Tuesday September 13 2022

I hope everyone's having a fantastic evening, fantastic afternoon, fantastic prenoon. No matter where you are in the world, I'm a Sam Piker and this is the House and I broadcast coming to you live from Sunny California, Los Angeles folks. We're living alive and I hope all the boys, all the girls and all the MBs are having a fantastic one. I forgot that there is a fucking no noise gate. God damn it. Shut the fuck up.

Hold on. The rain started ever since you got here? Yeah I know. Um ayi. I gotta fix this fucking light, dude. It's crazy. It's worse than yesterday, right? Am I crazy?

It's it's definitely worse, like way worse than yesterday. That we had like All right, this is better. We had a plus video delay. What do you mean?

I fixed it. Um you're very red for some reason. No, I'm good now. I fixed it.

Point at the wall if there's a wall in front of you. No, don't worry about it. Anyway, um He looked more Caucasian with his leg good. That's what I was trying to go for. I was trying to go for the Caucasian, for the Caucasian. Folks, I'm living alive and I hope all the boys, girls, and embies are having a fantastic one because it's a beautiful fucking Tuesday. That's right. It's fucking Tuesday, bruv. It's Tuesday. Is Tuesday Newsday? That's right. Is nine thirteen or thirteen nine

Uh but you know it's Tuesday. It's it's Tuesday.

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But you know it's Tuesday. Uh but you know it's Tuesday. Is it's Tuesday.

It's choose there, right? It's fucking choose there, right? The James Webb Telly got a photo of an exoplanet. Good photos. Nice, nice, nice. We got a Thermacius playlist. Thank you, Thermacius, for the fat fucking playlist, bruv. That's very nice of you. Uh we got the Emmys last night. We're gonna talk about that. Uh the Ukrainians have gained territory. We're gonna talk about that as well.

But the caviar I've ever had was on top of was at like nice restaurants and shit. But it literally just tastes like it's like kind of creamy salt. Anyway, regardless, um, this is part part of the broadcast where I tell you a little bit about my personal news, what's going on in my life.

The fuck you expecting dollar pizza to be good is dog shit? Go to a real pizza shop? Wait, what the fuck do you mean? Real New York pizza is dollar slices. It's not. No, real real pizza is a dollar slice. No, there's absolute fire. I'm look you're a tourist. Man, shut the fuck up, bitch. Shut the fuck up. There is good dollar slice pizza. Okay. There is good dollar slice pizza.

Drama Baiters. That's a side talk joke? Oh Why?'Cause he's uh where where does he play? He plays for the Hawks. Was he supposed to go to like the fucking Knicks or something? I'm not a Knicks fan. Anyway, um New Yorkers hate Trey Young. Got it. Okay. Drama Baiters. That's so funny.

Yeah, I'll start peeking. I'll start clipping, dude. The moment I go New York on you, you I'm gonna start peeking dead ass. Chilby, hey, hey yo, hey yo, that's mad sus. You got the bebs, right?

I came out here, first thing I asked for is Bebs.

Please stop. Shut up.

You having a midlife crisis right now? What? No. What why? Why do people uh why do people say dumb shit like I'm fucking around? The moment that I like the moment that I fuck around it's like oh you must be having a midlife crisis. I'm 30 motherfuck I'm 31 motherfucker. What do you mean midlife crisis? Um Anyway, where the fuck was I? No bevs, sippies, pieces, run that bev boy.

The Korean chicken wasn't great either. Please stop making jokes is concerning, yeah. If you're thirty years old, you have to wear a suit and tie all the time. If you're thirty years old Wait hold on. If you're thirty years old. You have to wear a suit and tie all the time. And also, on top of that, you can't make jokes. Because if you make jokes, like that means. That means you're you're having a midlife crisis. Jokes are for the youth, you fucking savage piece of shit.

But yeah, um dude I went to I went to Nalita. I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I I went to the fucking I went to the heart of like What's that place called? Like all the the Dimes Square, Nolita. I get why everybody fucking hates it. Okay. I get why there's so much hate for it. It's like i i it is it is there's people that are there's people that are literally like um

This is a Soho and Tribeca to the wealthiest zip codes in the world now littered with graffiti, knockoff goods, drugs and criminals. Wait, what? Canal Street is litter Yeah, this guy is right. This is such a dumb thing to fucking this is just a self-report. Look at this. Look, look, look.

Just say you saw black people selling fucking knockoff watches and it scared you and move on.

Like that's the that's where every every every immigrant from Africa immediately this is like this is This is the the normal thing. Like this is just a It's never it's never been different than this. White people farmers market black people criminal druggies. Yeah, literally. This is Yeah, I saw DJ Vlad's take too. Fucking typical. Okay, we'll we're gonna get to that too.

Anyway, regardless. Regardless, regardless, where the fuck were we? Oh my god. I just like I I keep waking up. I keep waking up early as fuck for like LA time. I worked out again this morning. W my boy Golden, we went and we fucking worked out a dog pound again.

And um and then I went and did Yeah, jet lags like fucking me up a little bit. It's like weird. And then after that I went to shoot the podcast, uh Flagrant Podcast. With the Um The flagrant podcast with uh with with uh Andrew Schultz. Let me guess, you went and ate some shitty food? No, I haven't. I haven't really eaten that much. How long are y'all there? I'll be back in LA tomorrow. But yeah.

Stocks are crash, crypto bros are crabbing their pants. Wait, really? Anyway, hold on. Let's blast off. No no uh no leftovers tomorrow. Um I told Ethan I'd be back. Or not leftovers tomorrow. Leftovers on Thursday. I told Ethan I'd be back for it and he's like, Well, we already schedule something else, so

Some stocks are down 10%. Nice. It's great. Okay, let's blast off. Live from New York City. The conch. Jungle where

Talking about yeah, new Zelda worst streams are made of. Um talking about DJ Vlad's bad tweet. Black Mermaid, the Emmys.

Talking about the black mermaid.

Weirdos. More than I have oh I have a special guest today. Okay. Is it Zendia? No, it's it's Valkyrie. We'll talk about PMB Rock as well. Um, why does it look like you're about to host the last supper on that table? Lam dude, I'm so hungry. No, I'm gonna have uh Valkyrae Uh come over and uh teach me how to play Valorant Ranked.

Yes, we'll watch the new Zelda trailer as well.

Pro Chatters saying who am I glow to someone who fucking died down the street to me? Fuck you Chatters, you guys piss me off all the time. Yeah, it's a little bit more than a little bit. Uh channel five is on HBO, that's great too. I know, I'm aware we're gonna talk about that too. Let's just get fucking started. Uh does anyone have a good does anyone have a good blast off tweet?

No, I'm not going to I'm not gonna use that as a tweet.

Don't shit on us cause you're jealous. Better pizza. What? I just no, I don't care about that. Beat the Taylor Swift private jet accusations. Wait what?

Dude, why are people being so fucking annoying, dude? Chad's vibes are off today. It's just like I I just I I think I'm not giving enough attention to chat. I mean today, yeah, it's like extra off today. We're not vibing today. It's weird.

They're they're being babies. Like I I feel like I haven't given enough attention to the chat. So they're just being like extra weird today. I don't know why. Because I'm late? Like, is that what it is? Y'all are grumpy because I'm fucking late. Here, I just posted it. I just posted it. Here you go. Let the people know. Because I'm I'm late. You aren't home and people don't like change, yeah I know.

You relate Annie blew out our black walls with that mic in the start of the stream. We're cranky babies. Yeah, okay. Here's the uh here is the the alternative not streaming. You know what I mean? That that is an alternative. Like Damn, that's what New York hair New York air does to your hair. You gotta come back to LA, man?

Anyway, here I'm blasting off. Let the people know. Don't make me turn this car around.

Yeah.

I'm I'm just I'm you know I'm busting my fucking ass trying to trying to get desktop streams in because I know that that's what chat likes Right.

Um and you guys are still fucking upset. I don't know. But yeah, anyway, um The vibes are a little off, but we'll fix it. We'll fix it in a second. I think I'm just really hungry as well. So I'm also noticing bad chatters more than I normally would. And I'll take uh I'll take I'll do accountability for that. Bro your barber is dead. Time to look for a new one. What do you mean? Yeah, I know. Uh Queen Elizabeth is in officially in Buckingham Palace. She has arrived at Buckingham Palace.

Meanwhile, over at the Emmys, Lizzo a

We shouldn't glorify obesity. Ben Shapiro is gonna own Lizzo.

I'm gonna fucking order food right now too.

Were you pissed because we ate some shit were pissed because you we ate some shit dollar slice? Alright. Sorry, I didn't care about the Alfred reviews at all. Seems like such a superficial topic. Dude, I love you, man. You're so fucking sick. Hey, dude. Hey man, thanks a lot, brother, for your wonderful contribution. That's so sick. You're such a sick boy, dude. You're so sick. I mean tell us more please. Damn, bro. You're fucking popping, honestly. Like

Logs have been messed up all day, yeah. I can't even pull up logs. The stock news to save you from covering it for an uh hour or so you can do fun stuff. They crashed because the Fed will raise rates maybe and it made them mad so they threw a fit. It's all manipulation though as the futures market is already up tomorrow.

I am hangry, yes. I think the outfit reviews were fire, by the way. Um you guys just don't like this community that I've built, unfortunately, as much as I love you guys. You just don't fucking appreciate any content that's not immediately like what you get all the time, which is news. You just want the news. And it kinda sucks.

But there's not really much I can do. It was fucking hilarious. It was really fun. I'm the only I'm the only dumbass uh in this entire p on the in this entire fucking planet. Uh and on this especially on this website. I'm the only dumbass who gets punished for doing variety. Like it's just crazy. Everybody else like they get

Also, I'm a late-ass bitch, especially because, like I said, I was doing more fucking content. I was literally on another podcast. I don't know why I have to like explain everything to you motherfuckers like you're my girlfriend or some shit. What the fuck?

Jesus Christ. Chad just wants to be Chad just wants to be my fucking nagging girlfriend so fucking bad. Anyway I'm ordering food right now. Hopefully this will the situation will be better. The fit check was great. We're all autistic and hate change. Okay, well d fucking uh do a little bit less of it, okay? Crank the autism dial uh down a notch, just one notch for the day, okay?

Fuck do you mean we're all autistic and hate change. Yeah, okay. Well you crank it down a bit.

My vaccine didn't come with a dial.

Life's a lot more fun when you got a bitch in your ear telling you you're late. Yeah.

real friend and I Hassan is someone that if me and Hassan weren't streamers, I think I'd be I would mean Hassan would be very I I truly do believe that me and Hassan will be very good. a lot. I respect Hassan a lot. I I I when I hang out with the San I feel like he's an actual friend. I totally

That's nice.

I respect the song.

Hassan is fine when he doesn't talk politics. Hassan is a fucking clown. Bad take. Jesus Christ. There's some hostles in there. Bro talks too much. Trusting a communist Omega Lol how can you respect him? Bro, people are crazy, dude. It is wild that like you go to a Norman you go to a Norman place You go to like a Norman space and that's wild that like People are like bro you talk to my I'm a Twitch streamer bro, what the fuck? Zoil also liked you a lot and made fun of his ha chat hating you.

Talk chat did a 180 after like 30 minutes. Yeah, that's so strange. To like parasocially hate someone.

I was surprised how nice the song is. I was expecting him to be such a douchebag and he was actually so nice.

All right.

No, he was cut. I I met him I met him back at the OT Get Game Expo. I shook his hand and be like, Oh, nice to meet you all, forget about you in five minutes.

All right, dude, I thought I was brash. You hit your wife as well? Yeah. Fuck it.

It's so funny. Then people will be like, that's real. So fake Hassan lol fuck

I respect the song, I like the song.

Trusting a communist. Anyway, that's nice. Yeah, I like Misgift too. Be uh to be honest, the only interaction most other communities chatters have is when you stop by to pipe down their s hot single moms and fucking leave.

I'm happy with all your content. I like to see the IRL stuff and other variety stuff you do. If people want a certain content, they can Uh they can just watch other streamers for a day. Don't let them get you down. Also might not realize how they come off to you. No, it's annoying because they don't give it a shot. Like I'm fucking goaded uh when it comes to I'm absolutely fucking goaded. I'm so fucking goaded on variety content. My IRL streams are great.

Which is crazy. Um, no doubt the Twitch community in general is pretty much one eighty on you since you started streaming in this reactionary hellhole. What do you mean? I think it originally was like very positive and now it's not as It was very negative at first, then it was very positive during the election cycle and now it's like there are communities that are just like, Yeah, I fucking hate you.

The people that fucking chirp in though when it's not uh news related content Is i is just like the thirty plus year olds who come in here just for news.

For some time.

Who did you watch?

Ha ha ha!

Take just take it five dollars.

Fuck.

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Rolled. You also seek out negativity. I know it's tough when you're getting into all the time, but you're one of the biggest people on this platform. Come on, people don't dislike you. No, I know. Not gonna watch you hang out with your friends while you call me parasocial? Wait what?

Check out the Hodgton's drama in small town Tifton, Georgia? No.

Anyway, I mean in general it feels like it's gotten way more positive, but you focus on specific communities, it don't seem that way. Anyway, it's fine.

I did order myself some food. We all did watch you hang out with your friends at shit camp though. Chat's grumpy because you haven't been doing daily desktop streams like we're used to because we're toddlers. Yeah. No, I know.

Please, for the love of the queen, please stop streaming screen off.

Anyway. Huh. Did I hear about the Queen? What happened to the Queen? Oh no, is she dead? Let's take a look at what this what's going on in Meat Canyon.

Take care of the primo!

JOHN MUELLER

What to go?

Okay.

Listen, ye must drink from the challenge.

Come on, come on now. Or do I take care of everyone?

Mm-hmm, don't you worry.

Don't be bloody well worried, love. I'll take care of you, you beautiful pearl, you pearl of the British Isles, you lovely girl. Jesus Christ!

Bro, he's so good. He even had the fucking fingies on him. Look at that. He even had the fucking fingies, dude. Yo, McKinney is great.

I'm so nervous for my birth. I I hear it super painful. Okay, thank God it's over. That was crazy. Look at my baby.

Who are you?

You're hungry. You're probably hungry.

What a baby.

Speedy. Oh, yeah.

That was goaded dude what the fuck that was so good meat canning is insane God damn. I mean it's a joke that everyone's made already, but he made it so beautifully again. He's saying that the Queen Elizabeth has been reincarnated three minutes after her death as Trisha Paytas' uh uh baby. Why is this missing signature? Unauthorized.

Yo, are you and the crew vaccinated for polio? They declared an emergency, but you're fine if you had the childhood vags. My friend, I'm Turkish. So I got a baby. I I got vaccinated as a baby. I have that. I've been having that.

All right, that was a great fucking take from Meat Canyon. All right, let's get started. Let's go the Emmys were last night and I'm gonna tell you right now I did not watch it. I did see the highlights of Lizzo winning an award for what? Like she made a movie. I mean, dude, like I'm all for the girl boss, girl power shit, but like her speech, her speech literally was like, we should tell more stories. And she repeated it over and over again and I was like

I saw us on the hunt at Starbucks in New York City. Okay, why are you katutie? This is literally your own Twitter. I know this. Okay, because this has four likes on it. You posted this twenty seven month subscriber, Katie. Because you y because it's your own Twitter. Okay. Was it a unionized Starbucks? No. Yeah, some fans are calling you out on your behavior.

I can't believe he'd say something like that, shaking my head. Have you ever done a sober stream, brother? No. Every time I fuck your mom, she makes me drink.

Jeff Bezos. I bet Jeff Bezos was so proud of her. Yeah. I just took a DNA test. Turns out I'm 100% Lizzo's biggest fan. Yeah, Jeff Bezos I bet was real happy. Anyway, let's watch this.

Golden Knight, the 74th annual Emmy Awards belonging to the women. Lara's here with all the details on the night's biggest winners.

Am I crazy or does does anybody even give a fuck about Am I crazy or does anybody give a fuck? about the Emmys and shit nowadays. Even nine eleven wasn't banging this year. Like people have people have just they don't give a fuck about it anymore. I feel like the Emmys Nine eleven, all this shit that like Americans cared about, I just don't think that they give a shit about anymore.

New York Fashion Week too. Like I'm here and I don't even fucking know what's going on. Like everything kinda sucks. Alright, let's take a look.

What a night. It was such a great night. Abbott Elementary getting an A plus. White Lotus proving there's no such thing as a bad vacation. Boy, the story.

White lotus one? Are you serious? What the fuck? What the fuck is white wait no way dude what what were the categories?

Give me some highlights. What is this?

Uh evidently a little bit more voting involved in our uh winning than uh Prince Charles. Uh but um

Keep it royal.

I'm not saying that we're more legitimate in our position than we're here. We'll leave that to other people.

He is saying that. Respect. Both the Emmys in 911 were overshadowed by the Queen dying. Bro, I think even the Queen can't escape the fucking twenty-four hour news cycle. Quinta Bronson deserved better than giving her acceptance over Jimmy Kimmel's dead body. Wait, what? Wait, why? White Load is one for writing, directing, and supporting actor. I mean I watched it and it wasn't that good.

Like it literally was not that good.

That's kinda weird. It was for a limited series. I'm in the new Philly D Thumbo. Let's fucking go, dude. Let's go. Back in the Thumbo Wars, calling him a sick old man.

Yeah, I saw this. England canceled cancer appointments, dude. Breaking. You will be pleased to know that hospitals are canceling appointments for cancer patients on the day of the Queen's funeral as a mark of respect. And no this one is not satire either. The island is getting a little too sinister for my liking. This is one of the most bananas thing I've ever seen, bro.

It is so fucked. People have fucking lost it. Dude, the British, are they alright? Someone check in on the British.

Full report on the cancellations Hospital appointments cancelled because of Queen's funeral. Exclusive. Thousands of patients waiting for surgery and maternity checks and some cancer will be affected. Thousand patients.

Read the bio, it's parody. I mean she might be a parody account, but it is true. Right? Or is this also it's opendemocracy dot net. And I also saw it on Twitter as well before. No, it it it literally is true.

Like I I did literally see um

Like you guys are fact checking something that is real.

Yeah, see? Cancer treatment and burials are cancer treatments and burials are cancelled as UK prepares to shut down for the Queen's funeral on Monday. Here's what else will be closed.

It's guys, it's not a fucking meme. I saw this already. I already saw this as well.

Like I it sounds insane because if you're American you're probably like dude there's no fucking way this is real like that's psychotic. Nope, it's not. Food banks are closing for Q uh Queens food bank closing for Queen's funeral response to backlash. Like a ninety six year old woman died, okay? It's the most expected thing. And these motherfuckers are like

Did you see this 9-11 workout with vid? Yeah I did.

Bro, I mean It's pretty funny to to consider this because this is like their version, you know what I mean?

Like this is our version of like respecting the queen.

America is just as unhinged, don't worry. Trigger warning, my Q dad snapped and killed my family this morning. Yep, the internet ruined him. Growing up my parents were extremely loving and happy but people. I was at a special bomb with both my parents in twenty twenty after Trump lost. My dad started going down the Q rabbit hole. He kept reading conspiracy theories about the stolen election, Trump vaccines, etc. But I mean it could be. Uh if there's a news article attached to it then yeah.

That's the reason why I thought or her mom, sorry. Igor Lannis, a fifty three year old Michigan man, was shot by the police after reportedly killing his wife and severely wounding one of his two daughters. Oh, it was a QAnon survivor support group? That makes sense.

It's a support group for people who had lost people you fucking himbo. That's crazy. It's crazy that there is a group like that that exists or rather has to fucking exist. It's also crazy that like That this obviously have he cut off his leg in front of them'cause God told him to. Wait what? Oh, he was just like straight up schizophrenic probably.

Dude this is like I mean this is literally fucking This is Internet induced mental illness. Like you know how people say like, Hey, if you're schizophrenic, don't mix drugs, like don't you know, don't smoke weed. It might impact you in a way that you in an unforeseeable way, you know what I mean? It might like trigger Schizophrenia, like there's certain drugs that you're not supposed to do, right? You can get like a psychosis.

And and it it's it's uh broken people's brains. Like they just have no fucking way of comprehending this. They have no way of dealing with it. There's so much alienation.

It's like a little bit of a little bit more. It's in every fucking outlet too. TikTok, Facebook. Everywhere you go on the internet, there's like people that are openly fucking stating. People that are openly fucking trying to give you more uh brain disease. Yeah, Q was a poll thing. Exactly. It was on 4chan. Q and I started on 4chan. For those of you who don't know. For those of you who are unfamiliar. Q'non fucking started on Fortan as a joke, as a meme.

And then it moved on to A Chan and'cause people were like desperately looking for more like breadcrumbs and whatever. It was like an interactive detective game, right? And all of those uh all of those same people that did the Pizzagate shit, they ran with the QAnon conspiracies at first, they gave it fire. And you know, these are some of the casualties. Ashley Babbitt was another one, you know? Ashley Babbitt was a fucking casualty.

She was fucking QAnon pilled. She was Q-pilled and fucking went into the Capitol and got shot. She got fucking domed.

Then the HN admin took over as BQ. Yeah, Ron Watkins. Like, I don't know what to say, man. It's fucking, it's nuts.

Yeah, we just talked about the Q s Q dad snapping and shooting his fucking family. Anyway, um cancer treatment and burials are cancelled uh as well, which is fucking insane. But let's get back to the Emmys and then we'll talk about the Queen, okay? I got a pee by the way.

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Chat, you're fucking cringing at like the ultimate theater kids behaving like ultimate theater kids. Yeah, of course they're gonna do cringe shit.

Zendayo becoming the same thing. Let's hear from the worst person of all time, so I'll end up liking what Lizzo said.'Cause I I watched parts of her speech and she was like, We should do stories. We should do stories. We should just do more stories. And I was like, dude, I mean I think we're doing that. That's kinda the That's kinda what people are doing. You know what I mean? And I just like I mean it seems kinda

Ha ha ha.

Fat people should stay at home and keep eating uh donuts. I think she's talking about stories and perspectives she can relate to I'm personally offended.

apparently made the political statement of the evening o only the best and brightest over here in our in our politics. You remember that she also made some statements at the MTV Awards or some such where where she I can't even remember, was the video music awards, was it? Where she got out there and she talked about how women were uh being victimized. As m one of the least victimized people on planet Earth.

All I'm gonna say is this, bro. Listen, you can't talk shit on Lizzo until you can have you can match her energy and agility, okay? Yeah, she might be overweight, but let me tell you something, okay? Yo, one, she's the flautist, okay? Two. One, she's a flautist, and two, she's fucking insane, bro. I've never seen somebody Like drop it, drop it down like that. I've never seen somebody just like fucking dancing for that, for that long. At that point, you can't.

It's like chatters will be like she's fat, simple as that. Bitch, look at your mom and dad like you're American. You know what I mean? If you live in the Western world, the likelihood that your f immediate family members are obese is so fucking high, maybe you should shut the fuck up.

I just don't know. I I literally don't know uh anyone that is like You know, anyone that is uh that is in shape like that, that can do that level of of physical fitness.

Well apparently at the Emmys. I was she in a TV show that I missed? Was she up for an Emmy? I like I wasn't aware. Anyway, they brought out Lizzo to uh to explain, I guess, more politics because she is one of our great boys.

Ahora vamos a... All I wanted to see was me in the media. Someone

Father.

Like me.

Yeah.

Black like me.

Thank you.

So the thing is like When someone says like hey, you don't usually have a lot of like you know, fat people in these sorts of positions like get promoted. Is not like she's saying, Hey everybody get fat like it's fire. Being fat's cool. Also, it's not even political. She's not even saying anything that's political. Okay? She's just saying, don't shit on fat people for being fat. Ben's like, huh, she's being political. So I'm gonna shit on fat people for being fat. You know what I mean?

Ha ha ha.

It's just always funny when people just say my favorite thing here is is is always like when people get mad they're like, bro

Thank you.

Fat people. Um, stop making fat, stop being fat politic, stop turning being fat into a political thing. It's like, bro, you what are you talking about? Like you you don't have to fucking fat shame people. Like they can fat people can turn around and say, hey man, don't be a dick. You know what I mean? It's cool. She's not advocating to like kill you if you're or or or jail you if you call a fat person fat. What's it to you, motherfucker? What you think fat people don't know that they're fat?

I'll be like, you gonna see that person, but bitch is gonna have to be you.

Haha she's her own hero. What and what heroism it is. Okay, first of all, if she had wanted to see an a hero of of the media with one Emmys, who was overweight and black. We could talk about the literally most famous person on earth for most of her childhood. That would be Oprah Winfrey. Right? Oprah Winfrey's weight was a well publicized struggle.

Bro, that's fucking nuts. Bro, okay. Bro, really? You're gonna say Oprah Winfrey is fat? Dog, if Oprah Winfrey is fat, who's not fat? Like Lizzo, I understand, like Lizzo is overweight, okay? Like, yeah, she's a bit overweight. But what the fuck, dude? Oprah Winfrey? What the fuck? Also, is there a quota on fat black women? Like men's like there's all there's already one.

When I was a kid she was pretty meaty. Also, why the fat hate? It's basis discussed, which is a conservative characteristic.

In the eighties, nineties, it was a big thing for her.

I just let's see Oprah Winfrey fat I wanna see. Like when the fuck was she fat, bro? Like that's bananas.

When?

Isn't she a Weight Watcher spokesperson? She called herself fat, it's complicated. Yeah, but isn't that more of a testament to the fucking standards?

The top left photo is her liposuction, post-liposuction. Shut the fuck up. No shot.

That was also during the heroin chic, so that was considered fat in the 80s and 90s. Bro, she's like underweight here. That's crazy. Like that when she was fat here, this is fat. He's being a logic nerd, but the point is not whether two black overweight women exist in media simultaneously, but Ben frames it in a way to make himself seem smart.

Like, She's just a mom, dude. What the fuck? I mean, you know, she's not, but you you get what I'm saying? Like, she's in that age. Like yeah, people become more overweight over time. They're more sedentary, they get older, their metabolism slows down. Holy fuck dude.

The 90s were so bad nobody likes to remember that. That's it's insane. Like this is like a normal average woman of that age. Like, that's insane. Anyway, that that this is a this is an opportunity to have that conversation about like ridiculous body standards of that era, not the other way around.

She's just the most normal person.

And she was the richest person in America. So there's that. But I guess Lizzo is the first of her name. Lizzo, Queen Lizzo. Azo, first of her name. It's very exciting stuff there. Or alternatively, you know what? We could promote being not obese. I know this is an unpopular viewpoint, but it turns out that it's not the world's job to change its standards of beauty to meet the fact that you are significantly overweight, and it is

Okay, beauty standards literally have shifted across cultures and throughout time. So what Ben Shapiro is saying is complete falsehoods, okay? Like that is just not real. When Ben says like beauty standards have changed across time. I mean our b beauty standards, you cannot shift society into believing in your beauty standard. Like no, that's the literal reason why you're mad, you fucking idiot. You're like somehow scared.

Them blood vessels contorting? Ironically at her skinniest she had an eating disorder. Yeah. Fat Shapiro fans are crying right now. No man, conservative fatties don't even fucking recognize it. The funniest part about it is that conservative conserv fat conservatives are the only people that don't recognize it and like uh and and routinely fat shame other fat people. They're a very weird phenomena, a very weird specimen.

It's like fat people know they're fat all the time. You're just being a fucking dickhead. You're not helping anybody. And you're trying to moralize that uh that behavior by acting like you're doing it for their own benefit, which is insane. Yeah. And also uh there is only empirical evidence to show the exact opposite of what you think. You're not helping people lose weight when you do that.

It's very unhealthy for you to be significantly overweight. The standards of beauty did not change enough to now encompass people who are at least 75 to 100 pounds overweight. It is not healthy for you. You will get diabetes. You will die early. Like I I don't understand when it became heroism for for you to stand up for a health condition that is largely of your own make. Like that that is that is bizarre to me.

Yeah.

We'll send you a diet every day if you want.

What a fucking insane nerve. What can I help to facilitate your weight?

Isn't that a better thing to do than getting on national TV and saying that America isn't America unless we're not? people who are extremely overweight are made into heroes. It's it's such a weird it's such a weird plus the the self-absorption. I am my own hero. I I guess I I would have to be the person who's the most heroic to me.

Sorry. Oh shit, fucking autoplay was on, Jesus Christ.

Uh

Um, what do you think of the mainstream media channels trying to make right wing versions of you? They have like these fake stream podcast sham setups where they act as if they're on a live stream using casual clothes and even headsets, even though there's no computer in front of them while spilling right wing monarchist nonsense? Yeah, I've seen it a lot. I don't know what to fucking tell you. Uh it's just it's weird. It's weird. It's odd.

My sweet green salad is here. I gotta eat that shit real quick.

Um I knew that they were doing this because like someone leaked a turning point USA document where they were literally looking at best practices. They were looking at best fucking practice. And they were talking about who they want to like recreate.

And basically they they had my name on there, like in their PowerPoint presentation.

No, I have not heard about the conflict in Armenia and Azerbaijan and there is a zero percent chance I'm gonna be able to fucking commentate on that right. Because I don't know anything about it. Do you want to know why? Because I'm in fucking New York, man. Okay. I have a hard time getting access to information. Okay?

With the food elves, what are you doing? I know.

high school drug addict.

Anyone who has loved a ru or I want you to know that I'm so grateful for your story.

And Jennifer Coolidge, honored for her supporting role in White Loaded.

I just want to say, um, you know, I took a lavender bath tonight and um

Right before the show.

And it made me swell up inside my dress. And uh I'm having a hard time speaking.

leaving the audience in stitches as producers tried to play her offstage.

Okay.

Why let us

That series taking home the most awards Monday night, including top honors for a limited series.

Succession.

And the cutthroat family saga Succession, named Outstanding Drama.

Yeah.

Uh incredibly grateful to have this. Uh it's a wonderful honour.

And Emmy voters spreading the love for the other top awards. Squid Games, Lee Jong J taking home outstanding actor in a drama, making it the first non-English performance to win an Emmy. And earning gold for their roles in limited series, the dropouts Amanda Seyfried and Dope Six Michael Keaton.

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Smart.

Plus Jean Smart winning her fifth Emmy Award for Lead Actress in the comedy series.

Hunts.

Rachel Brosnahan, who was one of my fabulous fellow nominees sent me she was very classy, she sent this box of these unbelievable designer cookies. They were like five pounds each. They were just like, you know. And I thought that that was so nice and classy till I realized that she was hoping that I wouldn't be able to sink fit into a single dress. In uh Hollywood.

The speeches were incredible last night. It was a fun show. That was Smart's second win, by the way, in a row for hacks. Great show. And as we mentioned, Abbott Elementary's Cheryl Lee Ralph became just the second black woman to win best supporting actress in a comedy series, the moment noticed by none other than Jackie Harry, who tweeted out winning Miami was a career highlight.

And she said Cheryl Lee Ralph is one of the nicest people and she is so right, so kind. Great night. Thanks you, Lair.

What?

Hey there GMA fans, Robin Roberts here. Thanks for checking out

Bro, I fucking hate everything right now. I hate The fucking chicken is like awful. What is going on right now man? Today is not my fucking day, dude.

It really is not my fucking day at all. Chicken is fucking terrible. Are you sick maybe? No, no, it's no man. I'm not fucking sick. Stop telling me to get a fucking chopped cheese from a bodega. All you know about New York is from fucking Twitter and TikTok memes. Shut the fuck up.

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Alright, GMA cover story, the future of the British Commonwealth after Queen Elizabeth. As some countries push to break away, can King Charles keep the Commonwealth united? TJ Holmes is at Buckingham Palace with the story, hey TJ.

There, George. Yes, we call him of course the King of England, but you can also call him the King of Jamaica, the King of the Bahamas, King of Belize, King of St. Kitts. Yes, he is the head of state of at least 14 other countries, the so-called Commonwealth realms. And now there's not new debate but renewed debate about whether or not he should remain some of theirs king and also if they should remain his unwilling subjects.

He is sensitive to the kind. Difficult legacies and negative feeling

populations of some former British colonies and members of the Commonwealth.

Barbados broke ties just last year to become a republic, removing the Queen as head of state. And during William and Kate's controversial Caribbean tour this year, other island nations signaled they might do the same.

The Jamaica that they encountered today is a very different That has been very open about the ways in which Slavery and colonialism impoverished the country and held it back. When William and Kate went, they're walking into a completely different They were not welcomed to the

While Canada has proclaimed Charles as their king, he was criticized back in May for acknowledging but not apologizing on behalf of the U.K. and the former British Empire for its historical treatment of Canada's indigenous people.

we must find new ways to come to terms with the darker and more difficult aspects of the past. Acknowledging, reconciling And striving to do better.

As the new leader of the Commonwealth, King Charles now heads an organization that represents 2.5 billion people. The Commonwealth is a voluntary association of 56 independent countries, the majority of which are former British colonies. Membership grew under the Queen as the modern monarchy promoted equality, reducing poverty, and funding education. Two new countries joined just this year.

Right. And as you said, this is nothing new, this is just renewed. what we're seeing and what we're talking about. All right. Hey TJ, glad you made it there to London. Thank you so much. All right. Hey there GMA fans, Robin Roberts here. Thanks for checking

Ukrainian forces took over large amounts of territory. In the aftermath of that L that the Russians took, they turned around and said the exact same fucking thing that they have. Oh, we're just focusing on the southeast actually.

That stunning offensive by Ukrainian forces changing the face of the war, retaking large amounts of territory as Russian.

Hold on one second. Stop chewing into the mic. Thank you, ten month subscriber. Um Godspeed on your ban.

Troop retreat on a key front.

D dude, I'm uh this is the last thing I'm gonna say on this issue before moving on and like talking about the news. But it quite literally shows me that you motherfuckers don't deserve it. Like I'm doing this for all the people that are in here. Why is chat so annoying? Because they are autistic, okay? That is the reason. Because a lot of chatters have autism.

Most streamers don't even fucking do this like consecutive nonstop fucking streaming.

Jesus Christ, dude. I've been running around nonstop. I've been running around non fucking stop and the people just can't shut the fuck up. They're chirping about the dumbest shit. What do you want me to do, man?

Shut the fuck up.

Some chatters get off on you ripping chat apart to be honest. The meta is a little toxic. I hate it.

Burridge is on the scene in Ukraine.

Yeah, good morning, Michael. What a turnaround this is. Ukrainian forces are now building on that initial lightning advance, contesting areas in the east, which the Russians only captured weeks ago, and claiming an advance in the south. The Ukrainian offensive still appears to have momentum on multiple fronts.

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This morning, Ukraine's breathtaking offensive securing new gains as its forces continue to advance in the east and now also in the south. These troops filming and posting a dramatic attack, claiming an ambush on a Russian vehicle. One Ukrainian official saying Russian forces surrendering en masse, abandoning entire stocks of ammunition claimed by Ukrainian troops.

It is an incredibly good time when you have a strategic upper hand to go back and force your opposition to the negotiation table. I hope that That the Ukrainian leadership will use as an opportunity to fucking try to put an end to this never ending war. Now of course that's not gonna happen most likely because America's gonna be like look we gave you the MIRs, like we I mean we gave you the the bombs, we gave you the long range missile systems, and you're making leeway now

Russia is gonna say whatever the fuck they're gonna say for the record. Like them being like, ha ha, we're not giving up until we take over Kyiv. They're not taking shit over. What what the fuck is Russia gonna take over? I mean what? What are they gonna take over, bro? They can't w w w what happened? They tried it, it didn't work out.

You think you can't make in progress would affect or stop what they're doing in Syria? What? I don't know.

Strategically important city in another video circulating online.

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Here you can see in yellow the ground the Ukrainian forces claim to have retaken from the Russians. More than 2300 square miles. Are we going to see more victories by Ukraine in the coming days?

Yeah.

Pressure on the run.

Sí, eso es cultural.

retreat under international terms.

Destruction from exp. Caught in this new video shared by local Ukrainian officials in the eastern Donbass region where Ukraine is now also claiming victories. Even the Kremlin acknowledging its retreat and striking back.

That's the worst part is like they're not even hearing it. They're just being extra annoying. Like you they probably have fucking studio headphones on or something. Cause like I'm monitoring my fucking levels and I can tell that it's not that loud. Like you can't really fucking hear it.

You're literally you're you're just going crazy over it.

Like you

It's hard to hear.

the heart of Kharkiv, killing at least one person. Russia also targeting power stations in the city. President Zelensky calling Russia's retaliation desperate.

Росія спрямовує свої підлі уда.

They can't do anything to our heroes on the battlefield, so Russia is directing its vile strikes against civilian infrastructure. With Russia's invasion of Ukraine again in disarray, there are unusual levels of dissent creeping into Russian state-controlled media. There's also been a very rare public rebuke against Vladimir Putin. 18 local officials calling on him to resign. All lies now on Putin's position and how he might respond. George?

Okay, Tom, thanks. Let's bring in White House spokesman John Kirby for more on this. John, thanks for joining us again this morning. Is Ukraine winning this war?

They certainly have some momentum, particularly up there in the northeast part of the country in that Donbas region you saw just from that report. um how swift and how stunning uh their advances have been. Uh there is more fighting to go though, and particularly down in the south where the Ukrainians are also trying to break through

Is there a risk that they take this too far, run ahead of their supply line?

I I think, you know, they've planned this counter offensive uh pretty carefully, George. They've thought this through. I mean, we're all watching these swift and stunning images today, but we need to remember there were weeks and weeks of planning that went went behind that. And the Ukrainians have done a good job thus far in this war managing their logistics and sustainment, their supplies to their troops. Uh I think they're mindful of that going forward.

How about these new threats to Vladimir Putin inside Russia? How serious are they? How do you expect Putin to respond?

It it is very interesting to see isn't it now that uh he's facing some public rebukes not just from uh opposition figures but from actual elected uh officials inside uh Russia. That's that's not insignificant. Now we'll see where this goes.

President Biden and the US have always played.

Uh uh.

I saw the clip of Russian news people debating the war. It was pretty nuts how openly some of them against some of that some uh openly against some of them were. Yeah. Look, here's the Russian media Even the Russian media, even like fucking state television is talking about concessions.

Давались на фоне, надо признать того поражения, которое мы потерпели в районе Харькова, а надо это признать, потому что поражение имеет смысл, когда его признаешь и делаешь из него выводы. А если этого не делать и не признавать, то получишь другое поражение может быть гораздо серьезнее. Поэтому в этом смысле, я думаю, надо реально смотреть на вещи. Это действительно... Сложная ситуация, и надо понимать, что мы сражаемся.

Honestly, isn't it pretty disrespectful to Ukraine to be counterattacking their national mourning period for Her Majesty? I know, it's really fucked up. It's distasteful.

It's very distasteful. How dare they? After all the guns and weapons that Her Royal Majesty the Queen sent off and sanctioned off into Ukraine, For them to behave this way is is dostridly. If Ukrainians and Russians are both Turks, why are they fighting? I don't know. Um That is a good call. Why do their politics shows look like the set of Who Wants to be a bi millionaire? Well, guess what? It's better.

Ночнейшим противником понятно, что никто, ни Владимир Владимирович, ни Зеленский, не западный, никто не может остановить. Эта война может закончиться только поражением одной из сторон. Причем, надо сказать, для нас это поражение может быть действительно. Фатально. Это тоже надо понимать, потому что оно может привести к процессу распада. Но в определенной степени эта война в моем понимании... А это война уже. Война.

Dude, that's crazy. He said we should acknowledge that Ukrainian people do exist.

That's crazy. Crazy that's a hot take. I'm just saying this the hottest of tapes.

Первое, надо признать. Ну, надо это признать, на мой взгляд. А соответственно, надо. Посмотреть, что надо... Вот на мой взгляд. Надо на освобожденных территориях предложить организовать альтернативное украинское дружественное Россию государство. У нас только полгода я слышу о том, что мы вот это присоединим, вот это присоединим, вот это. Я всегда думаю. Вот я с той стороны. Мне все время говорят: у меня это заберут, у меня то заберут, у меня это заберут.

Bro, it's like that's such a dumb take. Yeah, bro. Yeah. Ukraine is gonna go in and invade Russia. Yeah, that's yeah, dude totally. That's what's gonna happen now. I just

And for people who are confused by this, like how the fuck is this happening? I told you that it was always going to be the war will end in Moscow. No, it was always going to be a fucking incredibly long and complicated process. It was going to be difficult, it was going to be bloody, it was going to be deadly for both parties involved, and especially Russia.

The Russian state is one guy.

No it isn't. I mean I mean it is it

Even the fucking Communist Party of Russia is almost in unison. Russian opposition.

Yeah.

Built by uh Vladimir Putin. I know there's complexities in every political system, okay? Obviously.

But even like opposition parties that are created in Russia are still oftentimes controlled by Vladimir Putin.

Listen to them. They wanna fight that last Russian in Ukraine. Let them Ukraine and the coalition of the willing we arm and fund this battle for as long as possible. By the way, we're putting Ukraine on NATO membership after they regain their country from these Russian fascists. Yeah, okay, bro.

Yeah. Motherfuckers in in Palm Beach being like, we'll fight the Russian Federation down to every Russian soldier. That's sick, man. Are you gonna do it? Shut the fuck up, dumbass. You're not gonna do it. Who's we? Are you speaking French? What do you mean we're fighting the Russians? No you're not. You're not doing shit. The real opposition is Navalny? Yeah, totally.

Anyway, um here let's uh let's

You know, George, I don't know that we know we're there yet. And actually it's really gonna be up to President Zelensky as commander in chief to determine if and when he's ready to sit down and negotiate Clearly uh we don't appear to be at that point right now. I mean there's still a lot of fighting going on, not just in the north but elsewhere on the country. And Mr. Putin has shown no inclination.

That's a cap. That's um yeah, no totally, fully.

Finally, another war broke out on Russia's periphery overnight, Azerbaijan attacking Armenia. How serious a threat is this for Vladimir Putin? Is there any role the United States can play in calming the tension?

Well we certainly want the tensions calmed. We you saw Secretary Blinken, the Secretary of State put out a a statement yesterday calling for an end to these hostilities. As you know, George, uh this conflict goes back decades to the fall of the Soviet Union. The Russians uh uh apparently

John Kirby, thanks very much.

All the countries that are like, Okay, I'm not gonna watch this. I'm gonna get to lighter stuff, um, because uh Valkyrie's gonna be here soon. Uh here, we'll watch this last Dennis Prager shit and then we'll watch the PlayStation event, even though there's nothing going on. We'll watch the Zelda shit and then we'll play uh some And then we'll play some motherfucking valo. people do and if you guys don't like that then suck me. I'm gonna end the stream. You know what I mean?

How do people vote to destroy their own cities? Because nice people can do a lot of damage. The the so I gave the example. There were nice people who were even slave owners. George Washington was a slave owner. He was not only a nice person, he was a great person. So what did the left do? Like the independent in

What the fuck?

Dennis Prazier, there were nice people who supported who voted for the Nazis. You think every single German who voted for the Nazis was personally despicable?

England Right? But it's left wing. Yeah. Yeah. So they headline Dennis Prager says Dennis Prager said Slave owners were nice.

But you did say that. You literally just said that. Wait, what? He said you can be a nice slave owner. You can be a nice person and a slave owner. And then someone just repeated that take. Dog, what the fuck? People are l wait, he's mad that hold on. He's mad that someone verbatim said his take back in an article? Like what the fuck? He's like not like that. He didn't even just say a nice person, he's a great person.

It is so typical of the left to do that because truth is not a left-wing value. Like that is that the entirety of what I said? There they were nice people who supported The greatest mass murder machine. They were nice people who supported us.

What did you do?

I like that he said like Nazis and then he said, you know, but worse than Nazis, communism, the greatest murder machine The greatest murder machine. It's like slavery, Nazism, and then also communism, the greatest murder machine of all. I mean, much worse than the other two things. That's cool. That's a cool perspective to have. Thank you, Dennis Prager.

I think every single German who voted for the Nazis was personally despair. Most people who voted for the Nazis in the last free election in Germany, 1932, actually were voting on economic groups.

But don't you think some slave owners were good people for the time? If everyone in their time who could afford it owned slaves, does that make that whole generation of people bad? Yes. Yeah, if you owned a slave and especially like every and and yeah, if you owned a human, yeah, you were not a nice person. That's crazy. Is that really that controversial of a take in this chat? Yes.

What? No, there was not a good slave owner. Dude, I'm I'm about to pop off with a controversial take. Okay, are you ready for this? Slavery wasn't normal back then. The idea that it was normal is ridiculous. Is not. There were plenty of fucking abolitionists, radical ones as a matter of fact. But also, if you were a slave owner, you were a bad person.

I know, hot take. Fucking canceled me, I think.

I mean it's not like the Nazis ran on killing Jewish people though. There were probably just some normal people who went in with the crowd. No, the Nazis did run on killing Jewish people. What the fuck? Bro, it bro y'all will say stuff like this, you will say stuff like this, and then you turn around and you will be like every MAGA is a fascist. Like we haven't gotten to that point, but you know, uh plenty of w them will do that actually.

Better than your lizzo obesity take? What's my lizzo obesity take?

Yeah, Hitler was notoriously pro Jewish before he was elected. Yeah. He didn't like write a book about it or anything.

Not Jew hatred bases. Some did. But most voted for economic reasons.

Yeah. the the economic impact that Jews which controlled the media and also academics and also or academia and also uh the economy, uh you know, that's that's the reason why they No, the economic reasons created an environment of instability and volatility that allowed fascism to take root and fascist rhetoric

All I'm saying is Hitler was jailed attempt after his coup attempt and still came back. Trump hasn't even been charged yet. The best is yet to come, unfortunately, I fear. Yeah.

But this is too sophisticated for people on the left.

Yeah, you're not dude, where have I heard that one before? You're not sophisticated enough to understand

You're not sophisticated enough. To understand the complexities of defending Nazis.

That's crazy. There's so much nuance there, man. You're crazy.

I think sophisticatedly you can't be a leftist.

That was a great take. Yeah. The DJ Vlad take is pretty fire. By the way, shouts out to Andrew Callahan, his channel five documentary. I've watched some pieces of it. I'm really excited for it. About the January 6th riot, produced by A twenty four. Is now bought by HBO. So that's fire. It's been in the workings. It's been in the making for a while. And I'm excited to see it. We'll do the Law and Order thing later. Uh the John Oliver Law and Order thing.

Anyway, we'll do the cut box video. We'll jump to like

Thank you.

We'll jump to the fun shit right now, but first there is a top of the hour ad break. I'm gonna run right now. Where you gonna head it at?

Yeah.

Oh I wanna see this.

Let me see.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh my God! Oh my God! No!

Oh my god, he's gonna get killed. That was fire. Anyway, top of the hour, the six second ad break. If you no longer want to see those ads, all you need to do is subscribe, which you can do for five dollars or for free with the Twitch Prime. Uh Obama beats Greek Greek kebab.

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Okay, who's popping the drinks?

You can't have championship.

But does anyone want cider? I'll I'm like the bartender today. One two

Yeah.

What's your favorite thing about your

I feel like I can tell like Pretty good dad jokes sometimes.

You're gonna be watching the cut video which uh round

Crank up the gain a little bit so we can be able to do it. All right, that's good I think. All right, this is good.

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You can't call them radio.

Yeah.

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Okay.

Dang it, are we racist now?

No no no no

I think some people are taking it seriously.

Even my community.

Wait, you can hear us chewing?

No, don't, don't. I've been I've been banning motherfuckers like left and right.

Why?

Because I don't have a noise gate, because

Their fault you're doing A's.

Gain is a little too high, don't ban me. There's no Tal yeah, they can'cause the gain is high. And the reason why the gain is high is because we have one microphone and there's no fucking I'm an- Oh no, I'm an- I'm a- No, no, no, no, no. I've been I've been banning the shit. I've been banning the absolute living shit out of

Are you okay?

They've been fucking complaining all day. They know that there's no noise gate here. They're so fucking easy.

No, but what if there's a new viewer

No, that was a two month subscriber. They've been in here. I've been fucking complaining about it nonstop all day. That like the yeah, you don't understand how annoying chat is, trust me. Like chat itself is like down for. No, they're being annoying. Uh I'm usually I did not have a good

Chat has been like extra garbage today. It's not good. Are you sure? Videos. New game release.

You should do a um unban request and then Unban them.

Not not today.

Oh, chat, we're actually doing the sword string. We are on the thirtieth.

On the thirtieth we're gonna be forging swords.

Two swords. On the thirtieth. IRL stream. Yeah. We're doing it. It it took forever, but it's finally happening. Can they hear out?

Um, yeah. Chat bro, did you ask her if she wants a chopped cheese from the bodega? Offer her a chopped cheese, bro. The Aki style, bro. Come on, bro. What? Cheese? I met Valkyrie yesterday at the Met and she says you smell like old sauce.

I didn't say that.

What the fu-

It's also good. Thank you. No, he does actually.

He's not okay. There's something in the water in the food and then yeah I have like Um yeah, I have like uh the the para the parasocial ones in here too that are going fucking Oh you're not having a Did the podcast go bad or is that?

They're not. You just said you weren't.

The podcast is all right. I just started the stream and immediately the vibes were fucked. Chat was like going absolutely fucking bananas. But it's all good. Okay, we're doing something different now. We're gonna do lighter content. So let's let's uh let's do it.

Can we make you happy?

Just gonna stream a little bit and then we'll see.

Right. Right.

Are we doing valo or no? Nothing.

Better.

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Okay, who's popping the drinks?

Sweating.

You can't.

That one. But does anyone want cider? I'll I'm like the bartender today.

What's your favorite thing about?

No, these are the ten women that are gonna choose his perfect match, I think. This is just Sykuta RP it true.

So

I feel like I can tell like pretty good dad jokes sometimes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. Okay, what do you call a cow with no legs?

No. I knew it. I I was totally gonna say grab.

Too late. He got to it before I'm sorry. I should apologize.

Okay, okay. What do you what do you call a cow with three legs? Try

I'm so good with pausing normally, it's crazy.

Aren't you?

supposed to be a pro at pausing what is

Yeah, this is not good.

Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers.

Yeah.

Do I like movies?

Yeah.

Yes, yes.

What's your favorite movie?

As a kid my favorite movie was Forrest Gump, just'cause it was really like it was really fun.

It's a mid ass movie to be your favorite movie.

I had a four scum jump, but I forgot it. Wait, let me see if I could google.

You're gonna Google a joke?

I forgot it, I forgot it. But it it's a it's a four Uh you can keep playing.

Okay.

Spider Man.

That movie was like made Who's your celebrity crush?

There's this golf.

Okay, got it.

Yeah.

Okay, go ahead, Liz here.

Okay. What is Forrest Gov's password?

Chocolates.

One four I never forgot that one until today. Okay, play the show! Go, go, go!

Do you actually think it's funny?

You were so impressed.

You're the only one that's ever left.

You're so excited to-

Tell it! Okay.

No, I get it. Oh that's I didn't laugh because the joke was good.

Fire.

I laughed because she was so excited to tell it.

If you're watching this,

Don't hit me.

We have 10 girls.

Don't hit.

Yeah.

That's what I was gonna say, like don't hit me up, like

Are you currently?

Yeah, I'm studying uh I'm majoring in PR at USC.

That's nice.

Um minoring in

I mean, he's a good looking dude. He's got decent swag.

ton of women there and he's like shouting on another woman.

That's true.

He didn't do that.

Yeah, so like I'm into photography and I've done like some pretty cool shoots with that.

Have you been in an

I have, I have.

Oh they asked? Oh, I missed that part.

Yeah, so something just happened. I think I saw something that I shouldn't have seen. So

Like through the phone.

through the phone.

The ones too.

Oh I saw it on my phone.

Wait, wait, wait.

Oh like Zebra? Oh okay, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

How many Libras are there?

Oh my god.

Wait, so

Do you have a

I didn't mean to make

I'm gonna need, like, a subject, though. Like, I don't have that person.

What's wrong with Libra?

Uh what nothing's wrong with Libras.

What does that mean? What's a Libra?

I really don't know why.

I don't know anything about horoscopes. Why'd you make a face?

Uh well.

Sick.

When I first listened to him, I I didn't get the hype about Frank Ocean. No, like it's it's good.

It's

Good music but everyone on Twitter is like, oh my god, like like they cried at him like every day or two.

That's your turn.

Top three.

Amen.

The Maria's. I like the Maria. Black pink.

That's great. This is good take good takes. He's gonna win the crowd with those two. He put baby keem in there, which is great. He said black pink so like everyone no one's canceling. Okay.

I didn't go to Coachella though. I wish I did. I saw BTS that weekend though.

Vegas?

Yeah.

I'm so jealous. I was gonna go but I went to Coachella weekend too instead.

Where are you guys from?

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

I'm from Colorado.

Out of state.

Yeah.

Did you move here?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Very easy as to you.

UCSD. So you had like you had to like like drive here.

Yeah.

I'm from the bay.

See that's a red flag.

Oh my god!

Orange County, like live in a beach area.

No the red flag.

I'm from Fresno, but I go to UCLA, which is not kidding.

Orange County is a red flag. Bay Sorry. Bay Area, n uh not as big as the red flag, but Orange County is definitely a red flag.

It's gonna be another red flag'cause we're arrival.

Yeah.

The door's over there.

Wait, I thought women must now eliminate two people from the date. Oh, ten women are choosing amongst themselves.

A Jerry, you don't seem interested.

That's my first one.

Yeah.

This is a crazy This is a crazy cop. They got these women out here choosing the fate of other women that's

There's some people that are like pretty long distant.

And she goes, it's my personality.

Does anybody think? difference

Altyazı M.K.

He's nice.

Problematic age gap.

I mean so far I'm like you probably have a lot of more in common right

No.

No. These women can do better.

I think we're all in love with him.

Yeah.

What the fuck?

No that's what's gonna pop up. I mean she already said she was old though. the she basically gave the green like she she said it's alright like if I get eliminated I'm twenty

None of them are in the first one.

Yeah.

Bye.

I'm you know what? I'm enjoying every moment of this.

How are you?

Good.

Are you nervous at all?

Extremely.

Me too, I'm a little bit nervous.

Sorry, what are you majoring in?

Kinesiology.

Yeah.

I do community college, but I'm a business major right now. Yeah business.

Are you planning on transfer something?

Yes, not exactly sure where yet, but

She got some fun. Oh damn, he's already like yo let's date. Consider US

But I'm a business major right now.

Are you planning on transferring some like?

Yes, not exactly sure where yet, but Consider US C transfer. You'll show me the spots.

I got a

Dirty flirting dude. Oh my god. Yeah.

Tale I remember were rivals.

Yeah.

I know a bit of a red flag. Distance wouldn't be a problem.

I'm gonna tell you a secret. UCLA was my dream school too. Oh really? I got waitlisted. I don't think I got off the wait list, but then I got into the rival school and like

Oh that's like I got rejected from USC.

So

It's all arbitrary. Like that The whole process. What would you say is like a green fly?

A green flag? Okay, this is like a really specific green flag, but like if they can

And cook.

Like that's a plot.

I can make like very basic things. Like a salmon bowl, I got you. Other than that, I think the most complicated thing I've ever done was like

Cereal.

What are your hobbies?

Um, I'm a rock climber, so I like being outside.

Oh.

Afraid of hikes?

Oh girls are watching the fucking that's a new layered That's a new leg. Yo, this is fucking this is nasty.

Have they never done this?

This is the this is the newest uh they they're running out of the way. So they're just going to Oh no, I love it. It's awesome. They they I always say like you gotta be demon like to make good TV and they're demon.

I'm not afraid of heights. But I just feel like I wouldn't be athletic enough to like

Thank you.

I was about to say I really like your outfit.

Thank you, I was scared to wear them because I didn't know how tall you were. Kind of a power move.

Where'd you get the screen?

My skirt is from Deepop. Shop second hand. I'm super into fashion. I saw your little bear. You'd still have to name it.

They're

Literally on a date. Like everyone else is just like classic like back and forth like they're vibing. They're vibing pretty hard, would you say?

I think.

Cause like that's a classic like oh you should name him. She's like he's like yeah, what what do you think I should name my bear? No there's a

Because it would give them incentive to like keep going to the end, you know?

She's brainbroken. She's like, yeah, love her host. Yeah that's the only

They should have done that.

Like.

The girls are like awesome. We asked in these. Wheel of birthday.

Dating apps have taught me that if I don't enjoy hiking, I will die alone. Okay, don't show it. Is it a secret? Oh you did?

I don't know anything about Magic the Gathering, but he I know he played Is this is this a good thing? I don't know if it's good or not.

I don't know

I don't know if the guy scammed me or not, but I I saw it and I thought of Will.

We're saying yes, that's good.

I checked.

That's money. They're saying that's money.

I already sh I already

That's like$400. Nerds don't scam usually.

Yeah, I asked the guy. And then he showed me that one and then Uh yeah.

It was a good one.

He is his birthday is the starting day of like Hispanic hair. I I'm sure he didn't even know that to be honest. Wait, let me see. What is it? Yeah, first day of Hispanic Heritage Month.

Ha ha

Style is fun and like you can tell a lot about a person looking at their outfit.

What would you like say about me?

Okay, the black is giving like a little bit

You keep hiccuping. Ha ha.

But

Did it work?

What? No, it okay.

Well you're

Supposed to scare the person who's hiccup.

Don't they're not real hiccups.

No, don't give me banned. What the fuck? No, please not. No

reserved, mysterious. But then the teddy bear is like, okay, well he has a soft spot. There's two sides to everybody.

You know what I've been trying to get recently? What? I want a racing jacket really bad. But I haven't been able to like find one.

Corte.

We'll find one.

It's over. All you other bitches is over. She just fucking ate, dude. She's done. It's done. It's over. It's a They are like setting up dates, their their high fiving is done, is done. They just they already had a date, and this is like gonna be the second.

Yeah, whatever.

So if you were one of these other women but you're actually No, but would you vote for the girl that he's clearly more interested in?

But Doesn't matter. I would I would call I would literally clap Immediately I'm trying to win okay. I'm not trying to go on a fucking date, I'm trying to win. Doesn't matter.

Like after the This girl anyway.

Doesn't matter.

Doesn't matter.

For the camera? For the camera?

Finally.

Once I saw that, if I saw that I'm sitting in the other room, I'm like I'd be I I'd turn around to all the other girls I'd be like, listen. We know who to eliminate this upcoming round. You know what I mean?

Are you into fashion or anything like that?

Not really, are you? Whatever it looks like.

Yeah.

I have one question. Tarantino or Nolan?

Okay. I'm not gonna lie. Really? Like, okay, I I I do find Tarantino movies like really entertaining. Yeah, yeah. I just enjoy them a lot.

Okay, okay. Favorite Nolan Mowie?

What a fucking insane take. What an insane oh my god first of all Quentin Tarantino versus Christopher Nolan, what the fuck? Like w what the fuck That's just a weird comparison. Like maybe go with, I don't know, Nolan versus like Who's better? You could put like the Avatar guy on there versus the guy that does the Transformers. I'm forgetting. You're you're comparing apples to oranges, it yeah, Michael Bay versus

Nolan clears Tarantino, bro. Oh god, now I know who to fucking eliminate from the chat. Those are the only directors women. No, you know who doesn't clear dude? Everyone in the chat who's like a big Nolan guy, who's literally deaf. He's literally fucking dead. And because of that, every one of his movies has the worst fucking sound editing you've ever seen because he refuses to work with anybody else. Nolan had some good movies, okay? The last stuff, not great.

This is this might be a hot take, I should have said this earlier, but I really enjoyed tenet.

Oh really?

That's bad. That's bad t it's a red flag. That's literally a That's a red flag.

Oh my god, I love tennis.

Growing up I liked a lot of anime.

Are you s like are you still into anime or?

I honestly don't have time, but I read a lot of manga and I'm watching Spy Family right now. We should watch one together. Yeah.

I want to ask, what's your nationality?

I'm Chinese.

Okay, cool.

Chinese but um I was born like here in LA. My mom's from China and like my dad kinda grew up in Hong Kong.

Okay, white girl. Only one that said that only one that asked that question.

I'm Bosnian, but I grew up here. Yeah, it's just both of my parents are from there. I really

Did she say Bostonian or Palestinian? No shot, she said Palestinian.

I'm Bosnian, but I grew up

She's saying Bosnian I'm sure the rest asked as well, but they probably

question. Yeah, it's just both my parents are from there. I really like it there. I actually lived there for like a year.

Okay.

Dad the fucking the audio the I mean DC said uh Bostonian. Okay, that's why I thought that. That's that's the what the subtitle said. Why are y'all being like this?

How'd you like that experience?

It was so good. I feel like it's always nice to like um meet people that are the same like you and just like really get in touch with your culture.

Do you know exactly what you're like looking for? Like long term, short term, just for fun?

Honestly, I'm still trying to figure that out to be honest. I've only like been on this earth for 19 years, so there's a lot for me to like figure out.

Yeah.

Yeah, so I'm um a campus ambassador and then I'm also on a dance team.

Yeah.

like bust out a move right now.

Oh my gosh, no.

It would be crazy if you did.

Wait, I'll teach you the way.

Yeah.

We do.

If you do a m I'll jerk.

Wait, okay, I'll jerk and then you jerk.

I also show you.

Thank you.

That was good. Is it my turn?

Uh uh So what's up? Does every TikTok zoomer know how to do these dances now?

Like any of that.

Is that what it is? Like every

God damn it we just the he jerked so hard I fucking

That's good. Is it my turn?

Wait, that was really good.

I know when jerking is from. Do the jerk. Do the jerk. Uh-huh. Do the jerk. I know it's old as fuck, but I assume that it's been revitalized, okay? There's no way he knows how to do the jerk. From Whatever.

We get it!

Can we? My point is...

Hurry up!

My point is okay. He didn't know it from when he was like nine. It probably had a big revival on TikTok. And I'm probably right.

Yeah, so we could dance together a lot.

Okay, uh rapid fire.

ララララ

So the weather.

Yeah.

It's it's okay. My parents were Chinese, right? My parents too are you cancel or

He hit him with the fucking slap dab and she went in for the hug.

Okay, I I have an opinion. I think

Oh really?

It's

Between

Um, I'm so sorry. I know, yes, it's between my U two. Yeah.

For me.

I feel like you guys

Yeah.

You're a little crazy. She's so cute.

Thank you.

Yo, this is not enough. They should have done more like what the fuck? They are they should have done way more bitchy shit. Like what's happening? They're too nice.

Okay.

Are you ready?

I'm I'm ready.

Do you trust these women?

'Cause there's no money incentive, Ray's right. Yo, you are If there was money i if there was money at play, they'd be fucking cutthroat.

Mm. I do, I do. With my life.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What?

Isso aqui.

Did you know what we expected?

No.

Uh-huh. No. You're not even...

Pride.

Or was it close call?

That's kinda hoppy.

You were?

Thank you guys. Okay.

Yeah.

I had Estelle, Regine and Brianna. Guys, look it's kinda crazy, huh?

That would have been awkward.

We can go thrifting now.

Thank you.

And you gotta get me into USC.

Thanks.

Yeah, you settle on the name.

You got to name it since you-

Brianov.

She's a bitch. Yo, let's go. That's what I'm talking about. That's good. She literally fucking clapped her, dude. I love that. Named the bear Brianna.

Like a number of it.

Definitely.

We're going to

You did not like that. I mean it's not real. It's not gonna happen. You know what I mean? Like after that after they walk out But she's like stabbing Brianna one last time before she leaves. You know what I mean? That's what I'm saying. She's a sore winner. No, she's a sore winner. She's a sore winner. Oh she's Brianna.

Oh

What the fuck that's so whack? What ew?

Yeah.

I thought she was like oh I thought she was saying like name the bear after one of the girls that she like

Why would she do that? Yeah, but she's not a bitch.

I thought that's what she Oh, she just named the girl. She just named the bear after herself. That's so whack.

I know.

Yeah, that's weird. That's what the fuck?

Definitely. We're going drifting.

This is...

Such a funny take. Turn on noise suppressing in microphone filters in OBS so you can DS it, please. Like you think I don't know how to do noise gates? Like I have another person. I have another person here. There we go. Thank you. What?

Why?

No, I told the mods like anyone who's talking shit about fucking audio today gets clapped.

Why not just

Nope, no shot.

Why they're just trying to help or make the stream

No they're not.

No, no.

You're actually crazy.

We trapped three single people in a box for twelve hours.

Change in the subject!

Yeah.

Perma ban that guy. What the?

Haas on Twitch, thank you for the ten gifted.

Breeze.

Uh

They put twelve people in a box they put people in a box for a 12 hour blind date, but this time normally they do this with like two people this time they upped the ante and did three Ray doesn't know how bad it is yet. You're you just don't I tr I trust me, you don't understand. Like we have you just have to

Don't worry, it doesn't change anything. There's probably new people coming in. You know, they just go off work. You know, I wouldn't watch my favorite. It opens up the stream. Wow. You know, I wonder if Asan knows he could fix the noise. This on Permaband.

Yeah.

You're crazy.

No because yes. If I allow that I'm gonna have to address it all the fucking time.

You already do address it.

I I've been it yeah, I'm addressing it by banning it so that the other motherfuckers who are in here being like, oh my god, I can't believe I can hear his lips smash. are gonna know better to not say that because it's like they're gonna think, oh, he's fucking clapping dudes permanently for this. I probably should shut the fuck up and not type in the chat about that, considering that it seems like maybe it has been addressed a thousand times over

Yeah.

Yeah, see? Look, look, look, look. Do you see? They're doing it on purpose. That's why they're doing it.

I do think a lot of people that you probably There's a lot of people with ill intention in here. Trust me.

You are you are in a very different field when you make and people, you know, come in with good vibes and shit. I promise I It's not like that in here. There are a lot of people who get off on the attention that I'm giving them and that's precisely yeah, you are too positive right. This is a cutthroat community. Yeah, one hundred per

Why don't you just go? The like uh block list the word

Mm.

You are wrong, Ray. Ray is always right.

Mm-hmm.

It's just like these are these are not in the eye. A lot of the ones that are uh you know, chirping in the chat See immediately Noise Gate.

Yeah.

Twelve hours a year.

Are you looking for partnerships?

Interesting.

Or Well it's cut. They could be all i interested in each other. I have complained.

I'll I'll go like this. Is that is that fine?

Thank you.

I don't like it. If a date is a good idea.

So let's start on here on this side. I forgot.

My name is Gabilitz. I get that a lot.

For the next twelve hours I'm gonna call you Gabby.

Sounds good.

Give me some.

Like honestly, like actually.

Oh my god, okay. I'm so sorry. No, it's pretty hard. It's pretty. You gave me confidence to say that. Skibila.

Um Lou, just say two letters L U.

Is man spreading?

I mean he's got I get that.

He's not sharing the space equally.

I get that. I just like it's not easy to fit in

I just, it's really easy. It's okay.

Explorer sexual orientation.

We can go first.

Straight.

like my sexual orientation. I consider myself really

Fluid.

Definitely. Yeah, definitely.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Use it.

See you in an hour. This is too cringe, low man spreading no go. Proletariat Andy. He's like he can't even watch the man spreading. He's no longer spreading, but it doesn't matter. It's too cringe for him to watch.

I agree.

Bye.

Oh fuck.

No, I thought that they were just a little bit more than a little bit.

Something about a liver.

I mean they were they worded it very weirdly.

Right.

He was just defending man's.

Instinctively ban that

Yeah, it whenever whenever especially if I have a female guest on, whenever chatters are weird, I fucking clap. No, I thought that they were being Oh did you unban him? No, that was a reflexive ban and then immediately I uh reflexively unbanned that. Because it was weird. It was a weird take.

Ever heard?

Wow.

Yeah.

Character.

Morgan out there.

Like don't feel pressured at all.

Even though...

Uh dude, come on, twelve hours? And she's what, one hour in and she's already fucking singing and shit? That's terrible.

Having a seat.

Your feelings.

Thank you.

I'm so nervous.

Yeah.

You gotta go.

I'll be right back.

It's gonna be really hard to have.

Damn, this is actually kinda interesting because it's like because they're

They have the battle.

Yeah, they're all flu I guess like because both girls are bi like I immediately thought it was gonna be over him, but now it's like they're going after her.

Let's try it right now. I'll time it. Five minutes a second.

What? Why? What they're doing five minutes of silence. Are they bored? Or

Alright, so five minutes.

All right.

Damn, dude, my man, he's like If y'all ever had if y'all ever had a three-way, it's interesting that he brought that up. Hmm. I wonder why he went for it. Uh interesting. He did the math. He just I did not think like, oh, after the five minutes of silence, the first thing that he was gonna pop out of the gate swinging was like threesome. Threesome.

probably because he could tell the girl

Yeah, no. Shoot your shot king. Shoot your shot king.

Digit effort.

To get involved.

He is he's tryna he's trying to make up, okay? He is This game, he's losing. Okay, he's down 10 points. He's trying to go for as many threes, as many three-pointers as he can, okay? He's just lobin'.

Hi other boss.

What's good.

Yeah.

I'm just gonna do that.

Jack it.

Are you hungover?

Oh yeah. Is that your bag, right? Yes it is.

Is by girl every man you date will ask if you've had or would have a three way. I think it's not even I think it's not even exclusive to by girls. I think that's just every man will ask that regardless. Yeah, shoot or shoot, you know what I'm saying? You just shot.

It was always

Like

All right, thank you.

I was like, cool, this is how you feel. Nam, who's the bowl? He bowled him.

Amen.

That's weird.

Oh.

You're up. No man what the fuck that's how you know how he's never had lesbian friends like no dude what the fuck scissor up scissor up that's so fun It's like people think dudes think okay, for all of you in the chat that don't know any legend. Your mouth and your finger, what you use normally if you've ever had sex with a woman, women use those too. Okay. Yeah, it's crazy, but that's not You don't have the You don't have to go scissor up.

I don't believe it.

Bro, I know online lesbians that have never gotten laid. Yeah, because they're online lesbians. Toys and straps are definitely. And scissoring too if you want to do scissoring but But like that's not how that's not the only way that lesbians f

Ask each other if you find each other.

Thank you.

They want to assume it. Well okay I'm beautiful.

And and when I saw you, I was like, oh she's gorgeous.

Thank you.

Oh he's cut. Oh he's cut.

All right.

What the fuck? No, it's the it's the mouse. It's the mouse. It's the mouse.

Spoilers.

Uh sorry.

I try.

Ask each other if you find each other.

When I saw you, like I was like, Oh she's gorgeous.

Thank you.

I I kinda do have to use the restroom now but

Yeah, okay.

Yeah.

Your spot. Yeah, yeah, we didn't stretch.

Yeah, he's cute.

Seems like a nice guy. I don't I mean we still feel

Do you think there's more of a connection between you two or with him?

For me it's a little too early, to be honest.

A hundred percent.

Yeah, if someone sits in front of me.

Yeah, let me.

Thank you.

Woo.

Actually guess what?

I early trans.

She's air train, oh fuu! I was gonna hit that. I was gonna say it first. No one hundred percent. Ethiopians and Eritreans have a very distinct look. Have a very, very distinct look. One million percent. You guys literally forgot I called it it on the other one. There was another video that we did I mean I guess technically you couldn't see though in that other one. No,'cause'cause they were all in uh uh green suits. Yeah. And same with like For knowledge Andy? No dude, it's like different

The retrain.

Oh, you know what? It's in the... It's like

I was gonna try to guess but I didn't

Okay.

Jordan.

Oh cool.

Anybody speak any other language?

I speak Arabic.

Oh you do?

Yeah. Arabic is such a beautiful.

Full of surprises, huh?

I wondered.

I've been called a wild card.

Oh Yes, uh Glasses on.

Oh

He's free!

He's busting out the big guns dude. He's busting out the big guns. He's like, what's up?

Ha ha ha.

Okay. Why are you

I'm changing my shirt because it's really hot in the box.

Brought the shirt

They're uh drink.

I mean you did it on purpose. But it worked. You're making a face, but I think it worked for them. Look, look at her face. She didn't like I don't think she liked it as much, but I think she got she was into it.

I'm changing my... 'cause it's really hot in the box.

I bet that's a producer call. I can see that, yeah.

What's the

Major shirt.

Oh wait, are we doing the healer?

Okay.

You're a lightweight.

We'll see.

Toast to trying new things and being in a box, not the normal box.

I'll tie the box and I'll tie the box

I love it!

He does not look like OBJ, bro.

I'm slightly a

You literally just saw that hair and you're like, oh he looks like OBJ. What the fuck? It looks like Walmart OBJ.

Like to get popped up.

OMG! Maybe both of us.

Very crackly.

Oh you are? Let's go!

A crackly person.

Let's go first.

Alright.

Whoa!

God damn.

Happily.

Thank you.

You are welcome.

I would I would

But no, I could.

You you could

Okay.

Oh you do? Oh no!

Wait what? No, I do know Aaron Donald. How dare you? Wait. Wait. How dare you? If it if it if Aaron Donald is who I think it is. Yeah, dude, what do you mean? I've had like long fucking rants about how jacked Aaron Donald is on this broadcast. I'm a I'm a bandwagon Rams fan, baby. What do you mean? That's crazy.

We're about to do that. You you could?

Okay.

Oh you do.

Oh they're all sleeping?

Both slept like a baby.

One two three four I declare thumb your thumb actually is longer than

But yours is so much bigger.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, but you you hold

I was no I just lost.

Try it.

I don't think I'm out.

I'm scared.

Okay, do it.

four. I declare it.

Okay.

She's got really into it.

In a box that

We could go on a regular date.

It's the worst that could happen. Maybe I like him. He's cool enough for me.

Yeah, yeah. A regular.

Regular day.

It's so much fun! Like with our

Wait, who's At least us. But if you

We would like to come on.

I would love to

It's something like that.

Okay.

Oh my God. Oh, that's it. Lock him up, baby. Let's go. Put it down. He played the fucking field and he won. Oh my god. Congratulations. Sir. This video's over, I don't even want to see the rest of it.

No there has to be a

There has to, but I don't wanna see it. It's gonna hurt my feelings. I'm rooting for it.

Oh

I think a good idea. Let's let's do a three date. I was gonna say a three weight. Yeah.

Is that weird? Oh yeah, I haven't I haven't done that in a while.

Yeah, the three pointers all went in. He was down by ten and he fucking made like three threes in a row, baby. He's backing it.

No, see now he's gonna lose both of them.

Shoot Shoot Shoot Shoot Shoot Shoot Shoot Where are you going? ¿Qué? ¿Qué estás haciendo? You wanna you wanna switch uh chairs? You wanna switch shares? I'll sit on it. No no no, it's fine. We'll we'll we'll switch back. We'll switch back after.

No. Why is it that that's the meme right now? Austin fucking added me and was like

Right now.

Austin literally fucking uh made the same joke earlier today. He's like, ooh, I just threw my back out after I sat down on a chair. Is this what feeling like Hassan the hun feels like? And it's like, what the fuck? No man.

I would like to take a look at the U.S.

Crime on a date. Let's go with the D2.

No, no thank you.

What is it?

He fell. He fell. He fell. He fucked it up. No, he could've he he had to threesome lock down.

He didn't.

Yes he did, yes he did. Yeah and now we're not going to be able to Yeah, her feelings are hurt. I think well the producers gamed it a little bit. I think that's what happened.

The producer is

Yeah, the producer fucked it up. Okay. That's right. What you know?

No, because that was so no no.

She's right, Queen, you're right.

Oh

I'm gonna use it.

And now he fucked up. And now he fucked up because that's girl boss moment, okay? She was more in the the uh Lebanese girl the Lebanese girl was more into the Eritrean girl anyway. So now I feel like He's out of the equation. He's going PP. It's fucking done. They're gonna clap him now. Or Jordania, not Lebanese, sorry.

That's not exactly what happened. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah now she's gonna be able to do that.

Yeah.

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That's awesome. I think it's great. And then he was like

It was...

Long, long pause. It was a long pause. Yeah. And then he was like Do a date. And I was like, no. That would guess no.

Oh my god, I think it's kind of like. But what I want to say, I don't really want to say it on camera. I'm sorry. Say it with your voice.

You know, I couldn't tell ya.

Rejected. This is very apologetic.

No, they're fucking ruthless bro. They're still on the date now. That's so sad. Dude, he was like this close. This close. Yes he was. He was close. They were like, oh, should we go on a a three date? And she was like, haha, yeah, that could be fun. He was definitely I think the producers fucked him over a little bit I've never seen I've never seen something like that. Fall apart so quickly. Ha ha ha This is funny. Miss Legendary Sex Scene. No.

Ooh.

I love that emo. She was not the end of the thruple date. I mean I mean this is twelve hours packed into a sixteen minute video. I don't think he was close at all. He fumbled. He fumbled big time. Okay, the bag fumbled. It's a wrap. He fumbled harder than the Seattle Seahawks, am I right? Sports reference. There's a ball. The pig skin and you throw it. Throw a fucking p like that. That's what I know about. I I'm a Rams fan by the way. Go Rams.

Just on pause.

A spiral, not a spherical. Fuck. If you're talking about last night Denver fumbled multiple times, not Seahawks, whatever. I never

Yeah.

How do you feel hearing that?

A little surprised. I thought you liked her

I'm not a big spice car, yeah. I do have some prank hot sauce that's so hot and I just like to put it on people's foods sometimes and they hate it.

If you did ask me, I would break up with you. Maybe this is uh And it's harder it's harder for me to like pay attention to the other.

Is it dead?

Yeah.

Is it because you're not feeling it or you're just like

Oh

Right.

Other day.

I I was right by the way. I I was right. She was into the other girl more

She was.

Yeah, she was into the other girl from the jump, and there was a way that he could have actually there was a way that like everyone could have been happy and it was definitely a threesa. Um and i the producers combined with him like doing a bunch of like weird stuff. Turned it into a rip. Wait, really? You thought that like they were gonna get together?

The girls.

I think you're a little...

She was being mean when she was being

Yeah, no, no, he was a point it for sure. I I agree. He he fucked the vibes up.

He's a vibe of ruin.

The reason why I'm saying it is because it was like a perfect triangle. I think the the girl, uh the air train girl, was more into him. Into the girl, but she was into the girl as well. I think the Jordanian girl was more into the Eritrean girl than she was into the guy. And I think the guy was just like, he's a dude, he didn't

Yeah.

Incredibly entertaining.

Do you like alphas?

I thought it was over.

Wait. Young PZ's right. Both of my mods, he couldn't fit in the box. They would put Hassan in the box. The girl literally left when she felt like a second option to the guy? Exactly. And he didn't do a good job. He can't choose because I don't think that's appropriate and I think that like he could have played it off as like both of you guys are into one another. I think you guys are both great.

Okay, so maybe I shouldn't have to do that.

Yeah.

Manly man. I'm just s I'm just poking at you and figuring out your types, right?

I don't think so.

Yeah no this is gonna get only worse it seems like

Do you listen to podcasts?

No Rogue.

Dude, what the fuck? That's so bad dude

Got

Eight seconds. Just let it play.

Do that.

What a play!

Dude.

Almost done.

It'd be like three or four hours. Just a But you just got thousands of peop bunch of random people ranting for like two hours and you you

And that makes sense.

Makes you happy.

Yeah.

Make you happy to listen to the

Somebody complain for two.

Fellas.

Never tell women you're into Joe Rogan. Are you fucking dumb?

Come on, surprise.

Today.

I think it's a good thing.

Yeah.

And I thought it would, right? Um it was and yeah, she did maybe kinda like her, but the fact that she said the Joe Rogan podcast was the deal breaker. That's kinda

No, it's not. It's not a deal it it's not odd at all. Of course it's a deal breaker, bro. What the fuck's wrong with you? Dude, dude. The fuck is wrong with you? That's why everybody clowns on me whenever I have girls on the broadcast I watch uh make'em watch Joe Rogan experience. You fucking dingus. You're not actually supposed to do that. You're not actually supposed to be like, yeah, that's like what you're

That ending.

No, it's just so bad. It was what a fucking collapse, dude. This is the the end of the Cold War. The Berlin Wall came down, dude. The Soviet Union is over. It's no longer. The dissolution of the USSR is upon us. That the c that's the kind of fucking fumble that we just experienced right here. Life expectancy is about to collapse, okay? That he went in the in a span of like a twelve hour span, but in a in a span of like

Can I ask who you voted for?

No, I just never really made the time to go do it. I'm not oblivious of what's going on in the world, right? But I think there's a lot of Hatred and

Yes.

Bro, just fucking lie, bro. Lie, lie, lie, lie. What are you doing? Lie.

What?

Just fucking lie. Wait what do you mean what? What?

What is wrong?

Which is life dude he is so bad. He's presenting himself in the worst way possible.

At least he's being honest.

No, dude, just fucking be like, yeah, uh both parties suck, but I still voted for I still voted for Joe Brandon. You know what I mean? He's my president. I love him. Like what the fuck is wrong with you dude? You don't lie to women for sex? Do my brother in Christ. There is no sex happening. At this point, you're lying not to make yourself look worse. Okay? There's just it's over. There's no sex happening. You're just doing you're just doing PR now for yourself, okay, as a human being.

politic politics. And I I think what you consume media wise will affect So I try to just kind of keep positive media outlets and learning and stuff like that.

Yeah.

Politics are pretty Uh I feel a personal responsibility to

Yeah, I mean th by the way, being a woman in twenty twenty two, yeah, no shit. He he he just like I don't understand how he does not comprehend that. You know what I mean? Bro, oh, I I just want good vibes, dude. It's like, yeah, well, millions of women got their fucking rights removed by the Republican Party, so I feel like they're probably gonna feel some type of way when you're like, yeah, I like Joe Rogan and good vibes.

do what I can like within the system at least. Even though like I know the system's not really built to work for me, but I have to try.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my god. Chad look at his socks. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god, he's got the anime socks. Just like we talked with frugal aesthetics yesterday, bro. Dude, dude, this was done from the jump. This was literally done from the jump. It was over. The moment he took his shoes off, it was over, dude. We we I had uh frugal aesthetics on the show yet. And we were going through Chatters Fit.

No.

No shot.

anime you like.

Start talking.

No, that's different. If you if you have merged with the anime, that's fine. But the sock thing always comes with like uh always comes with like a fit like this. Where it's just like you got a normal ass fit and then all of a sudden you got the anime socks or some shit. Just wear, just absolutely wear like a t-shirt. That would be better.

chat anime merge or colors that clash?

I feel like you're attacking me right now.

I don't know.

It seems like this is a question. I'm just curious. It seems like this is a question directed at chat. I'm curious. But it also feels like it's

What if they're wearing like a a marine?

Rune.

Maroon.

Shoes.

My fit is fucking fire! My fit is fire right now! I'm away from home. I got limitations. You are you kidding me? You locked my shoes, you got in here and you were like, oh look at his busted ass shoes. Same red. Look at this!

This is a great fit.

Fucking fish!

For example, for example. We could have used another example.

Ha ha ha.

Your outfit is fantastic.

Oh, oh, uh, color class. Show them your shoes.

No

Yeah, no no no. Show'em your shoes and your pants right now. Show'em your shoes and your pants right now.

Anyway.

No, no, no, go ahead. I got up. Got up. Why don't you?

No, go ahead.

No no no come on color clashing, right? Go ahead.

Because I have blisters. Uh-huh.

I'm hearing excuse me.

And also fashion. I wore shoes that cause blisters and so

You're saying you're you're there sometimes people have uh external circumstances that cause them to have uh color clashing, especially when they're

But they still wear it.

It's not d I literally

Anyways.

We can agree to disagree.

She's not showing she's literally not showing her shoes because her shoes literally do not fit the the color pattern

Today.

Yeah, she got brown shoes on. There you go.

But I have blue...

I'm not even lying. Like I think that fits actually. I just wanted to talk shit.

My pants are great.

Yeah, I think that they are fine.

Anyway, let's continue. No matter what happens, let's be real. No matter what happens, I was never gonna win this. Because it chatter chat so much. Yeah, exactly. Because chat loves the shit on me and and loves my guests more than No you won't. You have no idea how fucking awful the the pits of despair are in my ban requests, okay? It's all transphobia, transphobia, transphobia, like

Insane.

All of them.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The ones that we're trying to help with

Like you.

Islamophobic takes, talking about how you're they're gonna murder me.

Those are justified. People that are trying to help with the audio issue?

Even the Turks, Abla Burd Nazilar, Banlamana Kim Sakino. Sis, there are Nazis in here. We have to we that that are banned.

Okay, we are done.

Not everyone.

But

I can say And it's maybe selfish to say.

Don't say

Hey it bro

I'd never really experienced racism like that. Maybe it's because I'm in a very liberal state, but I've never experienced racism like that. But I can say that. And you know, things like inflation and

Bro, he literally is the Joe Rogan lover though. Like this guy is this guy probably did vote for Trump, okay? Like such a I'm hearing so much I'm hearing so much from him, like, yeah, you know, I've never really experienced racism, like I don't know if it's real or not. He's like, I love Joe Rogan.

Really high gas prices is it affecting my day-to-day life. Racism never really affected

Go bag.

So if zombies happen, I can just grab that.

Okay.

Well, I'm not running. I'm not running.

Never.

If a zombie's coming for me, I'm laying down. I'm ready to go.

Views. If I like you I like you. I'm not gonna judge you because you

There are some things that I would disagree with, but that it wouldn't be a deal breaker for me. But there are some things that would be deal breakers. Like being being alright.

Oh no. Where are you at now? Oh no! They're they're fucking ther- this is the final jab, dude.

And damn.

Oh god damn. This dude's a this dude probably got banned from the chat. Like he he's one of those dudes that came in here like during a big news event and said something like Bro, why do you talk so much? Man, you are so biased and got banned immediately.

I wouldn't say a date, maybe, a hangout.

Yeah, we can...

Yo, I swear to god. The bar is so low for boys. Hey, let's hear it for the boys, dude. Let's hear it for the fucking boys, chat. Let's hear it for the boys in the chat. The bar is so low. You can throw all fucking day and women will still be like, Yeah, I guess I would go on a date still. It's crazy. How many awful dates have you been on?

Twelve hours.

Yeah. She learned enough about it. You made it as well, baby.

We made it 12 hours. Yeah. Yeah.

Beautiful. I like you.

How was this experience?

Definitely different.

I didn't I don't want to say that to him because he would have argued with me.

When you've done anything.

I would have done nothing different.

Yeah, that was like

Oh god.

That was so bad, bro. That was so bad. He can never undo this video. No, he's not he's just he's not dumb. He's just a dude. He's just a guy. A lot of normy guys are like this, okay? He just It's just every Seattle Seahawks. I don't know. I just like I just like saying random sports references because it like triggers people in the chat they're like

It's true.