Friday September 16 2022

out to Vorlo and Sebadentis uh for the incredible corrido. Esperando a Hassan. Waiting for Hassan, the Mexican Corrido version. That's right, folks. I hope all the boys, girls, and embies are having a fucking fantastic one, okay? I hope all the boys, girls, and bees are having a fantastic one because today's a very special day. It's a beautiful day. It's uh happy independence day. Uh viva Mexico, you know. Made a kind of terrible version of you as raised blast off me maybe.

It's a beautiful day today, folks. It's a beautiful day today. Um, and I hope everyone's having a wonderful one. Now, some of you might be asking, like, why is it a beautiful day today? What the fuck's going on? Why is it a beautiful day today? Well well, let me tell you something.

Beautiful day today, folks, because it's a fucking Friday. Okay. Many of you uh might be thinking, Oh, it's uh you know, Mexican Independence Day or whatever, but it's also a fucking Friday. It's a flat fuck Friday and it's a independence day for everybody over the weekend. You know, it's a independence from your regular work week and and for that reason, I mean

That's just...

No we find it.

Right.

It's Friday then.

Sunday.

Motherfucking Friday.

One day, baby.

So all my wage cucks is Friday to all my homies in the service industry. This is probably one of your worst days to work at, but um I don't even know if you're fucking watching right now at this point. So hey, listen. To everybody in the to everybody in the service sector, it's just another day. It's probably the most important day, you know. But to all the work from homers, you know, um, every day's a Friday for you anyway. Let's be real.

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I don't know shit about politics, but I like watching play games. Says Dako O seven, thank you so much. Pete a Turkish chatter made subtitles for you and Totic talking Turkish. Yeah. There's a little bit of a difference there, I think. Uh Me okay, let me just say something real quick. Like The amount of like Turkish dad I was giving on this fucking podcast is out of control. I'll just say it like this. Because I was sitting next to uh because I was sitting next to Todic in his house.

We talked a little bit. We can talk here in Chok Bozok Yanny because

Her şeyi anlıyorum ama konuşuyoruz dediğin zaman mesela.

Turkish.

Yeah, you use like slang, which is interesting.

Yeah.

Like shortened.

I changed the words up how I like it.

Yeah, because your tongue is not used to rolling in a way that's

Yani annemden konuşuyorum, babamdan konuşuyorum, ailemden ondan başka yani fazla Türkçe

Tamam grubeye çıtıracağız abi, tamam.

Um Exactly. Oh okay. I thought you left, bro. What happened? Oh you're about to? Okay. I thought you were mad at me. Okay, got it. You're not mad or disappointed. I feel like Turkish is what they use for the Sims.

We're gonna have to sub w put subtitles on this. Yeah. I'm just letting you know. I Turkish.

Subtitles done. I think they will speak Turkish again later, but I haven't heard the rest yet. Okay, thanks. Um Abi yayınlarda Türkçe alt yazı teknolojisi ne zaman çıkar bilmiyorum abi. Anyway. This was pretty far. Thank you, Pitick. This was great.

I'm gonna say this man

Um, JP voice, the shirt simply isn't loud enough. No amount of cultural liberal Marxism can change that. Rolling Stone article talking about Kyle West's new private school, which requires parents or students to sign NDAs. That's like the most basic Kanye West started his own private school, that's not that is surprising. But parents uh and and students signing NDAs, not surprising. Now, do you wanna know why?

What?

Morass is forty? Forty grand a year. Then this is remember, this is K through eight, my man. K through motherfucking eight.

This one's to end racism. This one's the end That's the average price of a decent international school? I would rather send my kid to public over private schools keeps them grounded. I mean listen, I'm a product of the public and private school education, I'll tell you that much. And and I think that Both have uh Both have been very helpful. Same with Marat. Um I think like uh

Oh my god, I'm sorry. My ADHD is going crazy right now. Dude, look at this, dude. Look at this. Look at this. Look, look, look. It starts off so good.

Wamp woman.

Just so bad. Anyway, um What people need to understand about you is that one's class background does not necessarily dictate one's class allegiance. No, certainly, but I'm also trying to explain to people that because of the diversity of of people's backgrounds that you get in public school Basically, the short or sweet of it is you're gonna be around. You're putting your ch when you go to public school, you're putting your child.

And then I went back to private school for high school and that was a shock in a different way because I fucking kinda despised a lot of the kids in private school as well. Like I went to I went to public school from third grade to eighth grade, got my ass beat and shit, you know what I mean? Um, developed a uh a way different perspective on class.

And I fucked up on the exam'cause it it's a it's a rigorous it's a rigorous thing. It's a rigorous process. You go from Sixth grade onward, you're going to Darsane, so you can, which is like extra school, so you can get better at fucking school. Uh so you can get better at the SATs that you need to take, basically. The aptitude test that you need to take. It's fair, it's the most fair system you can have, but it's still pretty fucking crazy. It's it's really, really, really awful.

Üniversite sınavı çok daha kötü abim biliyorum kanka biz de yaptık. Benim de götüme girdi ÖSS, korkma. Artık ne diyorlar bilmiyorum ama benim zamanımda ÖSS'ydi adı. Öğrenci seçme sınavı mı?

Oh yokti ish media hala normal. Yeah in Turkey in Turkey uh public schools are better than private schools in high school.

YKS götten giriyor şimdi. Girmesin arkadaşlar. Grew up in the city, it was crazy to me that people in the suburbs just went to good high schools without having to take tests and shit. If you didn't get into the one good public high school, you're just fucked. Yeah.

I just don't want you watching that thing that you're watching because I want to watch something with you and I don't want to watch that, which is fucking insane. It's like, bro. Like why are you coming over, okay, and telling me I can't watch what I'm watching, but you don't even have an alternative? Like who does that? And that's just family shit, dude. That's like my mom is even worse than Marat.

Nope, not watching this thing, dude. Sorry. Not happening. But to be fair, it it's infinitely worse because my mom also does the same shit. At least Marat watches the movie, right? When we finally, after the end of like an hour, we finally figure out what we're gonna watch and we watch it together, right? My mom does the same shit. And then falls asleep immediately, like three and a half minutes in.

And then she acts like she's not sleeping, which is the funniest thing. She'll be like she'll like wake up from her own snoring. Okay, and then be like, Oh, I wasn't sleeping. I'm like, Mom, I didn't even say you were sleeping, but you definitely were.

She'll wake up in the middle of what like she'll wake up in the middle of the movie and start asking questi or no, this is even funnier. She'll either A ask questions about what's going on So I can piece I have to sit there and piece the details together for her. Okay? Like what she missed. Because I don't even know exactly what point she started falling asleep. Worse, she acts like she ha wasn't sleeping.

That's my favorite mom move.

Um, so yeah, you know, we did that. Coffee Dave, thank you for the thank you for the subs. So yeah, we did that last night, classic. Uh and then I woke up this morning and I went and I worked out. Did a volume uh day today, big volume day, lots of uh split squats, you know, Bulgarian split squats. with some uh you know, I mean it was crazy and then I fucking did some bench press.

Meanwhile over the pond other countries literally going insane. Yeah, no, I know. England is like not all right. England has gone

Fantano.

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On the phone.

Okay, here it is. Um, you ever dream of a movie plot as a kid? You were upset with the movie when it wasn't what you remember like it was or wrong? No.

When is the flagrant episode dropping? Dude, I have no fucking clue when the flagrant episode is dropping. Um Bro, the little mermaid made the races come out extra strong right now. Yeah, dude. I I know. I I I I am aware. Yes.

Okay, we blasted off boys girls MB, so you know I need to I need your help juicing this. Okay. Let's get a little bit of juice going. Song one on flagrant. I used to watch that before I found your streams. Wait, really? I think it was rather surprising, maybe for me even, even though I know that like Mark, for example, has like a a perspective that's closer to mine than anybody else.

Yeah, I'll be on flag I mean I already did flagrant. That was part of the reason why I actually went to New York. There is no fucking way liver king did that, bro. There is no way he did that.

Yeah, is it?

God damn, look at his fucking wings, brother. Yo, he is such a fucking beast, though. I mean, he's a bit of a manlit. Uh, which I did not realize he was, but he is such a fucking beast, dude. Steroids take you so far, it's wild to me. I just I might just do that. I might do steroids, man. They're like bro, you're the you're the liver king. There's only one king It's only one fucking king here mate you you having a laugh You having a fucking laugh mate Are you having a fucking laugh mate?

Oh there's a new button now? Anyway, Z, uh these buttons have been kinda mid though, I'm gonna be honest with you. Anyway Yeah, Avanameki, uh if we are still stuck with a monarch, at least make it Libert King. I agree. I made another TikTok on your fist with twenty four K golden and frugal aesthetic. Wow.

Yeah.

I didn't realize you were gonna be daggering me this hard, okay?

Did you send that to a girl with the caption we should link?

That's fire.

Wasted it, man.

Well,

Use that.

You look like an extra in an Adam Sandler movie.

That's cute. You look like you got a girlfriend that you call Kitty.

Oh.

Ha ha.

Yeah.

This is the...

Hot topic fit.

Yeah.

Oh that's what it's like.

Good game.

Mm-hmm.

There you go.

That's it.

Fuck.

Ha ha ha.

Oh.

Right.

You look like a popsicle. You look like you went to Nordstrom and pressed ash. Head shaved.

Bro, he just riparonied me so fucking hard. Someone drew you with a puppy. Society of Hassan adopted a puppy flying cars. Isn't this literally just me and Fiona, I think? Like a old photo.

But is this people in Orland were complimenting the Hassanabe hoodie she's wearing on stream? Who's wearing a Hassanabe hoodie on stream? Liver King was at the 9-11 memorial. What the fuck? Liver King was in Liver King was in New York at the same time. I was in New York and we didn't even cross paths. Yo, this is devastating, dude.

That's fucked up

Place, an American place. The ultimate subprimal act was committed right here. Right now.

The ultimate subprimal act was committed right here. My mind said nine eleven was a subprimal act. Okay. I'm sorry, but you are quite literally betraying the seriousness that you are trying to portray when you turn around and say that 9-11 was sub-primal. Subprimal for those of you who don't understand is when you eat like vegetables or you know, when you don't eat raw liver or when you don't do a simulated hunt.

He went on part of my take with PM.

Yeah.

No, this is old. This is old. This is old. This is not new. This is old. He did this like a while ago.

I'm just saying you're betraying like the severity of the the site itself if you're trying to fucking do this.

as a family. We're gonna honor a moment of silence.

Bro, he looks extra extra manlet like when you compare him to the one world trade, you know?

Devin King.

Out.

That's hilarious though. That's crazy. That is a crazy ultimate subprimal act. I'm crying, yo. No way he said ultimate subprimal act. Very, very good message, but not a very good execution. This was in his drafts because it's raining here, y'all.

I think that was more offensive than what you said. I mean, let's be real. That's not gonna no, it's not gonna be more offensive than what I said, okay? Especially if you ask Americans. All right, one more blast off juicing that we need here. Okay, here it is. We need to we need to juice this blast off right here. Okay, one last time for the one time.

I can hook you up with the PlayStation 5 code?

He didn't let me have the

Bro, this was so funny. I can't believe this happened. And I found out only because my homies were uh texting me about it. Um we'll talk about that in a second. Let's finish this Liver King thing. Uh uh Thomasius, thank you for the uh playlist. We're gonna get to the news in a second. We're doing some fun shit first though, okay? Um, England is not all right. We're gonna take a look at that in a second. England is not all right. Liver King is doing all right. In England Uh new cut.

Yeah.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. But can we be honest? Like you've

You definitely take PE D.

You know what? Fuck it, I'm gonna be on for the f I' I I'll I'll be here we go. I take PE Ds. Yeah. I prioritize, execute and dominate

Every

I play every day.

I love it.

So s we both fucking take beates? Here we go. The whole world should take it.

Yeah.

I don't know much.

a whole lot about that.

No shot. Why does he just lie about that? Like, I'm sorry, dude. But yeah, I mean he's just fucking lying. Your Arch nemesis just released the new sandwich? The Shake Shack Hot Ones menu is now available nationwide. Ask for the Apollo sauce packet and be careful around the eyes. Dude, we're fighting, dude. Sean Evans does not know I exist. And I have a lifelong vendetta.

Against them. He just simply does not know who I am. Okay? I mean he might actually know who I am, but he probably has no fucking clue. That I am Uh uh he's he's my op. And I will slide one day. No, I'm just kidding. I will slide with sliders.

Ha ha ha.

When I say I was slide on Sean Evans, I mean like with with some with some hamburgers.

There are Hasanabe heads of complex? Yeah, no, I've done like I've actually done uh stuff with complex. Remember, like I did the blueprint thing.

Your thoughts. What the fuck is this?

What men enjoy mentally unstable women more, study says. Anime desetroid me. I mean this is probably I don't need a study to fucking uh recognize my dating history, okay? Like what do you mean? Like, oh man, cool. Hey, thanks, study, for for doing uh uh doing a study on what I knew already. I I mean what's next, dude?

Like, okay.

The Japanese are turning us gay, lol? Cream of the dog I must pick men as my sexual partners, Pikmin for evil Japanese game devs, twinks, hypnotized American men. They're still mad about the nuke thing.

Yeah, I mean look, Liver one last thing I'll say about Liverboy here, okay? Uh he definitely does uh let's be real. He definitely does take PEDs, but he is selling supplements.

I gotta have

So his entire point is like everything is primal, everything is primal. Like obviously it would be very sub primal of him. to straight up openly fucking take Uh to to straight up be taking PEDs uh openly. Like that would that would be very subprimal of him to do. So obviously he's not gonna fucking say that. Uh that would kind of break the whole uh shtick apart.

No greater fake political cartoon than Ronnie Dangerfield's Kaepernick. What? They say after this interview he stunk up their studio. What did he do? He just fucking farted a lot. His farts must have been crazy. More plates, more dates, Natty or not on Linux. I mean look, I like more plates, more dates, but uh, you know, uh I remember back in the day before he fucking popped off, he made a video about my hairline and shit.

I just like I like these videos. I like the analysis that he puts in. He very clearly knows a lot about fucking steroids and shit. And I am a big fan of of people who just openly show Uh other people doing natty or not stuff like

I mean, he has the Ninja Turtle body, like I said. He has the Ninja Turtle body. that uh that that liver king has that ninja turtle body that you gain when you are literally like Like you got that bubble gut kind of uh popping out.

It's not even up for debate he juices. Yeah. And by the way, I have no issues. I have no issues with fucking Uh uh what do you call it? I have no issues with uh taking PE Ds. Like I'm I think PEDs are great. I wish we had better

Anyway, regardless

The professionalism that you address, Dr. Fatbutt, uh got me with got me? Yes. Um going to the gym is possible. The gaze activity one can do, and I'm here for it. Yeah, absolutely. He just does not look natty. That's it. I don't know what else to say. Like he just he is not a natty looking dude. Look at this. You don't get the this physique is not attainable through natural means. I'll be honest with you.

He definitely looks great though. Yeah, of course. Of course. He does look great. I agree 100%.

Um You got them cum gutters for days, bro. Those are not cum gutters at that point, they're cum dikes, okay? They're like they're they're not gutters. They're cum trenches. Okay? Not even trenches. They're they're like uh

They're they're there come motes, there come aqueducts. Azan said the D slur. I don't know if you guys know this, but like a dike is actually not just a slur, but also like literally a a word for like a levy, a levy. You know what I mean? Like they're there's a separate word for it, you fucking zoomer idiots. People immediately were like, wow, wow, I can't believe he just used a slur.

Ha ha ha.

Ah Yeah, he's got cum fjords, dude.

Anyway. This is what happens with online learning for an entire fucking generation, dude. And the only the only education they get is on the Hasanabe broadcast and fucking, you know, TikTok, okay? Is Canute Natty? No, of course not. Like that time you said it was a trap and someone said he said the T slur. Yeah, literally. Zoomers are like a a trap. What do you mean? Do you mean the T slur? It's like no. Like a contraption, a whimsical contraption that a oftentimes a villain uses to uh capture.

Uh

Uh, it was so funny. It is a it is it's definitely a a fucking hilarious take.

Peace, brother. Um Anyway, when you're referring to the trap muscles and like people freak out, yeah.

We doing any news today? Yes, man. Yes, we are doing news today. Can we like Can we just have like a like a brief moment of of just not immediately diving into the fucking horrifying realities of like Ron DeSantis literally unironically kidnapping and trafficking children? Like can we can we just have a a brief moment of solace before we jump into that?

Update on the LASD search warrant challenge situation. Looks like it's backfiring pretty bad.

Yeah, the uh the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department did something absolutely fucking psychotic and genuinely overextended its uh its its fiefdom. We will cover that as well.

Can't believe Ethan didn't do leftovers and instead caused chaos in the metaworse yesterday. The short stream was wild.

Chat never lets you rest, but it's cause no one wants to face the news without channeling it through you.

Hasn't a T slur been reappropriated by trans people? Um, I don't know. I I don't know. I mean trans posters, like I said, uh say some wild fucking shit all the time. It's pretty funny when they say it. But um I don't think that it's been reappropriated. I would assume that like I'm gonna go ahead and and uh assume that that's still probably not a a a big no no. You know what I mean?

It's by people that go to the forest, not trans people shaking my head. No, they're like they do it too. These people are notably on the same page about everything? No, of course, of course not. When it comes down to like gender shit, cis people are usually on the same page. They're just

That's like centuries of social conditioning, especially in the Western world, that has uh created like as close to a uh consensus as you can get. It's kind of the whole point. Picking away at that consensus and that social conditioning is kind of at the heart of uh, you know, uh explaining the trans experience to those who are uninitiated. You know what I mean?

An actor in the Yakuza video games said they became a trans ally after a trans woman gave them great head. What the fuck? Pangu and Fluffy, thank you for the five gifted subs. At least three.

My weird conservative coworkers have this idea that immigrants from the southern burder are bringing rainbow colored fentanyl candies that will be hidden in kids' Halloween candy. How does one even talk to these people? Dude, that's awesome. Just absolute bananas, dude. Out of his fucking mind.

All such gender people agree that there are two genders only, Italian and Mexican? That's true. Straight white guy here. Sucks we have nothing we can say. First they take Spike TV and now this. Ha ha ha ha yeah. That was a big L for the men when Spike TV went away. Like when they took away Dr. Pepper 10, which was for the boys.

Trump is popping off again. Okay. There's no way this is real. Chris Christie had a Roy Rogers at eleven PM in the evening trying to console himself. He did not fucking post that. Is this a real post? Are you fucking serious? So good. He is so fucking good at posting if this is a real one. I don't think it's real, but

There's a grassroots ninety day going.

Bro, no fucking way, dude. I mean It is real. Trump Trump actually posted that. Respect.

Dude, my I envision the perfect future where Trump is still allowed posting privileges even from fucking prison. Okay. The perfect my perfect future is where like Trump goes to prison, okay? For any number of different things that he's done that's illegal, right? But then he still uh is allowed to post. He gets unfettered, uninterrupted access to television, okay, so he can watch all of his shows. He's like in tune with the culture and he just posts all fucking day. And I think honestly

They'd try to j uh January sixth him out of prison, it'd be great content. Oh my god, that'd be so good. Oh my fucking God, dude. That would be so good if the hogs try to do a prison break, dude. Donald Trump, imagine the content opportunities. I'm losing my fucking mind thinking about it. Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm losing my mind.

It will be like the running man but breaking Trump out. That that would be so sick. Imagine the prison guards, they're worse than cops. My man Trump is still obsessed with polls law. He posted this four minutes ago.

Oh he posted another one 2024 National Republican primary poll. This only has 724 likes dude in five minutes. That's so bad. They're really they're really hurting my man's out here, dude. They are really really harming him. He fucking fell off. He's still posting like a god.

Can you watch the new Palestinian show Mo on Netflix? Sure, man. I'll watch it. Okay, you fucking spammed that like 11 times. Are you like a bot or something? Are you uh do I have a Netflix bot in my chat?

A perfect compromise would be Putting Trump in prison but then giving him

And restoring

Okay, there you go. No, I said a perfect compromise would be putting Trump in prison, but then giving him unrestricted access to the media and restoring his Twitter account.

I wish I was a bot, then I would feel sad when Hasanabe doesn't read my messages. Okay man, don't don't fucking flip it like that. What is your take on Runescape and the theft that Falador princes upheld? Oh man, it's devastating.

I'm all for Marvel talking about political issues, but introducing Captain IDF gives me a bad feeling about it. Yeah, I I didn't even pay attention to that. What is that?

Is there a Is there a captain? Is there what is she? What what is the thing?

Sabra? No shot. Her name is Sabra. The fuck?

She first made an appearance in the Incredible Hulk in August 1980.

Sabra That's pretty funny, dude. It's pronounced sabrae. Wait, is it? I think you're making that up. Isn't it like Sabra like the hummus? Studios anger many Palestinians and their supporters by casting the actress Shira Haas to play Sabra, a mutant Masad a Masad agent? In the Captain America movie, oh my god, dude. Marvel is just straight up

Marvel is just, I mean, I don't know. They were like

It it it feels like they're just going straight up uh full blown propaganda mode.

Keep the massade fit.

Jesus. Okay. In all fairness, she was the bad guy in the Hulk comic. Yeah, I don't think she's gonna be the bad guy. I don't think she's gonna be the bad guy in the Captain America movie, but Fought a pro Palestine Hulk in the comics? Wait, what really?

Zabra was a Palestinian refugee camp where thousands of Palestinians were slaughtered by Israel's right wing militia aided by the IDF.

DeSantis got the idea from Tucker two months ago? No, dude. DeSantis didn't get the idea from Tucker Carlson two months ago. DeSantis stole the idea from uh from fucking Greg Abbott. I I literally follow the shit better. Okay? I follow the shit better than than uh media watchers do. Greg Abbott has been doing this already. He was shipping them to like, uh he was he was busing migrants from Texas to DC for a while now. It just didn't have a lot of It just did not have a lot of media traction.

These people were picked up in Texas. DeSantis probably called up a bit and offered twelve mil for them. Yeah, like he literally just wanted to to get He just wanted to straight up get Um this kind of uh notoriety. That's why he jumped on it. Why are people being banned from chat without doing anything wrong? I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm gonna go ahead and assume it's like probably fucking insanely irrelevant drama shit.

90% of the time though, it's literally just people, it's just people getting clapped up by FossaBot and going, oh my God.

Do you see Trump never uh Trump ever running with the sands as his VP? We'll see. Is there no free speech in here? Of course not, man. What do you why do you you would never be able to have a leftist space that is this large if we had fucking unrestricted free speech. What are you out of your fucking mind?

I've never I've never been a I've never been a free speech absolutist. It's not a thing. I don't even believe in it. There's like very few people on this planet that are authentically absolutists on free speech. I just don't agree with that sentiment, regardless.

Cost twit can get fucked. I just don't like that there is l I hate that how clicky my fucking fan communities get. I do despise when you guys behave this way. I'll I'll be honest. I don't like it when Haas Twitter is like getting in its feelings, and I don't like it when the Discord is getting in its feelings. Like why the fuck are people being cliggy? Ultimately though, don't disrespect the moderators.

Like everyone is everyone is like pointing the fucking finger at one another saying that uh the the other is is cringe. And being parasocial when you guys are all being that way. You're all a part of the same fucking community. I don't give a shit. There is no distinction between like Haas Chord and Hoss Twit. Okay. There is just no distinction. Being ridiculous. Stop fucking yelling at one another. Ultimately, what unites everyone is content in this space on Twitch, okay?

There is no they started it. I don't care. I don't I don't this this is so stupid. I don't care. Like, please wake up.

Okay? Stop fucking fighting amongst yourselves. And being incredibly cringe. I don't like that at all. You're being cringe and you're being fucking annoying, especially when you come in here and you're like Hoscourt sucks or Hos Twit sucks or whatever the fuck. Okay.

And definitely don't fucking brigade shit. I I can't stand when motherfuckers do that. Don't do that.

You ever think you'll be able to stream where you don't have to babysit chat twenty four seven? No, of course not. It's a part of this. Guys, this wasn't a moment to get into it. Hassan was explaining his position so we can move on. Exactly. Which we are moving on. You're not gonna change my attitude on this. I've been doing this for many, many years at this point, and it's always the same.

It's all your fault? Yes, of course it's my fault.

Learn to get along with everyone in this community. Okay. You have the same opinions. And what unites all of you is consuming this content and being a part of this community. Okay. So You know, you might enjoy uh the the separate camaraderie that you get on Haas Twitter. Okay. Might enjoy the separate additional camaraderie that you get in Haascord, but ultimately it doesn't fucking matter. Okay? Ridiculous that you're like uh shitting on one another'cause uh they have the

True.

Okay, just watch the streams and be normal, please.

Do you ever regret leaving TYT? Do you ever feel like you could have reformed it? Fuck no.

Amount? No, we own we now own a fraction of you. What do you mean?

Hog on hog violence, JCS style video. Okay, we'll take a look at it.

Um

There's a coup d'etal going on in Discord, bro, and it has TYT written all over it. What?

I haven't talked about the Fantana Drake thing yet. We will do it in a second.

Go outside guys. Go outside. All right. I mean I guess we should start with the Martha's Vineyard thing. Um I don't care about this video. Okay. Um, as you guys know, I covered this already and there's a video of it already on my YouTube page if you want more details, but Greg Abbott has been shipping migrants. Asylum seekers, migrants in general to blue states for a while now. He's been bossing them.

Yeah, the permanent population of like fifteen K people there, it's tiny. Exactly. Um And they're using taxpayer dollars too to be able to do this, uh, which is really fucked up. Wildly funny that DeSantis flew migrants to Martha's Vineyard to serve as a paragon of liberal elite hypocrisy, but did not consider that almost no community would be as capable and inclined to take great care of their migrants than publicized the hell out of their own virtuousness.

So now Ron DeSantis looks like a fucking asshole. Because he is an asshole. And so does Greg Abbott. So it's like kinda blowing up in his fucking face. Let's take a look though. This is what the White House said. Oh, I hope he goes to jail.

First.

Senior White House correspondent

It looks good to Republicans, no? No it doesn't. Which is why they're desperately trying to cut okay. You know what I'm watching right now? I'm watching Ron DeSantis and Greg Abbott doing human trafficking, children, trafficking children, okay? Which is illegal for those of you who don't know. for just a uh a fuck you and a and a ha ha ha look at this politics thing and I'm watching it blow up in their fucking faces because the migrants are actually getting taken care of by the blue state.

These guys sent Venezuelan migrants under false pretenses to different fucking states, telling them that there's housing and adequate, you know, jobs and shit available, specifically lying to them. Okay. And there are children involved in it as well. And they expected people to like turn them away, I guess, or not be able to deal with it. And they did it in the worst pr uh possible way as well. They didn't inform a single fucking state authority.

So it is insanely illegal. It's kidnapping. It's human trafficking. You know, i i i i it's just it's just straight up illegal, but as I talked about yesterday, like people don't really care about it because it's happening to migrants and Americans do not have the capacity to understand that migrants are human fucking beings. But here is the immigration attorney, Rachel Self, at Saint Anthony's Church at Martha's Vineyard.

simple map of Martha's Vineyard and the United States and a brief brochure containing snippets from the Commonwealth of Massachusetts website and instructions to change their address with USCIS when they relocated. This is especially troubling, as anyone with even the most basic understanding of the immigration proceedings knows that USCIS was not the agency with whom the migrants would have to record their addresses, and has nothing to do with their cases in any way. Продолжение следует...

I don't know about trafficking, but definitely kidnapping. Bro, it is one hundred percent trafficking. What the fuck do you mean?

That this was an intentional attempt to ensure that these migrants were removed in absentia when they failed to change their address with the proper agency.

It's so bad that the founder of the Venezuelan group in Orlando is now against Marco, a 180 flip. At a press conference in Orlando condemning DeSantis' treatment of migrants, William Diaz, founder of Casa de Venezuela, shows this picture he took with Margo Rubio in the past and says Rubio has now abandoned the Venezuelan community. Yeah.

And two, you did this in the state that has the most fucking anti communist Cuban and Venezuelan migrant population. You fucking idiot. You're not an Alabama. You do this from Alabama, then you know, maybe the Purdue chicken factory is gonna get mad at you because you you took away their steady fresh pool of labor, right? But overall the people of Alabama are gonna be like, Yeah, that's right, whatever, you know, roll Todd baby. You did this from the heart.

I mean, I cannot comprehend a dumber fucking decision here. Like, it is no matter how Fox News tries to flip this. And act like and remember, we watched it yesterday. Okay. Fox News was there on site and they were like, Why is there no immigration lawyers here? Oh, and they came to Kamala Harris's house, ha ha ha. And it's like, dude, these are human beings that you're fucking with. Like that is

Most people in general see themselves as empathetic, right? Like they're if there was someone hungry, they would want to feed them. Yes.

The planes. They were told guys arrived last night make it clear that they were lied to again.

My call was this was going to fucking backfire and a lot of you in the chat yesterday said no shot no shot That's not true You're wrong You're naive No motherfucker I'm not naive I'm pretty realistic about this sort of stuff They didn't take like rugged, criminal looking people. They took literally anti communist refugees escaping the treacherous, scary Maduro regime. Okay, that makes up a pretty significant proportion of the fucking DeSantis right wing voter base. There's babies involved.

The fuck?

Drive last. Arrived last night. That they were lied to again and again and fraudulently induced to board the planes. They were told there was a surprise present for them, and that there would be jobs and housing awaiting for them.

Your point yesterday that Fox News reviewers have humanity was wrong? No man. Every American fucking fancies themselves to be a good person. at the end of the day. And there are certain realities that they are that they see right in front of their eyes where it's like it's almost impossible for them to to uh not recognize this. When you have children coming off that bus, when you don't have like fucking rugged looking, scary looking black guys from Haiti, for example, right?

They're gonna look at that and go, well, this seems kind of fucked up a little bit. Okay.

Also it's really funny that people were writing this off as ultra liftoys expressing skepticism that kinda polarized black and white morality and misunderstanding of pathos to peak rad lip. Yeah, people fail to comprehend though that like even racist motherfuckers don't want to be called racist. They understand that white supremacy and racism is wrong. They might be socially conditioned into believing in it.

Okay. And there are plenty of people who are still going to say, nah, it's a good thing that they did that. Okay. I'm telling you, I know that. I get it. I get it. There are plenty of people probably in your real in your life that is like currently working extra hard to do mental gymnastics to make sure that this move actually looks good. And looks adequate, right?

But more importantly

More importantly. Okay.

They arrived. This was obviously a sadistic lie. Not only did those responsible for this stunt know that there was no housing and no employment awaiting the migrants, they also very intentionally chose. not to call ahead to any single office authority on Martha's Vineyard so that even the most basic human needs arrangements could be made. Ensuring that no help awaited the migrants at all was the entire point. They were provided with a cartoonishly simple map of Martha's vineyard.

They made it purposely difficult for them to like actually uh go through the proper protocols. It's so it's like additionally disgusting. You know what I mean?

Okay, wait. Peggy plays Valorant? Shut the fuck up.

It is clear that this was an intentional attempt to ensure that these migrants were removed in absentia when they failed to change their address with the proper agency. This was a purposeful derailment designed to prevent people from complying with federal immigration policies. This is problematic because

Stop calling him Peggy he don't know you like that? No literally he does. He do know me like that. Like quite literally actually.

should not be interfering with federal immigration policy. Before they boarded the plains, the migrants were processed by agents of the Department of Homeland Security who listed falsified addresses on the migrants' paperwork. Agents apparently chose random homeless shelters all across the country. country from Washington to Florida to list the migrants' mailing addresses.

They didn't give'em food, bro. They they they fucking starved him out. They reached new levels of of mania, man. Uh new levels of cruelty, I swear to god.

Who were deprived of basic human rights. To the people who find themselves These wonderful people who find themselves claim wrecked on our island.

Thank you.

I have a message for all of them.

Amen.

You are not alone. We have your backs. We are proud to be here for you.

Amen.

And we've got you. If the intention of those who perpetrated this horrendous act was to create a crisis, you have failed. Their demeanor is kind, their demeanor is grateful, and their demeanor is just that they want to be doing everything right. Their biggest concern today is that many of them have dates to appear in San Antonio Monday morning to calm away.

Like, that's the worst part about this is that like, I mean, obviously, like shipping them off to a totally random area is like fucked up in and of itself, but they did it in such a way that they can't even make their own fucking court date. They they purposely misfiled their details. So that like the people that they shipped off from Texas, not even Florida, by the way, Ron DeSantis took 50 Venezuelan migrants from Texas and shipped them to Martha's Vineyard. Flew them out to Martha's Vineyard.

Uh

Because it's a legal process, it's a legal proceeding and they wanna like actually uh be in the country, okay? Then he started saying, Well the ones that do are stupid

He said they're not smart if they're coming back to their court dates. And and that's what this is. Like they're literally purposely trying to fuck up the the numbers because the numbers already do not suit their agenda. Yeah, the migrants weren't even from Florida, by the way. Yes, Ron DeSantis took migrants from San Antonio, from Texas, and shipped them to Martha's Vineyard and he paid twelve million dollars. To do so. Twelve million dollars of Florida state funds to fucking fly Venezuelans.

If there was a fucking God, Ron DeSantis would be fucking struck down right now. If there was an adequate government, a real government that actually does government shit, Ron DeSantis would be in jail right now. He'd be in i the the court proceedings would have started already.

Washington Monday morning. Washington DC Monday morning. You tell me how that's possible.

We will be exploring all civil and criminal legal options to hold the perpetrators accountable. Yeah.

Mm.

I it's just like I I don't even know what to say. Like but it but it at least like uh some of the uh Venezuelan voters, which are right wing voters overall have uh have have pushed back on Ron DeSantis. But here This specific segment of the government money that was seemingly spent making it reality two months later could use a lot more scrutiny. Anyway when the GOPs do d depraved stuff is worth looking for the Fox hosts who suggested it. This is Tucker Carlson in july twenty sixth.

It's a natural. Joe Biden took 70% of the vote on that small Massachusetts. Over the past four years, according to FEC data, 92% of all donations from its biggest town, Eggertown, Massachusetts, went to the Democratic Party. So you probably imagine Egartown is pretty diverse.

The Obamas lived on the

Island, right? No. In fact, we checked at last count Edgartown is ninety five point seven percent white. What century? As of 2019, only three percent of all people, all residents in Eggertown were born outside of this country. So do the math. That's seventeen people. That's effectively zero diversity, which means zero strength.

And now more stuff like this is gonna come out. The Daily Beast reports a migrant claims to have been paid two hundred dollars cash by a mysterious woman named Perla to recruit people from a Texas migrant resource center to board a plane in Martha's Vineyard. But DeSantis and the others involved in this scheme did was unconscionable. It makes me sick. Yeah.

It was six hundred K, not twelve mil. I oh, okay, so the twelve million dollar fund is the overall fund and they use six hundred thousand so far.

Who were the people that put the fake addresses with the Federal Homeland Security and Florida officials? We don't know yet.

Yeah, he has a overall$12 million fund. Here it is.

were people that had H2A visas. Well those are obviously legal workers. So we've in interdicted people on a onesie twosie basis and we said, okay, so we've had people in Texas for months trying to figure out how are these people getting into Florida?

You literally fucking went into Texas because you were so desperate. You were so fucking desperate to get in on the action that you couldn't even fucking figure out uh migrants coming into Florida. So you went into Texas to own the Venezuelan uh refugees there.

That's the crazy that's another crazy component of this. Like, they're not even fucking getting people from Florida. He like went in. He went into Texas to look for new people that he could ship off.

What's the movement? And the reality is 40% of them say they want to go to Florida. And so that's a lot. But the problem is that we're not going to be able to do that.

Yeah, I wonder why forty percent of the Venezuelan migrants in Texas want to go to Florida. I wonder if Let me think. I wonder if like immediate family members that also have taken advantage of uh the the Visa allowances and the temporary protected status that they have until twenty twenty four and immediate family members that live in your fucking state that literally vote for you, dickhead. I wonder if that has anything to do with it. Perhaps.

Ron won't answer questions, so we looked ourselves. Florida paid Vertal system six hundred fifteen thousand dollars on September eighth out of the twelve million deportation fund. So Floridians paid twelve thousand three hundred for each refugee DeSantis trafficked for his own political purposes. More to come. Oh my fucking God. That's incredible, dude. I mean

DeSantis should just deport all Venezuela and Cuba migrants legal or not? See how well future elections go for Republicans? I mean, dude, he

He just like this is his base. What is he doing? This is like immediate family members of his fucking base that he's doing. This two. Like it it is such a misstep on on every front.

So uh the governor of California Um sent a letter to the Department of Justice saying you need to prosecute Texas and Florida. And all I can say is um I think his hair gel is interfering with his brain.

I fucking hate this country so much, dude. I despise these motherfuckers, dude. I swear to God. Oh, he fucking owned the Lip Tard, dude. He owned the Lip Tard. Yo, Governor Gavin Newsom, listen to me, motherfucker. Listen. You sexy fuck. If you do not straight blow out the back walls of Ron DeSantis's now cancer-free wife,

Start cucking Ron DeSantis and other political operatives within the GOP. Also, what an incredible fucking counter, dude. I mean he just did not even address anything that uh that Gavin Newsom said about the criminality of the situation and instead was just like he has hair gel and then all the fucking haul. And Hogalina's in the room going, So fucking good man, you fucking got it. It's like I wanna fucking video game myself, dude. Holy shit.

They're coming in through with like three people in a car and they go through it's hard for us to know because they're just coming into the state like any other car. So if there's not a big movement, so they've been in Texas identifying people that are trying to come to Florida and then offering them transportation to sanctuary jurisdictions. And so they went from Texas to Florida to Martha's Vineyard with a flight. There's also going to be buses and there will likely be more flights.

Yeah.

Uh the legislature gave me$12 million. We're going to spend every penny of that to make sure that we're protecting the people of the state.

Yeah, protecting them from Venezuelan migrants, escaping communism, by the way. Remember,'cause like obviously I don't give a shit about the whole like escaping communism narrative, but like Try to comprehend that, like, the people that he's talking about are his voters, his base of support, and people that have like America has historically actually offered.

Okay. So him shitting on this idea is is kind of funny because like no matter how much No matter how much uh uh cognitive dissonance, dumbass fucking older reactionary Cubans have towards other migrants afford it because uh they were afforded uh an incredible uh uh asylum opportunity, right? It's gonna be pretty fucking hard for them not to comprehend that these are literally other Venezuelans. You know what I mean? Like that's your cousin.

The only people ever afforded the wet foot dry foot policy hate other immigrants. Cubans are the most fucked immigrant group. I mean, yes, Cuban Cuban immigrants don't Cuban immigrants and Venezuelan immigrants have a a a different status. But especially Cuban immigrants have a different status uh in the state of Florida where they were afforded uh like per complete asylum.

I just I hate these motherfuckers. This GOP Jesus ad will never age out. What is this? Do you.

Whoever welcomes one of these little ones in my name might be letting in a murderer or a drug. Let's get her to a detention center. You know, so we can

Figure out what's going on.

I mean I do love right wing Jesus. Like uh supply side Jesus is like a a pretty funny fucking uh meme. The idea that like, uh sorry, uh as a matter of fact, I will not be healing the lepros today because it doesn't seem like you had Jesus coverage. I mean this is

I was hungry and you gave me something to eat. I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink. And behold, now I'm all lazy and entitled. You shouldn't have done that. Do unto others Respect they might want to do unto you. What is a man profited if he gained the whole world?

World.

But lose his soul. A lot. He has profited a lot. One soul for the whole world, that is an amazing deal. Why do you look at the speck of dust in your brother's eye but ignore the plank in your brother?

Your own.

Because If a man strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him and shoot him. That is the law. If you want to be perfect, go. Sell all the possessions that you have and give the money to a solid mutual fund. By this, they will know that. disciples that you say Mary Christmas

CRIST!

Christmas!

That's my name in there and I put it in there because I wanted it in there so we could all celebrate Big Boy Jesus' birthday time!

Okay? Okay.

Of course I could.

Who

Who would pay for it?

I don't know.

Yes, it is a sad story, but it does not make me responsible.

Super easy.

Easy for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. The richer the better, really. Maybe get a solid gold house, just to be sure. Love your neighbor as yourself. Unless you are better than your neighbor. Then tell them.

That they're weird.

And you do not want to bake them a cake.

You have heard it.

It said, thou shalt not commit adultery. But I say to you, any man who looks upon a woman with lust in his heart should go ahead and do what he's gotta do.

Lord.

Bread.

Oh sweet.

I mean it's a little libbed up. The version this version of it is a little bit too libbed up. There's like funnier uh avenues to hit here, but you know, ultimately you get the point is that the the uh you know, Jesus Christ was uh A a mythical figure that was a communist in every sense of the fucking word, but Republicans who draped themselves in the doctrines of Christianity preached the prosperity gospel, which is literally antithetical to the lessons within the Bible. Like

Or

Whether no matter how much fucking capital should I tell you uh that that is wrong, good people are still aligned with socialist principles, principles of charity. Talking about uh, you know, uh how hard it is for a rich man to get to the uh go through the fucking uh doors of heaven. Okay? You can try to uh extrapolate whatever information you want to, but overall, what Jesus was doing was pretty fucking leftist, dude.

Mary Bruce starts us off. Good morning, Mary.

Good morning, George. This is an audacious stunt. Republican governors using thousands of migrants searching for a better life to make a political point about immigration.

It's an I mean, this is i I can't even fucking get over this, dude. I mean, this is literally the most anti Christian thing you could do, right?

the pressure on Democrats and the White House and highlighting what is a very serious issue. And this morning the president is now responding, defending his policies and calling this Republican tactic reckless and un American. Overnight President Biden taking on Republican governors, accusing them of using human beings as political pawns.

Republicans are playing politics with you.

Human being

Wrong.

Biden responding as conservative governors send more and more migrants from strained border communities to liberal strongholds, an effort to spotlight immigration two months before the midterm elections. Hector Miguel Donere didn't know where he was going.

Taking us somewhere where there is refuge, a lot of help. Especially for the children that we're traveling.

Yeah.

But when he stepped off the bus in Washington, D.C. yesterday, he was outside one of the city's most famous residences, the Vice President's House. One of thousands of undocumented migrants bussed to Washington by Texas Republican governor Greg Abbott. Hours before his bus arrived, two private chartered jets from San Antonio made a surprise landing on the wealthy island of Martha's Vineyard.

Minute. Of what those border towns deal with every day is brought to their front door, they all of a sudden go berserk.

But on the ground officials say they race to provide help and housing.

The immigrants that arrived here were not met with chaos. They're they've been met with compassion.

For months, Republican governors have been sending migrants to Democratic states to try and make a political point. New York City receiving nearly 12,000 migrants. Its mayor says the city is nearing its breaking point.

We need help. We have not been ashamed to say that. We need help.

The Republican governors say the administration's process is broken and argue their tactic is giving the rest of the country a much needed dose of reality. There has been a surge in border crossings, a record 1.8 million apprehensions since October.

Is it mere? Is this just some kind of Nazi shit? I mean, there is a historical precedent of white supremacists doing this, yes. Uh in the sixties and fifties.

Uh they did this to black people in the southern states.

I mean this has been happening for a long time. Even uh I mean this this every period of American history has its own version of white supremacist shit like Uh all the way from internment camps, the Procera program that specifically targeted Hispanic migrant workers, the the internment camps of the Japanese, uh and and also Uh you know, black people in general were shipped out.

I don't even know where the fuck to to Start and where the fuck to end? A trail of tears for the indigenous population. Like there's just there has it's easier to find a time Actually no, it it's

I I don't even know. I uh like Is there a period in American history where this hasn't happened to a uh to whatever fucking uh a group of of uh the population that the the dominant white supremacist forces consider to be the underclass or uh not human?

Oh yeah, here it is. Reverse Freedom Rides, an echo of Martha's uh Martha's Vineyard Migrants flight uh flights sixty years ago. Here it is. Okay. Tricked by segregation as the promises of work and housing, black families who dropped off in Cape Cod with nothing.

Can you get banned? Are you left asant or are you leaving us in the dust when shit goes down? Bro, this guy does not deserve any more attention. Where's the railway strike news, brother? I thought you were left. You can get banned. For asking questions. Oops, so long freedom, I guess. Hey, you fucking idiot. I talked extensively on the railway strikes yesterday. And I talked about this issue as well. We will cover the railway strikes more today, but there is like

SHUT UP!

Let me go through the fucking news stories in the way that I want to. Holy fuck!

They already kicked the fucking can down the road. To behind the fucking midterms. They already pushed it. There's a there's a stalemate now. But uh I mean or rather there is a there is a transitional period

There's a cooldown period that ends on the twenty ninth.

Actually criticizing trafficking migrants is not a leftist thing to do. Yeah, exactly. Layla Mae Williams, an Arkansas woman who was also dropped off in Hyannis with her nine youngest children, was dressed in her finest clothes because she had been told Kennedy himself was going to greet them when they arrived. According to the twenty twenty NPR report, she had packed little else because anything she needed was gonna be provided she was told.

Laptop my family was using the con, the ad system is no longer bringing the money and it's got all you Twitch's hacked nonsense is out in the wild. You are all bitch whipped, you understand that you are punishing me for absolutely nothing.

Dude, take a week off, man. Um

Why can't this just be done in reverse and all the hogs get shipped to Florida? Then we let Florida be its own country. Hey guys. Uh I am I am uh on board with that. You already know that. Listen, uh i if you're if you're not taking your medication, I suggest you do, okay? All I'm gonna say.

Anyway.

Then as in now in Cape Cop, many residents of Hyannis met the Riders with Open Arms, a local committee formed to provide housing, clothing and money for the new arrivals, Davis and at least fifty other, including thirty three children. Were housed in the dormitory of a nearby community college, others were housed in private homes, and later a nearby army barracks that was used until they could be placed with jobs and housing in the surrounding area. Those army barracks are being used again.

Massachusetts Governor John Volpe condemned the rise as traffic in human misery. They're doing that again. The only way to meet such cruelty is by wisdom and love, Episcopal Bishop Anson Phelps Stokes Jr. told the Associated Press he urged the residents to show understanding and compassion. The welcome was not universal when Massachusetts governor asked for federal help. The Kennedy administration declined. Kennedy called it a rather cheap exercise, but otherwise avoided the issue.

Remember these were white supremacist segregationists that did the Within a few years, Layla Mae Williams and her kids ended up in a Boston housing project where the family struggled without nearby relatives, one of her daughters told MPR's quote solution twenty twenty. Racist white neighbors resented their presence in public schools and harassed them.

Trapped within that reality is exactly what I'm saying. People who literally are like, I'm a moderate on segregation. We're like, yeah, it's kind of fucked up what you did to those black folk. You get it? Do you understand? Do you see what I'm saying here? Because ultimately, even back then, people were like, I'm not racist, how dare you say that? Separate but equal.

Do you understand?

That's why they didn't say segregation is just straight segregation. They said it's separate but equal. Do you understand? There's always a need to Because because conservative values unironically go against uh all of the better principles that people are taught to to believe in, like sharing, turn the other cheek, okay, treat others as though you would be treated yourself.

Be cruel to others that don't look like you. The cruelty is the purpose.

Because it is completely opposed to what it takes to be a good person. Okay. It is completely the opposite of what it takes to be a good fucking person.

Which is why people still otherwise consider themselves to be empathetic and kind and nice individuals. So when they see someone getting duped like this, when they see someone getting duped like this, even then they're gonna be like, this is fucked up.

The scheme had never been condoned by the better thinking people here. New Orleans radio and television station WDSU denounced the campaign as six sensationalism bordering on the moronic. A gallop poll published in june sixteenth, nineteen sixty two showed widespread disapproval of the council's tactics among white southerners.

Ah, yes. So much tax free income for the church, so altruistic. Guys, I'm not saying it's a good thing. You're failing to comprehend what I mean. Do you understand? You are not seeing the the the larger, broader picture, and that is how people view themselves. Every person view themselves as a nice person from their own perspective, regardless of how fucking racist their attitudes might be.

But don't I mean there's still gonna be plenty of conservatives that say, nah, fuck that. Okay, there's still gonna be plenty of conservatives that look to this and go, No, this is great. This is actually so good.

Isn't kindness based on an individual basis? So who are we to judge what kindness or is your point is that it's based on reactionism and therefore it doesn't matter what feelings are based on feelings stem from a non-individual basis? Wait, what?

We already saw an example of this. We already saw an example of this when it comes to abortion because white women get abortion too. Conservative white women get abortions as well. Nobody, no matter how much you think abortion is murder, you're not gonna fucking sit there and be like, yeah, it's a good thing that a raped 12-year-old had to go over state lines to get a fucking abortion.

You can say they don't care. You can say that they don't care and and you know, Trump supporters don't care. And you might know Trump supporters that don't care. But the broader majority of people that are otherwise not super politically motivated, that don't really look into this, but are just like repeating shit that they've learned from other people or, you know, things that they've seen on a Fox News coverage.

You're not saying they're actually good people, just that they think they're good people, they're nice and good, is basic human psychology. Exactly.

There are, no matter what happens, there are certain things that you do, right, that will trigger people, like the inherent contradictions in the actions of political representatives will sometimes. Genuinely uh the pose a threat.

And I think this could be another instance where it has happened, at least in the past when they did this exact same thing to black people, when segregationists did this in uh again, like I'm showing you. There's empirical evidence to showcase that like this was not viewed in a positive way by the broader majority.

of people living in Arkansas even.

In the nineteen sixties, the buses were funded by anonymous people donated private segregationist groups which aimed to tell the North to put up or shut up. As one New Orleans leader said, DeSantis has now said How the flights he arranged at Martha's Vineyard were funded, but Texas Governor Greg Abbott has used state resources and donations for the buses, and both have been eager to take credit. They're doing the exact same thing that white supremacist segregationists did in the 60s.

with about half of those migrants being released in the US. Cities like El Paso, Texas, have hit a crisis. ABC's Moraya Villa Real seeing it firsthand.

El Paso is one of the border cities that's getting hit really hard right now. We just confirmed with the city that Border Patrol has about 1,300 encounters every day. And a lot of those people end up right here in the streets, downtown area of El Paso. You can see a lot of people are starting to drop off food. here as well as clothing for migrants that are waiting to get on buses to then head north.

We pressed the White House. And do you feel that the situation at the border is under control?

Are you

Doing enough

We are fixing a broken system. It is not like turning the light switch on.

It is quite a bit.

going to take some time.

Now the White House says the Trump administration is responsible for that broken system, and they do admit there is a lot of people.

More work.

George, it's one of the many reasons the president is saying that the upcoming midterm elections are so crazy.

Right.

I didn't hardly imagine anything happening before those elections.

By the way, liberal media is unironically framing this in the most like right wing way possible, which is really fucked up. I mean, that is that is kind of fucked up. That they're like, no, there is a crisis in El Paso. And instead of instead of showcasing the humanity of those people that are going through the crisis, they're talking about them like they're fucking numbers. There is a solution to this, okay? And the solution is providing these people with adequate fucking housing.

Okay.

about altruism. If you are truly altruistic, this means that you dip into your own pocket to give people things, right? True altruism is when you are charitable with your own resources. It's it's a wonderful thing, right? Being altruistic about your own resources, recognizing that you owe something to your community because you're a member of that community, you're a member of that body politic, that's a good attitude to have.

Wait, what do you mean? Like what Governor Greg Abbott and Governor Ron DeSantis is are do uh are doing using Using state funds to to uh kidnap and traffic migrants, including children. Yeah, I mean, that is fucked up.

and affecting their life in a way that makes you feel good, but it doesn't actually have any effect on you, but it makes you feel incredibly good because you are making Bob pay the bill. And let's face it, Bob deserves to pay the bill. You don't deserve to pay the bill. You're the good person. You're making Bob pay the bill.

I mean that is true. People who are interested in environmentalism do have the largest uh carbon footprint, which is every American citizen, by the way. Because every American citizen is still firmly a part of the labor aristocracy and still benefits from the spoils of of living in the imperial core and uh therefore uh you know

And wealth goes along, in most cases, with a higher carbon footprint than people who are very, very poor. So this has now reared its head again with the issue of illegal immigration. The left, for my entire lifetime, has basically been soft on illegal immigration. They've suggested that illegal immigration, the free movement of people across America's southern border, and the ability of those people to then rely on the American welfare state

The way he talks about migrants is so chilling is if they're not literally the same exact fucking species as Ben. No, of course Ben doesn't see that. That's the whole point. He is uh hitting the great replacement theory, which is of course unironically a Nazi take, which is of course coming from an Orthodox Jewish man who of course parents also immigrated into this country, but hey, fuck you, he got his. You know what I mean?

Okay.

And he also does not think that. He does literally not think that they are human beings for the record.

It's certainly not Barack Obama up in Martha's Vineyard, certainly not Kamala Harris over at the Naval Observatory.

Here's the issue with with what Ben is saying, I mean, other than everything, right? The idea that like uh undocumented migrants are exclusively a burden on uh states like Texas is so fucking stupid. You just used California. You just talked about California, one of the wealthiest fucking states, Texas is as well. Like what what the fuck are you talking about? You think California doesn't have a a steady flow of migrants coming in?

It just makes no sense. Like his argument does not make any sense.

Immigrants including illegal immigrants statistically boost the economy. That's legit econ 101. I know. Libertarian, by the way, but uh no free travel libertarian, which is hilarious.

It also the great replacement theory is also fucking insanely idiotic. Because it goes against what the GOP what the Texas GOP is doing right now. Which is finding a way to you know make The Latino population there, which is Texas has historically had a huge uh Hispanic population, obviously, because of where it fucking is and what it fucking was as a state, historically, you know, Spanish and then Mexican territory.

But again

Texas GOP is working on ways to, you know, get the the Hispanic population to vote for

Four.

The Republican Party. They are relatively successful on. Partially because the Democrats absolutely suck.

Even right wing think tanks couldn't debunk that econ one on one take on immigrants economically net positive. Yeah, of course. That's why they try to fucking lie and say like, oh, they're d doing crimes and shit. But again, that's why they always act like uh migrants are a monolithic force for evil. They're coming into the country to do crimes, or they're coming into the fucking country to steal your jobs or something, or they're coming into the country to like vote for the Democratic Party.

You know, that's one quick way.

In Maryland. Those people don't have to deal with it. Certainly not Eric Adams in New York City. The the people Lori Lightfoot in Chicago, those people don't have to deal with it. Because after all, the true altruism is making sure that the people down on the border in Texas who are saying, you know what, this is really screwing up our city. Those people are the bad guys. Greg Abbott is the bad one.

All my conservative parents think you ruined me because I'm not all right anymore. Well, sucks to suck for you.

They're bad. We are the alterers. And so there is something extraordinarily ironic about the hue and cry that is now coming from top level Democrats over the move by border state Republicans.

Yeah.

But actually having to deal with the predominant force of illegal immigration.

Again, like California literally fucking changes the the narrative. Like why is he making it seem as though California does not have a lot of immigrants coming into California? Like what what do you mean? Is that not a border state? Is that not a state with a fucking border? I I I don't understand. Like you you brought up California. Why why are you no longer talking about California?

They're gonna be fucking they're gonna be hitting that uh they're gonna be hitting that fucking line so hard, dude. They they realize that like the abortion issue is is one that is getting them absolutely fucking cumstered in the polls. So they're trying to find a new one. They're trying to create a new issue. And because there is no like cohesive caravan that you can point to.

Because uh immigrants are uh an overall net positive to the economy.

Um, so we'll see. We'll see what the fuck happens there. It's just so disheartening to know that these people don't believe any of this ajap but continue to sheer greed of it. Literal demons on earth, yeah. No, I think they do believe it.

I think that they do believe it. They do believe it.

You asked for it, you got it. And so Greg Abbott and Governor DeSantis, they've now been sending illegal immigrants to deep blue areas where they support sanctuary cities and open illegal immigration, and been saying, Now we'll see how much you like it. We'll see how how altruistic you are when your hand is in your own pocket and not ours.

Why does Ben act like undocumented immigrants don't fucking exist in any of the states other than like border states? Uh why does he also act like at the top of the hour there is no sixty-second ad break that's coming? And if you no longer want to see those ads, all you need to do is subscribe, which you can do for five dollars or for free, by the way. Ben doesn't want you to know that Okay, yeah, get fucked. Get fucked. I'm back, baby. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.

Or that you can avoid those ads uh if you get gifted a sub if you're lucky.

Okay.

Where's the woman at break now?

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Uh

You enjoy defund the police when the criminals are sitting right side your house. Right. We'll see how much you enjoy homelessness.

When the criminal Yeah, automatically every fucking undocumented migrant is a criminal. Dude, just say your races and move on, man. Holy fuck. This kind of this kind of propaganda is so stupid. It's like. Yeah, dude, criminals. Remember yesterday when we saw the footage?

When again, there are people who are camped out in your front yard. We'll see how much you enjoy high tax rates when there is no state and local tax deduction. Making people own the consequences of their own political decision-making is a net positive. This is also true, by the way, intergenerationally. Democratic economic policy is predicated on the idea that you can steal from future generations and then you can use the money here.

But the Santas. Has sent migrants on a plane to Martha's Vineyard. Now this is where the Obamas have a home. Beyonce.

Illegals arrive on Martha's Vineyard.

Even James Taylor. Who's gonna be seeing fire, rain, and migrants? Uh not to mention Rosie O'Donnell. I mean everybody basically that you know on the left has a home there. Do you think they're gonna be embracing their new neighbors?

You know, these are all sanctuary cities until they're in their sanctuary. I I doubt they'll have raised them. Don't know that I've ever been to Martha's Vineyard. Uh I've been to places where we've seen these migrants come across. This is not good for America.

I mean, turns out th wait, what this is not good for America. Thank God d Ron DeSantis did this thing that's not good for America. Um, it turns out they are they are doing that though. They are helping them out. Um, they've already been relocated. They've uh they've been found like temporary housing immediately, regardless of the fact that this was like kind of fucking thrown on everyone.

How can you accuse someone of a crime on national television? I don't know. Uh They're also how can you ship someone uh by lying to them over to a different fucking state, an entirely different state? How can you traffic children? Well, you can do whatever the fuck you want to migrants 'Cause Americans are you're literally so stupid, bro.

Yeah, I'm so fucking stupid, bro.

I already talked about how sadistic this is. We watched this attorney talk about it, yeah. Anyway, thanks, Ben. Uh but yeah, you can definitely slander them, which people do all the fucking time, because they're migrants. As in they're not uh they're they don't have any fucking uh protections whatsoever.

Uh e every town's a border town and we need to make sure we get our southern border secured exactly like we did for four years, Jess.

I mean,

Meanwhile, the Texas Governor Greg Abbott is doing something similar with regard to Kamala Harris. According to Fox Five DC, Fox News is reporting. that two buses of migrants arrived on Thursday morning outside Kamala Harris's residence at the Naval Observatory in Washington, DC. Approximately a hundred migrants, mainly from Venezuela, arrived just before seven AM.

Buses

Yeah.

Outside Vice President Kamala Harris's residence at the Naval Observatory in Washington DC. Griff Jenkins is live on the scene to tell us more. Uh Griff, uh is that Massachusetts Avenue that I'm looking at right there?

There.

Good morning, Steve. Answering Bryan. This bus just arrived moments ago. I talked to some of the folks. Apparently, this bus has come from Del Rio, Texas.

Okay, so the typical response in the media is this is horrible. How could they do this? So just to get this straight, when a bus filled with migrants arrives in Del Rio, Texas, that's a net good for the United States. That's a that's a good thing. Because forcing Del Rio, Texas to take all those people in is great. Remember a few years ago when there was a migration crisis under President Obama.

What a strange take. Yeah. It's good if you go through the proper channels and adequately inform people on the other side So that there is Like immediate food and shelter available. It's not good when you fucking send them to Kamala Harris's house and only inform Fox News so they can go over there and be like, No Hablo Espanio Abuela is the border open. Like, you know, do that fucking broken Peggy Hill ass uh uh shit that they did there. I be here too, I be here too.

a city in California called Mirietta and there are a bunch of residents there who are saying, Don't take these buses here. Like we live here. We don't have the resource to take care of these people. They're just gonna be sitting around in the bus station.

The only reason why this is fucking insane is because no one was informed.

These people when they come in through El Paso have proper protocols to go through, which every single one of these fucking people had actually gone through. How conveniently is Ben Shapiro avoiding that fucking reality, by the way.

You know?

And we don't know who they are. We don't know their backgrounds. We don't know how to feed them. And the people of Murietta were treated as though they were terrorists. Like how how dare these people not just I mean,

Don't

the statue, and on that statue it says that we should take in our tired, our weary, our huddled masses yearning to be free. Right, don't don't we have I mean the Statue of Liberty, the Statue Now, this has been a typical democratic talking point for a very long time, but it turns out that the Statue of Liberty is in New York. Okay, fine. So if we send the migrants to New York, then presumably everything should be hunky dory, right?

I have literally no problem with taking migrants, legal asylum seekers And relocating them to greener pastures. Okay? There is no issue with that whatsoever. As long as people are adequately informed ahead of time. Okay. these are people

Who are

already going through the legal process. It doesn't even fucking matter. The legality in the situation is something that you can offer to every single migrant that's coming through uh the American borders. It's just that Americans do not want to uh do that. Many asylum seekers themselves would most likely take up that opportunity because opportunity is what they are looking for. Okay.

Part of the reason why they want to stay in places like Texas and Florida is because they have a better chance of Better chance of getting work and have a support system because they already have family members there. Why would you rip them away from that if they can become more valuable con contributing members to society in places like that? It's not like these places uh do not need the extra help. They certainly do.

Why not send them to the richest enclaves in America, places like Martha's Vin? Why not send them to Malibu? Why not have them camp out outside Barbara Streisand's house? After all, if you're in favor of these policies, you should own the policies, should you not?

It kinda doesn't matter what is actually happening on the ground because Republicans can put a spin on it no matter what. Anyway, let's take a look at my favorite king, a legend, Tonalde Trump.

Uh has has uh been popping off. Oh wait, sorry. But let's watch the law that broke US immigration first, and then we'll get to Don.

Immigration good for America.

The federal government.

The border.

There's a right way and there's a wrong way.

At the time, there were around five million undocumented immigrants in the And most Americans saw immigrants as a burden on the country, taking jobs, housing, and health care, and thought immigration as a whole should be decreased.

Our country is invaded by immigrants who are like cancer cells.

That same year, Republicans ran on a tough on immigration platform and took control of Congress. Democrats were pushed to adopt tough positions on immigration, too.

We are a nation of immigrants. But we are also a nation of

Lost.

In 1996, President Bill Clinton signed a major piece of legislation, the Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act, or

I love when people say Is you're literally signing a new law to be Unnecessarily harmful. And violent towards immigrants. OK Yeah, we are a nation of laws. And you had every opportunity to write a law that was humane. And you chose not to do that. The fuck do you mean we're a nation of laws?

Ira Ira. Its goal was to decrease the number of undocumented immigrants. It did the opposite.

Before the nineteen nineties, undocumented immigration in the world.

Just like uh you can't trust our Kansas man. That's what happens. You get Bill Clinton.

into the US looked very different. For one, it was usually temporary.

People used to go back and forth across the border. They would go north and you know, for the harvest and they would earn some money and they would go back to Mexico.

And if they wanted to come live permanently in the US, there were a few legal channels, but not many. If they married an American citizen, they could get lawful status. Or if maybe their brother was a citizen already, he could sponsor them. Or an employer could. And these could be done after they were already living in the US undocumented.

Free fro free flow of uh uh commerce and traffic over borders. Surprisingly uh with no restrictions, surprisingly created a system where migrant workers could go back and forth and help out the Mexican economy on top of the American economy. When you decided to shut that off for no fucking reason other than like, you know, bullshit uh reactionary uh uh purposes, well, I guess there is a materialist uh reason for it. It's because you wanted to create a permanent underclass.

Immigration judge could decide if the deportation should even take place. Now things were a little more automatic.

ignoring the fact that those deportations would be extremely harmful to US citizen children or to or to spouses

Deportations skyrocketed. And IRA IRA created the framework for future laws that further expanded reasons people could be deported, especially after 9-11. But IRA IRA also made another huge fundamental change in the US immigration system.

One of the aspects of the nineteen ninety six law that is particularly strict and I think in many respects inhumane. is the so called three and ten year bars.

Those three and tenure bars made these legal pathways nearly impossible to obtain. They work like this. Anyone who's been undocumented in the U.S. for six months and wants to gain legal status first has to leave the country and be barred from returning for three years. If they've been undocumented for more than a year, they're barred for 10 years. So if they wanna get lawful status through a job, they first have to leave the US.

It's family separation by essentially create um punishments that were so severe to deter people essentially from coming here. But as we've seen with many other deterrence based policies, the the practical effect is very, is very different.

Instead, it incentivized people to stay in the US undocumented. Before Ira-Ira, Mexican immigrants who came to the US unlawfully were about 50% likely to return to Mexico within a year. But after 1996, more people started staying in the US. There were around 5 million undocumented immigrants living at the US before Ira Ira. Today, it's at least double that.

And we are somehow surprised by this outcome. This is of our own doing.

Laws like IRA IRA shaped the way the US focuses on immigration enforcement as a deterrent. But really, it proved that stronger enforcement doesn't actually stop undocumented immigration.

These laws or the politics of the nineties didn't really change the reasons why people come to the United States.

Today, views on immigrants are very different than they were in the 1990s. Most Americans now see them as a strength, not a burden. But the laws created here haven't changed.

That were created decades ago that that aren't responsive to

Remember, the main reason why this two tier uh the main reason why this two tier criminal justice system for black and brown people versus white people exists is the exact same reason why there's a two-tier immigration system. It is to consistently have near slave uh wages and near slave like conditions in the workplace and have a Constantly refilling pool of undocumented migrants that you can exploit and use against the documented labor force as well.

A lot of the studies that we talk about, a lot of the studies that we talk about right now. With respect to the the economic boon caused by undocumented migrants relies on that two tier immigration system. Okay. Like they they're looking at the economic calculation and the economic impact of migrant workers while uh uh you know keeping them as a permanent underclass. And yes, as they are the permanent underclass, they are a huge boon. So it's this self-fulfilling prophecy almost.

Get out there and help Venezuelans, dude. Get on the news and speak out. You have the power. What What do you mean? I I'm what do you think I'm doing right now?

If Americans were truly hypernationalist And truly as racist as Tucker Carlson is. Like in a sense where they just literally do not want like Port or not Portland, Oregon style, they just did not want any black or brown people in their vicinity. then we would be murdering the business owners that have baked into their profit margins the tiny amount of fines that they have to pay every time they call ice on themselves.

Shit camp reimbursement stuff. Use all your money to make the bad stuff stop. Just don't sit there. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna I'm gonna do that right now.

our needs as a nation, they certainly aren't responsive to to the needs of of immigrant population.

The idea that if we only had more guns, if we only built a higher wall, that we'd solve all the problems, I think we learned from ninety six that's not the way it works. It's not that simple.

Don't make migrants illegal, make it illegal to pay undocumented migrants less than the American citizen working right next to them. Yeah.

Anyway, uh we're gonna move on from that story. We still got Anthony Fantano. Uh are the British all right? Let's take a look. Roll up, roll up.

Take it wherever we can.

We fucking like it.

At this point the broadcasters have lost their minds. Safe to say the Queen lived a life with a reasonable amount of dignity, yet they're all tracking her coffin like she's a fucking deliverer order.

That is a pretty wild thing that they're doing, by the way. It like That is kind of undignified. Like I was thinking about this this morning. Like there's literally a cue for the fucking queen mate. There's a fucking cue, yeah. They're like parading her coffin and shit.

Between North Korean state propaganda and Morn Porn. At this point I think the BBC should change their name to Mornhub. I mean at least on Pornhub you get more reasonable, you know very Even right wing commentators are losing it. It's alleged that Dan Wootton stole flowers from the Buckingham Palace Gang.

Skype!

In footage that absolutely was not doctored. You can't make videos go backwards we don't have the technology. On a serious note though, there's real life repercussions of this. Twenty two year old legend Rory shouted you sick old man at Prince Nancy Andrew, who was assaulted by a couple of basic huns, who the police ignored before taking him away in handcuffs. Tell you what, if you don't want people to protest

No way David Beckham waited twelve hours in line to bow for five seconds. Bro, there is nothing more cucked than this. I can't imagine. What the fuck? Yo, I um this is hurting me, man.

This is actually hurting me dude. It th this is this is This is showing me that like no the the natural state of man is peasantry.

The natural state of man is unironically reinforcing like

Some kind of a fucking monarchy.

Doesn't this shit have a fast pass he could have gotten?

Bro, I'm sorry. I love my fucking grandma, but I wouldn't wait twelve hours in line for her ass. That's insane. Yeah, straight up. Like I don't think I would wait for my own grandma's fucking funeral if I was if it meant twelve hours of standing in line.

I'm not even kidding, bro. That's crazy. I mean R.I.P., you know what I mean? R.I.P. grandma, you were loved, but I mean that's a crazy thing to expect.

Can't you respect the person and reject the establishment? Isn't it kind of the same take as not being able to criticize capitalism if you participate in it? What? Bro, everything about the queen is quite literally just there because she had the best spawn point. It's not like she fucking What? What what do you respect about the Queen? What the fuck has she done? She done nothing. Also, she is the establishment. She was like the fucking PR person for it. You know what I mean?

I think if my grandma was there she'd be equally furious about standing for twelve hours.

A lot of Brits just love the queen as an icon and ignore the rest of the monarchy. People just really love the queen and she was portrayed as this wholesome figure. Yeah. I mean it's PR. You're just a fucking dummy.

That's it. You just got caught up in the PR. People think the Queen was so sweet, but I played a lot of Black Ops three with her and she popped off with Slur. She hated the jet p she hated jet pack movement. Yo. Michael, you're making me actually agree with the Queen pretty hard here. I mean, I would probably stand in line for twelve hours to kiss her boot, her dead feet. Cause the jetpack movement was fucking dog shit.

Charles met with Booze in Cardiff Wales today. Yeah, no shit.

Tutor, you sick again? Nope.

This is such a weird thing man. Hey the singer bad bunny uploaded a recent video critique that roots on capital is overtaking Puerto Rico. You should probably watch it. It is in Spanish, but it has English subs already.

Dude, that's crazy. Standing in line for hours just to fucking bow at a dead queen's like coffin? What the fuck? Yo. Listen, I know I make fun of of British people a lot on this broadcast and it's like usually just light ribbing uh out of, you know,'cause we're Where like as an American I I see you as like distant cousins, you know what I mean? And I don't mean like in the royal sense where I'm gonna fuck you and it's gonna be like uh you know uh a daughter

Like this doesn't I I I don't know. It just kind of doesn't make sense.

It doesn't make sense at all.

That's it? If this was Mehmed Vahidid Din, you would be crying too? No I wouldn't. Fuck those people, bro. Stay in line if you're in line before the casket closes you can still pay respect. Stay in fucking lime. As a bruv, it's insane to me. Most people didn't care about Lizzie before she died. I don't know where all these monarchy dick riders have been hiding.

While we struggle to heat our homes, we pay for your parade. Charles confronted by a member of the public about the cost of living.

Yeah.

Good take. He just he just moved away. An archer guarding the Queen's coffin in Westminster Hall has collapsed. Police officers on guard rushed over to assist the archer from who from who fainted and fell from his position. He's receiving medical attention and the public walk pass has been halted.

He fell down in the most comical fashion, bro. I'm sorry. I'm always gonna look look look look I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but that's pretty funny. He just fell face first, dog. That's crazy. That's

This is literally the British 9-11. They're so hysterical.

Does the guard get buried with her now? Yeah.

Uh huh.

He locked his legs. It happens a lot of military formation. He's run it back.

Uh huh.

Bro, it's not like she's doing something crazy. Listen, if you're waiting for twelve hours in line, at least like show the queen, you know what I mean? Or like have her do something cool with the body. Like I don't even understand. Like what the fuck? You're just looking at some You're literally just looking at some rugs, man. Some ugly ass rugs on top of what is supposed to be the fucking queen. You know what I mean? Like.

Yeah, they should have fucking they should have posed her her something. Like, you know what I mean? Like some doing something cool. Taxidermy the fucking Corgis that they executed mercilessly at the queen's behest. Fuck it. Pose her like she's murdering the Corgies with her bare hands, you know what I mean? Like Like that'd be sick. Like do something.

Let people take pictures in her lap like Santa Claus at the mall? Yeah, what the fuck?

No dumbass, you're not tough. We're explaining why. What?

The Corgi they gave the Corgi's a Prince Andrew? Oh no, a fate worse than that. If it was the queen, I'd let them pose me somewhere like where's Waldo? I just don't know they're giving painkillers to the elderly people waiting in line. Painkillers are being given to the elderly mourners struggling with arthritic hips and knees as they queue for fourteen hours to see the queen lying in state. Hey, that's socialized healthcare, baby. That's what happens when you have nationalized healthcare.

Bad bunny doing more for Puerto Ricans than their government, but then again the bar was so low. I just I don't know man. I I they even fell down the stairs waiting to go in.

That's hilarious.

Uh

I just I don't know, man. I I all of this seems so insane to me. It is genuinely hard for me to comprehend. I convinced some people yesterday that they played the oh zero zero nine sound system during the guard shift change. It was the Queen's fave song after all.

You know how I know this is fake, Michael? Because not a single person is bopping into the 2009 uh B. You know these people could not be able to hold themselves back. They'd be like, oh hell yeah. I fucking love this, mate. I love this. I'm such a fan, mate!

This is for us. Thank you for World War II, Yanks.

Apparently the UK news is pretending that protest cr uh crowds are queen mourners. Sky News reporting the justice for Chris Kaba march as a tribute walk to the Queen's death. Disgraceful. Wait, what? Bruv, this is the Chris Cabo um They're all black, mate.

The Queen's coming after me too, mate. I got a short F there, yeah. It was effing. It was effing for a moment, yeah. But it's all good, bruv. We're back. We're fucking back, yeah. It was effing all but for a moment, yeah. Don't worry, don't you fucking worry, mate. We're fucking back, yeah. Refresh you fucking dummies. 10 drop frames? F yeah.

This is a genius solution. Wait, let's take a look. I've come up with an interim solution to the queuing issue to see the Queen's coffin in Westminster. Let me know what you think. It's not perfect, but I don't see anyone else coming up with anything.

coffin lining up problem. Uh the the the problem that we that we're having really is that it's taking about thirty hours for people to get through it, which is that's just unconscionable. So uh I think the way that it's running right now is that people are clearing up either side of the coffin um and there's sort of

Yes!

Hall and we we move the queen around on the Kawasakiam so everyone gets a good view of her Uh and and this way, I mean the the view it's gonna be quick but uh you do get to see it. Uh this way we can handle about uh I think it's eight

Okay, that's here's why that would never happen. Because that seems way more cool than whatever the fuck kind of lame old school shit that they're doing currently. I don't know why England wants to operate like uh like they're still fucking ringing the bells to to inform people that the Queen is dead. They wanna go back they wanna go back to a time where they had the thirteen colonies so bad.

It's time to do some crazy shit.

per second so that's pretty good. Um we can handle the entire country of 67 million people uh within within about three days so that's pretty good. That's just in time to the funeral. Let me know what you think. I don't know if i it's uh I f if we wanna get this off the ground we're probably gonna have to start pretty soon.

The only bell we ring is the shame bell. They should cut her up and spread her around the UK like Yu-Gi-Oh Exodia?

Yeah.

Is jarring watching an army of people and infrastructure and supplies spring up overnight to support people standing in a queue when there's homeless people who sleep on the same street? Well not only that not only that, but they also fucking literally stopped The UK stopped letting citizens in line to see the Queen's Coffin. She woke up and caught out. She's running around on all fours, terrorizing anyone trying to stop her. Fifteen confirmed dead.

That would be sick.

I really I really live in a k entirely different fucking world than these homies, man. It's crazy. I mean this level of like this level of being cucked is unimaginable, man. It's it's crazy to me. I can't I can't see it. I cannot, for the life of me, comprehend how fucking cucked you gotta be. Bernie Sanders made an appearance? No shot.

Bernie S.

Don't do it, Bernard! And he's dressed up to the fucking nines, dude.

He was secretly a duke, dastardly. Oh, God save the queen, bruv. Just bow at the TV, bro. I just don't fucking I don't know. I don't know why.

I someone needs to help me understand. There was a fucking live stream of this. Oh, there's it's still going on. This is the Q. There's a fucking Q livestream. And it's been going on for twelve hours.

It's nighttime, man.

People are getting sexually assaulted while waiting in the queues. Two women sexually assaulted. Q What the fuck?

There's still going on inside too. Yo, I'ma be honest, dude. This is this is pretty wild shit. I mean This is unimaginable. This is unimaginable levels of cuckoldry, dude. That seems like the proper way to mourn a royal. It shows the current map and wait time. Currently lying in state queue endpoint. Entry to the queue at Southwark Park. Expected queuing time is at least 19.5 hours. Overnight temperatures will be cold. Is currently 1048 in England, right?

Just so you know, Met Police literally issued their apology for killing Chris Gaba on the day the Queen died to hide it in the news cycle. Jesus Christ. Can we watch the guy fall a couple more times, please? They pepper sprayed them for sure. No. They're just I mean, this guy is like kind of falling. Yes, I have the fan.

Listening.

Breaks lit into my DMs video, yes. How many people were waiting for you outside of American Central Park? Not that many. No, it's right. Actually my glorious big boy told me he had really big r rallies. Some say the biggest. Yeah, I mean this is North Korean shit, like this is exactly what they mock North Korea over, but

Do the Drake drama in a second. Saw that we struggle to heat our home shit. Oh, they're also arresting people.

Well, you know, I thought she was a hard worker but there was no affection there.

There's literally a chatter. Carter, hey Asan, I'm chatting from the queue right now. You can have some respect. Mobile viewer by the way. Okay, dude. No.

I think respect should be enforced. She was head of state due to bloodline, cousins fucking. A lottery of state.

Bye.

Who then considered herself to have a divine right to rule, but she also saw Britain as having liberated other cultures and countries from savagery. Every person deserves equal rights, opportunities, respect. But we are having our funerals cancelled, our hospital appointments cancelled, including cancer appointments. And facing food banks closing. We're arresting protesters. Just look at the anthem God Save the King. One fictional entity that doesn't exist. Saving a monarchy that should exist.

Great take.

The weeping announcer, the doleful music, the slow movement of the cortege. It was all intensely choreographed. This is a difficult moment, the dictatorship. The succession has now passed peacefully to the third generation of the family business, but it's a worrying inheritance all the same. This year hasn't been a good one for dictators. This is the weird reclusive figure who ran the world's most secretive country and did it as though it was his own private property.

I love that. So good. Yeah. Overlay it with like what they have to say about DPRK. I love this. This is perfect.

It doesn't exactly sound spontaneous. Snow is falling like tears, he says. How could the heavens not cry when we've lost our death? It was a great human from the heavens.

Along with the army, the country's media is perhaps the institution most responsible for keeping their leaders in power. A mythmaking factory focused around the country's ruling family. That is, for most of its audience, their only source of news.

Still, the Sun has the right credentials.

No.

That they need him. They're in trouble.

No one knows.

I fucking love this dude. I love this. Shouts out to Michael Parenti stash. Carl was right. Absolutely brilliant. Absolutely brilliant, mate. No laughing in line to see the Queen, yeah? How disrespectful, disgusting and rude The MP circled stood in Westminster Hall, laughing at something that they seemed to find funny while Queen Elizabeth Second Coffin in front of them. Shame on you both. Queen Elizabeth II. Hashtag laying in rest. Hashtag Westminster Hall. Hashtag disgusting.

Uh what were Trump Warren's uh Oh let's look at this. Commonwealth realms consider breaking ties with the crown and wiggled.

Parts of the so-called British realm, a debate about whether it's time to cut ties with the Crown. The realm, made up of 14 countries plus the UK, All these countries symbolically at least hold the British monarch as the head of state, more important even than their own elected officials. That includes Australia, it includes Canada, also the Bahamas. Rami Innocencio is in London for us and he's gonna walk. which countries are considering deposing the royals. Raimi, good morning.

Good morning. Queen Elizabeth's death has cracked open the gates of criticism of the Crown. As for those countries in question, they're all former British colonies with tragic histories of slavery. From Australia to the Bahamas, cannons boomed across the Commonwealth as thousands of miles away, Charles was proclaimed

King. Head of the Commonwealth.

of the faith.

But parts of the realm are restless. Jamaica's prime minister told Prince William to his face the country would be moving on from the monarchy with a referendum expected by 2025.

Bye.

Protesters had also demanded an apology and reparations for Britain's role in the slave trade. What is the biggest scar on Jamaica because of the United Kingdom?

of Jamaica is the scar, right?

Kai Hindi Andrews is the UK's first professor of black studies.

was the one company that enslaved more Africans than any other company in the entire world. I mean the monarchy cannot be separated uh from slavery at all.

But countries can separate themselves from the monarchy.

From the darkest days of our past. And the appalling atrocity of slavery Which forever stains our history.

Like the tiny West Indies island of Barbados last November, when then Prince Charles congratulated one of the realms on breaking away and becoming the world's newest republic. A new president inaugurated, replacing then Queen Elizabeth as head of state.

As a descendant of slaves I'm aware of of a very difficult and troubled history.

Wesley Kerr is a royal historian and points out the British Empire is long gone. But to survive, the British monarchy needs to mix tradition and modernity.

I'm gonna count the millions of people out on the streets this week. I'm going to count the millions of people at the Jubilee. So I see no sign of of the monarchy being in trouble.

Oh my god, most normal Britons, dude. What the fuck? The r the least cucked British people go save the fucking coin is the black ju bruv is the platinum jubilee Man that's crazy

I'm dressed like that now, watching your stream in the queue, show some respect.

UK still think monarchy is gonna make them money or some shit? No, dude. Dude, Versailles brings in more money. And we know what the fucking French did, okay? No, there is no that that argument is bullshit. They take significantly more in funds than they actually create. The zoo makes more fucking money than Buckingham Palace. It's bullshit. That's not real. It's just that it it's literally just the way things are. Okay? People hate change. Sometimes it's as simple as that.

People don't like change. They like uh the the the level of comfort that it offers them, you know what I mean? That things are things are somehow good and uh they are the same.

A recent poll in the UK found support for the monarchy slipped 13 points in the past 10 years, with youth support dropping the most, from nearly two out of three to one out of three.

The monarchy has lost its relevance. People are really suffering financially.

We have

That's what I'm talking about, though. Asanabi aids in fucking England. Rise up, mate. Rise the fuck up, mate! That's what I'm talking about. The younger generations in the UK, they know that at the top of the hour there's a sixty second ad break and they've already taken the necessary precautions against it, right? They've done it. They've fucking done it. They've subscribed for five quid or four quid'cause it's September.

They've gotten gifted subs if they're lucky. Here's the one minute outbreak now.

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The monarchy anymore.

I would completely disagree because it brings tourists in and we welcome people and we want people to come and see our history.

Banjo publicly came to the support. Public. Yeah, notice thirty three percent, eighteen to thirty four. And then when you probably get up to like sixty year olds, it's like one hundred percent. Because old people love this shit. Old people love it. They love this shit. They don't want change.

Got it, Ramirez. As much loved and revered as the Queen was.

Yeah.

Was and is there are still some people that say there need to be some changes. It'll be interesting to see what King Charles does of anything.

It seems likely that there will be more realms that will detach and become independent, but it seems unlikely that the UK is gonna do away with what is a huge branding bonanza. There is a lot of tourism involved in in visiting the royal residences.

We turn out to The latest on the high stakes transition of power happening in England as King Charles begins his reign and it

I'm not gonna lie, it was It is a little disappointing seeing American media also go along with like the monarchist lies and and the monarchist lines just like repeating it across the board instead of reading them to filth and doing like touchdown dances. on top of the British royal graves, you know what I mean? It I I really thought the media would be doing a little bit better because this is an opportunity what do Americans love?

US didn't do slavery. My friend What do you think I why do you think I used the Russian example? What you think the United States didn't unjustifiably do inhumane? uh uh invasions of other countries. Of course they did, just like Russia. And actually, as a matter of fact, pound for pound, way worse than Russia because we have a way more global capture. That's my point. But everybody was like, look, Russia's bad. Because they were being bad, right?

And inherits the massive fortune of the crown, tax-free. Chief Foreign Correspondent Ian Pannell has the latest outside Buckingham Palace. Ian, good morning.

Yeah, good morning wits. The eyes of much of the nation are now focused here in the capital and those final few days until the Queen is buried. But attention is turning as you suggest. not just to her legacy, but also to what she leaves behind financially in a country that's very much in the midst of economic pain. With the crown Charles inherits great responsibility but

Is there a big Twitch event happening or something? Why? Because you see that there's only twenty five thousand people in here while I'm spitting hot fire. Yes, there is. Uh there is a a League of Legends tournament that OTK is putting together. That's why.

Great wealth.

King Charles.

Charles III is in line for a double inheritance as a son and as a monarch.

That's it.

No, there is no drama.

is value for money, monarchists are.

At least not that I know of. I never know when there's drama. Like you guys inform me of the drama when there is drama.

that they bring in money through tourism, Republicans argue that that's not really measurable and that there are

Wait, is there

to find their way into the public purse if we didn't have a moniking.

The new king now has three main sources of wealth. The sovereign grant, money the UK Treasury gives the Crown to fulfil its royal duties. Last year the Queen received fifty-seven million dollars, the family's private wealth, the full extent, a closely guarded secret. Then the Duchy of Lancaster. A private estate of land property and assets, the monarch receives its annual profit.

I cannot help but feel the weight of the

However big his inheritance, King Charles isn't legally obliged to pay tax on it, unlike everyone else in Britain, who are liable to pay forty percent tax.

As king, Charles is exempt from inheritance tax on money he receives from the queen, even when it comes to personal. And I think at a time like this when a lot of people are struggling, when you're talking about someone with such wax

Oh no, I went on LSF. Oh no, there is fucking hella drama. Oh no. Oh Jesus fucking Christ. Is Lazan looking into the void? I did see it. I did see the void. Spin and see her try to jump coots during mogul money drama expose. Dude, that's fucked up.

Idiot, why did you do that? But Death N XC broke up but people are making it a way bigger deal than it is. Yeah, I see. I see what the fuck's happening here.

God damn, I really am not a fucking Twitch animal. I swear to God.

Motherfuckers wanted this. I thought that was a long time ago, lol. Don doesn't usually cover breakup drama anyways, right, boss? Yeah, no.

Man, no need to dirty your hands. Yeah, no, I'm not. I'm not touching that. I'm not touching that with a fucking ten foot pole, motherfucker. Change your kind about King Charles if he started twitch streaming asking for an old friend. Would I change my mind? Yes. You know me, I always love defending uh big streamers, which is why of course I have uh time and time again uh both defended X QC when he needs uh when I think that it is like

Son as eating ex like no other? No man. No. I'm always gonna do the same shit that I've always done. Okay? It's not about even friendships or anything like that. First of all, friends are supposed to be able to call out friends when they think that they're doing something really fucked up or wrong.

If you have a problem with that, then you are not looking for friends. You're looking for sycophants.

Also I ran the top of the hour outbreak. Chatters. But on Twitter from an alt? But why? Why say anything at all? But on Twitter from an all what do you mean, dude? I've li what you think I haven't openly had a conversation with XC about gambling? Are you fucking brain diseased? Twelve month subscriber? Did you not watch? It had happened on camera? I have not tried to talk to you off camera too. The fuck, you fucking idiot. God damn, dude. Y'all are so fucking stupid. Holy shit.

Okay, let's get back to the Queen, Brav. We're not talking about drama. The real drama is the Queen, yeah.

But today even the younger royals are getting richer. Prince William, who's now the Prince of Wales and the Duke of Cornwall, will receive money from the Duchy of Cornwall. It's one of the UK's largest.

I think it's such a funny fucking take, by the way. Just the idea that there is something called a duchy. It's kinda funny. I don't know. Thanks the army is that you're a political Andy to you calling him a gamba addict, which is true. Yeah, I don't really care.

Real estate.

For years, the Duchy has also bankrolled the lifestyle of the next in-line Windsors, including Prince William and Kate and Harry and Meghan for a time. But this change of the Royal Guard coming when times are tough for millions in the UK.

Thank you.

The energy crisis and soaring inflation hitting the pockets of British taxpayers. Some taking issue with taxpayer dollars supporting the monarchy and their lifestyle.

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quite wealthy already. I don't see why they're not going to be able to do

My taxes.

Well, Charles may have been waiting in the wings longer than any other monarch, but he hasn't had the same level of scrutiny that is now that he's now about to face. I think not just of his finances, but every single thing that he says and does. Once again, last night. Caught on camera losing his cool, proving once more that filling the void left by the Queen is just gonna be tough. Guys.

Yeah, it's gonna be tough, mate. It's gonna be tough, mate. New robbery trend known as jugging?

Beef.

follows you out of the banker ATM, then robs you. Law enforcement issues warn the crime is on the rise. Air Rush F here with a story.

Good morning to you guys, and I'm sure you guys can relate to this. Anyone who has ever withdrawn money from an ATM or from the bank may have had that paranoid feeling. You know that you're walking around now

Guys, there's a new type of crime. It's called It's called stealing money from someone. That's crazy, man. I can't believe that there is this guys. As you know, the old type of crime was when you never stole money from someone. There's a new type of crime where they're stealing money from people. It's a new meta, very new. No one has ever done this before.

Stealing money too. Yeah. New new one they just dropped, dude.

Now we're driving with cash. Well now authorities say they're seeing a spike in those jugging crimes and they're warning you not to let your guard. This morning, authorities with an urgent warning about a sharp rise in what they're calling jugging. Criminals lying in wait while unsuspecting victims get money out of an ATM or bank. And then following them to another location and robbing them. In Austin, Texas, police say they're seeing a surge with A.

Eighty four were

Cases just since January and more than half a million dollars in stolen property so far. The other suspect driving the car.

As the victim entered her home, thrown to the ground and drug across pavement, uh trying to maintain her possessions.

She was treated at the hospital for her injuries. Three days later, Austin police say it happened again.

How's it different than mugging? It's not. It literally is. Like people just wait for you to fucking take cash out. It's the best time to fucking steal money from someone when you know they have money. So you just fucking camp out on an ATM and then uh wait until they're alone so you go and and fucking steal the money because you know they have money that they just took out of the ATM. That's it. I work in the ATM industry ETM industry and I've literally never heard of this term.

New type of crime just dropped called hitting a lick, which is when someone is robbed at gunpoint, and then the robber leaves, more at eleven. There's a hot new type of crime called sliding. That is when you do a drive by shooting with a gun on what the kids are calling the opposition. Find out more at seven.

Ha ha ha.

They're saying that the block is hot.

I literally rob people as they're leaving ATMs and I've never heard of jugging in my life. Shut the fuck up, dude.

Okay.

This is a classic song from two thousand five, Jug and finessing.

That's right. This classic song from 2015, what did they know?

As you can see in the song Plug by Rich the Kid featuring Kodak Black and Playboy Cardi. All the way back in 2015, they knew about this new crime that was going to make its way in 2022.

How did they know?

Ayi ay. They're gonna use it in court?

Yeah, did you see the PMB Rock died? He got robbed at Roscoe's. I don't know why people don't understand that Look. TMB Rock getting uh robbed and and uh killed at Roscoe Chicken and Wovels is a really sad story, but it's also a tale as old as time itself.

It's just like Or not even twenty fourteen, it was from two thousand seven. Yeah. I mean, but it is like, it is a... Yes, he said that.

The thing is, uh like everybody knows if you wear fucking fat jewelry, people are gonna rob you. What do I always tell the to the fucking weird leftists in my chat that are like, bro, what if they come after you? What if they rob you? And I'm like, what are they gonna take, bro? My fucking my my shitty ass fucking uh uh$10 rings? Like, what are they gonna take? Can't steal the fucking house.

You know what I mean? Like you can't if you have incredibly valuable shit on you that is uh very easily sold that you can fence like that The house, you dumbass. Yeah, bro. People are gonna come in and steal the house. What are they gonna do? Put it in their pocket? You understand that like when you wear jewelry, that is incredibly easy to fucking steal. Snatching a chain is like a a very common thing. Okay, that's a hundred thousand dollars that you can shove in your fucking pocket.

We've talked about this so many fucking times. We've talked about this so many times. I don't know why. People don't know where Manchester and Maine is. He was literally the direct center of the ghetto. I mean, yeah, he's in a bad neighborhood. He is in a very he's in not a great neighborhood. And he's he's walking around with a billboard sign uh at a time when like you know it's super easy to fucking steal that shit. I don't know.

The Gucci shirt. You guys are literally failing. Okay. Stealing Gucci shit from the storefront is infinitely more profitable than stealing my quadruple XL Gucci Hawaiian shirt that motherfuckers don't even know it's Gucci. Hello.

People steal Gucci bags because that's, you know, two grand, three grand. You can fence it for a thousand dollars. There's always an ought there's always a market for it.

Anyway, ultimately people don't fucking steal because they want nice things or whatever. People steal fucking chains because it's a it's a meal ticket. And they end up killing people to do so as well. Which is really fucked up.

Wouldn't people recognize PMB's chain and not buy it? No, I mean there's there's fucking many different ways of fencing something like that. You can sell the diamonds and shit.

Max someone for trying to steal your stuff? Fuck no I wouldn't. What do you mean? If someone was like, Bro, give me your fucking shirt, I would give it to them. If someone is fucking robbing me at gunpoint or at knife point, why the fuck would I fight them? I'd be like, Alright, take it. Have fun. That's insane. And you shouldn't try to fight people either. That's how you get killed.

No hey, sounding a bit victim blamey in this context, arguing with these dummies.

That's the right call. My dad got robbed at knife point and punched a guy. Spoiler, he got stabbed. Exactly. That's it's just so stupid.

Anyway, um

Definitely don't try to do that. Definitely don't don't try to defend yourself. Um Put don't love you is the best advice people need to follow. People get money and want to flex it on people they grew up with that that weren't as lucky. Bro, w uh people are fucking starving out there, dude. They're gonna do whatever the fuck. And uh, you know, one of them is is definitely when you when you are showcasing a an abundance of wealth, people are gonna see that as a easy meal ticket.

Nah, you can fight them if you always have a gun weapon with you at all times, like my friend's father. What? No, dude. What? No, you can't. It's still not right, obviously. I'm just giving you why this thing giving you the reasons as to why these things happen.

So pistol duel your assailant. Yeah, definitely don't do that. But no one who isn't like no one who is in a good situation is out there literally robbing someone with a fucking gun. Okay?

Out here how's not here acting like he didn't learn all this about stealing from playing No Pixel Lamau. Yeah, dude. I definitely learned everything about fencing and and theft from No Pixel, the Grand Theft Auto roleplay server. Yes.

At this point with all the crime and lack of law enforcement doing anything, I support vigilantism. The fuck do you mean? What are you gonna start popping off on random people, dumbass? What do you mean vigilantism? This isn't the Wild West, bro. You're gonna get fucking clapped. You're not John Wick. You're gonna get murdered like super easily and super quickly.

The suspect has been arrested. And last month, Jim Ostrander says he was followed after making a large cash withdrawal from a bank. While paying for gas, a suspect smashed his car window to steal cash from inside the vehicle.

My entire month salary gone in a split second. I I'm right now I'm speechless. I still don't even know what to say or think or do about it. These guys are dangerous.

And it's not just Texas. In Alabama in July, two men followed the driver of a pickup truck after he cashed his check at the bank and went to a nearby convenience store. Surveillance video shows one of the suspects breaking into the window of the truck and taking the cab. Right.

I can't understand why they're making this seem like this is a new thing. I mean this is literally just a normal part of Normal and unfortunate part of existing in a city. This is a normal and unfortunate part of like living i in the real world, like the fuck. They just took like crime

I don't think robbing is normal. Dude, it literally happens every fucking day. Whether you don't think it's normal or not doesn't change the reality that it is a normal part of everyday existence. For the record, I'm not saying it's a good thing. Obviously it's not, it's a bad thing. Okay, it's a bad thing that needs to be solved. But of course, there is always two ways to solve it, which is by being like

victim of one of these crimes, remember nothing is more important than your life. Surrender your belongings.

Always good to be there, Ariel. Thanks so much.

I work with public defenders. People don't do crime for no reason. It's either one for necessity or two because they're little kids with nothing else to do. Crime is not a consequence of moral failure. Yeah.

It happens in a f

Smash and grab thieves steal personal

Brazen thieves busting out car windows, stealing anything they can carry. Sometimes even the car Police data shows that over 10,000 cars were stolen in the city in the past year. That's an average of 27 cars stolen every day. Megan Tappley should know. How many times has your car been stolen?

Five times.

Your car was stolen five times.

Bro, what the fuck? What is happening? How has your car been stolen five times? What the fuck? It's called jugging and they're doing it to cars.

Yeah.

We decided to put this truck out as bait and leave some tempting items inside.

I love these fucking oh my god. Inside edition, business insider are just like they're literally doing Uh what is it Johnny salads like the guy who drank his own piss type fucking things like taking a MAGA car into the hood like they're doing bake. They're putting bait crimes? So f uh they're doing bait cars and shit.

In this$300 speaker, we're going to hide another GPS tracker. And place this Apple AirTag tracker in this high end purse. We paid 20 bucks to park our pickup in this gas station lot in downtown Portland. But what the would-be thieves don't know is that I'm watching the scene below from the sixth floor of the swanky hotel.

This swanky hotel.

Also below more cameras. Now watch as this guy starts scoping out the truck. On the street corner, he procures a special tool called a glass.

Yeah.

Then he strikes.

It's happening.

What's happening?

Okay.

Damn bro, this dude is failing to break this by the way. Holy shit.

Passenger window doesn't

Break.

He's hit it like eight times, it's not breaking.

Undeterred, he comes back for a second try. And boy is he persistent.

It's chipping out, it's chipping.

Four, twenty-five times altogether.

Yeah.

He's got the fucking smokes in his mouth and shit. That's so funny. It's just like

Yeah.

He didn't even take the broad daylight, not even fucking hiding his face. What the fuck? What are you doing, bro?

Until the glass finally breaks, but he still can't get to our purse inside. So he smashes away with his elbow.

Hello.

Broad daylight, no one's doing anything.

Put his hands on it! He put his hand on the glass. What do you what the fuck's this guy doing?

Okay, he's got the purse.

And calmly strolls off with his accomplice. So here's the GPS for the air tech. Okay, the signal says our purse should be here. The GPS leads us to this apartment. But there's no sign of him or the purse for now. But look who we do spot milling around out front. The smash and grabbers accomplice. We saw you on camera, where's your friend?

You took off.

Do you typically steal stuff out of people's trucks?

Uh I'm not gonna answer that.

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Wow.

Look what happened to our truck's window. That guy was

Or she's so excited. She's so stung, you're like, Wow! Wow, poggers. Oh, what the fuck? No way, dude.

No, th we didn't watch this. This is a new segment.

Committed

Bro, this is what like this is what the media does. They're like, look, we put out a bait cart with cash in it. And it worked.

Portland is wild. I lived there a decade ago. Went to the Saveway to get a sandwich as soon as the door opens. I saw a guy get murdered.

Getting into the truck and stealing that purse. We never got our purse back. Now that you've been the victim of this kind of crime five times, what's the solution?

I would recommend getting a kill switch installed or an alarm system.

Welcome to America. That ain't a PDX problem. I mean, yeah, this shit does happen. Um, the setup of this cost enough to help this homie for a month? I mean, at least he got to steal it. Hopefully he got to sell it too. He made out, dude. He made out like a bandit. Broad daylight face very easily recognizable. He just stole it, threw the fucking Apple tag and moved on. He literally got away with it.

Has Azon seen this?

Yeah, no, I I did already see this. Yes. We covered this this morning.

You shouldn't be leaving anything out in your car in any big city in the United States, one hundred percent.

I mean that guy I I don't think he's ever stolen before. That dude sucked at stealing, dude.

Ha ha ha.

He was so bad at theft, it was wild.

At this point, like I've talked so many fucking times about uh how to deal with this issue. Right? I I've talked about it so many fucking times and it just seems to it's never gonna change.

Don't watch that melon meme, it's a vid.

Um wait, is the Melon meme of uh the Melon video a meme? All right, I'll just say like this, okay? I'll say this about Melantony Fantano. As far as I understand, Mellon Boy had some things to say Yeah. Drake's uh album.

Ha

He's Internet's busiest music nerd. I don't usually I don't usually listen to music, but I love Anthony. He's great. He's a good boy. I like him. And anyway, uh what did he say? What what did he call Dre's latest? Wasn't it like uh I think he said something along in his other channel. Oh, the needle drop is his review channel. Do see, this is how little I fucking know about music, dude.

Melan Boyd says Drake's honestly never mind. Isn't good. Okay?

The noodle drop. You don't know his channel name? No, I do know the channel name. Okay, so ultimately, originally, Mellon Boy In the funniest uh in the funniest way uh possible, turns out uh and and posts a fake DM. Mellon gives Drake's album not a great fucking uh review. Drake doesn't like it. Drake DMs Mellon, but we don't know this yet. Mellon actually posts a fake DM from Drake.

Uh

The fucking meme recipe and been like, yeah, I did say that. Lol. Like Anthony Fantano made a joke about the the fact that Drake himself got so fucking mad that he DM'd him basically telling him to kill himself, but in like the lamest way possible. Okay. And he DM'd him at fucking midnight with like the worst way possible. He said Rap superstar Drake is feuding with internet's busiest music nerd, YouTube music cr uh music critic Anthony Fantano.

Drake DM me! Drake DM me! Look at me!

I'm gonna link the DMs myself on my own story. That'll show him that'll show him.

in his feelings, as he does tend to be because that is his nature, that is his vice Uh he was in his feelings Wednesday night, very late into the evening. I was in this garage lifting some weights. The weights are right over there. I was lifting those weights uh when I caught a DM request from Champagne Poppy himself.

Why is Drake messaging me? I'm not 18 years of age. That's kind of weird. That's the first thing I was thinking about. Second thing I was thinking was that this Man is familiar enough with me to know my rating system, which is kind of odd, seems a little obsessed. Um there's that. Uh the other thing that I was thinking is that uh why did he say the light one thing twice?

Oh, no!

I'm smoking solo dope. If I wanted a good insult in my inbox, he would have had to have paid somebody else to come in and do it. On top of that, just how sad, how sad, how unfortunate that a little

He provoked them, he's shooting. What do you mean, bro? What shooting him with what? A nerf gun? The fuck? A blunderbuss? Drake is Canadian, bro. He doesn't have shooters.

What are you talking about? Like he's gonna write a dude, I hope at least we know Drake only pops off when he can, you know, get ghostwriters on a diss track. Let's be real. If there is a diss track that comes out of this, at least like there will be some good Drake again. Okay?

Drake telling Fantano to kill himself wasn't very Canadian of him. Yeah, I know.

Tiny. music reviewer um who I'm literally just giving my opinions on music. Whether it's good, whether it's bad, whether it's whatever. Yeah, follow me, follow me, follow me. Hit me with those follows. I deserve it because Fantano gets the W today. I thought to myself uh uh after reading these DMs and being quite disappointed in their quality.

That comment about wifing a black woman was also super weird. I mean it's Drake, of course it was super weird. Like the thing is, it's not like Drake is known for being cool and not weird. No, he's known for being fucking weird. So yeah. Of course, he was doing weird whack shit. He's always been goofy as fuck. Now the one thing you can't do, okay, the one thing you cannot do is make bad music.

Remember Dre got bullied into fatherhood by Pusha T? Then where is why is Drake on top? Answer that bud.

Um...

Critics are vultures who produce nothing. I mean they do produce content. Turns out Turns out that content is triggering enough for Drake or he cares enough. He didn't like he didn't just go, oh man, another fucking dumbass music critic that uh didn't like the album that I put out. Especially because his last album wasn't that good. How are you gonna fucking sit here and act like how are you going to sit here and act like this isn't incredible content that Anthony Fantano has basically given us?

Thinking like should I fire back? Should I say something? No.

I'm gonna leave-

Eve. All the other thirsty in my DM. Another angry b

Last album wasn't C L B. No, I'm not even I'm not even considering the last last album. I was talking about C L B before uh getting into the the Bofi hip hop, uh, you know, or the the fucking you know, 2007 uh Ibiza greatest hits over Drake's like old unearthed uh uh you know never before used uh uh bars.

I don't need another one. I don't need another. I don't need I don't need another one. one there's already so many So I said I'm gonna leave Drake on red, which I did. I left Drake on red just like so many women from the past. I'm just I'm just one more. But I thought how can I make content out of it? And how can I do a silly willy little troll? Because that's the

That's awesome. You wanna know what my actual take is on the on the Drake's last album and the reason why he's reacting this way? Well one, because he's like super thin skinned and kinda crazy. Like kinda weird. Um I think for the first time with like the the nineties like dance music, the 2000 like early 2000 era dance music, he tried to do something different, but he patched it up.

You know what I mean? Because like look, when you're when you're in an artistic creative field and you put yourself out there and you try something different, if you work really hard on it, especially, if you work really hard on it especially, uh, you know, and people don't like it, then it sucks. Like it it probably makes you feel really bad. I don't think he worked really hard on the album. It came literally way too quickly after his previous album.

The album was somehow different and paint by the numbers generic. It's comedic how bad he failed. Yes, that is a perfect way to put it.

Proud Drake Stan, I don't give a fuck. Dude won't artist of the decade for a reason. He's literally chart wise the biggest artist that has ever lived. Keep hating. Mehmarek. Okay, bro, I mean it's fine. Like I I listen to Drake's music. I like Drake. Like music at least. You know what I mean? It's not like Like writing for the fucking uh uh you know, biggest artist uh one artist a decade uh guy, it doesn't make you unique. You know that, right?

It literally felt like he just gave his junk a cappella folder to some sound cloud producer and said, Fuck it, do whatever. Yeah, I mean

not just a music reviewer, I'm not just a melon, I'm also a big

trouble.

So I said I'm gonna do a video on my YouTube channel. YouTube.com slash Fantano, follow today. I see six thousand people watching. I better see f six thousand new subscriptions to that f YouTube channel.

So I said what am I gonna do? That video is going to be caught up. Drake slid into my DMs. I'm gonna come on camera. I'm gonna say Drake DM'd me. Oh my god, Christmas.

Crazy.

Uh d he DM'd me. Oh what what did he DM me? So I I go to the DM and I read out uh

Loki to say that an artist didn't work hard on an album, not knowing a lot of music or the process of making it is kind of a steep take. Bro, it you're when you're at fucking Drake's level, dude, come on. What do you mean? He's literally one of the most notable, most famous, most successful fucking artists of all time. What the fuck are you talking about?

Even if he's doing even if I didn't realize we were doing a bad take Friday law I guess.

Literally did Pat Woss. Yeah, I mean he is. He is a culture vulture.

A a a doctor DM where I just sort of

Read.

Yeah.

Cookie recipe. Which I thought was funny. It was a funny little sh post, just a funny little troll. Which everybody who has a brain in the comments of that video saw it as just like a silly s a silly sh post.

It was totally made up.

Yeah.

Nobody with a brain. I honestly think that Drake would DM me in the middle of the night to send me a vegan cookie recipe.

What do you work?

Craving to the millennial Drake fans because you are one? No, I just dude, music, like all other forms of art, is is still entirely objective in the way that you consume it. And I think top forty is basically scientific at this point. It's not necessarily the same kind of like uh art that you would consider other like independent artists doing. Uh it's just top forty is literally like

Do you see what I'm saying?

We would think that. No one would think that. So it was me kind of telling the truth, but also kind of lying because I wasn't really leaking a DM nor was I really saying anything that like, you know, was honestly like the case. I mean, Drake didn't send me a cookie recipe, he sent me some weird salty

Because he literally unironically showed Drake in a more positive light by doing that. And then Drake, being the most Drake a person on the fucking planet, turned around and was like, nah, I'm actually super petty and like literally a child.

Anyway, you've been killing it with these ad ambushes? Yeah. I do it for myself. Nobody would have even thought that Drake actually DM' Fantano. Yeah. People would have been like, oh, it's fake. It's not fake. Whatever. It would have been like one fucking half viral video.

But then he turned around and did the funniest thing you could possibly do, which is leak your own DMs to 110 million Instagram uh followers.

Grubby white guy, thank you for the five get to the subs, allowing five people to no longer see the ads.

Oh he's talking all

My DM. Drake D

Just like right here. But I'm not gonna do that because I think that's funny. I think it's funny that he thinks of me. That's hilarious. It's humorous. It's comedy. Um so

I thought

But the only people who would know the joke is him. And that would be fine. Wouldn't that be cute? Wouldn't that be funny to have a little inside joke between friends, between buddies, between guys who DM each other? Wouldn't that be good? Wouldn't that be cool?

But Drake

Given his impulsive childish nature, he couldn't he couldn't keep the joke a secret. Come on, dude. Come on, dude, you leaked your own DMs onto the internet. That's sad, that's pathetic.

Pathetic.

I really hope Drake uh it continues with this. Like I hope there's more to it than this.

I don't even have a million.

followers.

How do you let me get under your skin like that? I'm not even talking about you personally, like I am right now, but like when I'm talking about your music or doing little meme.

It's... I'm not sure.

I'm not up at night DMing the people.

people.

making fun of me on the internet. Like, what the f So I just thought it would be No gag between him and me. I thought like maybe worse comes to worst. He would DM me back and be like, I I didn't say that.

but that was

Kind of funny, cool, you know, what whatever. Let's be friends. Um, but instead he's like

He didn't let me have my angry reaction. He didn't let me have my oh no. Look at me drinking. I'm gonna link the DMs myself on my own story.

Drake was like, I'd rather be known as a petty bitch than a fucking vegan dog. Fuck you. He said, oh, you're gonna tell the world I'm vegan? Guess what, dude? Not on my fucking watch. Okay, fuck you.

Yeah.

I don't know about I don't know about no fucking vegan cookies, bitch. That's soy. I'm not in on that. I'm not into that shit. You're ruining my street cred.

That'll show him that'll show him.

kidding me it's a joke it's a joke this is a clown show this is a clown show

Um Too funny.

Too funny. Too too funny.

Um

So the weirdest people, the weirdest people are the people who like come in and be like, Drake owned you. Or oh you're so salty, Drake owned you. It's like Dude, you just a stan, I guess, like you have no way of like adequately analyzing the situation.

Wait, someone made Drake's vegan cookies? No shot.

Tano here.

No we don't really see eye to eye.

Either and vanilla uh beating until well. Add in the coconut milk.

Motherfucker tagged Austin Ox, bro.

Insults do a vegan shit post is so good. My icon, even better that Drake got so mad. Fuck you, Austinox. Even better that Drake got so mad at people thinking. Uh he sent Fantano a cookie recipe that he decided to screenshot his insults and post it onto a story to a hundred and nineteen million followers.

I'm a liar, I'm a liar

Please play this with a drink.

Never w okay, listen, I you know y I know you haven't, but for the other people who are watching

Have you ever

Says that.

I'm saying you just driving at night, Drake comes on

Okay, okay.

The lyrics.

Okay, listen.

I w I will admit

I w I w I will admit

that when if you're reading this it's too late came out, I I did go on a couple Drake and drives.

Okay. Yeah.

It was

It was like

Driving It was like driving to any other kind of music I liked.

Uh

Oh, that's so funny. He's like he's dying. He's like unironic, like no shot.

Sous-titres par Juanfrance Well you

Wait, wait, wait.

Never heard like the joke like you Drake and drive and end up at your ex's, like driving past your exes. You never heard that?

No, I I've I've I've not I've not heard that. N Drake has never made me want to drive my ex's.

Yeah.

Like

Who should teach you the distract sampling the part of Melon's head? Instagram live where he said you can avoid the top of the hour ad by purchasing a subscription. That's crazy that he said that, but I already ran it. Drake's number one stands on the main are, I'm not gonna lie, not making him look better. You got Los Pollos on the one hand, and then DJ Academics on the other. It's just not it's just not a good look. Okay, here.

Kendrick he said he's smoking a top What top five you smoking okay?

Kendrick!

Five is drop! DRIKE! DRIKE! DRIKE! DRIKE!

doing a shit, nigga. You just talking a whole lot of shit for no fucking reason. I just want to know what all these niggas is talking about. Drake is

That's a fact of school.

Did he fall?

A certified mid at 3 AM CLB mid as fuck.

What y'all think he's dreaming about?

Wait there!

Mm-hmm.

Will he wake up before this song ends? No! I don't even know if it's not-

The fact that he got that Drake bar at the top make the screenshot ten X

Ha ha

Huh.

Dreaming about bad baby? Uh Oh That's a all-time great dude. That's

Anthony Light One Fantana. Another celeb V the internet news did you see Cardi B's beefing with a fucking Twitter meme account? Yeah, Kira. Which by the way was featured in the previous DJ Academics meme as well, his older account. Um I did see that. Uh I don't know the exact details of Cardi B's like assault at the strip club or whatever. But I did see that Uh what was it? Cure won't miss, right? Yeah.

I mean there it's uh He said the fact that she's not in jail yet is wild to me about Cardi B. But I do like By the way. Um breaking I'm Cardi B pleads guilty to assault in the third degree and reckless endangerment in the second degree for her role in a 2018 assault of two sisters at a strip club in Queens. Um, Cardi admitted to paying an acquaintance 5k to beat up a woman who worked at the club. And uh wow, trash take, bruh. Yeah, I know. I I know, I know, I know uh trash take.

For the record, here that I mean, immediately people went with it. Child rape, I mean, I'm not even gonna fucking read it, okay? But this is not a real tweet.

This is not a real tweet. In defense of of Cure Won't Miss, I'm pretty sure this is not a real tweet. Doesn't really matter. People have already went on with the Uh, with that, the cock one is real though. This the imagine if men had to breastfeed babies using their cocks. This one is a real tweet that he he put out there. Um, but the other one is not. This is not a real tweet. I'm not gonna read it.

Um

So yeah, music stands on Twitter are lunatics. Yes, I know. I know that they are.

And Cardi B Uh Cardi B blasted him back. With the imagine if men had to breastfeed babies using their cocks. Which actually is, I'm pretty sure, a real tweet from Kira.

Motherfucker makes the most lukewarm quote retweets and has their 10K boss to like it and retweet it so it gets momentum.

Why Cardi B got him whacked? Two sisters have accused Cardi B of ordering physical attacks on them after the rapper accused one of the women of sleeping with her husband offset, according to T M Z.

Wait, why are you guys saying foreshadowing? What? Because I said What did I say that I I I I didn't touch the subject matter in in any

Ordering a hit on a girl for sleeping with your husband? Yeah, no, no. That's unacceptable. That's not acceptable. I'm not saying it is. And also on top of that, um, you know, she should suffer the punishment for it.

For the record, um, you know, I but I still do like Cardi B. Do that make sense?

Barbs and Cardi stands are beefing, so be careful. I'm not touching anything.

Women and rap are held to a different standard cause the young thug was ordering hits on people and most are saying free him. I think there is a there is well, I mean I'm saying free him as well, but also I'm saying free Cardi as well. So I think I have a even handed approach on this. That's what I'm saying. Close the door to black people's business right now.

What a world we live in that barbs and cardi stands are beefing. Be careful. This is the worst timeline.

Didn't you say she deserves the punishment? I mean, yeah, if you fucking if you order a hit on someone, yeah, she got like 15 days community service and that's fine. That's great, you know?

That's w that's what I mean. Like that that's it's okay. She did the thing, she did the crime, and then she did the punishment for it. And you know For ordering a hit? No, like it wasn't even a hit. It was just like ass beating. I think. Right? Isn't that what it is? Isn't that what it was?

I mean the the other part of it that's weird is that like you're beating the ass of like a rant of a woman that cheated Uh a woman that had sex with your husband and not like, you know, dealing with it with your husband. You know what I mean? That's It was assault.

Uh huh.

It was assault. That's what it was. It was not a attempted murder, I don't think.

Like it seems like the appropriate avenue in that situation is just like I don't know. things off with your husband instead of hiring someone to beat the shit out of the The other lady.

Not assault just ass beating, let's be clear. I mean that is what it is.

Why is nobody mentioning that she went on IG Live years ago and bragged about how she used a drug and robbed men? Um, yeah, I don't know. Uh I don't know about that.

I don't know enough about Cardi B's background. But I do know that uh Cardi B now is You know, uh uh Pretty vocal politically. It's hard for me to hate on someone that puts herself out there like that. Like recognizes her working class background, is a big Bernard brother. I'm just I'm admitting it. Like I I don't really listen to music that much, but having said that. Yeah, poverty makes people do fucked up shit.

A lot of people took that as a gas queen moment. No, I don't think so. Half of these Twitter stands have not touched poverty. I think Cardi has matured in the past few years being a mom and all.

I don't think she's a perfect uh a beacon of honesty and goodness in any meaningful capacity. But

Talk about the shitty things they used to do and Cardi's no different. We say the same for a man drug and women. First of all, don't fucking do the whole oh, is it the same role reversal bullshit? I've talked about fucking forgiveness and rehabilitation a lot. So I don't know what you're talking about. It's likely that Kira's just an insult. I mean, he's a funny uh no, I think Kira Kira won't miss is a is a funny Twitter account. I see his tweets pop off every now and then.

Musicians and rappers. No, I mean like musicians across the board and rappers in general as well. Have done Brother rappers that openly rap about killing people and selling drugs. The fuck is Chad on about?

Grow up rub and was a sex worker, turned into an international music star and remained down with the impoverished and working class. She broke the law and should pay the consequences, but that's it. We're all about rehabilitation. Yes.

Wanna be mad at stuff? Interest rate is going up in two weeks. Rent is over the top high, and there's no inventory on homes. What the fuck?

Thoughts on lawmakers trying to pass stuff to keep rap lyrics out of court cases? I'm fully on board with that. I think that if you're a good prosecutor or a good DA, you should be able to fucking put an airtight case out there if the person that you are

I don't agree with that at all. One hundred percent.

Oh fuck the rappers are literally getting away with murders and they turn around and play victim. Um what do you mean play victim? I think it's really, really, really fucking uh it's really loose, loose affiliation, especially like Gunna, for example, to say that like, oh, you're a part of a criminal organization now because you threw up gang signs. Which are literally the the uh which are literally like the fucking record label. You know what I mean? That's crazy.

Mr Hassan, you're raised because I said so? Yeah.

Nah, the YSL shoot is more serious than music lol. Yeah, that's why I mentioned Gunna and not fucking Young Thug. And if you're a young thug, don't fucking rent a car with your name if that car is going to be used on a drive by shooting.

That's crazy. That's like, you know, probably not a good thing to do. I'm just saying. That was not a good thing to do.

Yeah.

Or continue to like piss on the graves of the people that you may or may not have allegedly facilitated a execution on or uh shot at. And continue to antagonize the people, uh like have your people continue to antagonize the people that you shot at. I don't know. I feel like that's not a good way to do some of these things.

I'm just saying, although I do think that, you know, maybe a mulligan is in order in this situation. It's just not a great way to do those uh sorts of things. I feel like you will go to jail for that. But having said all that, there was enough evidence to implicate him in multiple crimes. Whereas uh a a

Whereas, you know, the additional charges brought upon every single person because of loose affiliations. That's a little crazy.

Being up in rappers' business's academics move. I mean, I I think I have a dramatically different uh uh approach to this kind of subject matter than DJ Academics does.

I'm about just not doing horrible things, period. I mean, yeah, that's such a easy solution, man. Thank you. Do you feel fucking uh, you know, morally superior now that you put that out there? Do you not why do we even talk about crime manifesting as a con as a as a consequence of the social conditions that you're subjected to? Uh, I don't know. Oh, are you homeless? How about get a house forehead?

Young Thug is not a manifestation of social conditions. He's a multimillionaire capitalist playing murder games. Yeah, dude. Imagine thinking that Young Thug just uh was out the womb of fucking millionaire. What are you fucking stupid? Are you are you insane? Did you just really unironically say Young Thug is a multimillionaire capitalist doing uh murder games. What the fuck?

How do you think he he you know became a multimillionaire uh you know record label owner and artist?

I mean I'm sorry, but like a after a certain point like It does kinda feel like uh Chad's just in their Fife's and not really thinking about it with like a like a broader But he owns a record label that's being a capitalist now. Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? He wasn't born with a record label, dude.

And his record label, much like many of these record labels, is just another means of uplifting people in his immediate vicinity, in his community.

At this point, people are 100% pretending there is no way. Yeah, I don't understand. I think people just think that like Young Thug came from a fucking mid-century modern Connecticut ass fucking Mick Mansion like they did. You know what I mean? And then decided to do murders and stuff.

And that's all you know, sometimes you continue doing a dumb and fucked up shit like that.

Owning a record label is absolutely capitalism. What are you talking about? Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking die. That's not the point, dude. What the fuck are you talking about?

Okay.

When a person born into fucking dire poverty caused by systemic racism is able to fucking lift himself up by those fucking bootstraps that don't really necessarily exist and build a record label in order to uplift his fucking friends and immediate people in his vicinity. That's a little bit different than like, you know

Twitch is uh restricting my free speech to say some of the words that I want to say about some of the chatters in the chat. I will not be saying those words because I got banned for saying those words, but you sound like Some of those words right now.

Don't understand why people in the chat claim to be fans and then gaslight Hassan. I think people just love debating. Problem is the product of the environment argument doesn't work when you're no longer forced in uh to into that environment. Bro, what are you talking about? That was still very much in his environment.

That was you you don't just like become uh you don't uh magically just go, all right, all my fucking friends and family, boom, left behind. I have money now.

That's not how that works. Especially when it's all you know. It doesn't make it all right either, by the way. A lot of people see this as like a justification for it or something. I'm not saying it's alright.

That's exactly how money works? No, that's not how money works, man.

It's just a way more complex situation than people make it out to be, especially from their, you know, like I said, McMansions from their mommy and daddy's McMansion from Connecticut. So I'm not gonna have this conversation right now. I've talked about it extensively, numerous times. So I I think it's like silly again to to have this conversation.

Um, the strongest line I ever heard is when you see the youth on the road with guns, don't be surprised they're just copying their leaders.

I'm a janitor. Thanks for telling me about my parents' mansion. Wait, what? I don't understand why motherfuckers come in here and they're like, I'm actually a working class and poor. What what do you think? That's a fucking shield? So you can just say dumbass shit then? Oh shit, man, you're a janitor. Go on, sir. Please run your mouth. Say whatever dumb fucking shit you wanna say about black people, Dan. I didn't realize you were a janitor, my man. Fuck, dude.

What the fuck?

Ha ha ha.

Leftists who hate identity politics are like uh but they'll so quickly be like, dude, I'm fucking janitor, dude. Tell me more.

Anyway, yeah, I'm a janitor plus a minor plus neurodivergent. DNI, please. DNI. DNI. DNI. Oh man. All right, let's look at Dennis Prager.

and saying despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart. How do you respond to her quote? My wife and I love you, Dennis. Love you, Dennis, thank you. Give Otto a scratch for us.

God damn dude. Fucking dogs are so cute.

This is from... Uh oh, Idaho. Okay, that's the man. It was Ottawa's most energetic. By the way, he takes a very long walk with my wife. Believe it or not, this guy uphill.

Uh

I

A uh my reaction to Anne Frank, she wrote that in her diary, the most famous Holocaust document. teenage girl who a Dutch Jewish girl who was hidden hid with her family until they were betrayed. uh by someone uh to the Nazis who then shipped them to death camps and she was uh died in one of the murdered by the Nazis in one of the death camps. She was about sixteen years old, I think, maybe fifteen, I don't know. Diary's very famous. And it gives a face to the to the horror of the Holocaust.

Uh-uh.

It doesn't matter that she wrote it. I don't get uh my wisdom from teenagers. that she was a a a g a wonderful young woman and wrote among the other.

What the fuck? Bro, this is such a funny take dude. The Anne Frank quote is like there's goodness in everyone too. Which is the funniest thing to fucking diss dude Bro, I'm sorry, this is fucking hilarious.

Bro

The last guy that did this is in prison, by the way. His name was Ghazi.

Ha ha ha.

Oh no, dude.

Yeah.

You said people are good. There's goodness in everybody. Not me, motherfucker. Let me tell you. Let me show you. Okay. Oh, you think there's goodness in everyone? Nope. Well, you haven't met me then.

Ha ha ha.

Oh, that's funny.

believably powerful document that will last forever. is beside the point. I don't expect sixteen year olds uh

Bro, he literally's dissing Anne Frank from the grave. What the fuck? That's so funny. Okay, hold on. What set him off right now is this quote.

And Frank is quoted as saying, Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart. How do you respond to her quote?

Dude, that's awesome. That's the quote that set him off, dude.

The quote is despite everything, I think people are good in heart.

What the fuck? He's like, bro, Ant Frank was 16. Fuck does she know?

Oh no.

That's so funny, dude. Come on.

I don't get uh my wisdom from teenagers.

Oh

Oh wow, dude. Oh no. He's like, yeah, me, for example, I'm not a good guy. Okay. No good heart here.

that she was a a a a wonderful young woman and wrote an unbelievably powerful document. That will last forever. is beside the point. I don't expect sixteen year olds, uh unless they grew up in a religious Jewish or Christian home, she d she was a secular Jew.

No he didn't He said Anne Frank was a secular Jew, she was not a good Jew, she was a bad one, dude. Yeah.

Yo

It's I didn't think it was gonna get worse. I gotta run it back. I gotta run it back.

That will last forever is beside the point. I don't expect sixteen year olds. Uh unless they grew up.

You didn't have to qualify. He said, Hey, unless sixteen year olds grew up in a fucking religious household, Christian or Jewish. What is he on right now? He's like And Frank should have prayed to the Jewish gods harder? Like what?

Grew up in a religious, Jewish or Christian home. She d she was a secular Jew. most kids uh believe that. But it is not true. So it it it has never been an issue for me, you know, well, do you disagree with Anne Frank? Well, so what?

Yo, that's crazy. Okay, there's more though. That's not enough. Dennis Prager decided to pop more. Pop off more. Remember this guy wrote When a Woman Isn't in the Mood Part One and When a Woman Isn't In the Mood Part Two, which is of course a two part series about spousal rape and how acceptable it is. Just wanna point that out. So yeah, Anne Frank maybe might sh he might I'm she might have been wrong. Dennis Brager might have just evil in his heart, pure evil. Um

Where is my favorite sign? Yeah, I f I no, that's not it. Uh damn, I threw it away.

Yeah.

That school sign that I saw schoolroom sign that I saw in the New York Times. The world is better because you are in it. I don't know what grade it was. I may assume something like fifth grade. What a stupid message.

What is going on, dude?

Dennis Prager destroys Ann Frank.

That's awesome. What a stupid fucking sign, dude. Fuck you. You fucking you you little shits. You fucking little kids think the world is better with you in it. Get the fuck out of here, okay? Let me tell you. Let me tell you something, okay? Fuck them kids.

Ha ha ha.

Plus it's it's not true.

What has any fifth grader done to have made the world better because he or she is in it?

Oh my god.

Boy, again, as I pointed out, it's the opposite of the way many of us were ready. If my father had said to me, you know, Dennis.

Dog, you're not exactly a beacon of success. You know what I mean? Like You're out here running your mouth like fucking failed abortion over here. Uh obviously like may man, I wouldn't be talking about my upbringing if I was Dennis Prager, okay? It's like it's like a what not to do.

The world is better because you are in it. I would have uh believed that uh even though he was never drunk, that he was actually

Dude, this literally reads like Ben Shapiro destroys luke childhood leukemia patient with facts and logic. He's just doing that. He's leaning into the memes. You know how like sometimes leftists lean into the memes? Of like being cartoonishly hysterical fucking woke scolds. Like this is Dennis Prager doing the right wing version of that, which is like Mennis Prager destroys fifth graders with sound logic and reasoning. Like right after he destroyed Anne Frank.

Dennis Prager's like the type of dude to fucking dunk on a make a wish kit. You know what I mean? Hey kid! What does it matter if you have a wish or not? You're gonna fucking die tomorrow. Yeah, get fucked. Oh, Jesus Christ, dude. He's like fifth graders, freeloaders. They're not productive. Back in my day, fifth graders used to clean the chimneys, okay?

Socialist kids, disgusting.

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