Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson•www.hankpatterson.com

Prepare to forget everything you ever thought you knew about camping, fly fishing and outdoor adventure with the always super hilarious, Hank Patterson. Hank is a high school graduate, community college dropout, camping expert and world renowned fly fishing guide. Follow Hank into the wild at your own risk!

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Episodes

Episode 655 - Packing For Alaska

Here's a little nonsense about bad botox decisions, what to pack for Alaska, Hank's recent fishing trips and not a lot more. Enjoy!

Jul 31, 2025•55 min•Season 6Ep. 655

Episode 654 - Eastwood's Buoys

Little ditty about a plane crash in '51, Kevin's new job, Hank's lack of survival skills and a whole lot more nonsense. Enjoy.

Jul 17, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Season 6Ep. 654

Episode 653 - Gas Mileage

Here's a little recap of Hank's vacay with the old man and a short discussion about prepping for a camp trip. Somehow, that's enough nonsense to fill an hour you'll never get back. Enjoy!

Jul 03, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Season 6Ep. 653

Episode 652 - Keep Public Lands Public

Here's an episode all about a whole lot of nonsense as well as a reminder to call you representatives and let them know that selling off public lands is a very very bad idea. Enjoy!

Jun 26, 2025•59 min•Season 6Ep. 652

Episode 651 - Salmon Hats

This weeks airline complaints are brought to you by ... Kevin. On this episode Hank and Kevin are chatting Salmon Hats on Orcas, Bruce Springsteen, Hank missing the hatch on the ranch and plenty more nonsense. Enjoy!

Jun 19, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Season 6Ep. 651

Episode 650 - It Is About The Fish

On this weeks episode Hank complains about a number of things including his unsuccesful attempt to solve the Rubix Cube that is Delta Sky Miles, his successful renewal of his passport, the Star Card and finally a rousing opinion on the sentence "it's not about the fish." Enjoy!

Jun 12, 2025•38 min•Season 6Ep. 650

Episode 649 - Make Your Own Frosting

Oh boy! Get ready for an hour of absolute nonsense! More nonsense than the nonsense you've come to expect. Redemption pie, when to add frosting, bear attacks, motivational posters, Yellowstone and influencers influencing. Enjoy!

May 29, 2025•1 hr 18 min•Season 6Ep. 649

Episode 648 - Survival Of The Weiner Dog

This weeks hodgepode of nonsense includes: Pie, a survivalist weiner dog, John's secret spot, board games, puzzles and so much more nonsense. Enjoy!

May 22, 2025•1 hr•Season 6Ep. 648

Episode 647 - Hodgepodge

A hodgepodge is a disorganized, confused mish mash of various topics and dang if that don't describe this weeks episode. Hank and Kevin are chatting about vegetarian rainbow trout, American Idol, gorilla's vs human beings and a lot more nonsense. Enjoy!

May 01, 2025•53 min•Season 6Ep. 647

Episode 646 - Lettered In Schaefer Light

Here's a little ditty all about a new exciting alternative to horse racing, cats, when to get a new pickup, fly rods and so much more. Enjoy!

Apr 24, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Season 6Ep. 646

Episode 645 - AthLazy Wear And Slip On Shoes

Here's an episode all about the dark history of the Teddy Bear, Athliesure wear, shoe lace troubles, Hank's laziness, neck ties and other nonsense. Enjoy!

Apr 17, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Season 6Ep. 645

Episode 644 - A Bit Of Turbulence

Hank and Kevin are back with another rousing and pointless conversation about urinating on an airplane, how to be a horrid boat captain, Savannah and being nice. Enjoy!

Apr 10, 2025•58 min•Season 6Ep. 644

Episode 643 - Christmas Island, Grand Cayman, The Maldives & Jealousy

This week Hank is complaining about his friends living their best lives on dream vacations that he wasn't invited on then discussing the Pinnochio of pick ups, dogs and when's the best time to buy outdoor gear with Kevin. Enjoy!

Mar 20, 2025•58 min•Season 6Ep. 643

Episode 642 - Come Carp Fishing!

This week Hank is joined by the illustrious Artist Ed Anderson for a rousing conversation about Summer Camp 2025, April's IDGFA (they made that up) Carp Tournament here in Idaho, Alaska's Redoubt Mountain Lodge and a whole lot of nonsense. Enjoy!

Mar 06, 2025•48 min•Season 6Ep. 642

Episode 641 - The End Of The World

After a 41 minute opener about Sasquatch hunting, hip surgery and plane rides with dead people, Hank and Kevin finally get to the subject at hand: The End Of The World as we know it. What would you do if an asteroid was about to obliterate the planet? Fun stuff. Enjoy!

Feb 27, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Season 6Ep. 641

Episode 640 - Swim Lessons

This week Hank and Kevin introduce our newest Trout Jouster and Audio Engineer Sean! Enjoy this episode of nonsense where you'll learn absolutely nothing about podcasting, swimming, life and so much more! Enjoy!

Feb 13, 2025•58 min•Season 6Ep. 640

Episode 639 - Headed To The Expo

This week Hank is joined by his friend Erik to chat about bird feeders, callories, fly fishing expo's and so much less. Enjoy!

Jan 30, 2025•1 hr 22 min•Season 6Ep. 639

Episode 638 - A Mediocre Beginning to 2025

Here's an episode that starts off the rails, goes further off the rails and then finds its way back to rails only to leave the rails again. Enjoy!

Jan 09, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Season 6Ep. 638

Episode 637 - The Christmas Episode

Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidaze! Hank and Kevin!

Dec 24, 2024•49 min•Season 6Ep. 637

Episode 636 - Holiday Cologne and Electric Gloves

On this weeks dumpster fire, Kevin and Erik joing the world's greatest guide Hank Patterson for a rousing conversation about cologne, Christmas, socks, electric gloves, holiday grub and a whole lot more. Merry Merry! -Enjoy!

Dec 12, 2024•1 hr 28 min•Season 6Ep. 636

Episode 635 - Winter Film Watch List

After a ten minute roast (again) of Pickleball, Hank and Kevin do a deep dive into the shallow end of their favorite winter and holiday movies. Many movies that should be on the list are off the list. Whoops. Enjoy!

Dec 05, 2024•1 hr 15 min•Season 6Ep. 635

Episode 634 - Thankful Thankful Gobble Gobble

Join Hank as he discusses his love for raking leaves, severed heads in Florida, bear suit fraud, Thanksgiving traditions and many of the things Hank finds himself thankful for. Enjoy!

Nov 21, 2024•1 hr 11 min•Season 6Ep. 634

Episode 633 - Peanut For President

This week Hank is alone in an empty bathtub drinking whiskey. Hank and Kevin will be chatting about Peanut the Squirrel, an interesting jogging app fundraiser and the importance of remaining friends in a time of clear division. That sounds HEAVY. Enjoy!

Nov 07, 2024•54 min•Season 6Ep. 633

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