Travis, Darren, and Vince break down LAFC's leisurely 3-0 win against the Colorado Rapids after they went down a man after a controversial red card in the fourth minute. An ELECTRIFYING atmosphere at the stadium on Hello Kitty Night! People really love LAFC or the Colorado Rapids or Hello Kitty, definitely one or more of those three things!!!! Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show. Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.com YouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFo Instagram: @ha...
Jul 10, 2025•38 min•Ep. 235
Hello Kitty, Goodbye Oli. Darren, Vince, and Travis break down all the storylines for this double matchweek and answer your burning questions about Heung Min Son, Thomas Müller, L*bubus, and we finally get to the bottom of question: Is the bathroom at BMO Stadium haunted? Plus, Vince finally reveals which cohost he would rather see die! Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show. Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.com YouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFo Instagram: @happyfoot...
Jul 08, 2025•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 234
Travis, Vince, and Darren preview this weekend's match vs. Austin, a team that's seemed to improve to the point we've fallen to. We have our good friends Mike and Steph from Swoontower Soccer on to talk about duds of LAFC present, heroes of LAFC past who are now duds of Austin FC present and possibly future, and a which current Austin FC player most resembles a golden retriever on a sugar high. PLUS, TRANSFER RUMORS! CHANGE IS COMING! Will it come soon enough? Is it already too late? Will it be ...
Jul 04, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 233
DINCEPOD CRASHOUT! Darren and Vince reflect on LAFC's disappointing 1-0 loss to Vancouver, a rerun episode of a show that we've seen too many times. Something big needs to change soon, and in the meantime, there's in-fighting on the pitch and there's in-fighting on our show. Noah from Lobbing Scorchers joins us at the buzzer for story time that just might give us the perspective we need. Or not! Whaddya think? Blow everything up now and give up on the season so we can openly start building next ...
Jun 30, 2025•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 232
Now that the pathetic cash grab known as the Club World Cup is over (thanks for the 11 million dollars Mr. FIFA), it's time to get down to LAFC's favorite tradition: playing Vancouver. Darren, Vince, and Travis reunite to talk about Ange Postecoglou rumors, Bouanga rumors, Giroud rumors, and of course Eli Lilly's effect on the insulin market. THEN, we are joined by Luke Klipp of Pride Republic to tell us all about Pride Night this Sunday and how you can show your support. Esperance is the greate...
Jun 27, 2025•1 hr•Ep. 231
Maybe the real Club World Cup was the friends we made along the way. Darren and Travis break down the draw against Brazilian powerhouse Flamengo, and discuss what exactly went wrong and what went right during our run in this year’s CWC. If only there was something we could call the good things and bad things that happen each match. Anybody got any ideas? 🚨CORRECTION🚨 1:00:06 - I (Darren) said Red Dragons but meant RED DIAMONDS! I’ve been watching too much Welcome To Wrexham and I deeply apolog...
Jun 25, 2025•59 min•Ep. 230
Travis crashes out following LAFC's crushing loss to ES Tunis, one of the worst moments in LAFC HISTORY. This game had it all: lack of effort, poor performance, zero creative play, individual failure, coaching failure, and a roster construction that wasn't up to it in the first place. Despite fans' dedication and traveling to support the team, this was thoroughly humiliating. It's Friday. Take a break, take a shot of something. Move on. Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show. Merch a...
Jun 21, 2025•16 min•Ep. 229
Travis reports live from Mercedes Benz Stadium in Atlanta with SPECIAL GUEST HOSTS Erik Holstrum of the Section 128 podcast, and Heel of The Foot, Geoff Tock, as Darren and Vince report live to their desks at their respective 9-5 jobs! Happy Foot Sad Foot; The New Class discuss LAFC's RESPECTABLE 2-0 loss to Chelsea in their first Club World Cup match. We get a stadium vibe check from Travis, and the question is raised: did the LAFC fans win vs Chelsea fans in the stands? We say: yes. But also, ...
Jun 17, 2025•21 min•Ep. 228
Is LAFC the greatest team on Planet Earth? Travis, Darren, and Vince break down everything you need to know about the Group Stage of the FIFA Club World Cup, discuss our Chelsea match in detail with the co-host of the wildly popular London is Blue podcast Nick Verlaney, and then of course, we give a 45-minute detailed tactical analysis of ES Tunis. Plus, we go in depth on how logic classes are kinda BS and get vacation advice from Darren. FIFA, if you are reading this, WE ACCEPT BRIBES. Want to ...
Jun 12, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 227
Darren, Vince, and Travis break down a win on the field and in the stands and talk about just how important this club and these fans are to this community at a difficult time. Shoulder to shoulder means shoulder to shoulder. I love you, bye. Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show. Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.com YouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFo Instagram: @happyfootsadfoot TikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Jun 09, 2025•19 min•Ep. 226
Under is out. Chelsea is in. And all of a sudden LAFC's summer just got a lot more interesting. Darren, Vince, and Travis break down everything you need to know for Sunday's match, talk all the insane new transfer window opportunities, and even pay out the biggest cash prize in Bet It and Forget It history. Plus we finally add TWO NEW NAMES to 'The List'. Honestly, this episode has way more interesting things in it than an episode about Kansas City has any right to be. THICK 'SODE. Wanna skip th...
Jun 05, 2025•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 225
Hey guys. LAFC didn’t just qualify for the biggest club tournament on earth, we also outplayed the biggest team on the continent. So, obviously, we had to have a 3 hour livestream. And let’s just say it’s 3 hours of INCREDIBLE content. Not a bad moment. You have to listen to the whole thing or you’re gonna miss something huge. New Merch Available NOW. Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show. Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.com YouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFo Instag...
Jun 01, 2025•2 hr 47 min•Ep. 224
Carlos Vela beat Club América once before. How about we do it one more time for Charlie Candle? Travis, Darren, and Vince are here to break down what to expect from Saturday's massive match against the Real Madrid of North America, why the Club World Cup matters to LAFC, and we spend a TON of time discussing just what Carlos Vela means to this club and this fanbase. Then, you (our incredibly hot listeners) send in your favorite Vela memories, and all of us come close to crying multiple times. It...
May 29, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 223
The draw dreams are made of! Travis and Vince break down our 1,000th draw for the month of May and ask “just what is this team.” We talk Dolo frustrations, offensive struggles, and just what isn’t clicking right now. All while we are 4th in the west. Plus, Joey calls in from a furniture store! New Merch Available NOW. Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show. Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.com YouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFo Instagram: @happyfootsadfoot TikTok: @ha...
May 25, 2025•34 min•Ep. 222
After an intense week of rivalry matches against Vancouver, Seattle, and Carson, LAFC has an equally big match against our biggest rival of all: MONTREAL!!!! Travis, Darren, and Vince break down LAFC's lack of late game stability, talk all things Delgado controversy, and Travis somehow got us intel about Cengiz Under??? Plus, we take your questions, comments, and tips and some of them read like straight up porn? Never thought we'd have a good episode about Montreal, but we do? Weird! Want to ski...
May 21, 2025•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 221
Despite incredible goals from Bouanga and The Prince of Van Nuys Nathan Ordaz, a nervy LAFC blow a winnable game down in Carson. Travis, Darren, and Vince talk about what went wrong, find the silver linings, and discuss whether or not we are back. (We aren’t.) BRAND NEW MERCH AVAILABLE (Including Our Patreon Exclusive 2025 Limited Edition Scarf). Click Here. Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show. Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.com YouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFo...
May 19, 2025•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 220
ARE WE BACK? Yolo Dolo is in full effect as LAFC plays their best game all season. We had 1,000 callers. We have 1,000 super chats, and of course we had 1,000 memories with our friends. Lobbing Scorchers called in. Geoff Tock called in. And maybe we even saw some nipples. BRAND NEW MERCH AVAILABLE (Including Our Patreon Exclusive 2025 Limited Edition Scarf). Click Here. Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show. Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.com YouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitte...
May 15, 2025•52 min•Ep. 219
One week, two of our biggest rivals, three of your hottest podcast hosts. Darren, Vince, and Travis answer everything you need to know: Will we be the Galaxy's first loss? How tall is the average polar bear on it's hind legs? And will we avenge our Seattle embarrassment? We talk Pec, Musovski, McCarthy, and then finally, the return of fan favorite game IS IT BIGGER THAN RIQUI PUIG? It's Rivalry Week! (Thanks for letting us know MLS Marketing Team). Want to skip the banter? Storylines start at 10...
May 14, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 218
LAFC gets a draw on the road against the best team in MLS and boy are we upset about it. Vince and Travis are here to break down just where things went wrong in the second half, whether this team is built to succeed, and decide once and for all if Bouanga is back. Plus Geoff Tock joins us to tell us saying Happy Birthday is bad?? idk, he should get help. Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show. Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.com YouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFo Ins...
May 12, 2025•53 min•Ep. 217
Happy Big Mothers Day everyone! Travis, Darren, and Vince are here to break down all of the storylines of this very exciting week in LAFC history, where we not only play the best team in the league but also secured a spot in a one game playoff to join the FIFA Club World Cup and potentially make our owners a bunch of money. We break down why Vancouver's so good, if we should even bother competing against Club América, and then we finally play the stupidest game we've ever played on this show whe...
May 08, 2025•55 min•Ep. 216
LAFC put in one of their best overall performances of the year and Darren, Vince, and Travis are here to give their INSTANT REACTION to the Black and Gold winning 2-0 over Houston. They talk Olly's Big Day Out, Erik Duenas' homecoming, and of course, give their Happy Feet and Sad Feet from the match. Did you guys know Javier Bardem was on the jumbotron? JAVIER BARDEM WAS ON THE JUMBOTRON. Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show. Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.com YouTube: @happ...
May 04, 2025•55 min•Ep. 215
We don't talk about H*****n. Want to skip the banter? Storylines starts at 10:43 Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show. Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.com YouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFo Instagram: @happyfootsadfoot TikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
May 02, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 214
REMINDER: NO POST-GAME LIVESTREAM THIS WEEK! Is it time for the rise of Yolo Dolo? Travis, Darren, and Vince are here to break down the seemingly rejuvenated LAFC attack, talk about our brand new roster signings, and figure out what the hell St Louis Style Pizza really is. Plus, they create a brand new Mount Rushmore for LAFC: the worst LAFC signings of all time (and I promise one name on the list will genuinely show you). Is Bouanga back? Is Giroud good now? Will Darren and Travis crush at thei...
Apr 24, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 213
DOLO HAS DIED GIROUD HAS RISEN BOUANGA WILL COME AGAIN Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show. Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.com YouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFo Instagram: @happyfootsadfoot TikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Apr 20, 2025•55 min•Ep. 212
Welp, you freaks got what you wanted! Steve Cherundolo officially resigned as head coach effective the end of the season, becoming maybe the first lame duck coach in MLS history. Travis does this one solo and he talks about the weird timing of this, the implications for the roster, and of course new options. #HireGiorgio???? Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show. Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.com YouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFo Instagram: @happyfootsadfoot TikT...
Apr 18, 2025•48 min•Ep. 211
Griezmann is official gone but it's fine WE NEVER WANTED HIM ANYWAYS. Darren, Vince, and Travis are here to talk Bouanga's potential renaissance, roster holes post-Antoine, and we finally find out just what Darren knows about tactics. Plus, we break down everything you need to about the Timbers and ask once and for all... is Portland ACTUALLY cool? The answer may surprise you. Want to skip the banter? Storylines starts at 5:02 Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show. Merch and more at...
Apr 18, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 210
Bouanga scored! Giroud touched the ball a bunch! We found out what Bruce Arena did! Darren, Vince, and Travis break down everything you need to know from a sloppy but successful outing against San Jose, the team that REALLY wants to have a rivalry with us but we couldn't care less. We talk Hugo's big save, Sergi's absolute laser, and Olly's ascent into the stars. Plus we hear from superstar MISS BONES as she walks us her jumbotron sign that broke the internet. ARE WE BACK??? (No.) Join our Patre...
Apr 13, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 209
You put your #DoloIn, you put your #DoloOut, you put your #DoloIn, and you post it all about. Travis, Darren, and Vince breakdown the 24 hours of fan rage following the loss to Miami in the Champions Cup, chat about what's going wrong with LAFC, and ask again WHAT DID BRUCE ARENA DO IN NEW ENGLAND? Then, they're joined by Kirk Kinsey, host of LAFC Podcast The Counterpress to hear from someone who is less supportive of Steve Cherundolo than the shill hosts of the cringe podcast Happy Foot Sad Foo...
Apr 11, 2025•58 min•Ep. 208
In the end, I guess Messi is a little better than Nathan Ordaz. Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show. Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.com YouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFo Instagram: @happyfootsadfoot TikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Apr 10, 2025•1 hr 50 min•Ep. 207
Travis, Vince, Darren, The Chat, and a few brave callers all weigh in on LAFC's frustrating 1-0 loss to Houston, yes you read that right, LAFC's 1-0 loss , to Houston . With a rotated squad, we hoped we'd find a player who'd step up with an opportunity to show they deserve some more minutes or cement their role as a reliable depth piece, but no, in fact we showed almost nothing in that match, and Houston also showed almost nothing but a Jack McGlynn goal, making for an incredibly boring match. S...
Apr 06, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 206