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How is this going to help with our scheduling problem this week? I'm glad you asked. And listeners, I'm glad you listen. Today is Thursday, May 18th, and this in a stunning display of wit and good taste. is the GZM Morning Show. I'm your host, Jimmy, here outside the GZM studios with my best friend of all time, including the future, Maple. I'm also here with a robotic clone of myself that we made by accident in February named...
Evil Jimmy, who looks just like me, except he has a scar and an eye patch, and he's, you know, evil. Right. And this week, we've been building up to our 100th episode tomorrow, which is also, unfortunately, your last day in the studio before you go off to work for Dave's cousin, Lave, in L.A. And it's on the day when everyone else here at GZM goes to the all-day sound symposium.
the characters learn what's gonna happen in their shows, and sound engineers, like me, learn what we're working on next. So I've got two places to be that are really important to me. One is our farewell party and the other is normally the biggest day of my life. And I'm the solution. Okay, how are you the solution, Evil Jimmy? You famously hate podcasts. Why would you want to help? Oh, I can answer that. Or...
Well, Bezor can answer that, and I can translate. Oh, Bezor. Oh yeah, Bezor in the house. And to illustrate the point, you're wearing little overalls and carrying a tiny wrench. Oh, okay. So let me try to guess. Uh, Bezor became a mechanic? That's right, Mabel. Got it in one. Bezor, the cutest robot in the world, helped me fix Evil Jimmy, the most evil robot in the world. And now he's nice and wants to help us out.
His robot brain is famously one of the world's greatest thinking machines, capable of coming up with the most diabolical schemes that the world has ever known. And now, with just a few... Minor adjustments. That brain can be used to fix our current conundrum. Well, that's great. If you're nice now, should we change your name to Nice Jimmy? No, thank you. I was born evil, Jimmy, and it's only right that I keep the name.
even if only to remind me of my previous podcast crimes. Now, you can't be in two places at once, right? Or can you? I don't know if you have any superpowers. No, no superpowers yet. Hmm. Give it time. In that case, it's time to use my robo-brain to think. Thinking. Done. First plan, I go off to LA in Jimmy's place because we look so alike, practically twins. You and Jimmy can go to the sound symposium. You'll stand on his shoulders and wear a long trench coat.
People will think you've suddenly grown to the height you've always deserved. No one will question it. He'll drop you immediately because he's very weak. People will gasp when they see him. They'll say, wait, if you're here, then who... Oh, no. By that point, I'll be long gone, and I'll have taken over the city of L.A. That sounds like a bad plan, and also…
pretty evil. Yeah, wait. That sounds like a plan I would come up with if I was trying to get revenge on someone for deactivating me a couple of months ago by flipping the huge light switch on my back that turns me off. You know, like what we did to you. Hmm. Well, we wouldn't want that, then, would we? How about you two read the shoutouts while I come up with another brilliant plan? I'll step very far away from you so you can have a sidebar conversation, and I won't be able to hear...
Anything. Okay, Jimmy, he is clearly still evil. Dang, you're right. Do better, evil Jimmy. I trusted technology, and look where it got us. Okay. You read the shoutouts and I'll come up with a better human brain plan. I believe in you. Happy birthday to Oren R. on May 4th from your brother Judah W. Happy birthday today to Delaney R. from Ohio. Happy birthday on June 1st to podcast superfan Bronwyn H. from Shanghai.
Shout out to Saoirse and shout out to Amelia K from Jordan A. Jimmy, do you have our idea ready? I'm thinking. Oh, no. My human brain is outmatched. I need just a little more time. All right, hope you're done with the shoutouts. Evil Jimmy here coming back with another great idea. Evil Jimmy, we have our own idea.
Oh, is that right? Well, why don't I just turn around and let you deactivate me right now, huh? Here we go. Look, here's my big on-off light switch on my back. Just flip it like I did last time if you don't need me anymore. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, hold on. No, no, no, it's fine. You don't need me. You have such a great idea with your soft, squishy human brains. Tell me what it is. Yes, Jimmy, it's time for your great idea.
Of course. I absolutely have it ready right now. Just before I do that, let me tell you a fun fact. Listeners and my evil robotic clone. Did you know that because the planet Venus takes longer to spin around its axis than orbit the sun, a Venezian day is longer than a Venezian year? I think we've all had days like that. Oh, that's pretty interesting.
My good idea, since we're clearly stalling, is that I dress up as Mabel, she goes to your 100th episode shindig, then I record the whole sound symposium. Oh. That's actually not an awful plan. Then I can watch the Sound Symposium later. You could, but I'm probably just gonna sell it to Snaz Opportunity and help him get back at you two for ruining his evil plans as well. Villains together forever!
I knew it. You're still evil. You think a tiny, cute robot with a wrench can change my internal programming? I was built to hate podcasts. I'll never lose. I'll never... Wait, did someone just flip the big on-off switch on my back? Yeah, my plan was to let you get distracted by your plan and then turn you off like we did last time. But thanks for making one final guest appearance before the 100th episode. It means a lot.
Curse you, regular Jimmy. Once again, I was too focused on evil. My ultimate downfall. I deserved a redemption arc. Jimmy, you did it! Hooray! But we still don't have a solution for our scheduling problem. That's okay. Whatever decision you make will be the best one. Just like my decision to end today's show right here. That's our show, everyone. Join us tomorrow for the 100th and final, at least for now, episode of the GZM Morning Show.
Thank you so much for tuning in, and we can't wait to see you then. As always, send your thoughts to the email secretjimmy at gcmshows.com. Buh-bye! 99 episodes of the podcast done. 99 episodes of the podcast. Take one down, listen to... it. Tomorrow's gonna be the 100th episode of the podcast. I'm Debra Goldstein, host of the game show The Big Fib. And I'm the sound effects robot, Lisa.
Each week we bring you a hilarious podcast where human child contestants have to figure out who's an actual expert. And who's a liar, liar, pants on fire. Just listen to these great reviews on Apple Podcasts. User Addie Kitty says, I love this podcast. Lisa is my favorite. User Ichabod says, Lisa is so funny. Oh my God, they're right. And user Ice Wolf says, more Lisa. More, more, more, more. Interesting selection. Who picked these reviews? Not me.
Okay, I guess I am the liar. It was me. And oh, look at that. My pants are on fire. My pants are on fire. For more fun facts and a few fibs, follow The Big Fib on Apple Podcasts or on gzmshows.com. Oh, my poor pants.