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Hannahlyze This by Hannah Hart

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Hannahs discuss life, love, and the pursuit of happiness in this self-help podcast that just can’t help itself.  Each week the two Hannahs tackle tough topics head-on, and provide the listeners with hysterical, strange and candid feedback about their experiences.  With expert guests to keep them on track, this podcast is what happens when real friends, face their real problems and take on the challenge of change.
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Episodes

Ramblin' Bramblin' Thinky Thoughts from Hannah Hart

All rambling, no cuts. This is not art! This is just a draft. Might delete later. AKA Hannah Hart rips off the bandaid and tries to post to podcast. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

Mar 11, 202125 min

Freud, Friendship, and Fungus

This week on Hannahlyze This we are joined by comedian Elliott Morgan! AKA my friend Grace Helbig's Boyfriend! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

Jul 02, 202048 minSeason 3Ep. 18

(BOOSTED AUDIO) A Place to Start

Re-upload of the previous episode in an attempt to make it more accessible! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

Jun 15, 202028 minSeason 3Ep. 19

A Place to Start: Systemic Oppression

Need a place to start educating yourself? Please watch the documentary "13th" available on YouTube or Netflix. This episode discusses the 13th Amendment and Qualified Immunity. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

Jun 11, 202028 minSeason 3Ep. 18

Nature is Metal: The Terrifying Business of Bees

Let's Talk About Human Bee-haviour! This week the Hannah's discuss the social dynamics of bees! Spoiler Alert: Nature is Metal Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

May 28, 202030 minSeason 3Ep. 17

Ella Wants a Lesbian Beach Read

This week I am joined by my beloved Ella! Listen as we talk about some fun facts and interesting things AND Ella tells me about the lesbian beach read she wants me to write before our next vacation... Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

May 21, 202025 minSeason 3Ep. 16

Every Bed is Now a Desk

This week we discuss the multi-functional state of our furniture, Animal Crossing vs. Stardew Valley, cats with worms... and so much more! Enjoy! :D Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

May 14, 202030 minSeason 3Ep. 15

Can I Tell You About My Sandwich?

This week on @HannahlyzePod - we discuss the qualities that make a great sandwich great...plus a brief discussion of the origin of consciousness. Let's talk about the bicameral mind, baby! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

May 07, 202037 minSeason 3Ep. 14

You Have Permission... (To Flake Out)

This week we are joined by the one and only, KATE PETERMAN! Join us as we talk about the unexpected social pressures of... being in isolation??? Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

Apr 30, 202044 minSeason 3Ep. 13

- EARTH DAY SPECIAL - Good Things Are Happening

This week on Hannahlyze This! we take a break from the pressure of coping with COVID and instead celebrate Earth Day with some of our favorite Earth-loving folk! Join us as Terra Cultura explains what is an... "Art Farm" and how to start your own! Enjoy! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

Apr 22, 202048 minSeason 3Ep. 12

The Ideal Morning Routine

Hello, Earbuds! This week is here for the laughs. Take a load off and have a chuckle with us as we take another step closer to madness! (This is Pandemic!Hannah talking.) Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

Apr 16, 202052 min

24 Days Without a Hug

It's Day 24 of quarantine at Hannahlyze This, and some intense stuff is coming down the feelings pipeline. Join the Hannahs as they try to ride the waves of thoughts and emotions that have come up during this unprecedented cluster. Also, Hannah Gelb needs hugs.

Apr 10, 202055 min

Gay Wedding Plans

Hello, earbuds! Please enjoy this blast from the past as I (Hannah Hart) discuss wedding plans with our wedding planner Emily. LITTLE DID WE KNOW. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

Apr 02, 202045 minSeason 3Ep. 9

Really Excellent Mental Health Advice - Answering Your Questions!

Today on Hannahlyze This! we give out some Really Excellent Mental Health Advice by answering our listeners questions to the best of our abilties. Enjoy! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

Mar 26, 202056 min

Coping with COVID-19: A Tale of Two Hannahs!

Sometimes life throws you a curveball. Or as I like to say, sometimes life is cat that shoves her butt in your face and pukes in your shoes. Yup, it's PANDEMIC o'clock. Bet you didn't think this would ever happen in your lifetime, eh? Ah well - we here at HannahlyzeThis are certain there is still love and joy to be had! Join Harto and Gelby as they discuss the importance of secret activities, making room for big scary feelings, and the big three: food, shelter, and kitties. Enjoy bonus content a...

Mar 19, 202033 min

Can You Actually Be Happy At Work?

Have you ever thought you could be happy at work? Is there a way to feel safe, and respected by your co-workers? What is healthy intimacy? What are boundaries!? This week we explore if there is an alternative to finally quitting your job. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

Mar 12, 202043 min

Growing Up Glee ft. Kevin McHale & Jenna Ushkowitz!

This week, we talk with two former Glee stars about talking about how they survived growing up on one of the most successful TV shows of all time. And we get a sneak peak of what's to come on their newest season of their podcast "Showmance"! Wowza! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

Mar 05, 202041 minSeason 3Ep. 5

Things We Love This Week!

What do banjos, reality TV, and Sailor Moon colors you can put on your face....all have in common? They're all things the Hannahs Love with a capital L! To wrap up a month of FEELINGS based episodes, Harto and Gelb switch off enumerating on the current loves of their lives. Enjoy! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

Feb 27, 202048 min

Gay and Southern? ft. Comedian Fortune Feimster!

This week on Hannahlyze This we sit down with comedian Fortune Feimster as we discuss what her coming out journey was like while growing up in the south. She also has a new stand-up special on Netflix called "Sweet & Salty!" Rate and review for every time she makes you laugh. Enjoy! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

Feb 20, 202035 min

Are You Ready to Marry Me? (ft. Hannah Hart's Fiancee Ella!)

This week on Hannahlyze This, Hannah Hart interviews her beloved Ella and asks some pretty pressing questions about marriage, love, and which one of them is the head of household? Enjoy! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

Feb 13, 202028 min

10 Day Self-Compassion Challenge!

Amidst the hustle and bustle of daily life, we often forget to take our daily stroll through the garden of self-compassion; to nibble on the carrots of love, the lettuces of acceptance, the sweet peas of forgiveness. So for the premiere of HannahlyzeThis season TROIS, the Hannahs camped out in that misty cabbage patch for TEN days, and discovered a healthy heart harvest requires RAIN - but not the kind you're thinking of! Tune in to learn all about it in the first in a series of love-themed epis...

Feb 06, 202043 minSeason 3Ep. 1

Taste of 2019

Dang, where'd this year go? Wasn't it JUST Halloween? Wasn't it just 2018? Heck, wasn't it just Y2K? Sigh. Well, instead of spiraling into an existential time-related torpor, let's celebrate another great year of podcastery! This here is a certified "Best of 2019" melting pot of Hannahlyze-y goodness. Get a little bit of everything on your plate. A dash of spicy, a little sweet, and a big helping of Hart. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons ...

Dec 12, 201929 min

The Life-Changing Lessons of Frozen II

Welcome to this week's episode, featuring both Hannahs! Come for the in-depth discussion of the instant classic, Frozen II, stay for the hypothetical life-swap conundrums. Harto shares her journey into the Unknown, exploring both the ways she identifies with Elsa and her attraction for the animated blond. Gelb wonders what life would be like with less boob-age, less height, and more of that Harto hair. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in ...

Dec 05, 201940 min

Let it Go (aka the Hannahs Talk Poop)

The Hannah‘s are back! And thank god because there is lots of catching up to do and there are many important things to discuss such as spicy chicken disaster/successes, plot guesses about popular movie franchises, and there’s even a banjo ditty tucked in there somewhere. Enjoy! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

Nov 21, 201939 min

The Shame Spiral (ft. Producer Fabs)

Join us on our Magic-School Bus style journey into the swirling vortex of shame that has infected our precious and wonderful Hannah Gelb! Together, Gelby and Mrs. Fabs-rizzle take-on the great monsters of despair that have taken up residence inside our minds and help Gelby find her way across the sprawling wasteland of self-doubt to reach the sweet peaceful land of love. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5...

Nov 14, 201946 min

Spooky Stories (ft. Julia Schifini & Amanda McLaughlin of Spirits Podcast)

Boo! Bang! Fizz! Scary sounds! This week Gelb conjures minor New York deities Amanda McLaughlin and Julia Schifini of Spirits Podcast. Forming a temporary coven, Gelb recites spine-tingling tales of earbud hauntings as Amanda and Julia assign each yarn a likely spirit culprit. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

Oct 31, 201941 min

The Boy Band Con (ft. Lance Bass)

This week Harto is joined by very special guest Lance Bass - Yes!! THAT Lance Bass, who’s face most likely adorned your trapper-keeper in 1999! He’s up to all kinds of awesome stuff these days, and reflects on several hard-earned lessons from his early years as an international music sensation. Come for the nostalgia, stay for the heartfelt discussion on learning to trust others (and yourself!) after experiencing terrible betrayal. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join ...

Oct 24, 201938 min

You Are Here (Facing Reality ft. Heather Havrilesky)

This week, Gelb is joined by Heather Havrilesky - author, advice columnist, and wasteland warrior of the scrappy LA hills - to discuss the poisonous messages that our culture at large tries to tattoo onto the insides of our eyelids. You know the ones. You NEED: more money, a bigger house, a better mate, perfect hair, skin, and nails, genitals that smell like a rose garden, to lose/gain 10 lbs, to stop being sad, to look on the bright side, to really ENJOY cooking, to take up axe throwing, etc. H...

Oct 17, 201949 min
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