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Cheers. Cheers. It's your friend Tignotaro. And Mae Martin. And Fortune Mestack. Now we're here. Welcome to the Handsome Pod. This is going well. Yes it is. I had an Aperol Sprit. Oh, are you daydrunk? No, I just have one. Are you Dave Buzz? Not even buzz, but I just think when you have an afternoon with one Aperol spread says pretty exciting. I don't know what that is and um and I've never had one. Really? But have you heard of them?

Uh I think from you the other day. Did you mention it yesterday? Probably. Boys. Yeah. But I have to say, even though I don't drink Huh? When I did, my favorite was day drinking. Oh yeah. Drink. I love having a secret like that. Like nobody knows you feel like Even keeping it a secret. I had one.

I'm telling you, I like to keep it a safe like I liked to have like a couple of beers and then like I remember one Valentine's Day, Stephanie and I went to this bar uh by the beach and we had just a couple of beers and then we just walked around with a little daytime buzz and it's just like your little secret and and that I I d I love that feeling. Like we're not trashed, um just like day buzzed and just wandering around. For sure. Two two thirty in the afternoon?

It's a very vacation feeling. And then you go you take a nap and then you go for dinner. Oh yeah. So an a an Aperol spritz is very popular in Europe. Oh, okay, fancy pantsy. When it gets when it gets hot, it's very refreshing. Okay. It is a little bit of champagne. And it's a little bit of Aperol, it's uh which is like a liqueur, um, a little bit of soda water and a slice of orange. And it is a delicious, refreshing uh you put it on a lot of a shit ton of ice, which you know I love.

Shit ton ruins the vibe. I know I was chill. You put it on the champagne, then you put it on Oh no! And I and I say orange differently than you. Orange. You say Yeah. Orange? I say orange. What did I say? Orange. Of course you do. I say orange. Orange. Yeah, two yeah. Is that one of those words that you're you're not able to rhyme with? Is that orange is one of them, right? Yeah, but I feel like um Eminem rhymed with orange. Um, can you look it up, Thomas? I feel like

Yeah, yeah. I feel like he was like that's Yeah. In the same um situation I also had a um A brown sugar ice latte and a strawberry matcha. What do you mean in the same situation? Brunch. Oh, you do? You seem a little buzzed. I think it's more the caffeine than it is. Raw. Okay. Oh brown sugar sounds good. 'Cause it was outside and it was very hot and I made the mistake of wearing knit pants. I thought you were gonna say nip something. Avoiding like nip tasks.

N I T You know Fortune's always bragging about having nips. My nips were nipping and I had major swamp ass. Wompa. So So far you're on fire this episode, girl. We've had swamp ass. That's such a good song. But speaking of good songs, what did you find, Thomas? Yeah, do you want to hear Eminem talking about it? Yeah. I'm s uh sweaty with spaghetti and I love that. Uh I put my orange four inch door hinge in storage. Porridge with George. That's right. But he's the master.

Yeah, twist them up a little bit for Four inch. I would yeah, I wouldn't have thought. Doranch. Yeah. I mean, But that's good. That is like a little window into genius right there. Mm-hmm. God, I wish I could rhyme better. Yeah. Well, you know what I what it made me think is we need to come up with a brand new word that rhymes with our

Fortune is day drunk and we need to just come to terms. She has her face fluffer. What is it? My the puffer. Okay. I know. I was just electrified by the idea of a a word challenge and and like and then and then fortune starts depuffing her. Can we block Fortune's video? No. No, continue talking. I'm just de puffing. I just bought one for my mom and again this is not an ad. We're not sponsored by De Puffer, but she loves it. Oh, I thought it was an ad for your mother.

Yeah this is not an ad for my mom. I spent Mother's Day with my mom. Good. As you should have. Wait, isn't it still coming up? This is coming out this. Yeah. Wait, but I love that- You volunteered it. So we're gonna be like, Well, how was it? What happened? They don't know yet. I bet it went well. Yeah. But it was a beautiful time.

Oh, I uh nothing. I'm here I'm I'm in my little office and I last time we were together I had forgotten to bring the thing I wanted to show you guys that a fan gave me. Yeah. I just I hope you're as delighted by these as I am, but I'll just one by one reveal. So Okay. And I don't know who made these. I'm so sorry, but someone really smart. Okay. This is me as a bird. Okay, so this is... So great. So good. That's so funny. Oh good. Puffy chest.

This is Tig as a bird. And Tig has a little bottle with that that says dyke dust. Oh, like the why does Tig's hair looks very um eldy. These are us as birds that a fan has made. And then I've saved the best to last. No, I'm I'm so scared. I just love it I love what's this bird gonna be? Oh no! I love it. But Is unbelievable. Is this not you in a as a bird a hundred percent? You're gonna say in a nutshell, but in an eggshell in an eggshell. Look at that wild hair.

It's so blonde. I'm so blonde. Look at that But that is really inspired and great. And why in birds? Is there a connection I'm forgetting? No, I don't think there's a a bird c maybe this person makes birds. The person maybe specializes in birds, yeah. Oh, okay. Birds, handsome birds. It's like it's like a little baby uh The curls are curling. Are those snuggly? Uh those little Are you gonna sleep with him?

Uh uh well, I'll sleep with them for sure. Obviously I have been. All three of them. Uh the the wings are very soft, but no, the bodies are tight and hard. Mm-hmm.

I ran into somebody that was like, I heard the podcast y'all did about not like where you said you didn't like caricatures that are drawn of you and um and then gave me one. And I was like, Well this is not better. Well, they were being like, Look, they can be good. Look, I got I have one of you that you're gonna like and it was I looked insane. Well Well and that person just found out. Well Listen, they're good at caricatures. I just don't look good as a caricature. I look crazy.

Okay, but as a bird. To burn them. Gorgeous. So crazy. Oh. But look at all this stuff I gotta uh go through. Like this this is Those are your gifts? Yeah. You are Yeah. And like sorting and organizing and But when you ask when you like talk about it it makes people want to give you th more things. Yeah, you're gonna get so much more. Is that what you want?

Secretly, yeah,'cause then I fall'cause then I can also complain about it and go, What am I gonna do with all this stuff? And that there's a joy in complaining, but I I do love it. Like, um and I only have four cities left on the tour, so So you never know what's tough. Are you feeling somewhat sad or are you like, I can't wrap up quick enough?

Like both. I'm I'm really gonna miss it. And I you know, I got my tattoo to commemorate it and uh I feel lucky and had I like it it's been like like it's actually changed me. I've learned a lot, but I change for the better. I didn't say for the better. Oh it changed you. It hardened you? No, it did change me for the better. It's been like a like there's been a real emotional depth to it. I really loved it. But um yeah, I I'm ready for it to end.

What is the biggest change that you've Well the tattoo's permanent and I didn't have that before. Wait, can you remind me what the tattoo is like? Thank you for asking. Maybe I never showed. I don't know if you did. I feel like you were showing were you showing our guests? At the live show? Blah blah boom gams. Mm-hmm. It's a little tour bus. Okay. Yeah, that sounds familiar. Yeah, I think you said it but I now that seems familiar, but we never saw it. As you know I clogged the tour bus.

Toilet twice. We're just gonna assume that tattoo stinks. Scratch and sniff, stinky bus tattoo. Yes. Rancid. Your nickname on the tour is Stinky Bus. Oh my god. As long as I'm still Little Boat.

I saw Britney Snow after our um live show and she said she was rocking her little cowboy hat around town. No Where did you see her? At the brunch today? Oh, okay. Oh my god, please let there be a paparazzi picture of her wearing that. Well'cause you know, it does fit her show, Hunting Wives,'cause it's a bunch of Texas. Texas, yeah. Really good. Alright. You guys, what else? Should I depuff some more? I know something that will You have a secret? Girl spell.

Well I can't tell you I can't say this can't be on the podcast. I don't mind talking about something that we can't No, I'm I'm going to be this is wild. No, no, I just can't say what this is for, but I can show you the most disturbing manly looking image of me that you'll ever see in your life. I I had to you know a life cast where they have to like Yes. You know, for just like they have to make something

Like prosthetics. Okay, yeah, yeah. So you don't want to say what it's for, but you don't show it. It hasn't it hasn't been announced yet. You're filming something that hasn't been an Yeah. Exactly. Okay. This is so disgusting. And it's not it's actual it's actually my face on a computer scanned. Wow. Oh my god, Tim. This is crazy. Yeah. It kinda looks like that guy, the British guy that Taylor Swift dated for a minute. Tom somebody. Oh, uh who plays Loki? Yeah, what's his name?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pull up a picture of him, tell me that's not I don't see it. I'm seeing no I'm seeing like maybe an ancient Roman emperor who had a Tom Hiddleston. You think Tom Hill Can we see it again, Tig? Of course. I'm happy to show this off. People tell me I look like him. Come on, bring it up. I feel like I've been Tag. Twins, look at that. That's crazy. And if you're just listening to this, Tig's um showing us, it's like a bold. Yeah. A bold blue

f thing of her face. It looks really Yeah, what is how are you feeling looking at that? I feel like I'm very good at this. I um I think it's real and it's honest. Also makes me think like, okay, I am a gay person and I present in a more uh you know, leaning in a masculine direction. I look at this picture myself and I go, okay, what if I dated men and I identified with being straight? Would my face still fall this way? Do you know what?

Yeah. Like There's something going on because yes, go ahead. I people say there's such a thing as gay face, right? Like and you either I kind of Faith, faith. I kinda know what they mean. Trunk. Stay dry. How but I have a gay face. But you're dead. Is this a gay face? You're dead. Drunk What am I getting? You are drunk. I'm not drunk.

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Yeah. Would you have known that was me? No, it would I would think it was Tom Hiddleston. I probably should have led with who do you think Tom Hiddleston. I think I would have thought it was like your your brother or your or your uncle or something. Thought it was your grandpa. I mean when you take a single

The Juds. But without hair, I mean anyone with like imagine fortune totally bald. Imagine me totally bald. Well, and also I can see all of like my lack of symmetry. Right. Um, you know, it like it just highlights every truth to my face. Yeah. And they told me I had to do a life cast, which is what that's called. Um I misunderstood and I thought they were saying it only needed to be the back of my head.

And when they started putting the wet clay across my eyes and mouth, I got completely Claustrophone. Oh my god, yes. And I had to wave to stop. I've heard. I heard that super claustrophobic. Whoa. Do they put straws straws in your nose and stuff and you're supposed to breathe through your n I can't I There were no straws, but like I just uh they allowed me to have one eye without the clay and I just shut my eye but I was like no can do Oh my god. No can do. How long did it take again?

Honestly, it wasn't even that long, but even a second. Covered in that That's it. Rafael. Yeah. Are you claustrophobic? Um, no, but that just d I don't like the feeling of not being able to breathe. Mm-hmm. Like I went scuba diving once and it it was not for me. Same. I get I'm pretty claustrophobic. Yeah. if you're doing an escape room and they say, Is anyone here claustrophobic? I say yes. So I must play. And and how does that fix anything?

Uh then maybe you go scurry into the little dark corner. Don't get me scurrying, y'all. I had a a my a close friend who we were pranking each other back and forth for years and so one of the pranks he did on me was he got me into his closet and closed the door and locked it. And it was a small dark closet. And then he'd hidden in there a speaker and it was his voice going

put rats in the closet with you. And I I everyone's laughing and I was going, Let me out, let me out. It's not funny anymore. And then I I had to I thought I gotta get through this and so I just went silent and I just put my head down and I was like This will be over soon. And it was really weird because it was just a funny prank, but I was like not No, I was freaking out. Like pranks most Re I like them'cause it shows someone was thinking about you. No. And focusing on you. That's the Right.

It's true. I've never heard I've never heard that before. I met someone sing of you, huh? Yeah, that kind of like someone's gone out of their way to prepare something to to delight or torment you. Either way, it's nice that they were thinking about Someone went out of their way to torment you. How cool. Okay, so when I've told you about my prank where I go out into the back patio of somebody's house and I say just so everybody knows I'm going to bed ten minutes, you don't like that.

No, that's like whatever. Okay. It's more of your prank where you like w tying everyone's shoes together to the table. Oh. You wouldn't like that. Uh-uh. Yeah. Really? I I'd be like, oh great, we got something to talk about. Or or like uh but but that one's kinda har harmless, so it's like it would just kinda like okay. Okay. But it w I guess it would be more like um Like if I sent you an anonymous letter. Okay, let's pretend we're all in the Girl Scouts. I w Stamp handsome.

Camp Handsome and we're in our bunks and you put like a snake in my bed. Oh I'm not into that stuff. You like Or even a frog and Close my bra. Is that a prank? You've read Mahanula. Is that like a well known? Продолжение следует... Ha ha ha ha ha. Wait, what have you freezing? This is my honey love, I swear to God. Wait, did you just invent that or is that a thing, freezing bras?

No, that was like a thing when we were kids that really people would do as like they would pick one girl, take her problem, put it in the freezer. I don't know why. Or did you do the th the thing where when someone's sleeping you if you They said if you put their hand in water they would pee themselves. Uh warm water, yeah. I'm not into that. Yeah. That kind of stuff. I guess the tie and shoot one was not really a good example'cause like who cares? But it's more of that.

But yeah, I also you know, I'm not into the whole like and this is so beyond a prank, but like pushing someone in a pool like with their clothes on and like Because Phones now, and that's like a twelve hundred dollar thing in your pocket. Yeah. And then ice phones. Oh for chicken. Mm-hmm. Yeah, when I was a kid if my my brother would do something like that and then he afterwards he he'd do something objectively cruel and then afterwards he'd go for a joke and that was like Yeah, you're right.

Yeah. He was thinking of me. He was thinking Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok Okay, what's making me want to prank you, I have to say like an o An anonymous letter or something. Or how about this? You guys prank me? I swear. Yeah, we should prank May and that way May will know Finally. Who is that? Thinking about shoes. I don't know, is it Taylor Dane? No. No, I don't know what it is. Uh I've been thinking about you.

Are you guys freaked out by wax museum? Like s I'm thinking about your face cast. Do you guys enjoy uh like a Madame Tusades? Like a Madame I sure don't. Like a You did it freak you out? No. Oh okay. I I I like Yeah, I'm into any kind of novelty experience though, you know like where you pay an exorbitant amount of money and go to the gift shop and Ha ha ha. But I like uh seeing everyone's heights. That I like that. 'Cause is that the scale?

Yeah, they're to scale. Like a madam two saw two sods, two sods Episodes. And my favorite is when you go, Now who is this meant to be? Oh when it's so off? Yeah. And would you um just be thrilled if there was one of you? I mean I'm pretty easy to play as I feel like Oh my god. You're happy there's a bird that looks like If somebody just says I know you

Yeah. Uh yeah, like I went to the the psychic I saw who whose face melted. She wrote me a little post-it that said, um, you are seen and understood and loved, or something like that. And I got it up in my mirror in my bedroom. Oh that's nice. I assume in relationships that's very important too as well. Yeah, to feel understood. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's pretty common. Yeah, I got started. Yeah. But maybe some people need it more than others. That's true, Fortune.

You're speaking your uh whiskey wisdom. Uh oh, here comes the puffer.

Yeah, Fortune's Truth Serum. Yeah. Oh have another one. Can you go whip yourself up a little drink? I gotta fly tonight. Tonight? Where are you flying? Toronto. Oh my place where I'm from I'm gonna see your people. Yeah. You should sw swing by, see my mom and you guys could depuff your Do you use the depuffer when you're not on handsome? Nope. During the bond. Heat there's a heat one too. That's the one I use more actually. Wait, you have a whole separate depuffer? No, I don't

It's on the same thing. That's why it's amazing. I should use it more though. Did I get sent one? Did you hear my tummy just now? Fortune and I just happened to buy them. That is not true. Yeah. Yeah, Fortune's an influencer. That's fine. So that's not one of our advertisers? I learned about this from a makeup artist and then I came on the pod once and talked about I caught a a depuffa. The debuffer. And it's a de puffer.

Um and then May was like, Should I get one? And I said, Well everybody swears by this, yeah. And have you noticed any differences in the three episodes you've used? If I used it more, maybe. I also have one of those red light masks I need to start using. Yeah, I like those. I brought it on the tour bus because it also vibrates and I like a vibration. What is it supposed to do? Just relax. Sing it. Mm. Well no, not to when I was shooting that movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. I got a lot of beauty products during that filming. Good. I w it was a a girl movie and I was a girl. Yes. You're a girl. Ha ha ha. I have a real par like paranoia about being puffy'cause for some reason growing up my mom would always comment about people. She'd go, Did you see their face was puffy? And she'd always say it was probably from alcohol. She would use she'd say puffy from alcohol. So now I always I She's gonna think I'm puffy. No way. No, you've de you've departed.

Yeah. Yeah. And is that what it does, is it takes puffiness, the depuffer? Yeah, it around your eyes and stuff. Mm-hmm. Are people into this? I guess we'll see. Whatever.

Uh well should we get to our uh question? Yeah, let's do it. Today's question is brought to you by ATT. Today's question asker is an actor, writer, and comedian who was a cast member on Saturday Night Live from twenty thirteen to twenty twenty two. He co-wrote and starred in the movie Briggsby Bear and wrote and directed the horror comedy Y2K. He co-hosts What's Our Podcast? With his longtime collaborator Beck Bennett, Kyle Mooney is asking today's question.

Kyle was so funny. Oh, we haven't gotten it the question yet, but Kyle was very funny on S and L. Anyway, play the question. Hey everybody, my name is Kyle Mooney and uh I'm curious if there's a piece of clothing that you missed. Maybe something that you wore a lot at a certain point in your life or maybe something that just brings back a lot of memories that you lost or you don't don't know where it is. Um I'm excited to he hear what you think. Oh yeah!

That is a person with funny bones, you know. Mm. That's what I was saying earlier. He's a silly man. I've never met. Silly goose. Yeah. Are you guys friends with Kyle? I've met Kyle before, he's very nice. I think I met him at a SNL after party. Yeah, I know Kyle through um Stephanie came up with uh Kyle and Beck and all those guys. In fact I was at Kyle's going away party when he got S and L. Yeah. Yeah. I wanna be friends with him. I could see all being buds. Do you think that's a good one?

I think his uh podcast is also a headgum. Yes it is. Yeah. We have recorded beside them before. Yes we have. Okay, I like the question too about a a piece of clothing that you really miss.'Cause also when you're younger you get more attached to single items of clothing, I think. Like and they represent like a real era in your Era? Era? Either one. Yeah. Tomato tomato.

Yeah, potato patata. I think my answer is uh there I had a gap brown corduroy hooded jacket that ha had like that fake sheep fur in it. when I and I had it like thirteen to seventeen through all the sketchiest years and it was like it was so comforting and uh it was very like gender euphoric for me at that age. Like

Uh maybe it wasn't hooded actually. Maybe it was a I think it had a collar I popped. Like it had a got tail Yeah, and I just felt like I was Jack Kerouac well going around Toronto and I'd wear it in like the middle of winter freezing cold and it wasn't warm enough and but I like no lining to it. Yeah, yeah. I was it's it was sounding very Bob Dylan. Very d oh you know what? Yeah. Like the cover of that album where he's got the the babe and they're walking down the street.

That's what it reminded me of with your little popped collar. Yeah. And you wore this for like a really long time? Yeah. I mean I s I yeah. I I used it as like a blanket if I would crash in people's house. Like I just and it was like Yeah, I have friends that still mention it. Like remember that filthy rag you used to wear? Ha ha ha ha. How often does it come up?

Uh just I have my two best friends Gabby and Nicole, we kind of rehash the same five years of our life incessantly. So it does come up. Yeah. Oh hell yeah. Dust off the dusty volumes. Yeah.

Apparently vintage t shirts are way back in. Did they go out? The I mean, like some people have always been into vintage t-shirts, but it's like really a thing right now. Right. To the point of like there are certain shirts in a store that like a t-shirt, some of them are like two hundred, three hundred bucks. Yeah. Well if they're if they're rare and collectible, like I feel like I think I could get for my Go Go's t shirt.

Honestly, y like fifteen hundred dollars, I think. Yeah. It's an original Gogo's t shirt worn by one of the Gogo's, right? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Charlotte Caffey, who I believe listens to our podcast. She brought it to me at Largo, and uh I will never sell it. Yeah. Treasure. Oh man, is it a treasure? I have a whole drawer full of concert I think we already went through this yesterday, but a whole concert t shirt drawer. God, I want to get in that drawer. Yeah.

Yeah. I I also regret my answer'cause I have a Paul McCartney vintage t shirt that is I wore so much it's like threadbare, like it's got big holes in it. I can't wear it. Where is it from? I it's from a wings tour, so it would have been Whoa. Chicken wings. Like eighties, early eighties. Where Where did you get that? Yeah. Yeah, his chicken wing tour before we became a There are vegan chicken wings?

I had I had a friend who was like, I've had this t shirt forever and I just feel like you should have it and then and then left it on my parents' porch and then I got it. And I I've I wish I had been more careful with it'cause it's like big holes, but I love it. Your friend my number. I know, that's a nice friend. I didn't keep any vent I have no v like vintage t shirts. Hm. I mean I don't know. No. Yeah. I know the answer.

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I go into vent I have some friends that are very into vintage shopping. I just kinda go in the store and sit down and watch like them shop. Yeah. Right. I don't so yeah, I guess I'm not into into the vintage stuff. At all. No. I don't know. I don't know, I guess I don't want that. But do you have an item of clothing like like maybe something you used to always do stand up in when you first started or something?

God, I went through so many phases of terrible fashion choices and stand-up. I wanna do it. I don't want to go back to any of them. Wait. That you are wearing specifically like, okay, putting on my comedy outfit. Mm-hmm. Early days. It was a vest. Okay. Like a button or vest, you know? Sometimes a tie. Oh my god. I have a headshot with that outfit. Um can you sign it? Then it moved into um sweater vests. Oh my god Uh, that was a big one. Um, then then it moved into um golf shirts.

Yeah. Just trying to make your way out of the closet. Moved into um Uh button up short sleeve shirts. And bow ties. Uh and then it moved into um which I think I'm currently kinda in a shackets. Oh yeah, I love a shacket. Yeah. I love a with like a t shirt underneath. Yeah. Yeah. But some of those choices were like woo. I think it's time to bring back the vest and tie.

And there was a there and there was a phase where I was just straight up T shirt and sometimes they were too short. And so just a little peak of my belly would be showing like I was a plumber or something. Got to Yeah. We have a peekaboo every time for the fans. God, there's some rough pictures out there of me. I don't know what I was thinking with some of these outfits. You know when you're doing a show and they they are promoting it and they for some reason pick a fifteen year old photo from

So and you're like uh do I reach out and say, Can you not use that? Like it doesn't even look like me anymore. Yeah. Uh so I don't want to revisit any of those. But I a a piece of Shoes count uh in this scenario? Well, yeah. I went through a phase of do you remember Sebagos? No. But like topsiders? Lago loafers. I'm gonna show you. So the these were like all the rage when I was y young in at least in my area. Oh yeah, those are timeless. Oh that's like they're called like topsiders.

These apparently these particular ones were called Sebegas. No yeah, those are yeah, those look like like boat shoes to me. They're like boat shoes. Well I wore these all the time. Do mainly fellas wear those? Probably. Yeah. Yeah. And uh they had like the little um yeah, these these shoelaces. The leather shoelaces. That would always come untied. Are they considered low boat?

They're little boat shoes. And I wore these all the freaking time for like several years, but I didn't wear socks with them. Mm-hmm. They were like boat shoes and my feet s these shoes smelled So bad that my friends' parents would have to put my shoes outside when I came over. And light him on fire.

And I don't know why. I didn't like they're putting my shoes out. I don't know why it didn't occur to me like maybe you should stop doing this. These are so bad that they don't want'em inside their house. And I was just kept doing it for a couple of years. And honestly, if I could go back to that. I would. If I could Would you wear socks? If you did it now, would you wear socks? have to wear the like little um no show socks, you know what I'm talking about?

Yeah, I would have to do that. Um, but as far as clothing, I rocked some umbros. uh umbro shorts for many years. There was a um one uh that was a tur like a turquoise and purple, sort of like a Charlotte Hornets colors back in the day. Um I wear those all the time. Okay. I would I would like to dig up those. All right. I'd also like to be able to fit in those but I don't think that would happen in these times. I'd like to see you in your little boat shoes with tube socks up to your knees.

Yeah, and your turquoise umbros. Okay. And a vest and a Bowtie. Was wearing golf shirts on stage. Like what? Why? Why was I doing that?

I went through a period of time where it wasn't stand up related. It was just like me and the world where mm an ex girlfriend of mine gave me her old um Canadian sweater that had an eagle on the back. And I just wore it all the time. I was obsessed with it when we were together. And when we broke up, she gave me the sweater as a parting gift. And um and but I wore it on stage all the time. I wore it out and about in the world. I it just was always on me.

Yeah, I've seen you pictures of you in that and Yeah, yeah. I wore it all the time. That's funny it was Canadian. The eagle feels so American and feels and then the but yeah. Yeah, the eagle is on the back. Um what happened to it? Oh, I still have it. I don't I don't miss it. Um but it's just here. Um I was just going off of the uh stand up outfits'cause people thought that I was wearing that as a stand up um comedy outfit. And I I wasn't. I was just wearing it all

the time. Yeah. Um, and um and it was at a time when I was always on stage. I mean, open mics and dropping in, doing sets and whatever. But um I would say that the article of clothing I miss is this blazer that I must have left in like a I don't know if it was at the lawn at the dry cleaners or in a closet at a hotel, but it was um

really small black and white checked blazer. Oh. And um and I just loved it so, so much. And now I don't know if it I don't know if it's still in style, but I it was a painful loss for me. See like it I'm gonna make a note in my phone and then s and then try and find it for you. That's I'm looking at I'm like I have to I'll all I have to go on well all I have to or the one One all I have to go on is tiny black and white checks

I think it was the company Super Dry. It's a Japanese clothing company. You know, Super Dry. Uhhuh. You know when you see pictures of yourself as like a kid kid and the and you're like, God, uh uh that was a cool sweater or something. Like some of the nine nine the nineties stuff I had with the big bold patterns and stuff and Yeah, th I wasn't a kid then, but um I had I was, you know, seventies. That would have been cool stuff too. I still have t shirts.

From the seventies. Like my soccer T shirts from when I was like five and six and then Yes. Yeah, and when I went to summer camp, Y M C A summer camp teach You can probably still fit in them too. Um I used to uh I don't I don't think I don't think now. Yeah. But for a while uh like twenty years ago I used to still wear them, but uh I don't I don't quite fit in there. And now you have'em just for nostalgia purposes?

Well, I think I mentioned this. I I gave them to my kids and they wore them and then they grew out of'em and now I'm like Now what do I do? You know, it it feels like I've really hit the end of the road with these Don't abandon me. You say that, man. Maybe wait till your kids have kids, maybe. It is. Um, so maybe I'll just uh you know, open an eBay store and sell all my old Ha ha ha. Rock jerseys and Oh give it give them to me first. Yeah. Yeah. They sound cool.

But again, my son is very one of my sons is very into collectibles and he really doesn't care what it's about. He just wants to know, is this rare? Is it a collectible? Is this worth anything? And we have a joke in our family because one night we were with Glennon Doyle and Abby Wombach and um and I can't remember what it was. But some somehow it turned into, well, if Abby licked it, it would be worth more. And so now

Now anything where um where it comes up, oh well how much is that worth? Well it's worth this, but maybe if we have Abby lick it, uh it'll Go up a few hundred dollars. So um that's our plan that's our retirement plan. Is just to have Abby Wombach go around the house and lick everything. I like that. Ha ha. You lick that. I did once lose a pair of my favorite underwear in a hotel room. I'd like to get those back. I'll get on it. I'll make a note. What's the brand? Or seven.

I don't know. They're the most comfortable pair of underwear I've ever owned in my entire life. They were like Kinda light but enough support. I've never seen him since I have Report for what? McCooner I mean why? I've never felt like unique. I need support. I need it lifted up. You've reached that age where you're dressed. I can come but Cooter's dropping. Oh, my God. My god. What the hell? You'll need a little support for the coots, you know? May do you need underwear support?

No. Y'all are tiny. Y'all don't know this problem. The old saggy coot. Well saggy good. Needs to be cradled. I need it just a beat a little hammock. Thank you for giving it. Thank you. Yeah, of course. Creating that visual. Yeah. Mm-hmm. A clothing piece of clothing that I miss is a t shirt I had that I got in college that I bought at the Goodwill probably in like two thousand five and it said

If I die and don't go to heaven, send me to Aruba, and that had an iguana on it, and he was drinking a tropical drink and he had like a wine shirt on. Uh and I don't know that I'd wear that shirt now, but I wore it probably weekly from the year two thousand five until two thousand eleven or something like that and Yeah.

It just when I see a picture of it, I'm taking back to being in my twenties and figuring out who I was and even like kinda figuring out what how I wanted to present myself to the world. Um So I in that way I missed that shirt, but I don't think I'd put it on.

Hope you guys had a great podcast. Did you guys ever wear shirts with sayings on it? Yeah, I had one I had one and this is maybe the most embarrassing photo of me that exists is I I went to a good Charlotte concert when I was thirteen with a boy I had a crush on called Brett Morris. Shout out Brett Yo, Brad. Yeah, and good Charlotte. I I don't I we waited after to meet them and we got a photo with Benji Madden and Joel Madden and I I I got tits.

I'm in this really tight t shirt. I got long hair and a ponytail and braces. Uh cooter support. I had no cooters for needed. You didn't say that. And then on the t shirt I said, It's always the quiet ones. Yeah, I'm just standing there like this. And it just looked like puberty is What is what is it even implying? No, like that you better watch out for me. You don't e you don't know what a spitfire I am underneath all.

I'm about to say here comes trouble is what it means. And that is a t shirt I had in the seventies was I I don't know if if these stores existed when you guys were uh little handsomes, but there were t shirt shops where you could go in, pick out a t shirt and pick out an iron on. Yeah. Yeah, I love that. Oh yeah. And so I had and I still have it. It I it's right here. You do? Yeah, we gotta see. Yes. From the seventies. It really does keep a lot of shirts. That's wild.

I'm starting to wonder what hoarding situation's happening in Take's Closet. I cannot believe that as we're talking about this, I have exactly what I was telling you. This is one of my soccer jerseys. Oh my god, I can't believe you still have this. What and what does it say on it? It says Spring Creek Y M C A and it's from when I lived in Texas. You could definitely still wear that shirt. I don't know I Oh yeah, you can.

Okay, I'll do it for you on a special night where we go out. Yep. And then oh, it doesn't say here comes trouble. It Yeah. It says uh official troublemaker. Oh, and there's there's a monkey. It's so odd! It's so. And then I had my name put on back. Oh my god! I can't believe- Well my my mother had these little um shirts and stuff saved of mine and when she died and I went through her stuff, yeah these were these were in um Oh, I see.

And so I took'em and then um and then I gave them to my kids and they wore them and then they grew out of'em, and now I just have'em again. Yeah. Uh there's g it should be more of those iron on t shirt places. I love that. I love Official troublemaker in element Lager. In elementary school. And uh Can b that'd be the name of your next special? Official troublemaker. I cannot fit into this for sure. That one is tiny, that's a half shirt. Yeah, that's little. But the other one I believe you can.

Well I'm gonna try and then I'll send you a picture. Yeah. Yeah, please. I still wear I wear a shirt that a fan gave me that says here for the snacks That's good. I should get one of those too. You know what I wanna say about Kyle Money really f oh go ahead. Please. You you keep talking about I I wanna show a t shirt too that a fan gave me that I Find one of these pairs of underwear with the support in'em. I was just I was just oh yep, go ahead. I'm gonna go grab it. Is that quick?

Yeah, what what ev's, kid? Okay. What ev's? Yeah we'll be here. Oh I found another thing in my um In your drawer? You just have clothes in your drawer? No, it's uh my old wallet from junior high school with the Van Halen symbol on it. Yeah. So there is my old Van Halen wallet. Whoa, I remember those kind of wallets. Dang you keep everything. My my Van Halen. I love it. Oh my god. Yeah. Goldmine.

What I was just gonna say very quickly about Kyle Mooney that I appreciate so much about him is I find him not only to be deeply silly, but he has such an earnest um kind way. Yeah. And like a uh just that vibe that I I like that I love that mix of silliness and sincerity. Yeah, I'm really glad to hear that it that it's that he is kind. I mean maybe he's the biggest jerk in town, but he hasn't shown. He seems very he seems very sweet. Yeah, like he radiates kindness, so that's

Yeah. Okay, this is a t shirt a fan gave me that is a vintage t shirt. And I guess on the podcast I talked about my favorite blooper of all time is Elaine on it's Julia Louis Dreyfus on Seinfeld when Jerry Stiller says Are you saying my George isn't smart enough to hatch a plan like that? And she goes

She goes, it means whatever it no, he goes, What the hell does that mean? And she laughs and it's a great blooper and then she goes, It means whatever the hell you want it to mean And then he says, You saying you want a piece of me? And then the anyway, the t shirt is really good. Let's see it. Means whatever. It means whatever the hell you want it to mean, and it's Elaine looking incredible. Yeah, I just love it. It's such a niche pop culture moment that that blooper really cheers me up.

That's funny. Well Well, We did it, said We did it again. We talk to each other. Yeah. A lot. I feel like I really know you guys. Little birdies. Yeah, I mean I I can't get over um the fortune bird here. I'll never get over that. I feel like I feel like all of our birds should stay with you as a trio. Uh yeah, thank you.'Cause I was gonna ask if I could just keep them and I I mean I wish I could build something that I could attach them to my shoulders and go. Go on your shelf somewhere?

Yeah, definitely. Yeah. I'll put'em up there. Yeah. Yeah. I have at some point I want stuff behind me, like cool fun things, but I might be switching this room with the n other room, so I don't want to put up anything right now. Keep us posted. We don't want any confusion. You posted. Yeah. And um also always want to remind people Who wants a kiss? Fortune? Marie. My lord fortune Yeah. I am a married woman. Unwilling. Yeah, yeah. No. Oh et de...

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I am not doing many live shows these at the moment, but um please check out my music. It's on Spotify or wherever you get your music. I have an album called I'm a TV, and I'm doing two music festivals this summer, one in Yellowknife and one in Guelph. Um, so just check out social meds for the deeds. Well, I currently right in this moment in in London. Thank you. Who wants to come to my show in London? Is this Australian or I don't know. You just lost a

God dang it. Well I'm in London tomorrow, June third, uh at the Hackney Empire. So come check that out. And then Dublin, June fourth. And then that's the end of my European tour. And then uh after that, Rochester, Minnesota, Cedar Rapids, Iowa, Omaha, Portland, Maine, Detroit. Uh those tickets are for sale on my website, Fortune Feemster that And uh the golf show I did with Will Farrell's gonna be out in July on Netflix. Yeah.

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