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Have Kids, They Said…

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Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.
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Episodes

Wanna be Sore?

Where do babies come from? Rich and Nicole go over how to answer when your kid wants to know more about the birds and the bees. They also discuss a terrifying ordeal with the kids at the doctor's office, the Stanley Cup craze, defiant youngsters and how to prepare your kid to travel with another family. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media...

Jan 16, 202442 minEp. 168

Held Against My Will

How would you rate yourself out of 10? Rich has a theory on how people rate themselves and Nicole has a mishap involving a toilet. Also in this episode: Jennifer Coolidge impressions, the mean (and factual) things kids say and the story of how Sara got abducted in a shopping mall. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidsth...

Jan 11, 202440 minEp. 167

Perfume On Your What??

Perfume might smell nice but it sure doesn’t taste good- Rich and Nicole go over their run ins with perfuming your bits and bobs. They also discuss 9 year olds in Sephora, whether meds should be given to other people’s kids, airplane doors being blown out mid-flight and learning to love babies. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagr...

Jan 09, 202440 minEp. 166

Make An OnlyFans, They Said…

Rich and Nicole go over the holidays, presents and why batteries should always be included. The duo also go over their New Years Resolutions, Nicole realizes she has to watch what she says when her kid asks her what OnlyFans is and Rich does some doomsday prep at his house. All this and much more on Have Kids, They Said.... Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com F...

Jan 04, 202455 minEp. 165

O Holy Nut

It’s that time of year again- Nicole and Rich go over everything to do with the holidays. From Christmas movies and Hanukkah gifts to vomit on stage at the choir concert, it’s a truly magical season. Also in this episode: Playdates needing a hard out, old friends coming out and pharmacy madness. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instag...

Dec 21, 202332 minEp. 164

Lie Until You Die

What do you do when kids lie? Rich and Nicole have very different parenting strategies when you catch your kid in a fib. The duo also go over lies you tell your partner, the upcoming roast of Tom Brady, and roasting yourself to be a better parent. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Ric...

Dec 19, 202330 minEp. 163

Ugh, Seriously?

Nicole discovers holiday season is the perfect time to teach her kids about gratitude… or at least try. Rich shares his tips for attending holiday parties and the duo discuss the top 5 mistakes parents are making with the holiday season. Also in this episode: Rich’s anniversary update, surviving the apocalypse with kids, and getting your kids to eat vegetables. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a qu...

Dec 14, 202342 minEp. 162

Divorce.com

Is there such a thing as trashy parenting? Rich and Nicole react to the viral trend outlining some parenting red flags. They also discuss getting recognized in public with their families, the best place and time to wrap gifts, insane baseball contracts, and how a man and some pumpkin bars have ripped the internet apart. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follo...

Dec 12, 202338 minEp. 161

Christmas Party Problems

Rich runs into some serious trouble with Sara as they plan their annual gingerbread Christmas party and Nicole has to keep her kids calm when they see roadkill. Also in this episode: are theraguns the hottest new sex toy? Can Elf on the Shelf be used to keep kids in line? All this and more on Have Kids, They Said. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on s...

Dec 07, 202342 minEp. 160

Golden Semen

How early is too early for “the talk” and how much detail do kids need? Rich and Nicole go over some big topics like having more kids, dealing with meltdown triggers and shopping at Costco. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm...

Dec 05, 202339 minEp. 159

Nicole Lost Her Kid

Panic ensues when Nicole loses her kid on vacation and a trip to the mini-golf course ends in tears for Rich’s kids. Also in this episode: explaining what “drunk” means to your kids and that lying for a good cause is okay. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusx...

Nov 30, 202341 minEp. 158

Rick Mavis

Thanksgiving is over and Rich noticed his friends are getting older and going grey - Is it weird for men to touch up their appearance like women often do? The duo also discuss timid kids and their timid parents and the awkward conversation of paying for play dates. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole...

Nov 28, 202336 minEp. 157

Bedroom Gobble

Thanksgiving is upon us and Rich and Nicole are feeling more thankful than ever as they reflect on their kids; how they don’t listen and bite butts. Also in this episode, the pair discuss Nicole’s prank on Rich’s brother, the rush from Halloween to Christmas, and how kids understand sarcasm. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram ...

Nov 16, 202339 minEp. 156

What, No “Thank You”??

Nicole and Rich disagree about thank you letters and go over how to raise high achievers according to experts. The two also discuss going barefoot on the plane, Taylor Swift’s latest concert drama and the differences between what parents and childless adults post on Instagram. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysa...

Nov 14, 202345 minEp. 155

Oh That's Poop

Potty training is tough! Rich and Nicole discuss the do's and don'ts along with how to raise kids to deal with bullies. Your favorite parenting podcasters also discuss Rich's experience on set of a porn, toxic masculinity, mononucleosis (mono) and the risks of searching your symptoms on WebMD. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagra...

Nov 09, 202344 minEp. 154

Father...

Nicole and Rich discuss a dad who wants to be called “Father” by his kids and whether good grades should be rewarded. Also, the duo go over allowing your kids to cry, freedom vs. wealth, National Nacho Day and Alexa’s ability to make fart sounds. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich...

Nov 07, 202336 minEp. 153

Halloween, Am I Right?

Halloween may be over but Rich and Nicole go over the Switch Witch, Trick-or-treating and discuss the potential dangers of Halloween candy. Also in this episode, Nicole tells everyone someone died… but got the wrong person and Rich goes over a restaurant in Georgia charging extra to bad parents. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instag...

Nov 02, 202347 minEp. 152

I Get What I Want

A gender reveal goes horribly wrong and Rich and Nicole discuss whether or not new parents should care about gender. The duo also go over bad nannies, following through on threats and promises, open relationships and so much more including Britney Spears, Bud Lite, and barging in on your partner while they're in the shower. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com F...

Oct 31, 202338 minEp. 151

Vote Tampering

Nicole accidentally attempts burglary and a scandal at Rich's local Fall Festival leads to suspicions of vote tampering. Also in this episode: what to do when your kids try to help but end up creating more work and the unexpected outcome of growing a moustache. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @ma...

Oct 26, 202340 minEp. 150

Cookie Duster

Rich and Nicole answer one of the most difficult questions in parenting - do you have a favorite kid? The pair also discuss Rich's new moustache, screen addictions, David and Victoria Beckham, and a would-you-rather between Lenny Kravitz and Sam Hartman. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnic...

Oct 24, 202335 minEp. 149

Domino Daddy

Rich gets in trouble at his son's art class when he gives all of his attention to another kid and Nicole has a humiliating run-in with her former nanny. The pair also discuss Halloween, Nicole's movie theater mishap and being left out of other kid's birthday parties. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nico...

Oct 19, 202339 minEp. 148

Ice Pack Parents

Is being too soft with kids a problem and do "Ice Pack Parents" make it worse? Rich and Nicole discuss along with how to deal with whininess, kids getting bullied by their friends, and when to be upset at your partner over porn. They also breakdown all the latest weird and wacky headlines including Jada Pinkett and Will Smith, fighting kangaroos and Taylor Swift's new movie. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a messa...

Oct 17, 202342 minEp. 147

Damn Straight, B*tch!

With kids, or without kids, that is the question- especially when making plans. In this episode, Nicole and Rich discuss the awkwardness of planning adults-only events, whether or not you should let your kids win at games, and what happens when a lice outbreak happens at your kid's school. Also in this episode: Rich has to coach a violent child at little league and Nicole has to deal with awkward noises during a wedding toast. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole ...

Oct 12, 202340 minEp. 146

What Do You Miss The Most?

Nicole and Rich answer some big questions like how soon is too soon to hit up a recent divorcee? And is shouting the same as child abuse? They also go over the things they miss the most about a childless life and all the latest headlines. From Halloween movies and DJ Will Ferrell to the media and celebrity relationships, nothing is off the table on this Tuesday episode of Have Kids, They Said. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like...

Oct 10, 202339 minEp. 145

Tight Tittie Tee

Kids can make things so awkward for parents so Nicole and Rich break down the ways their kids make them cringe. From wanting a playdate with a random kid to making rude comments a little too loudly, it can all feel uncomfortable. The two also discuss sharing your partner's clothing, Nicole's embarrassing gynecology appointment, dolphins and random facts. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question ...

Oct 05, 202334 minEp. 144

Have Kids, They Said (Taylor's Version)

Have you ever regretted having your kid? In the first Tuesday episode of the podcast, Nicole and Rich answer some tough questions. The duo explore why parents might have second thoughts about parenthood and whether birthday gifts are owed. Also in this episode, what threesomes can reveal about your sexuality, why someone owns a lock of George Washington's hair and so much more. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a me...

Oct 03, 202341 minEp. 143

Chicken Cutlets

Obviously, Nicole thinks she’s cool but do her kids agree? Rich unlocks a new secret dish guaranteed to make your kids ask for seconds. The duo discuss rude kids at T-ball, getting ready for Halloween, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce and farting dogs on turbulent planes. Plus, some exciting new updates on the show! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on so...

Sep 28, 202349 minEp. 142

I Know He’s A D*ck But...

When your partner is wrong, should you tell your kids or should you be a united force at all times? Rich and Nicole discuss this along with raising kids who can't handle arguments and damage control when kids pee on things they shouldn't. Also in this episode, the weirdest relationship ever: Ethan Slater and Ariana Grande, people who should want to see you (but don't), and finishing conversations too early. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis....

Sep 21, 202348 minEp. 141

Rich's Biggest Challenge

Rich faces one of the biggest challenges of his life while Nicole explores ways to deal with her kids bickering. They also discuss the best new way to send out birthday party invites as well as the latest headlines from the divorce of Sophie Turner and Nick Jonas to the NFL. Don't forget: new merch is out now! Head to Instagram and search @MashupNicole or @RichDavis and click the link in bio. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like ...

Sep 14, 202346 minEp. 140

Rich is Thirsty

Merch is out now! Head to Instagram and search @MashupNicole or @RichDavis and click the link in bio. Rich starves himself for a juice cleanse and Nicole has the family dinner date from hell. The two go over the problems with soft-parenting, the passing of Jimmy Buffet and attending concerts with kids. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media:...

Sep 07, 202352 minEp. 139
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