Felder, Surber and Hartzell get into some big lawn plans with a caveat, Hartzell is the lawn guy. Surber is staying the corse and Felder's new lawn is his kid's school; which Hartzell thinks is insane. More insanity? Felder does posit that Usher's "My Way" is more iconic than Frank Sinatra. So all you Swifties who got upset about our music takes come for Felder now, he built different. Gang gang we gon' ride out, peace!!! Rate. Review. Subscribe. #LETSGROW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com...
Oct 04, 2023•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 187
Felder, Surber and Hartzell talk outdoor dining that includes the fly fans, umbrella season and escalates to getting a projector for Saturday night football for Hartzell while Felder is preparing to host the first movie night of the season. Surber and Felder get into it a little bit while Hartzell is basically just gone doing adult stuff. New things to be added to the product doc and get ready because next week is all lawns all the time as the gang revs up for the fall season. Oh and maybe this ...
Sep 27, 2023•2 hr 18 min•Ep. 186
Felder, Surber and Hartzell really do it to you this time. And by "do it to you" and "this time" it is an episode where they talk about cable service providers. The gang also gets into how weather delays made it a long Week 2 for all of CFB, no matter where you get games from. Plus Felder hooks up his neighbor with his lawn guy and then spends some time with her, an hour of time. Hartzell does talk about his nipple size. Surber is The Professor dunking on everyone. Although The Professor was mor...
Sep 20, 2023•2 hr 17 min•Ep. 185
Felder, Surber and Hartzell talk yard work, school volunteering plus being a bus rider. Are sex scenes filler and do you understand the concept of sex or do you need to see it for it to work in a film? The State of Clemson Football. Solving our cable issues during the Spectrum-Disney Dispute. "I don't need sex, I need more fighting" with respect to Utah not being sexy but being fighters. This is our most CFB show in a long time. Public school vs private. What is your typing situation for the elb...
Sep 13, 2023•2 hr 17 min•Ep. 184
Felder, Surber and Hartzell talk about school starting including joining school committees plus more pool etiquette including water guns vs water shooters. The gang also talks RC Cars including the Ricochet, a true classic. Plus your voicemails, Wagoneers vs Broncos, and when do you harvest corn? The main point there is Hartzell was just gone from the show so no one will even know, and he won't read this email anyways. Rate. Review. Subscribe. #LETSGROW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/pr...
Sep 06, 2023•2 hr 21 min•Ep. 183
A gardening podcast about football. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Aug 30, 2023•1 hr 48 min•Ep. 182
THIS THEME SONG BY SURBER SLAPS AND IS THE SONG OF THE SUMMER THAT ISN'T BY THE BEACHES!!!! Felder, Surber and Hartzell talk about how many undefeated teams we will see in 2023, schedules dictating success and they also get into voicemails. The gang talks lawns, Whild Peach one of the greatest bands ever, people spreadsheets and you get to spend some time with Felder's Broken Brain. Stephen updates you on his party situation coming up and Surber hits you with his remembering students' names talk...
Aug 23, 2023•1 hr 41 min•Ep. 181
Felder, Surber and Hartzell start out with Blankman and is Summer Over. The gang gets into some lawn talk plus pool talk with respect to pricing. Felder is very clear that he hates the pool. Surber on renting video games vs movies at Hollywood Video plus he has a real time experience of learning Michael Jordan cologne was a thing. What was your middle school cologne? Nolan movies are too loud. Being grounded. DEAR Time!! Plus voicemails, a robo mower tease and baguette pan into the product doc p...
Aug 16, 2023•2 hr 13 min•Ep. 180
Felder, Surber and Hartzell recap the Hartzell Michigan golf trip, where he speaks glowingly of the state. Felder beams as his dad is proud of him for his ACC Media Days coverage. Surber has not seem Oppenheimer yet, but he is our key correspondent whenever he does go. How do you handle kids being sick plus CORN SOON COME!! Like the plant, not the band, there are no freaks on the leash here. Strip club etiquette and this is the only podcast designed to make your planties wet. Rate. Review. Subsc...
Aug 09, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 179
Felder, Surber and Hartzell wish Surber good luck on his audition to be a real deal professor. The gang also talks voting at ACC/SEC Media Days and then more CFB talk where Felder's spreadsheets are more like deadsheets and then scheduling, Michigan's QB situation & designer shoes over Jordan's at media events. The talk about Marilyn Payne teaching Felder about corn and "what is your lasagna eating process." Beta lawn update from Hartzell and another round of, "Does your family know your job...
Aug 02, 2023•2 hr•Ep. 178
Felder, Surber and Hartzell recap the Surber and Hartzell time at SEC Media Days, including the Lane Kiffin fiesta! Plus Felder is going to ACC Media Days with Hartzell's crew and content is going to be dropping from all over. The gang also talks about grass, mowing and corn growing. Which is better, mixed or biracial, for PC purposes. Also Hartzell gets Felder's ass for making a spreadsheet of the people he meets, which does include Hartzell and Surber. This is a good one. The other ones aren't...
Jul 26, 2023•2 hr 25 min•Ep. 177
Felder, Surber and Hartzell are podcasting after dark including the recap of the 4th of July but the gang also gets into how often you should mow your lawn to train it out, not up. Surber discovers a backway to the beach that saves him time and energy. Hartzell lives his Shibumi life. Felder water balloons his wife and kid. The entire squadron is on Wemby's side now, after his Summer League stint. Plus some good good football talk. Rate. Review. Subscribe. #LETSGROW See Privacy Policy at https:/...
Jul 12, 2023•2 hr 44 min•Ep. 175
A gardening podcast about football, and a lifestyle podcast really. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Jul 05, 2023•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 174
Felder, Surber and Hartzell start off with an apology and then get into the big trip for the Hartzell family. Surber plays PRIDE in Winston. The gang gets into Super Soaker talk, shout out to Priscilla! Hartzell was on a lake for 10 hours. Felder got new plants in the ground. Surber's zoysia is reclaiming ground. Avatar 2 talk, a movie where Felder cries multiple times. Pool review on bougie or not and weather talk. Oh, and the gang does a big wikipedia move to figure out LSU football. Rate. Rev...
Jun 28, 2023•1 hr 51 min•Ep. 173
Felder, Surber and Hartzell welcome Miller Yoho (@milleryoho on twitter and @dukesmayobowl) to the show. They talk Go Karts, Small Beers, Neighborhood Pool Hierarchy, plus some Jokic talk. Then, we get into voicemails and hear your father's day thoughts. Cheers to the rad dads. Rate. Review. Subscribe. #LETSGROW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Jun 21, 2023•2 hr 10 min•Ep. 172
Felder, Surber & Hartrzell talk some Body Armor, our pool lives and then Surber and Hartzell roast Felder on his Google Reviews life. Plus being in love, voicemails, "Smooth" and "School Ties" plus laughing through Heidi. Shout out to Will in Napa as we go through AD vs BC. Also our yards are doing their thing. AND YOU GET A FULL PARIS RECAP FROM HARTZELL!!! "She looks like if Ed Sheeran Was Cool" -line of the episode Rate. Review. Subscribe. #LETSGROW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com...
Jun 14, 2023•2 hr 30 min•Ep. 171
Felder, Surber and NOT Hartzell welcome Holly Anderson (Shutdown Fullcast & Channel 6) and Ryan Nanni (Shutdown Fullcast) into the show to pick up the slack from Hartzell's Paris Years, a Hemingway reference. What's your top song, are your toes out and what does GMC stand for? Interesting teeth plus a talk about Holly's deck furniture project where it somehow turns into "Vampire Diaries" talk. Plus True Blood. Felder makes Nanni stay longer to hear your voicemails. This is a real show. Rate....
Jun 07, 2023•2 hr 30 min•Ep. 170
Felder, Surber and Hartzell kick off the all voicemail show by not doing voicemails for a bit. Instead they talk burgers, Felder's new friends, school being over and knives. Chicken talk. Felder needing to be more kind to himself because folks do like the work he gives the world. Surber repping "Secondhand Lions" and going into a rabbit hole about Kyra and Edie Sedgwick. Hartzell gears up for Paris. They also talk about the difference between first cousins, second cousins and what does "removed"...
May 31, 2023•1 hr 40 min•Ep. 169
Felder, Surber, Hartzell get into the NBA Playoffs, Movie Night plus neighborhood pool situations including coolers and wagons. Yard situations are all over the place and they hit on your voicemails to get into Australian Westerns, what's up in Northwest Arkansas and more. But the real meat on this here bone is Taylor Swift as a Diva. Sorry in advance. Rate. Review. Subscribe. #LETSGROW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-...
May 17, 2023•2 hr 9 min•Ep. 167
Felder, Surber and Hartzell get into your voicemails harcore. Also, should Felder become the DB Coach at his high school? Plus shout out to East Meck. Thank you for calling about the Pinkertons, being a Hartbeat and why Surber is the best. The gang tentatively have a plan to get together but we shall see. Rate. Review. Subscribe. #LETSGROW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
May 10, 2023•2 hr 22 min•Ep. 166
Felder, Surber and Hartzell get the show back on the rails after a little absence. Yes, we know it is late, we are sorry, the NFL Draft got our ass. We get to your voicemails talking 40s, tulips and more. The gang also talks about Yellowstone, Deadwood and the millenial relationship with Westerns. Rate. Review. Subscribe. #LETSGROW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
May 04, 2023•2 hr 24 min•Ep. 165
Felder, Hartzell and Surbs kick off the show with a public shaming from Surber. Don't be surprised when your Waffle House experience is shitty. When did Steven Seagal movies stop being good? What even is a Mr. Beast Burger? Denny's is racist, fuck them. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Apr 26, 2023•2 hr 36 min•Ep. 164
Felder, Surber and Hartzell listen to some voicemails, including Costco membership talk. The gang also talks about going fishing, Japanese beetles and having a squirrel for a kid. Pinkerton voicemails vs the KC Airport. Do you like Mr. Bean? Florida, Utah and Oregon St and who has the worst roster in the Pac-12? Surber's set talk, while Hartzell eats on mike and Felder complains about getting a passport. Rate. Review. Subscribe. #LETSGROW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Calif...
Apr 19, 2023•1 hr 55 min•Ep. 163
Felder, Surber and Hartzell talk about golf ball retrievers, Pinkertons and the Masters. This was recorded on Good Friday and you be the judge if there was anything good about it. Creating rigid boundaries vs not letting people know what is going on in your life. Will you get caught up in the Crossfire? Felder hates replay guys. Hartzell stands up for Florida's road schedule. Surber is playing a gig. The gang is about to go halfsies on a laundromat and Surbs and Hartz talk Felder down from telli...
Apr 12, 2023•1 hr 55 min•Ep. 162
The fellas get the latest on Hartzell's looming birthday festivities. Do you still call in your pizza orders? Felder and Surber look back on their facemasks, and Felder made a joke when he was paralyzed. Hartzell's going to the rodeo, we discuss. What's Fergie up to? Hartzell commits to come see Surber's band. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Apr 05, 2023•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 161
Felder, Surber and Hartzell get into the art of surviving and planning a birthday party for a kid and how critical a bounce house can be. Does Books-A-Million still exist? Hartzell needs to get the "chick-stagram" going crazy with his coming baby birds and new egg selling venture. Do you know what conference these teams are in? No one does! Are you letting folks use your interior bathroom during a party, or your playground in the backyard? We have a ton of voicemails, including an on air plannin...
Mar 29, 2023•2 hr 23 min•Ep. 160
Felder, Surber and Hartzell talk about how to dap someone up, cold snap killing plant plus a recap of NYC and Nashville. The gang also gives you some cupcake sandwich and pound cake game. Hartzell is The Punisher. Surber is the bathroom king. Felder has a croutons conundrum. That's life as Hartzell takes a Surber predicted SNKRS' L. Rate. Review. Subscribe. #LETSGROW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Mar 22, 2023•2 hr 1 min•Ep. 159
Felder, Surber and Hartzell get into kids' birthday parties, being outside for the entire day and should they join the pool. Plus 4 hands vs 2 hands as a parenting practice. They talk mulch, moving, Vegas and Boat life plus Felder getting brolic. Oysters are overpriced and the biggest discussion is how to move and live together for a couple. Rate. Review. Subscribe. #LETSGROW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my...
Mar 15, 2023•2 hr•Ep. 158
Felder, Surber and Hartzell have their "Spring has Sprung, what gets done" episode. The gang talks about Hartzell's rooster spreading his sauce, Surber gives you a lesson on how to wash a corvette and Felder fails very bad at this being the 3 year episode. Thanks for listening. Felder's kid is a punk princess, tuxedos (do you like them), plus is Bob a bitch? Skechers somehow darken their door and FSU's coach says the game is over. Voicemails, a lot of them and the only podcast that references Je...
Mar 08, 2023•2 hr 1 min•Ep. 157
Felder, Surber and Hartzell have their most controversial episode: -Karl Malone is trash -Kids Birthdays ruin a weekend -A voicemail about CLT Airport Must -Terrible Walmarts -Killing or not killing a mouse Plus they have a gang of voicemails, talk e about body glide, lunch vs dinner vs supper and they do 2 shows at once just to really give you good audio. Rate. Review. Subscribe. #LETSGROW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy...
Mar 01, 2023•2 hr 17 min•Ep. 156
