I'm not even joking around. This is like real life. This is factual. This happened just like three days ago. Oh, this entire scene was not made up. Kyrie literally negotiating how many post up moves he's gonna get and Kevin Durant trying to talk him down off that ledge from ten to like two and a half. But the half is really just me throwing you the ball and you throwing me the ball right back. I mean, what's next?
Is it? Just like Kyrie and Shivasna addressing the James Harden rumors, Like while sitting as the sound bath is emanating in the background on some Irocan pillows or Turkish pillows. I couldn't really figure out what kind of pillows they were, but there was a lot of them. And the reason that he's not speaking to the media or who he is now calling ponds he's not a big chess fan, I see, because the pond is the most important fucking piece in the whole chessboard. But we'll get to that
another day. Is because he may come as two months ago about Lebron, but like not about Lebron, because he said that Kevin Durant was the first player he's ever played with in his entire career that could hit a clutch jump shot in the final seconds. And that was said random in the middle of the fucking finals when Lebron James was about to go get his next chip,
like crazy. I mean here, I'm in here in a podcast studio about my fucking self, so you know who it's gonna be, right, Like, tk's no role player, I'm not hitting quarter threes. I don't care how many fucking rings I get. I want to be transcendent pop culturally for the rest of my life.