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Heavy Friending

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Joe and Laura aren't friends. They barely know each other. But through this podcast, they just might become buds. Listen along on their journey that may or may not end at friendship.
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Episodes

Joe and Laura are Mad

Joe and Laura are mad as hell! The environment: MAD. Pee on the toilet seat: MAD. Customer service robots: MAD! They're so pissed, they gotta get it out, and you gotta listen! Become a patron of Heavy Friending ! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending AND Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter! @HeavyFriending everywhere. Laura: @thelauraleeb Joe: @mrjoebarlow...

Sep 02, 201938 min

How I Met Comedian Ryan Cownie's Mother

Comedian and friendship expert Ryan Cownie visits Joe and Laura for a discussion that could get all of them in trouble in the future. Ryan's flying high on the Dew® Train, Joe is advocating for "that wall", and Laura is mad at doorbells. Also making a surprise cameo is Ryan's mom. She updates alls about her day and oils. Get Ryan' album I Can't Die here. And rent the Vimeo here . Become a patron of Heavy Friending ! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending AND Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, I...

Aug 26, 201951 min

Joe and Laura Talk to Spencer Gibb

In addition to Laura’s really big hat, Austin musician, Spencer Gibb, is on the pod! Spencer discusses his unique childhood and making friends as the son of one of the most famous musicians in the world, Robin Gibb of the Bee Gees. Other topics include “Cats,” space jizz, and doo-doo-feces. Spencer describes a couple wild dance-floor encounters. Joe alllllmost tells Laura he loves her. And, through expert interview techniques, Joe and Laura extract Wikipedia-worthy information from their very sp...

Aug 19, 20191 hr 14 min

Joe and Laura Talk on the Phone

Believe it or not, Joe and Laura have never talked on the phone. So when Joe feels a little under the weather, he takes a new (somewhat taboo) step in their growing friendship and gives Laura a ring. Joe helps Laura interpret a dream about a woman named Maria WITH SHRIMP FOR EYES, while Laura helps Joe interpret his dream about a warm, squishy hug from Oprah. Toilet flushes, awkward pauses, and a bit of static all flow together in a beautiful sonic landscape that is the modern telephone conversa...

Aug 05, 201935 min

Joe and Laura Meet a Dominatrix

Professional dominatrix, Sam, teaches Joe and Laura the “ins and outs” of BDSM. How do you make friends in the dungeon? What’s a “fart session?” Have you been a bad little boy? Mind the mistress, and you just might learn a thing or two about the kinky underground. Become a patron of Heavy Friending ! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending AND Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter! @HeavyFriending everywhere. Laura: @thelauraleeb Joe: @mrjoebarlow...

Jul 29, 201954 min

Queer Eye for Joe and Laura

Joe has never seen an episode of the popular show, Queer Eye. Laura has not only seen most of them, but has a deep emotional connection to the series. So the two got together to watch the season 4 premiere. Do they like it? Will this deepen their friendship? Will Laura force Joe to get a makeover? Find out by listening. Also Joe sings a song. Don't forget to rate and review Heavy Friending ! =) To see Laura cry about "Queer Eye" in her Insta story, become a patron. https://www.patreon.com/heavyf...

Jul 22, 201932 min

Joe Has a Friend Named Tom

Joe went to college with a guy named Tom. They became friends. But why? And how? And also huh? Listen if you dare. Don't forget to rate and review Heavy Friending ! =) Become a patron or go to hell. https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending AND Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter! @HeavyFriending everywhere. Laura: @thelauraleeb Joe: @mrjoebarlow...

Jul 15, 201953 min

Joe and Laura Run Out of Things to Say

Joe and Laura have said it all. Yep, they’re finally out of things to say… until they aren’t. Joe is still HIGHLY concerned about grackles (aka “demon birds”) and has researched the legality of MURDERING THEM. Also, prepare yourselves for a good fifteen minutes of accent-work and some light Independence Day banter. Don't forget to rate and review Heavy Friending ! =) Listen to the bird, and become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending AND Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram,...

Jul 08, 201934 min

Joe and Laura Debate

The Democratic debates have begun, and Joe and Laura are going head to head about the issues that matter most to you. Climate change? No, of course not. Immigration? Are you kidding me? Healthcare? Get outta here! When the hosts of Heavy Friending debate, it’s about much more than topics as simple as voting rights and gun control. Instead, Joe and Laura are talking vegetables… perhaps, the most controversial veggie of them all: THE BRUSSELS SPROUT. This fast-paced battle of wit (moderated by the...

Jul 01, 20198 min

Joe and Laura Get Childish at #ChildsPlayMovie

"You are a child's play thing." This is a quote from a movie where the toys are alive. And while a sequel to that movie debuted this weekend there was another film involving toys becoming sentient: Child's Play. Joe and Laura got to check out the brand new reboot at an early screening. They wore fun outfits. Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending AND Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter! Don't forget to rate and review our podcast! =) @HeavyFriending everyw...

Jun 24, 201938 min

Joe and Laura Do ASMR

Pop in your earbuds, get those tight little buns in bed, and listen to the soothing voices of Joe Barlow and Laura Lee Bishop as they ASMR you to tingly paradise. Sure, Joe and Laura don't really know what ASMR is, but does anyone? Hear them whisper naughty secrets and crunch tasty snacks. Laura's dog, Ruger Elizabeth Taylor, even makes an audio appearance. This week, Joe is mad about climate change (per usual), Laura talks in great detail about her period (again, nothing new there), but most im...

Jun 03, 201948 min

Joe and Laura Check In

It's been too long since Joe and Laura had a good ol' fashioned talk (2 episodes ago), and it's time to reconnect. Joe wants abs; Laura continues cat-fishing potential partners for Joe on OkCupid; and they absolutely do NOT record a Patreon commercial featuring exciting new characters like Tony, a man living in the bird's nest who resists the temptation to do drugs. But you can become a patron here: https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending AND Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram, and Twi...

May 27, 201958 min

Joe and Laura Watch Game of Thrones

Your favorite friendship duo watches the finale of the most epic television show ever created, HBO’s “Game of Thrones.” Will Joe and Laura’s predictions come true? Why wasn’t there more nudity in the final episode? Do the Unsullied have a frank but no beans or no frank AND no beans? Which character deserves a spin-off? Join the hosts of Heavy Friending in this extra special #GOT finale episode! Become a Patron! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram,...

May 20, 201936 min

On the Red Carpet at the iHeartCountry Festival

Glitz, glamor, and sleeveless shirts! Joe hits the red carpet of the iHeartCountry Festival in Austin with special guest Graysen Christopher. The two ask weird questions of country music's top talent including Russell Dickerson, Luck Combs, Morgan Wallen, Cody Allen, Michael Ray, Bobby Bones, Tenille Townes, and Caylee Hammack. Become a Patron! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter! And please rate and review our podcast! =) @HeavyFrien...

May 13, 201933 min

The Birds

Most people agree the birds suck. Joe shares a first hand account of why they suck so much. Especially grackles. Also Laura does what she calls a "Robin Williams" impression and debuts her new song, "My Delorean". Become a Patron! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter! And please rate and review our podcast! =) @HeavyFriending #HeavyFriending Laura: @thelauraleeb Joe: @mrjoebarlow...

May 06, 201942 min

Joe and Laura Sing Karaoke

Check out Common Interest Karaoke Bar & Grill! https://www.ciaustin.com/ Become a Patron! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter! And please rate and review our podcast! =) @HeavyFriending #HeavyFriending Laura: @thelauraleeb Joe: @mrjoebarlow

Apr 22, 201939 min

Laura Helps Joe Get a Date Part 2

The title says it all but let me say some more. Last week, Laura helped Joe create an OKCupid profile. This week it gets real. Has Laura done a good job in attracting who potential mate? Will Joe ever find true love? Or at least an internet girlfriend who lives in Canada? Let's find out. Become a Patron! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter! And please rate and review our podcast! =) @HeavyFriending #HeavyFriending Laura: @thelauraleeb...

Apr 15, 201958 min

Laura Helps Joe Get a Date Part 1

It's no secret that Joe goes on a lot of dates. (At least that's what he claims.) It's also not a secret that Laura is happily married. Perhaps she holds the secret to finding Joe a meaningful mate. In this episode Laura creates a dating profile for Joe on OKCUPID. Let's see if Laura can do online dating better than Joe. Become a Patron! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter! And please rate and review our podcast! =) @HeavyFriending #H...

Apr 08, 201941 min

Joe and Laura Want to Help You

Joe and Laura give advice when no, technically, one asked for it. Joe gesticulates wildly, flaunting his healthy wrists, while Laura - EXCUSE ME - attempts a terrible Irish accent. Can your favorite besties counsel Lusty Mom, Some Guy, and James S****** through their friendship predicaments? Predictably, Joe and Laura can’t seem to help themselves from mentioning Nick F***** a few times. Show the Heavy Friending Sale Department some love by becoming a patron! You’ll also receive exclusive video ...

Apr 01, 201942 min

Muriel Returns: Old Beginnings

After the incredible success of last year's hit podcast, Muriel (created and produced by Joe Barlow) we've decided to change the format of the podcast again. Heavy Friending was fun but it didn't work. The investigative reporter podcast format, that explores one case over multiple episodes, did. Thanks for your support for this and all future episode of Muriel.

Apr 01, 20199 min

Joe and Laura Catch Up

Joe and Laura have been busy for weeks, and they gotta catch up. Joe asserts that Laura was too pro-Russia at her last live show. Laura is still on "island time" from her #springbreak at the beach. Joe thinks it's a good time to be Joe, and Laura likes Harry Potter now. For exclusive video of a super sweet surprise Joe made for Laura, become a patron of Heavy Friending! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter! And please rate and review o...

Mar 25, 201941 min

Joe Hangs with Laura's Mom

Karen, Special K, Big Mama - whatever you want to call her, Laura’s mom is in town, and she’s talking to Joe. Oh, yea, and Michael Jackson pops in for a visit. Become a patron of Heavy Friending to hear an exclusive clip with Laura's mom! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter! @HeavyFriending #HeavyFriending Laura: @thelauraleeb Joe: @mrjoebarlow Laura's Mom: @SpecialK1803 Email us at [email protected]...

Mar 18, 201942 min

Joe and Laura Pitch a Reality Show

Joe and Laura have a stupid idea for a reality show. Laura has gas, and Joe is obsessed with beaches and farting on airplanes. Three brothers. Two alive, one dead. Last name “King.” Owners of a Christmas tree farm. Oh, and Mother King is dead. Sound like a hit reality show? Maybe not, but you’re watching “We Three Kings” only on Bravo. Become a patron of Heavy Friending and "We Three Kings" (only on Bravo)! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram, and...

Mar 04, 201943 min

Joe and Laura Get Spiritual

Joe helps Laura sort through a profound spiritual experience, as well as, a bizarre, murderous dream. Laura is hobbit-obsessed, and Joe likes to dance to “Soul Bossa Nova.” Confused? Joe and Laura are, too. To see video of Joe and Laura's middle school dance moves, become a patron of Heavy Friending! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter! @HeavyFriending #HeavyFriending Laura: @thelauraleeb Joe: @mrjoebarlow Email us at heavyfriending@g...

Feb 25, 201936 min

Joe and Laura Get Electrocuted

Joe and Laura don’t have abs. Joe and Laura want abs. Joe and Laura order abdominal stimulators on Amazon. Joe and Laura get electrocuted. To see video of Joe and Laura's abdominal electrocution become a patron of Heavy Friending at the link below! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter! @HeavyFriending #HeavyFriending Laura: @thelauraleeb Joe: @mrjoebarlow Email us at [email protected]...

Feb 18, 201936 min

About Bree (Bonus)

My dear friend, Breanna, lost her battle with skin cancer last week. I’m still processing this loss, so I’m not yet able to express what she meant to me or how hard it has been to say goodbye. One thing is for certain, I will never be the same. I love and miss you, little bird. xoxo Laura Lee For more information on melanoma, visit skincancer.org

Feb 13, 201911 min

Joe and Laura Bless You

Joe and Laura have a lot on their minds! Fake glasses: infuriating. Not flushing after "a brown": uncool. Saying "bless you" after someone sneezes: HOW DARE YOU? Joe is proud of himself for standing up to a big, manly mechanic, and Laura is really psyched about fruit. #VincentVanGoth To see Joe and Laura's ladder photoshoot become a patron of Heavy Friending at the link below! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter! @HeavyFriending #Heav...

Jan 28, 201941 min

Joe and Laura Enter the Virtual World

Joe and Laura enter the virtual world with Playstation Virtual Reality. They beat boxes with sticks, but Joe doesn't like the music... also, he sucks at it. Laura really wants to look like a wizard. Then, they take a trip on a haunted roller coaster. Laura kills clowns, and Joe ducks and dives around pig-men mutants. To see video of Joe and Laura's virtual adventure become a patron of Heavy Friending at the link below! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, In...

Jan 21, 201945 min

Joe and Laura and Steel Slats

Joe and Laura catch up after holiday break, but they’re both a little sick. Laura is concerned with bare butts, and Joe makes a case for steel slats. They give Nick F***** a call, get a little patriotic, and argue about peanut butter. Typical. To see a professional reenactment of the bathroom butt guy, become a patron of Heavy Friending! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter! @HeavyFriending #HeavyFriending Laura: @thelauraleeb Joe: @mr...

Jan 14, 201944 min

Joe and Laura say Farewell to 2018 and Hello to Nick F*****

Joe and Laura plan on recording a big farewell to 2018 but, instead, discuss their recent physical ailments. Laura has stitches, and Joe was attacked by a plastic plant. They introduce a new segment in which they try to find friends on Craigslist and call a prospective new pal by the name of Nick F*****. Again, his name is Nick F*****. Also, Laura hates her neighbors. For Joe and Laura's medical photos, become a patron of Heavy Friending! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending Follow Heavy Frien...

Dec 31, 201845 min
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