Episode 40 - Lord of War (2005)
Guns...Grenades...Hooray! featuring special guest Max Bussman

Guns...Grenades...Hooray! featuring special guest Max Bussman
In which our hero steals the Declaration of Independence
In which we see the movie our hero wishes to see.
In which our hero directs James Franco as himself and himself as a Cajun Eddie King
Starring Miles Lovecraft as Miles and Dave. Also featuring special guest Lionel Williams.
careeraftermilitary.com ranks Windtalkers as the fourth most inaccurate war film ever made
In which our hero, his co-stars, and NFL legend John Madden make a mockery of no less than 5 European dialects. Featuring our first international guest Giovanni Cervigni, all the way from Italy!
In which our hero reaches the tipping point and is moved to tears. Featuring special guest Kathryne Dameron-Johnstone
In which our hero blasts to Palm Springs, instantly feeling better about being me. Special guest Leah Harper reads Cage's chart and discovers how we're astrologically connected to him.
Just when you thought it was safe to bring the dead back in....
In which our hero dances with the devil. Featuring special guest St. James Adenoid
In which Rick Santoro & the planet hollywood globe get swept away by an enormous tsunami. Featuring the music of Aerosmith
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a Cage! featuring special guest Rob Sundermann
In which our hero stars in a heavenly rom-dram based on a Goo Goo Dolls music video featuring special guest Kristin Halladay
In which our hero takes his face.....OFF. Featuring special guest Max Winston
How do I live without you? I want to know, How do I breathe without you? If you ever go, How do I ever, ever survive? featuring special guest Lex Friedman
Inside Bay's multiverse, Sir Sean Connery opens a golf course on Alcatraz. Featuring special guest Austin Cook & regular guest Emily
In which our hero wins an oscar for the longest suicide note ever. Featuring special guest Efrain Schunior
F.A.B.
In which our hero robs a bank, compulsively. Hear the conclusion of Cage's American road diary, including the full poem that inspired this podcast.
Cop Gives Waitress $2 Million Tip; Cop Divorces Wife; Cop Marries Waitress. featuring guests Kathryne & Jesse Dameron-Johnstone
In which we rewrite the worst romcom (?) we've ever seen into NATIONAL TREASURE 3: STEALING TESS Dave continues his dramatic reading of Cage's journey to the heart of the American Dream
In which our hero participates in the ultimate con. We welcome back Emily, our first repeat guest, and Dave reads excerpts from Cage's 1991 tour diary to the heart of America.
In which our hero journeys to the center of America
In which our heros discover the DNA of the great propaganda movie of our time within a racially charged comedy of errors.
= MAXIMUM VIOLENCE IMMEDIATELY= Elvis seems to be a recurring theme
In which our hero's overbearing angst overshadows his co-star's illustrious headgear.
In which our hero's snakeskin jacket represents a symbol of his individuality and his belief in personal freedom. Featuring special guest Emily Adams
In which our hero fails to trace Top Gun.
While shooting at an animal in the dark, our hero contracts leprosy.