We convene, mashing our zany and/or very hungover energies together, to discuss various bribery schemes to make people profess certain political ideologies or vote in certain directions, as well as contests to go "hawking" with RFK or whale watching with him and his wife. Kamala's having trouble using words. Obama's letting his subtlety game slip a bit while lecturing Black dudes about how they need to VOTE the right way. Nazis invade St. Louis. A German Nazi dies while trying to hike Hitler's f...
Oct 14, 2024•1 hr 44 min
Another spate of global happenings as seen/transmitted from the Extremely Above Ground Bunker by Heat Death of the Universe's cosmonautical microphonist, Joshua Nomen-Mutatio. The Memorial to the Victims of Communism in Ottawa has run into a little Third Reich-ish type snag recently. The slowmotion sea change on Ukraine continues as more and more high ranking officials seem ready to give up what was always an unwinnable war with Russia. US helps keep Ukrainian soldiers from fleeing the battlefie...
Oct 10, 2024•1 hr 32 min
We discuss the subjective documentary Room 237 in which a handful of obsessive armchair theorists share their various interpretations of Stanley Kubrick's masterclass in splicing arthouse ambiguity with genre trope driven narrative, The Shining. What's in between each frame in these frame-by-frame analyses? North American genocide? Freudian treatise? A false moon landing confessional? Subliminal advertising techniques on display and under scrutiny? The historic ripples and echoes of the Third Re...
Oct 07, 2024•1 hr 27 min
Curl up with a good doom scrolling device and get real cozy in the Extremely Above Ground Bunker and step into the spotlit amphitheater of the mind as Josh sifts through piles of current geopolitical events including but not limited to: More vile threats/"jokes" about beepers coming from elected officials. US Department of War spokespeople being heinous as usual. The stupid fucking Blue vs Red horserace drags on and Dems keep crowing about how great their bipartisan immigration bill is despite i...
Oct 03, 2024•1 hr 50 min
The British version of Joe Rogan tries to get deep about the true meaning behind Kamala's platitudes with reknowned pompous blowhard Eric Weinstein. Evangelical Christians on the verge of taking the Christ out of Christianity and how does this relate to organized labor in the United States? MAGA nation takes on the oppressors over at Big Baseball. Trump ranks some self-described "Black Nazi Perv" alongside MLK. The Hollywood Hills are being overrun by the unhoused and no one can figure out who's...
Sep 29, 2024•1 hr 46 min
More transmission compiled and sent during human moments in World War III, from the atom mother satellite's heart in the Extremely Above Ground Bunker. US-NATO-Ukraine relations push the planet ever closer to committing seppuku with a big ass nuclear warhead. Ansarallah will hopefully form an alliance with the astronomers of the world and wage war on Elon Musk's Starlink satellites. The US tries to censor and ban African Stream media, and tells on its racist self big time in the process. Israel ...
Sep 26, 2024•2 hr 12 min
October 7th: The Play: The Movie: The Musical: The Coupon: The Ride Eve Fartlow wants us to know her deep suffering, her righteous laughter at dead and mutilated civilians, and appreciate the thousands of years everyone has enjoy the humor and intellectual achievements of her people. Tom Cotton found to be Freudianly slippin' on main. Also, been caught stealin' gold in Iraq. New Havana Syndrome just dropped. Trump rally attendees report mysterious eye maladies. Trump misgenders at his own peril....
Sep 21, 2024•1 hr 55 min
I begin my full orbit around the Earth while positioned over southeast Asia, delivering my observations upon terra firma via the podcasting apparati. News items (ordered, more or less, from the most grim and bleak to the least) from the following nations are commented upon and delivered: Lebanon Israel Italy Yemen Afghanistan Russia USA Mexico Ecuador Brazil Switzerland Special thanks to KNOWER for the vocal sample in the intro music. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreo...
Sep 19, 2024•1 hr 34 min
Well-established all around degenerate piece of shit, Dr. Phil , does some good ol' fashioned genocide whitewashing in an exclusive interview with one Bibi "The Butcher of Palestine" Netanyahu. AI music scams in the grand grifting USA tradition, as old as the Republic and what this nation was built upon + AI cries for help and roboticized tears. Joe R-Word Biden has a 9/11 to get ta doin', mack! Kamala continues to be honored by Republicans and MegaCorporations endorsing her brat ass candidacy. ...
Sep 15, 2024•2 hr 6 min
Transmitting for a second time from the Extremely Above Ground Bunker, encircling the Earth at 17,000 miles per hour, witnessing 16 sunrises and sunsets per day, detached from mother gaia's fullest grativational embrace. These Are The 10 Worst Ads Exploiting The 9/11 Attacks New Popular Front rallies French to save democracy from Macron-Le Pen coup Turkey's Erdogan Pretends to Support Gaza While Cozying Up to the US War Machine More endless hell from Israel-Palestine. South Korean solidarity wit...
Sep 11, 2024•1 hr 14 min
We belatedly note the recent appearance of Labor Day and talk through the "weird history" of how newspaper boys, ages 7 to 12, formed a union and brought two towering newspaper publishers to their knees in the summer of 1899 . After that, we discuss a new documentary called Doom Scroll: Andrew Tate and the Dark Side of the Internet . We talk Tate but we moreso talk about the documentary's larger preoccupation with the evils of algorithms and AI and one USofA flag-hugging, Filet-O-Fish®-gobbling,...
Sep 07, 2024•1 hr 36 min
The inaugural episode of The Eschaton Review, a podcast within a podcast. Peering down upon the globe from his Extremely Above Ground Bunker, in solitude, Josh will relay the events unfolding on the fractitious Earth below. Today, the following happenings were monologued about: Nicolás Maduro declares Christmas to be on October 1st this year. Who Does He Think He Is, Saint Nicolás Maduro?, Remarks John Bolton, Other Assholes. The Venezualan government stole Air Force One. Or possibly it's the ot...
Sep 05, 2024•1 hr 31 min
Please enjoy this infomercial and trailer for this upcoming podcast within a podcast, a little thing I like to call The Eschaton Review . Special thanks to Heat Death Familial Unit Member, Jason D. Newland for the wonderful title. Expect something to land in your RSS feeds by Wednesday, September 4th, 2024. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon / buzzsprout Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org More From Timothy Robert Buechner Podcast: Q&T ARE / violentpeople.co Twe...
Sep 02, 2024•12 min
We talk about three lawsuits. It's exciting, I swear on e'rythang. We read an amazing prophetic divining of the future year 2051 by some fantasia-fueled Party cheerleader who thinks voting blue no matter who will usher in a utopian age. What's going on with all the "ceaselessly fighting for a ceasefire" by the Politics of Joy USA Party? Joe Biden has completely disappeared from our minds once again. He's the President still, yeah? Other assorted CocoWalznutz odds and ends. What's really going on...
Sep 01, 2024•1 hr 54 min
We talk through the week's display of the Demonic Nuremberg Callousness convention. Also, a splash of hilarious and horrendous hasbara. And we make sure to be Fair and Balanced™ by mocking Jizz Dance Vance's latest rally paraphernalia, look at how Trump continues to lash out and seemingly give up at the same time, RFK's bombshell endorsement of Trump and the most hilarious possible cabinet positions he may receive as quid pro quo. Credit for the title of this episode to u/girl_debored . Commiser...
Aug 24, 2024•1 hr 43 min
Donald Trump is dumb. Have you heard this, folks? Have you heard about this?? I call him Donald Dump. Disney is one step closer to being omnipotent, omniscient, and omnispresent. And the descendant of Fulgencio Batista y Zaldívar is heading up their legal team in order to meet these ends. Do CEO lives matter? Does boycotting work? Or is Starbucks just shuffling money and people around like always? Biden's going to cure cancer and keep the weapons flowing to Israel from beyond the grave. Hey Tikt...
Aug 18, 2024•1 hr 38 min
We're back after missing a week due to Tim's being down with the sickness. We talk about Kamala's Last Walz, how Julian Assange was right and fuck the DNC, the psychotic state of Israel and its riots for and 'spirited debates' about the right to rape detained Palestinians, those kooky Olympic shenanigans, Trump's waning will to power and waxing will to gorge on shitty food, the bullshit insanity of the US criticizing Venezuala's democratic processes, Maduro's willingness to fist fight Elon Musk ...
Aug 10, 2024•1 hr 29 min
Is it really Joever? Or has it Joenly Joest Jeejun? Aaron Sorkin out-dumbs himself again. (Plus, we're so psyched for his Jan. 6th movie !) Dialectical ruminations on JD Vance/Jeb Bush, the Jiggle Billy style origins of Mountain Dew, erotic couch speculations, etc. The dumbest Smart Guy™ since Aaron Sorkin, Curtis Yarvin is now the philosophical consultant to the Thiel-Vance Chimera. (Also, Josh tells riveting tale of once having been on the same flight as His Majesty King Yarvin.) Let the cocon...
Jul 30, 2024•1 hr 57 min
Theme of the Day: Pointing Out Hypocrisy is Usually Futile, But, Also, Some Things Just Are Not a Good Look We talk RNC. We talk ICJ ruling on Israel-Palestine: cloud with silver lining or silver with cloudy lining? USA cares not 'bout the ICJ or ICC, just ask Nicaragua, for one. Trump is absolutely not fighting the deep state , is just another neocon in "populist" clothing, and has just chosen the embodiment of the deep state as his running mate and his running mate's puppet master, Peter Thiel...
Jul 22, 2024•1 hr 49 min
Hear ye, hear ye! Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar ( @TheTowerSkin ) of the Bored2Life podcast ( @Bored2LifePod ) joins Josh while Tim's away not covering breaking news of Donald the Trump being shot in the ear and hilariously sealing the fate of the nation. We discuss all manner of shit before and after this news breaks in real time, including 90s dual-film-releases (a la Armageddon/Deep Impact, Volcano/Dante's Peak), Biden's pathetic "Big Boy" press conference, CrossFit/suicide, robot suicide, France's...
Jul 13, 2024•2 hr 16 min
Because there is nothing going on in the world, in history, across the infinite spatio-temporal expanses . . . we watched a movie that Time forgot or never knew to even try to remember, Wilder Napalm ( Trailer & Full Movie ). Adrian DeLaTorre ( @b00tz2big , Never Seen It ) joins us once again to meditate upon a timeless tale of two brothers who can generate and control fire with their minds. One (Dennis Quaid) is a brash carnival clown seeking fame and fortune via his powers, the other (Arli...
Jul 09, 2024•2 hr 19 min
Thanks, Joe! Listen, cornfatpop, I've always said you're fit as a ponyfaced fiddle! See the endorsement video here: President Joe Robinette Biden 100% Endorses the Heat Death of the Universe Podcast! Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon / buzzsprout Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org More From Timothy Robert Buechner Podcast: Q&T ARE Tweets: @ROHDUTCH Locationless Locations heatdeathpod.com Every show-related link is corralled and available here . Twitter: @heatd...
Jul 02, 2024•1 min
Discuss the hilarious reactions to the presidential debate as massive swaths of the population suddenly realize and/or admit Joe Biden's obvious senility which many maligned people have been screaming from the rooftops since 2019. Julian Assange is free! Good news so unbelievable that's it's surreal. For once. Absolutely unhinged Israelis and their supporters in Britain try to "take back" the watermelon symbol, something adopted by Palestinians as a response to having their flag banned and margi...
Jul 01, 2024•1 hr 42 min
We talk about and often over the first of three 2024 presidential debates between two uniquely unhinged and brain-damaged purveyors of straight up foolishness—LIVE!—as it unfolded before the world's horrified and jaded eyes. First attempt at doing anything video related with the podcast, so apologies for the glitchy quality of the actual debate video. See the video here. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon / buzzsprout Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org More From Ti...
Jun 29, 2024•1 hr 45 min
We finish discussing the latter three episodes of The Daily Wire's mind-bogglingly unfunny anti-woke abomination, Mr. Birchum. But before we dive into all that we have a brief free-form conversation that contains talk of feeling like having been forced into secret time travel due to public menaces like Adam Carolla and Tucker Carlson seeming to not know what year they currently live in, the glory of early Zach Galifianakis standup comedy, Louisana's recently enacted law making the posting of the...
Jun 23, 2024•2 hr 45 min
Amazonian tribe gets the internet for the first time via Elon Musk and its society immediately degenerates into financial scams and porn addiction. Pair of Evangelical weirdo fascists upset about the name of a quaint seaside Californian town taking the 'Christ' out of Fuckin' in the Backseat Lover's Point & Makeout Ridge. Chinese People Exist...BUT AT WHAT COST??!? Learn about the existence of an elusive black market for chintzy paintings stolen by no-good-nik irony-poisoned millenials from ...
Jun 17, 2024•1 hr 21 min
Briahna Joy Gray booted from her job for crimes against zionistic propaganda. Joe Brandon one million percent shat himself on stage while memorializing D-Day. LGBT-GOP? Delusional or really delusional? Dark Brandon pleases Blue MAGA by doing exactly what Red MAGA wants. Nikki Haley signs munitions ("Finish them!") that will be or already certainly have been dropped on the heads of non-combatants/non-humans in Gaza. The Biden-Harris campaign motto seems a tad ominous and nearly the same as Nikki ...
Jun 11, 2024•1 hr 50 min
We discuss The Daily Wire's latest original "entertainment" programming, Mr. Birchum , which is shockingly unfunny and politically stale even by Daily Wire standards, all thanks to Adam Corolla's insistance that people will love the musings and non-adventures of his wildly beloved woodshop teacher character, Mr. Birchum. It's so fucking unbelievably bad. We cover the first the three episodes and still are unable to thoroughly cover everything that's notably wrong with them in 2.5 hours. So we mi...
Jun 03, 2024•2 hr 43 min
Quick Q&A in our accidental new segment Korea Korner. The ICC, the ICJ, and belligerance and mafioso style threats made by Lindsey Graham, Tony Blinken et al. Cartoonishly Evil Business Cabal's WhatApp Chat Gets Leaked, Consent No Longer Needs Manufacturing (+Remember Noam Chomsky being on the Epstein flight logs??) IDF threatens literal prepubescent children with wanted poster leaflets rained down from the sky, telling them to turn themselves in for being Hamas agents or face the consequenc...
May 25, 2024•1 hr 36 min
Anthony Blinken rocks in the free world and eats pizza in a Nazi restaurant. [Factual correction: 48, not "like a hundred," people died in the Odessa Trade Union Fire .] Biden channels Dirty Harry and now we have three debates between him and Trump to look forward to. Huge windfall for the pharmacuetical amphetimine industry. Morning Joe gets righteously cucked by his own father-in-law, on TV, in front of his wife, back in 2009 RE Israel-Palestine. Biden shockingly continues to sell weapons to I...
May 19, 2024•1 hr 56 min
