Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)

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Each week Alison Haislip and Maude Garrett (& Tom) sit down for a half hour of happy hour. Drinks are drank and conversations are had covering stories both important and useless. Sit, relax, and knock back a glass of your favorite adult beverage while you laugh with (or at) them for the next 30ish minutes.

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Episodes

Moon Weed = Billionz

This week Alison and Alex talk space plants, true hoverboards, crazy fast as poop planes and people getting mauled by lions for art? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 10, 2015•45 min

Post BBQ Haislip is FUN!

This week Alison and Alex talk stalker nanny, Meth in fast food, crazy Russian hiker story and "F" Cool Kids. Also Alison's post BBQ drunkness makes everyone happy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 03, 2015•48 min

F*ck Eggs

This week Alison and Alex talk second Earth, a town who all fall asleep and for the love of all things holy can we please have an f-ing Moon base?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 27, 2015•47 min

Brooming Brooming Brooming

This week Alison and Alex talk keeping kids life goals realistic, Alex isn't a gardner, free candy isn't as good as Alison would like to think and Pluto! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 20, 2015•45 min

Hairing the Dog SDCC LIVE

This week we are LIVE from San Diego Comic Con! Alison literally can't handle her wine and Alex gets giddy about porn titles. Also watch as Alison tries to keep the show curse word free... for about two seconds. All in front of a LIVE audience of fans at the Nerdist/Geek and Sundry space at Petco park. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 13, 2015•58 min

Alex Has Been Day Drinking

On this weeks episode Alison is BACK from Ireland! Alex celebrated the US Womens World Cup team, by drinking all day. And Tom sings the theme song. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 06, 2015•46 min

Nanobots... NaYESbots!

This week Alison, Alex and Tom talk nanobots, self driving car accidents, moral differents in the sexes and hands free texting on a whole different level! Plus more amazing t-shirt catch phrases. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 27, 2015•43 min

Astrobot is Better

This week Alison, Alex and Tom tackle big issues like $100,000 of Meth wash up on Mexico shore in a motorized surfboard, NASAs first robot in space and of course Netflix discovery blows! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 22, 2015•42 min

I'm Super Popular at Math!

This week is a crazy one! Alison, Alex and Tom talk about Netflix celebrity travel a dable of E3 coverage and of course brains connected to the Internet. BID LOTS of new catch phrases! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 15, 2015•45 min

Subject, Love

This week Alison Alex and Tom dive deep into the future of lab made limbs, super sonic air travel and classical music calming the horde. As always FAN EMAILS! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 08, 2015•45 min

Freeze My Worm Brains

Alison and Alex chat about Cryostasis, real food in your crap food, chinese WoW torture and fans finally save Taylor! Oh and Tom is the new Alison. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 01, 2015•45 min

Alison is Drunk on Tired

This week Alison and Alex talk about Wolverine shins, bionic eyes and BATTLEBOTS! Maybe even a quick Tom one sentence story? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 25, 2015•40 min

Poop Map

This week Alison and Alex talk about actual poop maps, kids lighting themselves on fire you know because they are smart and downloading your brain is closer than ever! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 18, 2015•45 min

But I Digress

This week Alison and Alex talk about aliens, men trapped on the moon and if sex in space is possible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 11, 2015•39 min

Alison Can't Find Boobs on Google

Alison and Alex upgrade their "audio engineer" Tom, talk about Augmented Reality, warp drives and whole house battery packs. Plus Alex teaches Alison how to Google naked boobs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 04, 2015•40 min

That's not robots taking over the world, just my alarm clock.

This week Alison and Alex tackle the new Joker, small to large studio fires and Tom's usefulness to the show. Hint: he's useful. Also the device that will wake up with the DEVIL! All while getting a little buzzed on a Saturday morning. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 27, 2015•40 min

Vegas... you know for like 5 minutes

This week Alison talk about here obsession over frequent flier miles, Tom give you a glimps at his best Chris Farley and Alex let's slip a little something about reunions? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 20, 2015•39 min

My Stomach Hates Thanksgiving

This week Alison and Alex talk about the worlds first full body transplant, monks making Four Loko Wine at Buckfast Abby, food poisoning and global excitment over Game of Thrones! Also Alison's stomach hates Thanksgiving. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 13, 2015•39 min

Half Hour Happy Hour with Alison and Alex

In this week premire episode Alison and Alex chat about Latin PDA, joke stealing on Twitter, grown mens use of EMOJI and of course the Apple Watch. Engineer Tom tells the harrowing tail of his WebMD CD-ROM diagnosing him with the AIDS virus and Alison gets sick hot over a nursing student. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 06, 2015•47 min

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