Up the Long Ladder

This week we find the Enterprise in the middle of a dilemma. After receiving SOS's from two planets, one with a no technology and one with an advanced society, but both with problems that cannot seemingly be solved the crew must figure out how to best resolve this new dilemma. Through a series of awkward events, conversations and accidents Captain Picard finally comes up with a plan that will benefit all involved and get the guests off the Enterprise for good. Will the Irish takeover the Enterprise? Can a chicken fly? Does Worf have a childhood illness? Will Pulaski survive drinking poisonous tea? Can Riker wash feet? Will you laugh while watching this? How much grey is too much grey? All these questions and more will be answered on this week's episode of Hailing Frequencies Open.