Never A Rose Without A Prick

It’s not all roses for the Cambridges — as the Marchioness of Cholmondeley is named one of the most “socially powerful” people in the UK, we go on the ground at her Norfolk home, Houghton Hall, to find out how deep the Cholmondeleys’ royal connection goes. Prince William and Kate Middleton continue to dispel the affair rumours on an idyllic family holiday, and make a bizarre statement about Kate’s alleged ‘baby Botox’. We’ve got new birthday portraits of Prince George, who has been working his magic with a society of wizards, while Prince Harry demonstrates a chimp greeting and charms the children of Sheffield. In Windsor, meanwhile, an “overprotective” palace official releases a list of dos and don’ts for Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s neighbours, and we discuss what the Queen is allegedly gifting Meghan for her upcoming birthday.