Welcome back! This week, we're flying straight to The Burrow, the home of the Weasley family. The trio discusses such topics as why the Weasley's are truly so poor, a primer conversation on gender roles in the Harry Potter series, and reference Newt Scamander's seminal work Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them to figure out if a gnome is a beast or a being. Voter suppression of voters of color and young voters is a scourge our country faces in states across the nation. Georgia’s 2018 election...
Nov 09, 2020•58 min•Season 2Ep. 3
This week, we find out just WHO is on Harry's bed while the dinner party goes on downstairs! It's Dobby, the house elf! That's right, we crash straight into the topic of Jo working slavery into the series, how does the Ministry of Miss Magic know that underage wizards have performed magic at home, and finish with a brief discussion on the insanity of putting bars on a window (SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING). Slavery in the United States didn't simply end in 1965 with the Emancipation Proclamation....
Nov 02, 2020•41 min•Season 2Ep. 2
Welcome to Season 2, chappies! It’s the first chapter of Chamber of Secrets, but it’s no secret that this chapter is… not good. We give you a quick episode about how annoying it is when we have to reread a synopsis of things that happened in the first book, whether Jo took inspiration from Roald Dahl for Dudley, and Michael gives a very British response to the question on everyone’s lips - what time is dinner?!?! This week we are asking our listeners to educate themselves on the ongoing situatio...
Oct 26, 2020•31 min•Season 2Ep. 1
After a brief hiatus, we're back this week to fly (like Quirrell) deep into a discussion of the seminal 2001 classic, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, directed by Chris Columbus. Arri takes us through every frame of the film, moment by moment as we try to play a Highlights magazine game of spot the difference between this cinematic work versus its literary counterpart. Where is Peeves? Why is Ron a dummy? Truly, why can Quirrell suddenly fly?!?! All this, plus an absolute banger song that ...
Oct 12, 2020•1 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 18
This week we're bringing your a stupid conversation that we cut out of an earlier episode but felt it was good enough to be a little bonus content of its own. To see the photo we're discussing, check out our Instagram @hpanxious where you can enjoy all the 2004 glory and fashion right along with us. The Snow Queen by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4511-the-snow-queen License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ We are a proud member of the Not A Bit Network IG:...
Sep 14, 2020•10 min
This week we finish the last chapter of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone! We gab about how much Dumbledore really knew, great villain monologues, and the idea of a narcoleptic Voldemort! He just needs a nap. In two weeks, we'll be going over the film adaptation of this book, and then two weeks after that we are going to start the Chamber of Secrets! This week, Allie highlights "Bookmarks: Celebrating Black Voices," out now on Netflix. The series, hosted by teen activist Marley...
Sep 07, 2020•57 min•Season 1Ep. 17
We're in the penultimate chapter! This week, we dive MILES BELOW THE SCHOOL, land on some devil's snare (justice for Ron), and argue about whether this is really the most important week of Harry's young life in the years to come. Also, Arri and Adam both scold their dogs live on air! This week, Arri opens up about the global reaction to Chadwick Boseman's untimely death. It's important to remember just how valuable representation in media is, and also how awful cancer can be especially in commun...
Aug 31, 2020•56 min•Season 1Ep. 16
This week, we're going to detention (which won't be the last in this series). We're headed straight into the place Dumbledore reminded us at the beginning was out of bounds - the Forbidden Forest. We'll discuss just where Hogwarts staff sleep (maybe Pince and Pomfrey are roomies), the statistical probability of there being a werewolf threat (spoiler: not very likely), and get deep in the weeds about who exactly is sucking the blood of the unicorn. Plus, we've got a fun game to play: f**k, marry,...
Aug 24, 2020•56 min•Season 1Ep. 15
This week, Hagrid's got some news to share about a new baby in his household - a whole dragon. We discuss the life choices of this 63 year old man, discuss Charlie and his (likely) recent exploits to Burning Man, and get into just exactly how loud the Golden Trio are when talking about secret matters all around the school grounds. Plus each of us choose who we think would be most suited for a career in improv. Today is a great day to make sure you are registered to vote at your current address! ...
Aug 17, 2020•42 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Welcome back from Christmas holiday, listeners! This week, Harry plays another game of Quidditch and spies on Professors Snape and Quirrell. We get into the weeds about the intricacies of how the philosopher's/sorcerer's stone works, if leaving your state of the art racing broom in a rickety shed is the best idea, and imagine a conversation between Quirrell and Voldemort. "We’re Here” follows three Drag Queens travel across the US to inspire change through the transformative art of drag! The Que...
Aug 10, 2020•40 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Happy Christmas, listener! This week, Harry gets an invisibility cloak and without asking any questions, decides to go on an adventure! We gab about Hogwarts' Library Restricted Section security system, how 12 trees is a sane amount of Christmas trees (the turkeys are a different story), and the first of many conversations about the relationship between Harry and Albus Dumbledore. Give it a listen while you're enjoying your presents left at the foot of your bed??? Disclosure (2020), directed by ...
Aug 03, 2020•51 min•Season 1Ep. 12
This week, we're back again to discuss the most boring chapter of the book so far! We also talk about differences in third person narration, JK Rowling's Twitter account (recorded two days before she really jumped off the deep end), and remark yet again on the fact that Hagrid has a drinking problem. This week, Allie shares her experience learning about the U.S. immigration system and comes to terms with her own ignorance. We invite you all to dig deeper and learn more about what's really going ...
Jul 27, 2020•39 min•Season 1Ep. 11
This week, the Golden Trio discuss the TROOLLLLL IN THE DUNGEON! (Thought you ought to know.) We also have a conversation about fan fiction, how many bats is too many bats (hint: 2,000), and Arri gives not one but two impressions! We are choosing to highlight Black Women Lead, a non-profit organization that seeks to fight against racial inequality and injustice, especially by amplifying Black women and the vital role they have played and continue to play as leaders of communities. We have donate...
Jul 20, 2020•40 min•Season 1Ep. 10
We're headed to the trophy room this week! Draco challenges Harry to a duel, the kids come face to face with a three headed doggo, and the hottest Scottish kid in school, Zaddy (Oliver) Wood. This week, we want to highlight the story of Elijah McClain, a young man who died after a run in with police in Aurora, Colorado. Attached is a website detailing this young man's story in regards to his death, as well as a link for the change.org petition: - https://www.thecut.com/2020/07/the-killing-of-eli...
Jul 13, 2020•38 min•Season 1Ep. 9
This week our daring trio discusses Harry and his first time learning wizardy stuff! Topics include more trauma, more Snape, and not much else because honestly it's a pretty short chapter. STOP BULLYING CHILDREN. This week, we want to highlight two opportunities: a film entitled The Death and Life of Marsha P. Johnson, a film chronicling the life of one of the mothers of the gay liberation movement, Marsha P. Johnson. It is currently available to stream in the United States on Netflix. The other...
Jul 06, 2020•37 min•Season 1Ep. 8
This week our Golden Trio discusses the Hogwarts Sorting Ceremony! Topics include McGonagall's hair color, Peeves being the funniest character in the series, and we finally all reveal what houses we'd be sorted into. Enjoy! This week, we want to highlight Breonna Taylor's murder by the Louisville Police Department. We urge you to take action via the following ways: - Text ENOUGH to 551-56 to sign the petition created by colorofchange.org - You can also contact Mayor Greg Fischer and Attorney Gen...
Jun 29, 2020•40 min•Season 1Ep. 7
This week, this silver duo becomes a Golden Trio! We welcome Arri into the fold, and dish all about the goings on in King's Cross station including irresponsible employees, the greatness of Ronald Weasley, and the true icon of the series, the trolley cart lady. This week Adam chose to highlight the incomparable documentary Paris is Burning, available in the US on Netflix, just in time to finish Pride month! This seminal film explores predominately Black and Latinx queer and trans communities in ...
Jun 22, 2020•45 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Our longest episode yet! Take a listen as Allie and Adam discuss the security protocols of both Hogwarts and Gringotts, one young pale faced boy at Madam Malkins, and if Harry displays fiscal responsibility (hint: he doesn't). Moving forward each week, we will be highlighting and amplifying BIPOC, LGBTQ+, or systemically marginalized groups with links to funds, pieces of art, or articles that are helping us grow. This week, in light of Jo Rowling's recent comments regarding trans people, we have...
Jun 15, 2020•46 min•Season 1Ep. 5
Join us this week for another discussing as we delve into the fourth chapter, The Keeper of the Keys. Allie and Adam chat about UK's firearm laws, fight for Petunia's right to her feelings, and who the most famous Minerva in the world truly is (it's not who you think). Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter: @hpanxious @AdamNoecker The Snow Queen by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4511-the-snow-queen License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ We are a proud member o...
Jun 08, 2020•30 min•Season 1Ep. 4
This week, Allie and Adam are here to tell you all about The Letters from No One, a chapter with a great cliffhanging ending. In it, you'll find a chat about Vernon's half moustache, the amalgamation of Smelting's school uniform, and what exactly is a 'funny whelk'. Please consider becoming involved in helping the Black Lives Matter movement in any capacity you can. A great resource we've found for distilling links into one location is https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Rate! Review! Subscribe!...
Jun 01, 2020•34 min•Season 1Ep. 3
This week we go on a trip to the zoo! Join Allie and Adam as they discuss Piers Polkiss, whether Vernon Dursley is a victim, and the true history of Nagini (hint: she's not in this chapter, hunny). Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter: @hpanxious @AdamNoecker The Snow Queen by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4511-the-snow-queen License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ We are a proud member of the Not A Bit Network IG: @notabitnetwork
May 25, 2020•32 min•Season 1Ep. 2
It's our very first chapter of a 199 chapter series, so let's hunker down and get to work! This episode, Allie and Adam discuss the iconic first moments of the series, how dumb we all were as kids, and exactly how big Hagrid's hands really are. ATTENTION - A Note from Allie: "Can you please include in the description for the episode tomorrow that I'm absolutely humiliated because I say the second wizarding war ended in 1997 but it actually ended in 1998." Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter: @hpanx...
May 18, 2020•30 min•Season 1Ep. 1
