I've Lost 12 Stone And I Love My Bum
Paul and Andy are joined by showbiz editor at The Sun Andy Halls and England Penny-farthing Polo captain Neil Laughton. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 18, 2020•35 min
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Episodes
Aubameyang And The Dirt Is Gone
Max Rushden and Charlie Baker were asking the listeners for their football ailments. They were also joined by multiple Guinness World Record holder Kevin Nicks and snooker journalist Hector Nunns as well as bringing you a thrilling clash between Bruce Forsyth and Clive Allen on autobiography wars. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 17, 2020•44 min
Tree's a Crowd
Paul and Andy are joined by racing journalist Bruce Millington with news of a 300-1 winner, comedian Charlie Baker, squad number 9 Martin Kelner and there's TV formats for Toby Tree... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 14, 2020•34 min
Subcontinental Homesick Blues
Paul and Andy are joined by the organiser of the World Belly Sliding Championships, the artist who created a masterpiece on the pitch at Twickenham, and they reflect on the life of the great Bob Willis with his brother and widow, which leads to some Bob Dylan cricket songs... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 13, 2020•36 min
Let Me Stop You There, Nana
Paul and Andy speak to a man who has run over 800 marathons and there's a classic clips of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 12, 2020•33 min
Is it St Helena or St Helena?
Paul and Andy talk to the head of the St Helena FA about a local side losing 36-0 on the island, plus comedian Tim Vine tells the guys about his new tour Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 11, 2020•28 min
No Loch Ness Shirts?
Paul and Andy speak to a Port Vale fan about their new shirt designed by Robbie Williams and discuss the two celebrations that have been banned from FIFA 21 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 10, 2020•34 min
Pocket Meat
Paul and Andy are joined by engineer and car restorer Paul Redshaw, magnet fisherman Nigel Lamford and squad number nine Martin Kelner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 07, 2020•43 min
Frieser Crowd
Paul and Andy are joined by Spanish football expert Terry Gibson, football agent and singer Laura Doyle and former West Brom reporter for the Birmingham Mail Chris Lepkowski. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 06, 2020•40 min
What Would Bielsa Do?
Paul and Andy are joined by the Burley Banksy Andy McVeigh and Irish comedian Jarlath Regan. The guys also brought you another classic Clips of the Midweek from March 2006. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 05, 2020•37 min
Joe Root's Watermelon Helmet
Paul and Andy are joined by chief sports writer for The Sun Dave Kidd, authors James Witts and Matt McGinn, Hard-Fi lead singer Richard Archer and a man who'd garden backs onto Fratton Park Steven Bantock! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 04, 2020•57 min
Turd On The Way
Paul and Andy are joined by snooker reporter Hector Nunns and racing correspondent Rupert Bell. The guys also bring you the Clips of the Month Winner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 03, 2020•37 min
Andy's Aggressive Watch
Paul and Andy chew the fat, get shouted at by Andy's watch, chat to Martin Kelner about the week's sport on TV, cross the pond to American sports expert Todd Macklin, and Andy professes his undying love to John Motson... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 31, 2020•32 min
Dances with Horses
Paul and Andy are joined by the creator of a new app 'Boxing Manager', discuss all of last night's football and discuss a new horse dancing TV show with Rupert Bell... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 30, 2020•21 min
Andy's Over
Danny Kelly and Andy Jacobs are joined by Beer Pong player Brad Allnut as well as comedian and Brentford fan Nathan Caton. The guys also relived Andy's infamous bowling over from the last time the pair were broadcasting together at a Richmond cricket pub. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 29, 2020•34 min
Baboons with Chainsaws
Paul and Andy talk a whole heap of nonsense, chat to the UK's inaugural Beans on Toast eating Champion, chat to comedian and runner Rob Deering about the threat to the London Marathon and Fish from Marillion tells them about his love of Hibs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 28, 2020•33 min
Bungling Basil Fawlty
Paul and Andy reflect on the final day of the Premier League season, Motty gives us his over/under achieved rankings, we speak to a cricket club who finally won a game after a five year losing run, there's another edition of Don't Ask Me and Andy tries to give us a story about Basil Fawlty that no-one can get their head around... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 27, 2020•34 min
Milking a Buffalo
Paul and Andy are joined by professor of Eurasian sport Simon Chadwick, Tour de France fanatic Peter Martin, squad number nine Martin Kelner and the Star's TV reviewer Mike Ward. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 24, 2020•38 min
He Makes Ross Turnbull Look Like Lev Yashin
Paul and Andy are joined by a Leeds fan who received communication from his hero Marcelo Bielsa,manager of Piccadilly FC Cem Toygar and author of the A-Z of Weird and Wonderful Football Shirts book Richard Johnson. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 23, 2020•32 min
Striker!
By popular demand, here is the full audio version of Striker! - the murder mystery novel narrated by the one and only Ian Danter as Steve Bruce. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 23, 2020•2 hr 47 min
Pancracker!
Paul and Andy are joined by the brilliant narrator of Striker for the final episode, Ian Danter, as well as comedian Justin Moorhouse and director of football at Buckie Thistle FC, Graham Tallis. The guys also bring you another classic Clips of the Midweek Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 22, 2020•42 min
Aerosoles
Paul and Andy are joined by two fine comedians Andy Smart and Kevin Day plus impressionist Luke Kempner and showbiz editor at the Irish Sun Ken Sweeney. The guys also bring you a belated Don't Ask Me and Stiker part 80, the penultimate episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 21, 2020•53 min
Donna Rubberglove
Paul and Andy are joined by a West Brom fan who's promised to get a Stoke City related tattoo as well as two fine comedians Rob Auton and Alex Edelman. The guys also bring you Striker part 79! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 20, 2020•41 min
Reunited and it feels so good
Paul and Andy are re-united in the studio! They're joined by a professor who's done research into how many hot dogs the human body can consume, talkSPORT presenter Max Rushden tells them how his grassroots football team are preparing to return to action, Squad Number 9 Martin Kelner rounds up the week's sport on TV and Mike Ward tells them what to watch this weekend. There's all this plus the man with a shed on his head and another edition of Steve Bruce's 'Striker!'... Hosted on Acast. See acas...
Jul 17, 2020•48 min
Emoji problems
Paul and Andy are joined by comedian and Crystal Palace fan Elliot Steel, along with actor, singer and Everton fan Ray Quinn. There's all of that plus Andy discusses a disastrous incident with an emoji (*cue Curb music*) and Steve Bruce's murder mystery 'Striker!' lumbers ever nearer to it's conclusion... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 16, 2020•33 min
No disrespect to people who make tinned potatoes
Paul and Andy speak to the manager of Loch Ness FC, get the definitive answer from Travis bass player Dougie Payne on how to pronounce his name, revisit an old Q&A with actor and Man City fan Cel Spellman and hear from comedian and Forest fan Matt Forde. There's all this plus another edition of Steve Bruce's Murder Mystery novel 'Striker', and a Clips of the Midweek from March 2003! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 15, 2020•48 min
Sarah Miles and Gandhi
Paul and Andy chew the fat about speculative job applications, Andy's social media net worth, Brooklyn Beckham's wedding and more. Plus they learn about the Tyneside legend who invented rowing and chef Michel Roux Jr talks about re-opening his restaurant Le Gavroche. There's all this plus another edition of Steve Bruce's Murder Mystery novel 'Striker'! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 14, 2020•40 min
Sean Dyche's Yoga Classes
Paul and Andy look back on a thrilling weekend of sport! Former England batsman Rob Key reflects on England's defeat to the West Indies, journalist and Man City fan Steve Anglesey celebrates the CAS ruling on their European ban, there's another edition of Steve Bruce's murder mystery novel 'Striker' and a thrilling game of 'Don't Ask Me'! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 13, 2020•37 min
Ranty McRantface (Foreword by Fergie)
Paul and Andy are joined by former F1 driver Johnny Herbert, squad number nine Martin Kelner and US sports expert Todd Macklin. The guys also brought you Striker part 73 and rants about football and cricket respectively! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 10, 2020•37 min
Psycho Seagull. Qu'est-ce que c'est.
Paul and Andy are joined by comedian and Everton fan Sam Avery, Toronto Wolfpack's Jon Wilkin, comedian and Man Utd fan Simon Delaney and nation sweetheart Basil Brush. The guys also brought you Striker part 72 and Andy's delight at another of England's batting collapses! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 09, 2020•58 min
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