Good morning. At tay stack, a 44 year old man in Florida was arrested for breaking into a vacant home to sleep there because he did not wanna go home to his angry wife. Talk about being in the doghouse, being smarter than this. I mean, if you, you could have slept, dude, in a literal doghouse and it would have been Smarter. So he's 44 years old and he.
Police in Davenport, Florida, they get a call from the neighbor of, of this person who owns a home and they're trying to keep an eye on the house while the homeowner's away. Davenport, Florida is about 45 miles outside of Orlando. The neighbor says they saw lights turn on and off inside even though they knew the homeowners were gone. So the police officers show up to check it out. They find a guy in the house making dinner. He'd also just finished up filling up the tub for a nice warm bath.
And he admits that he did not have permission to be there. He did not know the owners. He said, I just didn't want to go home. He said he and his wife had had a big fight. He'd been there for four days, just hanging out in this random stranger's house. He's facing multiple charges, including felony unarmed burglary charges. Although I say you shouldn't judge this poor guy. I mean, let's be, let's be honest. Husbands flee their wives quite often. This is nothing new.
They do it all the time, especially if they hear. If a guy hears anything from his wife. From today's list of the top six things wives say that send their husbands running for cover. Well, gather round, folks. It's the time of day when we laugh and smile in a light hearted way. Tune in for the giggles and let's kick back. Here comes the fun. It's the morning six pack. These are the top six things that wives say that will send their husbands running for cover. Number six.
So I was looking through your phone. Number five. What did you get me for our anniversary? Oh, no. It's our anniversary. Ah. Number four. Teach me football so I can watch it with you. Oh, no. Run away. Number three. Just so you know, my mom's coming over. These are the top six things that a wife can say to send her husband running. Number two. Why did you say my sister's name in your sleep last night? A. Although there's other places that the sister's name would probably make her more angry.
And the number one thing a wife can say to send their husband running for cover. I'm pregnant. It's yours.