Well, here we are, an episode where I can't really goof because I collect legos. I did it anway. Should scalpers be considered humans? How do you play with your figures? We found the most insufferable redditor on the planet and end with some great Trustpilot reviews! Jeremy Kaplowitz is host of the show Quorators which so check them out! There is more Chris at https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreo...
Dec 10, 2024•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 97
****Guys may or may not have merch, go to The Guysery and check out our limited drop of a hoodie, a hat, and a long sleeve t shirt, only 200 of each on sale wednesday at 3:00 EST (or at noon EST for patrons)***** The Simpsons is a cartoon on the Fox network. We had our friends Bob Mackey and Henry Gilbert from Talking Simpsons to talk about them. Why is Lisa so mean to Bart? What do AI bots think of the Simpsons Movie? Why was my neighbor so mad at me all of the time? There is much more Chris at...
Dec 03, 2024•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 96
Brace is back!! We talked about a million topics and always came back to hardcore music. We talked about crowdkilling, moshing, Brace's gun, punk houses, and bad shirts. Brace does a lecture on what is good hardcore and if you are mad about it please contact Brace. There were also several lies told about me Brace does Trueanon and is also an all around good dude There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams an...
Nov 26, 2024•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 95
This week, we curl up with some Book Guys. They are always stewing and ready for a knock down drag out war. Are the bookstores too political? Of Mice and Men lights a fuse and causes two guys to go at it in the most book guy way. Good news, Dracula isn't even scary!! Alex Goldman hosts Hyperfixed and is very nice and has read Dracula There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive int...
Nov 19, 2024•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 94
Get your lineup set and get ready for a weird punishment because we are talking about the scientific game of Fantasy Football. How does the hotwife community play? Why is everyone cheating? After you are done accusing your commish of cheating wind down and listen to us! David J Roth is one of the owners and writers for Defector There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shoc...
Nov 12, 2024•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 93
Merritt K joined us this week to talk about Man Guys. What makes a man guy a man guy? Well, bacon for one thing, but we also looked at some chivers, some man card revocations and the art of manliness! Wishlist Merritt's game Fledgling Manor on steam, lets get the Guys bump! There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/guyspodcast twitter.c...
Nov 05, 2024•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 92
We had Jesse Farrar and Stefan Heck the mischievous hosts of famous Twitch channel The Go Off Kings on to talk about Nintendo Guys, and we did some of that but we also talked about trivia, catalytic converters, and I flubbed so much because it is hard to say Xbox There is a false narrative advanced about me winning trivia that is not to be believed in this episode There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams ...
Oct 29, 2024•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 91
About a month ago my wife asked me if we had ever considered doing a an episode about lottery guys and I looked at my big list and they weren't there. I loved the idea so much that we did it. What do you tell your friends and family when you win? How do you win scratch offs? Why is Chris making fun of me again? Tom is our dear friend and he is at https://x.com/thetrillbillies and Trillbillies and at https://www.patreon.com/trillbillyworkersparty There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and...
Oct 22, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 90
Welcome to Guys where we make the finest podcasts with the finest ingredients. This week we talked about Pizza Guys with our friend Eva Anderson. What type of container should the Joe Rogan and Elon Musk pizza be delivered in? Where does sausage go? What is the best pizza in the world? Who is Dave Portnoy? Here is the gallery of pictures from this episode Pizza Gallery There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, str...
Oct 15, 2024•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 89
Chris wants to say that he is sorry if the audio quality isn't great but I told him that you wouldn't care Hello there, I knew you would show up. This week on Guys we talked about psychic guys. Are all demons bad? Does masturbating help or hinder you astral projections? Which celebrities have bad vibes? All this and some really good book reviews Follow Kath on Twitter at https://x.com/kathbarbadoro and listen to What a Time To Be Alive and https://www.patreon.com/liecheatandsteal See Guys Live i...
Oct 08, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 88
Keep it down, I'm looking at birds, I mean, they all look the same but I am sure they are different. We had America's nicest man, Joe Pera on to talk about America's nicest guys Bird Guys. Is it woke to rename birds? Is America ok with titties? What sorts of birds do you have on your lifer list? Where are you ranked in your very populus city. Here are Joe's dates Peras Tour and of course he has two great tv shows on Max See Guys Live in October bit.ly/top3weekend on 10/11 and 10/12 we will be pe...
Oct 01, 2024•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 87
Heyyy welcome to this thing of ours. It's an episode of Guys about mafia guys. We talked about my (Bryan) attempts to start a mafia which just really ended up being a group of violent rednecks, we learn about why someone would rat, why hasn't Sammy The Bull been whacked? Then we get some important questions answered by quora. Chris and Dan also bully me about how I act at baseball games and we wind up reading gangster movie reviews and mafia jokes Find everything Dan does here https://www.sullyv...
Sep 24, 2024•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 86
To whom it may concern, we have finished another episode of audio content on the Guys podcast. This episode is Science Guys and we talked about cocaine, the best sex position according to IFLScience. Surprise, we have ticketmaster reviews and museum reviews that are primarily about food. So cuddle up with your lover and listen to us goof on science guys. Caleb Pitts is on Podcast About Lists which is a podcast about lists. You can find more info on https://x.com/podaboutlist See Guys Live in Oct...
Sep 17, 2024•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 83
We finally went and did it! We brought one of our best friends Felix Biederman from Shocktober and of course Chapo Trap House on to talk about America's fastest growing sport, video games. So strap in for a guy that went to r/gamer for marriage advice and a lot of goofing off. We also did a good amout of shock jock talk at the end for everyone. It is kind of like when a band gets back together and jams hence the runtime See Guys Live in October bit.ly/top3weekend on 10/11 and 10/12 we will be pe...
Sep 10, 2024•1 hr 47 min•Ep. 82
We brought Jon Gabrus back, this time we talked about some total weirdos: Rotten Tomatoes Guys. What is Aaron Eckhart up to? Are there Aaron Eckhart guys? Could I do an Aaron Eckhart Guys episode? Now that we have the Aaron Eckhart conversation out of the way we read some reviews. So I hope the movie theater is the exact right temperature and that you don't mind evil talk! See Gabrus with the Action Boyz Saturday, September 7th at 7:30pm PT get tickets at http://live.actionboyz.biz See Guys Live...
Sep 03, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 83
We went to the darkest place we've ever gone. (with the exception of the extremely evil real estate guys) this week on Guys we talked about death metal guys. Will they ever grow out of it? We read 2 of the weirder reviews I've seen and does Chris actually like Deicide? Joe runs the website https://toiletovhell.com/ and you can find him at http://Twitter.com/joethrashnkill See Guys Live in October bit.ly/top3weekend on 10/11 and 10/12 we will be performing at the Biltmore Cabaret in Vancouver. Co...
Aug 27, 2024•1 hr 22 min
Well Well Well, it's another episode of Guys! This week we finally got to talk about some cool dudes, well, we also talked about some real nerds. What are the rules about paying for a tattoo that you immediately regret? We also have a beautiful story of a tattoo guy being mean. So sit down in my very sanitary chair and shut up. Rax is cooler than me and Chris put together and you can find her here https://x.com/RaxKingIsDead and you can find everything she does here https://www.raxkingisdead.com...
Aug 20, 2024•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 81
When people asked for a Star Trek Guys episode we said that we would "make it so" So we had Will Menaker from Chapo Trap House and Aaron Thorpe from The Trillbillies Workers Party on so that me and Chris (cool jocks) didn't outnumber the guests. We looked into r/startrek to see what the biggest fans are talking about. What kinda shoes should the people on the startship wear? Who would win between Star Wars and Star Trek? Why is star trek going broke? I think we all know the answer to that (woke)...
Aug 13, 2024•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 80
We brought our friend Tom on to talk about cruise guys. We read a lot of reviews from Trustpilot and a lot of them were very bad reviews. There were a couple of straight guys looking to cruise (one of them was a single guy)! We caught some people doing "theft of services" on an excursion. Finally we read some very selfish jerks and I told some Bryan stories! Find more Tom on https://www.twitch.tv/tomwalker and https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bigsofttitty-png/id1332959121 There is much more...
Aug 06, 2024•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 79
We looked at several nasty real estate freaks. What does it take to hoard wealth? How much more should you charge your friends for rent than a stranger, we also got to see how depraved airbnb hosts really are! You can find Amar's special here Please Don't Kill Me and he is on instagram at https://www.instagram.com/realexciting/?hl=en Come and see Guys Live in October bit.ly/top3weekend on 10/11 and 10/12 we will be performing at the Biltmore Cabaret in Vancouver. Come hang out with, Chris an I a...
Jul 30, 2024•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 78
Look, I wouldn't listen to this on a stereo that other people can hear but I spent some time looking through adultdvdtalk and Mike brought us some nasty old men. What is the problem with modern porno? How would you reply to your favorite porno stars on X - The Everything website. They are definitely nasty. It is a return to form, a dirty episode! Mike Hale is on Your Kickstarter Sucks and it is the funniest podcast out there. There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://w...
Jul 23, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 77
We had the boys from Blocked Party on the episode to talk about board game guys, much like every other crossover we have done it is a long episode and we got off topic a few times. We look at an uncle cheater, a sore loser wife and the most cursed piece of writing since the Chive bewbs poem We also announced that we are live in Vancouver BC on 10/11 and 10/12 with the Blocked Party Guys and the first ever live episode of GUYS There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://w...
Jul 16, 2024•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 76
Oh my goosh! we found a new guy! He trained Whoopi and one of the hosts of Your Mom's Home. We learned how to deal with hecklers and a loud room and we talk a bit about our experiences performing at various levels of the stand up scene. Dan Licata is at https://x.com/danlicatasucks and https://www.instagram.com/danlicatasucks/?hl=en and his new special For The Boys is right here. As always There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for m...
Jul 09, 2024•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 75
Hello distinguished listeners and friends, welcome to the meeting of the Guys Toastmasters Club. We are really honored to have you at this meeting and hope we can provide you with the tools to succeed in the world of business and relationships. Stefan Heck can be found on https://www.twitch.tv/gooffkings and patreon.com/blockedparty There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into...
Jul 02, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 74
You made me do it, so I finally did it. Me and Chris had Kate Willett https://www.katewillett.com/ on the show to talk about some real perverts, the Elon Musk Guy. We also spread the good word of The Chive and read a genuine Chive riff about Elon. We tried our hardest to understand them but I am not sure we can ever understand them Watch Kate's Special Loopholes right here Loopholes There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guy...
Jun 25, 2024•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 73
We had Jack Wagner https://www.instagram.com/otherworldpod/ on to talk about alien guys, not aliens that are guys but guys that believe in aliens. What could Deftones possibly have to do with aliens? What percentage of the worlds nukes would it take to kill the alien invaders? What is it like to mind-meld with a Mantid Find Otherworld here https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/otherworld/id1647611444 and support him here https://www.patreon.com/Otherworld There is much more Chris at twitter.com/...
Jun 18, 2024•1 hr 21 min
We brought Jesse on to talk about Renaissance Faire Guys and plenty of other things. My sister told me that I should be a renaissance faire insulter so we looked at the most famous insulter. We looked at the nuts and bolts of how to speak at a faire and some of the things that grinds their gears You can find Jesse at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-kickstarter-sucks/id1204911385 and https://www.twitch.tv/gooffkings There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://w...
Jun 11, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 71
The first Sequel Episode!!!! We brought Chris Wade back to talk about Classic Rock Guys again! You know we listened to some Michael Noland!!! He doesn't like the show "America's Got Toilet" and thinks it is ruining music!!! We looked at Ticketmaster reviews and also Rate Your Music reviews!! You can find Chris at https://twitter.com/saywhatagain and listen to https://soundcloud.com/and-intro-pod which I have been on and enjoyed doing. There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course ...
Jun 04, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 70
We covered comic book guys this week with a certified comic book author. What is slabbing? What sort of life lessons can you learn from Batman? How do you get into comic book collecting and did you know there is a whole culture around it? You can find Jordasn on twitter at https://twitter.com/Jordan_Morris and of course on the wonderful https://maximumfun.org/podcasts/jordan-jesse-go/ podcast that I guested on and they were very hospitable BUT what you should really do is buy Youth Group There i...
May 28, 2024•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 69
It is summer time and the weather is hot. Get ready for a sizzlin' hot episopde of Guys because we looked at grilling guys. Some of them really love their wives and others are married to chompers. How many grills is too many? Gas or Charcoal, Royal Oak or Kingsford. We also look at very funny reviews on trust pilot! You can find Eva at https://twitter.com/evafay and https://www.instagram.com/evafay There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow ...
May 21, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 68
