In our weekly Lakers News, we mentioned Lebron James in the last segment. Lebron sort of shocked the world by signing a two year, ninety seven point one million dollar extension with the Lakers that will keep him in Los Angeles until at least twenty twenty four. The funniest thing to me is not about the contract. It's not the fact that he couldn't get more money because he was
too old and dusty, even though he's still elite. He apparently signed it literally seconds after the NBA schedule was released. Who do you know in the NBA who is more of an attention hoe than Lebron James, Like, no one does anyone care about stealing the moment more than Lebron. I love Lebron, of course. I want to say that because people are gonna be saying I'm a hater. Oh, Tristy, you hate Lebron everything that he does, you criticize, you hate the Lakers, And I do hate the Lakers. It's true.
I want them to fail. I hate everything they stand for. They're shitty franchise. As a Portland Trail Blazer, they ripped my heart out, So yeah, I revel in their failure. But this man is planning his imagine. He's like at a little bougie La coffee shop with his calendar out, planning when he can co opt our moment. Like, okay, first take, I know you thought you were going to dissect the Memphis Grizzlies. How many national televised games they have? No, sir,
it's Lebron time. Lebron is stealing your a block. He is coming to destroy your life. And you know what, it's time for you to talk about me. What this means for Brownie Junior, What this means for the Lakers, what this means for Clutch? How much money I just made, how impactful that is, What that means for Russell Westbrook's future. No Taco Tuesday is Lebron Day every single time. And so to me, also think about this. I was doing
a little quick math about the schedule. Also, first time you can commit to college, last day you can commit to college. And this is what I predict when the Lakers inevitably missed the playoffs, which they will because they're a bad team and they're not getting Kyrie Rubin. Now we know that for a fact, and there's like a killer Game seven coming up, You're going to see lebron James tweet something about that game, and then the very following tweet's gonna be like big I emoji at Bronnie James.
Head to his ig story follow for an important announcement about where Bronnie James is going to be attending college, and then Bronnie James is gonna be like, what's up, y'all, it's Bronnie James. Thanks so much for joining in. Totally random thought just crossed my mind. I was been thinking about this for a while now, but I was watching Jason Tatum. I love Jason Tatum, been a big Jason Tatum fan my whole life, and uh, I just think
there's just something about those blue devils. Puts on the blue Devil's hat and he's like, so, I'd like to announce I am committing to duke back to your regular schedule program. Go watch the rest of the NBA Finals Game seven. Also follow me at Bronnie James. Also, I have a blue and white le Bronnie James shoe that I put out. Go to sneaker app for more this exclusive release. It's like, wait, hold on, did you just have that shoe? Where that shoe come from. I thought
you said, you just thought of this. You literally have a whole marketing cump campaign around a duke shoe that you've dropped in the middle of halftime of Game seven. That's them, that is them. That's how I know all of those rumors about Bronnie James going to Oregon, like twenty four to seven. You think twenty four seven is gonna get the inside scoop on where Bronnie James is going to school. No, it's gonna be like that. He's an awe it. No one else is getting that news.
Oh my god, no shot if you read the fine print. Also, Lebron's going to have a player option for the twenty twenty four to twenty twenty five season, which also just so happens to be the year that Bronni James is expected to be drafting and drafted. Shocking, shocking stuff, I know.