Hannahlyze This by Hannah Hart

Hannahs discuss life, love, and the pursuit of happiness in this self-help podcast that just can’t help itself. Each week the two Hannahs tackle tough topics head-on, and provide the listeners with hysterical, strange and candid feedback about their experiences. With expert guests to keep them on track, this podcast is what happens when real friends, face their real problems and take on the challenge of change.

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Episodes

Bad Therapy? ft. Kati Morton!

How do you know if your therapist...sucks? Kati Morton (LMFT) joins the Hannahs in studio to take a deeper look at therapy and the warning signs you should look for to avoid a bad experience. Plus they laugh a bunch. Enjoy! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

Apr 24, 2018•58 min

Answering Listener Questions

This episode is dedicated to answering the questions of our precious Earbuds! Listen to the Hannahs wax poetic about relationships, school, career, life and the show itself. Be sure to follow @HannahLYZEPod on Twitter to get daily gems from the Hannahs and submit your questions for future eps! Enjoy! Save 15% on Foursigmatic at Foursigmatic.com/HannahLYZE Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month....

Apr 17, 2018•34 min

The Benefits of Video Games

The Hannahs lament their own deep-rooted love of video games and check to see if they are really "addicted" or actually improving their life skills by riding dragons and slaying zombies. There are some surprising answers. Listen and learn. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

Apr 10, 2018•37 min

Why Doesn't Sex Ed Cover This?

The Hannahs discuss why memorizing cheesy videos and diagrams in middle school does absolutely nothing to improve our ability to actually have sex or maintain a relationship with another human being. The solution? Listen and see what they come up with. This week's featured partners:foursigmatic.com/hannahlyzetomboyx.com/hannahlyze Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month....

Apr 03, 2018•35 min

Laughter Therapy

This week the Hannahs let it all hang out as they go thru the oddly hilarious multi-step practice of Laughter Therapy. Yes, it's an actual thing. And it's tougher to do than you'd think. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

Mar 27, 2018•41 min

No New Friends?

This week the Hannahs dive into the agonizing world of unhealthy friendships. When is it time to break up? How do you escape? Is there a magic formula to ditch a friend and not feel bad? Lots of questions, lots of laughs and a few helpful answers. Share this episode with a friend! Or share this episode with a friend you're trying to dump. This week's featured partner - foursigmatic.com/hannahlyze Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS sp...

Mar 20, 2018•41 min

Time Log Try Out

The Hannahs look to validate and clarify their existence by keeping a detailed time log of everything they do on a daily basis. One Hannah breaks it down into thoughts, minutes and seconds - while the other struggles to even do the damn thing. Lots of laughs, a few tears and some interesting conclusions. Listen and see (or hear). Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month....

Mar 13, 2018•40 min

Dating APPrehension

The Hannahs explore the insanity of dating apps by diving into Hannah G's profile and experience, then marvel at the misogyny of a supposed online dating guru. Before all is said and done, Hannah H helps her BFF take an unintentionally funny multiple choice quiz to determine what dating app is best for her. Feel free to play along at home. This week's featured partner - foursigmatic.com/hannahlyze Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS s...

Mar 06, 2018•33 min

Gratitude Attitude

The Hannahs try to overcome a serious distaste for forced gratitude by doing the unthinkable: keeping a daily gratitude journal. It goes OK for one, not so good for the other. Find out who's overwhelmed by guilt this week! Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

Feb 27, 2018•38 min

Finding Zen in a Watery Coffin

The many challenges and benefits of practicing meditation lead Hannah and Hannah to each seeking out and trying an isolation float tank (a.k.a. watery coffin). Listen as they crawl into their crypts and hear what they really think after they return to the comfort of their stress-filled real lives. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

Feb 20, 2018•38 min

F***ing Exes - The Good, The Bad and The Mortifying

Hannah and Hannah do a little Pre-Valentine's Day soul cleansing by sharing their own enlightening and embarrassing stories about having one carnal adventure with their exes. Is it really worth the effort? Listen and learn. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

Feb 13, 2018•37 min

Episode ZERO - Hello Ear Buds

Social media superstar, Hannah Hart, and BFF, Hannah Gelb explain what they're new show will be about, why they're daring to do it and, ultimately, who they blame for everything. Lots of laughs, A few tears and an occasional "A-ha" moment. Enjoy bonus content and more by supporting us on Patreon ! Join your fellow Earbud Patrons in BTS splendor for as little as $5 a month.

Feb 09, 2018•11 min

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