Merry Christmas everyone! We hope it's fantastic for you, and hey if you need a break from the ol' family, here's an episode for you! It was recorded over a month ago, when we all gathered together in Omaha to visit Tanner. And as is now tradition, we watched a shitty movie. So lock the bathroom door, put in your earbugs to drown out your family yelling at each other for not bringing the relish tray, and enjoy! Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Vo...
Dec 25, 2018•1 hr 22 min
How about some sushi in your face? Served up by a seal!? You are in for a treat with this episode then. Join Tanner and Drew, as they talk about missing Nate, Nate where are you, and of course, Nate please come back. Article: Why Did An Octopus-Wielding Seal Slap A Kayaker In The Face? Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co...
Dec 18, 2018•36 min
This episode fits like a glove as we talk about the cinematic triumph of our time. Pull out your pet sleuthing skills as we talk from our butts about Space Jam boxing, satisfying Post-It notes, and aaaaaaaall righty then. Article: Man crashes into tree after driving with his head out car window 'like Ace Ventura' Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co...
Dec 11, 2018•40 min
Warning: This episode may be extremely offensive to any survivors of The Great Chicago Fire. If you feel up to listening, brace yourself for discussions of the original Buzzfeeder, overpriced pretzels, and yet more fast food talk. Article: Wormhole? Nazi-Marked Plane Crashes Onto California Freeway, Bursts Into Flames Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co...
Dec 04, 2018•48 min
Uhhh yeah I'll take a number 78 with extra goofs. Could you put some extra tangents on that please? Thanks a lot. I sure hope the toy in my meal is either a small piece of a candy bar, a Fry Guy, or the biggest heist the fast food world has ever seen. Article: Police Respond To Erratic Driver ‘Eating A Friendly’s Ice Cream Cone While En Route To Burger King’ Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headlin...
Nov 27, 2018•39 min
Are you ready to DO THE DO? We sure as hell are. The cabin door is sealed and the flight attendants are ready for takeoff. Strap yourself in and get ready as we soar into Youtuber pranks, soda slogans, and our collective sons. Article: Flight Delayed After Woman Brings Emotional Support Squirrel On Plane Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co...
Nov 20, 2018•48 min
FLUSH! Boy was that an ordeal! Oh hey, didn’t see you there! This is awkward. Let’s distract from the awkwardness with this episode! We talk about Home Depot, diarrhea bows and vows, and our pilgrimage to see Tanner. Article: Link text Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co...
Nov 13, 2018•49 min
Stop in the name of the law! Or don’t! I can’t really stop you! OR CAN I? I don’t know where I’m going with this. Stuff your ears with this episode. We talk about gifted Animorphs, the art of the deal, and not listening to other podcasts (but do, we aren’t your parents). Article: Suspected drug dealer now hasn’t been for a poo for 34 DAYS as prison toilet strike continues Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at h...
Nov 06, 2018•44 min
Happy Halloween everyone. I know we spooked you before, but we are coming right back at you with the spook! It’s Halloween afterall! Or close enough, don’t @ us. Bring a second pair of pants and listen to us talk about Who’s Line Is It Anyway, Mr Freeze’s classic catchphrases, and the return of our Halloween tradition. Article: Woman Gets Contact Lens Stuck In Eye For 28 Years Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more...
Oct 30, 2018•50 min
YA'LL LIKE BEARS!? Article: Is a hunt the answer when bears start getting bolder? Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co...
Oct 23, 2018•43 min
Tanner is off chasing waterfalls this episode (even though we told him to stick to rivers and lakes) so it’s just Nate and Drew this time. Pull out your notepad and be prepared to write down some ripe Drew knowledge as he fills you in on the best noodles, Space Chopped, and the height of the United States. Article: Satan Ruled Out As Experts Puzzle Over Mysterious Flaming Pit In Arkansas Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Fi...
Oct 16, 2018•44 min
This podcast episode ain’t big enough for the 3 of us. Well, maybe it is if we can just get rid of all these damn alligators. Come sit with us by the campfire as we tell you tales of fun chip clips, GooseBoomps, and funeral war crimes. Article: Great-grandmother kills 12-foot gator with one shot; she thinks it ate her miniature horse Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co...
Oct 09, 2018•47 min
Can you smell what The Rock is cooking? You might want to be careful, because it could be explosive. Or cod. Or both. If you’d prefer to steer clear, come over to our house and we’ll tell you about our new favorite AAA video game, the Screen Actor’s Guild, and wrestling in the ‘90s. Article: Virginia Man Accused Of Rubbing Produce On Buttocks And Putting It Back On Shelves Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at ...
Oct 02, 2018•35 min
The Pickle Fair is finally here, and the festivities are in full swing! Tickle my pickle as we discuss everything. Drew brings his general grievances to court, we talk about the perfect Bloody Mary, and we reveal Nate’s deadly sin. Ho boy what an episode! Article: Sweet Or Sour? Pickle Fair Hits Boston's Seaport District Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co...
Sep 25, 2018•54 min
ar me mateys! I just emerged from this salted pork barrel, and I’m ready to hit some theme parks. Who’s with me? T-shirts are on me! It’s a five hour drive on my ship, but we can share some scuttlebutt about souvenir t-shirts, the shelf life of pork, and our favorite comedian’s health condition. Article: An escaped parrot stuck on a roof told its rescuers to ‘f*** off’ Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at http...
Sep 18, 2018•43 min
Paddle down your boards and don’t be late! It’s time for another episode of Headline Heroes! Listen up as we come to you live from the field with a PSL update, bad video quality, and we get a call from an angry listener. Article: Man dons suit, paddle boards across Hudson to make meeting on time Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co...
Sep 11, 2018•36 min
Hey how many thumbs do you have? Not two? Perfect. Welcome to the thumb mob. We’re going to war against these here pigs. So thumb up, and listen to our mob training videos, which cover some shitty banter about Rob Schneider, what’s in a cannoli, and all this peanut butter in my books. Article: An ‘obviously drunk guy’ in Ohio told police a pig was following him. He was sober, and the pig was real. Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-5...
Sep 04, 2018•41 min
Ahh! In the corner! There’s a rat! Get it! Get it! Golly if only there was a rat catching superhero! Well, while we think on that, why don’t you listen to us ramble mindlessly about rat catching long cons, the classic Matthew Broderick film “Mouse Hunt”, and of course Drew’s feature film debut. Article: Hungry rat shreds more than $17,500 of cash inside ATM in India Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https:/...
Aug 28, 2018•41 min
Ay, oh whatchu want on your premo 100% beef dog? Keep it snappy I got a line formin’ here! I got all the fixins you could ever want: Keanu Powers: International Neo of Mystery, the danger of Cheddarwurst Chin, and our serial killer scenario that comes to us a little too easily. Also, we’re out of relish. Sorry. Article: Phillie Phanatic Shoots Baseball Fan In the Eye With Hot Dog Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out m...
Aug 21, 2018•51 min
Come one, come all! Step right up, and let me guess your weight or some shit. This episode is a bucket of fun. Wind up your arm hole, lean on your left toe, and huck that chuck at this here milk thing. Meanwhile, we’re going to talk about our favorite carnival prizes, Tanner’s fight, and Drew’s height. Article: Man Loses Life Savings Playing Carnival Game, Wins Giant Banana Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at...
Aug 14, 2018•48 min
I hope you’re hungry, because this episode is all-you-can-hear! With Drew lost in time and space, we had a hot, fresh guest delivered right to our door. Join us as we dig into some egg rolls and discuss movie scene pitches, uncover the Zodiac Killer identity, and reveal what food we could eat a ton of. Article: All-you-can-eat restaurant closes after customers eat too much Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at ...
Aug 07, 2018•39 min
Wuts up you lit fams, who's gucci to dab in this here family friendly dance function? Swell! Thrill ur trill, flip that flop, and save room for Jesus as we text at you some knowledge on The Great Australian Conspiracy, Junkyard Wars, and ;D Article: Lottery Winner Picks Up Check In Emoji Wink Mask Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co...
Jul 31, 2018•48 min
Blast off in 3… 2… 1… And we have lift off. To your left, you will see the sun setting on the horizon, and on your right is a new episode of your favorite podcast, Headline Heroes! Let’s do a comms check and listen in as we discuss Tanner’s vertical leap, rabbits on the moon, and the sequel we’ve all been waiting for. Article: Woman Says Neil Armstrong Gave Her A Vial Of Moon Dust, Sues NASA To Keep It Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: ...
Jul 24, 2018•46 min
Drivers! Start your engines! We want a clean fight here. No unnecessary roughness, but of course all headbutts. Meanwhile, here’s another episode, in which we discuss Rules of Engagement Advice, Jurassic NASCAR, and HeadOn, apply directly to head. Article: Woman Gets Head Stuck In Exhaust Pipe Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Reddit Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co...
Jul 17, 2018•49 min
Tanner is gone, so Nate finally sat Drew down and forced him to watch an episode of The Simpsons. Listen in as they discuss the episode “You Only Move Twice” and along the way, they talk about flying houses, bridal showers, and Drew’s coffee run. Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/Hea...
Jul 10, 2018•42 min
Who’s hungry for some Greek… socks. Anyone? Alright, while you’re perusing the menu, we’re going to talk about Grounded for Life, Foreman McCallister, and whether or not pissing your pants is public urination. Article - https://bit.ly/2tx0fIo Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/Headlin...
Jul 03, 2018•41 min
Rev up those fryers because I am ready to podcast! We’re cooking up an extra special episode for you this week. Order up and listen to us discuss Bar Rescue, Capri Sun commercials, and a shit load of rats. Article - https://bit.ly/2JNhoaV Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHer...
Jun 26, 2018•42 min
Vroom Vroom. Rev up those engines and get on the road before traffic hits! Drew is mysteriously missing this week, and the boys have given up hope of ever seeing him again. Call dibs on shotgun while we tune the radio to the Fast and Furious franchise, Pepsi accidents, and our latest movie pitch. Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voi...
Jun 19, 2018•35 min
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Well, you will be by the time this episode finishes. We think that a 5 by 5 foot machine could turn trees into waffles faster than a giant man with waffle irons for hands. Gather round this here campfire as we talk about waffle tall-tales, horrible ballsses, and Cat Steven’s apotheosis. Article - https://bit.ly/2Juc5gt Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814...
Jun 12, 2018•42 min
You know what’s great? The Krystal. My favorite part about the Krystal is how it’s really krystally, and how it’s always there for you. I love the Krystal. Krystal Krystal Krystal. Krystal. Here’s an episode. Topics: Lake Placid sequels, geese and how they suck, and Battle Animal Powers. Article - https://bit.ly/2J1u2Te Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headline...
Jun 05, 2018•47 min
