Royals Go Dictating

The royal family’s year-long campaign to make Sophie Wessex happen has allegedly borne fruit: Boris Johnson believes Prince Edward and Sophie could stop the Scottish independence movement in its tracks! Elsewhere, Prince William no longer believes racism is “boring”, and even deigns to tweet about it, while we catch up on the controversial 1969 documentary the Queen had banned from TV. Plus, Meghan Markle makes a strongly-worded statement about mysterious changes to Archie’s birth certificate, and Prince Harry secures an expensive win in his tabloid battle.