Chimpanzees Are Bad Pets, Powerball Dreams, Erection Monitor + More | 12.25.25

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Timestamps:

00:00:00 Story teases

00:01:20 Remembering the woman whose face was ripped off by a chimpanzee

00:05:00 Pat's losing weight

00:06:15 Good penis angles

00:08:20 Update on the nighttime erection monitor device

00:17:30 Christmas plans

00:22:15 Ozempic vagina

00:24:55 What would you do if you won the Powerball?

00:30:30 Nicki Minaj at Turning Point

and much more...

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