Alison Brie asks about changing your personality

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Cheers. Welcome to the Handsome Pod. I am here. I'm Mae Martin. I'm one of your hosts. I'm joined by... Digno Taro. I am also a host. Oh, what's your name? I'm a fortune beamster. I think I'm also a host. Absolutely. I think it's safe to say at this point you're one of the hosts. You guys, the host with the most. Well, that's up for you. No, all of us. We're the hosts. Oh, okay. And you just couldn't hear the S hosts. You know, it's fine. I'm not terribly competitive. I'll be honest.

No, except when Stephanie wants to play 20 questions. Then my competitive side comes out. What is 20 questions? I don't think of that as a very competitive game, but. Well, her mother pointed it out yesterday because Stephanie is so good. Like if you say, oh, there is a comedian that. has you know moved whatever some sort of you put out some sort of information

And then Stephanie will be like, oh, can I guess who it is? And I'll be like, sure. Or I'll be like, oh, so-and-so started dating so-and-so. You know, how I love to gossip. And she goes... She'll say, can I ask 20 questions? And then I'll say, sure. Oh, to like figure out who it is. Yeah. And so, so we will play that very, she's so good. It's stupid. And so the other morning.

her mother was here with us and we're having coffee chatting something comes up stephanie says can i can we play 20 questions sure we're playing And then Stephanie's mother's like, whoa, gosh, you're just as competitive as Stephanie. And I was like, what do you mean? And I realized when she pointed this out that if Stephanie asks a question. And then she asked something on top of that question. I'm like.

That's your fourth question. That's not like part of your third question. Right, right. And so I get really competitive with this because Stephanie is, she's so competitive. She's so good at it. But in general, I'm just not terribly competitive. Like, I'm just not terribly competitive. Right. I can see that. I can be like... you're like, yeah, so what? I'm lost. Who cares? Yeah. I'm lost. Who cares? No, like I remember doing long distance cycling sometimes for charity.

And some people, even though it's not a race, some people still race. And I was dead last. And it was a four day ride. Oh, four days. Was that the AIDS life cycle? One of them was. Yeah. Yeah. But it's like a hundred mile days that you're cycling. Did your booty not hurt? I mean, it does, but you also spend a lot of time training.

And so you're building up to that moment. You're not just getting on the bike. Yeah. I just picture just getting on the bike and be like, I guess we're doing this. Yeah. But you came dead last and you were like, yeah, whatever. I had the experience. i came dead last but i mainly came dead last because i blew out one of my knees and you know those like clip-in um bike shoes in the pedal yeah i rested my foot

of the busted knee on the fork of my bike and use the other one to pedal nearly 50 miles. And I kept picturing that my right thigh. Was going to be three times the size of my life by the time I reached Portland, Maine. But that's not the only time. I just, in general, I just, I don't, I don't, I just don't feel. Yeah. Work.

sports, any, any of that kind of stuff. I'm just like, I just don't, I don't feel it. Yeah. I think you should introduce. Instead of 20 questions, I play hide the peanut where one person hides a peanut metaphorically somewhere in the universe. And then you have yes or no questions to find this peanut.

It could be in the past, the present, the future. It could be in a fictional place, a real place. And you'd be amazed how quickly you whittle down like the whole universe and find this peanut. And you have played this? I play it all the time. All the time. Yeah. All the time. Try and pull Mae from the hide the peanut game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll hide one right now if you want. Oh, my Lord. I've hidden one. I'm not good at these games. Oh, so we have to guess where it is.

Yeah, yes or no questions. Is it in space? No. Is it on Earth? Yeah. Okay, then what is it? That's how I am. Is it in Los Angeles? No. Is it in California? No. England? No. Is it in Toronto? Yes. Okay. Is it in the room with you now? Yes. Okay. Just tell us. No, you're so close. Is it on your body? Yes, in a way. I give up. What is it? In a way.

Well, Tig, we've narrowed it down so much. I don't like games. By we, I mean me. You've contributed nothing. I don't like games. Where do you think I would keep a peanut on my person? In your shoe. In your ear. Pocket. Is it in your hat? No. Mouth. Think about the pod. Oh, behind a picture frame. No.

Think about the ponties. It's in your ponties. It's in my ponties. It's in my ponties. Look at that. I got it. Look at that. You got it. I thought you were going to be useless and then you really came through at the end. That's truly how I play with Stephanie when she's like... wanting to do 20 questions with me, you know, and then I'll guess some things. I'm like, what is it? What is it? You just give up? Yeah.

I think I want to, there's a lot of games that I used to play that I've not played in many, many years. And then I want to come back to playing again. Like what? Hopscotch. Hopscotch. Is there any board game? When people mention board games, I'm like, oh, I don't remember how that goes. Uno, I don't remember how that was played. Yeah, me neither, actually. I don't know. Just any kind of game.

I wonder if we could make a handsome board game that's like Monopoly, but all the places are, you know, there's a pontoon you can, or, you know, actually, if anyone's listening and wants to. If anyone's listening. If anyone is listening to this pod, let us know. I love that song. Papa, can you hear me? Papa, can you hear me? I should text Philip and ask little big.

tell them to do a question. Oh yeah. And tell them that handsome's favorite pontoon song is on the pontoon. Well, why don't we get Barbara Streisand to ask a question? We don't have any contact with Barbara Streisand. Yeah, what brought up Barbara Streisand? Because of Yentl, Papa. Can you hear me? Oh. Yeah, but we have to have some sort of in.

We just did with Babs. Oh, my God. If Babs sent in a video. I'd die. Hello, handsome. That would be. That's impossible, right? I think it's impossible. She's not really. wanting to talk to anybody i feel like it's actually more impossible than say obama paul mccartney like the big name like babs is really unreachable i think oh she has like a mall in her house yeah where she can go

She has a mall in her basement where she can go shopping for antique dolls, I think. Like, there's shops. Yeah, my friends have been there. Because I did this show called Life in Pieces. It was on CBS a few years back and her husband was on the show and Barbara invited the ladies of the show, but the series regulars to their freaking house for lunch.

when they were doing this show and they got to take a tour and see all this stuff and i couldn't believe it oh my god i was not as i was a recurring character but not a series regular so i wasn't in that but i would have died to go Imagine having a mall in your, a mall in your house. I would never want. I'm so confused. I would never want a mall.

Right? She cloned her dog multiple times. I can understand that. I can't understand having a mall in your house. Well, she wants to have a normal experience and she can't just go to the mall. And that's a normal experience is having a mall in your house? Memory. I stand by guilty being the best. I don't remember the word. I'm amazed that she's not on the pod. That song is a jam, Tig. You're right. Oh, my God. Guilty. And my favorite, favorite line.

Or part of the song is that make it a crime to be lonely or sad. Make it a crime. Make it a crime. Have the police pull over and lock you up. Are you lonely or sad? This is illegal. But are they cheating on their spouses? And they're saying, we don't have to be guilty. Is that what it's about? I think it's about an affair. And they're like. Oh, no. Sorry. I'm going to Google this. Yeah. Is Babs guilty? Yeah. Should Babs be guilty? I got an update for you guys. Oh.

Well, I don't know if it was on a minisode or if I was talking about how I have a foosball table. Did I tell you guys that? Yeah. And my friend, Matt, who lives in my back house, he's like incredible at foosball. I've played him thousands of times. I've only beat him three times and it's really something he's good at. And so I Googled, he's new to LA and I found a foosball competition in Angel City Brewery.

And it's the only one in LA. It's every Thursday. And I was like, Matt, we should sign up. And boy, do we take it seriously. Every morning he's like, hey, buddy, do you mind practicing with me? Like he was really driven. We got dressed up. The day came. We were nervous. I was like, we're going to be on their turf, whoever these foosball people are. Turf. Yeah, like they could be like jocks or savants, like foosball savants.

Anyway, guys, we won the tournament. What? You know why? Why? Because no one else showed up. Oh, my God. Congrats, Mae. It was so embarrassing. Wow. It was more embarrassing than losing was just waiting there with the signup sheet at the bar. We signed up and just no one came. And so me and Matt just played.

Where's the foosball community? Well, do you know the comedian Kelsey Cook? Kelsey Cook. Y'all might not have crossed paths. She lives in Minneapolis now. She used to live in LA, but she's an incredible foosball player and plays in like... tournaments and stuff so really you know so is lisa gilroy and uh but she wins largely because her shit talk is so funny that you're like doubled over she does this thing where she goes you want it you want it

Well, you can't have it. So you're telling me Lisa Gilroy is funny. Oh, man. You want it? You want it? But you can't have it. You can't, like, your muscles get weak. from laughing it's a really good but she is also a great player i like that the the um table shuffleboard game you know at a bar yeah the big long one that you do with your hands yeah with the salt

I love those. There's like salt on the board or whatever. Oh, to make it slide? It helps it slide. I love that game. Maybe I have to get one of those. Are you going for a full-on bachelor pad, May? It's becoming, did you almost call me Max? I don't know. I just, my mouth is moving and sounds come out. I don't know. I am, it's becoming Pee Wee's Playhouse, my house. I bought a Zoltar machine. What is that? You know, like from big that tells your fortune and Zoltar. Oh.

You have one of those in your house? I thought I'd ordered a full size. It shows up. It's this big. It's like tiny. You wanted full size. I wanted full size. I think the smaller one's better now. Why? Because it's not some giant head. I want the giant one. Funny. I got to come to this bachelor pad at some point to see what's happening over there. I'll get that shuffled board game if it'll make you come. I mean, that sounds... We're making mature over here. We're so pure out.

So are you loving this house? It seems like this was a good investment, huh? Loving this house. Yeah, I really am. And it feels like home now? Because I had asked you in the early days, is it feeling like home? You said no. Yeah, it is feeling like home. Yeah. Yeah. And, and like a real homeowner, like stuff is breaking and then I got to get it fixed and I kind of like it all. It's such a, I'm jealous of that feeling of the beginning of.

trying to make a house feel like a home like it's such a fun new experience. Yeah, it really is. Where you like go to bed at night at first and you're like, oh, this is a strange room. This is where am I? And then boom, one day you are home. Yeah. Yeah. And no one can kick you out. No landlord's going to say. As long as you sell your bills. Did you buy your house outright? Because people could. What do you mean? No. Do you have a mortgage? Yeah.

They could kick you out if you don't. Yeah, you have to keep paying. But who's going to kick me out? The bank? Yeah. Yes, they will. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. No, I mean, I'll pay the mortgage. The bank will be like, this is mine. Thank you. Bye-bye. I already bought this. Get out of my house, bank.

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the best and i made it exactly how i wanted it but it was a little too small so i want something in between these two it's a good like fresh start i mean i i was post-breakup bought the house and it was distracting and uh felt empowering to like make your space your own yeah yeah i'm not in a hurry it might not be anytime soon but at some point tell us that you're gonna bring that fake plant with you

This is coming everywhere with me. I love that this is how I'm zhuzhing up my Zoom box. Where do I put my plastic plant? I might make this other room in here a little handsome spot with a chair and everything. You guys just wait to see. What do you mean a handsome spot? Like a little corner of this room. I might put like a chair. And like hang something up on the wall. Definitely the fake plant. But I mean, handsome, meaning when you record, when I record that will be my spot. Yeah. Okay.

All right. Right now I'm just at my desk, but I might make a designated handsome spot. Do you think you'll ever move, Tig? Like when the boys go off to college or whatever, would you guys move? We have talked about... potentially selling our house when they graduate and just moving back into our office, which is just a little bungalow.

that we love very much it's kind of a sexy vibe the office it's it's yeah it's unusual the layout and there's like yeah it's it's stained glass and stuff right it's beautiful yeah yeah we really love it there and um and And we love where we live now. We just, I don't know if I've mentioned this or not, but we have never like done our house because we moved in when Max and Finn were one and they were so nuts.

that we didn't even have furniture in the living room for the first, like, until they were two. You never, like, adultified the house. No. And then by the time they finally kind of calmed down, we never put art on the walls. We just... We just had these two little lunatics running around. And then by the time they kind of pulled it together, it was a pandemic. And then we couldn't even deal with, you know, doing our house or having somebody come in.

And then, so now we're getting to that place where we're like, Max and Finn are so chill and the pandemic's over and let's actually do something with her.

yeah our house did you ever watch those like extreme home makeover shows where like they always they ask the kids what they're into and then they'll say one thing and then they'll turn the room and like they'll go I kind of like horses and then they'll run with it and they'll turn the bedroom into like a barn and the kid's always like okay i don't know if i'm that into horses yeah maybe i'll redo your house you tell me what you're into and then i'll surprise you with zoltar

Yeah, Stephanie wouldn't. I wouldn't fly with her. She's not chill with what is in the house. So I know right away Zoltar wouldn't fly. Or any surprises. Not one surprise will fly. I mean, to be fair, I don't know that I'd want Zoltar in the house. Yeah, that's fair. Maximum might be into him. Yeah, I think for sure. But maybe you could surprise them and put one in there. Well, they each have their own room.

That's two full-size Zoltars. That's great. Should we get into our question? Yes. I'm really excited about today's. Question asker. I feel like this has been a long time coming because this is a friend of the pod, Alison Brie. Oh, I already gave away her name, but today's question. Still a friend. Still a friend. She listens to the Handsome Pod and is really awesome.

She's the best. And she's an actor, writer, producer, best known for her starring roles on Mad Men and Community. She was nominated for a Golden Globe for playing Ruth on Glow and has appeared in films like Somebody I Used to Know and Promising Young Woman. And her new movie with her husband, Dave Franco, Together, which is apparently so terrifying and I can't wait to see it. Alison Brie is asking today's question. Nice.

Hi, handsomes. Alison Brie here. Huge fan. Tig, May. Fortune, big fan of all three of you. Huge fan of the pod. Okay, this is Otis. My question is, was there ever a time... Was there ever a time in your life where you consciously decided to try on a different personality? And how did it go? I'll give you an example that's not my answer, which is that a friend of mine in high school switched schools like sophomore year. And at the other school, she went by her middle name.

and just had like a totally different personality. And then when she left that school, she just went back to using her regular name, her first name. Have you ever done anything like that? And how'd it go?

First of all, I did not realize that Alison Brie was going to be a part of Kitty City. Yeah, she's a Kitty City gal. Otis. Otis was really getting in there. I know. And I loved her attention to Otis when he came in for kisses when she was mid-question. I mean, is that normal cat behavior? I thought they were more standoffish. They can be standoffish, but man, can they be snuggly, lovey-dovey.

And all three of our cats are very standoffish and lovey-dovey. I've never had a cat. Otis had like almost a dog vibe. That's kind of a dog name, Otis. And then, yeah, he was, yeah. I love that question because I'm constantly paranoid that I'm accidentally changing my personality. Interesting. I feel like I have a loose grip on my personality, and I'm up for it changing. It sort of is easily influenced? Not as much anymore, but definitely as a teenager. Oh, my God.

really similar experience was I would go to summer camp every summer. And I'd kind of decide who I was going to be or see when I got there, like what would be most useful socially. And I think I've said this on the pod, but I went to camp one summer and I go. Yeah, I may, but everybody calls me maple sugar. And everyone's like...

No, they don't. No one called me that and it didn't catch on. And then I was always acting a really tortured and kind of mysterious and like, yeah, I got some stuff going on back home. And wait, what made you think maple sugar? What'd you say? Maple syrup? Maple sugar. Maple sugar was cool? I think because May Pearl is my...

First name. Yes, which I love. Thanks. I think it was because it was middle school. So it was just in the two year period where I had long hair, the only time in my life. And I think I was keenly aware that I. I was not feminine enough. Like, and all these cool girls were in my cabin. And I thought maple sugar sounds kind of like a cool femme name. Like I would maybe be. a cheerleader or something and they did not give it up for maple sugar y'all it's such a long nickname too like

It's like a drag name. Yeah. They call me this sentence. Yeah. You think you were like telling people you had a lot of stuff going on back home, hoping they would be like, what's going on? Tell us like an attention thing. Yes. Would you tell them what was going on or would you make up like, well, my dad's a bandit. And, uh, I think I did lie quite a bit in around that time, like middle school era. Like I definitely had a fake boyfriend and, um, but it was, don't we all.

Don't we all? It was like, it was this friend of mine, Cliff Cardinal. He wrote me a letter at camp and then I decided to pretend that the letter was like my, he was just my friend. Like a love letter. I had a crush on him. Yeah. And I pretended it was like. there's some stuff going on with my boyfriend. Like he's having a tough time. And I wouldn't let anyone read the letter.

Yeah. Because I would not believe what is in this letter. Yeah. And then burning it really quick so no one can read it. It's very private. Don't even ask. And the letter is like, hey, bro, hope you're having a good time.

yeah what about you guys like i take i feel like you were genuinely to your core that that cowboy person so you weren't it wasn't it wasn't an affectation I mean, I definitely leaned more into it. And, you know, I, I was, I was a little rebel.

chip on my shoulder. I've, you know, I'm still working through all of it as an adult. Yeah, you got to have your, you have to have your little shell to protect you and use your whatever personality part of your personality to hide everything so um yeah but i i was really you know the kid that was off in the woods and in the creek and smoking and failing and sneaking out of the house and doing all that, you know, driving around in the car without

a license when i could barely look over the steering wheel like that is all factual i have many people that can back up all of this information about me but um I would say like on an unfortunate kind of like really unfortunate level, the times that I have changed my personality has been when I've felt fearful, you know, in like a... public bathroom or something you know you get like weird looks or

you know how do you who are you how do you identify and i've noticed myself sometimes trying to like fem it up a little bit when i go in the bathroom you know um and then i just think god it's so pathetic that that I would have to do that. So no real funny story there. But yeah, that's really the time that I notice it the most. And that's a point that I always use to people that, you know, any sort of confusion somebody has around.

trans people or non-binary people it's like it ends up policing all all women the whole everybody like cis women as well everybody everybody you know and so Yeah, it's just a weird little moment in life where I'm like, excuse me.

excuse me i'm just trying to get in the stall i just have to go pee pee i have to tinkle i can't believe i didn't wear my dress today because it'd be so much easier to just fling that thing up in the air i've been called sir in several bathrooms and i'm like really you get called sir yeah i've i've had a woman once in the airport bathroom be like this is the women's restroom i'm like yep

I know, I've said the same thing. I'm like, oh, that works out perfectly. Yeah, it always feels like a minefield. to me constantly on guard um did you guys ever when you first started comedy like and you're in in love with comedy and you're in green rooms with more experienced comedians like try to adopt the persona of a comedian almost like

Like, yeah, good set. Yeah, I like the tag. You know what I mean? I was so excited to be part of that community that I'm sure I was like, you know, with my little notebook and trying to. And then dropping your voice a little like, yeah, yeah, yeah, nice, nice, sweet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I don't know. That doesn't feel familiar. It doesn't feel as familiar as me saying, excuse me, I just have to get a tampon out of my purse.

I got to plug my cooter. I got to plug my cooter. You hear that in a stall in the bathroom. I got to plug my cooter.

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fortune what about going to college after living in a small town like yeah like that's a chance to be a different person yeah i was like cognizant of like not changing too much because um My mom, she listens to this. She's like, why are you bringing this up? But my mom used to, back in the day, whenever she would, after my parents divorced, she went through a couple of relationships.

And in those relationships, she significantly changed to be who she thought that those particular men wanted her to be. So that always bugged me.

um because i was just i didn't understand it i was young and i was like why are you being somebody or not um and in the most extreme version of that one was he was very conservative i talked about this in my sweet and salty special where he just like my family had gone to hooters her whole life and he just was like oh yeah not into that stuff and she was like i have never been two hooters in front of him.

Although I have been to cooters. And even though that story is very funny, it's based on her completely changing for this person. Yeah. So I always had that in the back of my head of like. not veering too far off. But you know, when you're young, you're still kind of trying to find yourself. So you have to sort of try on different hats to see like, well, who am I? And so younger days, sports was a big part of my personality.

But then in college, I had this weird thing. I hung out with a lot of church going people. And so I kind of tried that on for a while. Like, oh, I'm a church gal. And yeah, that was probably the most, the biggest swing away from my personality. But you do love the Lord, right? I love the Lord. You're just looking for community, right? I think I was looking for community and my family was pretty fractured at the time.

My grandmother had just passed and I was a bit lost. So my grandmother died the day after I moved into college. So I was experiencing this. brand new school. I didn't know anybody. I was lost. I was sad. And so those are the times when you're the most susceptible to any.

influence and so i met some really great people um who were religious and kind of was like well let me see what they're doing i like hanging out with them and their church was all about family and stuff and i think it like made me want family and crave um that and so I thought well if I do that then I can have I can create a family for myself one day and just you know eventually realized that, oh, this is not me at all.

But, yeah, and then I tried, like, theater in college, too, and maybe I'm a theater kid, and I liked it, but it was, and the irony is that I act now, but I'm not a theater kid. Really? I feel like you got some theater. You like a musical. I love a musical. But you know that dramatic like. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like expressing yourself in big ways. I'm not quite that. And so then when I moved to, when I eventually moved to LA, it was when I came out, I think, was like.

anything up until coming out was like i'm sort of blown with the wind here yeah i come out and then i'm like oh i know i know who i am and i'm and it just set me on this journey of being so much more comfortable in my own skin, doing what I wanted to do, not trying to fit in elsewhere.

That was the thing that really set me on my path. Took off your bonnet. And I would say right in this present day time. going through all the changes I'm going through, the one thing I've realized is I know myself better than I ever have. And I am so much clearer on what I want than I've ever been.

I guess it keeps changing your whole life till you croak, right? Yeah, and that fluidity is so important. Yeah. When you started doing comedy, did you guys try different... I feel like I just impersonated other comedians sometimes if I got excited about trying to be like... bill hicks or whatever when i was like 14 and that's like that's not me oh my gosh can you get me some video of you 14 doing your best bill hicks well i used to smoke cigarettes on stage because you could still do that

When you were 14? Yes, and I did one time get booed off stage. And do you have footage of this? No. Because I'm going to need to see it. You got booed off stage because they didn't like you smoking? It was a New Year's Eve show. I was 16 and me and my boyfriend at the time did like two-person stand-up. He was much older. We said we were siblings. It was weird. But anyway, we were smoking and we were just very like misanthropic and negative. And we didn't realize that people.

paid for this a hundred dollars for this new year's eve gala and everyone was making a real effort and we'd barely prepared anything and we were smoking we thought we were so cool and everyone was like why is this child smoking and what and and so they started going And they were right. They were like, enough. First of all, why aren't children smoking? As a child, I don't know how, like we were watching a movie the other night with Max and Finn.

And there was chewing tobacco that some of the kids in the movie were chewing. And Max and Fetter, like, what is chewing tobacco? They're nine and... I was chewing tobacco. I was dipping. I was smoking. If I couldn't get my hands on any of that stuff, I would roll coffee grounds and typing paper. I was just like, how? On Earth, I'm truly looking at them like they are aliens. You don't know what chewing tobacco is? These younger generations are much more pure than we were, I think.

It's not in movies as much. Like, what were you watching? The Sandlot Kids or something? Yeah, we were watching The Sandlot. Yeah. Oh, wicked. I want to re-watch it. I used to watch The Sandlot back in the day. Yeah. But they're, they're just like, and they have, they have questions about cigarettes and I'm like, I, yeah, I guess I don't know where they would have ever run off and experimented with anything like that, but because my parents were.

certainly not keeping an eye on me. But cigarettes are way more taboo now than back then. Back then I felt like... people just smoked all the time. It was taboo for me to be eight smoking cigarettes. Well, eight. Yeah. I mean, that's wild. My parents smoked in the house and yeah, it was very.

I mean, it was every restaurant you go to and yeah. I did not miss those days. Did you always have the same style on stage or in the beginning were you like... Hey, everybody. What's up? I can't imagine that. Yeah, I feel like... I mean, I was so influenced by Paula Poundstone. I always, I love Paula Poundstone's ability to write. Just. Such a solid silly joke.

And then also be able to do the most tremendous crowd interaction. All the crowd work is unbelievable. I mean, unreal. And I mean, I used to, she was the one comedian I would always go see. I would never miss a Paula Poundstone concert, no matter where I live, no matter how old I was. Really? Oh, yeah, absolutely. And she's just ridiculous.

That was my goal was to be a good storyteller, joke writer and be able to interact with the audience. And I don't know that I ever felt like, oh, I'm just a carbon copy of. Paula Poundstone. You know, I was never in like suspenders and a bow tie or anything like that, which thank God she's still. wearing to this day. She has not. She is Paula Poundstone through and through. She was born in suspenders. Oh, my God. This person is Paula Poundstone. I mean, her name.

says what she I don't I don't you know what I mean like yeah you gotta be a comedian yeah you are Paula this is Paula Poundstone anyway you know I certainly had moments like I was very In like more recent comedy influence, I certainly loved Mitch Hedberg. Yes. Yeah. I mean, you know, even though I wasn't dry and yeah, it just spoke to me. It definitely spoke to me. It takes confidence. I think to sit, to be okay with silence, to be slow like that. And so.

I feel like it would take, yeah, I'm still not there where I can do that. But like, did it take you a while to settle and to know you had the skill to like sit in that and then pull people out of it? Well, I think for myself, like as a comedian, all the different things I've tried from joke writing to storytelling, I've done prop stuff, not like in a traditional way of like I roll out of, you know, a case of.

Yeah. But I want to try everything. And then I feel like all of those roads that you go down, you still. Even if it's such a leap from another type of comedy, you still find your voice in there. And I think that that's what I realized was every road I went down, here's my voice. Here's my voice. So I can do whatever I want to do.

You know what I liked? I keep talking about it because I'm obsessed, but the Pee Wee Herman documentary, the Paul Rubens documentary, I didn't realize that Pee Wee started as a character who was a...

a stand-up comedian who was doing it for the first time and showing and had props that were his toys. He was kind of like almost like a child stand-up. So he was in the peewee suit and he'd go out and do bad stand-up and pull out like... you know a dinosaur toy and show the audience and stuff but i love that that that was the genesis yeah yeah i think he started at the groundlings yeah

You've got to watch that doc. I'll have to check it out. I for sure want to see that. And by the way, when I was in Nantucket, multiple people were coming up to me to talk about your doc. Oh, really? Yeah. They're coming up going, Hey, I just saw TIG stock and I wept throughout and I was like, great. Yeah. People are talking about it. You find that they, Oh, the new, I was thinking of TIG. I was thinking.

Yeah, no, the Andrea Gibson documentary. I want to see it. You will. We're going to have a screening in LA and then Apple bought it. So we're all. Very excited that it's going to reach a wider audience, but it's, man, is it life affirming? And it really, I say to everyone, it's impossible to not walk out of that theater and think, what?

have i been doing with my life i i mean true but like in the most inspiring exciting way of course you have all these emotions about andrea and and their partner meg and and all these intense, deep, but also so, so many funny moments, but it's just so beautiful and it's just still killing it on the... festival circuit. It's crazy. It's crazy, crazy, crazy. Yeah, I'm really looking forward to seeing it. Yeah, yeah. Thanks for bringing that up. Because I

Tell your friends if you've seen it because it's really worth seeing. And so much like so perfectly time for a big heaping pile of compassion in this world. Yes. Is what I've seen happen through this film. I kind of feel like, because it is mainly teenagers and kids that are trying on different personalities like that. And I kind of feel like that's. That's a pretty healthy way to be.

We're not our personalities. Like that is, even if it's so authentic to you and not on purpose, it is sort of a performance or it's an accumulation of influences and experiences. And there is like a core. Anyway, I just think maybe we should all be a bit more fluid about our personalities. You could wake up tomorrow, brand new day. You go, I'm really sarcastic today. Or like, I'm going to be a ray of sunshine. Yeah.

Well, you don't really know how you feel about something or if you're into something unless you try it. So I'm always like, I always think, especially younger people, like, why not? sign up for this thing or join this club or play that sport or be in that play like give it a shot and i stand by there is nothing better than finding out what you cannot stand and who you are not. Even more so than who you are. You know, like I love finding out the stuff.

I never want to do again, or I don't want to be in that world, you know? Or whatever, whatever it is. I'm like, I love that as much as I love finding things that I that make me happy. Yeah, we tell ourselves so young, we start telling ourselves stories about ourselves, like I'm bad at math or like, you know, I'm funny or I'm, you know, and then that's like a little coffin for yourself, you know, you got to break out of it.

I do stand by I am bad at math, and my brain just oozes out of my ears as soon as I look at X plus Y times blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Blah, blah. you just get a handle on math in school and then they introduce letters and words to it. And it's like, it's not fair. Yeah. Yeah.

And now my mom is being totally herself, but she has also been single for a very long time. There's something to be said for the single life in terms of... Really being yourself. Yeah. Has your mother ever gotten on apps to date? She did it back in the day. I think when she met her first boyfriend after divorce, it wasn't in an app, but they used to put ads in the newspaper. You're just looking at each other's grammar. But yeah, I believe they meant that way.

Didn't there used to be a thing where you can leave a voicemail that's like, hi, I'm May. I like, you know, facts. I think maybe back in the day there was something like that. And wait a minute. Right. So people would put an ad in the paper and you don't have a clue what this person looks like. Yeah. No. You just show up and there is someone that likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. Yeah.

When I first came out, Craigslist was super popular, especially I don't know if it was just in L.A., but everybody was on Craigslist at the time. And I found like a. soccer team and a softball league. I found Ultimate Frisbee. I'm still friends with some of the people I met during these Craigslist days. But I went on a couple dates. via craigslist ads and no it was the no picture days and was it what was it shocking when you arrived

I mean, not one person was, it wasn't even about looks, but not one person was my type or had anything in common. I went on three dates. What a shot in the dark. Could not get out of all. of them fast enough yeah And then I was like, I'm not doing this again. Do you know what? I think I'm remembering this story correctly. But of course, who knows? But let's just assume I am. You know, the comedian and writer Jesse Klein?

Okay. She's so funny, but she, she, um, I ran into her. I can't remember where I ran into her, but this was several years ago. She saw a guy. in like an airport or a grocery store or something, probably, you know, probably an airport. I think they were running to their flights. And she thought to herself, what if he saw me? And felt the same because she thought she saw a little some look in each other's eye type thing. He put an ad in the paper and they reconnected. No. Wow. Yes.

Yes. Yes. This is an actual story. And. They weren't a match, ultimately. I think he was like a tennis player. I can't believe I remember the details. I was so blown away because they did not talk. Wow. They just glanced. You know the actor Coleman Domingo?

yeah um he has been with his husband now i think like 14 years they walked past each other on a street and like kind of both clocked each other and did i don't know maybe it was craigslist i don't one of those sites they put a misconnection in there and somehow they saw it each wow got together yeah wow

Isn't that wild? I mean, it's like a needle on a haystack. Absolutely. We've got to bring that back, the missed connections. Boy, have we gotten off track here. There's nowhere for missed – I don't know where people go for missed connections now. There's no way to be a website or something. Yeah. Yeah.

But that was a big thing on Craigslist, too, was the whole Miss Connections page. Let's start a handsome Miss Connection website. There we are. We found it. Oh, no. Another thing on the list. I don't know if we're going to get to it.

Well, should we hear what Allison has to say, even though we went so far away? That's what we do here. That is what we do here. That is the business we are in. Allison, tell us. Tell us. Yeah, I've honestly probably done that a bunch, but a time that comes to mind is when I was in college.

I did a semester abroad in Glasgow, Scotland. So I went to a really small school, CalArts. It was super incestuous and gossipy. And when I did this semester... abroad at an even smaller school, the Royal Scottish Academy of Music and Drama, I made a kind of decision to just have a more free personality i guess i i just didn't want to be self-conscious in any way and i figured you know i'm just gonna

You know, I'm just going to be going to school with these people for like three to four months. Who cares? Like, what have I got to lose? I should just be like the freest version of myself. So I did. I just would like the whole time I was in Glasgow, Scotland, I was having honestly the best time and, and. Almost being like my truest self literally would, you know, with headphones in, I would dance down the streets, just dancing down the sidewalks.

and in class i was always like the first person to uh Oh, my God. Maxie wants to be involved in this question as well. The first person to volunteer to try something like improvised capoeira, just like. put me in coach like game for anything and the students there were like are you like this all the time and I was like No, not really. But once I did it, I would say the effect it had was...

that I realized that that actually is kind of my truest self and my truest personality. And so I just tried to kind of retain a lot of that in my life. moving forward and i think i think that i have it's a good way to be anyway um that's great all right love you bye love you mean it yeah and you come across people uh

In your life, too, that help bring that out of you as well. That's always nice. It is weird when somebody brings out a side of you that you rarely to never see. The goofiest side, the better. I went to a dinner party with my friend, Matt, and I guess we'd been very respectable at the dinner party, talking to people we'd never met, you know, getting to know people.

And then we left, and as we were walking to the Uber, he goes, time to be weird. And I was like, yes, that's what I want in a friend. That's a great answer, though, from her, yeah. Yeah, it is. It's nice to feel free like that where you're like just not really editing yourself. Yeah. Yeah. I love. Put me in, coach. Put me in. I think about my days of attempting to be straight. That was a fun challenge. I can't accept that.

I can't accept that. Hey, guys. What are you doing? That's Tig's bathroom voice. Yeah, we bump into each other in the bathroom. Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry. I'm on a date. Oh, my God. I love your flannel. Where'd you get that, girl? I love your lip taint. I got it forever 21. Sweet. This is why I did not go on many dates with guys.

My best acting work to date. I know. I was going to say that's so perfect for Alison. Just like act like a whole different person. Yeah. And then, and then find out what parts of that you want to retain. Yeah. I like that.

Yeah. Well, I was just going to talk about what's next, what we're up to. I'm guest hosting Jimmy Kimmel, his late night talk show next week. uh july 20 let's see 22nd through 24th i'll be a late night talk show host for three nights that is so exciting can you slip in a keep it handsome I know I got it. I got it. So I hope our handsome listeners will tune in. I'm a little nervous, but very excited.

I'll be wearing some suits and interviewing some fun people. Are you going to bring back your pink suit? Not the pink suit. I'm going to do something different, but yeah, I'm pumped. This is a really cool opportunity. Absolutely. Can't wait to see. And then I just have a stand up July 20th in Edmonton with Mateo Lane, Montreal, July 26th.

And then starting in September, San Antonio, Houston, Norfolk, Richmond, D.C., Atlanta, New Orleans, all those good places. Excellent places. I'll see you in Montreal. Yeah, May and I are doing a gala together in Montreal, which I love Montreal. Oh my God, it's such a great city. It's so great. I'll be there also the night before on the 25th doing a show at the Olympia for Just for Laughs. But other than that, just check out, I got two new songs out on my...

Use my earnest music album. I'm a TV. I got two new sad songs that I added to it. So they're on Spotify and spread the word. Tell your pals. What about you, Tig? Well, I'd love to share with you August 17th, I'll be at the West Hampton Beach Performing Arts Center in West Hampton Beach, New York. August 23rd, I'll be in P-Town at the Provincetown.

town hall. And then September 27th, Beau Ravage Resort and Casino in Biloxi, Mississippi. But yeah. Oh, and please share your favorite episode. Also review. And subscribe to the podcast and also to our YouTube page. This is a great community and we feel very lucky for all of you. And so let's keep growing it. Shall we? Yeah. Great. Until next time. Keep it handsome.

Handsome is hosted by me, Mae Martin, Tig Notaro, and Fortune Feimster. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Ouellette. Email us at handsomepod at gmail.com. And please follow us on social media at handsomepod. What a podcast. What a podcast. That was a hate gum podcast.

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