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Yeah, and today we're in the Good Hands studio presented by Allstate. Yeah we are. Yeah. We appreciate them supporting our pod. Uhhuh. And we appreciate all of our listeners and watching. Thank you guys for tuning in. Yeah. Sure are a little cowboy. Yeah. And what do you have? Boom. Rock in a uh a Wyoming hoodie. I don't Where'd you get it? Um you wanna check for me? No. Is it I think it might be Cherry, Los Angeles? Okay. I guess I just meant where did you get it? Online. Oh.

Yeah, yeah, not in Wyoming. Oh, never been there. Never been. Never been. Well actually I've never been to Wyoming either. Tulacan Swan. And I've been to m most of the state. Uh what's Wyoming known for? That And cowboys. I have a lot of friends getting into horse therapy where you go and the the horses breathe on you. They you lie there and then the horses like smell your trauma or something and they come up and they put their big old noses on you. I don't know. No horse. A horse.

And just go like and then you go, Oh, that's better. Ah. Oh boy. Um... Yeah. We are really looking to heal ourselves, aren't we? Yeah. Uh Yeah, you guys are surging right now. Of course. Breathes on me with the With their Messy little snout. Yeah. Then it'll all be okay.

I have a bit in my show that's like about a meme I saw that's like when you look into it's a photo of a horse's eye and it sa said when you look into the eye of a horse, you're looking at the parts of yourself that you're too afraid to heal and I kinda make fun of it and then at the meet and greet this woman was like

Uh no, you are that is true. And she said, I have a horse therapy farm and you're invited and I have seven horses and you will heal heal your inner child by looking in their eyes and listen, I don't doubt it. Listen. Sorry to the horse community. And what is the saying like uh don't look a gift horse in the eye? Yeah. So Well there's that. Is it in the mouth? Oh in the in the mouth. Yeah. You know. I'm not a perfect person. I'm not a person I haven't thought about that song in forever.

Funny that all three of us know that one. Guys, three on three. Three on three. Is that the first time? Okay. Also it sounds a lot sexier than it is. Yeah, bouncing about.

Guys, I am excited because before we came to record, yeah, Thomas reminded me that I had said that'cause uh people have been bringing me things on tour, little trinkets and gifts. Yeah, right. And Thomas was like, Don't forget to to bring some stuff and so I manically started ripping open these there's I have twelve boxes of stuff. Oh my god. I I couldn't bring it all, but I brought stuff that's Oh, we wanted it all. I'm kidding.

You need help going through it, but I brought stuff that's relates to us, the three of us, or I don't even know what I brought actually. I brought two things as well, but Also it's okay if mostly none of them f are for me. No, they are Yeah. Oh, thank you, Thomas. I also uh a lovely fan brought some uh no, actually a fiz fan sent these to my mom. For you guys. Oh. And one for me as well. No way. Yeah, so I'll hand that out.

Well, so this is so w I've been handed some beautiful cuff links that say district A Ontario, Canada. That's where I'm from. Oh my god. Oh my god. And this and this is some kind of jewel keychain that Tig has. An emerald looking jewel. Did you get an emerald? Maybe. Re I don't know who it's from. Angela. Oh, it's from Angela. Mr. Angela, how did you know? You I could see you wearing those couplings. We honestly would, yeah. Those are cool. Oh. What is it? It's this No, but it's a keychain.

It's a hair. It's a hair clip. It's really she gas put it in her hair. I got one something too, but I forgot to bring it up. Hello. Don't know who. You know, that is really well chosen for you. That is beautiful. I mean how would you not think I gotta get this for Tig? Is that my tick coated? A hair hair clip keychain. Do you think these are vintage things or They look vintage. Doesn't look brand new plasticky.

I'm going to a w a wedding soon of p of people I've never met. Oh You should rock your Touvling. They know I'm coming, but um Yeah. Can I tell you? Those are the shape of a maple leaf, right? Yeah, these are Canadian cuffling. Yeah. I went to uh I know on a previous episode why are you laughing at in your head. Why not? Because the little cheek dentro is dangling. Yeah. But on a previous episode I talked about my ex who wrote the song Kevin's in Heaven. Yep. Well

She and I went to a wedding when we lived in Austin and um and we were not invited. We crashed the wedding. Mm-hmm. Hmm. Was it someone you knew? Oh my god, Tigre. And we we we um wrapped a box that had a brick in it and we sh we got dressed up and we went and put the um the g it was at a hotel in downtown Austin. We put the gift on the table. And then went and uh helped ourselves. To the food and drink. Yeah. But the whole time we were terrified.

Drum set and a f and played French horn and then. That's the same one. But anyway, so we we dropped off the wrapped brick that was in a box. Seems like a hate crime. And uh And uh and we wandered around very awkwardly, like, oh my god, do you think they know they have to know? Like anyone talks to you.

Nobody said anything. I have to I have to ask her. I don't remember anybody saying I think we chickened out after a while and we left. But it was so worth it. But it was we weren't as cool as we am we thought we were gonna be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um Well just like the We would like hang out and just have a funny, fun story. But the only fun part of it is we dropped a brick off and ate some food.

I have like couples watching right now. Oh, yeah. Oh my god, that's where that brand Somewhere there's a couple, yeah, who's maybe they have like Yeah. Yeah, but maybe they were like, Oh, that was definitely from our cousin Or or one of their exes. Mm. Why are you going to a wedding where you don't know the people? Are you a plus one? Plus one. Yeah, but I'm I'm positive I'll bring a brick. That the brick is crazy. That's another level of a prank. That's like to to wrap the yeah.

I don't know why we why didn't we just get them like a dish or something? Yeah. That's the least we could have done. Break seems very random. we could have set up our band that we set up in a golf course. That should be the wedding bear. Yeah, we could have just brought the drum set and the French horn and been like rocket. That's all you need musically. The drums and the French horn together. No rhythm.

Keep in mind, keep in mind, we set that up in the middle of a golf course in the middle of the night. That is. So people were hearing drums and French horn and nobody knew where to go. Two things you don't want to hear in the day, no together. How dare you? Together. They're lovely separate. It was a grand old time.

Yeah, the French horn is I the only I I only know it from that uh song For No One by the Beatles. It has a the French horn solo. That's the only French horn I know that's like Well my ex plays it. Okay, amazing. Alright. Alright, so first of all I'm gonna show you this. This is for me, but you guys I hope will recognize what this is. Oh, yeah. You don't have to pull everything out and say this is for me What if everything is for me? Now this is for me.

Not you guys. Okay. So I'm holding up a a framed piece of art that someone gave me and um. Is it us? It's actually Frau Trophia. Proud Trophia and starting the dance. And people were I love that. Like they're about to die. I... The townspeople are freaking out. Yeah. Dance until you die. What did that merge do? I don't know. Sometimes every now and then when you all write about a merge item and I'm like, That is so niche. We got a dance academy. I'm like, we can put it out there, let's try.

I want one of those still. That's a good good Sure. I stand by it. I'm just realizing that the one the main thing I wanted to bring I forgot to bring. It was someone made all three of us and but they're little birds and they're and they have our hair oh Well the next the next one you can show us. Okay. Yeah, yeah. There's more time. Yeah, this isn't our law. Unless a tragedy happens. It's a couple Aprils now. Okay, this simply says for Tig and Fortune, keep it handsome.

Wait, we're supposed to share? From Minnesota. There's two books in here that I can feel but I don't know what they are. You wanna open it? Sure. It's like Christmas. Oh my gosh. Four Tig and Fortune. That's from someone in Mo Mini Minnesota. I really love the Frau Trophia. Isn't it good? I'm gonna put it up in my house. I really love it. No, I know. Yeah, and I can't remember the name of the person who did this. All right, let's see what we got here. Okay. What is it? It's a Book?

Yeah. Wait, May, this makes me nervous that you're gonna get out and step on your Yeah, yeah. Okay.

picked the one for me and I didn't even look inside it. Um Wait, it's really funny that those are just for you two and I didn't get one. Well'cause you are the patriarchy. And they want you to break up with me? Okay, so dear Tig, you are you are a star shining your beautiful light into this world. Here's to dispelling darkness. Sarah. I guess I should read my kind note too then. Your ability to share joy and kindness is such an act of resistance.

Keep crushing it and as always keep it handsome. Uh with love from Minnesota Heather and up here, Fortune Marie, keep it handsome from Suz Susan. Two people. This is Susan who wrote it. What are you, a detective? Bye. Detective! I'm bringing up with the patriarchy. Yeah, out goes May. Well we've all got three crocheted pineapples. Here. Got to. Keeping a pineapple apart. One of them looks a little different to the other two, so I'll take that one. It might have been but from someone else.

Thank you. Two against one. This is the epitome of two against one. Um this I just thought might be fun to show everyone'cause someone was like, I had to give you this and it's a plastic corn cob. I thought it was a dildo. It's a plastic corn cob that's. I bet some people have used that as a deal though. For sure. Because you know, with the right amount of lube. Anything could be a dildo. Take his word. Hurts. So bad. Like it hurts. It's not worth a bit. It was worth it for a second. It's not.

Right. Yeah, yeah. It's so painful. It hurts so bad. Ha ha ha. It's just pinching. Oh God. Oh that's gonna put a hole in your ear. But what a bit. What a bit. Man, what to do with these keychains? Oh my god. So what is this corn on the coating? I haven't tried oh, that's really strong. Tiggs attached the keychains together. You'll have to go to Hulu where we stream now.

Okay, this I haven't tried it yet, but this is this plastic corncob dildo thing that it and I'm gonna press the button and see what it does. Oh yeah, that's a dildo. I love it! Wait. Imagine this was your dildo. Wait. Wait, even back up. It's still going. It's this is long. We don't know how to stop it. We literally can't stop it. Imagine the mind behind this creation. I mu and people believed in it and mass produced it. That's my voice. Mm-hmm.

Oh my god, fortune. You sounded just like the corn cough. Yeah. Good for you. It really does sound like your voice. Okay. I'm into this. Okay. The idea of Or is it into you? We'll see you later. Hello. Hello. Murray. Marie. You know what I had fun doing the other night when I was in some town. You know, I'm I'm really hitting those minor markets right now. And um I called the town whatever their name was. Let's just say Town Marie. Yeah. I've uh I like that a lot.

Town Marie They laughed at something inappropriate and it was good. I'm gonna keep using that. These are for all three of us. They are um Keys to the city? Ooh. They're stickers. We have to do it. Designed for a few We're gonna have a hard time divvying these up. Is this a good episode? I don't know. This is really not going the way I thought it would. We can do a speed round with it. Um

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Whoa. I think that you should memorize some of these and then present them as Mayfags. Oh no. That's how I... That's the method to my mouth. But we don't want them read from the book. Don't want one right. No. I mean we just had one. Well I mean here's a good one. I changed my mind. Peter Penn and Hundred and One Dalmatians are the only two classic Disney cartoons where in which both parents are present and don't die in the movie. For real? That's So interesting. Okay, that is a good fact.

Hundred and one Dalmatians and what? Um Peter Pan. They don't like parents both the parents being in the picture apparently. Somebody gave me a D V D. Of the golden girls? That's for me. The complete first season of The Golden Girls So you've never watched it. Yeah, that's for you. These are all for me. I don't have a D. One for you. And then This is a selfish Christmas. No, I... Ha ha ha. Just digging through a box. I think it would have been better if I had those birds that looked like us.

I think it made for really great audio. I really do do. Describing to people what we're pulling out of a box. Wait, are you telling me this isn't good audio? First. She sounds exactly like this man. I haven't had my cr Yeah. I see my dusty crew. Excuse me, but she hasn't had her crouton. Not until I get my croutons can I give you guys a good song. What I mean I do appreciate you trekking all the way back home with these things. Did you have to fly with an air in an airplane with

I shipped them. I had to ship them. Twelve. Expensive to ship twelve boxes. Yeah. Uh but I wanna go through them all and Yeah. My grandmother always said automobile. Did your grandmothers? But those were the days where you'd say homosexual too, right? And they said the word queer back then. Meaning like Meaning Weird. Yeah. Yeah. Had the queerest night I saw. Yeah. Now we're like, tell me more. Yeah, it was just like I think I'm gonna start using automobile more.

Well, I'm gonna hop it in my automobile. Automobile and speaking of automobile. I was so thankful that Stephanie could get on board with this feeling I was having. When we were driving down the road, I was like, This is so uh look, it's not like a huge breakthrough. But When you see one person Automobile just like by themselves. Mm-hmm. Driving. Yeah.

a contraption that is so large surrounding them. Yeah. And they're just taking up that seat, but they're driving an engine and three other seats and a trunk and And grotesque. So wildly pigish. Okay. I mean dry. Piggies on the road. Yeah, the little piggy. Yeah. I mean when you see a car again an automobile Yeah. And you really think about there is when especially when there's one person one little pig. And there's one little page.

How many pounds does a car weigh? Like And and you're on one side in the front and then and then you're not taking up any of the other space and you're just a little piggy rolling down the road to your destination. The problem is if you go solo like motorcycle. Mm-hmm. That's right. Like you're now in danger. Yeah. I but that's such a like quintessential like stoner thought. Like p where you s just something that you see every day and suddenly you go, What? Like yeah.

I looked at animals that way. Yeah. I told you about that? No, but I must hear. I was just like, Whoa. Yeah. Oh my God. These furry creatures are living in our house. And they and it feels like they were just created for us to have, even though that's not really what I think. But it it It just feels like we're in this storybook and and I don't know, yeah. Uh uh definitely I'm not even on drugs. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm with you. Like I the the last time I Well uh anyway, one re You're like.

May is editing in real time. Adiós. What is it? Occurred to me um just how good an Oreo is. Like I and and I hadn't thought about it in Oreo. Oreo or Oreo? Oh. Um And I was just like, God, imagine the person who got that recipe. Like who and like there's nothing but like Who came up with And when they perfected it and they went, That's it. That's it. We got it and Like what an amazing thing. I didn't like Oreos till I was an adult. Really?

I'm not that into them. Wow. But I like cookies and cream. Is that part of Yeah, that's... Yeah. There you go. I like that. Okay. But I don't really want to Oreo just to the cookie. It's like I have a box in my house at all times. I I know it's six in a row for Sure, yeah. I love orange. Six and then you move on? Uh no, uh like roughly six. It could be seven, it could be five. Okay. Okay. Do you all do you like the when they have different flavors, like mint? It's probably gotta be in person.

Yeah. I swear if I'd said that on Zoom, no follow-up questions. I swear to you. Oh my god. We'd all just be blank cast. Mm-hmm. Mint no, but I love the chocolate ones and I like a double stuffed. Do you like a double stuffed? There's too much cooking. I prefer the middle. Oh, I prefer the cookie with just a hint of middle. Oh interesting. Yeah. Interesting. This has to be our number one episode.

We open a box of presents for May that we cover all But some people they just want the cookie, they just want the um cream and um You like when you open it and there's some left over on one, that's your perfect Yeah. You get what I'm saying. We got it. Have some Oreos. Not into double stuff though. Okay. Right. And that's a good thing. Look at you. He has a new thing to put. Yeah,'cause you're not. Fill it up. Yeah. They're accidentally vegan. I believe Swedish f fish are as well. Really?

Yeah. Sweet, sweet. Treats for you. That's right. Sweet tarts, you know, things like that. Oh, a sweetheart. Yeah. People think people confuse veganism with like no shape. Sugar. We're only healthy. Right, right. No gluten. Yeah. Oh my god. You can eat French fries too. Well, i if you get real in the weeds about it, how were they like what was the the oil? It's a lot of weeds. Yeah. That's a lot of weeds.

Yeah. But um but yeah, a I I'm often in conversation with somebody where they're like, No, no, no, no, no gluten, these are all gluten free, and I'm like, uh Yeah. Um but anyway. Bread.

How was your fishing trip? Oh man. Good transition. Yeah. My fishing trip was awesome. Yeah, well we talked about it a bit at the live show we did. A little bit, yeah. I went for those that if you don't remember me talking about an earlier pod, I went to the Niagara area, the USA side, uh, to go fishing with my brother who's an avid fisherman. Buffalo.

Uh well Niagara and Buffalo right beside each other, yeah. Um so uh we went up there and I met all the Niagara tourism folks and I got some sweatshirts and wow Zyland. Yeah. I went and saw Niagara Falls at the bottom of it. Um that was cool. But it's one of the great wonders of the world, right? I believe it. I think handsome is one of the others. Yeah. Number twelve um and then the first day we went out on a small boat, which I actually preferred.

And did anybody say we're gonna need a bigger boat? Um well the bigger boat was for the next day, so we already knew that was coming. Um You didn't like my movie reference? Wait, w what movie was it from? Wow. Oh okay. Two original what is it? John. Oh. It's also just a saying, yeah like in life, we're gonna need a bigger boat. And Yeah. calendar girls about a bunch of women in their sixties who make a s sexy calendar, they go, I think we're gonna need bigger bonds.

There's constant references to it. Bom buns, like they have to hide their booze with the buns and they go. I think we're gonna need bigger bones. Fortune just genuinely answered, Well we did get a bigger boat but Later. One time I pull out a movie That's not for me. Yeah, that's not force called. Oh, jeez. Now that you say it, I remember him saying that. Well not just that movie, it's become you know, it's like how in um uh Happy Days the they jump the shark. It becomes a catch phrase.

We're gonna need a bigger boat. Mm-hmm. I do this, right? An embarrassing thing the other day, I w I went I was talking about like creativity or something and I was like, Yeah, it's like sometimes a melody will come in my head and and then I went, I have this song that that I wanna write that all I know is it goes, Come and knock on my door I did it. It's taken. Existing very famous song. Yeah, it's very Wait, you wrote that after years and years after it had been written?

I never knew it was a thing. It just came up in my subconscious. I must have heard it. Because that's also the two. And then is the next one. Oh my god, May wrote that. Yeah. Uh yeah, what are the what's the legality of that? If I did write it, it just had already been. You'll definitely get sued. Well You need to get credit. Yeah, but when I listened to it I it blew my mind'cause I really I I have a voice note on my phone of me going, I gotta remember this. Oh my god.

We need to reach out to the uh network or studio. For three's coming. Yeah, to get your your due for coming up with that idea. Yeah. Retroactive royalty. Oh my god, yes. I've never seen three's company. I have. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry what? Oh yeah. Bye. On the edge of their seats right now to hear about my fishing. Little boat. I preferred that because Yeah. Dude, dude.

your own rod and and you hold it and it's just more active. I didn't have to bait my hook. Everyone's been asking me. Oh yeah, because the fake. Bait anyway. Yeah. So it would have been fine. We didn't use worms or anything. But like did you use rubber worms? Yeah, uh it was like a it was like a rubber minnow. Oh okay. Um Tomato tomato.

We were on the river so it was calm and really pretty. Um and we wore the big they call it um I don't know, w these big outfits for the wind and stuff to and'cause it was pretty cold. It was like Yeah. They have a word for it, but I can't rem Foul weather gear is what they call it. Foul weather gear. Foul weather gear. I saw a homosexual in an automobile wearing a bowl with the Okay. One year was it. And do you call it a bunch? Foulweather gear.

warm. Mm-hmm. So that was really fun. And then the next day the um it was pretty windy into the water and we went out onto Lake Ontario, like the big massive part of it. And the w water was super choppy and we were on a big like thirty two foot boat at that point and we were just like goof goof goof that like for forty minutes out to where we were going. So I was like holding on for dear life like oh my god Well you're a pretty little lady.

That part was really fun. Like we had a cool boat captain who he I mean, fishing has come so beyond what I knew. I mean he there's all this these tools and equipment and he's putting everyone's lines out, but there's like five of'em and you just take turns for like when when you see it like a fish is on there, we're like, all right, someone go and then you just you reel it in, which is cool, but I like the more reverse chill reverse it.

That was like more of just like we wanna but we were doing catch and release. So I'm sorry, were you miserable? No, I really liked it. I just preferred the lazy river. Yeah. And are you guys chatting about life while you while you fish and stuff? Um d m definitely on the first day you could like really have conversations

The second day's a little more chaotic and but it was still really fun. Yeah. Um and we caught a ton of fish and w like it it was all like I said, catch and release. Um but it was uh It's just an adventure. And we just had like a fun time. We ate we ate like um Buffalo's known for their chicken wings. We got some excellent chicken wings. Uh it'd be fun to be out on the water on a cold day, you got a like a thermos. Yeah. Yeah, that's nice. But on this gear I felt very outdoor very butched.

Yeah. I didn't have to touch a fish. Um'cause I wore gloves. Yeah, yeah. Like, evening gloves. Lace smitten go. And uh you know, my brother and I just don't get to do stuff like that together very often. Yeah. And it was nice. So I have to say fishing was Something I absolutely love. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Even I was somebody that liked watching fishing shows. Well. Yeah. I could wow. So when you're watching a fishing show are they talking and you're just waiting or Yeah. Wow.

deep in that world and it is a huge like hugely popular. Those shows and the tournaments and all that stuff.'Cause he was there for like a conference about fishing. No way. So 'Cause he owns a he and my other brother own a company called SKA Southern Kingfish Association where they put on tournaments as well. Okay. And then he also has a company that um live streams tournaments. So people in that world like look.

I mean it must be s really satisfying all the gear and stuff. Like I I could see as a hobby it's got everything. Yeah. Yeah. I like Niagara Falls a lot. I used to go there as a kid a lot and I like the um there's a museum about all the freaky deaky people that And all that tried to go down it. I gotta get in a barrel and go over that there's a lot of things. No way. There'll be or this guy Charles Charles Blondin, this guy who he walked across a tightrope May fact.

Yeah, then he was like, That wasn't enough, so he pushed a wheelbarrow across it with a tiger in it. Like Oh my god. and then I noticed you said wheelbarrow correctly. Yeah, you do That was a topic of conversation. At our live show. Oh we got in a yeah. I was And you thought wheel barrel. I was convinced I would have bet my life on. A lot of people in the audience did too. Yeah. Big cheer for Barrels. Right. Barrow.

It was kinda trippy be uh being in the water and I was looking at Toronto. Yeah. And I was like I had a show there the next week. That's weird. It's like right. Yeah. Just go do my show right now. Handsome is sponsored by Squarespace. Squarespace gives you everything you need to offer services and get paid all in one place. Handsome created a whole website with Squarespace, and I'm confident that if we can do it, so can you.

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Well should we get to our question? I don't see why we wouldn't. Yeah. Bye. Today's question is brought to you by A T Day's question asker is an actor, musician, and New York Times best selling author, best known for playing Jesse on Full House. Remember he would say have mercy. Oh yeah. Yeah. And Dr. Tony Gates on ER. He's also played drums with the Beach Boys since nineteen eighty five. He's been in a ton of things. Uh John Stamos. Is asking today's question. Blown my mind about it.

You didn't know. You didn't know. I didn't know until I met John. I it it blew my mind. yeah well he played drums on full house I know. They they have the Beacher Boys on there at one point. Really? As a ge as guests. Well in a surprise twist I haven't seen full house. Not one episode? You got a dude. Ha ha ha. Is that what John says? The awesome. But John Stameless was uh m I I don't know, age wise, like he that was a sexual awakening for everyone in my I was like this. Uncle Jeffrey.

Yeah. Thomas is still attracted to him. Oh, did I call him Jesse? It is Uncle Jesse. Yeah. Listen. Jesse and the Rippers, that was his band name on Full House. And also he's in the music video I believe for Dwedankoho. Pretty sure oh, but he was playing I think he was playing hand drums on that one. Get a life, fortune. Uncle Jesse.

He's I I've met him a couple of times. He's very handsome, yeah, yeah and very charming. Yes. Yeah. I I tried out for a Greek yogurt commercial and you had to audition with him. And I turned into a pretty little lady around him. Giggly. Giggly and he had like some yogurt on his mouth and button. You licked it off? I'm just like Recently? No, it's not. Years ago. Yeah. Try it out. Try it out. That g that man is a charming fellow. Yeah. Fortune Marie. What?

I was calling him that- You've never heard that term? Of course I have. You just didn't like me saying it. No that is what you know. I'll be honest, at first I thought you said a penny dropper. I believe with the. Because he is a penny draper. Let's hear um Squash. Yeah. And we're back. Hello everybody, this is John Stamos. Hello May. Hello? Fortune. Love you guys. That's crazy. Tig and I go way back. Tig every time I see Tig she likes to tell me how much she looks like Lori Lock. So

Anyway, here's my question. What was the very first concert that you ever went to? You guys are gonna die when I tell you what my first concert was. Okay. It was the Beach Boys. Was it It was. He was not playing drums, but it was the Beach Boys. No way. Yeah. How how old were you? I can't say I'm gonna die. About that. I don't remember.

I was so young. I was like, Like a f yeah, he might have been parents took us all and it was one of those like outdoor amphitheaters and um I just remember people in a lot of shorts and T shirts and just, you know, jamming. Remember, I could not tell you specifics at all. At five overwhelmed by the Yeah, it's like And then after that, I believe I went on uh the next concert was Meatloaf. Oh my god. Obvious next step. Wait, what didn't Meat Love saying? Bat out of hell.

Yeah, um I've seen Meatloaf live. Have you? Is it a real experience? Oh, those like. Well and he's no longer with us. I don't think I knew that. Oh you didn't? Yeah. Well, because he in Rocky or Picture Show, he plays Eddie and I yeah, and then he's in Spice World playing the bus driver, and those are two of my favorite movies. Is that the Spice Girls movie? You wanna know who my next concert was? Uh yes please. Good doer. I've seen Ron Stewart in concerts.

Yeah. Cut to you being like, You wanna hear my nineteenth concert website? Ha ha ha ha. You want another one over though? Are you someone who would keep a concert ticket, buy a T shirt? No. No, I you're just there for the Yeah, I've never been really in I mean, maybe a little bit when I was younger, but I didn't keep the concert stubs but No, I don't I didn't have t shirts from any of those. I have a whole drawer. Of of rock jerseys. Yeah. Yeah. We've been to a concert together.

Famously, we went to Atlanta's Morse set together. Yeah. Ha! Almost broke up the handsome pod. For one for one night we you were ready to throw in the top. We weren't sure if you'd make it to April. It was more like I I think why it stayed with me was it really made me confront myself.'Cause like I really uh uh yearning like I was I was happy for you but the swirling emotions in me of just like Something took over your body that you had no control over. Yeah. And it was Alana.

Um and Atlantis was one of my first concerts too. Well m so the first one I ever went to was Ninety Eight Degrees with Jessica Simpson opening. That's a good one. I was maybe eleven. What is ninety eight degrees? Oh. Clichet. Oh, I thought that was like her album or tour. No, boy band who played Massey Hall. I and I Oh Yeah. It was this is the first one I went to without my parents, I guess. No wait, it was the boy band and Alanis? No, Lennis is separate.

That was my second concert, I think, that I went to by myself. Okay. At thirteen. Alone. Uh no with one friend. Oh. Like you know when your parents drop you off and pick you up? Yeah. But I had I didn't know ninety I have more of an experience where my mother would drop me off and then forget to pick me up. Mike, did that happen? Yes. Yeah. Go ahead.

All I remember is with this boy band, um, that they came out on stage and I didn't even know their music and I burst into tears. Like just the energy of the room. I was like, And there was probably something about you that's like kinda like I wanna be on the My god, yeah. It's the hardest thing I'll ever that one? yeah there's a lot of yeah Do you know that one? I was a New Kids on the Block, yeah. Oh and I went to the I also went to that concert. Is that f concert number four?

Right like a baby. Yeah. With them? I cracked. Well I saw Alanis. Did it work out? No, but I know Jonathan. Cool. I think I said that forever ago, I forgot. Uh, all I remember about the Atlantis concert is again crying and um When fortune was there? Uh no when I w when I was thirteen. Okay. I could see that like being overwhelmed by her. She's so magnetic on stage.

I was way in the nosebleeds, and the woman next to me was convinced that she was making eye contact with the Lannis. So she kept being like Yeah. Yes girl. Like it was like she was like yeah. Lanas is looking into like a dark hole. All you see are like bright lights in your face, I'm sure. And how old was that woman that was? She must have been in her thirties or something and I I was thirteen. I remember she had sort of had a cane and these long nails. Okay.

Yeah, she was an interesting character. I don't know what her story was. My friend went to a Backstreet Boys concert and then stood up cheering and a woman said, Sit down and she took her long fingernail and pushed it in her back. And my friend this was in the nineties where we were all scared we were gonna get stabbed with needles. That was a thing. Oh, really? No, I wouldn't. Thomas. Maybe that was a Canada thing.

It was Canadian high school. It was like, don't go to Wonderland, to Canada's Wonderland. You're gonna get stabbed with a needle. And it's just like I remember this. I remember like Halloween candy. Yes, razor blade. Yeah, that's Is the needle attached to anything or somebody was just like poking you with a needle? like you're people are gonna give you diseases with needles and do things to you. I don't know. That was like uh I m that's Did you ever know anyone that got poked with a name?

Well it was a full urban legend that like middle school kids Yeah. Are all legends uh urban? Yeah, you're that's a good question. That's right. Legends. Ha ha. So Alanis, yeah, that just was like a religious experience. But yeah, my parents before that I guess took me to Sandra Beaton. Mm. A children's entertainer who I I was in love with him. Romantically in love with. Huh. Or just like, Oh, I love this.

I think I think really uh romantically, but I was like three, but I wanted to yeah. You wanted to hit that. Little Little boat. Tig boat. Tigboat. Um my first concert was heavy metal. No. Sammy Hagar. I can't drive fifty five tour. I don't know You don't know Sammy? He ended up walking. Bravo! He ended up replacing David Lee Roth in Van Halen. Oh. It was also in um what was he was in another band before he was solo.

that was um oh let me let me f uh we'll come back to this But when you saw me was a solo metal performer Yeah, hard rock. yeah yeah and Hold rear. I was twelve. Oh my god. And my mother dropped me and my friend Chris Harriman off uh at the concert. And I remember, you know, my mother's like, You two stick together. Yeah. And um

Don't go getting poked with a needle. And I had a a gold necklace that I wore as a kid and my mother or no, Chris and I decided we should take off our necklaces in case somebody Pulls them'cause in our minds like a concert was just like Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, mugged and... Mashed. Yes. You were like maybe gonna be knifed. Yeah. You know. Who knows? This is similar to the needle paranoia. Fear that we were instilled with.

But it was truly we just walked in and it was you know, we were shown to our seat. And we just sat and watched Sammy Hagar sing I can't drive fifty five. But there's when you're a a kid especially or like the first time that you go to a a big venue and you have that moment where the lights go dark and people start going nuts and then whatever that Oh yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I was maybe fourteen and really stoned I think and I w was with a bunch of my friends' moms and I was the only young person and I just remember blackness and then Babs appears at the top of a staircase, long black dress, one leg comes up. Don't tell me not to live. Oh my god. Burst into tears. I would have died. I know every word. Yeah, I kind of want to die just hearing you recount that moment. Because I love Babs. I love Babs. Yeah. Yeah, Stephanie and I'm Yeah.

We went and saw Babs. Um I had a moment like that when I w went and saw the pretender. Yeah. Yeah. Um when she there was like a platform Yeah. Th there was a curtain and a light shining on the curtain so you see her Yeah. Like the shadow of her walking out on a platform behind the curtain. She appears and I and I was like, I can't handle it Yeah. I can't handle... That would have been cool to see. stand-up shit. Like why don't we have that like on our tour as a like a little

Yeah. People start clap chanting, you know. weird in a theater but if you're at like an arena or something maybe Or just a comedy club. Working out new material. Yeah. Thanks. Um yeah, I'm still bothered that I'm I'm forgetting the name of the band. This is my own rock and roll trivia. We look up Sammy Hagar's Was it Montrose? Darn it. I didn't want you to tell me. I was like will you look it up and t you looked it up I did think you asking him to look it up meant you wanted to know the answer.

I know, but he interrupted me. I was gonna say, Will you look it up and not tell me the name, just the initial and I will get it. I've heard that name. Yeah, Montrose was really good. Do you see any other of those metal bands like uh Guns and Oh, I saw Guns N' Roses, I saw Metallica. I saw Metallica with Cliff Burton, who is their original bassist who died in uh their bus accident. Um opening for Ozzy. What? Metallica opening for Aussie? Uh yes, sir. I mean uh we're we're going way back.

Oh my god. This is before Master of Puppets? Uh that's my Metallica album that I love. No, Master of Pup. This was I believe on that tour. They were opening for Ozzy. Cool man. And I believe Ozzy's guitarist was Zack Wilde. Cool. Yeah. Okay, so you used to go to a lot of music license. Was were the were you going in like New Orleans? Where is that where you were seeing these?

I I've seen concerts there, Houston, um Dallas, um but you know I was also going to see Willie Nelson and Elton John. I was a massive Elton John. John. John. Yeah. Yeah, I love him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tenders, Indigo Girls, Edie Burkel, I went and saw at a a dance club. in Houston called Numbers and Numbers was like I I just as I've said, I I was never into drugs. Yeah. But I remember kids would go

when it was like the dance club night and do ecstasy and dance all night at numbers. Yeah. Oh wow. Um but this was like the early days of Edie Brickell and New Bohemians and I went and saw her at Numbers. Yeah. I love live music. Yeah.

I'm talking about is making me want to be there right now. But my favorite ones I don't really love like the big um giant arena ones. Something feels very like same not personal about and I get it. Like they're so popular there in those places but I prefer like an amphitheater. Right. Like the Greek theater or even the Hollywood Bowl. Something like outside where it's a little more intimate. The sound's really amazing. I've never been to Red Rocks. I still Yeah.

Rocks I've seen. The Indigo Girls, I saw the Sex Pistols there. Yeah. Uh and and Johnny Rock. Oh my god. Was uh on a on oxygen. Oh shit. Through the whole concert. Like how punk rock is that? Yeah. I gotta go to a concert there. I wanna go see a concert right now. Yeah. Right this second Plus the beauty of LA or any big city, you can kinda see a concert at any night. I saw Melissa Ethridge at Red Rocks. I'm not sure.

My window Just i and I'm like so m mediocre that I'm still like quivering, but to have had the experience of walking out with your guitar and not having to say, Oh hi guys, I'm Maya. When you play music, do you uh yeah Whole energy changes. But what I find so um amusing is when singers do their um little banter between songs like that the audience dies laughing. But it Wouldn't hold up as stand up. Hundred percent. Your banter as a stand up. Between songs.

I'm not doing whole bits. And I I'm I'm mainly Yeah. Yeah, truly saying like, Oh, I've never worn a tank top on stage before, guys, and it's a lot of like This one goes out to Yeah. Like deep earnest gratitude and just being like this is my teen dream and being self deprecating. But I Yeah, it really is so satisfying. Is there one that's more satisfying? Music or comedy? Or improv? Hello.

You know when c oh man, they're so like when improv when you're in the zone with improv you feel like a wizard, right? Yeah. And that's so fun with other people. Um but then Can't choose one? Music, I'm feeling pretty'cause I'm on tour I've been playing songs and there is something about like at the silent like you hear a pin drop and then like people get emotional or you c like I'm trying to get braver about emoting with my voice, like mm mm I and and being yeah, trying to own it more.

I'm sure the more you keep doing it that w So Keep coming. Yes, uh it's like exactly like s any skill or stand up. Like I'm just at the beginning of like my trying it out. So yeah, you really notice that you're getting better. By the way, I I've experienced in stand up hearing many pins drop. Yeah. That's your will how. Mm-hmm. That is. Is wait is the silence. You love it. But whether I'm um orchestrating it or I'm bombing I have heard many a pin drop. Often orchestrating it.

You feel like do you ever have that feeling with stand up where you're like you're it's like you're an energy conductor or something where you're like I'm in I'm that's such a nice feeling. Yeah. That's cool. One of the best concert I've ever seen? Yeah. Handsome. Yes. I mean she was unbelievable. crazy. Um Golden girls? You can still have one guess? Okay, the best concert you've ever seen. Oh I didn't see DC. No you've said this before. Come on, you can't. Judas Priest. Uh But no.

No, you love pink. Katy Perry. Yeah. They're incredible as well. But this is a legend. Legends. Celindion. Oh my god, I never would have gotten that. Just thinking what would fortune. That concert blew my tits off, just like yells. She's not sure. That's actually how I got my top surgery registered. voices. Mm-hmm. Oh my god. Yeah. I know. Whoa. But then her banter is insane. Have you seen that Adam? Uh I got a c a call from Ryan Reynolds. Ooh lala It's like It's like Yeah.

And then the banter is You got it. There's on YouTube search Celine Dion is amazing and it's a montage of her on stage and some of her strange banter and Ventures. There's one where she goes uh where she goes, this one goes out to all the parents and all the children of the world. That's everyone in the world. 'Cause everything's very dramatic in her accent and stuff. And and she's a little wacky in her banter. And so I live for the banter, but then her song uh her m voice is just incredible.

Now I can't remember why and and I think that actually Martha and I should follow up on this, but my friend Martha Kelly Insanely funny comedian and actor. Um, she and I did something for Zach Galifanakis, like as a favor. I can't remember. Yeah. But He said if we did this, he would give us tickets to Celine Dion in Vegas. Yes. And so what I I need to ask Martha what that was. And so he was going to give us

these tickets to Celine Deana Vegas and it never panned out and we couldn't organize it or we had to cancel it. I can't remember what it was. You missed that. I saw Britney Spears, I think I told you that in Vegas. Yeah. And I think she had to scoot off stage to To fix. It was a a weird time. I think she had to fix something. Like we were watching dancers for like a good twenty minutes and then she scooted back out. Wow. Well, I saw one of Taylor Swift's backup dancers today. What on the street?

Yeah, he's like, I'm a fan of yours. I'm like, I'm a fan of yours. You know what? Not cup dance. Of course I do. Whoa. I also saw Taylor in concert. She was incredible. Yeah, I saw that. I know I don't know every single one of her who every single one of her backup dancers were. But a that eros tour was so huge that a lot of those dancers became like known too. Wow. And he was but he was also on Dancing with the Stars, so. Okay. What is And he's gorgeous. Do you know his name? Jan. John.

Yawn! Yawn! Is it yawn? With a J though? He's on Dancing with the Stars, Taylor Swiss Backup Dancer. He's gorgeous, just like John Stamos. We gotta hear John's answer. Yeah, let's hear John's answer while we Um never know. the way, there's a story behind why John said that I always tell him that I look like um Lord. Yeah. Another time. All right. Jan, Mm. You can't believe John Stamo said your name. I actually got butterflies when he said it. When he said May.'Cause I really like yeah.

I would rush home from school. Full House. I was too old for school house for for school house for um Yawn. Somebody out there knows. Taylor Taylor let us know. Oh yeah, next week our our questions coming from Taylor Swift. Yeah. That would be amazing. My very first concert, of course, was the Beach Boys and um it was at the Universal Amphitheater and I'll never forget it because I it's changed my life, obviously. Um I it beach boys have become part of my DNA.

And I and I remember sitting there thinking like, Oh my god, I hope I wish I wish Mike Love would come out and say, Um, our drummer tonight, you know, broke his finger and he can't play. So does anybody know the songs out there? And I'd be like Maybe. And i interestingly, uh years later when I became friends with him and I was telling Mike that story, he said, You know, before we went on stage, Dennis and I got in a fight

'cause he had a big bottle of of uh orange juice and vodka, mostly vodka, and they were it was at Universal Studios. And he said he took the vodka and he threw it over and it landed near a tram or something like the tours were going by, and they got in this fist fight and he He said he smashed his fingers in some you know, in a in a fence or something. So it almost happened. That's kind of trippy. He still found a way to become their drummer. Yeah, that's wild.

And John and I I th I like to think very seriously have talked about rockin' together. Oh my god. What like renting or I don't know. Just like uh you know, jamming. I suspect he's a lot better than I am on the We can't play with it. You'll have a jam sesh. Yeah. Well that was lovely.

Can I say one more thing? Sure. So I just said I heard a interview with Paul McCartney where he described the moment of he was in Brian Wilson's house and he He said in the interview he said I'm not glorifying drugs, but I just done a big line of coke and then this

And then Brian Wilson comes in and goes, Oh, we've been in the studio. Can I play you something? And plays him the first cut of good vibrations. Oh wow. And you know the opening of that song and Paul just describes being like goose like the hair on his arms. Yeah. No. I like the colour phone. Uh So good.

I'm gonna listen on the drive home. Yeah. I'm I can do that now. I can listen to music in my car and I was too scared for a long time. I don't but I don't get distracted now. I can listen to yeah. I know Carney, I'm friends with Carney Wilson. Oh nice. Wilson Phillips member. Oh yeah, we were on that flight too. I didn't know Carney then. You and I were on that flight when Carney was on the plane. That was the same flight? Same fight. Whatever. A good memory. No.

Well good times. Where are you guys gonna be performing? Oh My website knows. That's for sure. Tignotaro.com can tell you everything. The shows have been so fun and I also just want to acknowledge Newtown, Connecticut, such a beautiful community, been through so much. I went and just had two very fun shows and just got the most beautiful letter from the promoter. Such a beautiful letter and I I can't wait to return to that area. Amazing.

Yeah, uh Maymartin dot net. I have some shows listed I think coming up. Some music festivals in the summer and Yellowknife and Guelph in July. But otherwise just just check out, you know Uh I'm coming to Europe. Uh I might already be there tomorrow. Ha ha ha ha. Uh I've got uh Berlin, Oslo, Stockholm, Copenhagen, London and Dublin. Then back in the States in June, Rochester, Minnesota, Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Omaha and Detroit. So check those shows out.

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