This week on Guys we had our friends (Lauren, Jane Ost and Stephen) from Batting Around to talk about America's pastime, the game of baseball. We talk about the powerful and beautiful umpires, the hall of fame, and the worst part about seeing a baseball game...children There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/murderxbryan twitter.com/m...
May 14, 2024•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 67
We took a scattershot approach to DJs because there are like a million of them, from middle school dance questions to Steve Aoki's cold cheap beans to strip club DJs and old guys that hate rap! It is a cool show because DJs are cool You can find Luke on https://twitter.com/lukeoneil47 and https://bsky.app/profile/lukeoneil47.bsky.social and his excellent newsletter Welcome To Hell World There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more...
May 07, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 66
This is a very personal episode, there was no way that I was going to do Nicotine Guys unless I could get Brace to do the episode. We all talked about smoking as teens and even adults. Then we plumb the depths of r/cigarettes and r/nicotine so that we can learn what is happening in the nicotine world You know Brace, he is at https://www.podbean.com/podcast-detail/3t3ry-9a829/TrueAnon-Podcast https://www.instagram.com/trueanonpod/?hl=en https://www.patreon.com/TrueAnonPod There is much more Chris...
Apr 30, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 65
We had comedian Carter Selinger ( https://twitter.com/carterselinger , https://www.instagram.com/carterselinger/ , https://www.tiktok.com/@pretzelhands) on to talk about everyone's favorite crooner, genius, Orville writer Seth Macfarlane, We argue about Rotten Tomatoes and google before we take a look at some of the great ideas that the fans come up with for Family Guy and we lsiten to a bit of Seth's music! There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/not...
Apr 23, 2024•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 64
We had artist Oliver Leach on to talk about Zombie Guys, can you kill a zombie with fire? Are there any obvious drawbacks to having sex with a zombie? We write a perfect zombie porno and read a lot of posts from guys that think zombies are real. You can follow Oliver on Twitter at https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN and you can buy prints at https://www.oliverleach.com/ There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams ...
Apr 16, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 62
We brought Tom back to talk about gambling guys. Did Michael Jordan fix games? Are the poker tables post-racial utopias? What makes guys Guys? Then we read some casino reviews that were really funny. You can find Tom at The Trillbillies and their patreon (whichis great) https://www.patreon.com/trillbillyworkersparty/ and he posts at https://twitter.com/thetrillbillies There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, stre...
Apr 09, 2024•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 61
We had Todd Glass on to promote his new crowdfunding campaign https://www.toddglass.com/ Instagram at The Todd Glass Show and The Todd Glass Show Tik Tok We talked about a ton of stuff in a chaotic episode that is very very fun. Would you tell your parents your Crytpo password? Would you tell your parents that you have crypto? Would you accuse your girlfriend of not having Cryto? There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys c...
Apr 02, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 60
Hey there, I wanted to unlock an epsiode that we did on the patreon because there is a crazy story in it and its an all around really fun episode! There is plenty more of Guys+ and streams and all kinds of other shows on patreon.com/murderxbryan If you enjoy this, please consider joining the $5 tier on patreon you get at least one bonus show a week and the stream For the video version of this click here Unlocked 3/22/2024 Guys+...
Mar 28, 2024•1 hr 21 min
It is game show week on Guys, we hate celebrity jeopardy so much, it is stupid. We also figure out what sort of PEDs the guests on Jeopardy are on. What is it like to go see The Price is Right or Wheel Of Fortune traveling road show (spoiler, there are babes there) John Cullen https://twitter.com/cullenthecomic hosts "What is Jeopardy" Blocked Party and of course we host The P.O.D.Kast together. so go follow him and listen to his shows. There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of cours...
Mar 26, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 59
Welp, the patrons picked Police Scanner Guys and I tried as hard as I could to find stuff and I kinda did. I made the decision that we would broaden the scope of what we cover this time. I also wanna do a CW for domestic violence, it isn't in poor taste but it does come up. We look at some scanner guys and then we have a cop comedian alond with the relative of the Scanner guys, the Live PD/On Patrol Live. You can find more from Tony and Alexander at https://miniondeathcult.libsyn.com/ Alexander ...
Mar 19, 2024•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 58
We had Nate Ruess from the band Fun on to talk about Beatles Guys, he has made this so easy because he isn't promoting anything but I will tell you that he has a podcast https://www.twitch.tv/claynecast We ound some of the best forum guys that we have ever stumbled on. Some real sassy OPs and some really weird forum posts plus we got some Noland in there There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKT...
Mar 12, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 57
We had https://twitter.com/jakebrodes and https://twitter.com/len0killer from Pendejo Time https://www.patreon.com/pendejotime on to talk about Beer Guys. Do they like to drink alone? Does making beer smell? Are the bottles that they put Sam Adams in made out of metal? Then we played a GAME. That's right, A GAME!!! There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you c...
Mar 05, 2024•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 56
We had comedian Joe Kwaczala on to talk about travel guys, before you yell at me for not talking enough about points, it was so fucking impossible to understand what these guys were talking about so we decided that it would be better to stream it but I did get some credit card talk and ettiquette and some of my own shit obviously You can find everything Joe does at https://linktr.ee/joe.kwaczala but you better listen to his album http://800pgr.lnk.to/Kwaczala There is much more Chris at twitter....
Feb 27, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 55
*I am in the process of trying to get the audio to sound better and this is my first crack at it, I have the regular version saved if this one sucks* This week we learned about the way of the blade with Sword Guys, what does battle ready mean? What happens when you look up "cool swords" on Amazon and what do these guys do with these swords? Alex Ptak ( https://twitter.com/PtakTestKitchen ) cohosts Quorators which I have guested on and it was fun There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and...
Feb 20, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 54
This week on Guys we have Jason Sheridan from Podcast: The Ride ( https://www.patreon.com/podcasttheride) to talk about rollercoaster guys. Are you a thoosie or part of the GeePee? How many credits do you have and how do you position your pelvis to prevent from being stapled? Find this and more on Rollercoaster Guys There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you ...
Feb 13, 2024•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 53
We have been doing it for 1 full year we decided to have Mike come and make fun of me for collecting Legos, this week is a super sized guys for the 1 year anniversary! I know that we said Tom would be here and but he got stuck in the airport! Thank you to everyone that supports the show, we really appreciate it, 1 year ago, launching this show was so scary to me and I want to thank a few people. Chris, of course but also: Chapo Trap House for having me on a few times to promote, Jon Gabrus for c...
Feb 06, 2024•2 hr 1 min•Ep. 52
You asked for it and I delivered with Guitar Guys. I had a hard time finding the weirdest guys and I planned to add some Noland to the episode but he wasn't doing it for me so we dove deep into the Ultimate Guitar Forum and R/guitars and The Acoustic Gear Forum, and we learned that these guys love to tell each other to suck each other off. There was a subscription flub 40 minutes in to the episode but I fixed it so I left it in so that you can root for me. You can find amber at Skulltenders stre...
Jan 30, 2024•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 51
The Patrons picked it so we are doing it. This week we are looking at Jeep Guys, they have more rules than a single guy at a swinger club and I think we hit everything. Learn about the Death Wobble, the wave and the ducks. Also, get a few jokes for your joke arsenal Adam is https://twitter.com/damiataman on Twitter and his show is https://twitter.com/hobbyperverts There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams ...
Jan 23, 2024•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 50
Hey Buuuuuuuuddy. How's it going, this episode is about weed guys, not like weeds in your yard, guys that smoke that wonderful piff. Chris got high for the episode and I don't think you can tell because he is such an accomplished weed smoker. We talked about how to handle getting "too high" and bong maintenance, read some leafly reviews of weed strains and we learn a few ways to pass a drug test (and a few ways not to) Chris Locke is https://www.instagram.com/chrislockefun/ on Instagram and was ...
Jan 16, 2024•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 49
Abracadabra! We are back with a magical show! This week we look at magicians! Should you bring your own table to a party? What is a good non-1 coin trick to do with 1 coin? Why do magicians hate Criss Angel? You will learn about magic but don't worry, we don't expose any of the tricks. You can hear Stefan on Blocked Party and Go Off Kings and he is great! There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCK...
Jan 09, 2024•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 48
You wanted the most annoying, you got the most annoying people, we had Sarah Hagi ( https://twitter.com/KindaHagi) from Scamfluencers on to talk about cable news fans. People who love tv but think they love news. We get a little bit of fantasizing about having an hour on tv to program, people mad about having to give fox news their email address, and the pepto bismol colored CNBC ticker, probably made my a fricken narcisist There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www...
Jan 02, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 47
Go Bucks, Michigan Sucks! We invited our friend SexJ ( https://twitter.com/MostCrucified) from twitch.tv/crucifiedscoob to talk about the most pure sport with the most loyal fans and players, College Football. While I grew up steeped in it, Chris and Sexj grew up liking the less pure professional sports. We spent some time reading grown men crying because players are getting paid, crying becasue their team didn't get in the right bowl game and of course, acting like insane people There is much m...
Dec 26, 2023•1 hr 21 min
So, I decided to do something a bit different for Christmas Guys. We had our friend Brittany Lyseng to talk about how some of our favorite guys celebrate the holiday. We looked at some swinger traditions and christmas list, then we looked to see what they are selling on The Chivery followed by some Pastafarians, warhammer guys and nudists. You can find Brittany' special Break and Enter anywhere that comedy albums are sold Since this is the last main episode (there will be one more on patreon) me...
Dec 19, 2023•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 45
This week on Guys we have MCU guys, they love the comic book movies, no, not all of the comic book movies, just the Marvel ones. We talk a bit about how many of the movies we have seen and then we read a Marvel spec script and listen to a rap song! This week as our guest we have movie critic and podcaster Vince Mancini https://twitter.com/VinceMancini from the podcast Pod Your Self a Wire There is much more Chris at youtube.com/noteveashow and twitter.com/notevenashow and of course https://www.p...
Dec 12, 2023•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 44
This is the episode that the patrons picked, it seemed like it would be easy to do until I had an actual crisis of confidence and decided that it would not be fun to make fun of young christians so here is what i did, we made fun of old youth pastors and met some real characters. How does a groupy for Wang Chung make you think of Christ? How is masturbation a cool tool for the lord? How does a man of god walk with swagger You know Tom, he is twitter.com/thetrillbillies and patreon.com/thetrillbi...
Dec 05, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 43
So, the first music episode was very broad, we talked about classic rock guys, it was fun. This time we narrowed our focus to Jam Band Guys I talk about my old jam band drug dealer, we learn about chompers, custies and wooks. We also checked out one of the Grateful Dead "Dicks Picks" songs in its entirety. We found some bad husbands (of course) You can find Gavin at https://twitter.com/gavinmatts and his special Progression is at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXswAbQYPDE There is much more Chr...
Nov 28, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 42
We had https://twitter.com/JesseThorn from Judge John Hodgeman and Bullseye and the menswear website https://putthison.com/ We found the Gentlemans Gazzette and talked about ties, my style and my shoe issues and ties, lots of ties, we touched on cringe humor and comedy guys. There is much more Chris at youtube.com/noteveashow and twitter.com/notevenashow and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can clic...
Nov 21, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 41
We had Riley Quinn from Trash Future on who is an actual Wine Guy. We talked about the Snoop Dogg wine, we learned a bunch about what can fuck a wine up, we look at whether or not bourbon guys or wine guys, look at a Tony K style vinyard review and some wine gadget reviews https://twitter.com/raaleh https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture There is much more Chris at youtube.com/noteveashow and twitter.com/notevenashow and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, stre...
Nov 14, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 40
This was the most requested episode we have ever done so I gave it to you and I hope it meets your expectations because doing these more requested episodes freaks me out. We talked Bose, different hacks for getting better audio and we even checked in with the wives We needed a person that knows about the audiophile culture so we brought on Brynn Niebor on ( https://twitter.com/kinematografi ) from Beep Beep Lettuce and Stay Inside There is much more Chris at youtube.com/noteveashow and twitter.c...
Nov 07, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 39
Happy Halloween my ghoulies, I think that we just created a new tradition by doing Halloween Guys because this episode came out on halloween! We learn about the war about inflatables, christmas and we look at some haunted house reviews and then, the biggest lesson of all, we learned about Swinger Christmas (Halloween) so there is even some gross stuff in there You can find more Nick at https://twitter.com/NickLutsko and https://www.patreon.com/nicklutsko and you can hear his very catchy Hallowee...
Oct 31, 2023•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 38
