All rambling, no cuts. This is not art! This is just a draft. Might delete later. AKA Hannah Hart rips off the bandaid and tries to post to podcast. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
Mar 11, 2021•25 min
This week on Hannahlyze This we are joined by comedian Elliott Morgan! AKA my friend Grace Helbig's Boyfriend! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
Jul 02, 2020•48 min•Season 3Ep. 18
Re-upload of the previous episode in an attempt to make it more accessible! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
Jun 15, 2020•28 min•Season 3Ep. 19
Need a place to start educating yourself? Please watch the documentary "13th" available on YouTube or Netflix. This episode discusses the 13th Amendment and Qualified Immunity. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
Jun 11, 2020•28 min•Season 3Ep. 18
Let's Talk About Human Bee-haviour! This week the Hannah's discuss the social dynamics of bees! Spoiler Alert: Nature is Metal Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
May 28, 2020•30 min•Season 3Ep. 17
This week I am joined by my beloved Ella! Listen as we talk about some fun facts and interesting things AND Ella tells me about the lesbian beach read she wants me to write before our next vacation... Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
May 21, 2020•25 min•Season 3Ep. 16
This week we discuss the multi-functional state of our furniture, Animal Crossing vs. Stardew Valley, cats with worms... and so much more! Enjoy! :D Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
May 14, 2020•30 min•Season 3Ep. 15
This week on @HannahlyzePod - we discuss the qualities that make a great sandwich great...plus a brief discussion of the origin of consciousness. Let's talk about the bicameral mind, baby! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
May 07, 2020•37 min•Season 3Ep. 14
This week we are joined by the one and only, KATE PETERMAN! Join us as we talk about the unexpected social pressures of... being in isolation??? Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
Apr 30, 2020•44 min•Season 3Ep. 13
This week on Hannahlyze This! we take a break from the pressure of coping with COVID and instead celebrate Earth Day with some of our favorite Earth-loving folk! Join us as Terra Cultura explains what is an... "Art Farm" and how to start your own! Enjoy! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
Apr 22, 2020•48 min•Season 3Ep. 12
Hello, Earbuds! This week is here for the laughs. Take a load off and have a chuckle with us as we take another step closer to madness! (This is Pandemic!Hannah talking.) Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
Apr 16, 2020•52 min
It's Day 24 of quarantine at Hannahlyze This, and some intense stuff is coming down the feelings pipeline. Join the Hannahs as they try to ride the waves of thoughts and emotions that have come up during this unprecedented cluster. Also, Hannah Gelb needs hugs.
Apr 10, 2020•55 min
Hello, earbuds! Please enjoy this blast from the past as I (Hannah Hart) discuss wedding plans with our wedding planner Emily. LITTLE DID WE KNOW. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
Apr 02, 2020•45 min•Season 3Ep. 9
Today on Hannahlyze This! we give out some Really Excellent Mental Health Advice by answering our listeners questions to the best of our abilties. Enjoy! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
Mar 26, 2020•56 min
Sometimes life throws you a curveball. Or as I like to say, sometimes life is cat that shoves her butt in your face and pukes in your shoes. Yup, it's PANDEMIC o'clock. Bet you didn't think this would ever happen in your lifetime, eh? Ah well - we here at HannahlyzeThis are certain there is still love and joy to be had! Join Harto and Gelby as they discuss the importance of secret activities, making room for big scary feelings, and the big three: food, shelter, and kitties. Enjoy bonus content a...
Mar 19, 2020•33 min
Have you ever thought you could be happy at work? Is there a way to feel safe, and respected by your co-workers? What is healthy intimacy? What are boundaries!? This week we explore if there is an alternative to finally quitting your job. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
Mar 12, 2020•43 min
This week, we talk with two former Glee stars about talking about how they survived growing up on one of the most successful TV shows of all time. And we get a sneak peak of what's to come on their newest season of their podcast "Showmance"! Wowza! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
Mar 05, 2020•41 min•Season 3Ep. 5
What do banjos, reality TV, and Sailor Moon colors you can put on your face....all have in common? They're all things the Hannahs Love with a capital L! To wrap up a month of FEELINGS based episodes, Harto and Gelb switch off enumerating on the current loves of their lives. Enjoy! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
Feb 27, 2020•48 min
Feb 22, 2020•42 sec
This week on Hannahlyze This we sit down with comedian Fortune Feimster as we discuss what her coming out journey was like while growing up in the south. She also has a new stand-up special on Netflix called "Sweet & Salty!" Rate and review for every time she makes you laugh. Enjoy! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
Feb 20, 2020•35 min
This week on Hannahlyze This, Hannah Hart interviews her beloved Ella and asks some pretty pressing questions about marriage, love, and which one of them is the head of household? Enjoy! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
Feb 13, 2020•28 min
Amidst the hustle and bustle of daily life, we often forget to take our daily stroll through the garden of self-compassion; to nibble on the carrots of love, the lettuces of acceptance, the sweet peas of forgiveness. So for the premiere of HannahlyzeThis season TROIS, the Hannahs camped out in that misty cabbage patch for TEN days, and discovered a healthy heart harvest requires RAIN - but not the kind you're thinking of! Tune in to learn all about it in the first in a series of love-themed epis...
Feb 06, 2020•43 min•Season 3Ep. 1
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Jan 31, 2020•12 min
Dang, where'd this year go? Wasn't it JUST Halloween? Wasn't it just 2018? Heck, wasn't it just Y2K? Sigh. Well, instead of spiraling into an existential time-related torpor, let's celebrate another great year of podcastery! This here is a certified "Best of 2019" melting pot of Hannahlyze-y goodness. Get a little bit of everything on your plate. A dash of spicy, a little sweet, and a big helping of Hart. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons ...
Dec 12, 2019•29 min
Welcome to this week's episode, featuring both Hannahs! Come for the in-depth discussion of the instant classic, Frozen II, stay for the hypothetical life-swap conundrums. Harto shares her journey into the Unknown, exploring both the ways she identifies with Elsa and her attraction for the animated blond. Gelb wonders what life would be like with less boob-age, less height, and more of that Harto hair. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in ...
Dec 05, 2019•40 min
The Hannah‘s are back! And thank god because there is lots of catching up to do and there are many important things to discuss such as spicy chicken disaster/successes, plot guesses about popular movie franchises, and there’s even a banjo ditty tucked in there somewhere. Enjoy! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
Nov 21, 2019•39 min
Join us on our Magic-School Bus style journey into the swirling vortex of shame that has infected our precious and wonderful Hannah Gelb! Together, Gelby and Mrs. Fabs-rizzle take-on the great monsters of despair that have taken up residence inside our minds and help Gelby find her way across the sprawling wasteland of self-doubt to reach the sweet peaceful land of love. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5...
Nov 14, 2019•46 min
Boo! Bang! Fizz! Scary sounds! This week Gelb conjures minor New York deities Amanda McLaughlin and Julia Schifini of Spirits Podcast. Forming a temporary coven, Gelb recites spine-tingling tales of earbud hauntings as Amanda and Julia assign each yarn a likely spirit culprit. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.
Oct 31, 2019•41 min
This week Harto is joined by very special guest Lance Bass - Yes!! THAT Lance Bass, who’s face most likely adorned your trapper-keeper in 1999! He’s up to all kinds of awesome stuff these days, and reflects on several hard-earned lessons from his early years as an international music sensation. Come for the nostalgia, stay for the heartfelt discussion on learning to trust others (and yourself!) after experiencing terrible betrayal. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join ...
Oct 24, 2019•38 min
This week, Gelb is joined by Heather Havrilesky - author, advice columnist, and wasteland warrior of the scrappy LA hills - to discuss the poisonous messages that our culture at large tries to tattoo onto the insides of our eyelids. You know the ones. You NEED: more money, a bigger house, a better mate, perfect hair, skin, and nails, genitals that smell like a rose garden, to lose/gain 10 lbs, to stop being sad, to look on the bright side, to really ENJOY cooking, to take up axe throwing, etc. H...
Oct 17, 2019•49 min