CCC, peanuts, and a call for your Christmas Questions . Sponsors: Hover: the best way to buy and manage domain names - go to hover.com/hi and get 10% off your first purchase from Hover HelloFresh: tasty recipes & fresh ingredients delivered to your door - for a total of $60 off ($20 off your first 3 boxes) go to hellofresh.com/hellointernet60 and use promo code hellointernet60 Fracture: ph...

H.I. #113: Thelma & Louise

Grey and Brady take a Southern road trip. Sponsors: Squarespace: head to squarespace.com/hello for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code HELLO to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain Fracture: photos printed in vivid color directly on glass - get a special discount off your first order at fractureme.com/hi and don't forget to pick Hello Internet in their one question survey Listeners like YOU on Patreon Show Notes: Discuss this episode on the reddit ...

H.I. #112: Consistency Hobgoblins

A new Hello Internet artifact is born, American state identities revisited, Banksy's shredding stunt, government and social media, daylight savings time disaster, Scrabble, and First Man. Sponsors: Squarespace: head to squarespace.com/hello for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code HELLO to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain Brilliant: sign up for free to master key ideas in math and science through problem solving -- go to http://brilliant.org/hel...

H.I. #111: Disgusting Wheel of Filth

Grey and Brady discuss: heatwaves revisited, progress in project Cyclops, The Apple Watch as Black Mirror horror, Brady goes to Peru, being from America, leap year criminals, doggy bags, The Buzz, and C-words. Sponsors: FreshBooks: Online invoicing made easy - get a free unrestricted 30-day trial at FreshBooks.com/hello and enter "Hello" in the how did you hear about us section Fracture: photos printed in vivid color directly on glass - get a special discount off your first order at fractureme.c...

H.I. #110: Love Monkey

Grey and Brady discuss questions from The Book of Thunks by Ian Gilbert and The Book of Questions by Gregory Stock. Sponsors: Amazon Prime Channels: only pay for the channels you want with Prime Video Channels. - start your free trials of over a hundred channels at tryprimechannels.com/hellointernet Backblaze: unlimited, cloud backup for Macs and PCs for just $5/month - get a fully-featured 15 day free trial at backblaze.com/hellointernet HelloFresh: $30 off your first week of HelloFresh at hell...

H.I. #109: Twitter War Room

Grey and Brady discuss: complaining on Twitter and the clap emoji, laugh inflation and linguistic treadmills, the long half-life of the Hello Internet vinyl edition, Brady is a hotstopper hero, Grey is a villain, Fire in the National Museum of Brazil, Fake or Fortune and Leonardo da Vinci, Listerine on Instagram, Project Cyclops, Grey's Drama Llama theory, and YouTubers burning out. Sponsors: FreshBooks: Online invoicing made easy - get a free unrestricted 30-day trial at FreshBooks.com/hello an...

H.I. #108: Project Cyclops

Grey and Brady discuss: Brady story time, KSI vs Logan Paul, left vs right & heroes vs villains, why-don't-you-just-ism, Formula One, and Grey is concerned about the attention economy and his own attention span. Sponsors: Molekule: the only air purifier that actually destroys pollutants - get $75 off your first order at molekule.com and don't forget to enter offer code hello at checkout Fracture: photos printed in vivid color directly on glass - get 15% off your first order at fractureme.com...

H.I. #107: One Year of Weird

Brady and Grey discuss: a FOT5k story (or is it?), passing the Brady Turing Test, paper straws, liveable cities, the morality of snakes and ladders, pony painting parties, and Space Force. Sponsors: Try Dashlane here: www.dashlane.com/hellointernet (Plus, here's a promo code for 70% off -> hellointernet) Backblaze: unlimited, cloud backup for Macs and PCs for just $5/month - get a fully-featured 15 day free trial at backblaze.com/hellointernet Squarespace: head to squarespace.com/hellointerne...

H.I. #106: Water on Mars

Grey & Brady discuss the British 'heat wave', water on Mars, Trypophobia, Kit Kat Trademarks, anti-dog discrimination, and YouTube's new news initiative and fake news. Sponsors: Backblaze: unlimited, cloud backup for Macs and PCs for just $5/month - get a fully-featured 15 day free trial at backblaze.com/hellointernet Fracture: Photos printed in vivid color directly on glass - get 15% off your first order at fractureme.com/hi and don't forget to pick Hello Internet in their one question surv...

A Recent Hello Internet

Brady & Grey discuss: the fasten your seatbelt sign, breaking news feedback about Garth the Deer, a big round of Hello Internet show and tell, and Grey reviews his time on Instagram. Sponsors: HelloFresh: $30 off your first week of HelloFresh at hellofresh.com/hellointernet with promo code HelloInternet Squarespace: head to squarespace.com/hellointernet for a free trial and when you're ready to launch, use the offer code HELLO to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain Brilli...

H.I. #104: Fruitbooting

Grey and Brady discuss: the cost of platinum, Twitter-less phones, chick flicks and airpods, comments on comments on The Internet, stealing from the self-checkout machines, YouTube subscriptions, and Solo . Sponsors: Brilliant: go to http://brilliant.org/hello and sign up for free -- first 200 people get 20% off the annual Premium subscription Squarespace: head to squarespace.com/hellointernet for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code HELLO to save 10% off your first p...

H.I. 103: Don't Read The Comments

Grey and Brady discuss: Garth update, things forgotten, the color magenta, friends, and Conspiracy by Ryan Holiday: Peter Theil & Hulk Hogan vs Gawker. Sponsors: Casper The Internet’s favourite mattress. Get $50 off select mattresses with the code: HI Away: Travel smarter with the suitcase that charges your phone. Click here to get $20 off: Squarespace: build your website. Save 10% off your first purchase with code HELLO Listeners like YOU on Patreon Show Notes: Discuss this episode on the r...

H.I. #102: Secret Cinema

Grey and Brady discuss: the looming UK hotstopper ban, Grey has a coffee revelation, final thoughts on the non-existent political beliefs of dogs, charitable interpretations of people's words, Plane Crash Corner, Brady's bylines, Grey & Dragons & Death, and a visit to a secret cinema. Sponsors: HelloFresh: $30 off your first week of HelloFresh at hellofresh.com/hellointernet with promo code Hello Internet Brilliant: go to brilliant.org/HelloInternet and sign up for free -- first 200 peop...

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Brady gets a new computer, words that must not be spoken, hotstopper distribution, national days, YouTube as the arbiter of truth, flat earthers, pilot announcements on flights, and gun emojis. Sponsors: Try Dashlane here: www.dashlane.com/hellointernet (Plus, here's a promo code -> hellointernet) Squarespace: start building your website today with a free fourteen day trial and 10% off first purchase using offer code HELLO Audible: get a free audiobook with a 30-day trial by signing up at aud...

Hello Internet Episode One Hundred

Grey and Brady discuss: tennis balls and necessary lies revisited, the first self-driving fatality and the future of (semi)autonomous cars, tattoos, bitmoji, the UK Nazi pug, and everyone's favorite social network: Facebook. Sponsors: Skillshare: Never stop learning. Learn new skills or improve your current ones with 18,000+ online classes at www.skillshare.com/hello - first 1000 people to sign up receive their first 2 months for $ 0.99 FreshBooks: Online invoicing made easy - get a free unrestr...

H.I. #99: The Necessary Lies of Civilization

Grey and Brady discuss: Brady feels Audrey is getting sidelined, maybe a crack opens for the dark arts, Brady buys a new phone, destroying the value of stocks with your opinions, vacationing in Antarctica, politicians blocking people on Twitter, social media impersonations and anti-verification, the safest year of flying?, and the death of Stephen Hawking. Sponsors: Hover: The best way to buy and manage domain names - get 10% off your first order Fracture: Photos printed in vivid color directly ...

H.I. #98: The Dogfather

Grey and Brady discuss: earthquake zones, a Mr. Chompers update, the color of a tennis ball, ...dreams revisited, social media during disasters, some of the activities people might engage in while listening to Hello Internet corner... and another new corner, and the Amazon HQ2.

H.I. #97: Tesla in Space

Grey and Brady discuss: reviews revisited, why Grey watches the airline safety videos anyway, the SpaceX Falcon Heavy Launch, *The Confession Tapes*, and hotmail.com.

H.I. #96: The Humblehug

Grey & Brady discuss: Star Wars Lego and the Last Jedi reactions, airline safety videos revisited, rating our podcast on iTunes , social advice, Twitter advertises Twitter, rapid fire news, YouTube monetization changes and the eternal adpocalypse again, and Black Mirror Season 4: USS Callister. Sponsors: Skillshare: Never stop learning. Learn new skills or improve your current ones with 18,000+ online classes at www.skillshare.com/hello Harry's: Quality Men's Shaving Products - go to www.har...

H.I. 95: Break Glass in Case of Emergency

Grey and Brady discuss The Book of Thunks Sponsors: Eero: Happy Wifi, Happy life. Use code hellointernet for free overnight shipping in the US and Canada Hover: The best way to buy and manage domain names - get 10% off your first purchase at www.hover.com/hi Squarespace: start building your website today with a free fourteen day trial and 10% off first purchase Listeners like YOU on Patreon Show Notes: Discuss this episode on the reddit...

H.I. Star Wars The Last Jedi Christmas Special

Grey and Brady discuss The Last Jedi . (With minor spoilers for The Wizard of Oz) This episode is brought to you entirely by listeners like you on Patreon . Merry Christmas!

H.I. #94: Video of Meaninglessness

Grey and Brady discuss: Mr Chomper's parallel universe, Hello Internet medals of honor and the Tims in general, Brady in Australia and everything you might imagine that involves, childrearing in our connected world, all the things one could know about Santa Claus, hot towels on planes, and YouTube Rewind. Sponsors: Backblaze: Online backup for your business - 15 day free trial Videoblocks: Get all the stock images, video, and audio you can imagine for $149 Squarespace: start building your websit...

H.I. #93: Mr. Chompers

Grey and Brady discuss: cute puppy photos, HI hotstopper distribution, inspiring kids with the right stuff, Periodic Videos approaches one million subscribers, the state of our YouTube channels, the delivery cartel, adpocalypse eternal, and the crossing of corners. Sponsors: Squarespace: start building your website today with a free fourteen day trial and 10% off first purchase Fracture: print your memories directly on glass Eero: Happy Wifi, Happy life. Use code hellointernet for free overnight...

H.I. #92: Grey Honeypot

Grey & Brady discuss: the Hello Internet logistics center, Objectivity censorship revisited, Twitter grants Grey (and Brady) 280 characters, Halloween IN SPACE and corporate attention grabbing on Twitter, school photos and (::sigh::) safety , the 9/11 memorial, Universal Paperclips, and Operation Hotstoppers. Sponsors: Backblaze: Online backup for $5/month - 15 day free trial Squarespace: start building your website today with a free fourteen day trial and 10% off first purchase Harry's: Qua...

H.I. #91: Last Man to Die?

Grey and Brady discuss: singing, the psychology of self-checkout machines, laygo, animal emoji changes at Apple, yet more ways to be freebooted, 'nudity' on YouTube, school photos, plane crash corner, and death and immortality. Sponsors: Videoblocks: Get all the stock images, video, and audio you can imagine for $149. Download anything from thousands of images, videos, and tracks—and unlock discounts on millions more. Backblaze: Online backup for $5/month - 15 day free trial Squarespace: start b...

H.I. #90: Pumpkin Pressure

Grey and Brady discuss: emoji revisited and the plurals of words, spoilers revisited, the 280 character upper class, Twitter Halloween, SpaceX Adelaide action, the drama over Brady's lego set resolved... or maybe not, Brady in Las Vegas during the shooting and advertising during tragedy, the (fiction of) the 2017 Nobel prize in physics. Sponsors: Harry's: Quality Men's Shaving Products - go to www.harrys.com/HI for a free trial set Audible: get a free 30-day trial by signing up at audible.com/he...

H.I. #89 -- A Swarm of Bad Emoji

Grey & Brady discuss: mint condition, American news, X and the new iPhone, the Firewatch copyright strike against PewDiePie, being a TripAdvisor parasite, papercuts 'lightning' round, not The Buzz but rather bee emojis 🐝, and the movie version of The Circle. Sponsors: Squarespace: start building your website today with a free fourteen day trial and 10% off first purchase Harry's: Quality Men's Shaving Products - go to www.harrys.com/HI for a free trial set Hover: The best way to buy and man...