Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) The PIT Crew leaves Vaynome as they set sail for Voipre, with a dead god and a new patron in tow! === LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits...
Jun 30, 2025•1 hr 51 min•Season 2Ep. 13
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) While the girls are off doing fun and important things, the boys get behind the mics to weave you a tale from the quaint village of Buttonbush, Evarow. Get ready for the high flying adventures of the Gobbly Bird Taxi Company! === LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our...
Apr 28, 2025•1 hr•Season 2Ep. 12
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) The PIT Crew pulls back the curtain for the island of performers, and the fate of the Siren's Song rests in the balance. === LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcast...
Apr 14, 2025•1 hr 21 min•Season 2Ep. 11
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) The PIT Crew fights to save the leader of the Siren's Song... or did they?! Does he even exist?! Does anyone actually work here?! === LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.co...
Mar 24, 2025•1 hr 31 min•Season 2Ep. 10
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) Leona starts working up the courage to figure out how to audition for the Siren Song, but Sybianna is missing, and Gwyneth has beef with... everyone. === LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( http...
Feb 26, 2025•1 hr 48 min•Season 2Ep. 9
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) After a few months of close quarters travel north, the PIT Crew is in desperate need for the good vibes of Vaynome, home of the Siren's Song! === LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www....
Feb 03, 2025•1 hr 45 min•Season 2Ep. 8
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) Welcome to our Christmas Special! Luis takes the reigns of our wacky sleigh with a game and story of his own design, while the others play little elves hard at work in the toy factory. Follow Winkle Tinkle (Laura) the perceptive elf, Sprinkle Cookiedance (Kiley) the nimble elf, and Jangle Picklekiss (Jonathan) the imaginative elf, as they unwrap their coworkers workplace drama. Intro and Outro: Krampus's Workshop by Kevi...
Dec 23, 2024•1 hr 34 min
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) The Pit Crew helps the citizens of Melironto clean up after the arrival of the Profane Herald before heading out for a much needed vacation in Vaynome. === LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( ht...
Dec 10, 2024•1 hr 34 min•Season 2Ep. 7
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) The PIT Crew has secured a ride to the Melironto Chasms, the original goal of their journey to Breascor! === LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-faile...
Nov 18, 2024•2 hr 22 min•Season 2Ep. 6
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) The PIT Crew gets lost in the Breascor Caverns, good thing Reshi has his Grandfather's Tome and plenty of food to get them through this ordeal! === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806...
Oct 22, 2024•1 hr 45 min•Season 2Ep. 5
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) The PIT Crew hides from a storm in the cabin of a very talkative old-timer. === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infin...
Sep 30, 2024•1 hr 38 min•Season 2Ep. 4
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) Manon takes a job so the PIT Crew can get their bearings in Breascor, and hopefully learn more about that crazy symbol in the sky! === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.c...
Sep 09, 2024•1 hr 51 min•Season 2Ep. 3
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) All aboard the Wynsom to meet Manon, Leona, and Reshi as they brave the waves and bring their Parable Infused Tribune to a new continent! === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podc...
Sep 09, 2024•1 hr 49 min•Season 2Ep. 2
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) Welcome to Season 2 - The Parable Infused Tribune! If you are new to the show, this is a great place to start. We talk about the new game we will be playing, the setting and tone of the story, the major factions, and the characters the cast will be portraying. If you just want to jump right into the story feel free to skip to the next episode! === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Con...
Sep 09, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) The Premier of Season 2 - The Parable Infused Tribune, starts Monday September 9th 2024. Welcome back to the table everyone! Support the show
Aug 28, 2024•1 min
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) Listen Here! ( https://thismachinebelongsto.buzzsprout.com/share ) Hello and welcome everybody to a fantastic April Fools day announcement! The prank is, I decided to release what was the mini project I talked about as its own podcast rather than a new short season of Halfwits & Failed Crits. While it is a solo ttrpg journaling game, the final product felt way more right being its own thing, akin to a traditional aud...
Apr 01, 2024•18 min
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) We sit down as ourselves and chat about Children of the Spine, what our characters are doing, what NPC's are doing, our favorite moments, and other fun tidbits. At the end of the episode I include bloopers from the Finale! Please give your honest feedback of Children of the Spine at ( https://forms.gle/xvDpy5Y3P95sVfqe6 ). === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://w...
Feb 05, 2024•53 min•Season 1Ep. 44
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) The crew returns to Nedrak to right the wrongs of the past. Please give your honest feedback of Children of the Spine at ( https://forms.gle/xvDpy5Y3P95sVfqe6 ). === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedc...
Jan 29, 2024•2 hr 39 min•Season 1Ep. 43
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) The crew of the Paradise explores the depths of the fungal forest in hopes of finding something, anything, that can help them escape or kill the Terran. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our o...
Jan 15, 2024•2 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 42
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) The Paradise runs out of fuel, stopping at the consumed vacation planet of Gyeong-otos to gather resources so they can escape the Terran. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( h...
Dec 23, 2023•2 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 41
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) The Paradise is in trouble and its up to Mohan to save the fleet with the help of Trixie and Kremlin. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). ==...
Nov 20, 2023•1 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 40
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) War. War Never Changes. The crew learns about the rise, golden age, and fall of the Terran Empire. Then they put boots on the ground as they embody Alpha Team, the a squadron of Terran Dragon Hunting Elites. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( ...
Oct 09, 2023•2 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 39
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) A new beginning, a new mega corp. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Op...
Sep 11, 2023•2 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 38
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) The crew of the Paradise learns more about their new hive mind friend, the Spine, and Waotaka's life, while the threat of the Terran grows. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( ...
Jul 31, 2023•2 hr 30 min•Season 1Ep. 37
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) Welcome to the Triangle Agency fellow Resonant! This is your new hire training video featuring Agents Hazel (Kiley) and Finn (Laura) on Finn's first mission. Plenty to learn here so take out your tablets and dip your spaghetti in the ink brace as you learn all about what it means to keep our world safe from Anomalies... just like you. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www...
Jun 28, 2023•1 hr 54 min
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) The Paradise Fleet is lost in the great void of the sector with uncharted spike drill paths and questionable guides, as they search for the isolated AI Colony in hopes of recruiting new and hopefully powerful allies against the Terran. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfw...
Jun 19, 2023•1 hr 57 min•Season 1Ep. 36
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) In the wake of the Terran's arrival, The Spiral Captains must decide the future of the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla. Meanwhile the crew of the Paradise is a bit on edge as they prepare to hold the weight of that future on their shoulders. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/half...
May 15, 2023•2 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 35
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) The crew of the Paradise has returned home to the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla for some much needed R&R as we watch them grow and the years go by. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other ...
Apr 24, 2023•2 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 34
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) The crew of the Paradise gains an unexpected ally, confronts an ancient enemy, and battles for the soul of a lost friend. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.Halfwi...
Mar 20, 2023•2 hr 30 min•Season 1Ep. 33
Send us a short note to read on the show! (For responses use email instead) The crew of the Paradise finds the Sarka Institute with the help of Tammy Hatt, their mechs, and some disguises. But first, they have to fix an office copier. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to ...
Feb 27, 2023•2 hr 42 min•Season 1Ep. 32
