After a brief technical glitch we are back 10% stronger but 8% fatter. This week in honour of the upcoming Thanksgiving celebrations, we review 2016s Pumpkin Pie Wars starring Julie Gonzalo and Rico Aragon. We learn about classic bakery errors, the fastest way for an old lady to block up a toilet and why solo golf is the saddest game ever.
This week we are joined by tremendously talented Randle Parker from the excellent podcast Randle Parkers Film Club to review 1985's Yes, Madam starring Michelle Yeoh and Cynthia Rothrock. You'll learn about Waterstones Perverts, the Asian Mickey Pierce, Gary the SuperCop, moon real estate and why spitting on a matrons chicken is a punishable offence in Hong Kong. You need to watch this movie! This weeks Podcast of Greatness is the delightful What I Had Heard Was. Go give them a listen and a foll...
Come join us as we take a stroll through the 2020 classic Hint of Love with Non Union Chris Pratt again. You'll learn all about the Bolognaise acting dynasty, too many Gordan Ramsey stories and why your future mother shouldn never show you her breasts in return for Pop Tarts. And another patented Anthony Quiz! This weeks Podcast of Greatness is the delightfully fragrant chaps over at 100 Things We Learned From Film. Give them a listen and a follow @100thingspod
Don "The Dragon" Wilson is back in this weeks movie 1992's Bloodfist 3: Forced to Fight, our third visit to the insane and baffling world of Bloodfist. This time Don has to do fights....IN PRISON! I f you can imagine such a thing. Be prepared for real bad racism, cool gang names, wet eggs, Knife Prison and karate based ghosts! Once again we have no Podcast of Greatness as nobody has sent us their promos. It's free and somebody might hear it.
Welcome Traveller, This week we take you through 2020s Blueprint to the Heart. You will learn all about Craig and his weird pronunciation of compilation, American architecture, the Chris De Bergh appreciation society and what's wrong with just being single and yourself? This weeks Podcast of Greatness is the awesome Not Before Coffee. Give it a listen and a follow @need_3_mugs on the Twitter and that yeah
Continuing our bizarre nautical themed disaster month we present 2010's Titanic 2 starring the grandson of Dick Van Dyke. You'll learn all about credit card based surgery, sentient electric snakes and why all ships should have emergency thrusters. There's no Podcast of Greatness this week as we have run out of promos so if you are a cool hip podcat, send them over to us at hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com and we will most certainly play them.
This week we deliver a lovely slice of 2020's Love is a Piece of Cake starring Lindsey Gort and Greyston Holt. You'll learn why using cake as currency is frowned upon, the importance of a good hoop and plenty of HOT CAKE FACTS. Our Podcast of Greatness is the sort of sister show to, Weird Thing About That. Give them a follow @WeirdThingPod on the Twitter and that
We finally did it, we found the worst film we have ever reviewed! 2000's Titanic: The Legend Goes On and boy is this a stinker. We learn all about cartoon boobies, what constitutes a captains reception, James does a rap and we have to find a new scoring system as its that bad. Our podcast of the week is the amazing Playlist Wars, give them a listen and a follow @PlaylistWars on the Twitter and that
After our summer holiday we are back! Fatter, sweatier and more tired then ever before. This week we take you through 2021's Pitching for Love (or 2018's Bramptons Own if you want to be exact). We take you through sexy dentists, ice cream mistresses, givers and takers in baseball and Anthony has done a fun quiz for us. This weeks Podcast of Greatness is the delicious Randle Parker’s Film Club. Give him a listen and a follow @RandleParker1 on the Twitter and that
This week Joe, Berni and James take you through the incredibly twisted world of 1986 John Stamos vehicle Never Too Young to Die co-starring THAT Gene Simmons. Find out all about Finnish swearing, health and safety conscious road warriors and our delightful rendition of the best theme song in the world. Our Podcast of the Week is the cool cats over at The Podcast that Wouldn't Die (find them on twitter @TPodcastTWDie Get them up your Earballs Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram & ...
This week Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through 2015's After the Ball starring Portia Doubleday and Chris Noth in a modern day Cinderella story. You'll learn all about Turkish Delight, English shoe stores and the prerequisites for a reverse Doubtfire. This weeks Podcast of Greatness is The Beer'd Al Podcast. Go absorb their sounds and follow them @BeerdAlPodcast Get it up your earballs! Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram & Facebook @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatnes...
If you like kicking then have we got a film for you! This week Joe, Berni and James take you through Don "The Dragon" Wilsons seminal masterpiece Bloodfist 2. You'll learn all about the most dangerous park ranger in the world, James and His Muscle Men and just how many cattle prods you can buy with the budget of this movie (its more then you think). Our Podcast of the Week is the fun boys over at Neat Cast (@NeatCastPod on the twitter) Get them up your Earballs Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgr...
Once again Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through another straight to video delight and this time its 2017's Non Transferable starring Ashley Clements and Brendan Bradley who also wrote and did a direct of it too! You'll learn about Turkish sunsets, how much Josh is too much Josh and how to avoid the lecherous grasp of a salty sea captain. Our podcast recommend of the week is Sweet Chinwag Podcast. Go listen and follow them @SweetChinwag Get it up your earballs! Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkof...
This week Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through 2014's A Cookie Cutter Christmas starring Erin Krakow and Miranda Frigon. You'll hear all about why children singing is awful, why adults singing is awful and the humungous amount of food eating noise that this film is predominantly made up of. Our podcast recommend of the week is Playlist Wars. Go listen and follow them @PlaylistWars Get it up your earballs! Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgre...
This week Ant, Craig and Joe take you through the wintery wonderland of 2016's classic "Love at the Christmas Table" starring Marty McFlys Mum, Winnie off of The Wonder Years, Ted out of Schitts Creek and Luke from Gilmore Girls. Yes its an all star cast in what is arguably our favourite film to date. You'll discover the stupidity of indoor snowball fights, impromptu dance sequences and why you should never show a boy your tractor! Our podcast recommend of the week is Madison on the Air. Go list...
In this bonus episode Joe, Berni and James take you through the 2000 classic "The Ritual" the follow up feature of director Simon Linscheid. We discover clockwork radios are real, how many leeks is too many leeks and our new business idea for a horse based Uber service. We also give a shout out to our new obsession over at Nothing More Annoying. Go give them a listen and a follow @AnnoyingPodcast Its a real cool time! Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hal...
Happy Half Christmas! This week Ant, Craig and Joe take you through the 2015 classic "Christmas Eve" starring Sir Captain Picard and Napoleon Dynamite. We find out about our imaginary sequel to Dante's Peak, Joes love for the 90s boyband E-MALE and who or what is Diarrhoea John. This is a real bad film. We also give a shout out to our friends over at Fuck My Work Life. Go give them a listen and a follow @fmwlpod they are very cool! Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreat...
Its a finger lickin' miracle. Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through the amazing 2020 classic Recipe for Seduction starring Mario Lopez as Colonel Sanders in a Lifetime movie. Yes you heard that right. Its as amazing as it sounds. Find out all about correct cutlery for fried chicken, how to murder someone in the poshest way possible and what exactly is "country club ready" Also shout out to @100thingspod on twitter too Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email h...
This week Joe, Berni and James take you through the 1995 classic "Raging Angels" starring Sean Patrick Flanery as some kind of musician/angel summoner. You'll hear all about triangle faced children, how you can avoid demon attacks in your own home and our all new rating system The Golden Fabio! Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com We are also on Facebook now too! @hallmarkofgreatness
This week we take you through the 2018 classic "Love on the Slopes" starring Katrina Bowden and Thomas Beaudoin as a reclusive photographer and a reporter who does the reports we guess. Listen to find out the correct way to eat smores, what constitutes being a hermit and a cheeky visit from Anthonys cousin. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com We are also on Facebook now too! @hallmarkofgreatness
In this bonus episode Joe, James and Berni look at 1993's monster classic Carnosaur. We get clarity on baby hands, the correct way to greet and befriend magpies and how many bullets we think it takes to kill a person, Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com We are also on Facebook now too! @hallmarkofgreatness
This week Ant, Craig and Joe take you through the 2014 classic Stranded in Paradise starring returning Hallmark Heroine Vanessa Marcil (Ep1 The Convenient Groom) Find out what legally defines plagiarism, how much feet is too much feet, the absolute power of HR and the mystical world within a world of Hallmark that we have stumbled across. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com We are also on Facebook now too! @hallmarkofgreatness...
In this bonus episode new friends James and Berni take us through the 1989 cult classic Bloodfist starring Don "The Dragon" Wilson. We learn about the Tip Top shop, crimes worse then murder and how to tell if your potato is poisoned or powerful. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com We are also on Facebook now too! @hallmarkofgreatness
This week Ant, Craig and Joe take you through possibly the worst film we have ever done the 2017 "classic" Breaking Legs starring nobody of any merit. Find out just how to correctly carry a bassoon, what happens when you die and go to tap dance heaven and the worst Halloween Dance Fight in human history. This is truly a "Tarble" movie Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com We are also on Facebook now too! @hallmarkofgreatness...
This week Ant, Craig and Joe take you through the 2018 classic "Off the Menu" starring Santino Fontana and Dania Ramirez. Find out all about tethered swimming, how to avoid punches from men with moustaches and the greatest scene in film history: The Sexy Dance of the Cornflake! Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com We are also on Facebook now too!
This week we take you through the 2014 classic For Better or for Worse and its the latter for sure. Find out what vegans are, the correct way to milk a cow and why a certain farmer has to leave town under cover of darkness. Contains mild swears Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
This week Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through the 2017 classic "Eat Play Love" starring Jen Lilley and Jason Cermak as well as the 6 million dollar man and bionic women. We discuss talking dogs, the erotic power of crepes and what a love radar sounds like. Contains light swears Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
This week Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through the 2018 classic Love on Safari starring Lacey Chabert and Jon Cor. Highlights include quality hammer action, stealthy pervert giraffes and the teleportation to and from Johannesburg. Stay tuned after the main event for a fun bonus song by Anthony Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
Were Back! This week we take you through the 2019 classic After the Storm starring Madeline Leon and Bo Yokely. After a womans house is weirdly damaged in a storm (of the century) can she rebuild it despite her own interference and lack of skills? We will never know. But if you like dogs, barns and the best impression of a man who has fallen out of a wheelchair ever, this is the episode for you. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail....
This week Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through the 2020 classic "Home Sweet Home" starring Natasha Bure and Ben Elliott. We find out what WWJD actually stands for, the correct way to use a hammer and the free labour you can harvest from old people. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
