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Heat Death of the Universe

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Heat Death of the Universe is a tragicomic End-Times-inspired podcast about a wide range of subjects falling under the enormous Janus-faced purview of cultural and political commentary.

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048 - Threnody for the Victims of All of the Above

Updates on the whistleblower, Rebekah Jones, who outed Florida's state government for manipulating COVID data, the largest labor strike in human history in India, cops pepper spraying a nine year old girl because they can, leftist in-fighting, GameStopGate, the State of the COVID, the Sunrise Movement being fantastically naive, and the never-ending list of reasons for Biden, Yellen, Psaki, Fauci and Cuomo all being absolute shit. Also, Jason tells tales of projectile vomiting as a wee demon chil...

Feb 02, 20212 hr 32 min

047 - I Do Love a Soda Fountain With Teeth

Biden "follows the science," surrounds the Syrian oil fields, offers up the insulting $1400+$600 for further negotiation. Tony Blinken is a slightly more polite Pompeo. These COVID mutations are turning out to be quite serious. Reddit guys ban together to fuck an evil hedge fund out of billions and to illustrate the absurd meaninglessness of the stock market. So it's not all bad news. General Recommendations JNM's Recommendation: 1) Billions 2) Silicon Valley JD's Recommendation: Mega Man Furthe...

Jan 28, 20211 hr 20 min

000 - Prelude to 046: Waiting for the Man feat. 2/3ʳᵈˢ of Boomer Death Squad

A free form conversation between Heat Death and Boomer Death, of the Universe and Squad variants, respectively. All leading up to episode 046 proper. "Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear." Albert Camus "It just never happened that we needed a nursing home to take a COVID positive person." Andrew Cuomo More things: heatdeathpod.com @heatdeathpod & soundcloud.com/boomerdeathsquad @boomerdeathpod Send us a text Support the show...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 1 min

046 - Lizzie Magie's Anti-Monopoly feat. Boomer Death Squad

Danny, Joe and Matt from the Boomer Death Squad ( @boomerdeathpod ) podcast join us to discuss the largely unknown history behind the Monopoly board game. At the turn of the century, a leftist political activist, resolute feminist, and fascinating renaissance women named Lizzy Magie, created a game to educate others about the evils of accumulated wealth. Follow the winding causal chain of events that led to the complete theft and inversion of her vision and, in true monopolistic form, basically ...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 36 min

045 - Gallons of Frothy Bipartisanship Will Save Us!

Biden is not the King of Empathy. Kamala would kill her first born for a horizontal promotion. Los Angeles has to lower air quality standards because they're cremating too many bodies from increasing COVID deaths. New admin will fix this by sending everyone back to work and school. We hate it all, don't we, folks? Many other things get brought up but your Dear Typist is too tired to summarize it all. Happy calf-cramping, Mr. Empathy in Chief, you swiss cheese brained mass murderer. General Recom...

Jan 21, 20212 hr 15 min

044 - Century of the Self-Internalized Oppression

In the first 10 days, Biden will heal the soul of the nation via The Ludovico Technique as imagined by radical centrists. The cabinet is full of predictably compromised and nihilistic people. Dark money flows. The vaccine rollout is fucked. P.S. Happy MLK Day. General Recommendations JD's Recommendation: Bullshit Jobs by David Graeber JNM's Recommendation: The Century of the Self Further Reading, Viewing, Listening Scientists urge stronger Paris Agreement pledges to curb climate change Low-wage ...

Jan 18, 20211 hr 43 min

043 - Incarcerate the Rick Snyder Cut

A call to nationalize Big Tech. Trump flees to the Alamo. Biden teaches the country arithmetic like the biggest asshole on earth. AOC continues to dash any hopes that might be remaining. Remember Hunter Biden's incriminating pics and vids? Neither do we. Poof! It never happened. Rick Snyder might just have to pay up to a $1000 fine for poisoning an entire town. What a deal! General Recommendations JD's Recommendation: Vikings JNM's Recommendation: The Staircase Further Reading, Viewing, Listenin...

Jan 15, 20211 hr 28 min

042 - Impotently Purging the Trailer Fash in the 11th Hour

More details emerge about the tacit or direct involvement of the state in the riot on Capitol Hill. Trump's permanent banning from Twitter et al creates a predictable shouting match within the left about tactics, censorship, and free speech. How seriously do people take their scolding and scaremongering? Axe Body Spray 4 democracy. Olive Garden's craven act of pasta-based punishment has been debunked. Kamala gets undermined by the elite and scheming fashionistas at Vogue Magazine. Biden continue...

Jan 11, 20212 hr 15 min

041 - Insurrection Happy Hour

Wade through that MAGA flood up on Capitol Hill. Democrats have no more excuses (but will create them anyway). Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos remain the worst the species has to offer. General Recommendations JD's Recommendation: Hiram Walker Peppermint Schnapps 90 Proof JNM's Recommendations: Morning Joe - January 7, 2021: Cold Open Montage (feat. Johnny Cash 'Hurt') Further Reading, Viewing, Listening Madness on Capitol Hill After Their Victories in Georgia, the Democrats Have No More Excuses Elon M...

Jan 08, 20211 hr 33 min

040 - Vee Belief in Nussing, Pelosi!

Trump does pathetic mafioso cosplay and we wish him well on his yet to be named plan to build a bigger, gold-er, version of the White House next to the original. Julian Assange faces the first decent news in a decade. Congress continues to absorb and transform people like The Thing. The briefest of histories of Presidential pardons. General Recommendations JNM's Recommendations: Knowledge Fight JD's Recommendation: Crusader Kings III Further Reading, Viewing, Listening Transcript: President Trum...

Jan 05, 20211 hr 24 min

039 - The 2020 Human Misery Olympics

We strike a pose like Janus , the dual-faced god looking both to the past and future simultaneously, and mostly dig into other years throughout history that are held in infamy from our perch here at the end of 2020 and the dawn of 2021. General Recommendations JD's Recommendation: One Piece JNM's Recommendations: 1) Midsommar (Director's Cut) 2) Ari Aster on Midsommar, Cathartic Endings, the Director's Cut, and His Favorite Films 3) Ari Aster | Hereditary | Film Comment Talk 4) Ari Aster Discuss...

Jan 02, 20211 hr 40 min

038 - $2000 Per Month is an Attack on Every American

Amazon's current form as a refutation of the intellectual justifications for capitalism. More stimulus bill fuckery. Trump pardons Black Water murderers amongst other murderers. Identity politics continue to be crassly used to shield bad politics from critique. General Recommendations JD's Recommendations: Flatland: The Movie JNM's Recommendation: The Machine Stops by E.M. Forster Further Reading, Viewing, Listening How Amazon Destroys the Intellectual Justifications for Capitalism Where In The ...

Dec 29, 20201 hr 52 min

037 - We Can Be H.E.R.O.E.S. Just For One Great Conjunction

We do a light excavation of the newly passed (yet to be signed into law) "HEROES Act" (H.R. 133). Stanford Medical Center gives vaccines to each and every more deserving "elite" in their ranks while 1,342 frontline medical workers are left empty handed. As the vaccines roll out (and slowly trickle down from Mt. Olympus, where all our godlike ruling class reside) the UK is exploding with a new, highly infectious, strain of COVID-19, which Boris Johnson's insane, homicidal, "herd immunity" policie...

Dec 23, 20201 hr 28 min

036 - Sacrificing Lives for the Holidays

Mayor Pete's impeccable qualifications for ruining public transit. AOC plays nice with Pelosi and still gets booted out of a key committee seat. Briahna Joy Gray makes the case for forcing a floor vote on Medicare for All. Delivery drivers in South Korea are being worked to death, literally. Leaked emails reveal the true intentions of the elite to deliberately infect huge numbers of people with COVID-19. General Recommendations JD's Recommendation: The Uncanny Counter JNM's Recommendation: Succe...

Dec 21, 20201 hr 9 min

035 - Hunter Biden's Generic Post Zombie Formalism Illustration

State of the Corona Virus. Andrew "Camus" Cuomo gets an Emmy. Fauci and Biden-Harris get fellated by Time Magazine. Hunter Biden is an artiste. Nina Turner (yay!), Mayor Pete (nay). Massive corporations thrive harder than ever during the pandemic and their CEOs brag about it and laugh in our faces. The historically massive strikes and protests in India continue to grow. General Recommendations JNM's Recommendation: PCU JD's Recommendations: 1) The Turbo Kid 2) qBittorent Jackett plug-in Further ...

Dec 18, 20201 hr 25 min

034 - Jimmy Dores / Joey Bides

We talk about the recent hubbub over Jimmy Dore's proposal that politicians actually use their power for the things they claim to be in favor of and after that we explore the bottomless depths of Joe Biden's depravity. General Recommendations JD's Recommendation: Dehd - Flower of Devotion JNM's Recommendation: Threats by Amelia Gray Further Reading, Viewing, Listening Jimmy Dore Calls on Democrats to Withhold Support for Nancy Pelosi Unless She Brings Single Payer Medicare for All to a Vote Here...

Dec 15, 20201 hr 54 min

033 - Bolivian Water Wars

In light of water recently being traded on Wall Street as a commodity, we talk about the privatization of Bolivia's water in the late 90s/early 2000s, more specifically the Cochabamba Water War . The Bechtel Corporation literally charged people for the rain water. (Seoul's remarkably high air pollution on 12/11/2020 was making us feel like shit during this one.) General Recommendations JD's Recommendation: Porridge Radio, Every Bad JNM's Recommendations: 1) Burning & 2) Demand your Represent...

Dec 11, 20201 hr 7 min

032 - Capitalism's Winter of Death + CocoRosie/Camus/Cuomo

We attempt and fail to steer completely clear of the State of the Corona Virus but eventually claw our way back to the ol' chaotic maelstrom of the Roulette Wheel of Clickbait and headlines otherwise. We also pose the eternal philosophical question "What is a vaccine, really?" General Recommendations JNM's Recommendations: 1) Cocorosie & 2) Mank JD's Recommendation: Yaeji Further Reading, Viewing, Listening Capitalism’s winter of death Did coronavirus data whistleblower hack Florida’s emerge...

Dec 08, 20201 hr 30 min

031 - Meanwhile in India: 250,000,000 Workers Strong

We discuss the heartening news of what is likely the largest general strike in history: 250 million farmers, laborers, unionists, etc, have united in a courageous march upon New Delhi and it gives a glimmer of hopeful possibilities of mass labor movements and general strikes as an effective tactic in the future (though the lot of us probably have to get a lot more desperate first). General Recommendations JD's Recommendation: The Windup Girl by Paolo Bacigalupi JNM's Recommendation: Super Flat T...

Dec 04, 20201 hr 5 min

030 - The Heat Deaths Meet The Boomer Death Squads, Crossover Extravaganza

We convened, in clandestine fashion, with The BDS. The Boomer Death Squad ( @BoomerDeathPod ), of course. We had a grand ol' time orbiting around the conceit of assessing the Obama Years. This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Oh, and: This confession...has meant...nothing. General Recommendations JNM's Recommendations: 1) Love Liza & 2) Wild Turkey 101 JD's Recommendation: Mythic Quest Danny's Recommendations: 1) Jesus Son & 2) Grow a moustache & 3) King of Comedy & 4)...

Nov 29, 20202 hr 48 min

029 - Education in the Time of SARS-CoV-2

We try out our first Zoom call recording in preparation for our next episode with real live genuine guests. We discuss what it's like to teach during COVID times, how generally fucked things are, and bump up against the topic of leftist in-fighting as a teaser for a future episode. General Recommendations JNM's Recommendation: Four New Messages by Joshua Cohen JNM's review of the novel JD's Recommendation: Role Playing Games/Creating Stories with Friends Further Reading, Viewing, Listening As te...

Nov 27, 20201 hr 51 min

000 - Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) - Supplemental Commentary Track

We tried once again to push the boundaries of our physical and psychological ability to endure extended, uninterrupted viewings of blockbuster cinematic universes with the 12 hour total runtime of the Transformers franchise. Unlike the 16 hours we endured during our Fast and Furious franchise marathon , we failed to complete the task. P.S. Commentary tracks (made during this torturous endeavor) for the first four movies in the franchise will be released gradually over the next week or so. Locati...

Nov 24, 20202 hr 2 min

000 - Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) - Supplemental Commentary Track

We tried once again to push the boundaries of our physical and psychological ability to endure extended, uninterrupted viewings of blockbuster cinematic universes with the 12 hour total runtime of the Transformers franchise. Unlike the 16 hours we endured during our Fast and Furious franchise marathon , we failed to complete the task. P.S. Commentary tracks (made during this torturous endeavor) for the first four movies in the franchise will be released gradually over the next week or so. Locati...

Nov 24, 20202 hr 28 min

000 - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) - Supplemental Commentary Track

We tried once again to push the boundaries of our physical and psychological ability to endure extended, uninterrupted viewings of blockbuster cinematic universes with the 12 hour total runtime of the Transformers franchise. Unlike the 16 hours we endured during our Fast and Furious franchise marathon , we failed to complete the task. P.S. Commentary tracks (made during this torturous endeavor) for the first four movies in the franchise will be released gradually over the next week or so. Locati...

Nov 24, 20202 hr 24 min

000 - Transformers (2007) - Supplemental Commentary Track

We tried once again to push the boundaries of our physical and psychological ability to endure extended, uninterrupted viewings of blockbuster cinematic universes with the 12 hour total runtime of the Transformers franchise. Unlike the 16 hours we endured during our Fast and Furious franchise marathon , we failed to complete the task. P.S. Commentary tracks (made during this torturous endeavor) for the first four movies in the franchise will be released gradually over the next week or so. Locati...

Nov 24, 20202 hr 22 min

028 - Michael Bay's Sick Sad World

We tried once again to push the boundaries of our physical and psychological ability to endure extended, uninterrupted viewings of blockbuster cinematic universes with the 12 hour total runtime of the Transformers franchise. Unlike the 16 hours we endured during our Fast and Furious franchise marathon , we failed to complete the task. We still had a few things to say about the experience, about Michael Bay in general, and about the military-entertainment complex. P.S. Commentary tracks (made dur...

Nov 24, 20201 hr 22 min

027 - Yass Vaccine

Vaccine or Vacc-unseen? Nancy Pelosi remains to be just the worst. Student debt relief is about as likely as ever seeing another COVID stimulus relief check, unfortunately. General Recommendations JNM's Recommendations: 1) Ikuru & 2) Dogtooth JD's Recommendations: Kiss Me Deadly Further Reading, Viewing, Listening Growing support among workers for shutdown of nonessential production as US death toll tops 250,000 Pfizer ends vaccine trial with 95% success rate, paving way for a shot this year...

Nov 20, 20201 hr 9 min

026 - The Kamala Harris Administration Appoints Joe Biden to Secretary of Gaffes

We take a closer look at some of the probable Biden cabinet picks, inevitably address the COVID crisis a bit as it is omnipresent, and issue a few stray thoughts on the Trumpian coup. General Recommendations JNM's Recommendation: Room 237 Official Trailer | HD | IFC Films Full documentary (Vimeo) JD's Recommendations: 1) Tower of God & 2) The God of Highschool Locationless Locations Heat Death of the Universe - @heatdeathpod JD Newland - @jdnewland Joshua Nomen-Mutatio - @ImbalancingAct Plea...

Nov 16, 20201 hr 24 min

025 - USA DOA: Initial Electoral Autopsy

We hover over the barely twitching corpse of the United States of America and issue some thoughts about its last remaining, nauseated and disoriented neuronal pathways. We also find ourselves in a spirited discussion about the viability of The Squad et al., and whether the Democratic party can be transformed from within or needs to be challenged from without. Further Reading, Viewing, Listening Meet the contenders for Biden’s Cabinet Ding-dong, the jerk is gone. But read this before you sing the...

Nov 09, 20201 hr 18 min

024 - The Anticlimactic Purge (Live Election Commentary)

Covering the US Presidential Election in real time from Seoul on our Wednesday morning until the afternoon. Locationless Locations Every show-related link is corralled and available here . Heat Death of the Universe - @heatdeathpod JD Newland - @jdnewland Joshua Nomen-Mutatio - @ImbalancingAct Please send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.com Send us a text Support the show...

Nov 04, 20202 hr 7 min
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